- do you like chicken?
of all the crushes i’ve harbored, none have impacted my life the way angie williams has.
angie –a high school classmate– was the object of my silent appreciation for approximately three months in the spring of 1997. it wasn’t that she was the finest or sexiest girl in school or anything like that. i mean, she was definitely attractive, but my admiration completely stemmed from the fact that she was f*cking grown.
not “grown” in the “i’ve had boobs and booty and i’ve been boning since i was 12” way or the “my 23 year old boyfriend is picking me up afterschool in his iroc” way, but grown in the way you could imagine an 18 year claire huxtable or michelle obama being. her grown-ness wasn’t overt. she wasn’t the least bit condescending or patronizing. but, she had a general continence and class about her that made her so far removed from the bullsh*t minutiae of high school existence that it was almost like she was a character in one of those teen movies where they cast 25 year old actors as high school sophomores and juniors.
even her usual daily “costume” –black rimmed glasses, guess jeans, and a short, halle berry-esque do when most of the other girls had weave or ponytails– gave more evidence to the idea that she belonged in some corporate office or courtroom somewhere instead of homeroom and study hall
because i was seeing her best friend, i never said anything to her about the crush¹. but, she made such an impression on me that i’ve had a weakness for women with glasses ever since.
seriously, from the woman with the slight lisp who played the school superintendent on season four of “the wire” to tina fey, glasses have a way of making me much more attracted to someone than i’d regularly be. i wouldn’t quite call it a fetish, but…who am i kidding? i’d bag an albino pygmy if her angular frame game was on point.
anyway, thinking about angie and angie’s glasses yesterday made me think of few more non-sexual things that make me much, much more randy than they probably should, and i’d thought i’d share four of them today:
necks
i don’t know what it is, but something about a woman’s slender neck just makes me want to bite it, and then buy it a nice chicken dinner and never call it again.
the seated arched back stretch/yawn
there’s sexy, there’s very sexy, there’s uber sexy, and there’s “seeing a woman sitting down somewhere studying, and watching her do the extended yawn/stretch where she extends her arms and arches her back so much that her sweater lifts and shows a bit of back skin” sexy. that sh*t is so sexy that i’m honestly surprised that the reality kings or someone still hasn’t started a soft p*rn series called “sexy seated stretching sistas” yet.
dress shirts
nasty words and thoughts
enter the champ’s wicked mind
might c*m on collar
voices that sound like “money”
i’m not even going to attempt to articulate the distinction between a voice that sounds like a woman comes from money and a voice that doesn’t. just trust me when i say that hearing it makes me want to do awesome and terrible things to them.
anyway, people of vsb, am i alone, or are there any non-sexual things that also turn you on much more than they probably should?
remember, we’re all fam and sh*t. don’t be scurred
¹i actually did tell angie about the crush when i saw her at a nightclub several years ago. her reply? “wow. you’re not going to believe this but i felt the same way about you“. she then told me that she was pregnant. i’ve lived a strange life.
—the champ
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I have this thing with men beards! It’s like….like eating dark chocolate and sitting on the beach lol.
I also have a fascination with thick eyebrows!
A man wearing a cardigan is serious business to me.
Also a man that over pronounce words. Maybe he reads a lot or just extremely articulate!
@LuckyRed,
I have a beard, perhaps you could eat m…will you know the rest, lol
@The Hallway/TheSUnk, lol
@The Hallway/TheSUnk,
*well, I really can spell
@The Hallway/TheSUnk, hmmm lol
@LuckyRed, I got thick eyebrows and I overrrrrrr pronounce the shittttttttt out of words…….whatchu doin saturdayyyyyyyy?
@Blacklaw, lol hilarious stuff here!
@LuckyRed,
YES @ men w/ beards.
It absolutely can drive me wild!!
@Made In Hawaii, What about beards gone wild lol!
@LuckyRed,
yes yes yes to men with beards! Hayle… i LOVE the whole facial hair look (as long as everything is neat and lined up.. no anthony hamilton ratchet-ness please lol). Men, say yes to goatees and sh*t!
@Selah, I used to love some anthony hamilton but without the chia pet peas on the face! Either is needs to be full or you need not do it at all lol!
@LuckyRed, YES!!!!! a guy with a nicely groomed (but not overly manicured) beard is sooo s3xy to me, yum yum! makes me think of all kinds of unprintable things, in the vein of which you described.
@superwoman, now you sound like The Champ with the women sounding like money but you can’t go into detail. I totally understand you right here. This guy and I had a debate whether he should cut the beard or not lol. I gave great valid points and it was case closed ha ha ha (evil voice).
@LuckyRed
I LOVE cardigans and guys in argyle sweaters. Oh bless. Many a day at uni someone I would go from regular to randy because a guy messed up and dressed up.
@KayBeezy, I don’t understand the cardigan thing but I know it ruffles my feathers!
@LuckyRed, thick eyebrows tho- for why?
@Yeah…SO?!, Eyebrows can be can make it or break it for me. I don’t like a dude with some ole’ scraggly eyebrows. I believe it makes a man look rather masculine!
@LuckyRed,
i like the LOOK of beards. i dont like the feel of them against my skin. its itchy or tickly (and not in a good way). in practice i prefer clean shaven faces
@Gem of the Ocean, I like it 100% all the way lol! It makes me feel warm!
@Gem of the Ocean
Finally, a shout out to my crew!
@LuckyRed,
“I have this thing with men beards! It’s like….like eating dark chocolate and sitting on the beach lol.
I also have a fascination with thick eyebrows!
A man wearing a cardigan is serious business to me.
Also a man that over pronounce words. Maybe he reads a lot or just extremely articulate!”
so basically, michael eric dyson is your dream man
@The Champ, i was thinking the same thing.
@The Champ, he doesn’t do anything for me. I do imagine you look like this tho and then I heard you speak on the podcast! (this is a good thing) Scoreeee lol!
Michael Eric Dyson is my dream man. Good Lord have mercy…
Basically just intelligence, and a DEEP voice…
My God today..,,,
@LuckyRed, I looove beards. I always nuzzle my husband’s beard with my cheek. I know I get on his nerves but he just deals with it with a -_- face.
For some reason though goatees give me the creeps. I call them “mouth cages”. Yes to beards. No on Prop Mouth Cage.
@Gem…from Houston,
For some reason though goatees give me the creeps. I call them “mouth cages”.
Lol, so wouldn’t that make a beard a mouth prison?
@AkShone,
Y’all are cutting up early today!!
@Gem…from Houston,
LOL, I like goatees, but I HATE soul patches. Like, why is that errant piece of hair chillin’ up under your lower lip?
@Cheekie,
::snickering::
@Gem…from Houston, the cage mouth is hilarious! I have to critique that, because a goatee should look a certain way. I will take the beard over the cage anyday!
@LuckyRed,
You must have loved you some Clay Davis!
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MizzouLegend, nahhhhh!
@LuckyRed,
“Also a man that over pronounce words. Maybe he reads a lot or just extremely articulate!”
So, does Michael Eric Dyson get you hot and bothered?
@Cheekie, no lol! It’s a weird thing I have like either they are extremely articulate or really country with a raspy voice. I don’t have a gray area, and yes I know it is a positive and a negative! What can I say, I’m from the south where Chevy’s sit on 24′ and we say mayne lol!
1)I’ve always had a thing for girls with braces.
2)pencil skirts and pretty much any form of officewear
3) I didn’t realize this till my first trip out of the country, but a sista with an accent is like kryponite to me
@CaliBoy, cosign on the pencil skirt but sistahs with an accent……man i met a black chick from holland and it was a wrap…….damn damn damn
@CaliBoy,
welcome and sh*t
@CaliBoy, 3) I didn’t realize this till my first trip out of the country, but a sista with an accent is like kryponite to me
yeah i feel you on that one. i’ve always loved chicks with accents. especially women with those heavy Louisiana accents…lol. first time i went to New Orleans, I fell in love at least 12 times with local chicks.
@Panama Jackson, maybe black girls with an accent is the new whooty? kanye shrug
@Blacklaw,
When I think I used to refrain from talking in class and such because I didn’t like being asked the “where are you from?” question…. I eventually got over it but it kept me quiet for some time…
@Sula, nah baby keep talking…….loves it
side note: dont talk too much cuz that aint sexy regardless of accent
@Blacklaw,
Bwahahaha at the sidenote! Got it!
@CaliBoy, What about a southern accent? I speak proper english but have a southern twist on it! I love the south btw!
@LuckyRed,
I think he meant non-American accents, but Southern accents (and, accordingly, Southern women) are always welcome and appreciated…
@DG, soooo, let me have my moment in the spotlight lol!
@LuckyRed, I certainly appreciate the southern accent, Louisiana and Georgia are the sweetest sounding
Oh my Zeus, I’m SO embarrassed to admit this…but
*shrug* I don’t you fuquas…
SO and I were watching this documentary about volcanoes today and I SWEAR if they had said “slow moving, but steadily increasing lava flow just beneath the open spout” ONE MORE DANGED time!!!
*church fan*
Ummm, watching documentaries of any kind while he smells (armpits only) like a rutting wilderbeast will turn me into something ferocious!
Okay, I SOOOOOOOOOOO gotta go untie him now…
@Tenchi,
the discovery channel is going to give you a dating show!
LOL
@Tenchi,
Oh my Zeus, I’m SO embarrassed to admit this…but
*shrug* I don’t you fuquas…
SO and I were watching this documentary about volcanoes today and I SWEAR if they had said “slow moving, but steadily increasing lava flow just beneath the open spout” ONE MORE DANGED time!!!
*church fan*
Ummm, watching documentaries of any kind while he smells (armpits only) like a rutting wilderbeast will turn me into something ferocious!
Okay, I SOOOOOOOOOOO gotta go untie him now…
…………………………………………………………………………
@Tenchi,
This comment wins the “WTF” contest.
@Cheekie, definitely wins something. i’ll bet she was a hot mess in 7th grade science class.
@Tenchi,
Hey I am with you on the armpits… I have already admitted this here (I think).
@Sula, Ooooh I so forgot about the armpits. Armpits just does something for me ahhhh. Oh yeah and a man with a gap lol! I used to date this guy and I would smell his pits all the time because it was….just lovely and I can’t say what I did with the gap lol!
*runs off stage now*
@LuckyRed,
I used to date this guy and I would smell his pits all the time because it was….just lovely
That is my usual post-nookie state… head buried deep in armpits… Can’t explain it. *kanyeshrug*
Well manicured long locs, hair on the chin (NOT PHILLY STYLE God Lord No) and nice teeth are my weakness. To find all three in one person is harder than finding the holy grail. If you are out there stop hiding!!!!!!
Some others:
European cut suits
clean nails
an assortment of watches, ties and dress socks
@Buxxy,
*high five*
Yep yep @ well manicured locs and nice teeth.
@Buxxy, Nice teeth all day… there’s something about a nice smile that can turn a ferocious beast into a sexy-mutha-shut-yo-mouf (or don’t)!
@Buxxy,
i like your list!!!
but again, i like the LOOK of long pretty locs from afar. im not a fan of them up close and personal (read: on my pillow), for whatever reason.
@Gem of the Ocean, no beard and no locs?
you want to date Powder?
@Panama Jackson,
iCant. I just can’t. LMAO
a tall ball headed dark skinned guy in a turtleneck.. especially a cream one? and a real double knit ralph lauren joint…
polo boots. I dont know why.. a man that can rock polo boots the high top kind with the velcro strap across the top.. its just so dayum thug and sexy..especially if he rocks it with a nice fitting pair of girbaud jeans or some casual slacks, and the above mentioned turtle neck…#sexya$$hel
a nice infectious laugh. I love a man who loves to laugh and has one of those joints thats nice and full and when you hear it you cant help but join in….
big hands.. my first “real” boyfriend use to have huge hands.. and the way he use to grab me and pick me up…ooooooohhhhh…. yeah so everytime I see a man with nice big well kept hands?
yeah
@shay-d-lady,
Sounds like I’m your man big hands, polo boots and all.
@shay-d-lady,
*reminiscing…Isaac…melt*
ooops, I mean, “Calvin!”
@shay-d-lady, I gotta step my game up….i aint know niggas was still wearing turtlenecks…lol
@Blacklaw,
Ha! I didn’t either. I have one turtle neck sweater that I haven’t worn in a while. I don’t think I’m gonna be purchasing any more though…lol!
@Monk,
LOL! i think [well built] guys in turtle neck sweaters are pretty sessy too (altho this is not a look i see much these days). esp with a nice coat over? oh yes lawd!!
@Blacklaw, with you homey. turtlenecks are definitely not the business.
@Blacklaw,
Bwhahahahaha….it’s funny because my sister tried to play me one day like “Oh I didn’t know they still made turtlenecks”. She’s a hater.
@shay-d-lady, nice laughs definitely win me over… now it ain’t gon turn an 8 into a 12, but it will get you that second date
@shay-d-lady,
“a tall ball headed dark skinned guy in a turtleneck.. especially a cream one? and a real double knit ralph lauren joint…
polo boots. I dont know why.. a man that can rock polo boots the high top kind with the velcro strap across the top.. its just so dayum thug and sexy..especially if he rocks it with a nice fitting pair of girbaud jeans or some casual slacks, and the above mentioned turtle neck…#sexya$$hel”
lol, sounds like somebody is stuck in 1998
@The Champ, and has a crush on aaron hall.
@Panama Jackson, that is exactly what i was thinking…..or maybe Tommie from Martin…..I really need to step my game up
@Panama Jackson,
I’m talking to you baaabaaay, I miss youuuuuu
@Panama Jackson, @The Champ,
hey…….F!ck yall
yall probably aint never rocked polo boots so you dont know the appeal and versatility. We aint talkin about Jodeci or nike boots…http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=352715&cm_mmc=GoogleShopping-_-5-_-66-_-MP566
them joints is classic.
ol light starch and moccasin type a$$ ninjas…
@shay-d-lady,
I feel you girl.
They still rock them jumps down here, and they do have an appeal.
@shay-d-lady, I don’t understand the bald head nor the turtleneck lol. It reminds me of prison or the dude from Naughty by nature!
I love a well dressed man! And there’s something about a man who wears a belt that sparks my chexual interest.
Oh no! The lust demons done took’a hold!
@meka, LOL, a man who wears a belt??? Really, are they that rare?? – I have ten belts…
@Mr Dingo, Man,
lol, yeah. i was wondering the same thing.
she might as well have said “socks. oooooh. i loooove a brotha rocking some socks”
@The Champ,
she might as well have said “socks. oooooh. i loooove a brotha rocking some socks”
lol…..so wrong
@Mr Dingo, Man,
Ok, y’all will not kill me this morning!! No!
@Mr Dingo, Man,
*dying* @ “I have ten belts”.
@meka, And there’s something about a man who wears a belt that sparks my chexual interest.
you’ve been let down a lot in life, haven’t you?
@Panama Jackson,
LOL
@meka,
And there’s something about a man who wears a belt that sparks my chexual interest. .
♪♪ Pants on the ground Pants on the ground, looking like a fool withcha pants on the ground ♪♪ .
@V Renee,
Girl, you’se a trip and a half!
@V Renee,
This reminds me, I hate overly sagging pants like the next person, but I doubly hate overly sagging pants with a belt. Um, I don’t think that belt is for what you think it’s for. lol
Salt and pepper hair for some reason gives me tingles up my spine.
@niteshiftnurse,
*thumbs up*
@niteshiftnurse, Me too. It’s so sexy, but only when it’s on a well groomed and handsome man. I can’t rock with the DOMs (Dirty Old Men)!
@niteshiftnurse,
Oooh, yeah.
And to go a bit more extreme with the hair, Anderson Cooper’s silver fox arse? Randy like a mofo over here during primaries and major election time.
@Cheekie,
I seriously ♥ Anderson Cooper. To the point that I may reconsider my stance on not fooling with g.a.y men…..I mean if he was ever interested. Lol
@niteshiftnurse, Yes, I think of Denzel Washington and my secret crush Richard Gere -Pretty Woman (well he is all gray now but). Oh yeah the dude from Grey’s Anatomy and his voice. I think I might need some therapy with the voice thing!
1) The “I was asleep before you called me” voice. If I call a dude and happen to wake him up, and his voice has that raspy, sleepy, deep quality…its a wrap. The lazy I just woke up walk is sexy as hell to me too.
2) Jaw lines. No idea, but seeing a nice beard along a nice jaw line is incredibly sexy.
3) Grey wife beater, Grey sweats and socks or timbs. Nuff said.
4) A nice pair of black- rimmed glasses.
5) Those gloves men use to lift weights and play baseball. I see a man in those and my mind goes blank, Lawd!
@8th Wonder, lol …..what? …….this post is funny for all sorts of reasons
@Blacklaw,
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing…list was random as hell…
@DG, it’s a woman thing
@8th Wonder,
i totally feel this list!!
gray beaters on brown skin…yum.
and i thought i was the only one with a fascination with a man’s jawline. especially when they clench it and you can see the muscle shift… it’s so manly. makes me hot. lol.
and deep husky voices… swoon.
@8th Wonder,
What up girl?!?!? I see ya on #2.
@miss t-lee,
Twinny! I knew you’d feel me on something on my list
@8th Wonder, #1 and 2- I’m spent… 3 makes me wanna just bite something
@8th Wonder,
yes lawd amen, *hi five*, and co-muh-fuggin-sign on #1!!!!!!
@8th Wonder,
1, 3, 4, and 5 make it sound like you have a thing for night prowlers and stalkers
@The Champ,
I’m sayin…night time is the right time. And stalk deez.
@8th Wonder,
White wife beater for me!
@8th Wonder,
#1. Thank you, I thought it was just me…nothing sexier at all than a man who sounds like he’s just woken up…ooooh, chills just thinking abou it…
I’m glad you brought this up, because I’m a sucker for girls with glasses. Of course the girl has to look good in the first place, but glasses can turn a 8 into a 12, no bull. It’s to the point where my boys make fun of me about it, on some “you gon end up with a nerd” type stuff, but if that’s what comes with the territory, then so be it. When a girl puts her glasses on, they’ll be like “Uh oh, don’t let P. see you like that!”
I will add the stipulation that they need to be real glasses, and she can’t be on some “I wear nonprescription glasses so I can look smart” type ish. As a brotha who can’t see for sh*t without his glasses, I hate people who do that
and I secretly hope they end up blind one day.@P., I hate people that do that!
@P.,
“As a brotha who can’t see for sh*t without his glasses, I hate people who do that”
As a chick who’s becoming blinder than my grandmother, I hate it too.
I have two pair of nice, small frames w/ my prescription in them that I wear to work sometimes or if I’m hittin up Wal-Mart or Dollar Tree real quick but when I’m really in my ‘for real’ glasses?? They are the large framed joints (think Joan Clayton large red frames on Girlfriends). Matter-of-fact, two pair are from before I turned 10 yrs old- a big purple pair & a big brown pair that I just had the prescription switched out in. They’re comfortable for my astigmatism. I dare a man to find those sexy. LOL.
@Made In Hawaii,
lmao @ joan clayton glasses!! the thought is hilarious!!
im not blind, but i have a slight astigmatism, so i wear my glasses when i do a lot of readin and writin (and arithmetic). but they annoy the mess outta me!! i cant even imagine why ppl wear them “for fun”.
@Gem of the Ocean,
I have acute astigmatism and some retinal disorder or the other… So I have to wear my glasses (since I am on a computer ALL the dang time)… As a kid, I wanted to wear glasses badly… Now? I can’t be bothered … I do like my glasses but it can be tiring at times… Doing it for “fun” just seems… interesting.
@Made In Hawaii,
“I dare a man to find those sexy. LOL.”
Sh*t, you don’t know me… lemme see them junts lol.
Being a Ravens fan has upped my appreciation for purple quite a bit… you never know.
@Made In Hawaii,
YES! Preach!
My glasses would be thicker than bullet-proof glass had it not been for technology….(sigh….)
@P.,
“I wear nonprescription glasses so I can look smart” type ish. As a brotha who can’t see for sh*t without his glasses, I hate people who do that ”
As someone who has had to wear specs since I was 7, I’ve never understood why people do this silliness…lol
@miss t-lee, Co-Sign to the fullest
@P., Blind P, really? -lol
@Yeah…SO?!,
Yeah yo, sh*t gets real.
@P.,
I can’t stand that either. My boys in college used to that sh*t and I would be like “I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 7 years old and now it’s cool to wear them to get girls.”
@ComicBookGuy,
Yeah, it’s cool to wear them to get girls, but then when she goes “lemme see your glasses” and takes them off your face and put them on, you realize it’s not cool for your vision to be “20/I didn’t know numbers went that high” as she freely comments on how blind you are…
@P.,
I will add the stipulation that they need to be real glasses, and she can’t be on some “I wear nonprescription glasses so I can look smart” type ish. As a brotha who can’t see for sh*t without his glasses, I hate people who do that
***nodding head***
@P.,
“I will add the stipulation that they need to be real glasses, and she can’t be on some “I wear nonprescription glasses so I can look smart” type ish.”
And those hipster type sh*tty lens-less coke-bottle glasses that celebs are sportin’ nowadays needs to GO. I love me some glasses, but when it looks NATURAL. Not that overdone “I’m too cool for school” nonsense.
@P.,
It’s to the point where my boys make fun of me about it, on some “you gon end up with a nerd” type stuff,
Hey! What’s wrong with ending up with nerds? I rep for the nerds!!!
@Sula,
Nothing; I’m not the one that has a problem with it.
Sh*t, my homeboy married a nerd back in October and I’m kinda jealous that he found one.
Loafers…male occupant optional. Tan, leather, Cole Haan, Kenneth Cole, Aldo, Airwalk *shrug*, whatever your fancy… Loafers make me very VERY randy…
@ashleyg,
With you wholeheartedly on the loafers.
@ashleyg, Loafers…male occupant optional.
no loafer is safe when ashleyg is around huh.
my cat used to hump my loafers.
@Panama Jackson,
*dead*
big bank accounts.
@Liz,
hello, and thanks. goodnight.
@Liz,
SMH
@Liz,
hehehe
@Liz,
and there it is….
@Liz,
Yes, ma’am.
@Liz, just wanna officially submit my HEYLL YES! thank you.
@Liz,
smh, you’re such an aka
@The Champ, your AKA jokes are not funny. *snore*
@Liz,
snore on deez
@The Champ,
snoring on your deez? i take it you get that response a lot, huh?
@Liz,
Money money money Mon-nay…..MON-NAAAAAY.
@Liz, i aint saying you a gold digger…
@Panama Jackson, “Oh so you wanna of them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt……..”-Big Boi, Outkast
@Panama Jackson, LOL I’m just saying it so nobody else had to say it.
@Liz,
Can’t argue with that one.
@Liz,, Big Face Hunnids!
Chicks with glasses is a definite turn on
i got a thing for regular drawz on a chick two….no thongs, g-strings, regular cotton panties preferably without stains
love that cocoa butter shine women get on their legs when they goin somewhere where their sexiness will be in competition (black folks bbq, night on the town etc)
short hair on a chick with a face that can pull it off
great big white teethie smile
a great infectious laugh
the coup de grace………..sexy lips
@Blacklaw,
Agree with everything you mentioned…esp. the regular drawz..sometimes you gotta keep it basic.
@DG,
lmao @ the regulah draws/”keep it basic”! hilarious!!
i dont think ive ever been with a guy who appreciated my 100% cotton panties. i mean, i dont ever rock grannys (“that time of the month” or not) but i do like draws that cover most of my buttocks (esp cute boyshorts) and let my girl breath. thats how you avoid yeast infections and other vajayjay un-pleasantries.
@Gem of the Ocean, yeah we keep tellin ya’ll…we’re simple. It don’t take a lot of extra to turn us on…many of us are cool with women wearing just a t-shirt and some plain-jane drawz. Besides, they’re cotton…it’s the fabric of our lives.
@DG,
Or just the t-shirt. Draws can be overrated at times.
@Gem of the Ocean,
“thats how you avoid yeast infections and other vajayjay un-pleasantries.”
thanks for ruining my bagel and salmon
@The Champ, right. leave it somebody to always come with the practical reasons. lol. can’t folks just enjoy the little things in life?
btw, that’s NOT what she said.
LOL im just saying… full cotton panties are nothing to be looked down upon. beware of a woman who only wears thongs and/or synthetic materials on her private parts.
@Gem of the Ocean, take them panties off too…….when u sleeping, aint nothin better than that marinated “girl” in the morning
@Blacklaw, “preferably without stains”- shouldn’t that be a given? da f*k
@Yeah…SO?!,
Stainless is *not* a given on regular azz draws. They have to survive the hardest part of the month while the thongs and lacy joints get a rest.
@Lil’T, I’m mad we bout to have this conversation on a public forum… but anywho, honey I am well aware- I get my girl every month like rest of ya’ll but I was sayin it’s a given he would prefer stain-less panties to stained… thank God that is over.
@Lil’T, thank you for your honesty. btw, i’m skipping over your comments from now on. thank you and good night.
@Panama Jackson,
Did you just put yourself to bed at 1:45pm? If I’da known it would be this easy…..
@Blacklaw,
I’m there on the shine, draws, and the sexy lips.
I would throw in a button down, preferably slightly wrinkled.
@Stank-0,
I would throw in a button down, preferably slightly wrinkled
Wha? Y’all are high-larious! Please, could you break down the wrinkled part for me? I’se lost.
@Sula,
The disheveled look can be chexy.
@Blacklaw,
Co-sign on the regular draws.
In the words of the great Andre 3000, “Naw, I don’t want to see your thongs, I kinda dig them old school, cute regular draws. And I will pause for your cause.”
@Blacklaw, ::::raises hand:::: uuummmm…I think you’re looking for me, lol
@Yonnie3k, oh word? need to see a pic of the aforementioned qualities to make final judgment/take your comment seriously…..but kudos for the confidence…. that’s also very sexy
@Blacklaw, I got you on 5 out of 6 (no Jacque Reid short hair). But I think we learned from Greg Oden that me sending you pics of me in my (in the words of The Great Three Stacks) old school regular drawz is not a good idea.
@Yonnie3k, hmmmm….you raise an interesting and valid point, will it help if i give you certified guarantee of confidentiality?,,,lol
@Blacklaw,
“the coup de grace”
Word? Did you read my list? *snicker*
@Blacklaw,
short hair on a chick with a face that can pull it off
Yep! Pretty girls with short hair is a sight to behold.
@Blacklaw,
no thongs, g-strings, regular cotton panties preferably without stains .
Bwhahahahahaha
short hair on a chick with a face that can pull it off .
Did somebody call my name?!?! Here I am. ROTFLMAO
BTW – What’s up with these two reply buttons?
@V Renee, I hear you playa but send a pic so we can confirm…..lol
@Blacklaw,
I vouch for V Renee.
@Sula, well ur no fun….lol
@Sula,
Thanks Chica!!
I can get on board with the glasses and the seated stretch/yawn thing…hella sexxy.
A few more to add:
A nice back/neckline. I don’t think women’s backs get enough credit or attention. From the nape of her neck to the small of her back, this is quite possibly the sexiest part of a woman’s body…especially when it’s smooth and blackhead-free…
Naturally curly hair. something about black women who look like 70′s era-flower children…think Freddie from A Different World, or the chick from Half & Half.
Pony tails/buns (i.e., Spelman pullbacks). Elaborate ‘dos aside, there’s something about the simplicity of a pony tail…lets me know that she’s probably open-minded and down for whatever
Big eyes…luvs me some big, beautiful eyes.
*Heaven help the woman who has all 4 of these going on at the same time*
@DG, “*Heaven help the woman who has all 4 of these going on at the same time*”
or help you- lol
@DG,
lol @ spelman pullbacks–heyyy!!!! im rockin my alma mater ‘do today!! and my hair is in its festive state (read: naturally curly, styled with mixedchicks™)
@DG,
Co-MFin-sign on the curly hair
@DG, hmmmm i got that!
@DG, You had me visualizing your appreciation until you said “especially when it’s smooth and blackhead-free…” Yuck!
I once had a crush on come chick who used to get red eyes coz of irritation. Shed look a tad evil and when she looked my way id just melt, lol.
Also, a woman in a plain white medium-sized tee shirt and nothing else, just pottering around the house or in bed is freakishly hot.
@Mr Dingo, Man,
LOL! Yous a mess for this one…
@Mr Dingo, Man, this is HILARIOUS, you’re a sucker for bloodshot eyes!! wow…
a cousin of mine is the same – she says it’s coz an ex of hers used to get bloodshot eyes when he was drunk. coincidentally, he also used to get veerrrry affectionate when he’d been imbibing, hence her affection for bloodshot eyes – their association with some excellent action between the sheets…
too funny!
@superwoman, hers were not bloodshot-they was RED, like dracula! *shiver*
@Mr Dingo, Man, gross
@Mr Dingo, Man,
Ok, I am officially dead and gone. Bwahahaha!
@Mr Dingo, Man–I know that it makes no sense but a belt does something to me. It will change the way I look at a guy.
Um…you said you got like 10 belts? Do you actually wear them?
@meka, ha ha, yes, I wear them all the time. I match my belts to my shoes mostly then my outfit. dressier belts for my suits, chunky for jeans etc. But if I met you id probably bring them all along, ha ha
yea, a girl with glasses definitely gets a thumbs up, particularly the Salin Palin type shades…minus the Palin part (she can catch it though sometimes).
Also, I have a weakness for a female w/ a pretty smile.
Also, a female who can turn sweats into se-xay…especially if she is a size 10-12, with a fresh wife-beater
@aceklub,
Co-sign on everything….a wifebeater and some sweats (with the appropriate amt of assets to fill them) are a beautiful thing indeed.
@DG,
I cosign the wifebeater and add tight pencil-leg jeans and high heels.
…minimalistic sexiness.
@AkShone,
yeah, thats probably the second sexiest outfit a chick can rock
@aceklub,
“Also, a female who can turn sweats into se-xay…especially if she is a size 10-12, with a fresh wife-beater”
*I’m-so-vain grin*
1) i like when men have on long sleeved button down shirts with the sleeves rolled up (preferably after work). you can’t just be any old guy with any old body with any old shirt on, but something about sitting across a table from a confident, handsome man that’s leaning into me with his shirt sleeves rolled up makes me want to click off all the lights and picture what the shirt would look like on me if i wore it as a dress….okay, tmi. but that’s what it does.
2) men that are articulate and speak well, but have a hint of a southern accent or slow drawl. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. i was interviewed for a job by a friend (and his boss) that i have history with. um….that was devastating because it caught me by surprise and all i could focus on was the rhythm of his speech and how i just wanted to click the lights off. i still really don’t know what the hell he was talkin about from a substantive standpoint.
3) i like to watch men eat. like, don’t disgust me, boo, but it really turns me on to see a man that i’m already attracted to tear up some soul food. i don’t want to see any belching or using of fingers for stuff that clearly requires a fork, but i get a kick out of some manly gnashing of teeth and satisfied noises (only in moderation).
@charli skipper,
co-sign on the 1st one. Something about sleeves rolled up, and u can see the dudes forearms are nice and strong. Damn!
@charli skipper,
3) i like to watch men eat. like, don’t disgust me, boo, but it really turns me on to see a man that i’m already attracted to tear up some soul food. i don’t want to see any belching or using of fingers for stuff that clearly requires a fork, but i get a kick out of some manly gnashing of teeth and satisfied noises (only in moderation).
you know, i’ve always liked watching women eat and listening to them chew gum. that sh*t seriously hypnotizes me
@charli skipper,
“3) i like to watch men eat. like, don’t disgust me, boo, but it really turns me on to see a man that i’m already attracted to tear up some soul food. i don’t want to see any belching or using of fingers for stuff that clearly requires a fork, but i get a kick out of some manly gnashing of teeth and satisfied noises (only in moderation).”
Me, too! I especially like brothas that over-chew, making a dayum circus show out of their chewing, their lips poking out and ish. It is so chexy to me.
@charli skipper,
men that are articulate and speak well, but have a hint of a southern accent or slow drawl.
Yep, I have a thing for that southern drawl something serious… It doesn’t matter who is speaking, when he has a little twang, I am gone!
*confession that will get me clowned, but hey, I do it for the kids*
I watch BBQ Pit Masters just to hear them talk and watch them handle big slabs of meat… For some reason, it gets me all hot and bothered (and if you know the show, they are all old, weird looking white men)… That twang combined with the fire of the pit and…. ok. Lemme.Stop.
*hangs head in shame*
@Sula,
“I watch BBQ Pit Masters just to hear them talk and watch them handle big slabs of meat…”
**snickering like a 12 year old in health class*
@miss t-lee,
**snickering like a 12 year old in health class*
And that’s exactly how I feel while watching it… Embarrassed and horny. Stranged combination, but it works.
@Sula,
Love it!
@miss t-lee,
Lol, you beat me to it…
@AkShone,
Dirty minds always think alike…lol
@Sula,
I watch BBQ Pit Masters just to hear them talk and watch them handle big slabs of meat…
This is just a d#mn shame…
@Sula,
yasssssss
@Sula, I watch that show for the same reason. a man that can grill is hella sexy. plus I love BBQ.
@Reecie,
Thank you! I knew I would find a kindred soul on VSB!
@charli skipper,
was interviewed for a job by a friend (and his boss) that i have history with. um….that was devastating .
Sooo ummm did you get the job??
@charli skipper,
LAWD yes #2!!! I can listen to Big Boi and T.I. talk ALL day. Its that southern laid back speed of speech that makes everything sound sexual. Including, “I’ll shoot you”.
Love southern men, yes I do.
@8th Wonder,
When you moving down Twinny?
@miss t-lee,
Mayne, you mean when am I moving back, lol.
I dunno, I feel like if I go back down souf, some fine-ass-solid-tree-trunk of a man will trap me and I’ll never get to see the world!!
I just cackled at myself, by the by.
@8th Wonder,
LOL!! No I didn’t realize you was from the souf (as you say…lol)
About being trapped, you never know…I guess if he’s solid it wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Well, I’ve lived on both sides of the Mason Dixon, so I don’t claim to be either northern or southern….maybe snorthern or nouthern or something though.
But I have lived in TX, GA and NC.
@8th Wonder,
“maybe snorthern or nouthern or something though.”
*snorts*
You whylin’ today, twinny…lol
@8th Wonder, yasss! me luvs some southern men as well. As country hood as he sounds, when TI says “is you happy” in Why You Wanna at the end, I die EVERY time, litrally every time.
@bizchick,
“is you happy” in Why You Wanna at the end, I die EVERY time, litrally every time
Oh my gawd, yasss! With his skinny short self, I would do unnomable things to him… Matter of fact, let me listen to that track right now.
@charli skipper,
Co-sign on 1 and 2…especially if the forearms are strong….*fanning*
1. LL said it, I just agreed.
“Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop
Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop”
2. Leggings… Enough Said.
3. A woman that can drive. She can handle a whip, while I fall asleep in the passenger. My type of girl.
4. Chicks that raise that one eyebrow up at you, when you say sumthin smart.
5. Woman in jogging pants.
6. Big girls have the sexiest voices. Subtract Monique. Yep, big girls.
7. Oprah.
8. Dreads that smell like coconut and herbs.
9. Have you ever looked at a beautiful woman while she slept. Simply Heavenly.
b. I like the chicks that do the occasional jerk or karate kick while sleeping. Hilarious.
10. The mail lady, always have had fantasies about mail ladies with the blue uniform and thick tube socks. That Mail Aint the Only Thang U Can Deliver!>>>Excuse me, Im a mess
11. Slender or Fine Stretch Marks, in the right places like near the hip…
12. Cheek bones.-Look Up Angela Basset.
13. Defined Arms.^^^^^
14. Bow-Leg or Pigeon Toed Chicks. Terminate-On-Site
15. Chicks with the silky head scarf’s.
16. Woman shoveling snow, then wipes her forehead. Sexy
17. Chicks that can rock a bald head.
18. Small ankles
That’s about it, for now.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
I like the chicks that do the occasional jerk or karate kick while sleeping. Hilarious.
I lost it after this comment…pure comedy (I like em’ too tho).
@DG,
men like that? glad to know it. not really sure if i karate kick or spaz out, but i snore, so now i feel like yall like that too.
@charli skipper,
When we think a woman is attractive, stuff like how she sleeps becomes sexy…the random jerks, or even a lil’ drooling…all that’s kinda cute. Snoring is tricky, tho…if it’s a light, feminine snore, then yeah, it’s cute. But if she sounds like a wounded walrus, we have a harder time finding the beauty therein.
@DG, ‘wounded walrus’ LOL!!!!
@DG, LMAO…Not a wounded walrus!!!!
@DG,
*dead* @ wounded walrus.
for some terribly unfortunate reason, i thought of the walrus who “fellated” itself. worst video ever! but its forever imprinted on my poor visual cortex
@DG,
He!! yeah Shout out to all the Bruce Lee Beauty’s and Karate Body Cutie’s Out there. (in fat man scoop voice)
@DG, da fuk… and all this time- nevermind.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
3. A woman that can drive. She can handle a whip, while I fall asleep in the passenger. My type of girl.
Cosign completely with this!
@Kirk Lazarus,
Cosign the cosign. I love it.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
withchu on 9a 9b all good as long as they ain’t whizpoppin….
18…heaven…..
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
11. Slender or Fine Stretch Marks, in the rig places like near the hip…
I love this, you get 2 thumbs up in my book.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
“Big girls have the sexiest voices”
Say word? *applause*
@The Hallway/TheSunk, I’m not sure but I think I do a karate kick in my sleep because when I go to sleep I have the sheet and cover over me but in the morning I just have the cover and no sheet. How I do this still remains a mystery to me.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
“11. Slender or Fine Stretch Marks, in the right places like near the hip…”
Do I know you?!!! LOL…won’t leave me be trying trace em..lol
@Smiley Face,
Trace em with tongue, huh?
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
that would be correct, lol
@Smiley Face,
*Looks at Smiley Face like a panting dog to a cold bowl of water*
*water begins to splash*
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
“11. Slender or Fine Stretch Marks, in the right places like near the hip…”
I know what you mean with this one…I’ve always found that sexy, too. But only on the hips/@ss region.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
Now don’t make me start callin’ you with my Girl 6. Friends be tryna go to voicemail, knowin’ I don’t check my messages! Pervy bastards.
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
I am slayed…. officially slayed…
:B
But you know what? I absolutely love your list.
*instant favorite*
@Sula,
Thanks I Slay all the time.
My non-sexual sexiness with men:
a bowtie
his voice
jaw set
mustache
I was stunned to learn this past year that things I would’ve never thought were found sexy about me, actually are to a few men out there like,
1.) me in my Keds
2.) my hair naturally curly in a bun
3.) me in my prescription glasses
Who would’ve thought? Not me.
@Made In Hawaii,
Who would’ve thought? Not me.
Refer to my comment upthread for an explanation…
@DG,
Oh, okay.
Thanx for the explanation.
@Made In Hawaii,
I was stunned to learn this past year that things I would’ve never thought were found sexy about me, actually are to a few men out there like,
yeah, the stuff you described usually show women at their sexiest
@Made In Hawaii,
“a bowtie”
So, did Chris Brown do it for you on Larry King?
@Cheekie,
LMAO!!!
Unless it’s Dhani Jones, I’m thinking I don’t wanna see any kat in a bowtie.
@miss t-lee,
Word. Life. Dhani Jones is the one of the VERY few that can pull it off.
And he is officially on the “list”… You know those 5 people your spouse know that if you meet regardless of status and they are willing, it’s going down? Yeah, he is first on that list.
@Sula,
Oh yes ma’am. You know I know about the top 5…lol
@Sula,
Yall can always make a trip to Cincinnati. ::palin wink::
@Sula, Wowww he is ridiculously GORGEOUS! Swoon!
@Cheekie,
lmao ihatechu cheeks!!
@Cheekie,
lmbo
NO!
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET PREGNANT WOMEN, MOTHERS ARE BEYOND BEAUTIFUL.
I <3 The Hallway/TheSunk
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
It’s chexy when a man thinks it’s chexy. I always get moist on ANOTHER WOMAN’S BEHALF when a man mentions how chexy his pregnant woman looks. *sigh* I dream of being on the receiving end of that kinda love. But, I don’t want no kids yet. lol
@Cheekie,
LOL!! not on another womans behalf! again, ihatechu!
HOW could I forget to add my favorite non-sexual sexiness about a man?
A man reading.
Love seeing a man w/ an actual age appropriate book.
(Even though… I must admit that I also find it sexy if he’s into Naruto or the anime, Avatar and it would be just as sexy if he were reading one of those books)
I saw this the other day in Borders and ’bout fainted!
*fans self*
The guy was handsome too….
&
A guy who plays an instrument… OW!
@Made In Hawaii,
yeah a dude reading is nicee, esp if he’s got this thug look swag going on. Damn!!!
@Made In Hawaii,
“A guy who plays an instrument… OW!”
When I was in high school, I got crushes on band dudes just because I saw them perform at a pep rally or concert. It was the saxophone or trumpet that got me. *swoon*
I’ve always loved the drummers, though.
@Cheekie,
Yep. Saxophone players… hott!
@Made In Hawaii,
Yeah I have to cosign on both.
@Made In Hawaii, I have some guy friends that play the guitar and I just be in a trance. Guitars are extremely powerful to me!
@LuckyRed,
Yes, ladies.
Let’s just say a man in a band. LOL!
uggh, me and my cussing behind, twice forgot to edit my curse words.
anyhoo, semi-lurker here, posting for maybe my second time
1. This might be sexual, but when a dude lifts up his arms and shows just a *teeny* bit of boxers, it’s real hot.
Like, walking around and ish you don’t see ‘em, so it’s not on some Lil Wayne mess, but ONLY when you see them when he stretches and whatnot I’m ready to jump a ninja!
2. Nerdiness and/or intellect. A dude who can go in depth on a subject I don’t know about, and not something lame like sports stats (which I actually do appreciate and can battle with the best of ‘em), but bioengineering or quantum physics, is ohhh so sexy. And, as someone else mentioned, speaking clearly is within that category of unexpected sexiness. Odd how other comments relate to things that seem nerdy…
3. Neck tattoos. I think this came about because my old decade long celeb crush, Allen Iverson, wore them like a G.
4. Skinny negros. See above.
All in all just give me Pharrell with a dash of Obama and I’m yours, and if/when that is scientifically possible we’ll have plenty of bizchick babies.
5…ooohhh another is a very subtle lazy eye..i’ve noticed that a number of the human beings i find attractive, from halle to denzel, have a slight wonk eye. that ish is hot on a good lookin’ fellow!
@bizchick,
Lazy eye huh? I feel you. Actually I believe the lazy eye is a marker of a person whom is more focused than the rest, because a slighly lazy eye is an indicator that one eye is working harder than the other. One eye is focusing more intently than the other.
Most of the time people with one lazy eye are more driven. But you have to look at them very intently to see this slight difference. N let me emphasize that it is a very slight difference maybe developing from squinching.
N at the end of the day this is just an opinion or observation. The Squinch Theory
@The Hallway/TheSunk, then an overly-lazy eye should be a very very focused person, no? I find lazy eyes strange though- Im smiling at you, giving you eye contact yet you looking out of the window! Then when you looking at me I think you watching the door or something. makes for uncomfortable situations.
@Mr Dingo, Man,
Thats cocked eyed. We’re talkin that slightly lazy eyes usually forming from over-squinting.
@The Hallway/TheSunk, My bad but thanks for the clarification. I always thought a lazy eye was an eye that didnt do what you told it to!
@Mr Dingo, Man,
lol i almost choked trying to hold on to my laughter after reading this
@The Hallway/TheSunk, indeed it is very subtle. a rare gift i say
@bizchick, neck tattoos *teeth clinching*-yum
@bizchick,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
@The Champ, thanks…i think
@bizchick,
4. Skinny negros. See above.
Yup, I like them skinny too. Didn’t even know it, until I did a scan-through my dating history… and it became obvious that I would have been at that Lupe Fiasco look-alike contest ready to pounce on a mofo. Lol!
There is something about that wiry, nervous energy they seem to emanate… It all reads like they have stamina for days… *fans self*… Don’t let them be into punk rock or into anime or some other left-field isht, and I am gone.
@Sula,
*Lifts wrist, Looks at watch, sweats drips down abdomen*
“So you wanna go again, that was just the intro to the beginning?” then *chuckles*…
Look me up Sula
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
I sho’ will!
*VSB: matching black people since 1999* Forget BlackPlanet!
@Sula, girl yes! a skinny negro w/ neck tatoos, AND effs with some Kings of Leon or Nirvana, and i’ll be dead on sight.
@Sula,
cosigning on skinny men maybe the reason why when my girls asked if i’d ever seen a miniscule wanker, i said…nope. cause skinny dudes is always packing!!! but they got to be over 6’2….
@bizchick, I thought about Dr. Ben Carson with the lazy eye and nerdiness. I love the nerds and Dr. Ben Carson talks slow with lazy eyes and intellegent. You should view that movie The Ben Carson story Gifted Hands!
1) a jarring facial bone structure. i don’t know how to explain and there is more than one type, but think Maxwell.
a man who quotes literature and other works of writing that i like, or just flat out reads.
2) Maxwell…wait does that count? I mean well yea Maxwell, everything he has/does turns me on
3) A nice set of teeth
4) An accent
5) a man who speaks French
6) Kenyan men (not all of them, I’ve just met a lot lately that have done the trick)
7) someone who just handles himself well. cool, collected demeanor, but open when need be
9) using a word that I’ve either never heard or rarely hear
and a bunch of other random ish. that is all
@Naomi,
With you on the never heard before word..
@JumpOnIt,
Co-signing the co-sign
I must add,
a man going to church/sitting in church….. *shivers* umm um um… Praise God!
@Made In Hawaii,
oohhh you ain’t neva lied! only probably is i’m in church and thinking all sorts of unholy things. smdh. but the Lord knows my heart!
@Made In Hawaii,
yes!!
**cue R.Kelly’s “there’s something religious abouuut youuu… there’s something church about youu.”**
terrible. lol
@Made In Hawaii,
*guilty*
@Made In Hawaii,
Yep. I’ve been in church looking at this one particular dude for months. Brings a whole new meaning to bible study.
@8th Wonder,
“Brings a whole new meaning to bible study.”
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes, ladies. The Lord knows our hearts when our minds stray from the sermon to that wonderful piece of chocolate 4 rows up from the back.
For we know not what we do.
I def gotta agree with the resounding notion that women i glasses are sexy.
Especially a set of thicker framed glasses…
1. UGG Boots- I cant explain why but seeing a nicely dressed Black women in some ugg boots is def some ish. (outside of NYC cause alot chicks in NY rock uggs of GP) A women in a pair of uggs tells me shes not ghetto, has some style, but doesn’t need to be dressed up all the time.
2.Martini Glasses- there is something about a women holding a martini glass the shouts Im sassy and classy
@Brklyn2Chi,
welcome and sh*t.
and, about this…
“2.Martini Glasses- there is something about a women holding a martini glass the shouts Im sassy and classy”
…it would have made the cut if i extended the list to five
@Brklyn2Chi,
“1. UGG Boots- I cant explain why but seeing a nicely dressed Black women in some ugg boots is def some ish. (outside of NYC cause alot chicks in NY rock uggs of GP) A women in a pair of uggs tells me shes not ghetto, has some style, but doesn’t need to be dressed up all the time.”
*screams*
Finally! Most guys despise UGG boots but they are so comfy and I think they are too cute on us women. I’ve been wearing ‘em since ’01 and I’ll even wear mine in the summertime. I ♥ my UGGs!
Things that make me go, oooh!
*muscular, hairless forearms
*long slender fingers and a pinky ring
*my ex, who was dark skinned, would wear this orange t-shirt that was just yummy on him.
*semi-chunky dudes with thick thighs and round butts
*bald or well kept locs
*clean even toned skin
*It seems only black men have this, that little bit of jiggle on the upper thigh right where the butt starts (weird, I know)
*tall guys with long lanky legs
@Jade (not a prOn) Star,
*It seems only black men have this, that little bit of jiggle on the upper thigh right where the butt starts (weird, I know)
lol, i’ve never heard “butt jiggle” as a sexy quality for a man to possess
@The Champ, I looooooves it! I dunno, I’ve always had a thing for semi-chunky dudes.
Ooh where do i start?!
1. Thick dreadlocks, i hate those thin, manicured locks- i just don’t get it. If u gonna have locks, make em thick and slightly untidy.
2. Facial hair on a man, the 1st guy i had a real relationship with had a beard- full on beard. Boy was 20yrs old, i was 18- that $hyte had me drooling all over his hairy ass. People were convinced he was lying about his age and that his @$$ was grown! lol, luckily we met through a mutual friend who was in school with him.
3. Slightly unkempt dudes, i just don’t know what it is about that. Some of my friends (these are weave rocking, label obsessed friends- i make this distinction because my close circle also is on the same tip- but then again we all natural hair rockin, hippie type chicks…*kanye shrug*) used to think it was a stage but them broke lookin, afro dread type hair on his head look gets me every time.
4. A dude with nice feet and nice hands- pls no ashy, corn-ridden, crusty ass hands and feet need not apply.
5. A husky, deep voice. SMH @ how that ish turns me on.
6. U know when a dude naked with a towel on, and all u can see is that “V” leading down to his …ooh let me stop.
@mateosmuse,
for some reason, i feel like an “unkempt” dude will mostly likely ashy hands or unkempt hands and feet. esp if they look broke. but maybe not.
@Naomi,
Nah it’s that intentional unkempt type look. Dude has gotta be clean, just witha bit of an edge.
@mateosmuse,
so, you stole my list. lol.
except i like all locs.
@mateosmuse, I def. feel you on that v that leads down to…
@mateosmuse,
Yes ma’am the V….whoooo
@mateosmuse, #6….*dies* that. is. my. ish. OMG….that sends every shiver up my spine every. single. time. i. see. it. *fans self*
My non-sexual sexy list:
1. Jordans:
Its just sexy to see a chick who can wear a pair jordans.
2. When a woman is in her element. (school/work/athletics) It just something to see a woman going over her lab notes in the library before she heads to class. Sh*t I started to run track because I wanted be round this chick!
3. A chick who can fight. Not like a boxer or everytime I see you, you in the middle of the street barefoot fighting. But if I can see you handle yourself, oh best believe its mr. nasty time when we get where we going!
@Kirk Lazarus,
Cosign on #1. I don’t what it is but I love a chick that can rock a pair of J’s. And I don’t even own a pair.
@mateosmuse,
U r killing me softly…except on the dreads. Keeping it wavy baby, with the beard
@The Hallway/TheSunk,
u know dis:)
hmm. i get hit on a lot when i have my glasses on. now i see this isn’t some weird phenomenon. lol
my list:
-an everyday vocabulary that includes words people usually need a thesaurus for.
-big hands with clean nails.
-genius qualities, whether in music, arts, scholastics…
-deep husky voices. MUST have the huskiness though. not just deep. mmm.
-accents. NY, southern, british… etc. loves em.
-a man who is smarter than me.
-the jaw muscle clench when he’s reeeeally mad but still speaking calmly to you.
-a sincere or vulnerable look on an otherwise “ice cooooold…” brotha’s face.
-long eyelashes on a “strong” face. something so contradictorily sexy about that.
-a good and individual sense of style. like, if you rock your polo with your basketball shorts and i’m convinced you’re flyy
my brother calls this “casuathletic.”
@Muze, “long eyelashes on a “strong” face. something so contradictorily sexy about that.”
Ohhhh yes! I love a man with sexy eyes in general but if he has long luscious eyelashes – that’s just icing on the cake!!
@Muze, MmmmmHmmmmm…
-a man who is smarter than me= yum
-the jaw muscle clench when he’s reeeeally mad but still speaking calmly to you.= He’s definitely getting some when this is over, he don’t know he won already
-a sincere or vulnerable look on an otherwise “ice cooooold…” brotha’s face.= SOLD
-long eyelashes on a “strong” face. something so contradictorily sexy about that= I just wanna bite
@Yeah…SO?!,
LOL @ “he don’t know he won already.”
so true! he’s pissed and i’m trying to not jump him. smh.
@Yeah…SO?!,
*dap* co-signin’
@Muze,
I NEVER understood while I got hit on wearing my glasses but this def explains it.
@lulu,
YES. i feel like i look stupid and i have never understood it. but if my nearsightedness is what works… hey. lol
i love the sight of a mans broad shoulders, specifically from the back.
there’s just something about the sight of all that strong, s3xy wideness, gives me all kinds of ideas about bouncing in his lap as i hang onto those most excellent shoulders for dear life, and variations on that theme…
or visions of him bent over me, doing deliciously wicked things as i gaze up at those big, wide, strong shoulders heaving above me…
oh!
@superwoman, Dwight Howard anyone? His shoulders are freakishly weird and terribly chexy all at the same time. Everytime I see him…. lawd!
@Yonnie3k,
you’ve got the freakishly weird part for sure.. his shoulder to head ratio is just too weird to me. plus the seemingly absence of a neck and … i just can’t. lol.
@superwoman,
***considering calling south african 911 to see if superwoman is ok***
@superwoman,
The back is by far one of the sexiest parts of the male anatomy.
@8th Wonder,
Agreed.
Suspenders.
Blame it on the Kappas,but suspenders are transformed when they’re involved in some shimmying.
Accents.
I’ve never been able to resist an accent. Whether it’s from D.C., Sweet Home Alabama, the U.K., or *insert random place here* I love accents.
Wranglers and Boots.
Not like uber tight, but fitted.
And a book.
Anytime I see a guy carrying a book in public I look twice.
@KayBeezy,
Anytime I see a guy carrying a book in public I look twice.
even the phone book?
@The Champ,
lol
@The Champ,
You so silly!
- You can’t go wrong with glasses.
- I’ve always had a thing for girls in uniform. Whether she’s a cop (Charleston has a sister who is motorcycle cop “verrry niccce!”) or in military BDUs.
- Freckles. You just can’t go wrong avec freckles. Glasses and freckles may prompt a bit of stalking.
- Girls who read comics.
- A woman who knows sports. Not long after I started dating my girlfriend she shocked me by knowing who Nolan Ryan is.
@Wuyoungforever Agent of M.E., “- I’ve always had a thing for girls in uniform. Whether she’s a cop (Charleston has a sister who is motorcycle cop “verrry niccce!”) or in military BDUs.”
Word . . . especially if its a fine officer. Damn! Thinking about my old enlisted fantasies.
@Wuyoungforever Agent of M.E., Dude you got one I forgot to add to my list but freckles will do it for me.
@Wuyoungforever Agent of M.E., cosign on the freckles…so sexy….
@Wuyoungforever Agent of M.E.,
- Girls who read comics.
As if you couldn’t tell by my screenname, I definitely cosign.
@ComicBookGuy, If you converse with a girl about how/why Batman is a douche and she understands then my friend your day has been made.
@ComicBookGuy, well I’m in school for Media Arts and Animation and I like the DC and Marvel Comics. I get this from my daddy! People don’t take time to appreciate comics or even who does the storyboard for animated movies. Comics are somewhat peaceful!
woman with a set of nice wide hips….. and a deep dip
glasses +20
@kingpinenut,
woman with a set of nice wide hips….. and a deep dip
lol, remember this is supposed to be non-sexual things and sh*t
@The Champ,
“non-sexual things’ that right there is my problem…..
ain’t nothin a grown ass woman does NON sexual…..
@kingpinenut, @ The Champ,
I think kingpinenut has a point there.
@Stank-0,
he does. we’re still supposed to at least try and sh*t, though
I a the span of a man’s shoulders, especially if he walks tall. He doesn’t have to be tall but it says alot about his confidence.
@Nellie,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
In the summer when a guy wears shorts that stop at his knees, and I can look at his calfs. Something about the perfect shaped calfs on a guy is very sexy.
Dress/work pants. They way they fit on a guy around his waist and butt.
It was mentioned above, but a man with a beard or a goatee.(groomed of course) I just love that.
Lips, I just love a guy with some juicy lips that just makes me wanna kiss them. I can’t stand thin lips.
Strong masculine hands. I will def. notice a guys hands. I went on a date with a guy that had hands that were small especially compared to his body and it threw me off and freaked me out. Needless to say I didn’t like that.
A strong back and also a strong/masculine facial features.
@Deeds,
Strong masculine hands. I will def. notice a guys hands. I went on a date with a guy that had hands that were small especially compared to his body and it threw me off and freaked me out
this reminds me of a friend from high school that we used to call “t-rex” cause his hands were so small
@Deeds,
Something about the perfect shaped calfs on a guy is very sexy.
I never used to notice calves back then, but nowadays? Whoo Lawd!
@Sula,
My calves obsession on men begin when I was 7 and noticed the calves on my Ken doll…. lol.
@Made In Hawaii,
when I was 7 and noticed the calves on my Ken doll…. lol.
See what Mattel does to children??? It ain’t right!
Oh yea, nice teeth. I just love straight white teeth. A major turn off is when guys but that shat in there mouth, grills and stuff.
Love a man with a slight overbite & big ears… Guess that is why my ex favors Bill Bellemy.
What can get me everytime is a man with a sexy azz walk. Nothing like watching a man walk down the street & he has a sexy walk. Not the old pimp walk where they dragging knuckles on the ground.
@Brown iii s,
yes. the walk. omg. might incite an unexpected follow. lol
Wrap dresses
Heeled boots
Dimples in a smile
A blushing woman
Some short hair styles that have it shaved in the back (CNN Jacque Reid comes to mind)
@Shawn Smith,
Some short hair styles that have it shaved in the back (CNN Jacque Reid comes to mind)
this does it for me too…but the short-do isnt for everybody. some chicks get em and look like one of the characters from aliennation
@Shawn Smith,
“A blushing woman”
I think this is an amazing thing to see if she’s very dark skinned. Sure you can’t see her turn red like a lighter toned girl, but you damn sure know what’s going on!
“things that make me much more randy than they probably should”
Glasses/beard (or any facial hair) combo
Vocabulary
dimples (cheek or chin)
eyelashes
full/ half sleeve tattoos (especially the Polynesian style)
@miss t-lee,
Oh how could i forget the tatts, damn that ish is sexy esp if it’s a brthers arm, neck, ohh…
And yes the beard and glasses combo is too sexy.
@miss t-lee,
Oh how could i forget the tatts, damn that ish is sexy esp if it’s a brthers arm, neck, ohh…
And yes the beard and glasses combo is too sexy.
And hell yes to the dimples.
@miss t-lee,
“dimples (cheek or chin)”
I LOVE a chin dimple. Just want to grab it and rub it with my thumb. SO chexy.
@Cheekie,
Yep!!!
@miss t-lee,
One of my platonic male friends has chocolatey dimples in his cheeks and everytime he smiles, I just wanna sit in his lap and kiss them.
Okay, nix the platonic part. He sexxxy.
@8th Wonder,
Ooooh girl. That sounds niiice. Real niiiice.
Men with soft hands. Like you touch them and just know ‘this man knows what lotion is!’
Glasses with square frames. Don’t know why, but the square shape is somehow sexier than others.
Good diction. That sh!t will set me over the edge!
@SmileByNature,
Glasses with square frames. Don’t know why, but the square shape is somehow sexier than others.
i should have made that clearer in my post. other types of frames are cool, but square frames are just…damn
welcome and sh*t, btw
You about to turn vsb.com into a hook up website…lol
But my list is:
1. A man with big nice hands. Manicure optional, but if his nails are clean, his fingers long.. and his hands big and wide… many many fantasies run through my mind.
2. Nice legs.. I call them basketball legs.. Just long and lean..
3. A nice a**… just big and round..lol… (not big and hippy like that guy in the episode of Girlfriends)
4-4a. A man playing the piano… A man with a beautiful voice… (if only Ruban Studdard didn’t look like he did)
5. A dark skinned man with neat and tidy dreads.
6. Confidence.
7. A black man that loves his black women and it shows in everything he does… something so beauiful about that
8. Does Reggie Bush or Idris Elba count??
@JumpOnIt, uh 7 kinda knocks half of 8 out… sorweee
@Yeah…SO?!,
LOL! True. You know who I always had a crush on because you can tell he loves black women? Heavy D. Random as hell, and I never thought he was sexy in the looks department, but you could get the hint from his music back then that he must have a bunch of sisters or some good ones in his life.
@RocktheCatbox, that’s so crazy- cuz I always liked him too but not like wanted to get with him forreal forreal, but like I might consider it if the lighting was right and I had enough to drink… never knew where that feeling came from- Thanx Rock!- lol
@Yeah…SO?!,
I knooow but he’s so hot, just so hot! Especially in that Like A Boy video
@JumpOnIt, Ok for the record- that Essence cover made me do a dubble-take like “GOT-D@MN”, but after that second glance I thought about KKKardashian and wanted to vomit… *shrugs*
@JumpOnIt,
“8. Does Reggie Bush or Idris Elba count??”
They always count. In everything. They are relevant in EVERYTHING. Like, if you are talking about politics, drop Reggie and Idris in the convo. Talking about paint drying? Say, “I wish Idris and Reggie would paint my house…at night…wearing only boxers” Totally relevant to any and everything.
*daydreams for a minute*
@Cheekie,
Damn Reggie Bush, damn him. I still have that pic of him in GQ half out of a sweater with nothing underneath but tight, young, sculpted body. I hate that Kim Kardassy gets to have all that meat lay on top of her couple times a week. F my life.
@RocktheCatbox,
I hate that Kim Kardassy gets to have all that meat lay on top of her couple times a week. F my life.
This made me laugh for real. Lol!
@JumpOnIt,
You about to turn vsb.com into a hook up website…lol
lol at “about to”. in the past year and a half, vsb.com has sponsored more hook-ups than jersey shore
@The Champ, lol at “about to”. in the past year and a half, vsb.com has sponsored more hook-ups than jersey shore
LMAO…i can’t! I’m from Jersey…one of my friends from high school and I (she’s Filipino) were talking about how we went to school w/ the Jersey Shore cast. Those 2520′s were exactly like that!
@JumpOnIt, Idris Elba = enuff said… fine to my life!!!
A raspy voice, think DMX, especially when he was doing all that barking. GOOD LAWD!!!
@Smanakins,
Amen! lol
@Smanakins,
You know what I have always had a slight crush on DMX, and I can’t even explain where it comes from… I always feel like he is sooo misunderstood… Lol!
I love a Tall, Chocolate brotha with nice shoulders…..he doesn’t have to be chocolate really. Im very fair skinned so anything darker than me is sexy…think, of Idris Elba or Boris Kodjoe…but I like swagga to on the strength of someone like Lorenz Tate or Shemar Moore……I love a man who can dance with confidence….who isn’t afraid to get sweaty on the dance floor…..a man who can make me laugh. I know none of this is really unusual…but, I can’t stand a man with a beard..he will NEVER be able to get it….go shave that thing. Uggg.
@QueenT,
lol, dont all of the men you mentioned have beards?
@The Champ, Do they? I don’t mind a goatee, thats really sharp and shaped up. I guess, Im talking about those Santa Claus beards like they rock in philly…..I know its a religious thing but I cannot stand it.
- Nice eyebrows. I don’t know what it is about a man with thick yet defined eyebrowns that just gets me.
- Eyelashes. I looooooove a guy with long eyelashes… Don’t know what it is
- Nice lips. Enough said.
- Facial hair. I love a man with well groomed facial hair.. I especially love when they have the kind of the 5 o’clock shadow thing going on but neatly trimmed…
- Deep/nice voices. Some guys have really deep voices and other guys while it may not be deep it just has that smooth velvety sound…. you know the guy where just the sound of his voice gets the juices flowing.. the kind of voice where they could say almost anything to you and you just melt
Broad shoulders. Kinda speaks for itself. Kind of like the pinnacle of manliness and lots of testosterone
Nice hands. Ugh I love me some nice, strong slightly rough looking manly hands. I hate when guys have dainty or chubby hands, so unmanly. And they cant be too soft either.. its like ninja do some hard work in your life!! (And better have some veins in your forearms too!! lol)
A few honorable mentions that either have no logic behind them and/or require no explanation: left handed guys, guys with long hair (dreads, NEAT braids, etc), the fitted thermal/jeans/boots look and guys with tattoos
P.S. Hey Champy i must say youve really been on point lately…. better tell PJ to step his game up lol
@BKSweetheart, Beautiful eyes, and yes naturally long eye lashes very nice on men
@BKSweetheart, I like them veins in the forearm too.
@Deeds,
yep.
@BKSweetheart,
loves left-handed men!!
man i feel less and less abnormal the more i read VSB. thank goodness. lol
@BKSweetheart,
“Eyelashes. I looooooove a guy with long eyelashes… Don’t know what it is”
You are the second woman I’ve heard this from. Last month when I went for my eye exam the woman that was testing me was complementing on my eye lashes. I really didn’t know how to take it.
Here’s my list:
1. I love a woman in a baseball cap with her ponytail coming out the back.
2. I love “fake” eyelashes (of course, real is always better), but although I hate all other “fakes” (i.e., hair, boobs, butts), those Mr. Snuffleupagus lashes really get a brother.
3. Probably because I’m a personal trainer, any woman sweating will do it. No matter how crazy and exhausted she looks afterward but it does good things for me.
4. Dominicanas (almost ended up divorced after I went to DR lol) but wifey and her girls were admiring the “sights” too, man I love that girl!
@I Don’t Care,
“1. I love a woman in a baseball cap with her ponytail coming out the back.”
Yup.
@AkShone,
the spelman pullback strikes again
Slapping my hand away to pick up the check.
The smell of movie popcorn.
Caribbean accents. The only good thing about Precious was the gold-toothed Yardie. She is the only reason I did not fall asleep in the theater.
Women smoking cigars.
Nice dreads.
Laughs that sound like they are the result of 20 years of smoking a pack a day.
Rooting for villains in movies. A date was saved when my date began to openly root for Obidiah Stane in Iron Man.
@Legendary Dash, “Slapping my hand away to pick up the check.”- boooo,
that counts me out
@Legendary Dash,
“The smell of movie popcorn.”
Wooooow.
This is an interesting one.
@miss t-lee, My mind has made connection between the movies and sex.
I guess I can add math to the list.
@Legendary Dash,
Alright, alright.
Monk’s non-sexual turn-on list:
*If you’re corny and you know it, clap your hands. There’s something about an attractive woman who is comfortable enough in her skin to let her corny side shine…even when out in public. Not goofball-corny where it seems like you’re just desperate for attention, but allowing your playful, quirky tendencies to emerge a bit showing that you don’t take yourself too seriously and making others feel like you’re just cool as shyt to hang out with.
*A wonderful smile. Whether it’s the smile when they’re just being corny (see above), or when they’re laughing at something corny I just said, or that devilish smile when they’re feeling frisky.
*It’s ultra-sexy when a woman ‘gets’ all my random hiphop lyrics or lines from other songs.
*Manners are super sexy. Saying “thank you” after I open a door, “bless you” after I sneeze, and just genuinely treating people in a polite, lady-like way is beautiful.
@Monk, awww… that made my heart smile a lil
@Monk, :–)
@Monk,
I like this list! Mostly because I have 3/4 qualities, but also cause it was so sincere! Thumbs up!
@Monk,
so corny is good? yay!
now that i think about it… i was at a drugstore and my favorite happy dance song, “let’s groove tonight” by EWF came on and i subconsciously started doing said happy dance subtly… this guy followed me out of the store and said that was the most endearing thing he’d seen recently and asked me out. i thought he was mocking me! lol
@Monk,
this…
*If you’re corny and you know it, clap your hands. There’s something about an attractive woman who is comfortable enough in her skin to let her corny side shine…even when out in public. Not goofball-corny where it seems like you’re just desperate for attention, but allowing your playful, quirky tendencies to emerge a bit showing that you don’t take yourself too seriously and making others feel like you’re just cool as shyt to hang out with”
…and this…
*Manners are super sexy. Saying “thank you” after I open a door, “bless you” after I sneeze, and just genuinely treating people in a polite, lady-like way is beautiful.
…are great additions
@Monk,
Awe! Such a sweet list.
How come I only feel special thru this post and it’s comments.
Where are the men like most of you in real life?
If some guy could just become randy by my clumsiness… I’m be officially sexy up in this piece.
Non-sexual things that make me randy….
1. a man in a well-made, tailored suit. I dated a guy who only wore European suits b/c they were cut slimmer. They fit his body so well….
2. a man washing his car.
3. dreads… seriously, I always look twice a a dude with dreads. I looked several times at Weezy at the Grammys, and we all know that dude isn’t the most attractive man. But those dreads make him more attractive than a lot dudes w/o dreads.
4. well-groomed facial hair. love it!!
5. glasses
6. dimples
@N.I.A. lovesthekids, agree with everything except I would say “a man washing MY car”- keep the party goin
@Yeah…SO?!,
I think washing a car together can end up being very sexy.
@Monk,
YES. Need to make this a possible cheap date or some ish. lol
@Monk, Mmmmmhmmmm
@N.I.A. lovesthekids, well groomed facial hair, nice glasses and dimples with a devils grin( chexy yet mysterious and slighty mischievious smile), LAWD, mmmmmmmm
@N.I.A. lovesthekids,
Yeah, what is it about a man washing a car? I luvs it!
Seeing a man take out trash too. *shrug*
Love dimples on some men.
Black men in polos or lacoste wear…call me weird but i love it.non-black guy rocking polo or lacoste does not send any type of spark flying at all. I don’t kno y…
@Tahirah,
maybe you just have a thing for alligators and horses
@Tahirah, mannn I dated this one dude and he always wore polo or lacoste, with banana republic jeans. It just says structure to me and I love it! He also played lacrosse in highschool! I was just like do you wake up in the morning like that (a good thing)!
@Tahirah,
Co-sign. It isn’t even about the name brand…just a well-proportioned man in a polo shirt or rugby is hotness!
sweatpants/track pants….not the kind with the ribbing at the bottom, and not the $9.99 walmart ones either. I think it’s ’cause guys like something loose when things get, uh, tight. and it make me wonder what you’re working with under there….
….’scuse me while I sit here and fan myself…..
@Dee, grey slighty oversized sweat pants are hot on a chexy FIT nucca, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss indeed !!!!!!!
@OrangeStar616, oh yes, they must be grey!
@Dee,
Ok, you got me fanning myself like a Madea on church Sunday. Which is not appropriate considering the topic. But, oh well, that’s how we roll ’round these parts. lol
@I Don’t Care, Addendum
5. Freckles
Stuff that does it to me:
1. drinks beer from the bottle, not a glass
2. thick forearms
3. cufflinks (think James Bond, not Katt Williams)
4. holding one of those professional cameras. Even if he isn’t a real photographer. Holding one of those big-lensed, fancy cameras is so the sex.
5. attractive man with a toothpick in his mouth
6. A young black dad walking down the street with his baby daughter, holding her hand.
7. after work, wearing a loosened tie and no jacket while drinking whiskey.
8. that protective grab around the waist when there’s a scuffle going on. I had one dude do this and then shoot the strong arm out to shield me from some guy who almost bumped into me (like, he heismanned the dude so hard, the guy turned around mad, looked up at the damn near 7 foot giant he was up against and whined, oh, my bad bro and apologized to me.) Hot!
9. this kind of goes along with number 7, but the ability to physcially intimidate white people ESPECIALLY–this just gives me pure joy–just by existing/standing still.
10. Sarcasm and wit, and can take being poked fun of.
11. Has about 3 close, rowdy male friends who will come to a woman’s defense (whether it’s helping me move or if I get in an argument with a jerk who gropes me at the bar).
12. Knows how to end a relationship and sever ties with an ex without being a dick.
…combine all of this with a well-used gym membership it’s on like donkey kong. I also wanted to say a big swinging dick but I won’t because the rules are non-sexual shit.
@RocktheCatbox, dis girl GOOOOOOD! Co-sign co-sign co-sign!!!!!
@Yeah…SO?!,
LOL. Damn, my list and others make me wonder are black women disproportionately attracted to brolic-ass alpha males? Most of my white girlfriends will date emo skinny dudes and when it comes to marriage, they of course choose a short, fugly baldie from a “good family” who has bank. They tell me they’re scared of the type of men I date (insert side eye here). I’m sure it’s a cultural thing. Somebody should do a fake study on it.
@RocktheCatbox, that just sounds insecure to me… I mean naturally what you’re attracted to someone else will be as well, but for me to marry the opposite out of fear- uh PUH-LEEZ, I’m no chopped-liver my d@mn self so if anyone should be worried it’s him… *wink*
@Yeah…SO?!,
Very true. AND they need to find someone to pay for the botox. I learned everything I need to know about white women from watching real housewives of orange county!
@RocktheCatbox, ok- dat show right there is a hot d@mn mess… and Lynne is a waste of existence (if that’s possible)
@RocktheCatbox, “Damn, my list and others make me wonder are black women disproportionately attracted to brolic-ass alpha males? Most of my white girlfriends will date emo skinny dudes and when it comes to marriage, they of course choose a short, fugly baldie from a “good family” who has bank. They tell me they’re scared of the type of men I date (insert side eye here). I’m sure it’s a cultural thing. Somebody should do a fake study on it.”
“AND they need to find someone to pay for the botox”
LMAO @ doing a fake study and needing someone to pay for botox…. Girrrrrrll the brolic alpha male types have been the death of me. But imma bout to get my white girl on in a minute… someone has to pay for the tummy tuck and lipo after the baby LOL.
@RocktheCatbox,
“They tell me they’re scared of the type of men I date (insert side eye here)”
they can’t take deal with bein
different…it’s rare to find a white chick that can…
@RocktheCatbox,
Somebody should do a fake study on it.
lol, i think i did this already on here yesterday
@RocktheCatbox, I have to Concur all through-out and I am SOOOOOOO sincere, dayum!!!!!!
A fit well proportioned HARD body whoa, not swole but fit and athleticthink a WR or Safety in NFL with a ruggedly handsome face *flashes back to Santonio Holmes naked shower pic*…I’mma have to go back outside in the snow SMH
@OrangeStar616,
see…you’re going to get me in trouble at work! Yeah that NFL WR body..the tight end body…the linemen…the quarterback…hell a kicker if he’s fine in the face….
can get it.
@RocktheCatbox,
Non-sexual my ass…nothing like a big d#@k to make you randy.
@JumpOnIt, co-mutha-fukin-sign
@Yeah…SO?!,
Yeah. and well groomed/smells good. something is to be said for a nice conservative manscaping in the nether area. (unless you are a homaux-sexical go-go dancer, I dont want to see your pubic hair in no damn shapes)
@RocktheCatbox, bwahahahaha, I had to read it a couple a times to make sure I was “hearing” you correctly but- uhn huh true dat, nuthin too fancy
@JumpOnIt,
I promise you!
@RocktheCatbox,
“1. drinks beer from the bottle, not a glass”
Mmmhmm. It think it’s the same for dudes with women, too. I don’t even like beer all that much (and if I do, it’s gotta be light), but I definitely take advantage of the flirty and chexy way a chick can drink a bottle of beer by turning that ish up, slowly pulling away (making that suck sound…lol)…all with the bedroom eyes. It be some x-rated subtle ish going on at my work parties. lol
“5. attractive man with a toothpick in his mouth”
MMM YES. Of course, the reverse of this “a fug man with a toothpick in his mouth” is extra creepy. Always gruntin’ and ish. WTF, hush up with that mess.
@Cheekie,
You said the suck sound.
*FLASHBACK*
and I’m through.
@Cheekie, “making that suck sound”- *side grin* d@mn we can be evil… I love it
@RocktheCatbox,
like you reached in my brain and pulled out the perfect man!!
cosigning, squared.
@RocktheCatbox,
great list, very in depth and thorough lol.
but about half the list are things i find “attractive”. the other half i def find sexy and turn ons. either way, loved it!!
@RocktheCatbox,
I will say it again. I like you. We can either always go out together or never go out together… Lol!
@Sula,
Girl. I like you back. We can do this. Meet me back here in 20 mins. You wear your tailored shirt and stilettos, I’ll wear my glasses and a wifebeater. Hide your boyfriends!
@RocktheCatbox,
Damn- co-sign on all of it. Esp. no .8 -Lol@ shoots out the strong arm. Gotta love that protective ish, esp when a dude looks like he can f#ck ish up!!!
Oh and no.12- i hate that dissapearing act shyte- men need to learn how to just break up with a girl.
oh and red hair….dunno what it is….
i havent read the other comments yet so hopefully my list doesnt look exactly like some one’s above…
but things that make Gemmy much more randy than they probably should are:
-straight, white teeth w/ no gaps in between
not that i have anything against a brotha with spaces between his teeth, but a brotha with perfect, tightly packed teeth (without being jagged and overlapping) just does something special to my secret places
-deep, rolling laughs
even if im the one being laughed at, i get misty (as karen walker would say “down there” hehe) at a hearty, from the belly, chuckle
-the raising of a thick, naturally arched eyebrow
idk what it is, but a man with nice eyebrows who raises a quizzical brow at me just makes me tingle
-neatly manicured hands
read: soft w/ clean, cut short nails
-ties
esp ones i tied (double windsor) in the morning and will later untie at the end of the day
-white tee + white socks + basketball shorts + house slippers
= super sessy attire. add in the “i just played ball outside for a few hours so im kinda funky” scent and im melted from the inside out
@Gem of the Ocean, I have to cosign this whole list
The baritone in a nuccas laugh mmmmmmmmmmm,
a dudes natural scents even a lil musk, ahhh the phermones from the right dude is like a true nautral aphrodisiac, no bs smell/natural scent huge for me..I either loves it or I don’t and that determines alot
Black or tan thermal. (navy blue or any other color just doesn’t cut it)
Flannel pajamas. (preferably black and/or red)
Under Armour.
A wink from across the room.
Big Arms.
A slow, confident walk.
A kiss on the forehead.
White hair on an older black man.
Low cuts, with waves
And YES to guys that read…
@Brenda, co-sign on the walk, thats at once strong chexy confident and distingushed
@Brenda, A kiss on the forehead.
swoon…
@Brenda,
“A kiss on the forehead.”
Mmm, I know in “The Best Man” chicks were saying it was a dealbreaker but from the right guy? There’s something so chexy and intimate about it. *swoon-city*
Ok I’m a sap sucka for the following:
A nice smile.
Bald Heads
Tall Guys
Flawless skin, extra points if it’s soft.
A man that works with his hands, like a plumber without the crack, carpenter, or a drummer(Travis from Blink 182 could get it).
On that note a musicians but no homos, it something about a man that can strap a guitar between his legs and play it. OH Lenny Kravitz!!!
Deep raspy voices!!!
Strong well defined arms.
Poets and writers
A great walk like Denzel’s or even President Obama
Because I don’t offend easily, I love a straightshooter save the BS for the other chicks.
@TiP, *clutches pearls* I was just watching a vid of Travis Barker yesterday playing the drums…damnit if he didn’t get me moisted. The drums are my fav instrument (I used to play)…plus that lil skinny YT w/ all them tats….*crosses legs*
@La Bakir,
Co-sign this. I love me some drummers. I remember going to a Blink 182 concert in high school and he was drumming on this cool-ass contraption that made it flip upside and the mofo was STILL bangin that ish. Made my vajayjay faint.
@Cheekie, LMAO @ your vajayjay fainting….I may have to use that term…w/ all credit given to you of course
I had no idea my laugh could turn chicks on. No. idea. at. all.
I’m told on the regular that I have a hearty, booming, infectious laugh.
I’ve gotta cosign on the entire list though. Angular glasses? Yes ma’am.
The nape of a chick’s neck? Yessir.
I’ve holla’d at a chick who hit me with the the seated arched back stretch. The shirt comes up just enough to give a peek at the stomach? Yessir.
Smell is incredibly powerful with me too. I don’t particularly care what a woman wears, as long as it matches well with her body chemistry. I’m not going to put her perfume on blast, but I hounded a female friend of mine until she told me what fragrance she wore on the regular. I hadn’t smelled anything like it prior to, and it made me want to do bad things to her. Definitely the scent of a woman.
Basically there is a quality I would describe as understated elegance as well, and if a chick exudes that feeling, I’m probably digging her. Quiet confidence usually goes hand in hand with this particular characteristic. I can’t quantify it as a single action, but, I definitely know it when I see it.
@Shay,
[likes this]
@Shay, Regal. would be that last characteristic would it not???
@OrangeStar616,
I wouldn’t even quantify it as regal. Regal has a connotation of being overt and pronounced. It’s just a certain je ne sais quoi. The chick that’s able to pull this off typically has a coy smile, to boot.
Nice arms, muscular with LARGE veins…..
I know i said fit in my co-signage but Strong Pecs/chest and back, ohhhhhhh and just all over fit, strong legs/thighs well proportioned etc, nothing like a Chocolate Adonis, so hard to forget the one I still love..
Accents..smooth voices
Confidence, Confidence, Confidence. balanced with lots of humilty
intelligence, academic and hood scholars
Like Monk said someone who can be silly wit me, Play and have fun, I’m a highly imaginative girl, full of wonderment etc,my world is full of color and pixie dust LOL
someone with personality off the beaten path/original folk
humorous
@OrangeStar616,
Nice arms, muscular with LARGE veins…..
so basically, no smack heads?
@The Champ, you be lunchin LOL
bow legs
swimmer builds *shivers* Phelps body is sick
ball player legs….slender w/o being extremely bony
nice…straight…relatively white teeth
a man who reads…something other than hip hop magazines, playboy, and maxim. preferably a book.
a man who works out. one of the things i miss about my ex is our work out sessions together.
a guy who listens to old school music…and if he can sing a lil something..lawd have mercy
@La Bakir,
“a man who works out. one of the things i miss about my ex is our work out sessions together.”
can’t do that….a fine woman spottin me on the press….is my death.
@kingpinenut, LMAO! Uh yeah right at the thought of me spotting someone. Nah, we’d go running together…mostly cardio, ya know? Running the bleachers, jump rope…then we’d do our own thing b/c he was training for football and had to do certain ish.
@La Bakir,
then there’s the …
“is she your woman?” “can i get her number”
man get the F out my face…i’m workin out!
@kingpinenut, LOL! Oh cut it out! It’s fun…you should try it
@kingpinenut,
Yeah, hard to press out a decent rep if she’s spottin u, and *cough* certain parts of her anatomy are hovering over your face….
And with free weights, too? Cracked sternum and broken ribs, man…
@DG,
sound like you been there too….lol
@La Bakir,
running outdoors and doing cardio with my ex remains one of the only things i miss about him. lol
LESSON OF THE DAY: wear my glasses more often!
I never thought of then as being chexy unless part of a naughty library kind of get up or something.
@OftenConfused,
Hells yeah. I only wear glasses to work, but now that I read this…I plan to post up at the bar with em and make some men moist.
@RocktheCatbox,
smh…wrong ass HELL
keep on keepin….
@RocktheCatbox,
Do that, ladies. It will be like a magnet for you.
@OftenConfused,
“LESSON OF THE DAY: wear my glasses more often!”
Sheeeeeeeeit, if that ain’t a lesson I don’t know what is. I never needed glasses until I started working in front of a computer 9-5, then when I got my wire-rims, I started getting more attention…and different kind of attention, too. It was glorious. Still is.
Rock them glasses. Especially if they compliment your face well (which your eye doctor is supposed to be up on that ish…my eye doctor nailed it on the first dayum try).
@Cheekie, Yeah when i was young girl I knew I was gonna rock the specs in my thirties, with a pin up or whateva, they go nice with some of my hats too..I have a neutral Bvlgari frame with Swarovski Crystals and another Bellinger wire and Tortoise shell pair very nice, the Lady who helped me picked out my frames knew her sh*t!!!!!
@Cheekie,
Correction: Apparently glasses don’t make you smarter because I didn’t meant to say wire-rims…they’re black rims. There’s a difference. Sorry, had a brain fart there…probably because I hadn’t eaten lunch yet.
I may have to go buy a new pair! The ones I have now are nice but they’re wire frames. Seems like the thicker frames are what do the trick
.
I only wear my glasses around the house and on long trips (hate to sleep in contacts and if a trip is 6+ hrs and I’m not the driver I’m going to sleep)
That slight peep of a pair of dress socks when a man sits down and don’t let them coordinate with the outfit he has on…I’m dddoooonnneee!!
Cuff links
That oh so crisp shape up that extends to his beard
A man who knows the inside of a Cobbler Shop…impressive
@Smiley Face,
“That oh so crisp shape up that extends to his beard”
*thumbs up*
oh yeah a straight up HETEROSEXUAL male is very super sexy!!!!
1. Thick eyebrows. If he is of a darker complexion and has even darker eye brows and well groomed facial hair -deep sigh-
2. A man who knows how and when to hold me without any direction.
3. I like watching a man with a healthy appetite eat. Just devouring good food and loving it. Sexy!
4. A man who is affectionate
5. A man who loves and is protective of the women in his family without hesitation. *Midnight by Sister Souljah
6. A man who is good with children, especially if he is respected and loved by his younger, siblings, cousins, nieces, nephews etc.
7. A beautiful smile with beautiful teeth.
8. A confident man with a silent swagger.
9. A guy who looks at you so intently and with such sincerity while you speak you forget what you were saying/his stare stops you mid sentence
10. A man who knows who knows who he is and is content.
@Safera,
3. I like watching a man with a healthy appetite eat. Just devouring good food and loving it. Sexy
so going to the ole country buffet is like watching p*rn for you, huh?
@The Champ, Yup! Pours gravy over Sunday dinner and watches all the sexy men at the table eat. Smirk.
I heart this site
@The Champ, That made me laugh! Maybe there’s a correlation between a hearty appetite for food and good lovin? *Hand in chin with a smug grin* I think I might be on to something.
What’s that saying? “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
“things that make me much more randy than they probably should”
1) The way a shapely or thick woman’s thigh spreads when she is sitting down
2) Women with glasses
3) women with nice sculpted calves. I don’t mean a woman with calves like a ninja turtle or a woman with cankles. If you look at Melyssa Ford’s calves you can see what I’m talking about.
4) the way jeans fit some women. when they are tight around the thigh and a huge gap around the waist. Or when some chics wear a belt and their jeans sit below their belt.
5) women in business attire. especially when it seems like all of their curves are about to bust out of their clothes. They try to hide the curves but they fail miserably at it.
6) Back in the day I use to like when a chic with wide hips and @ss would sit in a chair and her @ss would spread.
7) Black women with non-North American accents.
@Humble_One,
#1 I hate that about my thighs!!! I’m happy to know it appeals to someone, though.
@Humble_One,
women in business attire. especially when it seems like all of their curves are about to bust out of their clothes. They try to hide the curves but they fail miserably at it.
lol, thats next to impossible, but its funny to see women still try to do this
@Humble_One,
“1) The way a shapely or thick woman’s thigh spreads when she is sitting down”
O_O
This just made my day.
@Humble_One,
“7) Black women with non-North American accents.”
since i was born and raised in dc and i live in the south now, there’s something about a deep southern accent that i love to hear from a woman (deep as in south alabama or mississippi). i do feel you on the non-north american accent though. a black british or black french accent? just talk to me all day. lol
Random question: How do you get a photo posted on here? Like some people have them to the right of their names
@La Bakir, go to gravatar.com. make one on there. it should automatically post a picture wherever you enter your email address.
@Tunde, Thanks!
@La Bakir,
Ok, made a gravatar whatnotty, and my slow ass can’t get it to show. Do I add the link in the text box of the message? letabitchknow.
Thanks!!
@RocktheCatbox, Yeah, I was kinda slow too. You gotta take the http thingamajig and go to your profile on here…and insert it where it says Website.
@LaBakir,
Done..thanks!!
I hope I’m not the only woman in here that can check off everything that turns the champ on except perhaps the money thing cuz that would require speaking to him and that would be far tooo weird.
The only 2 things I can think of that really gets me is the way a man’s back muscles clenches when he’s getting it in. Oh and the way water runs down well defined pecs, and abs. dear gawd!
@lulu,
speak to deez
@The Champ,
what does ‘deez’ mean? i haven’t got a clue.
@lulu, a fit mans back is by far the sexiest part of the male physique IMO…..
*need to go take a water break*
Not sure if this has been said…but…when I see a man in only boxers and they hang ever so slightly off his hips and you can see the “V”…..OMG…that ish is sooooooooo sexy….
And another thing, if a man is *ahem* well endowed and you can see a slight bulge…oh yeah…*nods to self*
@Complex Simplicity, YESSSSS…very D’Angelo “How does it feel”-esque
“i actually did tell angie about the crush when i saw her at a nightclub several years ago. her reply? “wow. you’re not going to believe this but i felt the same way about you“. she then told me that she was pregnant.
i’ve lived a strange life.”
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok.
I guess I can’t add nice cologne to the list because it seems automatically sexual, but dammit if that doesn’t top the cake on doing bad things to me, then…
Anyhow. On to the list.
Cheekie’s Randy List:
1. Glasses on a “hood” dude. There’s just something about seeing a dude swag-walking down the street in some baggy jeans and timbs, sit down then all of a sudden put some eyeglasses on. It takes me aback like a mofo. All jarring and ish. Like, “WTF, I wasn’t expecting that…mmmm *swoon*”.
2. A man referencing Family Guy.
3. A deep, booming laugh.
4. A broken smile…meaning that side smirk kinda smile. That simple thing is probably right up there with the cologne. *quivers*
@Cheekie,
“2. A man referencing Family Guy.”
- i def feel you on this. i love family guy. this past episode when meg got sent to jail and she came home and was punking her whole family. *dead* i also look at a woman a certain way when she references anchorman, superbad, talladega nights, etc.
@Tunde,
See, you just doing that made me e-faint.
@Tunde,
…on that ass like a spider-monkey!!
@Tunde, Oh sweet baby Jesus… it goes both ways lol
@Cheekie,
Had no idea that my side smirk got’em too. Findin’ all types of ish out today.
@Shay,
Yeah, I’m kinda mad our secrets are getting blown (we try so hard to cover up when we’re quivering inside sometimes…lol), but I say we’re equal since both sides of the gender fence are sharing.
“non-sexual things that make me much, much more randy”
#1. It’s the facial hair around the lips… if your facial hair is groomed and perfectly frames those lips.. good laaaawwwd it’s like… well, I’m pretty new here, so let’s just say I like it – a lot.
I can be at the spot, see the hair/lip combo, then slide in to watch them suck the straw, curl around a bottle, move when he speaks… and then if he has a voice… one of those I know who the f*ck I am and what I bring voices… *done*. Just reel me in…
@Melanie,
welcome and sh*t
i’m going to have to co-sign on the glasses thing.
here’s more that i would add:
-a woman’s calf muscle when she has on heels and say a pencil skirt.
-long (natural) eyelashes
-a slender woman’s collar bone area. makes me just want to kiss that area. hmmmm.
-a woman who sort of glides when she walks. i love sexy walks.
@Tunde,
-a slender woman’s collar bone area. makes me just want to kiss that area. hmmmm
yeah, thats another thing that makes me want to bite it
Is this non-sexual stuff or something else?
Cause the thing that really does it for me is that lower back curve right about the butt. No tramp stamp please. Just pretty dark skin with slight hint of buttocks and I’m ready for the get down.
I’ve also always been a sucker for perky nips.
Non-sexual?
I like a chick with big natural hair, particularly if it’s bouncing around as she walks.
Sweat pants are a big turn on as well. And boots. Not just the ones with big heels, just boots in general on a woman. I just learned about this recently, but man I got it bad for boots. I had to go out and cop my wife a couple pairs so I satisfy my looking pleasure at home.
@Big Man,
Is this non-sexual stuff or something else?
it started off as non-sexual, but by the third comment ventured off into “anything’ territory.
I love this site. It reaffirms that women think about men the same way we think about them. Here are some of the subtle things that I find sexy about women.
Glasses…ever since I was a kid
Arch in her back…especially when it leads to a nice booty
A women in a button up shirt, especially one of mine with some panties on
A woman in a white wife beater….with no bra on
Hair – Long, short, highlighted, dreaded, twisted, curly, straight, as long at it is neat and kept, it’s beautiful to me
A chick in a skully…especially with her hair coming out of it. I have always loved that.
Baby tees, especially with comic book characters on it.
Sweaters, tight ones in particular
Slacks and high heals – When women come to the gym in slacks and high heels and are going to change, and they have a nice body, and they know they have a nice body, drives ya boy crazy.
Well spoken women that can have substantive conversations and input – I have met women that can speak well but don’t have sh*t to talk about.
Headbands, the plastic ones – I just love it.
A woman in a nice whip – Seeing in a nice, classy ride like a Range or two door Benz, and she is bad as hell, man…..
Hair in a bun or a ponytail….especially when the ponytail is laying over her shoulder
Love a foreign accent on a black woman but that UK one is like kryptonite
Pretty smile and pretty teeth
A chick that can rock a fitted cap, or one of mine
Class/manners can go a long way in getting a woman’s clothes ripped off
A woman that can talk about hip hop, not hip pop, not what’s on the radio. Good, substantive hip hop music from all areas of the country
Stretch marks on a nice round booty
Girls that can play games like Halo and Call of Duty
Women that were little to no makeup
I know that’s a lot but women, I love y’all. Ya’ll make the world go round.
@ComicBookGuy,
what is with the being able to play games, talk about hip hop, and understand sports.
can i be let off the hook if i’m not american and i never had an older brother?
@lulu,
I can’t hold that against you, lulu. I just happened to be the only boy in a family full of women. My sister got me interested in video games and comic books, my mom and my aunts got me into football and my mom is only person I have never beat in dominoes. I am used to women that are into things that men are majorly into.
These are things that guys are into and talk about with their boys so when they see or meet a woman that is into those things, they go for her.
@ComicBookGuy, … being able to play games, talk about hip hop, and understand sports.
I think that’s part of the reason why my male teenagers I work with respect me so much. I have absolutely no problems out of them. I’ll play Guitar Hero with them…talk about sports…and even recite SOME verses to popular songs with them.
I was a tom boy for in my early teenage years…so yeah, I still retained a bit of those qualities.
@LaBakir,
That is it exactly. I was raised by tomboys, if that makes any sense. My older sister is a big influence on me and she was a tomboy that climbed trees and played Atari with my cousins and my mom was the baby girl, but she was raised on a farm and my uncles were so much older that they taught her how to play pool and about football.
@ComicBookGuy,
well thanks for letting me off the hook. if a dude comes around that wants to expand my sports/vid game knowledge that’s cool.
til, then, my Pacman will continue to die.
@lulu,
As long as you are open and willing to learn about it, he will teach you anything you want about sports/video games. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could kick my ass in Pac-Man. I still suck at that game.
@lulu,
Years ago, a friend of mine was patient enough to explain to me the rules and regulations of American Football… and I have learned to appreciate the sport very much… It made me a de facto Saints fan (his team) and I also have to root for the home team (Texans)… Then again, I have always liked Basketball and Football (soccer if you will) so it was an easy switch… but hang in there, the right person will make you appreciate curling if you keep an open mind.
@Sula,
the mind is open always.
so ummm any takers? hahhaa
@ComicBookGuy, Makes complete sense. I guess I should add to my list being competitive. Not OD competive like dude from Wedding Crashers…but likes to have fun…while winning,lol
@ComicBookGuy,
Women that wear little to no makeup
Cosign…wish more women knew/did this…makeup has its place, but it’s to accent what’s there, not cover it up. Women who wear a lot of make-up or make-up all the time scare me…like she maybe hiding something.
@DG,
Like the fact that they could be a man.
@ComicBookGuy,
Yes, the presence of a penis is a concern, yes…
@ComicBookGuy,
Ahh, 2 points to a man that can appreciate my Wonder Woman t-shirt!
@8th Wonder,
You would get mad props over here, my dear.
What does it for me is…
An attractive lady who is down-to-earth…without all the “I know I look good” or “mean mugging why are you talking to me” attitude. Especially true if she isn’t afraid to rock a smile and be silly sometimes.
I’m down with freckles, not the overwhelming “Damn, I can’t see your face because of all the freckles kind”, but the more subtle “I can almost count ‘em if I had an hour to kill” kind.
I also enjoy the curly/wavy hair look…kinda like when she gets outta the shower and lets it air dry. (no, not the micro-curls, otherwise known as knaps)
Beyond that, I’m equal opportunity.
@Caballeroso,
Kind of funny how couple of yall have said natural hair…only if it’s that “wavy/curly” stuff. I know ninjas like what they like, and there are plenty men that adore my hair (which is that knappy stuff, in its big, gorgeous knappy state) but. still damn! Don’t you know every time a black man says he hates knappy hair Sasha and Malia cry? LOL.
[waits for somebody's to post about how light skin turns them on].
@RocktheCatbox,
LOL at light skin.
but yes, the fro, whether i’m wearing it curly wash-n-goish or big and cottony… always gets looks/comments of adoration.
@RocktheCatbox,
I like a big bush if it looks cute. It doesn’t have to be crazy curly, it can just be a regular Angela Davis and do it for me.
But I don’t those Afros that are all out of shape and funny looking, and look like they haven’t been combed or dealt with for months. Just doesn’t do it for me.
@Big Man,
I dig it. Consider tho that a woman you would approach at an afterwork event, a bar full of other sexy people, or a professional function would probably not have this type of ‘fro. A crackhead, a college student the day after binge drinking, a patchouli/hackeysackey pothead and a homeless person probably would.
@RocktheCatbox,
LOL while i get your point, ive seen plenty of professional sistas with crazy lookin “natural” ‘fro-y hair (just as much as ive seen plenty of prof sistas with crazy lookin permed/weaved/wigged hair). you dont have to be a crackhead, college student or homeless to look a damn mess with naturally nappy happy hair (or substitute [permed/weaved/wigged]
nm
@RocktheCatbox,
Yes, true. If you arent any of those things (crackhead et al.) but your hair is raggedy…well I’m just gonna call you a crackhead. Even if you’re a lawyer. You’re a damn crackhead.
@RocktheCatbox, yeah, I noticed the same thing about the men saying they love natural hair – but only the Joan Clayton or Freddie from A Different World kind. And I got kinks. Its cool though, I’ve met plenty of men that love the kinks and naps. To each his own. However, every time a black man says he hates knappy hair Sasha and Malia cry is my current Facebook status. LMAO!
@Yonnie3k, Yup…the type of hair that is usally a result of mixed lineage.
@Yonnie3k,
Heehee. Funny things: natural hair always needs to be qualified (“just so you bitches know, it must be clean and kempt, because it normally ain’t”). Do you know how many dead-looking, overwraught relaxers exist in the world? That itty biddy overprocessed ponytail (dare I say it, the Spelman pullback, depending on the woman, can be dreadful). Never heard a dude say, well I don’t mind relaxers, as long as it’s well-kept, cuz it’s assumed straight hair is, well, done just by definition. Funny thing.
Totally cool to say you like Freddie and Joan’s hair texture (it’s true. them hoes’s hair is sexy!) when you don’t add any combination of.. “but I shole hate that kotdamn nappy shit! anything but that! lawwwdy jesus but my chirrens need good hair!” …or something. LOL
@RocktheCatbox,
“[waits for somebody's to post about how light skin turns them on]”
lol
@RocktheCatbox,
[waits for somebody's to post about how light skin turns them on].
lol, and exactly how would this be different from the 150 or so comments today extolling the virtues of dark-skinned men?
@The Champ,
*closes piano*
@miss t-lee, LMAO @ *closes piano*!! Is this anything like Larry Fishburne in The Color Purple, b/c that is exactly what came to mind.
@ Yonnie3k,
That was exactly what I was going for…good job!
*time to go…
@miss t-lee,
*dead*
@miss t-lee,
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!
I quit you for this!
@miss t-lee,
“*closes piano*”
Okay, you win the entire day of February 3, 2010 for this comment. I’m DONE with you!!! LMFAO!!
@ Cheekie, et al,
Sorry guys…ya’ll know erry now and again the inner goofy starts showing…lol
@miss t-lee,
I’m crying laughing….
@miss t-lee, dammit i luv black people, lol.
@The Champ,
It isn’t entirely different, just that nagging bit of hair texture (when it’s wavy over knap) hierarchy becomes something of a bigger bitch when you have an aesthetics convo about female beauty when black men and women get together. It’s true that Reggie Bush is making things hard for the Christopher Williamses of the world. For the record, when it comes to men, I don’t even see color.
…I see dick size.
@RocktheCatbox,
For the record, when it comes to men, I don’t even see color.
…I see dick size
………………………………
@RocktheCatbox,
I won’t be that VSB. I likes ‘em dark.
My friend had a theory about that, based on your mother’s skin tone and your (dis)like. There were other variables but my preference held true. Mama Stank-0=light. Stank-0′s preference=dark.
I’ll call it the Oedipus Colorstruck Corrolary.
@Stank-0,
I’ll call it the Oedipus Colorstruck Corrolary.
::snickers… loudly::
The Champ, what happened to that VSB dictionary?
@Stank-0,
Since your oedipus colorstruck condition works in my favor, I am all for that shit.
[eartha kitt-like purr]
@Caballeroso, “no, not the micro-curls, otherwise known as knaps”
:-O… that was rude, funny but rude
@Caballeroso, I have Freckles sprinkled across the birdge of my nose/cheeks, think Sade or Luch Lu and I have beauty marks ala Marilyn Monroe, LOL but mine are au naturale
@OrangeStar616, Lucy Lu LOL
@Caballeroso, I think you described me…what you doing Friday??? j/k (unless you’re cute LOL)
* chics that drive big trucks
*chics on motorcycles
*chics that are fresh from the gym
*chics with accents ( from any where except the south because I live in Atlanta)
*chics that wear nice dress slacks and fly ass heels
The list could go on but I will stop there.
@Fonzarelli,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
@The Champ, Yeah just got put on to the site and I dig it so far most of the stuff sounds like shit I would say
1. A man in a three piece suit…its such a rarity, but when I see it, it always takes my breath away.
2. A sense of humor. If you can make me laugh to the point where I grab my stomach and my eyes water… you should just gon’ head and make your move. You’ve got me right where you want me.
3. A man who can play an instrument.
4. A man who can teach me something – maybe he’s interested in some obscure topic or maybe he just has an impressive vocabulary.
5. A man who loves my natural hair and likes playing in it
6. No tattoos. Again, seems to be such a rarity. If you tell me you have no tattoos, immediately I start to picture you naked.
@Yonnie3k,
6. No tattoos. Again, seems to be such a rarity. If you tell me you have no tattoos, immediately I start to picture you naked.
al sharpton doesnt have any tats, and neither does morgan freeman
:::::shakes fist at the sky::::: DAMN YOU CHAMP!!! I did NOT need that visual!
@The Champ,
That was just wrong.
@The Champ,
No!!!
@Yonnie3k, Oh yeah, and 7) a man that can fix stuff
You learn something new everyday. Didn’t know many dudes were feeling the stretchies (stretch marks). Interesting.
@LaBakir, I did…. tiger stripes anyone, esp the hip/ass area LOL
@LaBakir,
*Thumps up on strechies*
*Double thumps up on your avater*
@ComicBookGuy, aww geez…thanks
@ orange…LOL @ tiger stripes…love it
@ cheekie…yeah…i mean…i have the tiger stripes in the hips/arse area….but i thought dudes didn’t care for them.
@LaBakir,
Them tiger marks are the bizness…have a dude thinking about “Wild Kingdom” and such….I used to growl at my ex’s stretch marks…
@DG, LMAO!!!! You made me think of that scene from “Roll Bounce” where Mike Epps says some ish like “I’ll tame that wild kingdom”
@DG,
I used to growl at my ex’s stretch marks…
Do I know you???
@DG,
“I used to growl at my ex’s stretch marks…”
Mmmm, did you now?
*contemplates on getting DG’s phone number*
@DG,
lmbo! You killin’ me.
@LaBakir,
Me neither. Especially considering how many women obsess over getting rid of them. I feel like I’m watching a “The More Your Know” segment on NBC with a D-list celebrity. I’m so intrigued by this revelation. I mean, it kinda makes sense since the arse stretch marks are a mark of a bigger arse (which is a thumbs up), but the actual marks are kinda gross. But, I love when men appreciate those little things. lol
@Cheekie,
I mean, it kinda makes sense since the arse stretch marks are a mark of a bigger arse (which is a thumbs up)
I don’t about the other VSBs on here, but that is the reason exactly why I like stretch marks and don’t understand why women obsess on getting rid of them. That is exactly the reason why. You get a gold star for that one.
@ComicBookGuy,
LOL..Mr Mister told me this in high school…like “gggrrr it’s a sign of thangs growing! no hush your mouth so i can concentrate on the growing things! “
@Smiley Face,
Hilarious. A curvy black woman with stretch marks is a thing of beauty for real.
oh, i know i’ve commented way too much today… but can i add…
a man whom has a big heart/humanitarian nature?
like, i have a friend who in the summer, cuts this old lady’s grass every saturday morning at the buttcrackage of dawn, and in the winter, he shovels. just because she goes to his church and he saw the need.
can you say dewy-ness all in the netherlands? yes.
@Muze, *moisted*
@LaBakir, ditto….
@Muze,
ah…
Like Champ I have a thing for men with glasses that stems from a crush in my youth. The object of my affection lived in the house with a yard adjacent to ours positioned in such a way that I had an excellent view of whatever he was doing when he was outside. I’d watch him out there mowing the grass with the reflection off his glasses glowing in the sun and I would just melt. But I never had enough nerve to tell my neighbor I had a crush on him and now I think he’s married. …sigh….but my affection for nerdy (in a cool way) looking guys, especially the one’s with glasses, lives on.
@klysha,
this sounds like the premise for an episode of the red shoe diaries
I have my own fetish but its not glasses, my friends say its random but I don’t care…
There is nothing sexier than a black man in slacks. All he has to do is put them on with the right pair of dress shoes and he can [enter naughty text here]. It doesn’t even matter what color slacks, black, khaki, grey — as long as those slacks are pressed and fit right its over! I can’t breathe right, my heart begins to flutter and I can’t help but stare. Its a good thing I work in a place where jeans are the norm and there’s only one black man because I’d be in trouble.
I think the only thing that I love more are uberconfident smart men in slacks. I once saw this guy in a polo shirt, black slacks and holding a quantum physics book. Good GAWD!
@RemaAtWork,
I once saw this guy in a polo shirt, black slacks and holding a quantum physics book. Good GAWD!
lol, sounds like smart brotha from undercover brotha (one of the most underrated movies of all time)
@The Champ,
…or, if the shirt is pastel, Carlton.
Uncercover brotha has nothing, and I mean nothing, on black dynamite.
@RocktheCatbox,
Uncercover. LMAO! Youknowwhatimean.
Definitely have a thing for men in nice frames! It just add a special something to him. It’s a certain type of frame that I go for though. No circular frames, only rectangular. I wear glasses, too, but not as often as I should. I remember a guy in college stopping me on the strip to tell me I was sexy because I wore glasses. That was the first time I’d heard that, but not the last. Gotta love the plastic frames.
Good post.
@Alisha,
thanks and sh*t
Glasses, huh? Twenty-five years ago, when I was still clubbing I used to wear my glasses to the club, but I took them off when I got there. I always said that I didn’t need to see, I just needed to be seen. Corny, I know.
Anyway, for me a guy with a little extra weight on him is always good. I don’t mean he’s a candidate for The Biggest Loser or anything but I like being wrapped in the arms of a bigger man.
@Michele,
Glasses, huh? Twenty-five years ago, when I was still clubbing I used to wear my glasses to the club, but I took them off when I got there. I always said that I didn’t need to see, I just needed to be seen
i’d do that my first couple years in college, until i got tired of bagging 8′s that ended up being apes when i brought them over
The lip curl…not so much like Elvis…but more like Trey Songz…damnit if he don’t get me everytime with that.
@LaBakir,
Oh, this reminds me…I got nuts for a guy that bites his bottom lip after he says something clever (especially if what he said is a little naughty).
I’m trying to figure out what the lip curl is…?
@lovin’ me, It’s usually accompanied by a smile…a crooked smile where the whole top lip doesn’t come up. just one side…and it kind of curls up. *thinks hard* perhaps it’s just trey’s lips. I tried to find a good picture to show you this..no luck.
@LaBakir,
Yes, yes, I see it now…definitely a turn on, lol
Just thought of another one that’s kinda weird but so am I so whatever….
I like man giggles….I know ..I know the word giggle doesn’t exactly ooze with masculinity but there’s something about a man who is comfortable giggling that turns me on… I guess I feel like it means he doesn’t take himself too seriously or something
@klysha,
well, tickle me and call me elmo and sh*t
I should’ve read all of the comments first to see if someone posted this one already (in hopes that I wouldn’t be the only weirdo)…..but the Adam’s Apple is so appealing to me, especially if it’s paired with a “wide neck” aka the football player-type of neck. OOOHH WEE! The way that a man stares & glares at a woman’s breasts during a conversation is the way that I stare at the Apple. Second to that is a man’s hands. Big hands with nicely trimmed nails can set off some good fantasies…..can we say “manhandle”?
@Jamaica,
OMG, I totally had a thing for the adam’s apple when I was younger and even now if the right man passes my way with the apple and maybe hasn’t shaved his beard in a day or two….ya girl is through, just damn done….
@Jamaica,
I’m happy I’m not the only weirdo when it comes to Adam’s Apples, lol
Chicks in CoEd Sports leagues playing football and softball.
@MizzouLegend, I absolutely detest softball and baseball. But I gets busy w/ football. I particpated in a clinic @ Princeton last year. On sunday’s my and my friend play v-ball…that’s co-ed and lots of fun.
@LaBakir,
I’m a fan of SWAC Women’s Volleyball…
In the long run, the competitiveness in the female participants is what’s sexy.
@MizzouLegend,
I just have to say as a KU alum, we can never be homies, but I agree with your contribution.
@Stank-0,
No love lost!!!!
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v149/177/10/15912482/n15912482_36923723_8208.jpg
@MizzouLegend,
I’ve never set foot on MU, and never intend to, so I have no pics of me dropping the People’s Elbow on random statues.
Its probably already been said, but…
I love a man with loose necktie, seems like he’s been working hard all day and he just needs a good massage.
I also like a man in a sweater, the out-of-the-ordinary kind. Button-ups are cool, actually great with the right man, but a fancy shmancy sweater (no bill cosby) while being that “cool with everybody” type brother will get you in the door everytime.
Strong arms
As said in a post from I think last week, a man with a library card that actually uses it.
@lovin’ me,
I love a man with loose necktie, seems like he’s been working hard all day and he just needs a good massage.
if you add glasses, this look is called the “emo mandingo”:
@The Champ,
if you add glasses, this look is called the “emo mandingo”
yes, the glasses add the perfect visual. lol @ “emo mandingo”
@The Champ,
“emo mandingo”
LOL! & I’m using this.
1. big hair – not sure why, but ive always had a thing for big hair. unless the big hair is accompanied by a bad face. then the big hair is less than appealing.
2. quote monsters – coming to america, anchorman, etc. if you quote movies that i love, i’ll quote you girl. ah girl…
3. glasses – im like everybody else, something about a chick in rimmed glasses
4. summer dresses – not sure what they’re really called but you know it when you see it
5. working knowledge of social justice issues purtaining to black folks – make love, not peace…or wait…who cares, just make love for blackness.
6. sense of humor – not as common a trait amongs women as is commonly thought, if it stands out, i stand out…snicker
that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.
@Panama Jackson, good list…….I like my hair toussled=not too neat and big alot of the time LLS,, I’m versatile but thats one of my fav looks….
Sense of humor is very important, the more sh*t you have been thru the healthier and sicker the sense of humor you have.
@Panama Jackson,
“that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.”
OK, THIS….THIS was SUPER sexy. *holy-ghost stomp* Ok, lemme calm down right quick. Because I swear-fo-gawd, I say this in real life on occasion. Random arse movie quotes like this make me moister than tiramisu.
“4. summer dresses – not sure what they’re really called but you know it when you see it”
Maxi dresses? Or do you mean those summer dresses that accentuate curves (the flowy ones with belts or cincing at the waist are the ones I dig)
@Cheekie, the ones that flow so heavenly yet hug a woman’s body like a black man hugging his woman after he’s been exonerated for a crime he never committed.
and um, fan yourself girl.
@Panama Jackson, Summer style is easy breezy and sexy, effortless chic, is how it should be anyway for guys and dolls, too hot for anything else..I hope ya’ll do a cookout or two here in the good Diskrit this summer, that’d be lovely!!!
@Panama Jackson,
“the ones that flow so heavenly yet hug a woman’s body like a black man hugging his woman after he’s been exonerated for a crime he never committed.”
lol, gotcha.
“and um, fan yourself girl.”
@Cheekie,
ummm, ms unicorn, we already figured that. you must have some strong ass fingers
@Cheekie,
“ummm, ms unicorn, we already figured that. you must have some strong ass fingers”
lol
Champ, go run into Lady Gaga’s Grammy Red Carpet ornament…eye-first.
Or uh, *Champ-ese translator* strong deez.
@Panama Jackson,
1. big hair – not sure why, but ive always had a thing for big hair. unless the big hair is accompanied by a bad face. then the big hair is less than appealing.
LOL. this made me literally laugh out loud
@Panama Jackson, Ok for real . . . I just quoted that a few weeks ago and got looked at like I was crazy!
Heck yall need to host some kinda meet up date night!
Cuz Im finding I fit a lot of things on mosts these list LOL
Women with glasses get to me.
Women with serious smarts. If she get down with some advanced math or serious computer skills, I’m all in.
Natural hair!!!!! Some locks, a fro, twists… That sh*t is the hotness.
A woman that can play a fighting video game is great! (Street Fighter, Soul Caliber, etc…)
A woman that can play basketball! She could post me up any day. *drools*
No makeup or done well enough so I can’t notice it.
A woman brushing her teeth. lol
@MeteorMan,
Who are you?
This is me.
Let’s elope.
Nope, wait, don’t have advanced math skills. Damn. I brush my teeth!
1. when a man wears a tailored suit. d@mn.
2. when a man playfully sings along off-key to a song that comes on the radio
3. long eyelashes/dimples – my unrequited middle school crush had these and i melted.
4. a deep voice
5. that zone some men go into when they bop their heads to hip-hop is muy s3xy
6. when a man stands up and tugs his jeans up at the waist line. this does *not* apply to men rockin’ the sag. it’s just a slight adjustment and then the waist band falls again right where their booty rounds out. cute, very cute.
7. a man that can drive well, but fast. sticks are a particular turn-on.
@Miss Patterson,
2. when a man playfully sings along off-key to a song that comes on the radio
sadly, none of the women i’ve ever dated agree with you
@The Champ, 2. when a man playfully sings along off-key to a song that comes on the radio
I can agree with that one…I think it would be pretty funny actually
3. long eyelashes/dimples – my unrequited middle school crush had these and i melted.
c/s the eyelashes
@Miss Patterson,
3. long eyelashes/dimples – my unrequited middle school crush had these and i melted. .
I seriously love
envylong eye lashes on a dude.Newbie here
Just HAD to add my two cents:
1 whn he’s fixing something.. Cussing and muttering at the parts for “not working right” I just wanna …
Relieve his stress.
2 dimples.. Especially the ones tht flash when they speak/smile/laugh.. I lose my thoughts instantly
3 omg immediate precipitation upon spotting well defined bowed calves
4 hearing him on the phone with his mom
5 the “n*gga pls” face whn I’m being outlandish
6 the subtle grab on my waist in a party to remind me he’s got me… Makes me think
“Eff an overpriced martini… Take me home baby”
7 loafers, polos in bright colors, a crisp haircut, jordans and a white tee,
@JessKnowsBest,
welcome and sh*t
One time me and some friends were driving to DairyQueen in CoMO. it was 3 guys and 2 girls in an explorer. Akinyele’s “Put It In Ya Mouth” came on, and out of nowhere, one of the girls starts rhyming along. Flow was perfectly aligned with the song. Everybody just stopped in awe as this was going on. She was the last girl I would have thought to listen to that song. Let alone, know the words! Ever since then, a woman that can recite the words to a complx rap song(Plies does not apply) gets a kudos from me.
@MizzouLegend,
Hey…that’s a classic cut!
I love catching kats off guard like that.
@MizzouLegend,
Every black woman in my graduating college class knew this song word for word. It would come on in parties and the woman sang it louder and knew more words than the dudes. I don’t know why, but that is one of the best, most ignorant songs women everywhere enjoy to this day. “I’ll be like Herbie and Hand you a cock?” best lyrics ever.
@RocktheCatbox,
This event happened in 2004. I was doing the math and was “shocked” to learn that this girl was in middle school when the song was out.
@MizzouLegend,
I’m old as dirt. FUCK! Well irregardless (yes I said it) it’s funny imagining a 5th grade girl singing that dirty ass song.
How I know I’m in a forum of educated negroes:
Nobody mentioned skrippers in their list as sexy
“when a girl slides the pole down the crack a her ass.”*
*Black planet actual post
@RocktheCatbox,
LOL. i was thinking about putting “when she can make her booty clap louder than a maserati’s engine” but i reached my word limit for the day
@The Champ,
Pass the bacitracin and stand back.
@RocktheCatbox, why was I on Google trying to figure out what bacitracin is….and even now that I know I’m confused LOL
@klysha,
for the chafing…caused by clapping my ass louder than a maserati engine.
…get it?!!!
It was funny in my head.
LOL
.
@Champ & P: –Don’t judge me. I feel bad enough about having a belt fetish.
@Mr Dingo, Man–you might have to be my love interest on VSB.
@Meka,
as the Champ would say, welcome and sh*t!
Seeing a man pursuing whatever he likes to do. For example, seeing ex close a real estate deal, another ex in the courtroom cross examining a witness, reading the first draft of my ex’s novel, or seeing a man design and build something. That right there would have me kicking off the heels, throwing off the gray pencil skirt, and asking him to bite the buttons of my fitted shirt. I’d even wear my reading glasses, put my hair back in a ponytail, and do that little look over the shoulder thing beforehand! And if any of the above mentioned activities are done in a suit, with a coy smile, and a quick look me up and down, call in sick tomorrow, because this will take awhile!
@LAlaw,
EXACTLY! LOL
Le sigh.
Had an ex who was an architect who designed and built furniture as a hobby.
Studio was christened daily.
@RocktheCatbox,
That $hit is so hot! As a hobby -smdh.
@LAlaw,
oh a man who uses his hands to build, fix- hmmm just man handle me gotamit!!!
Depending on the person, I think imperfections and/or idiosyncrasies can be a turn-on too…but it has to be the RIGHT person (the same feature on another person is just terrible). For example…
A gap in her teeth…not Berring Strait big, but ever so slight. nearly everyone keeps mentioning straight teeth, but a lil’ space never hurt anybody. lol
Hairy forearms. I don’t know, but seems like some of the most attractive women I’ve known had hairy forearms. I can’t explain it…
A mole/birthmark. I ain’t talking beauty mark either…I’m talking mole (preferably non-hairy) or a big birthmark on her cheek….not always pretty, but can be endearing and interesting all at once.
Scars…whether it’s from a fall, a C-section, bullet or knife wound…lets me know she’s human.
That’s all I got right now…
@DG,
Depending on the person, I think imperfections and/or idiosyncrasies can be a turn-on too…but it has to be the RIGHT person (the same feature on another person is just terrible). For example…
i agree. it adds character and sh*t, and, unless you’re courtney love, character is sexy
@DG, I like scars actually I love them, the ones you can see *wink* they add character and hopefully there is an interesting story to go with..ITA agree with the imperfections
@DG,
lol I don’t want a chick walkin around with stab wounds, but man I used to mess with this girl who had a small scar from having her appendix removed, drove me wild.
@DG,
“Scars…whether it’s from a fall, a C-section, bullet or knife wound…lets me know she’s human.”
Wow. I have a big scar on my leg (that I HATE btw) from a childhood tractor accident (seinfeld fans what’s up?) and one of my x’s used to love kissing on it…I was always like…what in the heyll are you doing?
Everyone’s got their something.
@DG,
Scars…whether it’s from a fall, a C-section, bullet or knife wound…lets me know she’s human.
I have a thing for men with scars… big scars often on their faces… Think Seal or alike… One of my exes was nicknamed Scarface because he had a long scar going down from his brow bone to the middle of his cheek…
Another ex had keloids on his body, and I dug them… *weird I know*
The SO has a very noticeable scar on his brow bone as well… Yup, scars make me randy…
@Sula,
You like them Omar-looking dudes, don’t you?? lol
@DG,
Apparently! Lol!
… but they are nice and nerdy… so it balances it out. 
@DG, “A gap in her teeth…not Berring Strait big, but ever so slight. nearly everyone keeps mentioning straight teeth, but a lil’ space never hurt anybody. lol”
Awww, I appreciate you for appreciating a slight gap. A few yrs ago, I almost had mine closed (its not “berring strait big”) but I always felt insecure about it (specially when I came to the States and it seemed gap was not synonymous with beauty). I became a huge “smiler” when people would accidentally see my gap and comment on it.
@DG, I agree on the idiosyncrasy bit, though a combination of the things you like (Gap teeth, hairy arms and scars) on one woman would be too much to bear!
i cant cosign on them boots at all…..where are those the business? cite your sources…………we don’t believe you, you need more people
@Blacklaw,
http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=352715&cm_mmc=GoogleShopping-_-5-_-66-_-MP566
Here are the boots in question, if these make a ninja hot, i am cold as ice……
@Blacklaw, Wellllll actuallllllly…those boots are quite popular in NJ and NYC right about now. Yes, they don’t look appealing in that pic…however, with the right outfit…they definitely look nice.
@LaBakir, well u know some people think gold teeth on a dude is sexy so ima just chalk it up to the game and me bein outta of the loop…..hopefully my NY chicks aint gradin on a curve
@Blacklaw, LOL…I think they’re okay…but they’ve become a hood novelty so I’d shy away from them. Anybody who owns a pair of these @ the moment are a fashion bandwagon.
@Blacklaw,
The black ones are hot.
And to co-sign LaBakir…with the right ensemble…yes!
@miss t-lee, we usually see eye to eye on a lot of things….dont know where we went wrong, (baby please come home) but ima have to say “nah” on the polo boots
@Blacklaw,
And you know what? I’ma have to agree with you Blacklaw. I looked at them, and can’t see how they can work.
Darling, ms t-lee, we gonna have to agree to disagree on that one.
@Blacklaw,
LMAO.
You got vocab, so you know you’re still good with me.
@ Sula,
We agree on so much more…so it’s all good…lol
@Blacklaw,
You know what, I don’t mind them. They kind of look like Mary Jane Timberlands. LOL
@Blacklaw,
Polo boots are popular in Detroit also. Last time I was at the mall almost every dude was wearing them.
@Humble_One aka The Market, They still rockin zoot suits in the D? no diss…. the D got swagger-no question….. but them long multi colored suits got me stayin away from the D for a while
Legal Negro
@Blacklaw,
Lotta dudes wearing ‘em here in the Carolinas too…but I can’t get down with them…I remember 10+ yrs. ago when Timberland made the same boot and they were popular.
Btw, I noticed the other day we have some Friends in common…
@DG, Oh word, well just tell ‘em i love ‘em.
Love a man who knows how to work with his hands! Building and fixing things, repairing cars, attempting to wash my kinks, cooking, HELL, gardening. Makes me just wanna…MMMMMMMM….!!
1. A man who can wear a hat. Something about a man who knows an appropriate hat to wear that fits her personality is great.
2. A man who’s hair fits him. I have seen bald head, caesars, fades, locs, and Palomalu hair that I have loved on the right man. It’s sexy! Lot’s of dudes are wearing cornrows and I can instantly tell when it just doesn’t fit.
3. I got a special place in my heart for the granola boys. A sexy, alternative, bohemian brotha….*swoon*
4. Strong shoulders, back, and walk….
…might be back with more….
@legitimate_soul,
Let me expound. A guy being his authentic self works. I have told myself I don’t necessarily like a style of this or that, but seen a guy be the exception to the rule or just pull it off lovely because it’s authentic to who he is.
@legitimate_soul,
A sexy, alternative, bohemian brotha….*swoon*
YES!!! Sign me up a Medicine for Melancholy brother, and I am there.
@legitimate_soul, a dude that rock the phcuk out of a hat yessssssssssssssssssssss, I rock a mean one myself, its something in the spirit that determines that!!!!!!!!
Being a glasses wearer, I been checkin for the women who rock them as well. I have round and square frames. I think square work on women very well.
I noticed with the cold weather in the Diskrict lately, that I’m a sucker for thigh high boots with the heels. My eyes get drawn to their calves and travel to the booty meat.
When a woman is in a dress and she sits down and it rises just enough so you see some thigh meat.
I’ve also started checkin for women in sweater vests, specifically Argyle. They look so…prim and proper. Makes me wonder.
I don’t get it. Maybe it’s the Catholic school up bringing? Or usually only women wear them? But I love to see a woman in a skirt. Oooooh wee it just brightens my day, makes me gawk, and double take.
spaghetti straps
hands & forearms
natural hair mmmmmmmm this includes pressed hair
engaging
I love the ladies
First Post Ever, I love a chick with a lil belly, not jelly rolls, but a lil bit of stomach. She got to be sexy though
lol. thanks for delurking!
@Liz, from what i learned on this site, my response is the following: “you’re welcome and sh!t”
@The Lurker, I completely agree! a bit of a belly is sooo segzy! nyum nyum
@The Lurker, now Im rethinking my diet and workout for the summer! LOL . .
BC’s another one…there is just a whole roster of slight lazy-eyed fine negroes!
I had to come back to add a man that plays Scrabble and a man that plays Chess.
Men that do should know that when we’re not playing, I’m contemplating how to make you my husband.
@Made In Hawaii, I LOVE Scrabble…haven’t played chess in a few years.
@Made In Hawaii,
Oh! You made me narrow my eyes in sexy remembrance of a man playing chess……..yeah, Yeah, YEAH!
So I’m hellza late, but I got a long intricate list of “you know hot I know she’s sexay?”:
Freckles: Good GAWD YASS! I met some creole girls in the NOLA a few years back. Likta lost my mind foolin with them! Had a dude ready to transfer schools just to get to Xavier, Dillar, Souther, heck even Univ of NOLA…
Curly Hair: see creole girls/ethiopian
Uppity/Jack and Jill Chicks: Call it my upbringing, or maybe being raised by a bunch of AKA’s but a saddity @zz chick does it for me all the time. You a bougie chick? Here, take all my money please, Thanks!
Glasses: see the previous fitty-leven examples presented by the other dude.
Church girl: Like not just a chick who goes to church, just to say she goes to church, but a chick who’s active! Teaching bible study, Ursherin’, directing the choir!
Dark nail polish: I’m not as picky as to see you gotta be light or dark skint, but dark nail polish is it! I see dark nail polish, and I might even give you my seat on the bus!
A nice conservative handbag: Never liked them loud @zz gucci or LV bags, just a nice subtle, classy bag. Says alot
Spelman Pullback/bun: And don’t let you have some waves in that pullback…GIRL STAWP!
Bangs: So sexy
Dress Suits w/skirt: Never cared for the pants suits, but a skirtted suit is killer. So professional, but show’s your still a lady
Sun Hats and Sun Dresses, w/ big glasses: I LOVE this look, a girl that can pull it off, big floppy sun hat, and sun dress…I might just give you a ride home.
Pregnant women: just something magical about that “preggo glow”
A woman cooking breakfast: My ex girl would get up sometimes and cooks breakfast on sat. morning when she stays over from friday. When I come around the corner and see her in there cooking bacon, eggs, and she bet not have no pancakes on that griddle! Rocky Marciano how I’ll beat the gushy up! too much?
That belly pudge: Now don’t beat me up for this, but I’ve never been a fan of super skinny, model type gals, I like a gal with some…SOME weight on her, not alot but a lil belly pudge is sexy…And don’t have some big legs on you too, manicured toe nails and soft feet??? LAWDAMERCY! (said in Swagga Benz accent)
a girl who wipes her mouth after evey bite of food
women eating sandwiches/burgers, where they hold their pinkies out and try not to make a mess, lol
low top sb dunks
Basketball shorts on girls
Any type of heel that accentuates the ankle
peep toe slingbacks
girls in button downs where the sleeves are too long
boxer shorts
soft, small hands
high, squeaky voices
AKAs (Whats up Liz, lol)
@Bobby Drake, i’m with you on the belly chief…drives me wild
I got more…
1. Black men that can speak Spanish or can flip into Spanglish. Something about a black man kicking game in Spanish……*swoon* I might only understand half of it or every third word, but still!
2. Guys that can switch it up in various settings. You good in your shirt and tie and in the roughest neighborhood where dudes will nod whassup and NOT ‘try’ you.
3. Guys who will patiently explain something to you and enjoy teaching you. When I was 17, my boy taught me how to play dominoes (Nowadays, I might be the only sistah at a table, but I’m playin’!). Another homeboy explained some of the finer nuances about football that I never noticed before. He did this during the game! I was good to watch the game and table my questions for later so folks could enjoy it, but he didn’t mind explaining things throughout as they happened to teach me something new. It’s a very good trait. (Shout out to my Dad and all the other good Dads that do this with their daughters too.)
4. A brotha who can dance. Some of my best nights out was with the right brotha on the dance floor!
5. Big hands, that are clean and strong and might have a callus or two….Just speaks of a rugged man who is clean and smooth but not afraid to get dirty!
6. An unexpected or meaningful tattoo. You put thought in it and got something relevant to you.
7. He likes sci-fi and comics as I do.
I also got to add…
Although it isn’t mandatory, a guy opening my door, helping me out a car, walking on the side of the sidewalk where the traffic is, being annoyed because I picked up the heavy ‘ish makes me hot. It’s not mandatory, but you if you still do it, it is so SEXY! Please keep doing what you doing! Sisters like me appreciate it! *Going to get some cold water*
@legitimate_soul,
I couldn’t think of it before, but the term is chivalry. I love a chivalrous man.
*First Timer*
A few thing that I think are super sexy with guys are:
- smart and articulate
- confidence
- nice eyelashes and thick eyebrows
- clean short fingernails
- preppy dressed
- timberland boots
- tall
- dreadlocks or a fade with waves
1) I am a sucker for a big, beautiful smile with straight, white teeth… especially on a dark-skinned man; there’s just something about the contrast in skin tone and white teeth
2) large hands with clean nails
3) that sexy ass ‘V’ on a man…. and its going down… ;^)
4) a nice back… strong, broad shoulders and defined muscles
5) tall men do it for me… like super NBA like tall; the ex was 6’7… has to be the way they ‘handle me’ … I’m a shortie at 5’3
6) scars and birthmarks… not bullet hole scars, but like “I fell off the porch when I was 7 and had to get stitches” scars… odd, but it makes me want to kiss them, especially facial scars
7) a man in a suit and a necktie… i am know to grab a necktie…
[i know, late as always]
I think i’ve said this b4 but i’m a sucker for a man in a nice wool overcoat, plain t (preferably white), loose (but not baggy) jeans, and timbs. (Bonus if he has the head shape to rock a kangol) *Faints*
*deep sigh. i love vsb…
as the girl with the glasses, what’s funny is how underestimated we can be rated at times. i was talkin to a dude and the convvo went from pg to nc-17 (hadn’t even gotten to x rated yet) and he was SHOCKED that someone so ‘innocent-looking’ could drop such words on him. he’s not the first to have incorrectly made the assumption that glasses = boring/vanilla nerdy sexual activities. i love proving dudes wrong… ; )
@keisha brown,
LOL. I’ve got to agree and suggest that some gentlemen need to learn the game a little better. From my experience(S) women who wear glasses tend to be the most interesting and fun in bed. I can always tell by their eyes…
Ohhh the well kept locs really really does it for me!!
The sad thing is I will see a man from behind with them and be like he’s fine before he even turns around!!!!
My other is that slow country accent. . . smh . . idk why cuz I can’t stand men who are actually slow but that accent . . . whewwww just thinkin about that issshhh
why i love the east coast in wintertime…brothers rocking big snorkel jackets (the ones with the fur hoods) jeans and tims with big city swagger it kills me like melanie fiona…sexy as shit
men in glasses a fetish i believe is daddy related and that would also lead to #2 men who smoke
any kind or form of basketball related clothing
men who smell good in a very masculine but subtle way
long locks especially if attached to the head of a beautiful bodied NFL player whooooo
beautiful hands
So…one of my friends sent me this site today and LOLOL…I have been cracking up ALL day long…
I love this particular post! But I gotta say there are some things that may have been left out about men who hit the “happy” button without even knowing it…
–> small goatees (just a weency bit of facial hair’ll do)
–> strong cheekbones
–>the veins on the backside of this hand (I dunno WHY…but yeah…seeing those veins…and i’m not talking about those shot-up druggie veins either)
–>having no overbite (a fella that smiles and is able to show all 32 of his white teeth = gorgeous)
–> a small stud earring in ONE ear lobe
–> when a dude walks with his hands in his pocket, standing straight up
–> y’know when you piss him off and he’s looking deep into your pupils and wants to cuss you but keeps his lips closed tightly and takes a deep breath while you’re arguing…man, i tell ya, it’s at this point where i start moving towards the couch or the bed…
–> bear hugs
–> the wink-n-smile combo as they pass you buy on the street…
ok, that’s enough…
definitely…with age you realise very quickly that they dont all come with six-packs, muscular and toned bodies, make you laugh, perfect everything! And as such you learn to compromise on the non-fundamental stuff and make trade offs…in my case, that unsexy but lovable and cuddly stomach that most guys seem to mysteriously develop once they are in their mid to late 20′s and just seems to be a permanent fixture no matter how hard they try. I’ve learnt to embrace, cuddle and spoon it and make it a part of the “”us” in more ways than one:-) Quite cute, and have actually grown to love it…as a preference, maybe it will grow with time.