the dream team

by The Champ on September 25, 2009 · 453 comments

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point guard: zoe saldana

zoe

narrowly beats out circa “mo money” stacey dash for the starting point guard spot off the strength of her performance on mtv’s punk’d four years ago (click me!). i need some feistiness and loyalty out of my floor general, and that episode proves she has more than enough heart and iwishan*ggawouldness to captain a team

shooting guard: (pre-whatever the hell she’s been publicly diagnosed with) maia campbell

maia-campbell

put it this way: there’s a reason why “trippin”, a flick which is basically what would happen if  tvone produced a soft p*rn afterschool special, is one of my favorite movies. well, that and the gratuitous nudity

small forward: (post monster’s ball, pre-baby) halle berry

halle_berry_oscars_fllintstone_hair

makes the team even though i realize that putting halle berry on any top five list in 2009 is so cliche and unimaginative that even tyler perry would be like “damn. where the hell is the freakin nuance??” if he read this.

power forward: kenya moore

kenya+moore

i’m convinced that her only purpose on earth is to show everybody how stupid atheists are because her presence is concrete proof that God exists¹

center: yaya dacosta

YaYa

although i was tempted to put the vsb’s favorite cp-3, candace parker, on the roster because it might not be a bad thing to have at least one person who can actually play basketball on your basketball team, yaya prevails…even though i’m not even 100 percent certain she’s still alive

people of vsb.com, its your turn. imagine that you and every entertainer or politician or athlete or excessively articulate black blogger from pittsburgh or whoever you’ve ever been attracted to is all of a sudden available, and pick your dream team, your all-time pop culture starting five

remember, time doesn’t matter. if you want to pick a post-brown sugar mos def, a pre-penitentiary t.i., or a pre-penitent mary magdalene, go right ahead.

the only caveat is that you have to name people that someone other than you has actually heard of, regardless of how tempted you might be to include the banging-ass border’s barista you met last week.

the carpet is yours and sh*t

¹i know. i know. i know. this statement was gayer than the easter bunny. blame it on the g-20

—the champ

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1 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:27 am

Hmmmm…. off top? I’d go with

1. Reggie Bush circa his USC days. – I saw him running at the Sand Dune with no shirt on and d*mn near lost my mind. smh.

2. Robin Thicke – so he could put sing me to sleep.

3. Will Smith while he was filming I Am Legend – I love muscles and sh*t.

4. Gerard Butler – circa the movie 300. I love muscles and sh*t.

5. Sanaa Lathan circa Something New – Yep, I had a girl crush on her in that movie. *shrugs*

… but I’m sure I’ll think of some more. lol

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2 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:34 am

@Selah, Reggie Bush circa his USC days. – I saw him running at the Sand Dune with no shirt on and d*mn near lost my mind. smh.

girl yes…he was XXTRA fine then….

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3 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:37 am

@shay_d_lady,

lol idk wut he looks like now, but that image of him then shall be burned in my brain.

i like this post :) lol

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4 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 2:38 am

Damn, Selah, I see you get around some ways…surprised we haven’t bumped into one another yet.

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5 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:33 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

what you mean I get around? Cuz I like those dudes?? lol And ONE of these days there shall be an LA VSB thing (notice I said thing cuz who knows if it’ll be a bbq or not lol)

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6 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm

@Selah, nah, i was referring to locales that you named off….close to familiar stomping grounds.

Plenty decent functions coming up, sooooo….*trying not to hint too hard*

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7 Selah September 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

oh, the Sand Dune? Yea that thing is pretty popular. Haven’t been in a while, seeing as how it’s too.dang.hot. lol

functions?

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8 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:00 am

@Selah,

“4. Gerard Butler – circa the movie 300. I love muscles and sh*t.”

Ya know, I actually noticed him during that silly movie, Dracula 2000. I thought he was HOT even though he was smaller. Mayeb it was because I was in some weird “vamps are hot” stage from watching Buffy way back when.

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9 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm

@Cheekie,

I never saw that dracula movie, but I just googled it. oooo wee! lol

p.s. vamps could get it, too. Blame Angel.

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10 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm

@Selah,

Yeah, I stanned for Angel during Buffy days. *swoon*

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11 Comedian Erica Watson September 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

@Selah, LOL! love your list! EVERY GIRL NEEDS A DREAM TEAM! My book about this topic is coming out soon! Check it out!

http://erica-watson.blogspot.com/2009/06/dream-team-every-single-girl-needs-one.html

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12 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:52 pm

@Comedian Erica Watson,

LOL! I like that. And like I said over there, clearly I needa step my game up. smh.

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13 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm

@Comedian Erica Watson,

Yes. And I’m stealing Derrick Rose and adding him to my team. He looks like he doesnt talk a lot. I LIKES that!

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14 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

@Me fail english?,

*snicker*

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15 thismayconcernyou September 25, 2009 at 12:30 am

“i’m convinced that her only purpose on earth is to show everybody how stupid atheists are because her presence is concrete proof that God exists.”

@thechamp,

smh…. While I agree with the sentiment, you should have saved this line for another moment… proposal, engagement party, wedding day… It’s that good. But then, I’m sure you’ve got another three or six up your sleeve…

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16 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:33 am

@thismayconcernyou, smh…. While I agree with the sentiment, you should have saved this line for another moment… proposal, engagement party, wedding day

LOL uhhhh no..that shyt is corny and sappy as hell
plus
Champ has probably used it at every social event he’s been to in the last year…
to no avail
LOL

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17 thismayconcernyou September 25, 2009 at 12:42 am

@shay_d_lady,

If some man said that to you, you’d get *happy*… tell the truth. lol.

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18 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:48 am

@thismayconcernyou,
nope..
but if he was like

my dream proposal would go like this

shyt baby gurl….
you know..you gotta ninja all f!cked up over here…I just be thinkin about ya and shyt all out on the block and shyt…
f!ck it shawty, lets do this…..

Im kidding….

kinda…..LMAO

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19 overit September 25, 2009 at 1:45 am

@shay_d_lady, shyt baby gurl….
you know..you gotta ninja all f!cked up over here…I just be thinkin about ya and shyt all out on the block and shyt…
f!ck it shawty, lets do this…..

lmaooo, i love you shay, esp cause you aint lyin!

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20 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 10:39 am

@shay_d_lady,

LOL I was bout to say, you KNOW you aren’t lying!

All that’s missing from that proposal is, “F*ck witcha boy.”

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21 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:43 am

@8th Wonder
All that’s missing from that proposal is, “F*ck witcha boy.”

well you know thats how dude would have pulled me in the first place…LOL

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22 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:05 am

@shay_d_lady,

*dead* Shay, u’ont disappoint. Methinks this proposal will rock even more if he went “Giggity Giggity” *pelvic thrust*

That makes EVERYTHING better

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23 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:57 am

@thismayconcernyou,

lol, you obviously don’t know shay-d-lady. if some cat said some sh*t like that to her at the club she’d shank him and then riverdance on the corpse.

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24 RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops September 25, 2009 at 2:04 am

@The Champ,
“if some cat said some sh*t like that to her at the club she’d shank him and then riverdance on the corpse.”

Or at least she’d say she did – right after the midget-pimp back-handed her. All love Shay, all love, LOL.

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25 thismayconcernyou September 25, 2009 at 2:08 am

@The Champ,

Nah, I know her well enough. My sarcasm just read like Hebrew. lol.

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26 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 9:55 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops
Or at least she’d say she did – right after the midget-pimp back-handed her. All love Shay, all love, LOL.

not so sure thats love? but hey it is a bit outlandish so I can see why its hard for some to believe…LOL but that’s my life..at least my past life in general

oh, and it wasnt a back hand.. it was a choke out..LOL

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27 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:01 am

@The Champ, LOL I dont know whether to be touched that you know me so well? or pissed off that you think I’m that uncouth….
I dont use a shank…
its a box cutter..
LMAO
just kidding

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28 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm

@shay_d,

i actually envision an eyebrow cutter being your club weapon of choice

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29 Monk September 25, 2009 at 12:55 am

@shay_d_lady,

I’m with thismayconcernyou. That’s a cool ass line.

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30 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 8:56 am

@shay_d_lady,

I agree on the corniness of the line. I was thinking “BOoooOOOooo.”

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31 Peysonic Temple September 25, 2009 at 11:45 am

@Me fail english?, its cuz ur from NY. Nothing works on NYers

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32 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm

@Peysonic Temple,

including soap

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33 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:55 am

@thismayconcernyou,

While I agree with the sentiment, you should have saved this line for another moment… proposal, engagement party, wedding day… It’s that good.

i actually stole it from a deleted scene on the “i got the hook up” dvd, but thanks anyway

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34 Omar September 25, 2009 at 1:28 am

@The Champ,

“i actually stole it from a deleted scene on the “i got the hook up” dvd, but thanks anyway’

If this is true that line is officially tainted.

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35 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 2:41 am

@Omar and The Champ, what would any ninja in I Got The Hook Up (character or actual actor) know about atheists?

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36 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

because only God can judge them.

**this was much more clever in my head**

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37 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm

@The Champ,

What would they know, not
why would they know…

0-2 Champers. Long night?

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38 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 9:58 am

@The Champ, “i actually stole it from a deleted scene on the “i got the hook up” dvd, but thanks anyway’
nuff said…

and men just so you know (as proven by this thread) you can not determine the effectiveness of a pick up line based on other men’s opinions….LOL

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39 overit September 25, 2009 at 1:44 am

@thismayconcernyou, i’m with shay-d, that line is corny and suspect as hell. big womp.

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40 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

@thismayconcernyou,

“smh…. While I agree with the sentiment, you should have saved this line for another moment… proposal, engagement party, wedding day…”

Hmm, good suggestion on the engagement/wedding tip. Ninjas take notes. Also, make sure your future wifey never read VSB. lol

‘Cuz that line WAS made of beautiful.

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41 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:06 am

@thismayconcernyou,

I ain’t gon lie. iSwooned at that line a lil bit. There’s a lil corny in all of us. #ThugFail

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42 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:31 am

ohhh
I dont know
can I have a starting team and a bench?

awww dayum….
now I cant think of anyone

I am going to say
Michael Jordan in 92 (winning, relevant, and pre jaundice)
Terrell Owens…Man that ninja body is off the CHAIN..I mean it be calling me in my sleep!!!
Marcus Allen in his hey day-them eyes man….them eyes
Will Smith…any time..yes even goofy flat top parents just dont understand will
LL Cool J- radio/im bad…..man I still remember feeling like “i need love was just for me”

honorable mention..AI at the height of his thuggedness…ohh he was so sexy…and so thug…..

you made sure your starting line up was anti colorstruck huh? not trying to go down that road again are we…. LMAO

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43 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:38 am

@shay_d_lady,

TO’s body is ridick. I just need for him to stand there and NOT talk. Better yet, I’ma need for him to work out. shirtless. And not talk. lol

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44 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 8:48 am

@Selah,
Exactly. I don’t want to hear any words.
Period. Just shut up and look good.

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45 Sheffield Swats September 25, 2009 at 12:55 am

@shay_d_lady,
“Michael Jordan in 92 (winning, relevant, and pre jaundice)”

Argh. MJ grosses me out! If you saw the HOF speech (or read Jordan Rules or “When Nothing Else Matters”) I don’t know how chexing ol’ MJ is appealing. He looks like he’d be a super disrespectful lay…like he’d refuse to put out his cigar during the deed and then try to ash on your back or something. Plus he got a bad knee. No leverage. *shrugs*

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46 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 8:59 am

@Sheffield Swats,

lmao@ ashing on your back.

I think MJ is an a*hole as well.

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47 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:29 am

@Me fail english?, I have come to terms with his current a$$ holish state…but come on now
92-93 Jordan
errrybody was singing “sometimes I feel..that he is me.”..
ohh….
“i wanna be wanna be like mi-ike”
I LOVED Jordan then…

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48 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:18 am

@Sheffield Swats,

Yeah. MJ just reads arse hole. The Hall of Fame speech was ridic. I say Chuck B would at least make the chex fun. But he’d prolly want you to get up and cook something after (but, then again, what man doesn’t?)

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49 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm

@Sheffield Swats,

…like he’d refuse to put out his cigar during the deed and then try to ash on your back or something…

LOL

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50 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:05 am

@shay_d_lady,

you made sure your starting line up was anti colorstruck huh? not trying to go down that road again are we…. LMAO

lol, i’m just being honest and sh*t. and by “being honest” theres a chance i might mean “pandering”

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51 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 8:51 am

@The Champ,

I was thinking the same thing. Way to play it safe.

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52 NayNay September 25, 2009 at 12:38 am

1. Idris Elba
2. Jackie Long
3. Post-Brown Sugar Mos Def (lol!)
4. Common
5. and William Demps. omg.

Ps. Boris Kodjoe is the most obvious starter, so I didn’t put him on my list…although I def. had to mention his fine ass. lol…

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53 Selah September 25, 2009 at 1:08 am

@NayNay,

“Post-Brown Sugar Mos Def ” — Yep Yep! he was just too cute in that movie. Skinny, but cute. lol

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54 MizThickaDenThick September 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm

@NayNay,

Yes @ fine ass Jackie Long!! Let me fan myself

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55 pe. riche. September 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm

@NayNay,

Will Demps is the most beautiful man. Period.

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56 thismayconcernyou September 25, 2009 at 12:40 am

PG: Kerry Washington
SG: Jurnee Smollet
SF: Jill Marie Jones
PF: Scarlett Johansson
C: Garcelle Beauvais

To all the fellas who crash this post, fall backFALL BACK on Kerry. I called Kerry Washington about two minutes after I came out my mother’s womb.

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57 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:45 am

@thismayconcernyou, so you got a lip and boob fetish?

Its always funny to see these lists.. men always have common themes…
like Champs list most of the girls are of slight build(excluding kenya) with exotic features..specifically the eyes..
so he likes a little “otherness” mixed in with his…..

but the women’s list are all over the place…..

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58 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:13 am

@shay_d_lady,

i was about to say something about the prominent lips as well.

btw, there are other thicker women i could have named (ie bria myles, esther baxter, and pre boob job caramel) but they’re all relatively obscure video chicks, strippers, and p*rn stars.

i saved that list for my other blog, verysmartbrothas
whodontcareaboutgettingbannedfromworkplaces.com

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59 thismayconcernyou September 25, 2009 at 2:15 am

@shay_d_lady,

The funny thing about my list is that Scarlett is probably the thickest one on it…

The “fetish” is more lips and eyes… Most of the women I listed have great sets of both…

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60 Sula September 25, 2009 at 11:41 am

@thismayconcernyou,

The “fetish” is more lips and eyes…
…and boobs. :)

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61 BlkBond September 25, 2009 at 2:47 am

@thismayconcernyou,

your PG and PF are on my current list of “stay-single-until-I’m-rich” picks. Yeah…

Yeah (**licks lips**)

Bond. BlkBond.

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62 insomN.I.A. September 25, 2009 at 12:46 am

The Starting Line Up…
Starting at point guard, coming in at 6’2, Thierry “I play real football” Henry
Starting at shooting guard, coming in at 6’2, Idris “The British Knight” Elba
Starting at Small Forward, coming in at 6’3 Clifford “Method Man” Smith!!
Starting at power forward, coming in at 6’1, Denzel “KingKongAintGotNothingOnMe” Washington
and……………..
Starting at center(posthumously), coming in at a whopping 6 feet 16inches, Tupac “Thug Life” Shakur.–I had to put Pac in the starting 5. it’s crazy, but Pac was my first real celebrity crush…or at least he was the first celebrity I thought about when I first started pastorstating. I had every intention of allowing Pac to deflower me 3 ways once I got to college. I made it to college, Fall 2000…Pac didn’t make it to 2000. Damn you Suge!!!!and if you’re reading this, Suge, I don’t really think you had anything to do with Pac’s death. Really. I love you, Suge.

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63 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:50 am

@insomN.I.A., Starting at center(posthumously), coming in at a whopping 6 feet 16inches, Tupac “Thug Life” Shakur.–I had to put Pac in the starting 5. it’s crazy, but Pac was my first real celebrity crush…or at least he was the first celebrity I thought about when I first started pastorstating. I had every intention of allowing Pac to deflower me 3 ways once I got to college. I made it to college, Fall 2000…Pac didn’t make it to 2000

I LUV 2 pac…girl….he died the fall of my freshman year.. I had the same plans you had..and then he died and had to settle for some lame a$$ dude with the new jordans…LOL

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64 BlkBond September 25, 2009 at 2:49 am

@insomN.I.A.,

I think you gave Pac an extra foot, lol

Bond.

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65 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:15 pm

@BlkBond,

lol, she did

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66 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:02 am

@insomN.I.A.,

LMAO @ that last part. Pac still makes me kinda….

Damn you Suge!!! Sorry, Suge. I play too much. Don’t hurt me.

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67 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:23 am

@insomN.I.A.,

WORD on Tupac. It wasn’t just the looks, it was THE VOICE (a good voice puts a nicca into the 10 range for moi). He had, arguably, the best rappin’ voice of all time. SEXAY!

Sug done (allegedly) kept us from some primetime ogling.

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68 NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox.. September 26, 2009 at 4:18 am

@insomN.I.A., I really didn’t expect to see Thierry Henry on someone’s list…good choice..No homo…just saying i can appreicate a good footballer…

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69 Sheffield Swats September 25, 2009 at 12:50 am

This is MY list, dagnammit. No apologies. That being said, I’ve never been able to rock with the Boris Kodjoe’s of the world. Zzzzz. I need quirks. Thus….

5. Carmelo Anthony–That smile. Been plotting on him since he got legal. *Sigh*

4. Nelson Mandela–For one, I know Winnie wasn’t hitting that right. Secondly, he got principals and sh*t. Plus we’d have lots of stuff to talk about after, before and during.

3. Malice (of the Clipse)–So tormented. How many rappers can pull of this verse http://www.lyricstime.com/clipse-i-m-not-you-lyrics.html and a guest spot on Mary Mary’s remix to “The God In Me”?

2. Paul Newman, circa “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” and “The Hustler”. Blue eyes & Oscar-calibar talent? Winner.

1. Jim Brown. Yes, I saw the Spike documentary. As any female fan of rap music would argue, “he wouldn’t do/say that to ME”. Plus, if you saw how he tore down Raquel Welch, well you know why he’s ranked this high.

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70 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

@Sheffield Swats,

Nelson Mandela???? O____O

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71 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:13 am

@Luvvie,

Ok, that face cracked me up.

And yeah…um…lustin’ after Nelson Mandela would make me feel some kinda way…

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72 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:16 am

@Sheffield Swats,

Oooh, yeah Paul Newman was dreamy. Those eyes could pierce right through me.

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73 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:19 am

@Cheekie,
Especially in Cool Hand Luke.
Yum.

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74 Sula September 25, 2009 at 11:59 am

@Sheffield Swats,

4. Nelson Mandela–For one, I know Winnie wasn’t hitting that right. Secondly, he got principals and sh*t. Plus we’d have lots of stuff to talk about after, before and during.

I have to give you props just for that paragraph! :lol:

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75 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 12:51 am

I am also watching the bobby brown behind the music and I must say that for about a 2 year stretch of time.. I thought bobby brown was pretty hot …..
*singing* the truth about a roni……

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76 Omar September 25, 2009 at 1:02 am

PG: Tankia Ray
SG: Nia Long
C: Elise Neal
PF: Erykah Badu, primarily because of her apparent supernatural abilities…
SF: Dania Ramirez

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77 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:16 am

@Omar,

PF: Erykah Badu, primarily because of her apparent supernatural abilities…

i actually thought about adding her to the team, just for the volatile chemistry aspect. she’d either be rodman on the 98 bulls or artest on the 2004 pacers, no inbetween

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78 Sheffield Swats September 25, 2009 at 1:24 am

@The Champ, Does that mean Lauryn Hill = JR Rider?

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79 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:18 pm

@Sheffield Swats,

lol, actually l-boogie might be more vin baker

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80 NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox.. September 26, 2009 at 4:20 am

@Omar, Major co-signage on the SF…Smoking!!! Loved me some Heroes!!!

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81 Maximillian September 25, 2009 at 1:08 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCR85u9QngQ for effect…

Annnnnd now… the starting lineup… for YOUR Maximillians!

At Small Forward, from Cleveland, Ohio, Halle Berry!
At Power Forward, from Miami, Florida, Esther Baxter!
The girl, in the middle, from London, England, Naomi Campbell! (pre slap-a-ho days)
At Point Guard, from SouthEast DC, Taraji Henson!
From North Carolina New York City, Shooting Guard, Sanaa Lathan!

They’re the best I never had…

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82 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm

@Maximillian,

your frontcourt is serious, especially the forwards

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83 Caramel Eclair September 25, 2009 at 1:36 am

1. Idrais Elba
2. Gabriel Aubry (Halle Berry’s man)
3. Lamar Odom
4. Reggie Bush
(side bar…I HATE the Kardashians! 3&4)
5. Simon Fuller (white dude from Something New) he can blow my toes anytime!

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84 Princess Jai September 25, 2009 at 10:41 am

@Caramel Eclair, Carmel.. I would step on Halle’s back to get to that man… something about him wets my whistle

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85 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:55 am

@Princess Jai,

If you wait long enough, she will run him of. Heh Heh. I took my hater pills today. Sue me.

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86 Caramel Eclair September 25, 2009 at 1:40 am

my bench players
Kanye ( i really do <3 him)
Dwight Howard
Musiq Soulchild..i know…that eye….but hey he can sing to me anytime….

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87 MizThickaDenThick September 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm

@Caramel Eclair,

I would love to wrestle dwight howard and have him pin me down lol

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88 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm

@MizThickaDenThick,

lol, oh gosh

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89 overit September 25, 2009 at 1:42 am

this: iwishan*ggawouldness goodness is a t-shirt!

and this: …even tyler perry would be like “damn. where the hell is the freakin nuance??” if he read this, kilt me. how i’m gonna go to work tomorrow??

my team would consist of idris elba. he can play many positions at once.

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90 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:11 am

@overit,

LMAO. “Multitasking Ho-sh*t”

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91 Naturally Alise September 25, 2009 at 12:26 pm

@Luvvie,

“Floater Hosh*t”

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92 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 11:15 am

@overit,

Yes lawd.

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93 charli skipp September 25, 2009 at 1:45 am

My dream team would be:

1. Harvey from Celebrity Fit Club–yaaaaaaaaaassss. I love aggressive men. I just picture him cussing somebody out and then working that frustration out all up in my life. And then holding me whilst being refreshingly gentle and sweet….

2. 1990′s child star Bumper Robinson–google him. you might not know the name, but he famous, yall! I had the biggest crust on him all throughout the 1990′s, so it’s only right that he make the team.

3. Andre 3000–I just love him. Plus we could go shopping and get manicures together and he’d grease my scalp on Sundays.

4. Bruce Willis, circa now—I’m really not attracted to yt men…..but I could tape Bruce’s mouth shut and make it work.

5. a pre-Michelle President Obama–before Michelle because, well, I’m not triflin. But at the same time, I would be that tacky person to be sitting around right now telling my “Barry O from Harvard back in 1990″ stories and trying to shop my book around.

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94 Lanieanna September 25, 2009 at 9:35 am

@charli skipp,

Harvey is on my list…. That man is HOTT!

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95 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:34 am

@charli skipp,
bumper robinson= clarence “the so fine” from Amen
and lena’s choir boy boyfriend in Different world

you took me back…LOL

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96 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:53 am

@shay_d_lady,

Dont forget Jackie Jackson in “The Jacksons: An American Dream”. He was a cutie.

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97 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:10 am

@shay_d_lady,

Aw snap. That foine mofo made me mad his name was Bumper. Just like Pooch Hall. And both of them funny name niccas were on The Game. lmfao

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98 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:03 pm

@charli skipp,

3. Andre 3000–I just love him. Plus we could go shopping and get manicures together and he’d grease my scalp on Sundays.

I love, love, love him… So sexy in a unique way…

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99 Caramel Eclair September 25, 2009 at 1:54 am

and common…his veggie eating azz is fine azz hell! *fans self* if i ever make it to one of his shows…trust imma be that groupie!

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100 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 2:06 am

At point: Last Dragon era Taimak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWVhiIisH30

Shooting Guard: Keep Ya Head Up era Tupac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXwmDGJAB8&feature=related

Small Forward: Boris Kodjoe, then, now and forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5xyzRsawds

Power Forward: Bob Marley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Axwsjzwh6s&feature=related

At Center: Dhani Jones always and forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HjLqssYvNM

Coming off the Bench:

Charles Barkley, circa 1993-1994
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE3PZtxsiQU&feature=related

President Obama, pre mom jeans

Brad Pitt, Thelma and Louise era

George Clooney, ER era

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101 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:07 am

@V.E.G.,

WHAT?! Girl, we was >here< til you said Sir Charles.

Why, Ebony, WHy? :( *Lopsided, ugly face cry*

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102 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:55 am

@Me fail english?,

Barkley looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. And his golf swing looks like he rides the short bus.

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103 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:13 am

@Cheekie,

*dead* You did NOT just take it to his golf swing!

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104 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm

@Cheekie,

I, at this very, moment, have a basketball in my desk drawer with Charles Barkley’s face painted on it.

My love runs deep. I will fight you for talkin bout my man. :-p

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105 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm

@V.E.G.,

AHAHAHAHA! Your love runs deep, indeed. A b-ball face?! Hilarious.

Can’t hate ya for lovin’. ;)

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106 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:13 am

@V.E.G.,

I STILL dont understand ur love of Sir Charles.

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107 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 1:04 pm

@Luvvie,

He’s a big country farm boy who doesn’t give a sh!t and he has a beautiful smile. He’s strong and cocky.

I don’t understand why you don’t see the good in him.

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108 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm

@V.E.G.,
At Center: Dhani Jones always and forever

Why you gotsa steal my Point Guard!!! Wars have started over less than that… :lol:

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109 CanJamGirl September 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm

@V.E.G.,

How could you do that to me?? I can’t make it through that much shirtless footage of Dhani!! I’m pretty sure I didn’t make it….just woke up in a disoriented puddle of drool and clicked ‘replay’ on my computer…*sigh!*

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110 RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops September 25, 2009 at 2:31 am

Um NO to Kenya Moore. I still to this day can’t understand how she won the pageant. She is really just not cute – AT ALL. I WISH Gabrielle Union would have been running against her in the finals – trust and believe Kenya would have NEVER won. I’m still not quite convinced Kenya isn’t a post-op transgendered man turned woman. Just sayin.

Ok, top 5 picks – (positions undetermined at the time of this post) Since it’s fantasy, I’m choosing both living and deceased – in fantasy everyone is alive.

1. Tupac Shakur – any day, all day and for any reason. (Besides that, I’m his widow. ;) )
2. L.L. Cool J, circa “I’m Bad”. Woo lawd that man was sexxAy! His lip-licking put chapstick to shame.
3. Michael Jordan – before retirement and BEFORE the Wizards, LOL. Not only was the man foine, he could ball his azz off! Aside from that, his wife (at the time) has my name. So it was written in the stars, lol.
4. Rakim. His style and finesse would translate to an easy win on the court.
5. And lastly, Sinbad. Because every court needs a court jester. He’d be the Harlem Globetrotter part of the game, and a definite distraction to the opposing team.

Honorable mention, but very close to making the cut: Morris Chestnut in his “Boys in the Hood”/”The Brothers” days.

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111 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 2:47 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops, why do women like to “wet blanket” a man’s taste in women? Are we not allowed our subjective leanings?

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112 charli skipp September 25, 2009 at 3:27 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
No.

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113 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:12 am

@charli skipp, and therein lies the difference between men and women. We stay out of y’all way when y’all start gushing about beefcake and heels and sh*t, we’re not interested in that. We put the noise canceling headphones on and leave you to your own devices. Ladies, however, just don’t feel right unless they attempt to ruin man fun.

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114 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

you know what, I might have to agree with you lowkey. On my phone it doesn’t show me the original author of the comment until the end, and when I read that statement about Kenya i thought to myself “must be a woman that wrote this”

I was right. Damn. lol

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115 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:15 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops,

LMAO @ the haterade u just made rain on Kenya. Some man somewhere is mad as H*ll right now.

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116 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops,

I never got what dudes saw in Kenya Moore either. She has a nice body and aight face. Maybe Im just hating cuz I hated all the roles she played on TV..

Lisa Turtle>Whoever Kenya played on Martin

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117 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm

@Me fail english?,

“Lisa Turtle>Whoever Kenya played on Martin”

You Lie!!!

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118 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong,

lol

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119 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm

@Me fail english?,

saying kenya moore has a “nice” body is like saying raewkon has a weight problem

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120 WordSmith September 25, 2009 at 11:54 am

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops,

(I submitted this downthread, but meant to put it here)

I like Kenya Moore for two reasons:

Right after she won the Miss USA pageant, she was signing pictures in some convenience store and she told me she liked my jacket (I was 8. Yes, I’m that young.).

Also, it’s cliche, but her winning that pageant showed me at the time that ‘we’ (dark-skinned black women) could be considered beautiful. AND. She’s an Aquarius. Holla at us.

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121 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops,

I, for one, find Ms. Kenya Moore extremely gorgeous. I mean her curves ALONE make her something special… Now throw in those sultry eyes and lovely smile, and we have a winner.

I can dig it.

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122 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops,

I still to this day can’t understand how she won the pageant. She is really just not cute – AT ALL. I WISH Gabrielle Union would have been running against her in the finals – trust and believe Kenya would have NEVER won. I’m still not quite convinced Kenya isn’t a post-op transgendered man turned woman. Just sayin.

***redbeanz 10 years ago***

“i mean, they win and all, but the chicago bulls aren’t that good at all. so what if they’ve won 6 championships in 8 years, they’re just lucky they didnt hafta play the clippers in the finals”

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123 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm

@The Champ,

BWAHAHAHAHA

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124 Big Man September 25, 2009 at 12:54 pm

@RedBeanzNRice w/Poak Chops,

Sinbad?

That is so freaking random. That’s more random than VEG and the Chuckster. The equivalent would be me randomly adding Sherri Shepherd to my list. Crazy.

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125 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm

@Big Man,

Dayum. Why you gotta hate on my love for Chuck?

Yes, his placement on my list of certified hotties was random…but dang. Just dang.

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126 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

@Big Man,

WTF?! I just saw Sinbad. This list just lost all credibility.

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127 SaneN85 September 25, 2009 at 2:40 am

1. Michael Ely, anytime
2. Tupac
3. T.I.
4. ‘Ol boy who plays Eggs on True Blood, although that just the body, I may need the lights off for him because he makes some faces that I just can’t handle.

I know there’s more, and probably better, choices. I just can’t think right now, I’m too tired.

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128 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:09 am

@SaneN85,

Mmmm. Michael Ealy. He was TOTally not my type physically (light skinned, light eyes? Boooo)….and then I met him person. He gives off that “real MAN” vibe and I could see why Halle was open. good gawd!

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129 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:15 pm

@Me fail english?,

If I had a type either, it would definitely not be typical “Michael Ealy”…. but there is just something about him that just makes you want to either have a very deep conversation with him or throw your panties at his face… or both. And I peeped it in the first barbershop…

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130 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

@SaneN85, Michael Ely, anytime
girl… I love him.. he was actually on my list but I had to give his spot to AI.. who gives off that same vibe so I had to use length of crush time as my tie breaker…LOL

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131 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 11:19 am

@SaneN85,

#4′s name is Mechad Brooks.

And lordhavemercysweetbabyjesusIwoulddothingstohimthataren’tevenlegal.

*faints just thinking about it*

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132 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm

@SaneN85,

I loves Michael Ealy, too. I was *DEAD*, though when this nurse said my baby nephew will grow up to look like him.

Um…O_O.

I’ont wanna think about that! SMDH

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133 MePhiMe September 25, 2009 at 2:48 am

PG: Bria Myles
SG: Rosa Acosta
SF: Lisa Nicole Carson (pre-crazy)
PF: Kourtney Kardashian
C: Beyonce (Don’t hate)

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134 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 9:07 am

This cat called himself MePhiMe…

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135 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:53 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

*dying*

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136 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm

@MePhiMe,

welcome and sh*t. and, you have an all-star backcourt

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137 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 3:16 am

I could have an NFL roster full of freaks…but since we’re doing the starting five thing…I’ma get all hockey like and add a goaltender!

Taral Hicks–was looking like wifey up in Bronx Tale.
Italia Blue–only need one of *those* girls on this list…so she makes the cut over Audrey Jaymes. She isn’t as trashy as Jasmine Cashmere or Stacie Lane either.
Amerie–her in her first album days….before she allegedly got work done.
Claudette Ortiz–yes, her from City High…before she allegedly had kids by both of the dudes in the group.
Tamron Hall–needed a TV newswoman in the mix…she’s national enough.

And at goaltender:
MC Lyte–dubious sexual orientation be damned, she does booty sweats right to this day.

So many could make the list though….but this list is the immediate “different from others” list that comes to mind.

I thought about adding on an all-2520 team for fun…but what’s the point? While I find plenty attractive, they’re not who I would step to in reality.

Jessica Alba’s ethnicity is too ambiguous to make the call on.

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138 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:12 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Da hell?

First of all, Amerie aint had no damn work done! She’s just in shape. You take that back!

Second…wtf is “booty sweats”?

Third, I think Alba is Mexican and some sorta white.

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139 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:18 am

@Me fail english?, damn, you’re right. Just looked it up, her white side is Danish/French-Canadian.

It was dubious because I remember something mentioned about her being of Portuguese descent, which if she was full-blooded Portuguese would have made her 2520. But those features didn’t add up to white for me.

On Amerie: She was rumored to have had a nose job.

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140 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:29 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Yeah Mexicans always fool me. Maybe cuz that was like the one ethnicity on earth I didnt grow up around (we had Guatemalans, and no Mexicans. what gives?). I just found out Apollonia was Mexican like two weeks ago. I thought she was just light-skinned. haha

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141 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:01 am

@Me fail english?, yeah, Mexicans are all the rest of the country knows.

I forget who that was that told that joke that NYC calls all Latinos Puerto Ricans, Miami calls them all Cubans, and L.A. calls them all Mexicans. Might have been Mencia, might have been a Black or white comic, I forget.

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142 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

@ Stuff Ghetto People Like,

That was Menicia. Trust that’s all I know down here.

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143 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:04 am

@Me fail english?, I’m still mad you’re not familiar with the greatest invention for *ss lovers everywhere. Booty sweats (and their cousin booty shorts) been on the scene since ’02. May or may not have stuff written right on the *ss (usually “Juicy”). Made females sexy on runs to the store.

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144 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

booty sweats??? ain’t nobody heard of that but you. lol

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145 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm

@Selah, maybe I’m the only one who called them that. But this is the first time people didn’t know what I was referring to.

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146 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm

@Selah,

lol! Girl I thought I was the only one. Like “Is that what they call those?” That just sounds…ehh…funky.

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147 Selah September 25, 2009 at 2:28 pm

@SGPL – That’s cuz they prolly all had some context clues. I ain’t know. I googled it and came up with some kind of drink. lol

@Me Fail English – it does sound funky. Like. Why is your booty sweating? And who wears something that emphasizes the sweating of the booty. lol

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148 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

@Selah,

LOL. and ewww @ folks drinking booty sweat. You couldn’t pay me

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149 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm

@Me fail english?,

Alba is Cuban I believe…

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150 Omar September 25, 2009 at 9:47 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Good call on MC Lyte, I forgot all about her.

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151 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm

@Omar,

me too, for a reason

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152 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm

@The Champ,

*snickers*

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153 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:36 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

blue’s one of the only p*rn chicks i would consider possibly maybe dating in real life. she seems like a sweetheart…and, well, nevermind.

Tamron Hall–needed a TV newswoman in the mix…she’s national enough.

great choice, btw

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154 Srgt. Waters d.b.a. Anti-horny Azz Ninja September 25, 2009 at 4:46 am

The Ultimate Dream Team:

PG: Isabel “Weezy” Sanford
SG: Eartha “Lady Eloise” Kitt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc2qG4bq8jk&NR=1
C: LaWanda “Aunt Esther” Page http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu4DeN8u9cM
PF: Esther “Damn, Damn, Damn!!” Rolle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSE-tM9-Rm8
and rounding out the roster…
SF: Nell “Gimme a Break”Carter

– will try to report back w/ subs later

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155 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:12 am

@Srgt. Waters d.b.a. Anti-horny Azz Ninja,

Pop-pop?

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156 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:21 am

@Srgt. Waters d.b.a. Anti-horny Azz Ninja, Eartha Kitt was SUPER-bangin’ when she was younger. Lena Horne too. Pearl Bailey, Della Reese, I can think of a few in that category.

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157 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:16 am

@Srgt. Waters d.b.a. Anti-horny Azz Ninja,

This list just made me cackle AND frown at the same time. And I then threw up in my mouf a lil

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158 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm

@Srgt. Waters d.b.a. Anti-horny Azz Ninja,

lol, this is definitely an anti-horny list

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159 Da Iceman September 25, 2009 at 4:52 am

PG: Pre-Jamie Foxx Meagan Good
SG: Jessica Alba (ambiguous ethnicity or not she is bangin’!)
SF: Kerry Washington (did y’all see ‘I think I love my wife? Was there any other reason to see that flick?)
PF: Alicia Keys (she is the anchor here, hold it down!)
C: Sky Lopez (If you know, you know!)

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160 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:51 am

@Da Iceman, (ambiguous ethnicity or not she is bangin’!)
LOL why did I hear michael jackson in my head saying t his line from the rock my world video?

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161 Da Iceman September 27, 2009 at 5:09 am

@shay_d_lady, LOL i just saw the video yesterday too!

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162 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm

@Da Iceman,

welcome and sh*t

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163 Da Iceman September 27, 2009 at 5:07 am

@The Champ, Thanks and sh*t

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164 Nicki Sunshine September 25, 2009 at 7:14 am

1. Reggie Bush

2. Idris Elba

3. Jay Z

4. Glenn Lewis: (he song that song, “Dont you Forget It”- No clue where he’s been since then.

5. Bryce Wilson

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165 Omar September 25, 2009 at 9:49 am

@Nicki Sunshine,

Jay-Z? You smoke camels don’t you?

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166 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:52 am

@Omar,

*high five*

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167 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:17 am

@Omar,

*cackles*

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168 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:05 am

@Nicki Sunshine,

Jay-Z

Ya know what. The pic on Champ’s “Can’t Knock the Hustle” post was actually kinda cute. That one picture day pic he always shows when he was in grade school was also cute. I wouldnt put him on my list, but I can see where ya coming from.

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169 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:53 am

@Nicki Sunshine,
Glenn Lewis
his CD was nice.. I loved that “anywhere” joint about the crazy chick

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170 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 11:54 am

@Nicki Sunshine,

Glenn Lewis…mmmmhhhmm…only reason I watch Maid In Manhattan is because of the ONE scene he’s performing in, lol

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171 CleverScreenName September 25, 2009 at 7:33 am

I know it’s kind of in bad taste to just jump up and throw out five names without anybody every seein’ me here before, but I just found this site and I’m mad I didn’t know about y’all before you kept my insmomniac @$$ up reading 20 million comments from yesterday’s “Cruel Women” post.

Anyway, I know Champ left her off, but I gotta start off givin some love to the Reigning MVP.

C: Candace Parker – I actually met her at a game a couple of weeks ago, and was trying to plot how to confess my undying love for her without her 6’9″-Professional-athelete-husband noticing gettin up out of his courtside seat.

PF: Jill Scott – I defy any of you to Listen to “Words and Sounds: Volume 3″, Tracks 4-6 right now and still keep her off of your list!!!

SF: Danielle Fishel – She beat out Lynsey Bartilson, or more accurately, Topanga beat our Lilly Finnerty to fill my non-white/weird TV crush category.

SG: Jaimee Foxworth – Pre-Crave. It’s no fun if we’ve already seen Mr. Marcus having his way with her. So let’s just pretend that never happened.

PG/Captain/Coach: Tia Mowry – How is it that she and her sister are identical and she looks better? her performance on The Game just solidified it for me.

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172 CleverScreenName September 25, 2009 at 7:39 am

@CleverScreenName,

SF: Danielle Fishel – She beat out Lynsey Bartilson, or more accurately, Topanga beat our Lilly Finnerty to fill my non-white/weird TV crush category.

Of course, I meant non-Black… Whatever, you get it.

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173 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:56 am

@CleverScreenName, on Jaimee Foxworth, we wouldn’t know what’s up with the adult her if she was never Crave.

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174 CleverScreenName September 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

hmm… conundrum… Alright then, let’s switch my off guard from Judy to Rudy. Keshia Knight Pulliam. Conundrum solved.

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175 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm

@CleverScreenName, Keshia is hot a hell…she needs to get more roles.

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176 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm

@CleverScreenName,

welcome and sh*t.

and your team is one of those sleeper type charlotte bobcat type teams that could end up being much better than people think they are

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177 CleverScreenName September 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm

@The Champ,

Thansk ant $#!t for the welcome…

Yeah, College years Topanga and The Game Tia are gonna ball up some of these others teams that I’m lookin at that are way over the cap. How you gone have Halle, Naomi AND Sanaa startin? That’s like the ’04 Lakers. 4 Hall of Famers and still lose…

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178 Big Man September 25, 2009 at 1:04 pm

@CleverScreenName,

Me and my brother used to want to give it to Topanga back on Boy Meets World.

We would be like “That lame ninja Cory don’t know what to do with that. Look at them lips and that body. Talking about she getting fat…Sucker.”

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179 CleverScreenName September 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

@Big Man,
I feel a little weird now, because I’m older, but I still catch the Disney Channel reruns of the college days, sometimes. I even considered (briefly) watching the dish, just to see those lips move.

Damn.

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180 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

@Big Man, I’m convinced 2520 dudes don’t know what to do with perfectly serviceable females. They f*ck the game up something terrible with their weird *ss whims.

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181 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm

@Big Man,
Hahah You sound like my lil bro talking about Topanga back in the day. I knew more than a few kats back in jr. high who loved them some Topanga.

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182 Sula September 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm

@miss t-lee,

Right? I knew a couple of them as well…

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183 LastTrainToParis September 25, 2009 at 7:39 am

PG: Taraji Henson – my Allstar
SG: Nia Long – long time veteran
SF: Lauren london – Pre Lil Wayne LOL!! Them dimples Mmm
PF: Regina King -Notice she gets all the good black wife roles
C: Keisha Cole – She just has a sexy ghetto-ness to me

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184 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:52 am

@LastTrainToParis, You feelin’ Regina King on that show Southland?

Nia Long didn’t hold up well from her 90s heyday IMO.

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185 Big Man September 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Gotta agree. Saw a recent pic, she done fell off. Made me reevaluate whether I was trippin’ back in the day. Jasmine Guy did the same thing. Although I saw that Fresh Prince episode that Jasmine Guy was on, and she had a certain sexiness about her back in the day.

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186 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm

@LastTrainToParis,

PF: Regina King -Notice she gets all the good black wife roles

i think she’d make a great GM

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187 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 8:10 am

Antonio Sabato Jr- during his General Hospital years and at present. Bad boy with a good heart.

Russell Wong – pre Romeo Must Die, post Romeo Must Die. He will kick ass for me with his shirt off…

Fred Williamson -during his AFL years- He’s my Gary, Indiana gotdayum! All around fine and still smooth to this day!

Gregory Peck- preThe Omen; Atticus won my heart in 8th grade English, lol

Javier Bardem- him jus sexxy.

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188 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 8:27 am

@Smiley Face,

Can I have six? LOL.. Tommy Lee Jones…him jus funny and smart at that…back in his hey day Tommy was a bad boy, he can sub for Gregory Peck

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189 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:15 am

@Smiley Face,

LOL. Girl, who the hell are these people? Forget a sixth, you might just have to pick some ppl that are more famous than me!

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190 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 9:52 am

@Me fail english?,

lol..girl..i’se old skool (don’t let my age (30) fool you) these folk made way for the sexy of today! LOL

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191 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 9:27 am

@Smiley Face,
Antonio was especially hot in the “Love Will Never Do Without You” video.

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192 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:47 am

@miss t-lee,

YES. He looked like an Adonis.

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193 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:24 am

@Cheekie,
Yes ma’am!!! :)

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194 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:37 am

@Smiley Face,

I *heart* Attic Finch

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195 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:49 am

@Smiley Face,

“Javier Bardem- him jus sexxy.”

Ok, I wanna know if you also found his Anton Chigurh sexy? Bowl hair-cut and all?

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196 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 11:51 am

@Cheekie,

Girl no! LOL..his @ss was scary. But his pre-American film days…yes Lawd…

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197 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm

@Smiley Face,

Yeah, he shot WAY up there in my top 5 list of scariest film characters. That mofo was chilling.

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198 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm

@Cheekie,

yeah. i still have nightmares that i’ll come home from work one day with him sitting on my couch, stun gun in one hand and a quarter in the other

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199 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:56 pm

@Smiley Face,

javi bardem? You can keep him. lol

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200 CO261 September 25, 2009 at 8:10 am

PG: Lauren London (before I knew she was pregnant by a gremlin)
SG: Kerry Washington
SF: Alicia Keys ( Smokin Aces)
PF: Bria Myles
C: Tahiry (shout out to Joe Budden. Not many guys are secure enough to put their girl out there for the world to see.)
6th: Amber Rose (VMA bodysuit)

My team is far from perfect but it represents how I’m feeling at the moment. 

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201 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:45 am

@CO261,

I’m sorry but eff all that “secure” ish. Joe Budden is a dumbasz for putting her on blast like that. Between everyone speculating on her “past”, ppl claiming to have slept with her, targetting her in dis songs. wtf? Poor judgment on his part.

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202 AkShone September 25, 2009 at 10:28 am

@CO261,

…from what I’ve heard you might have a shot at Tahiry now.

Hope springs eternal.

…she is bangin’, tho.

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203 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm

@CO261,

welcome and sh*t, and lol at “before I knew she was pregnant by a gremlin”

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204 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 8:46 am

1. Dwayne Johnson—in his WWF days when he was freakishly huge, before he lost the weight and got all movie-ish BOOO!!!
I will layeth the smacketh down. I miss that ish.

2.David Banner–with the “Like A Pimp” weight. I don’t have to explain, most of ya’ll already know I’m a stan.. LOL

3.Maxwell-Urban Hang Suite era. With the hair that I STILL want to get my hands stuck in.

4. David Justice-Pre-Halle Berry marriage/azz beating circa 1992 (my biggest crush back in HS) All I remember is he used to wear the HEYLL out some baseball pants, and yeah…he was cold on the field, but that took a backseat…to them pants!!!

5. Greg Lloyd–circa ’95-you need someone just psychotic, and huge.

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205 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

@miss t-lee, Girl I love your list

I had a crush On ALLL O These ninjas!

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206 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

@shay_d_lady,
I knew you was cool people.

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207 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:52 pm

@miss t-lee,

thumbs up for the steeler shout out.

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208 Big Man September 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm

@The Champ,

This was 95% gay.

In case you were wondering.

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209 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm

@Big Man,

i know, lol.

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210 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm

@The Champ,
You know it was a hard decision between more than a few Steelers…but overall Lloyd won out.

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211 Selah September 25, 2009 at 12:57 pm

@miss t-lee,

girl, YES. how could I forget David Banner?? The “Play” video had me. *drool*

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212 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 3:58 pm

@Selah,

I can’t watch that video. Its too overwhelming.

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213 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm

@8th Wonder,
He looked soo good in that vid…then he lost sommore weight and I was…why?!?!?
Overwhelming is right.

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214 CoCoPuffs September 25, 2009 at 8:55 am

and it goes a lil somethin like this…

1. You guys may know him as Officer Troy in TP’s Why Did I Get Married…coming in at 6’3″, the sweet chocolatey piece of African American man candy…….Lamman Rucker!!

2. He started out singing jingles in Coca Cola commercials and every girl in my school wanted to be next to him on that bus but for purposes of this list, present day 6’0″ dark chocolate goodness that is Tyrese Gibson!!

3. Had me wishing my name was Nina and started my love of spoken word…Circa Love Jones era the whopping 5’7″, get a lot of bang for my buck. big things come in small packages, where’s me pot of gold…Lorenz Tate!!

4. This brotha makes me wanna do thangs, do thangs! Bad Habits video had me soggy all day long! Pre hair cut or post hair cut, whenever, wherever, whatever way he likes it every day of the week and twice on Sunday….Maxwell!!!

5. Glad he grew up…no longer the junky room, bad grade having, Gordon Gartrell shirt wearing, hanging out with friends named Cockroach, the oh so fine, current day specimen that he is…post Cosby Show, Malcolm Jamal Warner

Honorable Mentions go out to the benchwarmers…Derek Luke, Common, Mos Def, and the cutie pie in the Listerine commercials lol…

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215 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:42 am

@CoCoPuffs,

Mmmm. I forgot about Tyrese. Sometimes when I look at him I just think to myself “I could wear him out.” Definitely up for the challonj!

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216 CoCoPuffs September 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm

@Me fail english?,

you and me both!!!

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217 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:44 am

@CoCoPuffs,

Back up off Lamon Rucker, aka Officer Troy.
Back up, I say.

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218 CoCoPuffs September 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm

@V.E.G.,

I called it! I don’t wanna have to shank you but I will do what I have to do…those dimples, the chocolatey goodness, the man is educated and gives back, the dimples, mmmmm….let me snap out of it before I start molesting my desk chair…

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219 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

@CoCoPuffs,

“1. You guys may know him as Officer Troy in TP’s Why Did I Get Married…coming in at 6′3″, the sweet chocolatey piece of African American man candy…….Lamman Rucker!!”

I thought he looked TO UP in The Temptations as Jimmy Ruffin, but once I saw him in the above movie, I was like, “Dayum!”. You know one of those surprise come-outta-nowhere dayums? Like that. I wasn’t ‘pected alllll that. *fans self*

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220 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

@CoCoPuffs,

YES!! I remember when Tyrese had a piercing under his lips on the Coke commercial. That man would get it many ways, for many days! I LOVE HIM!! *squeals*

And Lamon Rucker is DELICIOUS. In my dreams, after we get it in and we cuddle, I say “I thought God had given up on me!” *sobs* If only…

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221 CoCoPuffs September 25, 2009 at 2:10 pm

@Luvvie,

LMAO!! too funny!

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222 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 11:42 am

@CoCoPuffs,

Malcom Jamal Warner used to hold open mic nights sometimes, and I swear…sitting front row, listening to the deep voice, and seeing the chocolate and locs…yes.

YES I SAY!

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223 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm

@CoCoPuffs,

the cutie pie in the Listerine commercials lol…

Hilarious!

I love the introduction of your dream team…. and I dig it/them. :)

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224 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm

@CoCoPuffs,

1. You guys may know him as Officer Troy in TP’s Why Did I Get Married…coming in at 6′3″, the sweet chocolatey piece of African American man candy…….Lamman Rucker!!

i actually know lamman pretty well. we’ve played on a few of the same summer league basketball teams. he’s a pretty down to earth cat. he’s a bit taller than 6’3 too.

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225 CoCoPuffs September 25, 2009 at 2:21 pm

@The Champ,

Ill be your very best friend til the end if you make that introduction happen!!!

He did a charity event in DC back in April, Hollywood Hoops, where I missed my opportunity to meet him. I was sooo sad… :-(

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226 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 8:55 am

Aw…where’s my comment?

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227 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:56 pm

@miss t-lee,

comment deez

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228 WuDaMan September 25, 2009 at 9:10 am

ooh this is tough. Cuz I don’t usually crush on celebs n stuff. So Let’s see if I can even name 5.

Rosie Perez
Marlyne Aflack
Sandra Bullock (I once crushed hard a black version there of not that she’s not still hot)
Foxy Brown
Kitten (not a worksafe search)

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229 WuDaMan September 25, 2009 at 9:12 am

@WuDaMan,

Qualifycation on that last one in the squirt jawn.
Dag and for the 6th woman carmen hayes awe shyt jordan? I don’t even know n e more

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230 deN.I.A.l is not a river in Egypt.... September 25, 2009 at 9:18 am

@WuDaMan,

I think pron stars should be off limits. Champ, Champ, tell Wu to stop!!

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231 WuDaMan September 25, 2009 at 10:36 am

@deN.I.A.l is not a river in Egypt….,

aight Mammie is my #5 then. I can’t help it

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232 deN.I.A.l is not a river in Egypt.... September 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

@WuDaMan,
how did you jump from kitten to mammie? dang homie, find a happy medium! lol.

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233 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm

@deN.I.A.l is not a river in Egypt….,

I think pron stars should be off limits. Champ, Champ, tell Wu to stop!!

nope. i aint wu’s keeper

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234 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:43 am

@WuDaMan, Kitten look like the type to have an old white pron mogul husband. One who is turned on by watching her duck another man sick…while he holds the camera!

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235 WuDaMan September 25, 2009 at 10:52 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Okay I’d qualify her by some of her earlier work. There’s this one she did where she was squirtin. It may have been fake. Haven’t seen her squirt in anything else I don’t think.

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236 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:25 am

@WuDaMan, I’ve seen that Kitten sees to it that her co-stars have an excellent day at the office, so I’m not mad at that part. But she still has that look though. Something about her also comes off kinda demonic, LOL.

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237 WuDaMan September 25, 2009 at 11:44 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
yo she grew up in the church n stuff man. I cought an interview once.

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238 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Something about her also comes off kinda demonic, LOL

lol, yeah. she scares the hell out of me.

i’d still beat though

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239 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:22 am

@WuDaMan,

Rosie Perez’s voice makes me wanna kick a cat. Shoot, it sounds like a cat is being kicked. EW.

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240 WuDaMan September 25, 2009 at 11:25 am

@Luvvie,

Yeah but her puerto rican body n face is undeniable… back in the day or still or something

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241 Selah September 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm

@WuDaMan,

where is BluntBlazer? He woulda loved the Rosie shout out

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242 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm

@Selah,

I KNOW! I misses him. :(

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243 Selah September 25, 2009 at 3:14 pm

@Cheekie,

One day he just up and disappeared. I figure his job blocked this place. I miss trying to decipher his comments. lol BB come back!

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244 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 9:23 am

First Team
PG: Lanisha Cole
SG: Kenya Moore
SF: Gabrielle Union
PF: Lauryn Hill 1994-1997
C: Sanaa Lathan

Second Team
PG: Esther Baxter
SG: Bria Myles
SF: Lastarya
PF: Melyssa Ford
C: Solei (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRy4W5asxg0&feature=related)

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245 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 9:29 am

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong,

First Team
PG: Lanisha Cole
SG: Kenya Moore
SF: Gabrielle Union
PF: Lauryn Hill 1994-1997
C: Sanaa Lathan

Second Team
PG: Esther Baxter
SG: Bria Myles
SF: Lastarya
PF: Melyssa Ford
C: So Sexy Solei

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246 AkShone September 25, 2009 at 10:35 am

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong,

Props on Lanisha Cole, I never knew her name, but always thought she was fly…real fly.

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247 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm

@AkShone,

I wasn’t up on her until the Neptunes(Frontin) video. I was like d@mn when I saw her. She doesn’t have much of a body but her face is beautiful.

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248 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong,

lol, your second team is gonna be whipping the starters ass everyday in practice

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249 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 1:37 pm

@The Champ,

Other than Kenya Moore my 1st team isn’t much tobrag about below the neck. The second team have the face and body. I should have reversed them.

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250 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 9:36 am

My turn!

-Tyrin Turner, circa Menace II Society (my token non-NY guy; I got a thing for Cali accents :) ). Those lips, that skin, that hair….ok, ok maybe not the hair but we could totally get that isht cut! On another note, what’s good wit his awesomely bad hair in every movie he’s in? I wanted to smack Hype’s mama for puttin my baby in that ridiculous asz wig. HE’S THE ILLEST NINJA IN NEBRASKA! Betta act like you know…

-Lord Jamar of Brand Nubian (pre- and circa “Oz”). I could be submissive for him. *sigh*

-Dondre T. Whitfield. I actually know nothing about him other than the fact that he’s pretty and looks like the type of guys I date in real life. Which brings me to…

- Merlin Santana (R.I.P.) Can’t front. I was thoroughly turned off by all them nekkid vests he rocked on Steve Harvey. But he was Moesha’s cutest boyfriend. He also looks like he “comes from the same tribe” as most of the guys I date in real life.

-Stan Spit. He’s kind’ve a whiny biatch and Cam pretty much ethered him but circa Belly, pre-Big L’s shooting he could’ve “got it” (in my dreams as I wasnt “giving” anything back then :) ). Again, he looks like my physical “type” (at least the type I usually wind up with). Plus I bet could boss him around and make him cry if need be. It works, baby, it works!

And if I have to add a 2520 sub to the squad it’d be Lillo Brancato (circa Bronx Tale). I liked the sound of his voice and he was adorable. Too bad he’s a felonious dope fiend now. :( Ok, nevermind. I’ll just take DeNiro in his Godfather II days. Yum.

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251 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 9:40 am

@Me fail english?,
Lillo Brancto…yes ma’am.
I also used to like Dondre back when he was on All My Children.
Props on Lord Jamar as well.

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252 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:10 am

@Me fail english?,

Oh SHAT! How could I forget Nas? I’ve been crushing on dude ever since he rocked the Bart Simpson cut, “live at the BBQ” with Main Source. Even through his chunky phase (Stillmatic era) I stuck by him. Another one I met and he totally gives off MAN vibes. Respectful, patient, understated. Too bad he makes a shetty boyfriend. (c’mon. both baby mamas leave you? AFTER you got rich?)

Me Fail’s note: I may have a bias towards the men of my fair city.

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253 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:14 am

@Me fail english?,

Merlin Santana (R.I.P.)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
I actually suffered through that awful Steve Harvey show to look at this boy.

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254 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:23 am

Wait a minute! Has anyone mentioned “Untitled” era D’Angelo yet? That was a magnificent black man! He made me wanna quit my life at home and go have (more of) his babies.

Imma have to bump Dondre and Stan for Nas and D’Angelo.

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255 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:37 am

@Me fail english?,

“Has anyone mentioned “Untitled” era D’Angelo yet? That was a magnificent black man! He made me wanna quit my life at home and go have (more of) his babies.”

Annnd it makes how he downgraded like a mofo that much sadder. :(

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256 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:36 am

@Me fail english?,

“- Merlin Santana (R.I.P.) Can’t front. I was thoroughly turned off by all them nekkid vests he rocked on Steve Harvey. But he was Moesha’s cutest boyfriend. He also looks like he “comes from the same tribe” as most of the guys I date in real life.”

Girl, YES! I remember I used to be screamin’ at Rudy like, “Team Stanley!” but actually I wanted her to pick Bud so I can (delusionally) have Stanley all to myself. Also, they (her and Bud) had that connection goin on, so…

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257 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:48 am

@Cheekie,

ME TOO! Who told young Me Fail she lived in “Huxtable Brooklyn” like Stanley would swing by my hood for my 8 year old arse if Rudy dumped him. That was also when Keshia Knight-Pulliam was going thru her awkward phase so I just felt like she aint deserve him.

Ima stop commenting now since this is bordering on pedophilia.

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258 AkShone September 25, 2009 at 10:49 am

@Me fail english?,

Just for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93pPDNDFGQ

Hysterical.

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259 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

@AkShone,

LOL! He STILL looks sexy to me. THANK YOU!

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260 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 11:03 am

@Me fail english?, I liked Merlin when he was rudy’s boyfriend on the cosby show…

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261 Miss Patterson September 25, 2009 at 11:22 am

@Me fail english?,

I had Dondre Whitfield on my list too, but I took him off at the last minute. I used to think he was soooooo fine.

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262 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:24 am

@Me fail english?,

Aint Lillo from Bronx Tale in jail now? *sadness*

And his dimple was TO DIE FOR!

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263 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:43 am

@Luvvie,

Yes. His dope fiend ass followed his girlfriend’s strung out pop into a house to steal some heroin and pills. The father wound up mortally wounding an off duty officer. I dont know if Lillo is still in jail, but Im pretty sure he got charged with smthg and convicted. D’Ah well!

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264 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:45 am

@Me fail english?,
He’s still there. He just got like 10 years this spring/summer. I saw his 20/20 interview.
Sadness.

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265 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:54 am

@miss t-lee,

TEN?! Damn. If I remember correctly he didn’t even fire a weapon. That sux. :(

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266 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm

@Me fail english?,

Dang…I was just talking to my sister about Calogero! That is her favorite movie.

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267 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm

@Me fail english?,

how the hell are you gonna talk about people naming people you’ve never heard of, and then put stan spit on your team? sh*t, stan spit’s mom doesn’t even remember that cat’s her son

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268 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm

@The Champ,

You leave Stan Spit’s mom out of this!

..and for those who dont know he’s the kid that got shot at the restaurant (the cheesy takeoff of Spider getting shot in Goodfellas) in Belly, while DMX just got high at the table. Also, a Big L protege.

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269 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 1:59 pm

@Me fail english?,
I wanted to ask who he was earlier, but I forgot…lol
I’ve only seen Belly once so I definitely wouldn’t have remembered who this kat was.

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270 TPeezy September 25, 2009 at 9:41 am

LOL at me and the homies back at HU always trying to put together a quality starting five. Needless to say, some of us were better GM’s than others…

Anyways my starting five would be:

PG – Kerry Washington – Seeing her on Bill Maher’s show, actually adding to the discussion did it for me

SG – Keri Hilson – Seems to have “normal” untainted by the industry qualities. Probably still keeps Kool-Aid at her crib.

SF – Beyonce – This is Pre-Jay Z, before everyone realizied that she was just a robot who needs a father figure.

PF – Sherri Shepard – Now that she lost weight she’s thick as hell, plus multiple abortions in past indicate a serious freak with low self esteem.

C – Jill Marie Jones – Has a patent on “DSL”

*6th Man would be Keyshia Cole, but just so our families could get together for a BBQ

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271 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 9:50 am

@TPeezy,

“PF – Sherri Shepard – Now that she lost weight she’s thick as hell, plus multiple abortions in past indicate a serious freak with low self esteem.”

I don’t think I’ve ever sent anyone to corner , but for this comment right here, you sir…walk!!!
LOL

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272 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 10:00 am

@miss t-lee,

and stay there til she tell you come out!

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273 TPeezy September 25, 2009 at 10:25 am

@miss t-lee,

Lol and what am I supposed to do while I’m over there?

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274 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 10:35 am

@TPeezy,
Ha!!!!I don’t know– I told you I’d never sent anyone to the corner before. :)

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275 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 10:35 am

@TPeezy,

Think about what you’ve done! lol, we can see you’ve never been in time-out before, lol

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276 TPeezy September 25, 2009 at 10:42 am

@Smiley Face,

Ya, when your folks are from Watts and the south, not to many “time outs” are issued…

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277 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:18 am

@TPeezy,

Ya, when your folks are from Watts and the south, not to many “time outs” are issued…

Such a vivid example of Blackness dropped in this comment.

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278 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:39 am

@TPeezy,

“Lol and what am I supposed to do while I’m over there?”

Do a jig with WuDaMan?

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279 TLC September 25, 2009 at 4:18 pm

@Cheekie,

A jig?….I’d be more entertained if they did the Kid ‘n’ Play please and thank you :-)

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280 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 4:23 pm

LOL @ The Kid ‘n’ Play. I’ont know why but Wu seems like a “jig” kinda fellow. *shrug*

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281 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 11:46 am

@TPeezy,

Who you tellin..lol..my mama is Caribbean and my daddy is from Kentucky..only time-out we had was the time they took out to switch hands on yo @zz!

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282 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Yo, speaking of whoopins, y’all hear about the study that says kids that got whoppins have lower IQs than those who didn’t?

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283 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like ,

“kids that got whoppins have lower IQs than those who didn’t?”

GTFOH…if that were the case, there’d be no VSBs or VSSs. I know 98% of us got that butt whooped.

This is another study, funded by the man, to make us believe that our culture and background prevent us from achieving. Don’t believe the hype.

*raises fist* Power to the People.

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284 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm

@Stuff,

I sense a confounding factor in this study…

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285 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 3:11 pm

@SGPL,

“Yo, speaking of whoopins, y’all hear about the study that says kids that got whoppins have lower IQs than those who didn’t?”

HAHA…please. This got, “We say ‘Kids Who Got Whoopins’ when we really mean ‘Black Folks’ written all over it”.

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286 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm

@Cheekie, to play devil’s advocate, Black cultures aren’t the only ones that whoop their kids. Hell, Indians whoop them too, and we see no shortage of them in colleges and engineering jobs.

But hey, I’m not buying those stats either. There’s more to why the IQ was lower than getting spanked.

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287 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

@SGPL,

“to play devil’s advocate, Black cultures aren’t the only ones that whoop their kids. ”

Yup, I know. But there’s a lot of other stuff that we get primarily pigeonholed into and we’re not the “only” ones that do it.

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288 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:25 am

@miss t-lee,

PRETTY MUCH! iCackled SO loudly in my office for this.

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289 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:28 am

@Luvvie,
I did too…it was just so evil I felt bad for laughing at it.

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290 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:39 am

@TPeezy, I’ve always found Sherri Shepherd a cute big girl. Starting to realize the potential with her slimming down. Too bad she seems to be losing the girls along with it…but not the extra chin :(

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291 TPeezy September 25, 2009 at 11:00 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Hmmm, saying she’s losing the girls is like saying Healthcare is causing Obama to lose approval points. Trust me, there’s still plenty to go around….

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292 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:13 am

@TPeezy, bad simile at this time, my brother….baaaaad simile.

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293 TPeezy September 25, 2009 at 11:52 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Lol, seeing him drive by to the UN the past few days faith has reinstilled my faith in the brotha

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294 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:28 am

@TPeezy,

Sherri Shepard may be a size 6 now but her boobs are a size 16 so she looks like she’s gonna topple over at ANY moment. Po’ thang is now shaped like an ice cream cone

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295 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:35 am

@Luvvie,
She’s what we like to call “bad built”.
Let me use it in a sentence,
Shari Shepard is a bad built broad.

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296 TPeezy September 25, 2009 at 11:55 am

@miss t-lee,

“Shari Shepard is a bad built broad.”

Couldn’t of said it better myself. Although if she keeps losing weight she will start to look like a lamp.

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297 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 12:26 pm

@TPeezy,

You is a fool!!!! I just choked myself trying to hold in this laugh! I can’t mess with y’all today! a lamp?!! LMAO!! I’m through with you!

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298 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm

@TPeezy,

Couldn’t of said it better myself. Although if she keeps losing weight she will start to look like a lamp.

LOLOLOL

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299 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm

@TPeezy,

PF – Sherri Shepard – Now that she lost weight she’s thick as hell, plus multiple abortions in past indicate a serious freak with low self esteem.

I am currently dying a slow death. Cause of death: fits of giggles/guffaws.

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300 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm

@TPeezy,

PF – Sherri Shepard – Now that she lost weight she’s thick as hell, plus multiple abortions in past indicate a serious freak with low self esteem.

this is one of the five most ignant lines in vsb history. congrats

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301 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 9:44 am

Santonio Holmes

Taye Diggs, but a more thorough less corny version that actually phcuked with black women tough…smh… LLS

Jordan in his prime…. ages 28 to 35 LOL

Jevon Kearse

and if only he were 200% heterosexual, Tyson Beckford but we know better LMAO

With subs coming off the bench David Beckham and Hugh Jackman LOL

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302 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:30 am

@OrangeStar616,

Ne-Yo & Tyson would make a cute couple. Who would give LIFE the most? Who’s lipgloss collection would win out?

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303 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 11:48 am

@Luvvie, girl don’t make me ruin peoples lists cause I see quite a few suspects listed today, its a dayum shame SMH so many brothas are into any orifice and/or peen exclusively

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304 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:51 am

@OrangeStar616,

lol! Dont tell anyone but I noticed it too! Starting with yall’s man Eggs… Fine as he wanna be but smth tells me he’d be more interested in what the VSB’s think of him…

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305 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm

@Me fail english? that ninja softer than silacone LOL

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306 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm

@Luvvie,

“Ne-Yo & Tyson would make a cute couple. Who would give LIFE the most? Who’s lipgloss collection would win out?”

Tyson’s. Because his would last longer since Ne-Yo OBVIOUSLY uses his lip gloss on his twelvehead.

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307 Selah September 25, 2009 at 1:21 pm

@OrangeStar616,

Hugh Jackman = YES! me love some european men, too. maybe it’s the accent?

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308 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm

@Selah,

Hugh oozes sex. Me and Wolverine would tear them sheets to shreds, ya heard?

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309 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm

@8th Wonder,

if you believe the rumor, hugh also oozes semen…from his booty…after having sex…with men

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310 Selah September 25, 2009 at 3:24 pm

@The Champ,

0_O

how dare you introduce this rumor into my life space?

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311 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 4:03 pm

@The Champ,

That was so rude. I will meet you by the willow trees at 6.

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312 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm

@The Champ,

*gasp*

Look, just because he shimmies at the Tony Awards don’t make him a catcher/pitcher.

Pshaw. Hugh as Wolverine is HOT.

He was hot in that movie Swordfish too.

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313 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 4:45 pm

@The Champ, I heard that rumor and I pray it isn’t true…he a fionne ass white man tho I even liked him in Kate and Leopold(sp) LMAO

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314 nikki87 September 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm

@The Champ,

LOL….then just eww

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315 Lanieanna September 25, 2009 at 10:05 am

Harvey (from Celibrity Fit Club)… he just has that whole alpha man thing going on

Dave Chappell… I love this dude for many reasons

Barak Obama…Duh! who wouldn’t

The guy from the insurance commercials… ( he was also in waiting to exhale)… I dont know his name, but he is soooooooooooooooo sexy to me

Method Man… gotta have a thug on the team.

I would get my groupie on with every single man on this list!

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316 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 10:31 am

@Lanieanna,

The guy from the insurance commercials… ( he was also in waiting to exhale)… I dont know his name, but he is soooooooooooooooo sexy to me

That would be Dennis Haysbert, famously David Palmer of 24,arguably THE man to open America up to electing a brother president.

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317 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:04 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

No that’s Kenneth the two-timing loser! But dont worry. She was in no danger of him leaving his wife. *tosses drink in lap and leaves*

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318 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:11 am

@Me fail english?, I’m convinced only females internalize movies (and books) like those….

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319 Selah September 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

we shole do! I cain’t never like Dennis Haysbert because he was ratchet azz kenneth in Waiting to Exhale AND the cheatin daddy in Love and Basketball. Baztard!

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320 Mr. Kay September 25, 2009 at 10:05 am

PG – Lizz Robbins (model)
SG – Jessica Lucas (Cloverfield, CSI)
PF – Kenya Moore
SF – Rosa Acosta
C – Esther Baxter

Off the bench – Melyssa Ford

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321 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:15 pm

@Mr. Kay,

ms robbins is a sentimental favorite of mine. panama and i have pardon your interruption type arguments about her attractiveness for years (i think she’s banging, he thinks shes busted)

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322 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 1:24 pm

@The Champ,

Liz Robbins is a buttaface. Her body is BANGIN. Face wise she is meh.

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323 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong,

see, i completely disagree with that, lol. different strokes i guess

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324 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:12 am

I knew folks were gonna judge me.
I had a huuuuge crush on chuck back then.
Maybe cuz he cussed on tv and I liked that.
Maybe cuz he looks like he could beat Negroes up.
Maybe cuz he has a nice smile.
I dunno.
lol.
I just DID. So much so, his poster was over my bed. lol.

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325 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 10:15 am

@V.E.G.,
My BFF used to have a huge crush on Chuck, back in the day…
You almost have me wanting to tell my ol school NBA crush which most people give me a side eye when I mention him…lol

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326 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:38 am

@miss t-lee,

Give it up…

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327 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 10:48 am

@V.E.G.,
Okay…um…
he used to play for the Pistons, the Bulls, the Spurs and he’s got 5 rings.

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328 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:50 am

@miss t-lee,

Dennis.

refraining from the o_O

lol.

To your credit, his body was sick.

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329 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:01 am

@V.E.G. ,

It shol’ was…ya feel me?
Plus I just figured he was a uberfreak, so that was like 90% of the crush.
*schoolgirl giggling*

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330 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:02 am

@miss t-lee & V.E.G.,

Oh hell nah! I feel like a mother whose pretty daughters just brought ugmo ninjas home for Christmas dinner. *clutches chest, bracing for heart attack*

Must be how my mama felt when me and my sister’s each picked one of the Five Heartbeats as our “man”.

I cant judge too hard tho. I had crushes on Prince, Michael Jackson and David Bowie as a little girl. I dunno if I used to be secretly gay when I was little or what, but that androgynous ish DID it for me at 3 and 4 years old.

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331 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:11 am

@ Me fail english?,
It’s all good, this is the usual response I get…LMAO!!!

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332 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:38 am

@V.E.G., I liked Charles back in the day too.. I have a thing for dudes that just dont give a f!ck LOL

plus he has a gentle smile.. he’s probably extra thug by day.
and a ol g.ay a$$ sucka fa love a$$ ninja at night….LOL

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333 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:41 am

@shay_d_lady,

“he’s probably extra thug by day.
and a ol g.ay a$$ sucka fa love a$$ ninja at night”

This is what I think.

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334 Big Man September 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm

@shay_d_lady,

Well, we know he’s willing to go to jail for some good head.

That’s a plus, right?

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335 Naturally Alise September 25, 2009 at 10:19 am

1. Idris Elba in the Wire (I know cliche but ion curr)

2. Maxwell circa 1998, if it’s cool, we could kick a little something something

3. Lenny Kravitz circa aytime….

4. Common – I ‘d get up on that conscious d*ck, lol

5. Erykah Badu, I will be her “Honey” and ollow her “Orange Moon” anywhere, even into “Next Lifetime”

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336 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:33 am

@Naturally Alise,

“1. Idris Elba in the Wire (I know cliche but ion curr)”

Shooot, I was ’bout to change Idris’ name to Stringer Bell on my list. HE’S the reason I fell for Idris. It’s THE VOICE.

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337 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:40 am

@Naturally Alise, Common – I ‘d get up on that conscious d*ck, lol
LMAO
as I agree
but only now…I wasnt feeling the extra thin or the erykah badu common….he is at his FIONEST right now!!!!

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338 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:45 am

@shay_d_lady,

Yeah. Middle class angsty (perhaps alcoholic???) Common was NOT the business. Who knew he’d develop into such a fine specimen. Another one who is totally not my type. Got me breaking barriers and isht…

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339 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 10:51 am

@Me fail english?,
I agree, the age did Common well, because in his earlier days I didn’t think he was even cute.

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340 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm

@Naturally Alise,

5. Erykah Badu, I will be her “Honey” and ollow her “Orange Moon” anywhere, even into “Next Lifetime”

I will have to agree with that. I have crushes on all her men as well…

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341 Tunde September 25, 2009 at 10:29 am

the only one of your dream team that i could roll with is yaya.

my team would consist of:

point guard: gabrielle union. her skin is flawless, she has a cute figure and an all around girl next door vibe. she has a thing for athletes but i won’t hold that against her.

2 guard: taraji henson. two words- baby boy. the sex scene in that movie had me wanting her for a while. plus she can make tacos. i love her accent.

small forward: keri hilson. even though her fashion sense is a little off i dig this chick. maybe its her eyes. she just does it for me (even though she has no ass).

power forward: sanaa lathan. she just has a natural beauty that can’t be matched. plus i’m convinced she can hoop in real life. did y’all she her ab work in love and basketball?

center: jessica white (pre nose job). our complexions are about the same and i have a thing for cocoa brown skin. she could get it twice a day and 3 times on sunday.

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342 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 10:51 am

@Tunde,

“2 guard: taraji henson. two words- baby boy. the sex scene in that movie had me wanting her for a while. plus she can make tacos. i love her accent.”

Her accent? LOL..Souf Eas all day long! Hmm never thought about DC folk having an accent, maybe I’m deaf to it..?

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343 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 11:20 am

@Smiley Face, its more of a twang, and err bo’eee don’t got it, only some of us do, its very distinct, almost southren..people swear I’m from wayyyy down south LLS…I always loved that about Taraji as well, she let all of Benning Rd out @ the BET awards this year LOL…I wish ol girl would hire me as her stylist tho, her style game very inconsisent…….

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344 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 11:37 am

@OrangeStar616,

I know…that’s just normal to me though, lol. I’m thinking ‘what accent?’

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345 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm

@OrangeStar616,

I wish ol girl would hire me as her stylist tho, her style game very inconsisent…….

That’s the word.

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346 Tunde September 25, 2009 at 11:33 am

@Smiley Face, i’m from the urea too but i moved away in 2004, so i can really hear it now that i’ve been living in the south for a couple of years. funny thing is people tell me i have an accent but i can’t hear it.

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347 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 11:39 am

@Tunde,

lol, i know right. I wonder if southern people think they don’t have an accent?

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348 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 11:42 am

@Smiley Face,
LMAO!
I’m a Southern person who likes to think I don’t have any accent, but a few of my folks from other areas are quick to point it out. Especially when I say numbers…hahah

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349 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 12:23 pm

@miss t-lee,
lol!!!

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350 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:34 am

@Tunde,

Sanaa Lathan said she had never played basketball until she had to film Love & Basketball. She had to be coached for like 3-4 months straight.

Sanaa learned to hoop like a pro in 4 months. I played ball for 4 yrs and she’d prolly still school me. *Sigh*

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351 Tunde September 25, 2009 at 11:59 am

@Luvvie, that means you probably weren’t that good. lol. what position did/do you play? you seem like a shooting guard or small forward.

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352 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm

@Tunde,

LOL I wrote a post about my hooping days on my blog. Twas called Confessions of a Former Hooper. Let’s just say that in high school, me and the bench were one and the same.

I’m 5’4 and built like I run Track. I was a guard. Point or shooting. I’m fast so I was better at Point. I miss basketball. I still got a crisp pair of Air Maxes in the box just in the case of a hooping emergency. Yeah, so what they haven’t been touched in 4 yrs? Don’t judge me!

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353 Tunde September 25, 2009 at 2:01 pm

@Luvvie, ill have to check out that post. i should do a blog on hooping, seeing as how i spend anywhere from 6-10 hours a week playing ball. sometimes more.

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354 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 3:05 pm

@Luvvie,

“built like I run Track”

o_O

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355 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm

@Luvvie,

Sanaa learned to hoop like a pro in 4 months

lol, no she didnt. she still stunk.

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356 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:17 pm

@Tunde,

center: jessica white (pre nose job). our complexions are about the same and i have a thing for cocoa brown skin. she could get it twice a day and 3 times on sunday.

she had a nose job?

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357 Tunde September 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm

@The Champ, man did she? her nose was perfect to me before she tried to get all caucasian on us.

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358 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:32 am

“or excessively articulate black blogger from pittsburgh ”

No.

*Starting Line Up Announcer Voice*

PG – Reggie Bush
SG – LL Cool J (with the hat…the hat GOT to be there, be there in the mornnning!)
PF – Idris Elba
SF – Maxwell
C – Pooch Hall

Coach: Denzelllll!

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359 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 10:37 am

@Cheekie,
The hat and the original face.
*snickering*

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360 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 10:42 am

@Cheekie,

“GOT to be there, be there in the mornnning”

when he says hello to the wooorrrrldd…

haha. Hell yeah that hat is crucial.

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361 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 11:20 am

@Me fail english?, because without it, LL is Beldar Conehead…

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362 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:26 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

*snort*

Boy, stop…

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363 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:36 am

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

LL is Beldar Conehead?

*faints* I just laughed TOO hard even tho I LOVE HIM

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364 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

I mad at you for this!! LMAO!!! Np ypu didn’t just call LL Beldar!!

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365 shay_d_lady September 25, 2009 at 10:36 am

@ Caramel Eclair
going to see him, Maxwell, and Chrissette Mechelle on october 20th..WHOOO HOO!

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366 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:39 am

@shay_d_lady,

Oct 7!

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367 Luvvie September 25, 2009 at 11:37 am

@V.E.G.,

O___O to u and SouthernGirl.

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368 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 10:41 am

@shay_d_lady,

Same here…only on Oct 8th!

*does cabbage patch*

What a dope line-up!

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369 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 10:51 am

@Cheekie,

Wait. You’re in Chicago, right…then I guess I am going on Oct. 8. lol.

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370 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:04 am

@V.E.G.,

Girl, you better not be up in The United Center on Oct 7th, all amped up and ready to be crooned to and then see the Blue Man Group instead or something. lol

Just keep in mind it’s a Thursday night. lol

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371 CPT Callamity September 25, 2009 at 10:39 am

PG – Taraji P. Henson
SG – Jessica Lucas
SF – Samantha Mumba (Time Machine, Johnny Who)
PF – Angel Conwell (Dam you Omar!)
C – Kenya Moore

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372 CPT Callamity September 25, 2009 at 10:49 am

@CPT Callamity,

6th (wo)Man – Meagan Good

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373 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm

@CPT Callamity,

tough frontcourt

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374 RunBabyRun September 25, 2009 at 10:48 am

Here they are in no specific order :
1.Reggie Bush — NO Saints
2.Chris Paul — NO Hornets
3.Aaron Ross — NY Giants
4.Kobe Bryant– LA Lakers
5.Sanya Richards–Nike(engaged to Aaron Ross)–2009 400m Wrold Champion

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375 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm

@RunBabyRun,

lol, sounds like you wanna hide in someone’s bedroom.

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376 As Is September 25, 2009 at 10:53 am

Starting Line-Up:

Point Guard: Columbus Short
Shooting Guard: Omar Epps-circa “The Wood”
Small Forward: Edris Alba-circa ALL THE TIME!!!
Power Forward: Morris Chestnut-circa “The Brothers” and “The Best Man”
Center: Dwight Howard-sexy!

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377 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 11:02 am

@As Is,

“Point Guard: Columbus Short”

I was thinkin’ about adding him. That dayum slow-mo running scene in “Stomp the Yard”? GAWD.

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378 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 11:12 am

@Cheekie,

Yes LAWD!!!

Laz Alonso too…him jus beautiful *sigh*

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379 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 10:54 am

Dayum…how Imma forget Clifton Powell!!

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380 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 11:24 am

@Smiley Face,

Can I get a late addition of Orlando Bloom then? I would love to corrupt his lil innocent, soft-spoken self.

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381 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 11:41 am

@Me fail english?, YEESSSSSSSS I memba when I saw the 1st Lord of the Rings…. I was dayum that lil blond Elf could get it def…and then he was in Pirates etc with Johnny whom I adore, I love me some Johnny too..but Orlando is def HOTTTTTTT

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382 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:06 pm

@Me fail english?,

Oh yes, ma’am! I remember my Orlando Bloom phase during the LOTR madness. Hotness.

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383 Smiley Face September 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm

@Me fail english?,

mmmhhhmmm…but he has to put those ears back on…i love me some wicked ears (y’all hush).

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384 Miss Patterson September 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

I don’t what positions these folks should play, I just know that all 5 of them would look good playing basketball in the heat with their shirts off and nothing but a pair of shorts. I’ve included photos for your viewing pleasure…
1.Gary Dourdan (pre-heroin)
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/gary_dourdan_99.jpg
2. Dominic West (circa seasons 1-3 of the wire when half naked) http://www.latinoreview.com/images/user/dominic.jpg
3. Idris Elba
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/26/article-1049348-0253F13600000578-739_634x451.jpg
4. Denzel Washington (this man will always be fine in my book, but his peak of fineness was in the 90′s)
5. Henry Simmons (in Spartacus)
http://www.aboutjamesfrain.com/spartacus/pic10.jpg

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385 Comedian Erica Watson September 25, 2009 at 11:22 am

Hey VSB Team!
love your “dream team” blog!

I put an exerpt from my book online about the same thing! Great minds think a like!

Check it out: http://erica-watson.blogspot.com/2009/06/dream-team-every-single-girl-needs-one.html

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386 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm

@Comedian Erica Watson,

welcome and sh*t

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387 WordSmith September 25, 2009 at 11:51 am

I like Kenya Moore for two reasons:

Right after she won the Miss USA pageant, she was signing pictures in some convenience store and she told me she liked my jacket (I was 8. Yes, I’m that young.).

Also, it’s cliche, but her winning that pageant showed me at the time that ‘we’ (dark-skinned black women) could be considered beautiful. AND. She’s an Aquarius. Holla at us.

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388 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm

@WordSmith,

i love kenya moore for two reasons too, but i cant print them since my gf will probably read this

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389 Sula September 25, 2009 at 11:54 am

Yay, list friday is back… :lol:

Well, this list really changes quite often for me but those 5 seem to remain in rotation:

1 – Dhani Jones : because he’s just yummy… the things I’ll do…. *sigh*
2 – Michael Ealy : The look just makes me drool…
3 – CP3 – the one who doesn’t wear a B-Cup – Chris Paul: I usually don’t find younger men attractive, but he’s just so a-do-rable!
4 – Chris Webber – circa Sacramento Kings era- I mean he was delicious and sexy…
5 – Lenny Kravitz – I mean what’s not to love? He’s irreverent, talented and gorgeous!

(Now, should I be concerned that my list has 3 professional athletes on it? What does it say about me? Freud? :lol: )

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390 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm

@Sula,

“5 – Lenny Kravitz – I mean what’s not to love? He’s irreverent, talented and gorgeous!”

Mmmm. I want to get away, I want to get away, I want to fly away with THAT ninja. Yummy.

I used to LOVE his video for “Again”. Very sensual.

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391 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm

@Sula,

Forgot about Chris Webber. And yes CP3 (male) is too adorable.

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392 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm

@Sula,
5 – Lenny Kravitz

Ohhh Lawd. I love the “I Belong To You” video.
Yum.

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393 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm

@miss t-lee,

Yeah Lenny defines sexy. Funny enough, Im not attracted to him at all. But I feel like if I had to describe him to the police I’d just say “i got mugged by some sexy guy.” And they would immediately find and apprehend him wherever he was in the city. Cuz everyone knows he’s so sexy.

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394 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 12:57 pm

@Me fail english?,

Lol. So true. lol.
He also looks like his sweat smells sweet. Wait…is that just me?
Never mind.

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395 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 1:37 pm

@V.E.G.,

LOL…now that I think about it….

It actually makes sense. I can see that, I can see that…

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396 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm

@V.E.G.,
He looks like everything smells sweet.
Okay…I’m gonna walk away for a bit.

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397 Sula September 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm

@V.E.G.,

At Center: Dhani Jones always and forever

Why you gotta steal my Point Guard??????!!!! Thems fighting words!!! :lol:

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398 WordSmith September 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm

1. Andre 3000 – I’ve had a crush on him since 8th grade (“Rosa Parks” era).

…I’m actually going to have to go ahead and put him in all 5 spots. Many have come and gone through the years, but he’s been the most consistent.

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399 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 12:24 pm

@WordSmith, I love Dre esp as a fellow gemini, but never had a crush on him…..

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400 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm

That jacket Zoe got on in that pic up there is cute.

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401 Captain Morgan September 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm

I was waiting for someone to mention Gary Dourdan. I’ll take him circa A Different World, pre CSI with all his Shazaaaaa fineness.

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402 V.E.G. September 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm

@Captain Morgan,

Shaza Zulu WAS hot.
And he was sexy in that Janet Jackson video.
Funny, once the locs were gone, he started looking crackish to me.

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403 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm

@Captain Morgan, I caught Gary Dourdan bar-hopping in Venice a couple of weeks ago. He had a real “that guy” look about him like he just sniffed glue or something.

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404 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

“like he just sniffed glue”

lmao! That’s EXACTLY what he looks like!

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405 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm

I’d like to add a practice team also

Cuban Lust – Her body is crazy. I don’t care much for the tatoo on the backside but the hip-to-waist ration makes up for it.

Serena Williams – The black suit did it for me. Her wearing that suit was a major turning point in history for black men.

Paulette Braxton – She was LL’s girlfriend on “In the House” and The Professor’s girlfriend in on “The Pakers”.

Shari Headley – Dudes are sleeping on her. You can’t see it in “Coming to America” but she has a crazy body.

Icecoldchampagne – Although she always seems to look like a deer in headlights with her pics she is put together RIGHT.

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406 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong,

Cuban Lust – Her body is crazy. I don’t care much for the tatoo on the backside but the hip-to-waist ration makes up for it.

yeah, thats definitely what you do with chicks like her…practice

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407 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 1:46 pm

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong, YOUNG! Ninjas just don’t understand about Serena Williams. Like she’s just beatable and the goodies are just right…after she showers and brushes the teeth….

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408 Humble_One aka $5 Footlong September 25, 2009 at 2:07 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like,

Word. I’ve had mad dudes knock me for feeling her. Like you said she is “she’s just beatable and the goodies are just right…after she showers and brushes the teeth….”. Serena Williams is like a real good 6th man. Although I wouldn’t attempt to smash without a rigorous 6th month P90X regimen.

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409 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm

@Humble_One aka $5 Footlong, who you tellin’, we all tryna get in shape.

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410 Big Man September 25, 2009 at 1:15 pm

1. Meghan Good
Yeah, it’s a trite pick, but what do I care. Have you seen her in a sweatpants and a beater? If you have, you cannot doubt my wisdom. She runs the team.
2. Old school Jada Pinkett
I’m going with a small backcout. I’m betting on their quickness and aggressive nature keep the other team off balance.
3. Beverly Johson during her heyday.
Versatile veteran with a ridiculously complete skill set. Model, actress and absolute banger without clothes. No downside.
4. Serena Williams
Everybody needs a banger in the post. Serena may not have the protypical build, but her strengths far outweigh her flaws. One word, catsuit.
5. Sanaa Lathan
Undersized, possibly on the downside of her reign, I still give Sanaa the nod because like Kareem with the Lakers, she still gets it down. Something about how she handled herself in Love and Basketball made her a keeper, I don’t care how many stories I hear about her craziness.

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411 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:31 pm

@Big Man,

3. Beverly Johson during her heyday.
Versatile veteran with a ridiculously complete skill set. Model, actress and absolute banger without clothes. No downside.

you know whats crazy, her daughter (anessna?) is even better looking. she used to mess with a friend of mine and cats would drool and double take whenever she’d come around.

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412 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Wait, ain’t nobody got Lil’ Wayne on their starting lineup?

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413 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 2:28 pm

@Cheekie,

Haha. I really used to think Wayne was cute. Then he got all those tats that make him look dirty, some dry ass locks and the funky arse plat/diamond teeth and I was over it. But yeah, Hot Boys-era Wayne was a cutie pie.

Know who else is cute? Soulja Boy. Goddam right!

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414 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 3:06 pm

@Me fail english?,

“But yeah, Hot Boys-era Wayne was a cutie pie. ”

You know what, for all of my roasting of him today, I thought he was kinda cute during that era too. lol

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415 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 3:39 pm

@Me fail english?,
After admiting this you sure can’t talk about my questionable crush downthread.

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416 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

@miss t-lee,

Nah girl. I think you still hold the crown for ugliest crush.

Matter fact, makes that oooooh-gliest crush! Haha

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417 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 4:31 pm

@Me fail english?,
BOOOO!!!!! hahaha

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418 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm

honorable mentions/substitutes not yet picked up by other teams:

natalie portman, even though she weighs 40 pounds
angela nissel (of “broke diaries”, scrubs, and okayplayer fame)
tyra banks from which ever year it was that she jiggled the runaway in that televised vicky’s fashion show in a thong
pre-nick cannon selita banks
pre-2002 deborah cox
post-106 and park free
bet news era jacque reid
steve mcnairs wife (i figure she’s available)

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419 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm

I’m a gemini, I can’t possibly have the same 5 forever. But here is 8th’s five of the moment in no particular order:

1. Adam Rodriguez from CSI Miami
2. David Banner (Only if he’s fat, streamlined DB is unacceptable)
3. Trey Songz…yes.
4. Mechad Brooks- Eggs from True Blood. Words cannot do that body and deep voice justice.
5. Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush. REGGIE MUTHAF*CKIN BUSH.

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420 miss t-lee September 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm

@8th Wonder,
2. David Banner (Only if he’s fat, streamlined DB is unacceptable)

This is why you’re my e-twinny. :)

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421 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm

@miss t-lee,

Damn right!

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422 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 2:19 pm

@8th Wonder,

Oooh, forgot about Adam Rodriquez. Isnt he dating Taraji P. Henson now? Talk about an upgrade! Eat that, Odom!

I was thinkin about Trey but he’s just too damn small. Ima need him to gain like 20 lbs and holla back. Plus he looks like the darker, male version of one of my sisters. They both got that woodland creature (like Bambi, or the chipmunks in Snow White) look that runs on my mama’s side of the family. I could see us being related somehow. Ewww.

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423 8th Wonder September 25, 2009 at 3:29 pm

@Me fail english?,

LOL

Trey looks kinda like a marsupial, but damned if that voice don’t do it for me. I love Trey’s passion. Like, if you gave him a soup label, he would sing the F*CK out of the ingredients, just because.

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424 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm

@Me fail english?,

“Oooh, forgot about Adam Rodriquez. Isnt he dating Taraji P. Henson now?”

For real? Is this the truf? Go ‘head Taraji!

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425 SnijanaFleur September 25, 2009 at 2:00 pm

_Djimon Hounsou [Janet Jackson's "Love Will Never Do (Without You)" video]
_Michael Ealy [Beyonce's Halo Video]
_Usher [Nice & slow video..in white towel]
_ Ziggy Marley [In Love is my Religion video]
_ Joel Widmaier [Male singer in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MogXLIo7Y-8
_Eddie Murphy [Coming to America]

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426 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm

@SnijanaFleur,

welcome and sh*t

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427 SnijanaFleur September 25, 2009 at 3:20 pm

@The Champ, thanks
Last but certainly not least
Sidney L. Poitier [A Raisin in the Sun, In the Heat of the Night]

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428 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm

@SnijanaFleur, Djimon Hounsou in Janet Jackson’s “Love Will Never Do (Without You)” video was 150% gay.

The gayness percentage shtick is here to stay.

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429 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm

I’d like to add a youthful Marvin Gaye around1961 early Motown drummer and session musician days. Marvin was very handsome and debonaire even……..

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430 Me fail english? September 25, 2009 at 2:22 pm

@OrangeStar616,

I second that. Without knowing about all his issues, that was a bad mofo.

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431 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 4:07 pm

@OrangeStar616,

Yeah, young Marv was the epitome of debonaire.

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432 OrangeStar616 September 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm

@Cheekie, wasn’t he tho, just Dashing……I think I’d take him thru all those years even the Star Spangled version too, issues and all still was such a beautiful being and spirit to me!

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433 Leila September 25, 2009 at 2:36 pm

My starting 5:
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Dwyane Wade – One of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever seen
Will Smith
Barack Obama
Maxwell

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434 3Dee'z September 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I’m being rolling all day at these lists! And I’m definitely a lurker but I had to put in my 2 cents today!

My Dream team

PG: Prince- I love the FREAKNESS of this man and them doe eyes always get me everytime. Hip replacement surgery and all I know he could still turn a *itch out!

SG: Larry Fitzgerald- yum..especially now when I see him in those IHOP commerical..double whammy!

PF: Will Smith-After Fresh Prince during Big Willie Style and Independence Day and right before Men in Black (his gay % shot up tooo high)

C: Raphael Saadiq-before he hooked with Joss Stone! Loved him smooth, creative and sexy!

Water Boy: Simon Baker-From Something New with Sanaa Ohh he gave me Jungle Fever soooo bad!

Cheerleader Head Captain: Amber Rose the body..no words

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435 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 5:17 pm

@3Dee’z,

welcome and sh*t

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436 mindyours September 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

yea we gooooo

1. Point gaurd-Micheal Vick- VT days and early Falcon days. He started to fall off, not because of the dogs and Ron Mexico, but he game started seriously lacking. He could still get it though, today.
2. Shooting guard- Michael Jordan pretty much his whole life up until like, now..lol. Not because if his looks, he still is the sexiness man alive, but his choice in women….smh and HOF induction speeches…lmao. He was one of my first childhood crushes
3. Center- Amare Stoudemire the Suns…just sexy as hell. Nice skin , a very nice voice, and powerful on that court. Seems like a nice enough guy from a tough childhood…:)
4. Small Forward- Julius Peppers Carolina Panthers, I loved him at UNC both on the basketball court and the footall field
5. Power Forward- Osi Umenyiora NY Gaints. His sexiness is so apparent, I can’t even stand to look at him. Plus he has a great smile and a nice voice. If I ever see this man, live, its a wrap….lmao
Coach: Phil Jackson something about this ex-hippie is so sexy. I love how he talks and walks on to the court.

On the bench: Chris Noth (law and order days and sex in the city days)Kenyon Martin at U. of Cinny days, i cried so hard when he went down that year, Wood Harris (great actor, Remember the Titans days) , Pusha T from the clipse and Jay-Z

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437 mindyours September 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm

@mindyours,

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438 mindyours September 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm

@mindyours,

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439 mindyours September 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

@mindyours,

damn,damn, damn!

ok put Manny Ramirez LA Dogders in at Small forward (thats the ONLY latino man that i am remotely attracted to in life). He’s too sexy

and Trey Songz gotta play somewhere he can sing and after he cut them braids…shm

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440 Cheekie September 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm

@mindyours,

*looks up at your repeating comments*

HAHA, those sexay men done gave you Comment Tourettes.

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441 mindyours September 25, 2009 at 8:42 pm

@Cheekie, hahahahah I know. I dont know how I did that… sorry guys

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442 Stuff Ghetto People Like September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm

@mindyours,

ok put Manny Ramirez LA Dogders in at Small forward (thats the ONLY latino man that i am remotely attracted to in life). He’s too sexy

A Black man with a strange accent is still Black.

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443 mindyours September 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm

@Stuff Ghetto People Like, Manny is Dominican. Thats Latino I believe. He is a black man, I guess. I dont think of him as black.

I don’t wanna call him black because I do how many Domincans feel about being called black…lol

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444 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm

@mindyours,

welcome and sh*t

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445 aceklub September 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

PG: Stacey Dash – since Mo’ Money days she has held down the PG spot
SF: Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes – pre-Andre Rison days
PF: Carmen Hayes – pornstar for those who may not know. Thick body jawn to hold down the post and can get nasty at the drop of the dime
SG: Malinda Williams – those eyes always had me.
C: Tyra Banks – depending upon the day she rocks the right wig but you gotta have size down low

Head Coach: Phylicia Rashad

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446 The Champ September 25, 2009 at 5:15 pm

@aceklub,

i’d probably put left eye at point instead of stacey dash.

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447 NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox.. September 26, 2009 at 4:33 am

@aceklub, Co-Sign on the Carmen Hayes…man she had some tig ol bitties…!!!!

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448 The Hallway September 25, 2009 at 6:55 pm

PG-Jada Pinkett-without the Smith but keep the bi.
SG- Tichina Arnold final days of Martin
SF- Angela Basset, just lose the wholesomeness
PF- Gina Torress(Laurence Fishburne wife) cus I love luscious lips and sh*t
C- Serena Willaims- Right after the game were she cussed the official out. Baby jus take all yo anger out on me.
Res 1. Kerry Washington- Her lips and teeth,shhhhh
Res 2. Paual Jai Parker-do me jus like ol boy in she hate me. *gives me chills*
Res 3. Elise Neal- seals da deal
Res 4. Alysia Rogers aka Damita- Dat Red dress in Class Act, baby bad.

GM-Oprah with the makeup, and not allowed to talk very much

Winning Franchise Baby

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449 Intellectual_Sista September 25, 2009 at 11:51 pm

1. Omari Hardwick
2. Ed Harris (don’t know why; he’s just sexy)
3. Morris Chestnut
4. David Beckham–as long as he doesn’t speak; his voice is 43.7% gay
5. T.I.

Honorable Mentions: Antonio Sabato Jr., Orlando Bloom (I like elves apparently), Boris Kodjoe, Taye Diggs, Eric Balfour, Kevin Federline (lol he looks good)

As for women, I am not attracted to them but here are my top girl crushes (very multicultural list):

1. Megan Fox
2. Dania Ramirez
3. Alicia Keys (with braids)
4. Liya Kebede (shoutout to Ethiopians)
5. Selita Ebanks
6. Frieda Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire)
7. Gong Li
8. Stacey Dash

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450 cam1ll3 September 26, 2009 at 2:01 am

top 5:
1. blair underwood–i appreciate him more now than when he was younger, but His Fineness seems to only improve with time.
2. t. i.–he is a cutie. that smile is rare but warm and his eyes are won-der-ful.
3. matthew mcconaughey–he’s genuinely southern and sexy as hell. all i can imagine is him saying “come to bed babe.”
“but i haven’t been to work in a week!”
“come to bed, babe.”
“‘k.”
4. troy palumalu–he’s like a modern day sampson to me. he’s built, fast, strong and that hair! he’s gorgeous.
5. charlize theron–she is the woman i’d do. tall, beautiful in an almost etheral fashion, INTELLIGENT and still regular.

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451 NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox.. September 26, 2009 at 4:55 am

Starting Line up:

PG: Maggie Q- (MI3 and the last Die Hard Movie) She is one mutt (she is Polish, French Canadian, Irish , and Vietnamese) i would like to have on my team… http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=Maggie%20Q&gbv=2&safe=on&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

SG: Dania Ramirez- I knew something was special about her when i watched X-Men 3…pure Hottie and then when she was on Heroes…she can whisper sweet nothings to me with her fine ass accent!!!

SF: Oliva Munn/Wilde (early House MD days): Sorry I couldn’t make my mind up on this one…if you don’t know who these two fine ass women are..Google my friend google… http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=active&um=1&ei=cdW9Sq-nO4qsmwOhqp2rAQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=Olivia+Munn&spell=1

PF: Alicia Keys pre-stardom and on Smokin Ace’s movie!! Nothing more needs to be said about that…

C: Rosie Perez (White Men Can’t Jump and Doing the right thing days): I know her voice is a little out there but d@mn that…she can get it like no one’s business…

Head Coach: Angela Bassett…that is one cougar who can get it!!!

GM: Lynn Whitfield…Nuff Said on her…

I would add the bench players but i would be here all day…I think my roster would include like 50 players…got to make sure i can cover spots when people get injured or cut from the squad!!!

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452 NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox.. September 26, 2009 at 5:05 am

Bump it…left some important people off the list…

Paula Patton…Idlewild sold me on her even more than Robin Thicke’s Video…

Zoe Saldana: Main reason why i went to go see Star Trek…OMG

Tamala Jones: Post Booty Call days..even though she smokes…ill take a hit for that one!!!

Nia Long: (Love Jones era)Even though she doesn’t really have too much @$$ she can get it…

And i think i need my man card taking away for this one..Halle Berry (anytime after Boomerang era)..even though i would prefer after baby Halle to pre-baby…

Padma Lakshmi- Top Chef host…Got to love an Indian Girl…Along with Frieda Pinto…

I think my squad is deep enough…let me know what ya’ll think..

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453 melekaj October 4, 2009 at 11:35 pm

I know we usually don’t do comments days afterward but I must!

Idris Elba
Tank
Trey Songz
the fineness that is former nfl Eddie Drummond
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Drummond)

and i got a thang for Mos Def probably because of this…
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labSYQ7RBQY)

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