**in no particular order**
making the band 2: da band (season two)
reasons for making the cut
—thugs with braces. dylan. latina back fat. diddy and diddy’s crew of sickly middle-aged henchmen. dylan. cheesecake. weekly fights on wooded staircases. sara’s husband ‘s forehead. north philly n*ggas. dylan.
i mean, seriously. can you ask for more???
—spawned the single funniest reality show parody yet.
america’s next top model, cycle 3
reasons for making the cut
—still remains the number one all-time season on the list of “shows guys pretended to be forced by their girlfriends into watching even though they secretly enjoyed it”
—contained three of the five bangingest reality show chicks ever (eva, tocarra, and princess yaya)
***sidenote: between her being the only completely body-less chick in the history of history to have black men openly lusting for, her placing second only to esther baxter on the annual “chicks with names that definitely would make you think they’re much worse looking than they really are” list, and the fact that she single-handedly spearheaded this terrible 2004-present mohawk era, is it safe to say that eva pigford is one of the most influential americans of the 21st century?***
the apprentice: season one
reasons for making the cut
—still remains the only competitive reality show in history where people outside of the show’s niche actually gave a damn about who won
—in omarosa, provided american households with a living, breathing caricature embodiment of each of the worse stereotypes about black professional women, and almost single-handedly set back black male/female relations in my bedroom ten years with her blatant sabotage of kwame jackson (the patron saint of male “dark-skinned” points) in the final
the real world: san diego
reasons for making the cut
—the only reality show in history where each character was actually, gasp, likeable, each episode was funny, and all seemed like they genuinely enjoyed being around each other. if reality shows were sports, this season would have been the 2004 detroit pistons, and the late frankie (whose death actually resonated with me) would have been rasheed
—contained jacqueez, who, along with arissa from rw las vegas, was the only black person in real world history i could see myself being cool with in real life despite his subtle effeminatity. in fact, i still have absolutely no idea how he even made it on the show
your turn, people of vsb. who makes your cut? name your favorite reality show seasons of all-time.
—the champ
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OMG im fiiirrst.
anywhooo.
this first season of candy girls has been epic. any season of college hill (ruining HBCU’s reps one school at a time… primetime popeyes commercials and all )… and how can you leave out Flavor of Love??
@CoCo,
“candy girls”
Haha. I finally saw the fight. The producers must’ve put Danielle up to it throwing Kysha in the house. Nobody is that effing dumb. And either the thick chick is an extremely good actress or that reality-based show went to reality in 2.5 seconds flat! lol@ Danielle getting thrown around like a rag doll.
but poo on my tivo for cutting it off.
@Me fail english?,
Brooke’s voice got that ghetto girl rasp reall quick and kysha was unprepared for the REALITY part of the show. LOL. smh at danielle being the BOSS but getting talked to like the errand girl.
@CoCo,
Right? I saw it a mile away. Terricka’s off yappin like a Chihuahua and they think she’s the one to watch. WRONG! You could tell she’s used to poppin alotta ish and rarely backing it up.
Brooke looks like she has that kinda patience and sense of humor that once she is actually pissed, she WILL fight.
I heard the whole agency was made up for E! and none of my video ho friends (I actually have a few, haha) have heard of them. That’s why Danielle is such a ishty boss. Cause she aint a boss at all! She was like Ne-yo’s old asst or smthg.
@Me fail english?,
chile… Terricka has the WORST attitude for someone who suffers from Muscular Manface disease. She stays bumping gums. Olivia whines about everything and if you came from so much money… why they aint fix your wonk eye and overgrown jawline? Brooke is BADD and has come a looooong way from dancing in the wipe me down vid in a coogi hoodie *sigh*
maybe danielle is trying to jump her career off bc she is DEF in the new teairra mari vid (cause a scene) all up next to jackie long….
this show brings me endless mirth.
@CoCo, I have missed about five shows. I saw a rerun on TVOne. DId they change the channel for it?
@Nicki Sunshine,
its on E on like sundays or mondays.. it bounces. lol
@CoCo,
and how can you leave out Flavor of Love??
easily
@The Champ,
say what you want.. it was epic in its pop culture influence.
I agree with those.. but i will add
The very first season of top model..Camille and the swollen lip fiasco was funny as well as Robyn and the whole titty shaking incident..
The very first season of the real world with Heather b and perpetual angry black man Kevin,
The season of real world with Ruthie, and Tech the funniest shyt was Ruthie did all that shyt and it wasnt until she broke that 1 glass that Tech had enough…LOL
The season of real world with Pedro and Puck I really liked Pedro and hated puck
and the season of real world with Tammy and David…1 the drama and bullshyt reason why David was kicked off, 2 i love seeing the wanna be wack a.s.s rapper/musicians…its like the purposefully find ones they know are not going to make it
and Yes the first two seasons of flavor of love
oh and the season of the bad girls club with the black chick that bust the white girls nose and then talked cash money shyt..was her name leslie or somethin?
I also enoyed the bad girls season with tanesha…..pop off son pop off
Oh and I loooooved the first season of the real housewives of Atlanta….if for nothing more than to hear kim sing that damn song…im on a tightrope…between me and you and what i dont know..LMAO
@shay_d_lady,
omg the reunion ep where she told everyone she had cancer and that was the reason for her horrible weave… then backpedaled like 12 seconds later? KIM, stop.
I think Kim was trashy she was a guest on Q100 yesterday talking the upcoming season…should be good but Atlanta housewives was crazy but some of it seemed fake. Now Bad Girls season 3 was real good cause the girls were young and naive and I loved how Tiffany was a real b**** and the fighting was even better.
@CoCo,
LOL.. I was too slow to compute but my sis said immediately “Um, don’t you lose your hair from the chemo, not the cancer?”
How you gonna say you started losing your her first and THEN had doctors tell you it was because of cancer. What part of the game is this?
@Me fail english?,
call me wrong or mean, but i dont care WHAT attacked your body.. there is NO excuse for the shiny, synthetic weave with the jewelry from Big Poppa you insist on piling on at every given moment. that and the red lip liner with pink lipstick really grinds my gears.
i liked tanesha from bad girls club
@Gem-balaya,
Last I heard she was working at Rainbow on Church Av in BK.
Those “Bad Girls” don’t be pimpin the system right.
so said. she was still cool as heck. a bit crazy, but that’s the very least i except from NYC chicks.
@Gem-balaya,
I ain’t get no sleep cuz of yaaaaa’ll; You ain’t gettin’ not sleep cuz of meeeeeee!
@shay_d_lady,
ooh, how did i forget the bad girls club, season 1? yasss. i adooored the tall violent black girl.** until she spit in that girl’s face and i felt conflicted.
and i loved the season with camille. i felt like she was made into more of a bully than she was. i mean the objective was to win. and that’s what she tried to do. i remember in the shoe CHALLONJ when the girl was like, “of course, camille had to get to the shoes first. mmhmm.” ummmm, betch that was the challenge. BETCH!
of course, i don’t think omorosa was that bad either. until evil became her schtick.
**no homo. lol
@charli skipper, yeah Omarosa got a taste of fame and walked over to the dark side..and I felt the same way about camille she was no more of a biatch than any of the others..and to me I was more upset about Robyn reading that girl the bible passage calling her ignant when she told her she was an athiest…LOL WTF? ol girl should have took the bible and slapped her a.s.s in the face…
@shay_d_lady,
WTF? ol girl should have took the bible and slapped her a.s.s in the face… .
Let the church say Amen.
Robyn was such a hypocrite. That was soooo funny when Jay called her out about they titty slangin.
@shay_d_lady,
When I think of Tammy, all I can think of is when here & her girl group(she was the rapper while the other gals sang) went into the studio she could not get that one line right. Imma slave, imma slave, imma slave to yo luvin. Sad yet true which bring me to my other favorite RW musician. New Orleans David. Dude was/is a d!ck yet he gave us “Won’t you be my baby tonight, I’ve seen the way you’ve treated other thugs before. Come on be my baby tonight. ” If I remember correctly he also gave us a scat in the beginning.
@Nola Darling,
“Doo-da-ba-dee-da-ba-dee…Doo-da-ba-dee-da-ba-da….”
I damn near died when he busted out with that song.
MTV knows exactly what they’re doing when they pick these folks…
@Lili,
“Doo-da-ba-dee-da-ba-dee…Doo-da-ba-dee-da-ba-da….”
Take me now Lord! For years I though that was a joke…til he came to some all seasons reunion singin that ish and was dead serious. *SHOCK*
@ Nola Darling & Me fail english?,
” “Won’t you be my baby tonight, I’ve seen the way you’ve treated other thugs before. Come on be my baby tonight. Doo-da-ba-dee-da-ba-dee…Doo-da-ba-dee-da-ba-da….”
OMG DEAD! yo didnt he like half play the guitar too and he would strum it while he recited his broke down sing/raps…OMG he was such a tool and his “won’t u be my baby tonight” will forver live on in infamy…one of the reasons why that season (and chicagois on my all time fav real world season ever! for ur listeniing pleasure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDvr7d5qZUw
@PrincesMo,
Thanks alot Mo. This Youtube ish just kilt me dead!
I forgot all about the musical accompaniment. As if thugs play keyboards!!
@PrincesMo,
this song is the gift that keeps on giving
@Nola Darling, girl LMAO @ you for remembering Tammy’s lyrics.. and you know it was rumored that she was having an affair with Kenny Smith who was married to spinderella at the time and thats why she had that abortion.. on national tv.. and she also had her mouth wired shut so she could keep to an all liquid diet… you cant make this shyt up…LOL she later married kenny so I guess its true… and I did forget David..LMAO
@shay_d_lady,
You mean Kenny Anderson?
@miss t-lee, You mean Kenny Anderson?
probably so
@miss t-lee,
yeah. it was kenny anderson. apparently tammy was known to be an nba groupie
@Nola Darling,
Oh sh!t….I forgot about David and “Be My Baby Tonight” shenanigans. Good times!
@luvtheshoes,
Haha! Yes! David actually hit on my coworker on MySpace last year. They were about to go out but she bailed out because she wouldn’t be able to get that song outta her head. lol
@Cheekie,
That song will haunt him forever…lol
@Cheekie,
Good call on her part!
@Nola Darling, LMAO I’ve met David in person several times, and not only is he a total douche, but he’s still tryna get signed. I don’t understand.
@Kindred Smile,
Yeah, that’s the impression my coworker got. That he’s a complete douche. I’m talkin’ Summer’s Eve.
He had zero game as well, but she just thought he was hot. She weighed the pros and cons and thought better of it.
“Oh and I loooooved the first season of the real housewives of Atlanta….if for nothing more than to hear kim sing that damn song…im on a tightrope…between me and you and what i dont know…”
@shay_d_lady, We are >HERE<!!! I can’t wait until the next season.
@shay_d_lady,
which season was it when that black guy kept beefing with the alky chick. and then there was that one ep when she was leaving to go to rehab and he knocked on the window and slapped the ish out of her?
oh mah word! favorite.episode.EVAR
hmm….i was just thinking about that season of top model the other day! i had a kelly moment: “maybe i’m just not as cute as i though *hiccup; cry*…” lol.
um….favorite reality show seasons…..
real housewives of atl-season 1
and this season of college hill comes to mind, cuz chile, kyle is ignorant! “How long did it take you come up with that one? I mean reaaaally
” or my favorite kyle moment: “when i was a little girl…” lol.
and i really liked the season of real world with all the black peo–i mean, with arissa, irulan, and that little wack chocolate boy. i was in college so i was soo caught up in the drama because i felt like they understood me. ha!
ooh, and this season of the game with tia mowry hardicht. does this count?
@charli skipper, and this season of college hill comes to mind, cuz chile, kyle is ignorant! “How long did it take you come up with that one? I mean reaaaally
” or my favorite kyle moment: “when i was a little girl…” lol.
yes Kyle might be officially the gayest man in America.. I mean all we need is him to show us his drag show/majorette outfit and he has all the stereotypes covered
but when he sashayed up those stairs with those ribs? LMAO
@shay_d_lady,
yass! he flipped the hair and everything. he even showed ‘em a little leg. and took it right back.
@charli skipper,
“he even showed ‘em a little leg. and took it right back.”
Love the Cosby Show reference.
Homeboy served on them steps with that Rib. Even Ms.Jay had to bow down.
@charli skipper,
LOL!! I was just trying to remind my sister of that episode the other day….
@charli skipper,
HAhaha @ Grandma and Grandpa Huxtible.
And where did they find that name? Has anyone met a “Huxtible” in real life? Sounds like luggage.
lmao i just saw a commercial on BET. i’m smdh. wowsers!!
@charli skipper,
As for this season of College Hill, I wish they’d kick Paul’s dirty lookin arse off the show. He is the only character that I think has NO redeeming qualities. Why don’t they just throw him in the ocean?
@Me fail english?, As for this season of College Hill, I wish they’d kick Paul’s dirty lookin arse off the show. He is the only character that I think has NO redeeming qualities. Why don’t they just throw him in the ocean?
yeah he thinks hes in a real life version of “step up” and then when he was like.. I know yall thought I was white… but Im not im jamaican… WTF?
@Me fail english?, u think the gay bol has redeeming qualities? he might be the most evil person in the whole world. what he did the new girl was on called for
@Peyso,
Yeah, I was totally pissed about how he treated new girl. But the softie in me can’t hate him cuz dude has serious issues (eating disorder, whatever discrimination he faces for being a gay black man, the razor bumps et al.). I know it’s no excuse but at least he tried to diffuse the Chris-Brandon situation.
Also, Milan’s passive-aggressive self needs to be slapped. She thought just cause Kyle was the one being over the top nobody noticed how catty she was being toward new girl. I hate when ppl think they’re being slick but you see right through it. *throat-punch*
@Me fail english?,
um…that fool ain’t got no eating disorder. i need him to quit it. now.
@charli skipper,
lol. Come to think of it…he mighta hoodwinked folks with that one. Who u kno wit an eating disorder is gonna beef over ribs?
smh
@Me fail english?,
who has an eating disorder and just sits there and tells people, “and now i’m about to throw this up.” ?
boo, we just met! hide it from for at least a 2 week period.
and then he was eatin soul food. i’m sorry, but bulimia and ribs do not go together.
@charli skipper,
bulimia and ribs do not go together.
potential t-shirt
-Project Runway, seasons 1-3 (they were all great and had some great black designers!!)
-Real World Back to NY (3 black ppl — coral was a character)
-Real World Las Vegas (3 more “black” ppl!!)
-Making the Band 4, season 2 (i love me some DK and Day26)
-The Hills, pick a season — they’re all entertaining
-Prime Time Love w/ Deion Sanders, season 1 (“that ain’t gon work”)
ok basically mtv produces (almost) all the reality shows i like. though there are plenty of shows on mtv that i absolutely cannot stand!! seems like mtv is more like rtv since they have more reality-based shows than music these days.
@Gem-balaya, I forgot about runway.. I didnt start watching it until the season with Christian but caught a marathon and saw the michael knight season.. LOVED It….
i LOVE michael. but i was really sad at his collection for fashion week — to me there was basically NO piece that was as good as any of his previous ones. the collection was just bleh. even my gay uncle who was at that fashion week was like “ooo uh uh honey, that is not couture” lol
@shay_d_lady, Runaway had me hooked from the first time that I saw it.
@Gem-balaya,
deion had a show?
thats my boy “must be tha money thats turnin them on” lol thats my jam to
@BLUNTBLAZER, Yeah and it was cute!!! Deon ridin around on that dayum huberround scooter almost killed me…LOL
I also loved “must be the money”
@shay_d_lady,
dam thats one I woulda watched lol gotta you tube “must be the money” now lol. Me an deion have the same b-day LEOOO’S
@BLUNTBLAZER,
All the Leos put your hands up!
*raises hand*
@BLUNTBLAZER,
LEOOO’S
Party over hea! I share a bday with Barack Obama, the Queen Mum and Billy Bob Thornton
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Leos stand UP!!! Hear us roar.
Rowr.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
It was similar to Eddie George & Taj’s show although not as good but definitely better than Jackie & Doug (insert last name here, he plays basketball and she travels with him at all times) .
@Nola Darling,
I remember their last name. It’s Christie.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
see i NEVER liked deion sanders. i thought he was whack and silly. so when he got a show i was like “let me see this foolishness”. but it was a really cute show and i just LOVED his adorable little kids. pilar is gorgeous and a really sweet person who deion kind of runs over (on his little motorized chair lmao). hopefully another season is in the works.
@Gem-balaya,
lol@ his scooter. That makes me kinda sad to think what the NFL did to this brother’s knees. But Pilar and the kids are adorable.
I wanted to beat that stupid boy up who dissed his older daughter. We aint like you no way, punk!
@Gem-balaya,
…agreed. Project Runway Season 1 (w/Kara Saun) and Season 3 (w/Michael Knight) were the best seasons by far…w/the exception of the ‘fierce-ness’ that is Christian.
kara saun was robbed!!!!!!!! omg i couldn’t believe she didn’t win. and they made such a big deal about the shoes she had made for her collection. *smh* darn shame.
@Gem-balaya, awww what happened to prime time with deon and pilar? i liked that show and wanted to see another season
@Gem-balaya,
I am such a MTV junkie also!
I like most of the Real Worlds
All of the Gauntlet and RR vs RW stuff
My new favorite is “Taking the Stage.”
@Ivy St.,
I hadn’t even been watching those gauntlet things till CT was bout to fight Adam and he dissed the mess outta that girl. Now THAT was comedy
@Gem-balaya,
Co-sign on the Coral love.
“The Hills, pick a season — they’re all entertaining”
Man, probably one of the best moments is when Heidi was in trouble with her boss…she brought Spencer to a party and paid more attention to him than actually working. Then when he took Heidi aside to reprimand her, the camera stays on Spencer and he’s devilishly smiling like it was alll part of the plan. He didn’t want her to have a job just because he ain’t got one. Sorry, Spence, sitting in the living room and typing on your computer doesn’t make me believe you have a job.
Oooh, the Prime Time Love. I loved Deoin rolling around the house to do everything.
yeah, spencer is a total loser. and heidi is even more of a loser for putting up with his nonsense. but it makes for GREAT entertainment.
oh and Making the band 4 the first season.. . I loved them picking the boys… I really liked Brian H the one that cried about them dreads when puffy was trying to give him the busta leaders of the new school cut? Deangelo and Julius singing I wont complain> and Puffy and Lori Ann? Yeah that was a good one
@shay_d_lady,
I concur on Brian H. I was so mad diddy told him he was too good to be in the group and should go solo…only to give a solo deal to *chokes* Donny?
@Happy Meal,
How much of a loser is Donny? He can’t sing, he can’t dance, he’s not cute. What is it about Donny and Cassie that made Diddy say “Eff the talent. I’ma focus on yall!”
i just got really into Taking the Stage on mtv. why i’m fascinated by teenage drama is beyond me. but i always wanted to go to the scpa in san diego. so part of it is watching the life i might have had if my parents agreed to let me go to that school.
@Gem-balaya,
Me too. I used to dance (ballet and modern) and everytime I watch, I wish I’d never let it go.
So now I make my neices watch in the hopes they’ll get the bug and I can relive my youth vicariously through them
LOL i come from a very artistic family and so i was in dance and music. i feel like since i was never encouraged to put as much into my “talents” as my school work, i’ve become this no talent @$$ clown.
@Gem-balaya, i’ve become this no talent @$$ clown.
Oh Gemmie, u can booty bounce wit’ the best of ‘em! No talent my big toe. I seen’t u
@pgh muse,
i’ve become this no talent @$$ clown.
i wouldnt say that. you’re actually great at hosting potlucks and losing at spades
lmao ihatechu
p.s. i’ll probably be hosting a “get together” for this current playoff series. GO CELTICS!!! *wearing green for gluck*
@pgh muse,
awwwww you’re so sweet i love you!!! and ummm errr uhhhh where my blue earrings at?!?! lol
@Gem-balaya, I’m sorry ever since you put up this monacre I can’t resist wanting to chop it up w/chu. mmmmm
@WuDaMan, I need some rice for lunch.
@WuDaMan,
damn wu, only you can misspell ‘moniker’ as monacre.
@shay, I was thinkin kinda frenchy kuarter. LOL.
LOL i don’t even wanna know what you REALLY mean by this whole comment.
@WuDaMan, Shay, Gem
*crying*
@Gem-balaya,
I LOVE Taking the Stage! Them angsty teenagers give me LIFE! And they are mad talented. Tyler is a bit of a cocky bastard though. And I love how Malik is always so sassy.
@Luvvie,
***hoping this “malik” person is gay, because a straight male cant be “sassy”***
@The Champ,
Yeah, he gay. And he’s absolutely adorable.
@Cheekie,
I love him and his boyfriend. They’re too cute! And I like the way he dances much better than Tyler
@Luvvie,
lol yes malik is a sassy diva, as matthew clearly pointed out in one of the 1st epis. he’s soooo dramatic and sensitive. i just wanna hug and slap the sh*t outta him at the same time.
@Gem-balaya,
Count me in one being all wrapped up in Taking the Stage. And I need to slap the back of my hand for lusting after Tyler. Ah well, I hear he’s 18. Most of guilt aborted. lol
@Cheekie,
Girl, you might hafta fight that singing chick for him. She aint even TRYNA ease up off his nuts. No shame…
@Me fail english?,
LOL, girl you ain’t never lie.
As much as I hate to say it… I Love New York, both seasons. The fact that she was a trainwreck and that dudes wanted to “be with her” made it hilarious. And c’mon…she really was over the top with damn near everything she did.
The Real World: Boston. That was the first season I watched as it was airing and I used to sneak up and watch it b/c it came on past my bedtime. I thought Cyrus was cool as hell and Kameelah was a little cute despite the constant attitude she always had.
The Real World: Chicago. I lived in Chicago while they were filming this season and actually drove past the house a few times. Theo was cool but was never around (probably b/c of the lack of drama on his part) and Aneesa… smh.
Top Chef Chicago. Ok. So maybe I can’t cook, but I was glued to this season and even tried to make one thing (with no luck)
@brran1,
Real World was really good about showing cool black dudes. Teck Money, Theo, Cyrus, that guy from San Diego I’m sure there are more, but I started hating the Real World
@brran1,
“As much as I hate to say it… I Love New York, both seasons. The fact that she was a trainwreck and that dudes wanted to “be with her” made it hilarious.”
Agreed. I couldn’t wait to tune in and watch her ridiculousness. And is it just me, or does she look like Janet the Fish from the Muppet Show?
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_bmuppets_1a.jpg
@RedBeanzNRice, She looks exactly like that….or Lamb Chop. It depends on the day.
@Kindred Smile,
“or Lamb Chop. It depends on the day.”
LMAO – ain’t that the truth! And you can’t tell her she’s not hot to death! But hey, you gotta love yourself first, I guess, lol.
@brran1,
“The Real World: Chicago. I lived in Chicago while they were filming this season and actually drove past the house a few times. Theo was cool but was never around (probably b/c of the lack of drama on his part) and Aneesa… smh.”
Yeah, Aneesa was and still is a hot mess. She actually came to speak at my school and I met her. I loved when she got into that argument with some lady and she was talking all about it back at the house. She was all, “Why are you telling me this, you fat cow?!”. lol It was all in the delivery.
Ok so I may be showing my 2520ness but I watch Girls Next Door on E!. I watch Millionaire Matchmaker. I liked Tough Love on Vh1. The season of Surreal Life that had Vern Troyer ( Mini-Me) drunk as a skunk relieving himself in the corner on his Rascal scooter, and the weird hump/grind/moan that he did in bed.
@Nola Darling,
I also forgot my role model Kathy Griffin My Life on the D List. She is effin hilarious. Gotti’s Way & Run’s House are also good.
@Nola Darling, I do like Gotti’s way and Runs house however Daddy’s girls sucked… is it still on the air?
@shay_d_lady,
I agree. DLG was scripted beyond belief. I don’t think MTV renewed it.
@Nola Darling,
…Kathy Griffin is also a favorite. Every season of “My Life on the D-List” is hilarious.
@Resident GRitS,
I use to think she was annoying when she was on talk radio…then outta nowhere this show came on and she was hilarious to me. smh @ what her husband did (stealing her money).
I must say that I was disappointed when I saw her perform last fall in DC.
@maria, I must say that I was disappointed when I saw her perform last fall in DC.
you know what Mike Epps is like that.. funny as h.ell on t.v in skits and movies and shyt but his stand up is not that hot. it def has its moments but overall……
@shay_d_lady,
I think Mike Epps started smokin that ‘Katt Williams’ cuz when I saw him in Philly, like 2003 he was hysterical. Then I saw him on HBO a couple years back. That ish was painful. Like who stole the funny?
@shay_d_lady,
i never was on the mike epps is funny as hell train. i think he reminds me too much of my barber
@Nola Darling,
I *heart* Kathy Griffin. I still haven’t watched “She’ll Cut a Betch”. It’s on the tivo tho
@Nola Darling,
dang, how could i forget Run’s House?? i love that show!!!! even my parents watch it.
@Gem-balaya,
Oh, DUH, Run’s House. I love Rev’s wacky, “whatyagonnado” he does in that silly voice. And little Russ. Oh, I just wanna take him home, he’s so adorable. I love how the two little boys both have that scratchy voice like their mama. Aw.
@Nola Darling, the moan is what got me.. I think I had night mares about it…
@Nola Darling, I thought I was the only black person that watched millionaire matchmmaker. I like patty and her millionaires
@Satya,
oh no. i watches the millionaire matchmaker. and take notes.
@Satya,
Me too! How sad was Destiny’s Stepchild on there?
All nervous around those corny men.
lol @ Patti constantly saying “I have to impress her. She’s a celebrity!” I take it you’re not a fan of R&B, Patti. Baby, that aint no millionaire and I’m not even gonna go in on what I think of the type of man who signs up to be the prey here…
What was the other reality show in Buffalo with matchmaking? That was funny too.
@Nola Darling,
I can’t understand how Millionaire Matchmaker even stays on the air. That chick is wicked ugly, but she has the nerve to pick and choose which women are physically beautiful. And her attitude is SO stank – ugh.
@RedBeanzNRice,
Yeah that doesn’t bode well for the service if the boss is still single. Talmbout “If I was in NYC I’d be married by now.” Yeah right, then why’d you leave?
@Me fail english?,
I know right? How you gonna hook up other folks when your ducks ain’t even in a row? I’m mad at her hustle though, cause it shoulda been me, lol.
@Nola Darling,
say what you want but vh1 has the market cornered on reality tv.
the surreal life.
good stuff
*gasp*
I just realized that Kelly (or was her name Nicole?) was the only black girl that Champ didn’t list as being fine. See? That’s why Kelly (Nicole?) had her “i’m not cute moment,” yall! Champ has singlehandedly brought her deepest fears to life, and sh*t.
But on a more introspective note, Kelly-Nicole was the only one I didn’t think was cute. And then I noticed she was the darkest one. So I had to look inside my spirit and ask, “Am I a colorist, Lawd!? Have I fallen victim to the paper bag mentality, Father!!??” But then I looked again and realized, “No. She’s just really not that cute.”
Actually I thought she was a pretty girl, but her mannerisms (tossing of hair that was not, in fact, there– for example) made her uncute, if that makes sense.
Or maybe nobody even remembers that part and yall won’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Whatev. lol
@charli skipper,
hmm. this is a very long post. if i only i spent so much energy writing this final paper…
@charli skipper, I thought she was kind of funny looking but i think tyra took personal offense to her “whitest black girl’ claim to fame and personally set out to destroy her self confidence because why else keep her on the show to keep tearing her down like that? I mean at first I didnt like her and then I was like dang tyra….
@shay_d_lady,
@shay_d_lady,
me too! i didn’t like her at first. but when she started feeling insecure i was all talking back to my tv like, “GIRL! you are beautiful!” but when she did stuff like call her nose a snout i would have to regroup.
@charli skipper,
I believe the phrase was monkey mouth. SMH. Way to tear yourself down on national TV Kelly. However Tyra also said she looked like an otter on one of the shoots. There was another girl from “the hood” that Tyra went in on and let have. I think her name is Tiffany. Can’t remember the season though.
@Nola Darling, When she made that comment about her profile resembling the monkey, I wanted to kick her in the face. She took us back to KKK days on that one.
@Nicki Sunshine,
she was self hatred personified. and i’m not one to use the phrase “actin like a 2520 girl,” because that’s an ignorant statement. but at the same time, she was actin like a 2520 girl. the hair tosses reaaaaally bothered me.
i mean, no, 2520s do not have a patent on the hair flip. if it is in your face you flip it. but if you have no hair, you need not flip. i will assume you hate yourself. so sue me.
@Nicki Sunshine, “mean, no, 2520s do not have a patent on the hair flip. if it is in your face you flip it. but if you have no hair, you need not flip. i will assume you hate yourself. so sue me.”
I agree with you. i hate that statement but the act is there.. I get that I act like a 2520 all the time and HATE IT. lol. Like you said, they didn’t patent it!!!
@Nicki Sunshine,
Cosignage. I truly felt for her, but was angry at her at the same time. Sadness.
@charli skipper,
Or maybe nobody even remembers that part and yall won’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Whatev. lol
yeah, i dont even remember that chick. must not have been fine
I co-sign on your list! I remember watching the final episode of the Apprentice and was so pissed that Omarosa stabbed Kwame in the back like that.
A couple of other ones that stick out:
Real World Back to NY – Coral made that show
Real World Las Vegas – Tons and tons of drama and almost half of the cast were black
@Leila,
I like the real world with that drunk chick that liked ta get naked thats all I remember lol
@BLUNTBLAZER, There’s one of them every season
@Kindred Smile,
lol, basically
yoooooooooo
@ the Champ
On some real ish, my girl did force me to watch that season of ANTM ….. After like 2 episodes I was hooked!!! Those had to be the baddest group of chicks they had on that show. The sad part about the whole situation is I was frontin like I hated that show in front of my grlirl, but deep down inside I enjoyed it (minus Ms. J and the other 2520 dude with the jerry curl/ box hair do)
Sorry for any misseppelled words, I’m doing this from iPhone while drinking.
LOL
Also the all time reality show is Cops & Americas Most Wanted
Can’t forget “Real Sex”. Umpteen on HBO
@Eff yo couch, yeah Real S.ex is where I learned about the ‘punany poets”… LMAO that shyt was wack but the was all into it!!
@shay_d_lady, lmao… umm tell me why I googled them like a month ago to see if they are still around
@Eff yo couch, I loved “Real Chex.” I was young so I’d sneak and watch it and store all of the information in my brain for my later life. lol
@Nicki Sunshine,
LMAO!! I thought I was the only one who did this when I was younger….
@Nicki Sunshine,
me 2…. awwww…high school…lol
@N.I.A and miss t: LMAO. I’d have it on really low almost near mute in my bedroom.. parents were right across the hall!
@Nicki Sunshine,
YEP!!!!! I would be sitting NEXT to the TV in the event my Dad happened to walk down the hallway past my room…lol
@Nicki Sunshine,
LMAO!! I had a little tv/vcr combo, and it had a plug for headphones. I would sit right beside the tv wtih my headphones on learning all the “tricks of the trade”. LOL!!
@Nicki Sunshine,
lmao yes indeedy yes indeedy!!
@Eff yo couch,
lol cops lol i guess so though huh. I wish bay area cops put some cameras in they car cause they be vicious.
@BLUNTBLAZER, oh and Cheaters! that joint is HILARIOUS
@shay_d_lady,
didnt that host dude get stabbed or beat up lol
I used to hate watchin that show late night with a chick cause you know what she gonna ask/say next…….
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Co-sign my brotha
CHEATERS!!! Where to begin, the dominatrix situation, the lesbian construction site complete with orange reflective construction vests, dude smashing his own TV, THE STABBING HEARD ROUND THE HOOD, I think there was an animal (goat?) situation as well.
@shay_d_lady,
CHEATERS – I love that show. But only the confrontation part.
@shay_d_lady,
I heart Cheaters if only for the cheesy graphics.
I also snicker a little when the people get caught and are completely unapologetic.
@Me fail english?, I also snicker a little when the people get caught and are completely unapologetic.
LOL exactly! there was this one episode where dude had dropped he and his wifes lil girl and his new girls daughter off at His MOMMA’s house and then he proceeded to take her on a horse and carriage ride, out to dinner etc.. and then when the confrontation came he tried to say it was his cousin and then was like F1ck it…I did it and what….LMAO
@shay_d_lady, LMAO @ Cheaters. I love it for the introduction “dedicated to the faithful and presented to the falsehearted something something temperance and virtue”. Like for reals? 100 dollar words for a 3 dollar show? Fantastic.
@shay_d_lady,
Cheaters is the all time GREATEST!! I LMAO everytime I watch that joint. That dominatrix episode will forever be in the shrine of t.v. infamy.
When Greco got stabbed was classic. That whole show is hilarious. People lying like, “that’s not me!!” LMAO!!!
@Eff yo couch,
mmmmmmmmm, drink…sounds good.
@Eff yo couch,
why do men lie about watching certain tv shows? we know you watch it. you ain’t got to lie to kick it.
@charli skipper,
A relationship is all about give and take. You see, my girl thinks that I hate some of the shows she watches and by me letting her watch her shows, I get to watch my sports. I also get rewarded in other ways, lol. She thinking “oh I have a good man, he loves me so much that he puts up with me and my crappy choice of TV shows” If she knew that I liked some the crap she watches, then I wouldn’t be able to bring that up when we argue over the remote.
It’s all about give and take.
I also get down with the Young and the Restless too, that show is so crappy and predictable but entertaining at the same time. I see why females DVR that show everyday!
@eff yo couch,
SMH@ Y&R
My momma wanted to fistfight me cause I questioned her about Kay Chandler (I think), the faked death and the evil twin. Gimme an effin break.
lmao NOT a fist fighting mama w/ her offspring
@Gem-balaya,
LOL. Girl she is SURROUS bout her “stories”
Then again my parents have also wanted to box me over the East Coast-West Coast beef, gay marriage and Joe Biden
…because they’re from the projects.
*dead*
@charli skipper,
my dad used to try and front too. he’s always telling me the shows i watch are rotting my brain (like rap music). but he, who is a remote nazi, will let me watch these brain-rotting programs while pretending to read a book but chuckling at funny dialogue.
in the recent years, he has openly admitted liking Project Runway. i remember when my mom was here visiting me in PA and when my mom called to check on my dad he was like “i can’t talk now, i’m watching PR” lol i can’t believe my hyper-masculine father watches that show. but he’s an artist, of sorts, so he’s taken with the creative process.
@Gem-balaya,
exactly. i know my dad watches desparate housewives. but he tries to act like, “oh, that smut.” um…daddy stop playin. i need a recap of what’s goin on with the betches.
@charli skipper,
I used to watch DH, but I fell off after the 2nd season
i know mad dudes who watch DH. i, too, fell off after the 2nd season. i can’t get with it anymore. too much of the same ish goin on, just “revamped”
@Gem-balaya,
Haha, come to think of it my, ghetto ass pops (typical hood ninja, straight from the projects of Brownsville Brooklyn) was watching Y&R for a while. Tryna front on some ol’ “I don’t watch stories, I was just watching the parts with Victor” Wild homo, Dad. Wild homo.
@Me fail english?,
lol! i need to incorporate “wild homo” into my daily life.
@Eff yo couch,
The sad part about the whole situation is I was frontin like I hated that show in front of my grlirl, but deep down inside I enjoyed it (minus Ms. J and the other 2520 dude with the jerry curl/ box hair do)
ms. j disturbs me.
Im kinda new to the reality shows but I actually like For the luv of Ray J, that rock star dude rock of luv, even flavor flav. Common theme lots of hot chicks and cat fights. O yea I like that new one Tuff Love thats hella coo. If they did a guy version id sign up.
oh and lets not forget celebrity fit club
I love that show.. all i need is for them to bring screech back 1 mo time and let Harvey beat his a$$
I also gained respect for Bone Crusher and lost respect for whining, complaining bad weave/wig wearing Angie Stone…..
@shay_d_lady,
Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) might go down in history as the greatest villain of fu*kery of all time! He just didn’t give a sh*t…and didn’t give sh*t if you had a problem with it. EVERYbody on the show had issues with him.
@shay_d_lady,
I loves me some Harvey. That’s all.
@shay_d_lady,
Didnt Toccara run on a track in that show and beat everyone thank god for tivo/you tube. Soon as they cut to Toccara I press the button and watch her “slow motion for me” dam she is thick jus like I like um
lmao you’re a trip!!
@shay_d_lady,
Dr. Ian. That is all.
@Beez, and he’s actually cuter in real life. Yum.
Unfortunately his wife is on point as well. And looks like she wont hesitate to cut a chic. And then sue with her MD/JD having @ss
@shay_d_lady,
I love Celebrity Fit Club. I lost respect for Countess Vaughn. I konw she was going thru shyt, but dang, she gained weight during the season, and ended up not losing any at the end. smh….
@shay_d_lady,
ummm…Harvey….
That’s all I got to say
oh stop the track and let me state fact.. Ru Pauls DRAG RACE….
oh my gawd it had everything I can ask for
drag queens, lip synch for your life, ru paul butch female fighters turned into drag queens… LOL I love love loved it!!!!
@shay_d_lady,
Thank you Shay and thank you RuPaul for the single most entertaining show I have ever watched. Finally something beat the first season of Shear Genius with Tabitha the hair witch and her sidekick Andre and the gremlin she hated.
D@mn I was so sad when the show ended. I need that on 3 times a year. And I need Nina Flowers to be on something too. Maybe an all drag queen lip synch show.
Oh also I don’t think anyone mentioned the hilarious classic coonshow foolywang that was Being Bobby Brown. I tried to tell people I don’t watch coonery but I was put in my place by the reminder of BBB.
@willnotbetelevised, Yes I loved Nina flowers.. but BeBe was givin it to the kids chile….now being bobby brown? the show that introduced the world to the REAL whitney? LOVED IT!!!
@willnotbetelevised,
Lol@ Bobby. That was the troof. Too bad it will NEVER be seen again. Shoulda copped the DVD when I had a chance!
@shay_d_lady, oh and i forgot, the best catch phrases of any show ever
“And remember… Don’t F*&$ it up”
“Shantay, you stay. And now sashay away”
I looooooooooooooved Real World Las Vegas. That one was the shiz.
-also loved the 1st apprentice…dam that omarossa
-I kinda like Cathouse, I dunno why. I guess its a nice change from Pimps ups hoes down
-Wife Swap. you gotta love it when they pair a conservative wife with a crazy outspoken liberal family
@Satya,
I kinda like Cathouse, I dunno why.
mmmhmmm
@The Champ, lol. cathouse can be interesting and informative at times
Omg- CHEATERS!!! You have got to love that foolishness. Does anyone remember when Joey Greco got stabbed on that boat?! My goodness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyACPmeFBRQ
I try not to laugh at the misfortune of others, but…the Creator had to forgive me after that one.
@Lili,
Joey’s gotten stabbed, hit by strangers, his mama talked about… and still comes back to work!
I swear he’s like a professional instigator. All calm and stuff talking about, “Why didn’t you just tell her it was over? “
@Beez,
LOL Talk about dedication to one’s job!
@Lili,
I try not to laugh at the misfortune of others, but…the Creator had to forgive me after that one.
It was hard not to laugh at that, only b/c he said “keep filming.”
@Lili,
Hahahaha, but Joey had that coming! He’s always instigating the one that’s being cheated on, just to make it worse.
@Lili,
Yes! I love Joey Greco and how he’s always talking sh*t in that deadpan voice. And I love the way he puts things all proper like, “Here is the man purchasing contraceptives with the young lady in question. There they are enjoying each other’s company as they have a bite to eat. They’re obviously quite familiar with each other” Like, who TALKS like that? I love him.
@Cheekie,
LOL@ the Greco impression. I know I get annoyed listening to them. I imagine they do that to up the insanity factor. Joey makes me wanna throw ‘bows!
@Cheekie,
Do ya’ll remember the original host? He was worse than Joey…lol
@miss t-lee,
lol. Yup!
I SWORE the things that came outta their mouths was scripted.
@miss t-lee,
Was it that nappy-headed guy? He looked like his wife left him. Just sad
How about Cathouse? That’s on HBO right now…
I find it entertaining…not to mention it’s amazing to see women so proudly defend who*redom. Great TV.
i’ve seen this show as well. hilarious!!! especially the chicks who be datin dude that owns the joint. lol good times
I don’t really watch anything that isn’t LOST or sports related so all I got to say is “Breeeaaast Milk You make my daaaaaaaaay!!!”
Gets me every time
@A-Town Genius,
“Ness, you doin your taxes? Is that what’s hot in the streets right now?!!” <– LOL
Chappelle gave a generation a lifetime of unforgettable moments.
@Lili,
Co-sign! I miss Dave.
Let’em fight! Let’em fight!
@Voiceofreason, banana cognac Biatch!! I loved all the skits with Tron.. I bought this baby straight CASH…..LOL
@shay_d_lady,
Yes! He was the wealthiest man in the world b/c he had a “hot hand in a dice game!”
@Lili,
“Ness, you doin your taxes? Is that what’s hot in the streets right now?!!” <– LOL
this shit had me dying for weeks. ness was even rocking the accountant visor
@The Champ,
Oh maaaaaaaaaaan…me too. Gotta love that attention to detail. Dave Chappelle was a genius man. Seriously.
@Lili,
A little late but….
You just gonna talk on the phone and use your anytime minutes. It’s anytime right now?
For my money best sketch comedy show of all time
Can I just say…I hate reality TV. It’s the fakest genre on TV. Real World circa ’00-’01 was entertaining. The buck stopped there
@Imperfect,
I’m with you. I often wonder how many talented writers are out of work because networks take the cheap, easy way out with these tacky shows. I’ll admit I watch some reality TV from time to time, but I wouldn’t be hurt if this whole reality show thing disappeared forever.
haters.
@Voiceofreason,
Very true, but those “reality” shows are scripted, so at least SOME (not necessarily talented) writers are getting work.
@RedBeanzNRice,
True. I feel like talented writers are at the core of the TV shows, movies, and plays we love because everything starts out with a good script.
Sometimes it bothers me that there are probably quality show ideas getting overlooked because people would rather watch a raisin with a clock around his neck eat chicken from a bucket.
@Voiceofreason,
“Sometimes it bothers me that there are probably quality show ideas getting overlooked because people would rather watch a raisin with a clock around his neck eat chicken from a bucket.”
I have to agree. 2 years ago there was NOTHING on television except for “reality” shows, and it made us (me and my fiance) SO mad cause all of the good shows were being squashed out with nonsense programming. We started getting into this new show called “Raines” with Jeff Goldblum- oh it was a good one, but it got canceled for lack of ratings, because everyone was tuning into scripted “reality” shows. Since there was nothing else on, I started watching them, and the rest is history.
Since the airways were flooded with “reality” shows, there was nothing else to watch, so they gained popularity. I think it’s a government plot, lol.
@RedBeanzNRice,
there’s always hbo. i mean, for those thirsty for quality shows with great writing, its worth the extra dough per month
@RedBeanzNRice,
don’t get it twisted, even talented writers are getting hired as “editors” for “reality” shows. i have a friend who is a writer in hollywood and i’ve read many scripts and screenplays he’s written. he’s a great writer and yet he was paying the bills by editing for Flavor or Love and Rock of Love. hollywood is a cruel place.
@Gem-balaya,
“don’t get it twisted, even talented writers are getting hired as “editors” for “reality” shows. ”
Well, I wasn’t saying that none of them have talent – but I gotta say it’s a huge waste when their REAL talent doesn’t get used. It turns doing something you love into “just a job”. And if they’re really good, we as the viewing public, would appreciate their prowess in the programming department – despite what the networks say.
no i completely feel you. i was just saying that even the talented writers get caught up in the reality tv hype becuz their stuff gets ignored.
@Voiceofreason,
in theory i agree with you, but with all the series on showtime, hbo, tnt, etc, theres actually MORE work for writers now than there was 10-15 years ago
@Imperfect, I’ve got to cosign two times…. I was addicted to the first Real World (circa 1992) but I was just a sophmore in highschool and reality TV was a brand new thing….it all went down hill from there…..now my TV only comes on a few times a week….
1. Making da band 2 ..classic shyt to say the least..sara’s ten kids,choppers new orleans accent(or was it?),ness bald head,babs bk hoodness, and Dylan lack of respect for diddy kept me glued every week..I would run home(literally) to catch it..I even purchased the album (lowers head in shame)
2.Flava of love season 1 ..flava flav!!! Was it just me or did anyone else believe him and hoopz were a real couple?
3. Flava of love season 2 Ms. Patterson and flavs fuss was da best ha that womans weave and acrylic nails should have their own show because they 2 were veryy entertaining
4. Biggest loser any season..I hide all the snacks in the house when it comes on .. I lose weight just watching
@ilovevintage,
welcome and sh*t
1.The Anna Nicole Show (just plain entertainment…couldn’t understand wtf she was saying or doing, just knew it was gonna make me lol)
2. Being Bobby Brown (Remember when he talked about helping to pull out her dookey…ewww and why was Whitney smokin so many squares on the show?)
3. Hey Paula (only b/c she also was incoherent and high all the time)
4. Intervention (tragically engrossing, disturbing & at times too close to home…*moving on before I say anymore*)
5.Paradise Hotel and/or Temptation Island (Because let’s be honest, wasn’t this the same show?)
6. Rob & Big (I loved those guys. They just always seemed to be in good spirits, kicking back, having a good time. Plus I think I had a crush on Rob *blushing*)
7. What was the name of that show on MTV, where two pple who use to date but are now in their new relationships are duped into thinking they are about to share a fun-filled weekend as a foursome, only to have the new partners “sent home” (but secretly new partners are watching them via spyware and are holed up in a hotel room together? Basically everyone cheats on everyone ??? Yea that was sum high quality nonsense.)
Reality TV has really taken over the airwaves….and my brain
@maria,
1.The Anna Nicole Show (just plain entertainment…couldn’t understand wtf she was saying or doing, just knew it was gonna make me lol)
2. Being Bobby Brown (Remember when he talked about helping to pull out her dookey…ewww and why was Whitney smokin so many squares on the show?) .
I forgot all about these shows. They were primetime t.v. Especially the Bobby Brown show.
@maria,
Haha, the last show mentioned was “X Effect” and it was awesome!
@maria,
I loved being Bobby brown, so manny qualtiy crack head moments lol! recap:Whitney: Just shut, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!!” LOL!
@maria,
yas. the x-effect was ruining lives, one relationship at a time.
and i forgot about hey paula. it made me love her. and think she was crazy.
Real World w/Tech in Hawaii.That was as close to late night HBO as you were going to get on basic cable. Every week somebody was cuttin’ ‘member that dude who was tappin that white chick like crazy but just “wanted to be friends” his game was so on point and she was all twisted inside like I’m gonna stop but that meat kept callin her name Ha classic and when Tech brought those prostitutes home I was like dayum he must be pokin errybody on that island. Me was jealous.
Dylan, and Dustin Diamond two kats I kinda wished would have just gone and knuckled up and whupped some *ss. Didn’t like Harvey or Puff well still don’t like Puff”Take that Take that” Dylan shoulda knocked Puff out.
All this shyt is sooo fake that have a hard time watching all the f*ckery that is tv nowadays but Flavor of Love when ‘ole girl fixed Flav’s mom that uncooked chicken…Priceless!
But I know this doesn’t count but somebody YouTube Jeff Ross roasting Flavor Flav that was some funny ish I promise.
Chappelle(sobbing)I watched that like I was an addict. Damn Damn Damn
@GainesvilleGreen,
“Every week somebody was cuttin’ ‘member that dude who was tappin that white chick like crazy but just “wanted to be friends” his game was so on point and she was all twisted inside like I’m gonna stop but that meat kept callin her name ”
Wasn’t that Amaya? She was sooooo getting played left and right.
@GainesvilleGreen, Didn’t like Harvey or Puff well still don’t like Puff”Take that Take that” Dylan shoulda knocked Puff out.
umm like them or not I dont think Dustin would have done anything but get his a$$ handed to him
and puffy might be corny but I just dont think Puffy goin like that.. Dylan would have been in for a suprise is all im sayin….
-Project Runway! Love it!
-The first few seasons of Real World. I loved Heather B and Kevin Powell. I don’t remember any of the subsequent cast members… I do remember Ruthie was a MESS, and the Las Vegas season was entertaining…
-ANTM w/ YaYa, Toccarra, and Eva.
I’ve watched a little of the more recent ones but my kids own our televisions *sigh* I barely watch. If u do a post about Fairly Odd Parents, Dora/Diego, The Backyardigans, Wonderpets, or any of them it’s on and POPPIN’!
@pgh muse,
If u do a post about Fairly Odd Parents, Dora/Diego, The Backyardigans, Wonderpets, or any of them it’s on and POPPIN’!
this is a future vsb entry, btw.
i might be lying, but, does it even matter?
I liked the very first season of Real World (Heather B and Kevin), Real World San Francisco edition (with Puck and Pedro) and the Hawaii edition (Ruthie and Teck). Oh yeah, I forgot about the one was it Seattle(?)–the one where the Black dude slapped ol’ girl upside her face.
I have to agree with Da Band, that ish was a total train wreck, yet I tuned in every week like it was gospel. I still wonder what it would have been like had Mysterious made it into the house…lol
Now I can hardly watch reality shows.
@miss t-lee,
I just read about mysterious in the paper. I think it was some crazy ish about how her parents threw her in the trash as a baby and then she was homeless as a kid. She had a rough ass life. And I think Diddy hasn’t been that scared of anyone since Suge.
@Me fail english?,
Oh yeah? Is she still doing music?
@miss t-lee,
Don’t think so. But I’ll bet she’s still tearing up potted shrubs. Hhahaaha!
@Me fail english?,
LOLOL
I’ve never been a fan of reality TV as an adult but here are a couple of shows I did watch.
Cheaters.
I think the funniest episode is the one when dude starts shooting his paint gun at the film crew. One thing I realized by watching cheaters is that men don’t upgrade when they cheat and there are more simps in the world than necessary.
Flavor of Love w/ Deelishis
I would watch this show just to see her walk, stand in a position where I could get a side view, etc.
ANTM & Celebrity Fit Club w/ Toccara
They should of just had the show about Toccara swimming and running and tracking her progress in a swimsuit at the end of each show.
@Humble_One,
I would watch this show just to see her walk, stand in a position where I could get a side view, etc.
its funny how an ass can be so intriguing. like, i love great boobs too, but i dont wanna see em from multiple angles like a spectacular ass
HAhaha @ Diddy’s sickly middle-aged henchmen
And I don’t even remember that guy from San Diego choking out Frankie being on the show.
I gotta say:
Bad Girls Club (Season 1): Cause Ty is one of the few reality stars that can actually fight and actually seems like someone I would be cool with in real life.
Real World (Boston): Cause Kameelah (sp?) is another chick that just seemed cool as hell
The Player: This was on UPN around 2005 and it’s entirely possible that my sister and I were the only two watching. But there’s nothing like watching 20 of the most over-inflated egos get deflated on a weekly basis… back-stabbing, cat fights, this is what reality is made of!
Top Chef : Any season really. I’m greedy like that
The Mole (first season): does that even count as reality? Eff it, it was damn good anyway.
I’ll think of some more later
@Me fail english?,
Wait a minute, how could I forget the Irv Gotti show?! As annoying a persona as Irv had in music, the show was really entertaining. Good to see Deb growing more of a backbone this season.
Also, I think Irv is more down to earth.
“The Ultimate Hustler” was good in a train wreck sort of way. Why would you compete for a job working with a jobless man? Sorry Dame, but no amount of Pro-Keds and Armadale substitutes for the loss of a dynasty
@Me fail english?,
Why would you compete for a job working with a jobless man?
yeah, thats like a homeless cat hosting the extreme home makeover show
@Me fail english?, Bad Girls Club (Season 1): Cause Ty is one of the few reality stars that can actually fight and actually seems like someone I would be cool with in real life.
I liked her and she wasnt a bully but she was NOT going…she whooped ol girl a$$ too… and Then talked cash money shyt!!! She squared up and boxed the shyt out of her….but to her credit the white chick didnt give up or back down…
@shay_d_lady,
LOL. That was mad funny. She got her arse whipped twice on the beach! A good, hood arse-whippin too. Not the Jerry Springer hairpulling.
smh@ Leslie going all soft and crying when Ty got kicked out. Girl, stop. As loud and ignant as yall was the night before, you had to see this coming.
@shay_d_lady,
i loved ty! when she got kicked off i didn’t even want to watch anymore. i did, of course, but i’m sayin.
Just thought of another. Parking Wars!!!
I lived in Philly for a few years so it’s cool to see all the spots I used be at. Just when you thought your job sucked there’s the PPA to show you what’s really up. Also, it would be a very different show if it was shot anywhere else. I miss Philadelphians.
Just thought of another. Does “when animals attack” count? I’ll never forget, just in time for Christmas, my neices were helping me make the dinner. Look up on the screen and Santa’s getting gutted by a reindeer. Off the hook!
I also liked BET’s Iron Ring. Not that any of the fighters were particularly good, but they sure were chexy! Plus I love MMA. This is also when I discovered how much I LOATHE Juelz Santana. He couldn’t be anymore annoying if he tried!
And I just remembered another.
The Kimora show! Kimora is annoying as hell but I mostly loved it because her daughters look (light bright little girls with curly hair all over) and act (the older mature one and the little bad, mouthy one)alot like my neices and they’re even the same ages.
Too cute!
“kwame jackson (the patron saint of male “dark-skinned” points) in the final”
There is a such thing as dark-skinned points? There are patron saints of these points?
@Humble_One,
Dark-skinned points? I think men get dark-skinned points all the time. Us ladies…not so often. I’m not picky when it comes to skin color b/c fine is my preference, but IMHO s3xy AND dark-skinned is the most beautiful combo.
@Voiceofreason,
What is the best way for a dark-skinned man to capitalise dark-skinned points. I don’t think I am taking full adavantage of the benefits of my color.
@Humble_One,
Be cool, be you, and smile more often (unless you’re already a smiler). A bright smile and dark skin really does it for a lot of women. Well, me and most of the sistas I know.
Oh, and wear lighter and brighter colors b/c they really compliment dark skin. If you’re hesitant when it comes to bright colors stick to light ones.
I think being yourself is the most important thing b/c you’re relaxed. That automatically draws people to anyone.
@Voiceofreason,
lol, way to give a thorough and snarkless answer. are you sure you’re on the right website?
@Humble_One,
where do you live?? antarctica?? dark-skin on a man is usually enough to get panties thrown. unless, of course, you look like Ness, Chopper, or Freddy.
@Gem-balaya,
Lol! That’s real talk.
Yes! Real World Las Vegas. Arissa and Irulan had straight chicks falling in love. And all the chain smoking and drinking was heavenly!
@Hi,
welcome and sh*t. and congrats for winning the vsb weekly “newbie with the most uninspired screenname” award
Okay, i guess I’m the only person that didn’t get the “latina back fat” part from making da band.
Who was latina?
@K-swiss,
Sarah Stokes? Was that her name?
@Voiceofreason, Oh, I thought she was regular old black. Well, she’s a latina of African descent..like many are… BUT, I have never eva met a latina name “Sara.” Hmmm
@K-swiss,
even if she wasnt technically latina, she fit the “latina” type.
i’m fully aware of the possibility that this only makes sense to me
@The Champ,
Nah, she even rolled her “r”‘s sometimes which threw me off cuz I remember her having a midwestern accent. Sara was confused.
Ness, like me, is from southwest Philly, not north. *Represent* LOL
My favs: Real World seasons 1 (NY – was the realist), 2 (LA – chick has an abortion, Kevin gets kicked out – loved it lol) , and 10 (back to NY – the black guy walks around w/ afros and Malcolm X t-shirts but has never even kissed a black chick, the chick w/ the drawn on eyebrows gets her back blown out after 99 yrs of celebacy-it gets no better). I rather enjoyed season 1 of that Keysha Cole show too.
@K.,
Ness, like me, is from southwest Philly, not north
same sh*t, different septic tank, lol
I really wanna comment, but i got nothing. i try but i can’t watch reality shows…
After watching the local news, cnn, and talking to my coworkers, my “you must think i’m f*cking retarded to believe any syllable you spew” quota cup runneth over.
have a good weekend. i know i will.
@Carver The Great!, don’t feel bad…I felt the same way… IMO most reality TV is the puss filled pimple on the a$$ of television
@klysha, Ooohhh with the exception of John and Kate plus Eight….I love those kids! ….*returning to my happy place in a time when they admitted that scripted TV was scripted*
@klysha,
Oh my god, those kids are just too cute (see I didn’t even consider that reality TV… lol!)… One of the twins is going to be just like her mama… A bossy chick!
@Carver The Great!,
Thanks to the Lord, I am not alone.
The only show I’ve watched on the list is ANTM… So I couldn’t really comment. *sigh*
aww mayne and how can I forget the foolishness that is Keysha Cole and DMX… when DMX cooked those eggs in the microwave at that gas station? LMAO you knew he was cone..and Keysha cole… Frankie.. nuff said…
@shay_d_lady,
you can microwave eggs?
Many of these are repeats of above but here it goes:
1. Being Bobby Brown
2. Real World – All the seasons up to and including San Diego, after that it sucked donkey balls
3. ANTM – Season 1 with Robyn and her righteousness
4. ANTM – Toccara, Eve, Anne season
5. ANTM – Danielle, Joanie and Jade “the biracial butterfly” season
6. Flavor of Love – Season 1 because that type of fuc$ery hadn’t been aired prime time yet
7. I Love NY – Whichever season it was with the big dude who always wore the manisoles (male version of camisole) and slammed ole boys head against the wall.
8. Biggest Loser the current season – Team Tara!!!
9. Bad Girls Club – for all around pettiness
10. Project Runway – especially the Santino, Nick, Andre season. Oh heck the Michael Knight season and the Christian season, too.
@luvtheshoes, #7 – his name was BUDDHA! lol.
Real World season with Tek and Ruthie was the BEST season!
I love EVERY real world -road rules challenge that has CT on it.
#1 – He beats people up on EVERY show lol.
#2 – The only white boy I’ve seen that “can get it” lmao.
@K-swiss,
I thought I was the only one who felt that way about CT. Lol. But I have a few others on my roster like Mark Wahlberg and Hugh Jackman.
@Voiceofreason, LOL@ Hugh Jackman. I mean, he did get sexified for Wolverine but I’ll pass lol. Marky Mark can DEFINITELY get it though
@K-swiss,
welcome and sh*t
my favorite reality tv shows are the ones about health/fitness, food, and fashion. so…
The Biggest Loser
Celebrity Fit Club
Top Chef
Project Runway
The Next Food Network Star….
@N.I.A. fabuloussince82….,
Now we are talking. I rawk with these as well…. except for the Celebrity Fit Club thing… It’s too dramatic for no reason (I watched the one with Toccara though… she’s my girl crush)
@N.I.A. fabuloussince82….,
booooooooooooring
@The Champ,
LMAO!! kiss my azz, Champ!!
My top picks would be 1-The Real World (San Francisco). There was something about watching Pedro go through his fight with AIDS that really touched me. I also remember that dude Puck..he was an a$$. I am from SE-DC, I didnt know people like Puck really existed.
2-The Flava of Love. I couldn’t believe what I was watching. It was like watching a bloody car wreck. I didnt want to watch but I couldnt look away. I still think this has to be the most horrible show ever put on television. Talk about setting black people back. My first thought was that they need to put us back in slavery and let us come out and try again becaue obviously WE HAVE FAILED!!
3-Project Runway (ALL SEASONS). I am so addicted to this show. I love & laugh at some of the things that the designers create but the JUDGES make me watch the show. Heidi Klum is the shit! Michael Kors and his classic one liners & I HAVE SUCH A GAY CRUSH ON TIM GUNN.
Have a great weekend & Happy Mama’s Day to all the BEAUTIFUL Mothers. Keep doing what you do!!!
@Yaa,
My first thought was that they need to put us back in slavery and let us come out and try again becaue obviously WE HAVE FAILED!!
lol…and this was one of your favorite shows?
@The Champ, Honestly it wasnt a fav…I just couldnt stop watching it!! Like every week the shock level increased.
I feel the same way leaving a Tyler Perry movie (YEAH I SAID IT!). I always end up going KNOWING that Imma leave mad & want my dang money back.
@Yaa,
I hate Tyler Perry movies too! I was waiting for someone else to admit it!
@Me fail english?,
i refuse to watch a TP movie I cant support a black man crossdressin to make bread. nah not i
another new reality show that’s on A&E that i’m in love with is MANHUNTERS — following US Marshalls get they fugitive arrests on. a friend of mine who is a marshall put me on and i’ve been in love ever since. Detective Pep is sooooo yummy, makes me want him to put those handcuffs to good use (track. gettin it).
@Gem-balaya,
*gasp* Gemmie, you’s a freak like that? Well damn, lol. I just knew you were a goody two-shoes.
lmao i am (but only on days ending in y) but i have my moments of lustful fantasies.
@Gem-balaya,
That’s the dark-skinned, bald-headed one right? Yup, Pep=instant creamage with his ol’ rough, well-spoken self. The places I would lick him *sigh*
@Me fail english?,
Damn, you too? I thought the freaks came out at night – it’s 9:30 in the morning, lol.
@RedBeanzNRice,
apparently freaks dont sleep-in either
@Me fail english?,
LMAO you are my new e-bff!!! (yes, i that is a mandate and not a request)
I really liked “Keyshia Cole The Way It Is”, but I wouldn’t say it’s one of the greatest of all time. I just had to give it an honorable mention cause of her crazy ass mama, Frankie.
I got to roll w/ eff’s picks. Cops Amerikauh’s most wanted and HBO’s Real cehcks (which alos inspired an incredible parody skit on Chapelle’s show)
I like it when they find they guy hiding under a kiddie pool on cops and when they use the tazers. I like the song that they got. + in the beginning of Cops Las Vegas they have this biker dude do a u’ie on the strip and ride a wheelie down the street. Now that’s gangstar cuz he was on a chopper.
@WuDaMan, n cheaters
Real World San Diego was great. Its the only one I really checked for week to week. It ruined every season after for me tho. What happened to Frankie? That sucks. All those other shows are gay.
@Deviant,
I think Frankie died of cystic fibrosis. They had a memorial montage at the all season reunion.
@Me fail english?,
yeah, she did. i posted the link above
Real World 1, 1992 in SoHo, was the realest sh*t you’ll ever see. I don’t know if it started reality tv (I’m guessing it was the first or second reality show produced), but those cats were intelligent, edgy, funny, and (most importantly) not working off the bullsh*t script their successors have stolen [get on show, act a fool, hope to parlay that into a follow up MTV show appearance or some other type of D list career]. It was the only real world that had me listening to the discussions and taking something positive away, even when things were being uttered out of anger or frustration — Heather B. (Dirty Jersey!), Kevin Powell (who I’ve subsequently met and is an earnest and positive brother), Norm, Eric, and the others were really struggling with understanding their own existence AND trying to mesh their worlds with those of people who’s experiences couldn’t be any further from their own [the in famous "are you a drug dealer" line kicking off the deep, honest dialogue]. Everything after that was pure shyte, marketing, or simply casting people with personal issues so ridiculous shyte had to explode on a weekly basis [I can hear the subsequent final casting meetings now, "We've got a guy with a history of violence and likely roid abuse, a sexually abused woman who strips and is scheduled to marry her best customer during the season, a gay man who hates heterosexuals, an asian woman, a black man who hates asian people but only dates asian women (and we think he might be on the DL, cause the black guys we cast ALWAYS have to be borderline), a marine/hyper conservative, and an artsy counter culture person. Perfect, this represents society well and will lead to deep, profound discussions."].
If you haven’t watched the first season, and you can find it, it’s well worth the time. It may be the only reality show that confronts stereotypes intelligently, instead of simply perpetuating them.
@An Island,
This sounds pretty on point. You left out the drunk chick that likes to strip in the hot tub.
That is the grossest ish ever. How is it that every season not ONE person objects to getting in the hot tub half nekkid or doing some weird sex shyt on camera. Never?
@Me fail english?,
It’s usually the stripper’s job to get that part of the “plot” going. If all else fails, the artsy chick gets the sexually repressed “good girl” in there by the 5th episode to make sure people watch the episode where she performs live at some crap venue.
One funny note, the first time I thought, “You know what, maybe my college roommate IS crazy,” was when he made the final group from which they would cast one of the seasons. I felt kinda bad b/c he said he went to the on campus casting call, I told him they are only looking for freaks, and he then told me they wanted him to sit in on an additional phone interview with the higher ups. *dead silence*
@Me fail english?,
hot tub sex is overrated, btw. i mean, you’re just going from wetness…to more wetness. its too confusing
HEY Y’all
I just wanted to come through and comment on FUN FRIDAY but alas this is truly a subject I know very little about.
I miss y’all like the Octomom misses her welfare checks…
awwww miss you prima
@Gem-balaya, Gemita… hey gurl how goes it?
LOL @ gemita. that may be my moniker for next week. i should probably use it now so it won’t be held in moderation come monday lol
@Intellectual Hedonist,
Why have you been M.I.A. for so long, Woman?
@RedBeanzNRice, I was working and looking for a job and sh*t. I be coming through every once and a while (lurking) trying to read but y’all talk to damn much… lol
@Intellectual Hedonist,
Shew, that’s THEM, lol. Yeah, these heffas got mouthpiece for days! *faking innocence and sh*t*
So you’re looking for a new job? Well, good for you! I wish you all the best in finding that moneymaker!
@RedBeanzNRice, Im in education, I gave up looking for the money maker… lol I found something its another Quality of life move. details forthcoming
@Intellectual Hedonist,
that was sweet and sh*t
@The Champ, what can I say I am sweet and sh*t
@Intellectual Hedonist,
Right there with ya IH… can’t speak on something I know nothing about.
We missed you around these parts
@blackberry molasses, thanks bbmo
I watched all of those seasons except for The Apprentice. Never got up on that show. Though I know enough about it to survive in pop culture. And I remember this one really hilarious clip on The Soup where this dude was fired (fiyad) and he was SOBBING like it was the end of the world. Then cut to The Donald and there was this perfect pause then Donald says…”Life continues” in the most perfect deadpan voice. I died, was resurrected, and then died again. I never laughed so hard in a good while.
Okay so:
Making The Band S2 (I love thee, let me count the ways…)
- Dy-LAWN.
- Babs: “Let ‘em fight! Let ‘em fight!” I try to work that as a daily quote for no apparent reason.
- Chopper singing his name “C-H-O-P-P-E-…R-uhhhhh”
- I loved “Bad Boy This, Bad Boy That”. That beat was cold.
- The Babs freestyle showdown with that other chick. They both went hard.
Top Model S3
- Also my fave season of that show. Havent watched since Danielle won, but S3 tops them all even if I haven’t seen subsequent seasons.
- The way Tocarra entered the auditions was hilarious. She flat out scared Miss J.
- Eva is my girl.
- Eva on the acting challenge saying “illsnesses”. That has replaced the real word as far as I’m concerned.
- Eva and Yaya’s jewelry spider photo are some of the most beautiful photos EVAH.
- That dress Evan wore at the finale elimination was COLD. I mean, it was SHAAAHP (Chitown will know what I’m talking about…lol).
Real World San Diego
- This cast probably blended the best of any cast in a while. They were really capatable.
- Big Rand and Brad…good times.
- Brad’s phone call to the house: “I’m in jail b*tch!!”
- Big Rand slurring (re: Brad in jail): “Brad is in jail…for livin’”. LMAO
- Frankie’s fear of boats.
- That replacement guy Charlie. The only thing I remember about him is his fascination with Britney Spears.
Honorable mentions:
- For the Love of Ray J
- Flavor of Love S1 – New York and her infamous “blist”. Enough said.
- I Love New York
- Celebrity Fit Club (the one with Gary Busey). Gary Busey makes every show better. Seriously, if ya’ll ain’t up on that type of insanity, you don’t know what crazy is.
@Cheekie,
- The Babs freestyle showdown with that other chick. They both went hard.
how can you mention this and not the eness/jae mills battle???
@The Champ,
Oh snap, yeah, couldn’t forget that. Guess I had to show extra love for the ladies.
@Cheekie,
Yeesh. Babs is SOOOOO Brooklyn. You could just smell it off her. She reminds me of like 20 chicks I went to middle school with who’d drop sunflower seeds on the classroom floor. smh
OH and i forgot about to catch a predator, and they always catch the guy with a bottle of lube, 80 condoms, and beer and they’rll all i just wanted to talk/play scrabble, and the host is all like hmmmm interesting i didnt know that lube was required for scrabble LMAO!!!
@PrincesMo,
Do you count that as a reality show though? I guess it could be, event though I never thought of it as such.
Still a good show. I don’t think it’s coming back since alot of the peeps who got caught are screaming “entrapment”. lol
@PrincesMo,
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t watch that show. Makes me wanna jump through the TV and plant slugs in those nasty, scum-filled molester so and so’s. And I know damn well if one of those girls was my daughter, I’d be on sittin’ on death row right NOW.
@PrincesMo,
LMAO! The worst where they caught the guy running around with his pants off lookin for the cat!
I always wonder, why do these guys stay and chat it up. Like what good do you think can come of this?
@Me fail english?,
Best part of the show is when they walk out the house and then the tree attacks them! Get on the ground, get down!
The highlight of that show was the dude who said he wanted the 13 year old to fellate the cat with whipcream. She told him to come in and have some cookies…he stripped naked in the kitchen. The host was like “what do you think you’re doing…put that towel on over there and sit down.”
Toccara….*sigh*
If I could just get her to gesticulate what she wants to say to me without hearing her voice…
That is woman…pure woman…
@CPT Callamity,
Pure cholesterol, cellulite and unwarranted attitude is more like it. Does she even KNOW what a treadmill is? I understand being thick, but thick and lumpy is a whole ‘nother story.
@RedBeanzNRice,
I feel ya black…I’m a tiddy man though…she encompasses the things that make me go bonkers. She trimmed down a lot so got to give her credit. I wouldn’t wife her but I’d sure try to chop that tree down…
@CPT Callamity,
Ok, I’ll give you that since you’re a milk dud man, lol. Cause honestly, I could never understand the obsession with that chick – I can’t stand her for 2 minutes straight, and I KNOW that if we ever met, her weave would be pulled out, and on the floor – instantly.
@CPT Callamity,
My bf has a crush on her too. I hate her voice and he thinks I’m just hating
@RedBeanz
Yeah, that’s a lil “thicker” than I think most women wanna be
@Me fail english?,
She’s not even thick anymore, she’s top heavy now *as I visually inspect recent photographs*
I dunno…I guess I like my women with a little something to squeeze as long as they don’t over do it.
@Me fail english?,
Most men I know have a crush on her. Shiddd, I have a girl crush on her.
She just screams “woman”.
@Sula,
She just screams “woman”.
and “champ”, when the spirit moves her
@The Champ,
There’s where I draw the line. She can’t scream anything but she can do whatever she wants with that voluptuous and grope-worthy body…
I might be the only one but i pretty much despise most reality shows. but a list of the ones i actually watched without my roomate turning on…
I Love Money 2- me, my roommate and our friend really thought IT played them all…. but that ________ is blind otherwise he would have won… maybe idk
ANTM season 2- the only season i actually watched
it maybe too early to call but i might actually watch New York goes to Work…………………………………………NOT!
Rock of Love was funny and I stopped watching Flavor of Love after season one
@The_Eighth_Hokage,
I might be the only one but i pretty much despise most reality shows
you’re definitely not the only one to say they despise reality shows and then give a list of reality shows that they watched
can’t roll with that Real World San Diego. Watching the Real World is like watching the race draft. you have to pick your color(gender optional, but not really) and root for them to absolutely dominate and frustrate their competition.
Tek styled on ‘em, Cyrus strongarmed, and Alton ran circles around them fools on his lil skateboard. my favorite episode is always the “what the hell is this black guy’s problem??” episode. EVERY Real World has one.
Each of these gentlemen showed absolutely no regard for their roomates while singlehandedly seeking to restructure the gene pool of whatever demographic they were placed in. Pure entertainment, like watching evolution to a soundtrack.
@Mean_Mugg,
i dont get how you’re first paragraph relates to the last two
@The Champ,
basically I just watch reel world to root for the black dude. except for the fine chixx, i just don’t see anybody else, cuz “2520′s” make little sense to me at all. but as far as the san diego version, i feel much better represented when i see cats wilin out and effin isht up, and i don’t get that from the reel world san diego. the guy’s just too damm likeable(no ***o).
Why won’t my comment show up? I tried to post like 50-leven times.
@Cheekie,
Ok, this one showed up but not the one I spent 30 hours typing up in response to this post. It’s reduced me to having a convo with myself.
@Cheekie,
Ain’t nothin wrong with that.
@An Island,
Yeah, as they say, the best convo you can have is with yourself.
@Cheekie,
K, for some reason I had to break my entire post up. Maybe it was too long?
@Cheekie,
I have to admit, your posts remind me of that scene in Swingers. After the NINTH straight post I’m now thinking, “Never post here again.”
Anyhow.
I watched all of those seasons except for The Apprentice. Never got up on that show. Though I know enough about it to survive in pop culture. And I remember this one really hilarious clip on The Soup where this dude was fired (fiyad) and he was SOBBING like it was the end of the world. Then cut to The Donald and there was this perfect pause then Donald says…”Life continues” in the most perfect deadpan voice. I died, was resurrected, and then died again. I never laughed so hard in a good while.
Making The Band S2 (I love thee, let me count the ways…)
- Dy-LAWN.
- Babs: “Let ‘em fight! Let ‘em fight!” I try to work that as a daily quote for no apparent reason.
- Chopper singing his name “C-H-O-P-P-E-…R-uhhhhh”
- I loved “Bad Boy This, Bad Boy That”. That beat was cold.
- The Babs freestyle showdown with that other chick. They both went hard.
Top Model S3
- Also my fave season of that show. Havent watched since Danielle won, but S3 tops them all even if I haven’t seen subsequent seasons.
- The way Tocarra entered the auditions was hilarious. She flat out scared Miss J.
- Eva is my girl.
- Eva on the acting challenge saying “illsnesses”. That has replaced the real word as far as I’m concerned.
- Eva and Yaya’s jewelry spider photo are some of the most beautiful photos EVAH.
- That dress Evan wore at the finale elimination was COLD. I mean, it was SHAAAHP (Chitown will know what I’m talking about…lol).
Real World San Diego
- This cast probably blended the best of any cast in a while. They were really capatable.
- Big Rand and Brad…good times.
- Brad’s phone call to the house: “I’m in jail b*tch!!”
- Big Rand slurring (re: Brad in jail): “Brad is in jail…for livin’”. LMAO
- Frankie’s fear of boats.
- That replacement guy Charlie. The only thing I remember about him is his fascination with Britney Spears.
Honorable mentions:
- For the Love of Ray J
- Flavor of Love S1 – New York and her infamous “blist”. Enough said.
- I Love New York
- Celebrity Fit Club (the one with Gary Busey). Gary Busey makes every show better. Seriously, if ya’ll ain’t up on that type of insanity, you don’t know what crazy is.
@Cheekie,
Damn, Cheekie. You’re more mouth than cheeks on this post, lol. Just teasing.
@RedBeanzNRice,
lol…I know. It’s a problem. And it’s Friday. I blame it on the Friday.
Speakin of David of Real World fame, does anyone remember his cameo on the Dave Chappelle Show. I don’t think he still gets the fact that we are laughin AT him and not with him. Shame. Another instance of someone’s momma supin up their chile’s head!
@YaDaddyLikesIt,
when did this happen?
i def forgot my all-time fave:
LOCKUP! omg… if you dont know… better ask somebody. google Fleece Johnson.
that show is freaking hilarious and scary at the same time.
http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/2009/01/episode-1232-you-tube-clip-of-day.html
@CoCo,
Best. Show. Evah.
Man, I remember the pure heaven I experienced when I watched my first ep. I forget his name, but this ol’ dude who was in solitary would scream about conspiracies, bout folks throwing dookie in his cell. He’d be like, “They throwin’ feces in my ventillation” in this ol’ Bamma accent. It was tummy-hurting hilarity.
Gotta check out that clip you posted. lol
@Cheekie,
omg. there was one dude who talked abt how every one of his new cell mates had to toss his salad with either jelly or syrup before they were cool.
gross.. but hilariousss.
*sidenote*
I just learned that it is ILLEGAL to grass-the-plate in jail. You actually get written up and if caught and convicted 3 times… you must then register as a chex offender.
@CoCo,
“I just learned that it is ILLEGAL to grass-the-plate in jail”
Damn, that’s just cruel
The only successful artist on Making the Band 2 right now happens to be Choppa’s Suit. Anybody know about this?
@CPT Callamity,
LMAO@ Choppa’s Sunday Best.
He thought he was doin’ it to ‘em too.
Choppa Suit and Tahiry’s arse are the two hottest things in hip hop right now.
@Me fail english?,
you forgot about cassies c***
@The Champ,
Cassie’s on the road to Mariah-ville, except with an iota of the talent. I blame Diddy! He drove that young tenderoni crazy!!
LMAO I gotta steal my dave chapell show dvds today dat my pops stole from me I need ta see that.
“i want pure cambodian breast milk, NOW!!!” lol
“ya know what studio closed”
DAVE COME BACK please.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
yeah. dave needs to make a comeback for us and sh*t
@The Champ,
Id make a trade with tha “man” today Obama for Dave strait up. Actually naw scratch that they can have Oprah and Puffy. Jus give dave a show again.
Black people need that good humor in our crazyy a$$ lifes.
One thing us Leo’s stay lookin clean.
Dam i miss the 90′d
“must be tha money thats turnin them on”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJWSm13LBh8
-must be the money by Dieon Sanders
sorry I had ta do this its friday have a good one yall
Happy Mothas Day to all tha moms out there
ooh! i forgot to mention bridezillas!!!! chile………………………………………….these broke a*s women with these caviar dreams. my favorite is that one heffa that ate the chicken in the nail shop and got a attitude with the payday loan man.
@charli skipper,
LOL!! How could I forget this ish. That chick was off the hook. My fav was the chick that stole her busted blue wedding dress. She looked like one of Bebe’ kids. You know, the Tone Loc baby.
Anyone watch Operacion Repo!?!…..Tooooo funny! Those people act a damn fool on there!
i am proud of myself because i have not seen one episode of any of the programs contained in this list.