the v test
forget about the bar, the mcats, the gre, the act, sat, psat, pssa, pap smear, and breathalyzer, the v test is the most important test any relationship minded woman can possibly ever take. despite this scientific fact, an alarming number of young women consistently fail this examination, with scores sagging and lagging behind like thongs on assless snizzles
what is the v test, you ask? well, its actually quite simple:
if you didn’t have a vagina, if you woke up tommorrow morning and was somehow rendered completely vagina-less, would any guy still want to be cool with you?
maybe its the fault of socialization. maybe its biological, or maybe its just a cultural thing. who knows. all i do know is that 9 times out of 10, when a woman is unhideous and can still get no consistent sincere male attention, it has nothing to do with the lack of available male prospects or men being intimidated by them (ha!) and their degrees and everything to do with the fact that they’re just boring ass people. boring, boring, boring, boring. boring as the f*ck. boring ass people with nothing to offer in a romantic relationship other than an occasionally wet vajayjay, a professional resume, and nice shoes.
thing is, admittedly, this isn’t always their fault. many women have been trained to think of their vaginas as prized possessions (which i agree with) and that men must prove themselves worthy to get the opportunity to sign their names on the lease (a fact i also agree with).
when this mindset is taken to the extreme though, a little thing called “personality” tends to get neglected, creating a species of walking, talking, vagina zombies (ie: “hobbyless hoes”)…a monolithic mass of meandering and monotonus monsters, their dead eyes and vapidness literally boring unsuspecting people to death.
you know, this actually ties into the reasoning behind the fact that most men don’t believe in platonic friendship. it has nothing to do with our “uncontrollable penises” and everything to do with the fact that many men consider being cool with a vagina-less woman to be as pointless as tits on a bull.
“what possible reason do i have to be cool with her if i’m not f*cking or at least trying to f*ck?”.
before you charge me with being sexist, lemme remind you that many women also feel this way about themselves. this feeling is perfectly embodied in the skepticism a typical gf possesses when finding out that their mate might have a female friend or two.
“if you’re not f*cking her or at least trying to f*ck, what possible reason do you have to be cool with her??? i mean, she’s a freakin woman for chrissakes!!! what likeable qualities could she possibly possess???”
(if you’re still a bit cynical about this pandemic of personal p*ssy pedestaling and personality neglect, do a little experiment tommorrow. ask five men to name the five funniest people they know personally, and then ask five women the exact same question, and report the results back in the comments. i know exactly how the results are going to turn out, but i want you all to do this anyway)
so, you ask, how does a woman pass the v test? easily actually.
be funny.
do things.
learn shit.
masturbate frequently.
***i’m including this because women who happily admit to never masturbating usually are also vagina zombies. basically, if you’re over 22 and still feel awkward about “popping the pepsi can“, then kill yourself, resuscitate yourself, and kill yourself again***
read vsb.com
listen to the champ
—the champ
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o0o am i the first one! Yay me!
Thanks for posting this. I have to admit, i’ve never heard of the “v-test”, but it makes perfect sense. You can eliminate hours of heartache, and madness in a relationship by just thinking about whether or not you would still be with that person if they didnt have their goodies. There is only one man I would want to still be with if he didnt have his..cuz he gives good convo and is an all around great guy. (didnt work out cuz distance is a motha.)
Kudos man..Great post!
Uno.
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Raqi {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 am}
Yeah aja the question is or should be “what else you got?”. Every woman and man desiring to have a relationship must have a “what else”.
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aja {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm}
..yeah you’re right. everyone needs some depth to them..something that intrigues the opposite sex to make you want to know more about them. you gotta always keep em guessin..lol
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I think this test could very easily be renamed the p-test. I know plenty of men who dont do a damn thing but work, watch tv, masturbate, and beer it up on the weekends.
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aja {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 am}
true. I know some brothas who will not work and sit at home all day playing videogames n watching tv, but STILL get women..now that baffles me..lol
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am}
dom, i’m with you on the p test…it should be used to cancel out all mimbos (male bimbos) - the guy who thinks his penis outweighs the fact that he can’t hold a conversation to save his life…doesn’t read…and thinks learning is siddity.
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Mimi {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:56 am}
“and thinks learning is siddity.”
This is too funny but so true…It’s like damn I’m siddity cause I’m smart! LOL GTFOH
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am}
i’d totally rock an “i think learning is siddity” t-shirt
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Shelia {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am}
“I think this test could very easily be renamed the p-test.”
Dom, I agree. It works both ways. A man has to offer more than just his “p” in order to hold my interest.
Men say women come a dime a dozen. A man with a “p” come a dime a dozen too.
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“thing is, admittedly, this isn’t always their fault. many women have been trained to think that their vaginas are their most prized possession (which i agree with) and that men must prove themselves worthy to get the opportunity to sign their names on the lease (a fact i also agree with)”
Know what, I’m kinda torn with this statement. I don’t neccessarily think that the ‘p’ is women’s MVP (most valued possession) because I do look for a LOT more than that in a mate. Not to demean its importance, but p*ssy come ‘a dime a dozen’. Plus, I can deal with sex once, twice, or thrice a week…or whatever. If I’m in a serious relationship with someone though, reminders of WHY I’m with that person as oppose to someone else with a ‘p’ should be constantly evident - as in the qualities you mentioned at the conclusion.
I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment that women are trained/conditioned/socialized to believe that their ’socket’ is gold and it’s not their fault. Aside from what they are taught from family and society to ‘not give it up’, dudes out there have (and probably will forever) continued to go ape shyt over conquering new cooch without putting much value/importance on their own ‘plugs’. The comments and insight on this blog alone is clear evidence that women love/like/enjoy sex just as much as men, and I know that once more men understand that, less of that dynamic of women feeling that way will exist.
In short, cats need to Stop Simpin’!!
It’s one thing to compliment a chick, but when you’re taking that shyt overboard and putting her up on a pedastal to the point where she’s a goddess who’ve got you wrapped around her finger JUST because she has a socket you wanna stick your plug into - that’s when shyt’s gone tragically wrong.
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 7:43 am}
Monk says: “Not to demean its importance, but p*ssy come ‘a dime a dozen’.”
Advantage Monk.
Monk a lot of the shit you said was on point. i wont bother cutting and pasting. you’ve employed my favorite “iron fist wrapped in a lace glove” whereas im a wee bit peckish today. (had some overdraft charges and just sick of this whole kowtow shit)
Checkmate Monk.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:16 am}
“Know what, I’m kinda torn with this statement. I don’t neccessarily think that the ‘p’ is women’s MVP (most valued possession) because I do look for a LOT more than that in a mate.”
you know what, i actually didnt mean to type “most prized”. i made the appropiate edit this morning.
this is what happens when youre editing entries with one hand at 12:05am.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am}
“this is what happens when youre editing entries with one hand at 12:05am.”
lol…what was the other hand doing Champ? huh?
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 am}
LOL! yeah Right Patt what was he doing with that other hand (u know the one that’s attached to the disproportionately big forearm) LOL!
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:15 am}
“lol…what was the other hand doing Champ? huh?”
ummm…praying
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GOODENess {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm}
just because you make yourself call out for jeezus..doesn’t make it prayer!
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm}
just because you make yourself call out for jeezus..doesn’t make it prayer!
****CRYING****
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm}
Too. Damn. Funny.
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Intellectual Hedonist {July 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm}
my mom wants to know why I’m laughing out loud every few minutes, I think you should call her and tell her.
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Oh yeah, even though I felt I did it subconsciously, I will be applying the ‘v- test’ to all random chicks I’ve dealt with and will deal with in the future, exception being, I got a name for it now.
Thanks bruh.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:17 am}
no problem
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I nearly lost my sh*t laughin @ hobbyless hoes, ohh you are racking up hell points for that !!
I actually know a dude who had a live-in girl for years. He looked like Cedric the Entertainer and many described her as the poor man’s Alicia Keys. They dated and dated and people wondered why he never proposed. After they broke up, someone asked him why and he said she was boring. She never wanted to go anywhere, do anything, and she was as engaging as a lobotomized turkey. I wonder if she knows that was the real reason?
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Raqi {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am}
It is truly sad when you can only be tagged as a warm place to rest at the end of the day. (Pun intended)
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 am}
“He looked like Cedric the Entertainer and many described her as the poor man’s Alicia Keys.”
lol…why did you give us this info? i’m still trying to figure that out
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Wise Diva {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 am}
i was trying to put into context why everyone was puzzled that he had not proposed: they were implying that he should wife her up just because she was so attractive, and he apparently couldn’t do better in the looks department. But I ain’t one to gossip, so you didn’t hear that from me
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:12 am}
“i was trying to put into context why everyone was puzzled that he had not proposed: they were implying that he should wife her up just because she was so attractive, and he apparently couldn’t do better in the looks department. But I ain’t one to gossip, so you didn’t hear that from me ”
lol…ok. i suspected that, but didnt want to assume
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 am}
“lobotomized turkey”
Okay…I’m done!!!
*claps hands*
I’m out!!!
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Leila {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm}
“she was as engaging as a lobotomized turkey”
LMAO!
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Im guessing its a bad thing that 90% of my friends (guy and girls) came to mind while reading this.
BTW, thanks for the “hobby-less hoes” term.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 am}
“Im guessing its a bad thing that 90% of my friends (guy and girls) came to mind while reading this.”
birds of a feather…
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GOODENess {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm}
daaaaaaaaaaamn….you ain’t have to type that!!
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Uninspired Muse {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:40 pm}
My heart is hurt now. Im offended, im appaled, but you gotta do better than that.
If nothing else, this explains why I do alot of stuff alone in FL. Come on down to the south Champ, Im going fishing this weekend…unless you’re one of those pretty boys that cant bait his own hook.
Its all love.
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“Hobby-less hoes” is my new fave term. I must use it and abuse it.
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm}
I have adopted this phrase into my vocab as well. Very insightful and explains a LOT.
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Hmmm, I dunno. I know some seemingly boring women who stay with a man and some DAMN interesting women (cough, cough) who can’t keep a decent one around….
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Raqi {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am}
The catch is who’s doing the judging. Just because a woman, or man for that matter, thinks they are all that and a cup of mocha magic java doesn’t necessary mean that they are.
Sometimes we all need to see ourselves (entertaining/or not) thru the senses of others.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 am}
“The catch is who’s doing the judging. Just because a woman, or man for that matter, thinks they are all that and a cup of mocha magic java doesn’t necessary mean that they are. ”
***CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am}
Yeah it’s a relationship thing. In relationships people get someone elses take on how they livin. Kind of a how you livin mirror. Relationships the basis of all human interaction.
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(wow!) first, i don’t think a whole lot of women aspire to be the type of woman a guy is ‘cool with’. second, i think a lot of men still keep the p*ssy on the pedestal and as a result are not looking for the fun, engaging chic you mention in your post. Now if we’re talking making friends with the opposite sex I feel ya…if we’re talking about the v-test as a measure to make yourself ‘more marketable’ towards the opposite sex then I have to disagree. I don’t think passing the v-test is a wide spread phenomenon. I think in order for this to work men have to actually want an engaging female in their presence. On the otherhand, most of my relationships have played out like Musiq Soulchild’ Half Crazy Video… friends turned lovers kind of ish. Not the ideal situation imo, because it always feels like men are more comfortable with keeping their homegirls in one category and their potential gfs in another. but your post is suggesting otherwise…is it not?
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Raqi {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am}
Miss Patterson like I mentioned up above we all need that “what else” to have a relationship substaining balance.
Lacking something more can lead to emotional affairs outside of the relationship.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am}
“Not the ideal situation imo, because it always feels like men are more comfortable with keeping their homegirls in one category and their potential gfs in another. but your post is suggesting otherwise…is it not?”
it is.
thing is, there is a balance that i think some of the habitual homegirl chicks are missing. being cool is great…but we don’t want to be with someone who is just cool…and thats it.
what i’m saying is that the optimum mate has the sex appeal thing and isn’t afraid to use it…but the sex appeal isn’t the only thing they have going for them.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 am}
sex appeal, huh? well, i think that’s understood right? these exes didn’t go from being my “homeboy” to my lover bcuz i tripped on his d*ck one night or because i had a burlap sack over my head. there was obviously some chemistry (lol). i guess the point i’m trying to make is that a lot of men prefer the sex over the personality to a fault. i’ve seen a lot of my guy friends end up with women who have completely failed the v test. i don’t get it…and i’m not saying you have the answer but it just seems strange to me when i’m better friends with my guy friends than his own gf is…it’s like she’s just there to look pretty. wtf?
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am}
I think that’s your friend’s choice to be like that. Maybe they haven’t been made to feel bad about how little that person has to offer. GK was on it down below when he commented on marriages being subject to the law of deminishing returns. And the more you have off top @ the beginning the longer it’s going to last?? Just saying there’s no substitude for competance and we want what we want when we want it. say la vi
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm}
“most of my relationships have played out like Musiq Soulchild’ Half Crazy Video”
of course i had to find the video on you tube …because i like to have visual references for everything. i can’t believe this song is 7 yrs old…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVIPcqZzpk
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm}
“first, i don’t think a whole lot of women aspire to be the type of woman a guy is ‘cool with’.”
Can’t speak for all brothas but I DEFINITELY wanna be ‘cool with’ my lady. As the Champ stated, being cool with your girl who also exudes sexiness is the ideal mate (ya know, if everything else falls in line).
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MsSula {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm}
“first, i don’t think a whole lot of women aspire to be the type of woman a guy is ‘cool with’”
Yes, I do. My number one criteria for dating someone is to be cool with said person.
Reason why I am also cool with my most of my exes… Now did I just undo my first statement?
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“a monolithic mass of meandering and monotonus monsters, their dead eyes and vapidness literally boring unsuspecting people to death.” - hahahhahahaahahahahahahhaahahah
That sh*t right there my nigg, that sh*t right there, that line is my chronic for the week, keep me smilin n sh*t. It’s official, I’m a VSB regular my nigg.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 am}
“It’s official, I’m a VSB regular my nigg.”
welcome and shit
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Trudy L. {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm}
“welcome and shit”.
LMFAO my nigg.
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“vagina zombies” is maybe the funniest thing i’ve heard all week.
agreed on all counts on this entry.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 am}
“vagina zombies” is maybe the funniest thing i’ve heard all week.”
the week just started, lol. if you changed that to “funniest thing i’ve heard in a week”, then i’d be satisfied
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Kaboom guess who stepped in the room!
Champ panders: “…vaginas are their most prized possession (which i agree with) and that men must prove themselves worthy[of the pu$$] to get the opportunity to sign their names on the lease (a fact i also agree with).
no more than a woman should prove herself worthy of a man whatever his greatest value is. [real or percieved, socialized or otherwise] …and i guess this is the question and observation that Champ acknowledges in his “V Test” submission in a way. (coupla cool points for that)
Monk said: “If I’m in a serious relationship with someone though, reminders of WHY I’m with that person as oppose to someone else with a ‘p’ should be constantly evident - as in the qualities you mentioned at the conclusion.”
Monk shoots!………………and he scores!
PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION BOMBOCLOTS:
not that women don’t feel the same way or should about men BUT that the focus in this area and the socialization [if u will] is focused on what the man should be doing for the woman. [WOMENS SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT]
BOLLOX!
it’s still tricking even if you got it. r u off ur trolley? quit tricking cheese for these trollops. ya slip is showing, tighten up your girdle and the fuck off my balls wristcutter. smells like somebody’s been shoving baby pandas up ur glory hole, now isn’t it?
Can u tell me how to say: “suck my balls.” …in yiddish?
No? That’s ok I can say it to u in English.
it’s that ignorant shit you like. Taze yourself. I’m off.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:11 am}
???? you lost me after bollox…
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 am}
Miss Patterson it’s a rant from which something relevant may or may not be extrapolated. maybe it was a visceral experience for you even if indiscernible and apparently you were not apathetic to it. salute!
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Intellectual Hedonist {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 am}
“extrapolated”
mmmm u do it to me everytime
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GOODENess {July 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm}
heeeeeeeeeey HEDO….what it do mama….enjoying your vacay?
@GK - p.s….when I read “extrapolate” and “visceral” I bit m bottom lip…I can’t halp it…it’s a reflex…damn my predisposition to be a cerebra-phile!
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:53 am}
that was deep son
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JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am}
A true rant…and I’m mad I could follow along with it…lol.
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JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am}
“Taze yourself”
I’m gonna start saying to this people, in particular the stupid ones lol
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Elle_6 {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:34 am}
I say this is another T-Shirt Entry.
“Taze yourself, son”
I love it!
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am}
“it’s still tricking even if you got it. r u off ur trolley? quit tricking cheese for these trollops. ya slip is showing, tighten up your girdle and the fuck off my balls wristcutter. smells like somebody’s been shoving baby pandas up ur glory hole, now isn’t it? ”
…….
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Trudy L. {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm}
sounds a little max b-ish, jim jones-ish…. esp. “ya slip is showing, tighten up your girdle”
“smells like somebody’s been shoving baby pandas up ur glory hole, now isn’t it?”…. stewie (from family guy) much???
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:51 pm}
Tru D Tru D Tru D, thats right Jim Jones by way of Killa Cam “pull your skirt down B.” and stewie is cool wit me but he doesn’t have the lock on shoving baby pandas up ur bum.
is that all you read? i’m particularly sweet today. lemme know if i can send u an e-hug.
they made it a hot line i made it mine in a hot rant.
ima send that shit to the writers gulid and see if they will register it.
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 am}
trollops
You are the only person outside of my grandmother that I know that uses this word…love it mayne!!!
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V Renee {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm}
The only other person I know (who caused me to adopt it) is B-Scott aka Mr. Love Muffin.
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GOODENess {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 pm}
Can u tell me how to say: “suck my balls.” …in yiddish?
OMG…I am dead…lol
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:21 pm}
GK rants: “it’s still tricking even if you got it.”
Damn, I wish more brothas understood this. The thoughts and actions behind it doesn’t change based on your financial status.
Peep this post:
http://my2cents-sense.blogspot.com/2008/02/tricks-up-pimps-down.html
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????
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 am}
Don’t worry Patty cakes. The brothas @ vsb are holding up bent arms. You know what that is. It’s a wing. & your under it. Right there by the great big tricep bulge. No worries. lol
GK was just emphaticaly agreeing w/ Monk’s earlier posting.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am}
thanks WuDaMan! btw i luv my new nickname (pattycakes)…i just had to say that.
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“when a woman is unhideous and can still get no consistent male attention, it has nothing to do with … men being intimidated by them (ha!) ”
The statement above is hot fire that a lot of chicks need to start to believe. Why u talkin about your Doctorate at a party? He’s not intimidated, he just ain’t trying to hear about your dissertation during Lollipop. Love the V-test, love it extra cause i pass with flying colors
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:31 am}
“Why u talkin about your Doctorate at a party? He’s not intimidated, he just ain’t trying to hear about your dissertation during Lollipop”
right. plus, that song makes my ears bleed so i wouldnt be hearing anything anyway
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:45 am}
Why u talkin about your Doctorate at a party?
LMAO!!! This goes back to the whole degreee vs. non degree post a couple of weeks ago.
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sisanda {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:13 am}
““Why u talkin about your Doctorate at a party? He’s not intimidated, he just ain’t trying to hear about your dissertation during Lollipop” - LMMFAO
Wait…..let me check…wait…..yep i just shitted myself from laughing!!!
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:58 am}
iew hahaha
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GOODENess {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm}
(barf)…
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm}
Insane.
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V Renee {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm}
“Why u talkin about your Doctorate at a party? He’s not intimidated, he just ain’t trying to hear about your dissertation during Lollipop.”
LMBAO
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My question would be to the men–how many of you use the “v” test? Why does it seem more men are blinded by the “v” and do stupid things because of the “v” and will mess over their significant other over new “v” if they want something more than just the “v.”
Okay, I think I’ve asked enough questions for one day
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:53 am}
Sheila asks:
Q:”how many of you [men] use the “v” test?
A: most men, especially when determining long term relations. (we consider qualities other than the nappy dugout but where the value is placed and where v” falls in the pecking order is individual)
Q: Why does it seem more men are blinded by the “v” and do stupid things because of the “v”
A: Because sexual nature is stronger and more persistent than our will to do otherwise and this applies to most human beings not just men.
Q: “…and will mess over their significant other over new “v”
*by mess over i think u mean cheat sexually…
A: this is just 1 possible reason. …not sure that monagomy is natural but it is the socialized and collective concious and will of the people.
Q: “if they want something more than just the “v.”
A: everyone is curious about if not like variety no matter their favorite food, friend appendage or orfice.
one black mans opinion.
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Shelia {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 am}
Genius Khan, thanks for your insight.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 am}
yeah…he pretty much covered it
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:24 pm}
Co-Signature.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am}
They are not at the point where they are looking for moe than V or they have yet to experience a female that provides more than V. Just a theory.
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Shelia {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 am}
Deviant, your theory makes sense.
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm}
That’s a young dude thang.
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peaches&gumbo {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am}
Before I read your post I was going to ask the same questions. It looks good written down and maybe when you talk to your boys about it but more often than not it seems like the cute girl with a great personality is shoved forcefully into the friend zone in place of the girl who has no depth of knowledge or “funniness.”
peachesngumbo.wordpress.com
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am}
“it seems like the cute girl with a great personality is shoved forcefully into the friend zone in place of the girl who has no depth of knowledge or “funniness.””
*tambourine on the hip praise & worship jam session*
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:04 am}
“cut the crap gravey.” I think it was the great Chris Rock who had the routine that talked about ‘dycks in glass jars’ vs women we haven’t folked yet. Obviously everyone hates not being sweated off jump so I say everyone gets a free romp as soon as we can post meeting. Shucks Monk said errbody loves to do it so give in n give it up.
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peaches&gumbo {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am}
thanks we always need some ignorance to get the day going.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 am}
“Obviously everyone hates not being sweated off jump so I say everyone gets a free romp as soon as we can post meeting”
this is actually the plan for the vsb bbq afterparty
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 am}
Hey Champ do you think that peaches saw me palm her tiddy. Trying to master D’s approach.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm}
palming tiddies never gets old
JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 am}
Yeppers…seen it happen too often. I think THEY (just like women) have to get to a point where they feel the goodies ain’t the most important thing in the world…which happens earlier for us, I believe, than them.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 am}
I think it happens sooner cause of the social conditioning. Girls are told to pair up and get married and all that when you are young. How many guys can say they feel any pressure to get paired up and/or married?
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 am}
I’m sure that there aren’t many of you that feel pressured. It more like you eventually come to the realization that you wanna settle down. It’s not that way with women normally.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 am}
Thats what I’m saying. Men are allowed to go at their own pace whereas I know females that feel pressure to pair up as soon as they graduate high school.
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 am}
Trust me–I have folks in my family looking upside my head because I just turned 30 and I’m single, no kids.
Now my brother on the other hand is 36, single, 1 child. They don’t look at him the same way that they look at me. Nahmean?
Classic double standard, but hey…what can ya do?
Leila {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm}
“How many guys can say they feel any pressure to get paired up and/or married?”
For the most part, guys don’t get the same pressure as women. My situation with my ex was different. He had pressure from his mom to settle down when we were in our mid-20s (he was 2 years older than me). She would tell him to marry me and he had pressure from his aunts too. My family was the total opposite. They told me to focus on my career and have fun and not to think about marriage until my 30s.
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Shelia {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 am}
“THEY (just like women) have to get to a point where they feel the goodies ain’t the most important thing in the world…which happens earlier for us, I believe, than them.”
JBoogie, I agree.
From reading everybody’s responses, it seems that when the man is looking to settle down or a serious relationship, he is looking for depth not just the “v.”
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shay {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 am}
“more often than not it seems like the cute girl with a great personality is shoved forcefully into the friend zone in place of the girl who has no depth of knowledge or “funniness.””
but once you’re shoved in the friend zone, is your fukkability quotient lowered?
it gives new meaning to the term “fawk your brains out.” like who do you pull that off with a zombie?
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 am}
“but once you’re shoved in the friend zone, is your fukkability quotient lowered?”
you’re only placed there if your fukkability quotient is low, at least to the person who’s doing the placing. luckily though, it does have the ability to increase
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kamakula {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 pm}
more often than not it seems like the cute girl with a great personality is shoved forcefully into the friend zone in place of the girl who has no depth of knowledge or “funniness.”
Where are these cute girls with great personalities? Point them my way!
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm}
“it seems like the cute girl with a great personality is shoved forcefully into the friend zone in place of the girl who has no depth of knowledge or “funniness.””
A lot of this depends on the maturity level of the guy. People tend to go through stages of their lives and if the guy is in that stage where he’s not looking for someone with more depth than their vagina, he just wanna bang, of course they may ignore the other attributes women bring to the table.
A more mature guy is going to look at the whole picture.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am}
ALso consider the fact that at the core we are animals guided by instinct and one could argue that monagamy is suppression of those instincts to bang as much as possible in a variety of capable candidates to continue the species as other animals do. Also consider everyone aint built for the monagamy possibly because of inability to supress those instincts. Willpower V Programming. Square pegs in round holes and all.
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shay {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 am}
“Also consider everyone aint built for the monagamy possibly because of inability to supress those instincts.”
so aside from the cootie debate, if its an instinct does that make defying it wrong?
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 am}
thats not a question of wrong or right thats just the reasoning behind why the decision is made.
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You know the first time I heard my then boyfriend/now husband utter the words “you know what I like you” and it had nothing to do with the v-spot I knew we had a good thing. He was speaking of my quirkiness and silly ways. The very things that I like about me.
Another time since we have been in wedded harmony I did something totally outrageous but yet a little humorous he said “you better be glad I like you”. Very cool indeed.
Other guys have liked me for other things also, but he is the only one I wish to talk about right now.
And coming from a woman who has been in the same relationship for over seven years now…you are going to need more than a vagina to entertainment a man. Just like I require much more than dazzling dizzle to keep me coming back.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 am}
raqi, i always like your stories…amen!
btw, i think it’s important to note that passing the ‘v test’ is only important to the guy who actually wants more than the v (i.e. a relationship). if he’s just lookin’ for a cut buddy then you can go on being a hobbyless ho…
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 am}
hey hey dont encourge hobbylessness. we must end this scourge
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 am}
“hey hey dont encourge hobbylessness. we must end this scourge”
this would be a great premise for a psa
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 am}
Raqui once again your relationship seems to be an anomaly, a veritable phonomenon even. …and although i’m sure you and your man have problems this is just too good for yourselves. considering the length and breadth of your marriage is subject to the law of diminishing returns, i wish fo you 1000 years of happiness together. the only the relationships that I’ve heard described similar to yours, i can count on two fingers. salute.
“there is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception. James Thurber
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Raqi {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:13 am}
Genius my relationship with my husband is no different than most others. I just don’t dwell on the bad stuff. I choose to be uplifted and happy rather than be petty and complain all day long. And the fact that we are actually friends and were friends long before we entered into a relationship helps.
But I do find it odd that you don’t know of any couples that are actually happy. Happy Marriages do exist. Just because a couple have their differences and sometimes argue doesn’t mean they are not happy.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am}
“But I do find it odd that you don’t know of any couples that are actually happy”
me too. not just the gza though, but that seems to be a common theme here…cats don’t have any idea what a good relationship looks like because they have seen enough of em in person.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 am}
I’m with GK, I have yet to witness a happy marriage in real life. I know a lot of folks who are long-term roomates, and they tolerate one another for a long time, but I don’t see happiness. And this is not part of my bitter tuesday spiel…i’m totally serious. no wait, i know one couple but that’s it. sad, i know.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm}
“And this is not part of my bitter tuesday spiel”
is this gonna be an every tuesday thing?
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Leila {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm}
I know a few happy married couples and they tell me the secret is keep a sense of humor and keep things interesting. A lot of unhappy couples that I know of is because it gets boring and turns into a routine. The happy marriages are the couples who have a lot of fun, they travel a lot and go out a lot either as a couple or with their friends.
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 pm}
yep Raq. i understand that a relationship is not always peachy keen. i only draw my observations from the pool of people that have been close enough to me for me to have a good view of their relationship and my own debauchery, situationships, debacles etc. i know 2 couples that i THINK are happily married MOSTof the time and in what i see as a healthy functioning relationship. the others seem to be marrigaes of convienence etc. where an overwhelming, disfunctional and unhappy cloud of disdain lurks just beneath the surface. we all know what the numbers look like on divorce so i would assume if you’re getting a divorce somebody/s unhappy. (most of the time)
you seem to have a good attitude about your marriage and sure being friends so long before marriage helped. 1 of the marriages i’m referring to is a highschool sweetharts type of thing. i do envy it a lil. (no not really, i’m good) ya know that kind of understanding doesn’t guarantee real success but it’s got to foster understanding and enhance the chances of a stronger bond. (especially if you’ve had a chance to date other people before you married)
whatevers, just keep up the good work.
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:40 pm}
Raqi, you seem to always drop jewels!! Keep bangin’!!
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The V-test huh? lol
Wow. I know a lotta chicks that wouldn’t pass this one.
Keep in mind that plenty of you kats wouldn’t pass the D-test either.
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Oh, I do like the discourse today Champ…cause I use that same exact test for dudes. I require (if thinking of long term relations) a man who ISN’T boring, who actually has interests, reads, can hold a convo about any random topic (even he doesn’t know much about it), and can make me laugh. *D* also comes a dime a dozen…and if that’s all I cared about, I’d be SWIMMING in it ya heard? But no, I actually prefer a man with a brain…and who knows how to use it.
Case in point…for a minute, I was talking to this dude. Gorgeous, had it going on the bedroom…but outside, not much else for me. We had no similar interests. Once the physical attraction subsided to managable levels lol…and I started asking myself, “what did I see in him?”…it was a wrap. In his case, I neglected to use the “d” test early on…would have saved me a lot of time.
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 am}
*D* also comes a dime a dozen
You ain’t never lied.
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So Champ tomorrow the men are going to be put to the V-Test right?
A great man that I know (hey, Dad) says that “A real man is not one who can pull a multitude of arse, but one who is man enough to turn it down”.
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JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am}
“A real man is not one who can pull a multitude of arse, but one who is man enough to turn it down”.
*Collection plate*
On the real, I need to send your daddy a check…that’s some SERIOUS truth right there!
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 am}
Raqi—this sounds lke something my Daddy would say.
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Elle_6 {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 am}
“A real man is not one who can pull a multitude of arse, but one who is man enough to turn it down”.
Oooh! I nomiate this as a t-shirt saying too! But I think mainly the ladies would rock it. LOL
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm}
“A real man is not one who can pull a multitude of arse, but one who is man enough to turn it down”.
Oooh! I nomiate this as a t-shirt saying too! But I think mainly the ladies would rock it. LOL”
a bit too long for a t-shirt quote. good idea though
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 am}
Raq pleads, suggests, pressures: “So Champ tomorrow the men are going to be put to the V-Test right?”
well todays version was the more unique observation because it illuminates where there is considerable darkness. however what you suggest is where the light is so bright there is a glare.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. James Thurber
society, reality and women are such that when it comes to test in relationships, men are more than often the ones who are being vetted. one of my biggest relationship pet peeves is becoming aware and unduly subjected to test that women have conjured up to supposedly judge how much i like, love etc. them. …as if life doesn’t naturally throw enough curve balls at couples to genuinely consider and evaluate.
i could write a post on that which would have your head spin 360 like the exorcists. maybe i should. or maybe Champ and P will ask me to guest speak on the weekends sometimes. the clinics are getting so full on the weekdays and the trading so brisk that a weekend service may be ripe for the scribing. perhaps it’s time for a triumverate, the likes of which have not been seen since the roman empire. (Pompey, Caesar and Crassus or, Mark Antony, Lepidus and Octavian or later Augustus)
however my opposers may launch a literary coup attempt. just because they know the play doesn’t mean they can stop it. maybe a vsb dukedom or earldom is at hand. i wouldn’t want widespread dissent so perhaps my own coronation, officially declare my own sovreignty (with the blessings and aid of my allies vsb of course) and claim surreal estate if the citizens don’t support my…
in a whispered tone:
heh heh heh (inhales) whooo!
talk black to me vsb.commers. what say ye?
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am}
I say yay
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:32 am}
thanks for your support.
good to know i have the favor of Ali Ba Ba and the 40 Deev’s.
LOL!
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:46 am}
Sin Sala Bim
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JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 am}
Make it so…
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm}
thx J Boogz. making it so. compeling the titans to see it our way.
signed: compel composed
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm}
I didn’t know the “genius” had opposers…
*dumdfounded*
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am}
“So Champ tomorrow the men are going to be put to the V-Test right?”
honestly, i think this phenomenon is more prevalent with women. i’d even go as far to say that theres two boring women for every boring man.
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corto {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:39 pm}
You cant possibly believe that men are more interesting than women. That’s a joke right?
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm}
Champ: “honestly, i think this phenomenon is more prevalent with women. i’d even go as far to say that theres two boring women for every boring man.”
WoW!! I deem this statement as true, though it seems pretty harsh. Damn.
I agree though.
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corto {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 pm}
Hell to the naaaaw!!!!!!
Doctors have proven that 9 outta 10 dudes are LAME!!!
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Deviant {July 23rd, 2008 at 8:39 am}
why you makin stuff up?
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm}
btw Raq daddy was right when he said:
“A real man is not one who can pull a multitude of arse, but one who is man enough to turn it down”.
a lot of times i sacrificed good for better and better for best which is to say many times i have dodged and turned down sure cooch for what i felt was more appetizing for me. sometimes i’ve won sometimes i’ve lost. my friends couldn’t see why i would do it and sometimes i’ve kicked myself for doing it. but when i was able to perform miracles it’s been very rewarding and convincing. everything is possible so whe i’m in the moment i play for all the marbles. (in life generally)
i’m almost sure your dad didn’t mean it in this way. it was not until my retirement from pimp style aquisitions that i came close to what ur pops is probably refering to. i’m much wiser now but i still have flashbacks from the machinations of a oooh wee mu fu****.
remember a pimp gets what he wants a player gets what he can. LOL!
i should send my dam self to the corner just to holiday.
Nigel bring the car round please we’re going to the west corner and do bring my ahhh (clears throat) parasol, we may get a bit of the wett. oh and my box of tricks for the softtails.
we’re off now, cheerio!
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm}
“A great man that I know (hey, Dad) says that “A real man is not one who can pull a multitude of arse, but one who is man enough to turn it down”.”
THIS IS FACT!!
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Ha!! I know some chicks like this. One dude back in college told them they have ‘Platinum Yak’ and those heffas, from that point on, said to hell with current events or even popular culture. All their asses do is maintain their ‘front yard’ and walk around like their shyt doesn’t stink. These chicks don’t get along with men who don’t want to shag them or women who have personality.
Oh, but they are so funny to watch. They’re always frustrated because they can’t keep a man. Because of that one guy in college who deemed them holder of the ‘Platinum Yak’, they think if they screw a dude early and often, he’ll stay around. But the lack of personality kills the relationships every time.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 am}
I know some dudes who would like to meet them
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 am}
“One dude back in college told them they have ‘Platinum Yak’ and those heffas, from that point on, said to hell with current events or even popular culture.”
was this guy eventually drawn and quartered? asking because thats the only justifiable punishment for the offense he committed
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 6:56 pm}
First, what type of dude says this?? Did he fuck all these chicks, came to that conclusion, and put them in this ‘Platinum Yak’ folder?
Secondly, what type of chick wants to be in a ‘Platinum Yak’-folder with other ‘Platinum Yak’ chicks around campus and wear it as a badge of honor?
Those questions are rhetorical and I agree, Hostess, those folks are FUNNY to watch. Sometimes I do feel a tad bit sorry for them though.
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Oh, I forgot to add…I’d pass the “v” test hands down, with honors lol…
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Absolutely love this post!
My homeboy called me the other day to ask a women’s point of view about something that happened with his wife. This of course turned into a venting session during which he says, ‘Man, a couple of us were sitting around the other day wondering why we didnt marry our friends. You know chicks more like you and the rest of the girls. People we can have fun with outside of the relationship bullshit.’
Funny thing is a few of the girls in our circle were wondering how did they manage to marry women that were the complete opposites of all of us and many of them are just plain boring. I guess now we know, they didnt apply the v-test
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm}
“Absolutely love this post!”
thank you, and i’m sure the post loves you too.
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after reading through the comments, i think many women think that while passing the v-test is good in theory, they feel that many men don’t care about that and will put the hobbyless ho in the gf category as long as she’s banging
i kind of see where theyre coming from, but theyre missing the point. maybe the dime piece hobbyless-hoes do get more dates and initial male attention, but they also generally get pumped and dumped.
like i said before, it’s all about finding a balance
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am}
pumped and dumped or its a miserable relationship
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 am}
It’s a fine line between nut bucket o’s and potential wife material.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am}
know you didn’t say “nut bucket o’s”…i’m dying here!
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:44 am}
Yeah I think he’s been corsponding w/ goodie’s granny. But check the entire thread it’s going around.
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm}
miss t-lee, you say, “It’s a fine line between nut bucket o’s and potential wife material.”
I wholeheartedly disagree with this. As other comments have touched upon, when men marry women solely based on the poonany, it doesn’t make for a good match if there’s nothing else to offer.
“Wifey material” encompasses that and so much more.
The line isn’t thin at all.
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miss t-lee {July 23rd, 2008 at 8:24 am}
Sacrasm Monk…sarcasm.
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peaches&gumbo {July 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am}
So us, womenfolk must wait while you guys pump and dump several rounds of these “hobbyless hoes?”
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:01 am}
That’s what it sounds like to me peaches.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am}
essentially. most men i know aren’t ready to hang up their pump & dump routine until say mmm….10 years after our first relationship urge. in the interim, we develop resentment, work on our cynicism, suppress our maternal urges, have a few tender moments that end with a guy wanting to return to his pumping & dumping days and then right around the time we’re planning our 5th trip overseas with our homegirls, we meet somebody who’s done pimpin’ (get him tested) and then live happily ever after…
*miss p excuses herself to vomit* p.s.- in case you didn’t get the memo it’s “bitter tuesday”.
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 am}
*miss p excuses herself to vomit* p.s.- in case you didn’t get the memo it’s “bitter tuesday”.
Keeping it real!!! Love ya Miss P.
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Miss Patterson {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm}
oh yeah, and i forgot you get strung along a few thousand times in between there too. *miss p exits chugging a double-deuce of tecate*
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 am}
sounds like you got it right
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Elle_6 {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am}
LOL! Soooo true. Dayum.
Or we wait until the (actually) good guy dumps/divorces his hobbyless ho of a gf/wife and wises up and tries to holla at us. (Complete with child support and alimony payment.) Humph…
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:47 am}
Or we wait until the (actually) good guy dumps/divorces his hobbyless ho of a gf/wife and wises up and tries to holla at us. (Complete with child support and alimony payment.)
That’s what I like to call a “no-go”.
::flashes the peace sign::
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JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 am}
Basically…
Panama Jackson {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am}
um. yeah.
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V Renee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 am}
I agree wholeheartedly and feel that while guys may bang the hobbyless hoes, at the end of the day they want to settle down with the chick with substance. I see it happen all the time. They may get sidetracked on their quest to the nonhobbyless hoes, but they usually find their way.
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:29 pm}
“but they usually find their way.”
Right, with maturity. If a guy’s not ready though, just don’t expect him to automatically skip the stage that he’s going through.
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peaches&gumbo {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 am}
Bet you didnt see all this bitterness coming, lol. Great Post Champ!!
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am}
“Bet you didnt see all this bitterness coming, lol. Great Post Champ!!”
i did. in fact we count on it. without it we go out of business, lol
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am}
i did. in fact we count on it. without it we go out of business, lol
CTFU!!!!
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shay {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am}
another phenomena i have noticed is men completely passing over the v-test acers for hobbyless hoes, only to come back to v-test geniuses… like how do u deal with that? you always knew i was dope, but you just had to try that boring ass bitch and im supposed to wait for you to come back?
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 am}
“you always knew i was dope, but you just had to try that boring ass bitch and im supposed to wait for you to come back?”
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shay {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 am}
wrong answer, wrong answer!
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WuDaMan {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 am}
Shay come on. Yall keep fahking us though.
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:18 am}
LOL!!!! Here you go again…love it!
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 am}
“Shay come on. Yall keep fahking us though. ”
this made me choke on my pepper steak and salad
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:30 am}
you always knew i was dope, but you just had to try that boring ass bitch and im supposed to wait for you to come back?
This is when you laugh in their face. One of my x’s did that ish one time.
I had a good laugh. Like that laugh on the 50 cent song ” Straight to the Bank”….lol.
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Intellectual Hedonist {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm}
AMEN SHAY! say it again
Testimony Sunday!!!
I have a guy right now sweating me like a work horse on a North Carolina tobbaco farm, cause he decided to deal with a hobbyl ess ho and has since come decided that he perfers conversation after copulation. So sad!
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm}
“I have a guy right now sweating me like a work horse on a North Carolina tobbaco farm”
definitely something one of my great-aunts would say. you’re not really my auntie emma, are you?
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Intellectual Hedonist {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:51 pm}
only if you are into insestual role playing…
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genius khan {July 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm}
coversation after copulation
or
no coversation after copulation. (unless it’s sexy)
incestual role playing huh… will you wear stockings and garters for me luv and gossamer panties. something sheer. lipstick in a color that will contrast nicely against your skin with lip gloss on top of that and some block heeled mary janes? put your hair in 2 ponytails if you can heh?
after class and before mum and dad get home i promiseto give you a good shagging. now shutup.
http://www.angelseroticsolutions.com/AngelsEroticSolutions-Home.htm
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Intellectual Hedonist {July 22nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm}
@ Genius **blushing**
I meant to say stimulating conversation.
But baby tell me what/how you want it. Your wish is my command, I aim to please
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corto {July 22nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm}
The only upside of that is that when they come back, they rarely give the hobby-less hoes 2nd glances after that.
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Intellectual Hedonist {July 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm}
the way I look at it is you had an opportunity with me, I gave you 100% when you had that chance, now you come back. Prove it to me that I should give you a second chance, cause now I need you to show me why I should let you have a shot at 100%
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm}
Shay says, “another phenomena i have noticed is men completely passing over the v-test acers for hobbyless hoes, only to come back to v-test geniuses… like how do u deal with that?”
Like the Game (or game show) goes, ‘Deal Or No Deal’. You always have a choice.
Generally speaking, men and women go through different phases at different times. Women (in no way speaking for all) want to settle down BEFORE men do (generally) and that’s where the disconnect come in.
The men you speak upon may just be going through that phase. Personally, I know that I’ve been through that stage where a “good” woman was right in my face, but I wasn’t at that stage yet. I still had to get the proverbial ‘player’ out of my system.
Once that’s done, that’s when we revert back.
A lot of guys that marry young, fall victim to this cause they have never gotten it out of their system. That’s when infidelity comes into play with a couple who may have been married as high school sweethearts.
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I believe I passed the v-test Summa Cum Laude! I have my degree sitting in my best china cabinet, right next to the Misters….we like to admire it from time to time amd pat ourselves on the back.
Good post!
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Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 pm}
Congrats to V Renee!!
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So I just called a male friend of mine up and asked him, Jay - if I didn’t have a vagina, would we still be cool and hang out and shit?
His response was: Absolutely! Can we make that happen? My girl would totally dig that. Wait - would you still have titties tho?
I have always had a male best friend. Not one that we became friends after doing the do. I’m just an amazingly awesome woman, and the special ones recognize that
Oh, and I can’t wait to see hoeass Angel again, I’m so totally calling her a hobbyless hoe from now on.
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Suga&Spice {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:21 am}
My best guy friend and I have a rule that we never discuss our sex lives in front of each other. The thought of the other doing it just creeps us out. He understands that as far as I am concerned he is built like a Ken doll and as far as he is concerned, the only things I have done are kiss (just pecks) and hold hands. The only time we called all bets off was when we went to Vegas. All topics were fair game
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm}
“My best guy friend and I have a rule that we never discuss our sex lives in front of each other.”
never? is there a reason for this?
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miss t-lee {July 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm}
“My best guy friend and I have a rule that we never discuss our sex lives in front of each other.”
Wow…really?
All bets are off with my guy friends. I know too much, and they know too much as well.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 am}
O thats something to be considered… will they still have tiddies and ass cause the menfolk like those too. Sometimes I just like to have tiddies and ass around to look at while I go about my day.
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peaches&gumbo {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 am}
I wish we had that advantage. We just get to imagine that the bulge is more than too big underwear.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 am}
You have your own set of tiddies to look at. You have nothing to complain about. I have to export tiddies.
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Cheryl {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 am}
titties are a blessed thing.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am}
thats a tshirt to be worn on a nice set of sweater puppies
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Cheryl {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:18 am}
i might have to go head on and get that made when i go get my GANGSTER OF LOVE tee made.
Monk {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 pm}
Deviant, I Totally agree.
*envisioning it now*
JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 am}
they are indeed…wonder what’d happen if i were a shirt like that…
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JBoogie {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 am}
meant to say “wore” lol
Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm}
put it on take a pic and post it here. Youll find out
peaches&gumbo {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 am}
I actually prefer to not look at anyones tiddies not even my own even though they are nice. Guess i’ll just stick to bulge inspections to get me through my day.
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Deviant {July 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 am}
I cant believe you just said that. I just had palpitations. I cant comprehend not looking at tiddies. I’ll believe the sun will explode tomorrow before I won’t look at tiddies. I have to go take a walk now.
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The Champ {July 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 am}
“You have your own set of tiddies to look at. You have nothing to complain about. I have to export tiddies.&#