vs be wiki: everything you always wanted to know about…

by The Champ on July 3, 2009 · 191 comments

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1 Liz July 3, 2009 at 12:07 am

wtf?

I hate you.

and so do my boobs.

p.s. I swear blog tags were never meant for this!

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2 Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 12:57 am

@Liz,

You shouldnt have ever given them ninjas tags. lol

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3 Liz July 3, 2009 at 1:07 am

@Luvvie, i know right. my thought was that it was supposed to be an SEO strategy, not a way for the champ to mess around. sigh.

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4 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 9:45 am

@Liz,

seo?

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5 Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 10:47 am

@The Champ,

SEO = Search Engine Optimization. Cliffnotes meaning: Makes ur site easily found by search engines.

This little knowledge drop will cost u a bowl of rice. Thank you. – Management

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6 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm

@The Champ,

lawd. So, I guess you wouldn’t know what SEM is, either?

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7 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

Standard Error of Measurement?

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8 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm

@Luvvie, tag deez

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9 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 12:11 am

I woulda been first if Liz hadn’t had to defend the honor of her boobs. For that I will glady take second.

I ain’t got no questions now… I just wanted to holla at the vampire crew.

HOLLA.

k, g’nite

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10 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 2:15 am

@blackberry molasses,

Nite, Girl.

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11 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 10:39 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,
g’mawnin!

can’t believe I’m at work…. **sad face**

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12 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 11:20 am

@blackberry molasses,

I can’t believe I’m at work either. Downtown Chi looks like I Am Legend, for real. Deserted as heck. *also makes sad face*

I feel like singing “Let My People Go”…I’m so oppressed.

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13 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 11:52 am

@Cheekie,

“GIVE US FREE!!!!”

Philly is not deserted. Everyone else is out there HAVING FUN!! *screw face*

But, there is an awesome FREE MJ tribute party at the Piazza starting at 5… best believe I’m rollin out there!

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14 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 11:57 am

@blackberry molasses,

Yeah, I meant to specify that downtown was deserted at 8:30 in the morning because all the work folks hat usually populate were probably still sleeping or getting ready to actually have fun *pouts*…all the tourists and crap probably won’t be coming down ’til the afternoon for the Taste of Chicago.

That free MJ party sounds fun! Enjoy!

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15 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm

@blackberry molasses, at least you work grown up hours.. I gotta be at the plantation this evening.. however..today I know Im gone have car trouble……
and will be there after I have had some BBQ (yes this does mean sauce), some baked beans and a vodka, pineapple juice, redbull cocktail….maybe 2

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16 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm

@shay_d_lady,

lolol

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17 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 2:35 pm

@shay_d_lady,

I like the way you roll to work

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18 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 12:24 am

HOw did you guys meet? and what made you decide to begin a blog together?

what are some qualities that irk you the most about posters?

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19 Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 1:02 am

@shay_d_lady,

I’m also curious to how the Champ & P-Money bromance began. I have a picture of them running towards each other in a field of purple flowers (which they of course stop to admire otherwise God wouldn’t be pleased).

Anywho, so they met in the field and they had a convo that went like this.

Champ: *black man nod* sup?
P-Money: Nuthin just doing as I do
Champ: I read ur blog. It was good & sh*t
P-Money: You know how I does
Champ: We should collab and sh*t
P-Money: Let’s make it happen
Champ: But umm… we should prolly get someone w/ nice boobs to help us run it
P-Money: I know someone. I call her Lizzard
Champ: Cool and sh*. We’ll TOAST to celebrate

I BET this happened just like this. *nods*

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20 Liz July 3, 2009 at 1:09 am

@Luvvie, *dead*

that pretty much sums it up. LOL.

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21 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:22 am

@Luvvie, LMAO!!!!! my vision involved a basketball game of 21 to see who was the best blogger (ala love and basketball) 1 point seperating the two, champ has the ball and decides he doesnt want to win, and instead offers his hand and an offer of joining forces..
PJ accepts, there are tears and hugs….
and voila…..

however during the basketball game, I envision PJ with a michael jacksonish curl, matching shiny nc blue and white short set and jordans
and Champ with a bald fade with a part on the side, in a dirty wife beater(stained with jelly and shyt from his morning toast), cut up jogging pants and reebok pumps…

dont ask me why…

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22 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 9:04 am

@shay_d_lady,

*dead*

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23 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm

@shay_d_lady, now this right here kilt me dead. LMAO

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24 Liz July 3, 2009 at 1:05 am

@shay_d_lady, I met P in early 2004 when he started to stalk me online. I was a fulltime regular blogger back then. I just couldn’t shake him. I met the champ….I’m not sure when…06? I read him for years before i actually said anything to him. But we all met through being old school-ish bloggers.

i got dragged into this project because really the only thing they know how to do is run their mouths and type. LOLOL jk :)

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25 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 2:17 am

@Liz,
“because really the only thing they know how to do is run their mouths and type. LOLOL jk ”

No you’re not. ;)

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26 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 9:51 am

@shay_d_lady,

we either met at a bus station in salt lake city, in a closet in dover delaware after both hiding from liz’s ex-husband, or over the internet after visiting each others blogs. I know its one of those, I just can’t remember which one

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27 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 9:56 am

@shay_d_lady,

Oh, and about qualities that irk me, when people get us confused. that makes me wonder if they actually even read, lol

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28 overit July 3, 2009 at 10:02 am

@The Champ, lmao, people do that? huh-larious.

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29 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm

@The Champ, Oh, and about qualities that irk me, when people get us confused. that makes me wonder if they actually even read, lol

LMAO.. LOL I have seen that and had to scroll back up to the top to make sure Im not crazy……

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30 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:25 pm

@shay_d_lady, me too. sometimes i have to remind myself who wrote the post when i read some of the comments. making me feel all alzheimer’d out.

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31 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:28 pm

@shay_d_lady, all i remember is there being a Trident present. i actually don tremember how i ended up on the champs blog.

but im sure we ended up doing vsb b/c we realized that we’re jsut plain better than everybody else. lol….true or not, i’m pretty sure that’s how the convo went.

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32 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 12:28 am

okay.. aint this the most ignantly awesome song that you have ever heard? Gorilla Zoe “So Sick”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dRzIfqTiD8

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33 kidSistah July 3, 2009 at 1:18 am

@shay_d_lady,

LOL.

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34 Naturally Alise July 3, 2009 at 12:38 am

Were you referring to MY combs with the Alise spelled with a z? just curious…

* Does PJ consider his mind to be a stream, babbling brook, or reservoir of consciousness?

* How did Champ and Luvvie become sworn enemies?

* How does Liz put up with y’all?

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35 Liz July 3, 2009 at 1:06 am

@Naturally Alise, I put up with them in small daily doses. especially the champ.

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36 Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 1:17 am

@Naturally Alise,

“* How did Champ and Luvvie become sworn enemies?”

LOL u make us sound like Grendel & Beowulf. We aint enemies. iRoast Champ b/c iHeart him (and anything that reminds me of breakfast). Besides. I only wish Albino roaches on his toast like… once a month. Dont that count for something?

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37 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 9:58 am

@Naturally Alise,

Z deez

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38 overit July 3, 2009 at 10:03 am

@The Champ, hey! keep z out of deez…

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39 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 10:49 am

@The Champ,

“Z deez”

This sounds like how Pepe Le Pew would pronounce “CDs”.

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40 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 11:52 am

@Cheekie,

you DUMB. :)

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41 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 12:25 pm

@Cheekie,

hilarious lol

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42 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:30 pm

@Naturally Alise, i’m more like a monsoon of a typhoon of a hurricane of consciousness.

seriously i didn’t know how random i was until everybody started mentioning to me how random i was.

hell, i actually THINK how i write. it all makes sense in Panama’s city.

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43 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 2:57 pm

@Panama Jackson,

lmao i would LOVE to meet you in person and engage you in convo. i’m sure you talk like you think like you write. :)

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44 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 12:49 am

how long are you guys going to do the blog?

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45 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 12:51 am

and what are your plans for the blog related future?

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46 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm

@shay_d_lady, world domination.

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47 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 9:59 am

@shay_d_lady,

good questions, both

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48 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm

@shay_d_lady, until the wheels fall off our liz kills one of us. whichever comes first.

i also dont know what wheels im referring to. but im sure somebody has some wheels somewhere that we can assume will fall off of something at some point.

or..until after the hurricane.

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49 thismayconcernyou July 3, 2009 at 12:54 am

I got five random questions over on TMCY for y’all if you want … I’ll ask one here:

If you must choose one to mess around with, which would you choose: a human that looks like a hula monster or a human that resembles a wildabeast? You must pick one.

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50 Liz July 3, 2009 at 1:01 am

@thismayconcernyou, I don’t know what a hula monster is….are they from Hawaii?

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51 thismayconcernyou July 3, 2009 at 1:16 am

@Liz,

I don’t either … and that’s part of the question. guessing which one sounds/reads as though it would look worse. lol. It’s a piece of an experiment.

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52 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 9:07 am

@Liz,

lmao @ are they from hawaii??

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53 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 10:38 am

@Liz,

does he mean Gila Monster? if that’s what he means, i’ll take wildebeest for $1000, Alex.

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54 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 2:13 am

@thismayconcernyou, I answered on the blog but I will answer here..

wildebeest? I have no idea what a hula monster is, and I have seen a wildebeest at the zoo and they aint that bad looking..LOL ill roll with the known factor….LMAO

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55 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 10:03 am

@thismayconcernyou,

the wildabeast of course, with the assumption shed be a wildabeast in the sack.

Ill be here all night, folks

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56 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 11:13 am

@thismayconcernyou,

If the hula monster is from Hawaii I’d take the hula monster because he sounds fun…like he hula hoops all day in Hawaii. That sounds like heaven, almost.

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57 Liz July 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm

@Cheekie, cosign!!!

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58 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm

@thismayconcernyou, im all about the hula.

hula sounds like the name of a 2 dolla ho

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59 Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 12:56 am

*Sigh* If you didn’t wanna write a post, Humpty, you ain’t have to. HMPH. Tee hee. J/K. Hmm… questions you say?

1. Is this VSB BBQ ever gonna happen? Like for real? in REAL life, not virtual…

b. Why aren’t there size XSmall women’s tees for VSB? I’m swimming in my size Small tshirt that Goodie got me b/c she’s AWESOME!

3a. How DOES Champie find hats to fit his peculiar-shaped dome?

IV. Is Champ the milli vanilli of blogging b/c he knows nothing about internets? All he can do is type text. This fool thought I was referring to a white midget when I mentioned the word “midget” to him. *shaking my head*

5. Is Panama REALLY a 3? I’m just curious.

Thats all I gots for now. iLove VSB like K-Ci loves his white powder (no talc)

IV.

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60 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 10:07 am

@Luvvie,

to your first question: yes actually

to the rest of your questions: jello

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61 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm

@The Champ,

@ the second question I think older vsbs would add chilli dog session and cake.

fol (falling out laughing)

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62 PBG July 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm

@Luvvie, As a matter of fact, Panama is indeed a 3. I’d give him “3.5″ for being smart and moderately funny.

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63 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 1:26 pm

@PBG,

welcome back!!!

and…

ooooooohhhhhhh… look at you startin stuff

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64 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm

@PBG, thanks for the upgrade. ill be dat

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65 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

@PBG, As a matter of fact, Panama is indeed a 3. I’d give him “3.5″ for being smart and moderately funny.
LOL you gotta throw in 2 light skint points…

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66 PBG July 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

@shay_d_lady,
Pretty Brown Girls don’t do light skint points! LOL!

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67 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm

@PBG, that’s cuz you’re hater.

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68 PBG July 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm

@Panama Jackson,

Yes indeed. I hate everything.

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69 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 2:22 pm

@PBG,

Where you been girl? I’ve missed the glitter.

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70 PBG July 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

It got a bit too stuffy in VSB for me (read: jiggas ’round here were irkin’ me somethin’ terrible). I had to bounce and go spread glitter elsewhere on the internets for a while.

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71 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm

@Luvvie, ya know, there are more than enuff ninjas who frequent this blog who have seen me in person. i mean pbg thinks im a 3.5. lol. hell, we had a happy hour.

the important thign is that my mommy thinks i’m the most handsome man ever. lol.

anybody who’s seen me is more than welcome to answer this question for her. one chick called me a 4. lol.

though i tend to not appreciate anonymous comments. context is very important.

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72 N.I.A. isonholiday!!! July 3, 2009 at 12:58 am

The only reason I’m still awake is b/c tomorrow is a firm holiday. Now for the question and answer round….

1. Why does the caged bird sing?
2. In the saying “why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.” is the milk really free, or is it just on sale?
3. Did you first learn about chex from your parents, friends, or pron?
4. If life is like a box of chocolates, what kind of chocolates would represent your life? Would it be all nut clusters, or creamy centers, or a mixed array of various tastes and flavors? **

**clearly, i need to go to bed, but i would love to see how Champ, PJ, Liz, and any other VSB/VSS answer these questions….

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73 Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 1:05 am

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

1. B/c it thought it taw a puddy tat
2. The milk is organic and spoiled last week. So now its on clearance
3. Um… TV for $500, Alex
4. My life would be a Milky Way. Smooth and chocolate on the outside. Even smoother and sweeter on the inside ;)

There you have it.

Lawd, I’m sposed to be packing but I’m frolicking on VSB. FML

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74 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 3:26 am

@Luvvie,

“I’m sposed to be packing but I’m frolicking on VSB”

You and me both. I’m going to see my maw maw! *let’s out a 2520 ‘woo hoo’*

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75 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 2:09 am

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,
1. because birds are annoying as hell and are stupid pets
2. the milk is at wholesale price
3. parents.. shuddering…..
4. a various array of many flavors, half of which you would spit out after the first bite but the other half the most delicious flavor combinations known to man LMAO

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76 V.E.G. July 3, 2009 at 3:15 am

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

1. That mo fo ain’t singing…he’s screaming for help.
2. The milk is one day past expiration and discounted accordingly
3. Neither – Judy Blume books
4. A fresh, creamy, almond flavored chocolate in the middle, surrounded by a bunch of stale, nut clusters.

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77 blackberry molasses has to work today :( July 3, 2009 at 7:30 am

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

1. Ion’t like birds, so Ion’t care.
2. I’m lactose intolerant. Soy milk for $500, Alex.
3. My mother, the good doctor, busted out the medical text books on me at the tender age of 8. Then told me if I bring any babies in the house and I ain’t married, she would kick my arse. I love my mama.
4. My life is a box of artisan chocolates from Switzerland that my friend brings me every summer. Smooth, sweet, creamy and utterly orgasmic. (I endure lactose GLADY for these…and cheese. And yogurt. Avoid sitting next to me.)

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78 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 9:58 am

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

1. becuz it can’t properly articulate/enunciate “eff my life”
2. if you steal the cow, you get both free. got teets??
3. friends and a book on the changing adolescent female body *smh*
4. apparently my box is filled with sweet, delectable gooddonedebbies that melt in your mouth and not in your hand. too bad my box is stacked around a bunch of cheap, sub-standard, unsavory brands.

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79 overit July 3, 2009 at 10:10 am

@Gem-N-Eye, lmao @ your #4, i might make that debbie pic i sent you my avatar.

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80 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:47 am

@overit,

LOL and change your name to “over deez gooooood dooooone debbbbbbbies”

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81 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

1) if you’re caged, what else are you going to do? it aint like you can go anywhere. i imagine the caged bird to be like sanjaya on “i’m a celebrity, getme out of here”. that ninja was always SINGING. i wanted to stab him at least 4 separate times.

2) the p is free, cuz teh crack costs money

3) raided my parents pr0n stash. when i was 6.

4) im sexual white chocolate.

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82 BeezHunny July 3, 2009 at 3:16 pm

@N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

1. Because I maced him.
2. Milk’s always on sale, long as the cows aren’t mad.
3. I basically got told the whole “you can make babies now, so don’t bring any home or we’ll kill you” speech after I learned of my womanhood during a game of Monopoly.
4. I’d be those Ferrero Rocher chocolates with the hazelnut on the inside, with the chocolate that’s JUST like Nutella. Awesomeness in gold wrapper, placed in the “common candy” aisle but situated much higher than a mere Snickers.

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83 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:32 am

have you guys ever met and dated anyone through blogging?

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84 Liz July 3, 2009 at 1:42 am

@shay_d_lady, Yes. Which one of us? I’ll never tell…at least not until morning LOL.

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85 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm

@shay_d_lady, yep

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86 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm

@Panama Jackson, somehow I knew you had PJ… LMAO

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87 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm

@shay_d_lady, curious…why would you suspect me??

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88 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 2:32 pm

@Panama Jackson, , curious…why would you suspect me??
cause I think you are more of a risk taker.. you would be like f!ck it either its a go or not… but
Champ just seems to be a little more reserved and measured, I dont think he wouldnt ever, but If I had to choose 1 or the other it would be you…..

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89 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 2:07 am

okay

Coke or Pepsi?

Michael or Prince?

Pac or Biggie?

Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence?

Big a$$ or Big Tits?
not sure what the equivalent is forwomen but v cut and abs but bird chest or nice chest and rounded belly, no v?

body or face?

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90 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 3:25 am

@shay_d_lady,

Diet Pepsi but regular Coke

Both..for Mike and Prince and Biggie and Pac. I recognize talent and don’t pick favorites. Though, I would have done Pac (don’t judge me) and Prince could have gotten it up until about ’99 (and I could have played in his closet afterward).

Ummm….Eddie.

Big a$$ or Big Tits?
I’d want, on my body, neither a big arse or tit$…I prefer perkiness over excess that may sag and/or dimple up down the road, lol.

For my man, let’s be real: women are not thaaaaat picky. lol. A six pack and V taper is niiiice. But as long as his belly doesn’t cover his schlong and his personality, brain and face make up for the lack of muscle tone, it’s all good.

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91 pgh muse July 3, 2009 at 8:58 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans, But as long as his belly doesn’t cover his schlong

u had me @ schlong. *dead*

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92 N.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall.... July 3, 2009 at 7:47 am

@shay_d_lady,
Michael or Prince….

you know this summer is the 25th anniversary of Purple Rain. I think July ’84 was when it was released. I hope a cable network can find some time to show it in between all of the MJJ coverage.

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93 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:05 am

@shay_d_lady,

Coke… pepsi makes me gag

make-up tips? prince. help on domesticating wild animals? michael

pac over biggie but i like them both

stand up? eddie. movies? martin

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94 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 10:22 am

@shay_d_lady,

Non carbonated pepsi products

Mike

Completely neutral

Eddie (no contest)

boobs are more fun, but the ass is more intriguing. my answer depends on the season

face. its definitely more safe to c*m on the face. (this was a nasty question, btw)

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95 Hiptodagame July 3, 2009 at 10:55 am

@The Champ,

face. its definitely more safe to c*m on the face. (this was a nasty question, btw)

WOW! LMAO!

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96 BeezHunny July 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm

@The Champ,

Oh my. *covers ears*

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97 Vegas-bound Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 10:50 am

@shay_d_lady,

Coke, Mike, Pac, Eddie, V-cut & abs, Face

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98 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:41 pm

@shay_d_lady, cok, mike, biggie the rapper, pac the person, eddie, arse, and im with champ…always on the face

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99 N.I.A. isonholiday.... July 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm

@shay_d_lady,
Coke Zero
Mike for everyday, Prince for those freaky times
Pac
Eddie
i’m pretty well endowed in the tits region, so i can appreciate naturally endowed tits on another women; in men, i like v cut, abs, nice chest

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100 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 2:25 am

“any question you want to ask, taboo subject you want to bring up, or queries about alize’s combs, fire away.”

Ok, I always wanted to know WHY Panama NEVER shows his face in his pics. I mean damn, is he EXTRA acne-prone, or is his face just THAT ugly that he doesn’t want to break any more camera lenses at the risk of photographing him? I’m just sayin’. Liz is out there – very cute by the way, Champale is out there – even cuter (sorry, Liz, lol), but Panama won’t dare show his face? Nucka, fa real? Are you THAT fugly? I thought mixed folks were supposed to be cute.

Hell, even La Senorita Gem is out there, and she’s not even a blog manager! (also very cute, by the way) SMH – it just makes no sense why P dangle-ditty-diznittle won’t show his mug – just sayin’. It’s actually kinda retarted – yes, retarTed.

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101 V.E.G. July 3, 2009 at 3:13 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,

giiiiiiirl, you know that boy is a 3…he can’t show his face! :)

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102 Liz July 3, 2009 at 8:16 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken, it’s cuz P is gainfully employed. me and champ, not so much LOL.

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103 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm

@Liz,

Word? I thought Champale was a school teacher and sh*t.

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104 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken, Word? I thought Champale was a school teacher and sh*t.

me too?

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105 Liz July 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm

@shay_d_lady, teachers are not gainfully employed people. that’s by definition. LOL.

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106 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:07 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,

thanks!!

*tap dancing* i’m cuuuuuuuuute i’m cuuuuuuute

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107 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm

@Gem-N-Eye,
Hahahaha – work it, Girl!

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108 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken, wont dare show my face? nucka please to you. b/c of my job and the type of work that i do, its best for me to separate the two. but thre are def pics of me online. you just clearly dont know where to find them.

then again, maybe i am that fugly. lol

thing is, we both know that aint true. ive been called ugly once in my life adn that was by a fat heffa who wanted to floss with me and felt offended that i had the audacity to reject her.

but im amused you feel SO passionately about it. how dare I!

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109 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm

@Panama Jackson,
“but im amused you feel SO passionately about it. how dare I!”

Zackly! How dare you! ;)

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110 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken, y’all start paying my bills up in here and i’ll post pics of myself in every post i write. lol. with a sign that says, “the 3, the legend”

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111 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,

I run a non-profit program at a university (during a recession), which is actually another way of saying “no, I’m not gainfully employed”

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112 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 3:20 am

What do the VSS/VSB’s have on their ‘bucket’ lists?

Have they crossed anything off their lists?

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113 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:08 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

visiting each continent at least once.

sky-diving.

tanning on a nude beach in a foreign country.

meet my boo KG.

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114 overit July 3, 2009 at 10:13 am

@Gem-N-Eye, visiting s. africa

meet idris once in a private space

become a decent photographer

have my own organic garden

that’s all i can think of for now, this french toast is callin me!

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115 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:50 am

@overit,

in my mind, idris has already met in my private place…

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116 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 11:58 am

@Gem-N-Eye,
e-chile…..

To the SADDOWN Corner. NOW.

And gimme back them red shoes. You on punishment. You’ll get em back when you learn some act-right.

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117 overit July 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm

@Gem-N-Eye,in my mind, idris has already met in my private place…

you on some heather hedley “in my ind” type howe ish aren’t ya? lmao.

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118 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 10:34 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

Visit the Great Pyramids at Giza and the Temples at Luxor

Reverse bungee

International health care work (this is in the works right now)

Go back to Japan for more than 3 days

Publish another poetry book

Buy that lovely English Tudor home on the Main Line (anyone got 4.3 mil?)

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119 Intellectual Hedonist July 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

My Bucket list includes

visiting the Wonders of the world…(Taj Oct 09′ and Great Wall Nov 09′ here I come)
Traveling around the World (Starting Aug 23)
driving accross Country (starting Dec 14)

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120 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

taking my daughter to see Africa and the wonders of the world

finish writing my book and having it published

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121 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

I still want to be a world famous actress. That’s one that’s prolly gonna stay bucketed for-like-ever, but I can dream. ;)

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122 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans, you know i dont have a bucket list. my girl suggested this to me as a post once since she figured i’d ahve the most random bucket list imaginable.

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123 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

Good bucket lists people! I knew you wouldn’t disappoint!

I still want to:

Visit Egypt and South Africa
Get my motorcycle license
Publish my novel
Complete a major multi-media project
Travel to Cuba (soon, though)

I’ve knocked off:

Visiting a country in Africa (Kenya)
Go on safari
Skydiving
Go to Europe (done that three times, now)
Winning an award for my work

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124 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 3:21 am

Do the VSS/VSB’s have any ‘naughty’ photos/videos floating around?

Would they kill/seriously harm to get them back?

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125 pgh muse July 3, 2009 at 9:05 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

This is a great question! lol. *waiting for responses with hands crossed under chin*

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126 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 10:29 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

I’m gonna guess that 25 percent of the vsb’s have pics floating out there, 30 percent of the vss’s, and 90 percent of the vss’s from dc

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127 Vegas-bound Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 10:54 am

@The Champ,

*waiting for DC VSSs to attack*

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128 PBG July 3, 2009 at 12:54 pm

@The Champ,

July ’07: It was a cruel, cruel summer.

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129 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 1:27 pm

@PBG,

I love that song!

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130 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

@The Champ,
lolol

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131 Ms. Hall July 5, 2009 at 2:28 am

@The Champ,

“I’m gonna guess…90 percent of the vss’s from dc”

guess deez.

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132 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,
Do the VSS/VSB’s have any ‘naughty’ photos/videos floating around?
I bet not

Would they kill/seriously harm to get them back?
since I wouldnt have done them knowingly.. I would kill/seriously harm…but not to get them back! LOL

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133 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans, look…

i can neither confirm nor deny that was me. why you brinign up old sh*t…

…oh wait…you weren’t talking about…me…right?

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134 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 3:29 am

Why isn’t there a site called Very Smart Sistas?

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135 ChocolateGirlWonder July 3, 2009 at 10:23 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

Because we’re all too busy commenting on VSB…

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136 Vegas-bound Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 10:51 am

@ChocolateGirlWonder,

EXACTLY!

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137 Vegas-bound Luvvie July 3, 2009 at 10:52 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

Why don’t u kick it off, V? LOL

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138 V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans July 3, 2009 at 2:38 pm

@Vegas-bound Luvvie,

Sure. lol. We gotta get our hands on that URL. lol.

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139 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 11:11 am

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

Oooh, very good question. And yeah, co-sign Chocolate Girl Wonder, we ARE too busy commenting. If there was a VSS site, we’d all get fired.

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140 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:48 pm

@V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans, u know, i toyed with the idea of starting that up…hell, i own the domain, but then i got busy.

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141 kmplx July 3, 2009 at 5:20 am

What do you wear when you blog?
When are you going to have a VSB throwdown in London? vsb.co.uk?

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142 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 10:33 am

@kmplx,

I usually blog right before I go to bed. depending on the night I’m either rocking sweats, hoop shorts, a robe, or a gorilla mask

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143 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm

@The Champ,
“or a gorilla mask”

You wear one of those all day, though.

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144 BeezHunny July 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,

Thanks for the (implicit) Sanford and Son reference.

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145 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm

@kmplx, i personally wear a Batman cape, some underoos and a pair of crispy white British Knights.

but im not a snitch, so you aint heard that from me.

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146 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm

@Panama Jackson, my adidas, oops, i mean to say troops, stompin down the street in my combat boots, went to school to make all A’s, come steppin home in my new BK’s…

I always remember that when i hear British knights… LMAO

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147 pgh muse July 3, 2009 at 5:56 am

Are we gonna get to see pics of lil’ Pana-mama?

Does the Champ do the Humpty Dance when he wakes up before his Cream of Wheat and toast?

How does the Champ balance his head while playing basketball? Is it centripetal gravity or sumthin?

How long are ya’ll going to blog via VSB?

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148 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 11:22 am

@pgh muse,

to all head related questions I reply “dome deez”

as far as the other question, I honestly have no clue. If I had to guess, sometime after the documentary

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149 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm

@The Champ,

the documentary

tisk tisk tisk

Osiris is gone! Who’s gonna play the Wu?

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150 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm

@pgh muse, Are we gonna get to see pics of lil’ Pana-mama?

nope.

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151 Hostess July 3, 2009 at 8:31 am

Do y’all think y’all are popular enough that if one or both were arrested, people would be inspired to protest?

Boxers? Boxer briefs? (No grown man wears briefs. I refuse to believe it.)

Why do people insist on grilling and advertising it as a BBQ? If there is no sauce, it’s not a BBQ.

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152 overit July 3, 2009 at 10:06 am

@Hostess, Do y’all think y’all are popular enough that if one or both were arrested, people would be inspired to protest?

LMAO, good question.

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153 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 11:07 am

@Hostess,

The day when I see “Free the VSB” shirts or individual t-shirts like “Free Champie poo poo” will be something else. I will probably not-so-figuratively die laughing.

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154 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 11:29 am

@Hostess,

I think imy arrested would get the political protests and t-shirts, while p’s would have people pulling a prison break

is commando an option?

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155 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 11:55 am

@The Champ,

is commando an option?

no.

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156 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm

@Hostess, if i get arested PLEASE protest b/c i dont want to be some big guys b*tch in jail. PLEASE.

boxers.

and good question.

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157 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm

@Hostess, Why do people insist on grilling and advertising it as a BBQ? If there is no sauce, it’s not a BBQ.

LOL im from the south… we put sauce on everything….even the chips and spaghetti….

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158 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm

@shay_d_lady,

See now I’ll gangsta walk around yo table talkin bout these chips n bbq sauce is the bomb

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159 ChocolateGirlWonder July 3, 2009 at 10:26 am

Are you gonna post about the relationship-challenged hypocrite that is Mark Sanford?

I’d really like to get the VSB perspective about a man who had an affair with his “soulmate” but has to “make [his] marriage work”.

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160 The Champ July 3, 2009 at 11:34 am

@ChocolateGirlWonder,

although we’ve covered the cheating politican a few times before, that wouldn’t be a bad topic

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161 Monk July 3, 2009 at 10:30 am

Question:

With all the knowledge dropped, opinions discussed, and some of the funniest, outlandish stories known to man shared on this site, when is the book coming out?

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162 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm

@Monk, we’re ALWAYS working on the book. we’ve actually scrapped a whole manuscript for a book and revisited our souls in the process.

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163 overit July 3, 2009 at 10:38 am

i think this would be the perfect time to do vsb superlatives, i nominate shay d lady “most likely to make ripley believe it”

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164 blackberry molasses July 3, 2009 at 10:41 am

@overit, i second that! All in favor?

VSB Superlatives

Most likely to rock underwear with holes in ‘em : The Champ

Most likely to go into roast overdrive: Luvvie

Most likely to rock an arid hairhat: Tie between Luvvie and Naturally Alise

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165 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:56 am

@overit,

lmao @ “most likely to make ripley believe it”

~most likely to be sent to the SAT DOWN CORNER of halal hades in a fiery hijab: overit

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166 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm

@overit, i nominate shay d lady “most likely to make ripley believe it”
LMAO!!! see yall dont appreciate me and the thangs I been through in my life…
I aint providin no more stories and in fact since I will be 30 this year I am cutting out all wild exploits unrelated to s.e.xin my husband! (I wont be 30 until October though.. I gotta have one more big bang to cap it off…..)

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167 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 10:45 am

K, so apparently the second ‘p’ doesn’t like me. I coulda swore I hit it twice. Whatever. Conspiracy! :(

ETA: Wait a min…my post up and disappeared.

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168 Cheekie July 3, 2009 at 10:51 am

Well, here is my actual post:

Oooh, scandal questions.

1. When did Champ and “deez” meet?
2. Does Liz keep Champie and Panda in a dungeon and whip them when they don’t post a topic to her liking?
3. Does Champ secretly like the infamous nickname “Champie poo poo”?
4. When Panama refers to himself as a 3, does he really mean on a scale of 3.5?
5. Has anyone ever wanted to be Liz/Champ/Panama’s e-boo? Has anyone requested and was thusly e-dissed and or e-accepted? Because I wish I didn’t miss that if so.

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169 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm

@Cheekie, i’m a 3 on a scale of 100. it’s even worse than you think. i’m somewhere between a mix of the humpback of notre dame, whoopi goldberg’s eyebrows, and two toes of newt.

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170 melekaj July 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm

You need more people.

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171 Gem-N-Eye July 3, 2009 at 10:56 am

so ummmm Champ, where are you spending your weekend and with who?? :)

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172 Dom July 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm

I would like to know why the slight obsession with Candace Parker?

‘Splain that one please cause I dont get it.

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173 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm

@Dom, she’s hot. or was hot. or something.

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174 Dom July 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

@Panama Jackson,

Oh…Judging from that list you did a while back I don’t see how she would fit in at the top. She must be like situationaly hot, like compared to the other chicks in the WNBA? Like, maybe she’s a 6 in the face but her mean dunk gives her a few points? Still aint quite adding up for me.

Anywhoo, happy 4th VSB fam!

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175 Stuff Ghetto People Like July 3, 2009 at 5:00 pm

@Dom, She’s simply a cutie pie fam….I don’t think she loses cute points for being in the WNBA. Even if it is the lezzie league.

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176 Intellectual Hedonist July 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Hey VSB have a great 4th o July weekend…

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177 PBG July 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Do you miss my snark when I don’t e-hang around that much?

What’s the best remedy for a hangover?

In your [not-so-humble] opinions, what is the WORST movie you’ve ever watched?

@Champ…question deez.

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178 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm

@PBG, you haven’t been around?

more liquor.

nurse betty or war of the worlds.

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179 PBG July 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

@Panama Jackson,

e-Hang around deez.

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180 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 3:04 pm

@PBG, In your [not-so-humble] opinions, what is the WORST movie you’ve ever watched?

imm a say Facing the giants which is this “inspirational/Gospel” movie my husband let his mother talk him into renting.. it was terrible, I mean
it was so bad I thought it was the devil’s attempt at reverse psychology

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181 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

@PBG,

I heard chilli cheese fries are good for a hangover. and or pain killers b vitamines vitamine water red bull water

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182 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

@WuDaMan,

I miss the logophilia

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183 shay_d_lady July 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm

how do I get an avatar? LOL

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184 Panama Jackson July 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm

@shay_d_lady, avatar store.

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185 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

@shay_d_lady,

Go to gravatar.com

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186 RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken July 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,
Oh, my bad then. I thought I saw somebody on here the other day talking bout they got one from Gravatar.

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187 WuDaMan July 3, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Yo what is a word that stands for predjudice that is based in self ablility? Like if I can do it you aught to be able to do it way of thinking. I know there is a word for this I learned it in 5th grade and forgot it. Hows about a best friend hug? (chest rub ssa peak Liz)

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188 Stuff Ghetto People Like July 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm

As long as I’ve been around, three things I’ve noticed:
-the posts are commented on heavily by a select group of regulars, (numbering about 30-40 maybe?) with not many drive-bys by newbies.
-everyone moves on right after the day of the post, as these posts from days before are never commented on again.
-and while this is verysmartbrothas, the gang seems to be mostly females.

^^^Is this intentional?

Does most of the panel know each other from meeting on the field once upon a time?

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189 Liz July 3, 2009 at 11:17 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like, actualy we do get comments on other posts, but generally the post of the day drowns out those other comments.

none of this was intentional but it’s the way it is. you can’t choose your family!

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190 GOODENESS July 6, 2009 at 4:12 am

i love the nw mobile friendly format (Liz when I owe u a cocktail)

questions…

I see nobody asked/answered that whole VSB/VSS hookup ratio… I won’t confirm or deny any hook-up-ed-ness but there is definitely a VSB that had/has a special place with me…

*clearing throat*

anyway…it’s the 5th so nobody’s gonna see this coment…only reason I half way admitted anything & nothing at all!

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191 Liz July 6, 2009 at 4:59 am

@GOODENESS, LOLOL!

glad u like the mobile version!

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