while certain cataclysmic events help to provide idiots atheists with “evidence” of God’s nonexistence (“if there was really a God, how could he/she allow something like that to happen?“), the existence of the wee-wanged man (WWM) and the aesthetically belligerent woman (ABW) is all the proof anyone needs that God is real, because only a deity would have such a darkly ironic and detached sense of humor.
piety aside, when it comes to dating and/or relationships, nobody has it worse than the dainty d*cked dude and the lebron-faced lady. but, while the WWM and the ABW can each claim that they were born with 13 clubs in life’s big game of dating and mating spades, today the champ will provide a detailed breakdown in five equally important categories to find out exactly who was dealt a worse hand.
1. patron saints
(ABW)
—camilla parker-bowles
(WWD)
—terrance howard
verdict: although howard’s nude scene in “get rich or die tryin” dried more black women’s panties than j.l. king, camilla parker-bowles might actually be the most aggressively unattractive famous woman in the history of planet, and this includes sandra bernhard and rick james. edge: ABW
2. perpetual trump cards held against them
(ABW)
—regardless of what she accomplishes (walks on the moon, cures cancer, kills cam’ron, etc), “ugly” will still find a way to be attached to any conversation any man has about her. also, the “ugly” comment will usually be accompanied by a throw-away joke about said “ugliness”.
for instance:
man 1: “you’ve heard of elga ostertag right”
man 2: “who?”
man 1: “you know, that ugly chick that discovered human wings and learned how to fly, scaring all the birds and sh*t?”
man 2: “oh yeah. what about her?”
(WWM)
–can never get into an argument with a woman who’s seen them naked, because she’ll always be able to hit him with a “whatever, you little d*ck ass, vienna sausage ass motherf*cker” comeback
—if black, must always end any romantic relationship on good terms, because the only thing worse than a “you know he can pee on his own balls, right?” rumor floating around about a black man is a “you know he has AIDS, right?” one (and this is debatable)
verdict: the edge goes to the WWM’s here, mainly because of relentless pressure they face to either
a) always be freakin nice, or
b) stay virgins.
3. bullsh*t cliches created to lessen their agony
(ABW)
—”beauty is only skin deep”
—”you can’t tell a book by its cover”
(WWM)
—”size doesn’t matter”
—”its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean”
verdict: WWM’s, because even a seven year old can sniff out how stupid and condescending the “…motion of the ocean” statement sounds.
4. romantically compatible demographic groups
(ABW)
—the blind
(WWM)
—midgets
—asians
—virgins
—midget asian virgins
verdict: the fact that the WWM’s are still left with a few relatively attractive options gives the edge to the ABW’s.
5. subtle daily reminders of God’s sick joke
(ABW)
—mirrors
(WWM)
—full-length mirrors
verdict: while you can avoid full-length mirrors if you stay out of locker rooms, funhouses, and ikea, the ubiquitousness of regular mirrors and substances that can be used as regular mirrors gives the edge to the ABW’s
final tally: although it was a close battle, the ABW’s pulled out a close, 3 to 2 victory.
anyway, people of vsb.com, regarding the wee-wanged man and the aesthetically belligerent woman, who do you think has more to overcome in regards to dating and/or relationships, and why?
the floor is yours.
—the champ
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I would have to say the small wang has it worse. The unattractive woman generally has a cute feature that a man can use to justify hollering. I had a friend whose face I never noticed because she may have had the world’s greatest behind. An unattractive woman always has to be nice, no one is willing to take any crap off of them.
Sidenote:If he a chick is working with something as big as an ocean back there…..
@Legendary Dash, “I would have to say the small wang has it worse. The unattractive woman generally has a cute feature that a man can use to justify hollering.”
I think it’s even because of this . . . the unattractive woman can get a dude for a few nights . . . or even longer (if she’s got something else about her, or if the guy is in a slump) but who wants to be the woman that gets clowned behind her back the day after she was picked up at the spot. (Don’t front y’all know dudes clown if it’s not your girl). The WWM dude, no one knows about it unless they seen him nekked but HE knows . . . and I imagine that has to be a huge self esteem blow . . . kinda like I imagine walking around with an STD is. I guess it all depends on the magnitude of fugliness and inadequacy.
@IVR,
“the magnitude of fugliness and inadequacy”
you know, this was actually the original title of “charm school”, until the vh1 people decided to change it
@IVR,
After awhile the boys will quit clowning. In my observation it seems that the most unfortunate looking women seem to be in relationships anyway. Think the blotchy skinned, fat white girl and handsome guy combo that is often seen holding hands at the state fair.
The elephant in the room is the that the ugly woman still has a vagina, and many men still hold on to the antiquated “pussy is pussy” mindset.
@IVR, Did you really just compare having a small peen to having an STD?… what’s wierd tho is I know something is wrong with that, but I just can’t figure out what…
@Yeah…SO?!, “Did you really just compare having a small peen to having an STD?… what’s wierd tho is I know something is wrong with that, but I just can’t figure out what…”
I did, it just seems to be perpetual shame . . . I could be wrong . . . but it’s how it reads in my distorted mind.
@Legendary Dash,
“An unattractive woman always has to be nice, no one is willing to take any crap off of them.”
doesn’t this kind of contradict your first couple sentences?
@The Champ,
The ugly girl will get used to this, and develop a pleasant personality. I have heard women talk about laughing and getting dressed once they see an itty bitty wang. That has to be the worst feeling on Earth. An ugo can rely on it “all feeling the same when the lights are off.”
@Legendary Dash,
unless they have an ugly voice too.
@Legendary Dash,
In The Contest (Season 2) I think I’d feel much sorrier for the poor WWD than the ABW with a bad attittude/no personality/ horrid personality.
Hilarious post champ! It’s tough either way, but the unattractive woman has it worse. A man with a small wang can still get women if he’s successful/makes a lot of money, but a woman who is really unattractive is gonna have a much harder time finding a partner….
@Leila,
good points and sh*t
@Leila, I disagree, ask Oprah
i give it to the wee wangs. There are more dudes checking for the light skinned long haired ridiculously hideous AKA, than there are women checking for the anatomically unfortunate Bill Gates money having ninjas… just sayin…
@Ashleyg,
so you’re saying that —from a typical brotha’s perspective– light-skin and long hair can turn any woman from zebra to zoe?
@The Champ,
Indeed I am, Champ. Some friends and I even conducted an experiment on this in college polling several guys- greeks, nerds, athletes, and GDIs (gosh darn individuals to keep it pg) on this one particular big gummed, horse faced, dark circles having AKA who just happened to have more cream than coffee and the most gorgeous unhateonable hair any of us had ever seen. Low and behold, 9 out of 10 guys preferred her over the Nia Long doppleganger and the Gabby Union wannabee AKAs. We were dumbfounded to say the least. Some even admitted that while the others were prettier or had a “tight body” they’d love to have that “light skinned junt” on their arm. Something interesting- dark skin bros seemed to be the most excited and adamant about the horse face to the point where many of them tried to make us give them her name and number unless of course the one of us showing the pic was light-skinned. In that case, said light skin junt was harassed for her REAL name and number for the next 15 minutes. Of course there are always exceptions and probably some definite flaws in our polling practices, but hey… there it is…
@Ashleyg,
Low and behold, 9 out of 10 guys preferred her over the Nia Long doppleganger and the Gabby Union wannabee AKAs
see, when someone makes a claim like this, i need to see actual pictures for proof
@The Champ, picture deez… I had to- sorry.
@The Champ,
ok so I gave you proof. Do you see the problem here or are you one of the 9 that just swear she is in fact hotter?
@Ashleyg, I have to disagree with this because you’re talking about an ABW with points to lean on…what about the ABW with no points…no light skin points, no long hair points, no big booty points. They have it worse than a WWM. A WWM who has a nice face, and a big bank acccount can still get a woman. And he’ll be nice to her because he doesn’t want her to leave him and tell all her friends he’s a WWM. As long as his WWMedness is kept between her and him he’s good. And if they do break up he has the option of moving to another state and doing it again.
@Ashleyg, There are more dudes checking for the light skinned long haired ridiculously hideous AKA,
lightskintAKA points are the worst kind of points ever. only place i’ve ever seen it not work was at Spelman where for a time, we had some of the most busted AKAs in history.
@Panama Jackson,
FAMU had and probably still has a bunch of very rough legacies, with hilariously bad attitudes.
@Panama Jackson, Nah son, Norfolk State in the early 90s had the title on lock
@Panama Jackson,
LOL, yes and I remember your post on this but fortunately for them, the worst kind of points are still points.
Wee Wang Men on the other hand might be the end of civilization as we know it. i for one know that at least 2 of my homeboys would hit Camilla in the dark, on a deserted island before i would sleep with this uber fine, educated Kappa I’ve been knowing for years whose wang looks like it’s deep stroke would only amount to the feel of his pinkie finger doing some mildly aggressive rubbing ON (not in) the lady parts…
@Ashleyg,
LOL! Co-sign! As a chocolate Delta, my LS’s and I laughed it up hard as every male on campus had to re-evaluate their lives when they realized our rainbow colored line (light skin with green eyes to coal black) had the best looking women on campus while the lighter-skinned AKA line was a bit more…ABW with bad sew-ins and in need of some Proactive
And this is no hate to the light skins. My green-eyed deuce is just as gorgeous as my dark-skinned tail. But don’t give it to her just cause she got green eyes!
Jesus be the day when men realize that light skin does not always equal pretty.
@Ash, hey hey now! Hold on Soror, all of us ain’t color struck!!
I think the ABW has it much worse cause you don’t know the WWM has a wee wang until he gets naked. He gets to that point. You can see the ugly tho right upfront.
Plus a penile implant is much cheaper than a full facial reconstruction
And the WWM may have the “motion in the ocean” or a killer tongue and some magic fingers or all of the above. Some secsual positions are made specifically for the WWM. But there really is no way around ugly.
“But there really is no way around ugly.” I agree with this statement right here. The WWM can make something work but if you ugly, you ugly.
@Imperfect,
Plus a penile implant is much cheaper than a full facial reconstruction
lol, how do you know this?
@Imperfect, But there really is no way around ugly.
not true. you can just become the nicest person ever. plus, if you acknowledge your lack of hotness and become a comedian, it will work for you.
hell, tracey morgan has a career.
Ugly person has it worse!!
A man could actually be respectful and not whip out his tiny member, until later in the game, when the woman has already decided she is really into him. Many many women will overlook it being a little on the shriveled side, if he makes her feel beautiful. (I once dated this 6’7 guy, who ended up being very disappointingly small. I was horrified when I first realized it, but I learned a couple new positions that made all the difference! It did not end up being an issue) It did make me laugh when we would be in a club, other women waiting for me to get distracted so they could try to weasel their way in.. I KNOW they were thinking this big ol dude must be HUNG. yeah.. no.
The ugly person probably does not even get a chance to show their (hopefully) amazing personality, or any secret skillz that may win someone over.
@juli,
“I once dated this 6′7 guy, who ended up being very disappointingly small. I was horrified when I first realized it”
lol. i dated this guy that had a big “member” swagger. so i was very confused when i finally saw it. like, “how can this be? he’s been trying to show me this for decades! maybe i need glasses.” but i still cared about and liked him and thought he was hot…..you know, until we broke up and i told all my girlfriends. but anyway, my point is that i agree. and ugly women have it worse.
@charli skipper,
“how can this be?”
iDied!
@charli skipper,
dated this guy that had a big “member” swagger.
i’ve heard women refer to this before. what does this mean? i mean, how is big d swagger different from regular ole swagger?
@The Champ,
Champie, I can’t explain it. It’s just different…waay different. Ladies, help me out.
@miss t-lee, I’d have to say its mostly about confidence, hence if you walk like you’re hung like a horse, women will think that about you too.
@miss t-lee, yeah, I noticed there seems to be a… hmmm… gravitational pull (a center of sorts) in the way they walk… it just screams “that’s gonna hurt in the morning”… and confidence helps too.
@The Champ, i’m also confused by this. i’d like to see some information explaining this one.
@Panama Jackson,
i guess it might be similar to how a guy might say that a woman walks like she has good p*ssy. basically, its one of those things that we can’t really explain, but we know it when we see it.
still, i’d like to hear somebody explain
@charli skipper, “maybe i need glasses.” – You’s a fool! LMAO
*looks in mirror…then looks down….leaves post in tears*
@Saule Wright,
i’m sorry, man
@The Champ,
This makes me wish I never learned to read. Somebody get Robin Williams to give Saule a hug like in Good Will Hunting.
It’s not your fault…
oh, well clearly it’s the ugly faced woman. because first of all, most men are shallow, unless they have small wangs, in which case those guys don’t even matter. lol. but, seriously, there are a lot of small wanged men walking around that either don’t know the smallness of their wang or have convinced themselves (and will convince the women otherwise until said women already love them) otherwise, so they don’t really feel any embarassment about it. but with an ugly faced broad, it just is what it is.
plus, PLUS, even women that aren’t really ugly faced get called ugly (condoleeza rice, anyone? i mean, dull and vanilla-esque, yes. ugly, no…not really), so you know ugly faced women must walk around in constant fear that somebody’s just going to call their a*s out. unless they have a big b**ty……..
women can see past a small wang (at least until the break up), but even an ugly, small wanged man thinks he’s doing the plain faced girl a favor by giving her the time of day.
having said that, i really think that there are very few truly ugly women, just women that don’t know how to present their faces and bodies to the world. i’m convinced that a few days with stacy and clinton could work wonders for anybody. anybody.
oh, and i think camilla parker bowles is a wretch, but sandra bernhard is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay harder to look at. her face looks like a riddle that cannot be solved. or a racist puzzle with missing pieces.
@charli skipper,
two things:
1. “i really think that there are very few truly ugly women, just women that don’t know how to present their faces and bodies to the world.”
couldn’t you say the same thing about the wee-wanged, especially since “ugliness” and wee-wangededness is basically all relative?
2. “her face looks like a riddle that cannot be solved. or a racist puzzle with missing pieces.”
i’m actually jealous that i didn’t think of that line first
@The Champ, couldn’t you say the same thing about the wee-wanged,
while i think ugliness is definitely relative, wee-wangedness is probably a lot more concrete (no pun intended). wee is wee, no matter how you cut it. there’s no eyes of the beholder (once again, no pun intended) available here. can a chick live with it? possibly, doesn’t mean its not small. just means she’s in love.
@Panama Jackson,
lol, i think your entire comment was one big ass pun.
@The Champ,
especially since “ugliness” and wee-wangededness is basically all relative .
Hell naw! A small dyck is a small dyck.
Men lie, women lie, but numbers don’t. LMAO
@V Renee,
lol, what i meant was that “small” to some may not be small to others. for instance, a woman used to footers might consider a 5 or 6 inch guy, or a “grower” to be excessively tiny, when thats really just the average size (according to most studies).
@The Champ,
But then, that leaves the 4 inch and below crowd who are just wee by all counts…
@The Champ,
a woman used to footers might consider a 5 or 6 inch guy, or a “grower” to be excessively tiny, when thats really just the average size (according to most studies). .
Naw, average is rarely considered tiny. Only tiny is. LOL
@charli skipper,
“her face looks like a riddle that cannot be solved. or a racist puzzle with missing pieces.”
*dead and gone* Who gon give the eulogy @ my funegro? This don KILLT ME DEAD!!!!
@charli skipper, her face looks like a riddle that cannot be solved. or a racist puzzle with missing pieces.
this was brilliant…..LMAO!
Tough call…BUT in my harshest femnist tone*” the woman of course”- cause as I have heard a golddiggin girl or two say “if he puts his wwm on his wallet, it looks a great deal larger “-not my personal opinion but it does work for some
@bajanflchick,
well, what is your personal opinion?
Oh Champ! The harshness, the cruelty you speak of….HAAHAA
And that great pic of old “horseface” herself:Camilla-Parker-”jowls” Bowles= *in my Col. Kurtz voice: “The horror, the horror!”* priceless!
Hmm.. -A WWM can woo a female with enough outward charm to mask his lacking in the meat dept. However, the hurt he’ll feel if/when said female rejects him for his wee-man ways…difficult to measure the ‘ouch’ factor on that one…as I am a VSS.
-An ABW on the other hand immediately gets the “omg… please don’t let her walk up to me at the bar….aww sh*t… she saw me…” reaction from just about every potential mate she passes. An ABW doesn’t have the chance to even get in a good make-out session= angry, high-n-dry, belligerent to the Nth degree. And in the case of uber-ABW’s like Camilla Horseface-Bowles> I’m sure even her fantasies run away from her at night! Those have gotta be some damn lonely nights….
@GeekChicness,
And in the case of uber-ABW’s like Camilla Horseface-Bowles> I’m sure even her fantasies run away from her at night! Those have gotta be some damn lonely nights…. Strange folks those royals though. Wasn’t there some tampon reincarnation fantasy that Prince Charles had about Camilla? When he was still married to Diana? Who knew, right? *Kanye shrug*
@GeekChicness,
“Oh Champ! The harshness, the cruelty you speak of….HAAHAA
And that great pic of old “horseface” herself:Camilla-Parker-”jowls” Bowles= *in my Col. Kurtz voice: “The horror, the horror!”* priceless!”
reason number 453 why i love the readers here: only on vsb will you see someone make an ‘apocalypse now’ allusion while making a comment about the prince of wales’s mistress
@The Champ,
See… you thought Apocolypse Now… I thought Heart of Darkness. lol Either way, I was gonna comment on that allusion
This is a tough one because at first you would think the ABWs have it, since they really can’t fool you like a WWM. But when I look around I realize I see a LOT of guys holding hands in Wal-Mart with a manitee faced woman. Now of course a lot of times she will have some other physical quality that makes him overlook the bitter beer face, such as big booty etc. He may even think that his friends will give him a pass because of this, but we won’t. LOL. Now in the defense of a lot of ABWs I know, they tend to have a higher ratio of good personalities.
Now it is true that WWMs have the advantage of their affliction being secret, sometimes until it’s too late and the woman is already in love and what not. i think this more evens the game than anything. The guys with the lil smokies in their draws trick women into loving them by whatever means necessary, and the boogawolf girls hypnotize guys with, well whatever else they can produce that a man likes.
Bottom line is even with their born disadvantages, I really don’t see either having a difficult time in the dating game because they have usually adapted themeselves in some way to compensate. But maybe thats just my observation as an outsider looking in.
As a side note it occurs to me that most of the happiest couples I know are made up of at least one seemingly undesirable person. Which is fuel for the argument that you can’t judge a book by its cover. And a lot of times beauty really is only skin deep. There are plenty of gorgeous women that I would never date because of who they are inside.
@BigBuck, And let’s not forget that a woman with some earth shattering split-mo blippy can get away with almost anything, including looking like Charlie Murphy.
@BigBuck, split-mo blippy action? Is that term registered in the Book of Sexytimes? In this context, I’ve got a pretty good idea of what you may mean but ummm…kinda scared/curious to hear what your definition is LOL!
@GeekChicness, Oh you know exactly what it means! LOL! And yes I do believe it is a registered term and has been ever since I introduced it here more than a year ago!
@BigBuck,
I hate to even admit that ish is true…lmao
@BigBuck,
“Bottom line is even with their born disadvantages, I really don’t see either having a difficult time in the dating game because they have usually adapted themeselves in some way to compensate. But maybe thats just my observation as an outsider looking in.
As a side note it occurs to me that most of the happiest couples I know are made up of at least one seemingly undesirable person. Which is fuel for the argument that you can’t judge a book by its cover. And a lot of times beauty really is only skin deep. There are plenty of gorgeous women that I would never date because of who they are inside.”
way to ruin the fun by getting all prudent, practical, and pragmatic and sh*t
@The Champ, Yeah I did that, didn’t I? I actually realized what i had done about 2 seconds after it was too late to retract. I will be in the corner thinking about what i’ve done……..not that corner!
An ugly woman is condemned nowadays only if she’s poor. Otherwise, most ugly women can look decent with the right surgeon/stylist/dentist etc, if they are willing to invest some cash.
Some ugly/plain chicks have their hidden charms. Come to think of it, Camilla has kept a man passionately in love with her for over 20 years (a man with a beautiful wife too), Wallis Simpson made a king give up his throne…
If I had to choose, I’d rather be ABW, at least until penis enlargement surgery has a higher success rate. A guy can still fall in love with an ugly woman, if she has something pleasant about her demeanor, or if she has one pretty feature, or a lot of charm. But no woman can be satisfied with 3 inches.
@catintherain,
cosign. In the words of Helena Rubinstein, “There are no ugly women, only lazy ones”…
@catintherain,
welcome and sh*t
@catintherain,
i just feel like somewhere out there, there is a 3 in. p*nised man reading this comment. no, reading this entire post, and he’s just devastated. he made it through the recession and his favorite team not making the playoffs. but this right here? broke the camel’s back. lol
Wee wang is an instant deal closer. That there will put you directly in the friend zone. Teeny peen leaves men angry & bitter kinda like Deniro in Taxi Driver. Ugly chicks work harder & fet whoever they want. There’s no such thing as ugly with the lights off.
@Neighborhood Hussy,
There’s no such thing as ugly with the lights off.
lol, yeah there is. even at night with the lights off its never 100 percent pitch black, and i can’t imagine any worse vision than a scary-ass silhouette sitting next to you in bed
@The Champ,
“Even in darkness, the memory of ugliness remains…”
a VSB
@The Champ,
Oddly enough, I woke up with a “what the hell have I done?” moment 3 weeks ago. The night before, everything was on point, hair, make-up, personality, etc. What a difference a day makes. I woke up to a tragedy. I was courteous though; I even called her later that day to say hey.
Sometimes they fool ya. SMH
@Neighborhood Hussy, There’s no such thing as ugly with the lights off.
unless you have alzheimers, my guess is you still remember who you’re sleeping with. ugly is fact, not ficiton. but much like the bible, its just subject to interpretaiton.
I vote that the ugly woman has it harder. It doesn’t have to be known that a guy has a small peen, but ugly is hard to hide nor is there a redeeming quality like money to make up for the small peen on a guy.
@Deeds, Does anything really make up for a weeny wee wee? I think not. No matter how much money he has, if he ain’t satisfying her in the bed she will find someone else to do the job. The definition of boyfriend #2.
@BigBuck,
Plus, I think also the lack of a surprise factor re the ABW as opposed to the dainty d*cked dude (ha ha ha) also gives the ABW an edge as the ABWs cannot be accused of false advertising, that she misrepresented her fugly blah blah blah, y’know?
@Wanjiru,
“…ABWs cannot be accused of false advertising, that she misrepresented her fugly blah blah blah, y’know?”
good point. i mean, i guess the only place this could happen would be at a halloween party or disneyworld
I’m totally going to start using “aesthetically belligerent” instead of facially challenged.
I think the kats who are less than blessed below have a much worse time.
*oh yeah when I saw today’s title of “the contest” I started thinking about the Seinfeld episode of the same name…lol
@miss t-lee, Isn’t that the best term for ugly since Flavor Flav? And I thought about Seinfeld too! I am glad I wasn’t the only one thinking “I am master of my domain!” LOL
@BigBuck,
I am queen of the castle!!!
@miss t-lee,
*oh yeah when I saw today’s title of “the contest” I started thinking about the Seinfeld episode of the same name…lol
i caught a bit of that episode sometime this weekend, and i guess the name just stuck in my head
I think the ABW has it pretty good. You used Camilla Parker Bowles as an example, and from where I stand she is sitting pretty. Charles, left Diana for an ABW, he gave up the throne, in a sense to be with his ABW. Of course, he is an ABM so it all works out. I think, an ABW has the potentional to rule the world, personality will take you a long way in the world. The WWM will be okay, all he has to do is find someone who truly loves him and she wont care about his size. Love is blind you know….so, both ABW and WWM will do just fine.
@QueenT,
“Love is blind you know….so, both ABW and WWM will do just fine.”
wasn’t this the chorus from an eve song?
I think the WWM has more to overcome than the ABW. Women are waaay more harder on men when it comes to sex. The WWM can only be in relationships. No jumpoffs at all for him. Not only that but he has to tread very cautiously with the type of women he gets with. The wrong woman can ruin his name. The ABW has it easier. A lot of men will f**k anything that moves so she always has a chance. Better yet if she has an @ss, boobs, or a body in general she can win. I know of a ABW right now with a BANGIN @ss that I wouldn’t turn down. Relationship? No Sex? Yes. That may be the downside to being an ABW. She may get mad opportunities to be a fbw, fb, jo, but no one wants anything longterm with her.
Am I the only one that thinks Camila Parker Bowles looks like Bentley from the Jeffersons?
@Humble_One,
She may get mad opportunities to be a fbw, fb, jo, but no one wants anything longterm with her.
so basically they’re at completely opposite ends of the spectrum, like pancakes and crack?
I think we must bring degrees of aesthetic belligerence into the discussion. IMO, “Precious” rates a 7 on the ABW scale (10 being the worst). During my longest drought ever (2001 -2003), at no point did I think to myself, “hmmm, that ‘Precious’ doppleganger really has a beautiful smile…I should step to her.” Someone who rated a 3 (i.e., Fantasia) would more likely have gotten consideration. Instead, I held out and kept hope alive.
I guess the more I find myself in a crunch, the more likely I’d be willing to recalibrate or adjust my ABW meter (desperate times call for desperate measures), but even with an adjusted scale, I imagine it would only be temporary. I’d likely easily be persuaded by the more attractive female who wants to upgrade me. Who am I to deny her that?
It appears that an ABW has the upper hand, because, at any given time, there is somebody out there who is experiencing lack, in which case, makes her stock price rise. The WWM would have to enter a relationship with a gay woman who needs to be married to keep up appearances and is willing to play a role (daddy’s a wealthy preacher – no husband = no inheritance) …a situation which, I think, would be more difficult to find. ABW’s win.
@Caballeroso, P.E., EMT-B, SFFMA,
at no point did I think to myself, “hmmm, that ‘Precious’ doppleganger really has a beautiful smile…I should step to her.” Someone who rated a 3 (i.e., Fantasia) would more likely have gotten consideration. Instead, I held out and kept hope alive.
Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s soooo sad that I nodded along and agreed with the exactitude of your calibration like “yeah, we can work/ trade with the Caballeroso, P.E., EMT-B, SFFMA scale”
@Caballeroso, P.E., EMT-B, SFFMA, All heads turn to my cubicle, as I laugh like a lunatic!
@Caballeroso, P.E., EMT-B, SFFMA, Fantasia doesnt look so bad when her hair covers her face.
Oooooo Myyyyy Gawd!!
This post is hilarious..
My friend used to say.. “For moldy cheese, there’s moldy bread.”
So the ABWs will be just fine.
Now I on the other hand, I have the horrible habit of dating WWM.
o_0 :/… and all the other emoticons that express sadness and waste of time.
What’s worst about them is their mentality about just how big they are and and how great at sex they are. At least if I was forewarned, I’d be able to decide if 1. I even wanna bother talking to you, and 2. I want to see you naked. Tsk.. tsk… tsk.
Anyway…
—midgets
—asians
—virgins
—midget asian virgins
That is the icing on this blog.
@JumpOnIt,
“Now I on the other hand, I have the horrible habit of dating WWM.”
I’m sorry.
You really need to start test driving before you buy…lol You don’t wanna get stuck with a lemon.
@miss t-lee,
You really need to start test driving before you buy…
so basically she needs to ask cats to “put it on the plate” if they’re on a first date and happen to be at applebees?
@The Champ,
LMAO!!
I mean…not like that of course. There are ways of previewing the goods.
@The Champ, better than asking him to put in the bag.
that made no sense by the way.
@JumpOnIt,
Anyway…
—midgets
—asians
—virgins
—midget asian virgins
That is the icing on this blog.
ice deez
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
Well..*leans back in chair, both hands behind head* this is a topic I would know nothing about. Yep, ol VSB handle says it all. Goodnite everybody.
@Tx10inch,
Ha! Ha! One of the Truth in Advertising folks. I thought the management had banned all sort of self-promotion other than Vitamin Water on this site though? No? Carry on then.
@Wanjiru,
lol. Maybe Champ needs a 7 sec delay on tha site. Shameless plugs are hard 2 muzzle…
Boy oh boy, the potshots against atheists/agnostics/free thinkers is ridiculous…
ABWs will be the majority by 2015…that is all…
@CPT Callamity,
“Boy oh boy, the potshots against atheists/agnostics/free thinkers is ridiculous…”
you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?
@The Champ, this reply made me laugh out loud for a solid 30 seconds.
@The Champ,
Sorry…just checking back in. This isn’t the forum for it. Hit the email for that.
@ Champ: #4 (WWM) romantically compatible groups: —midgets
—asians—virgins— midget asian virgins”
You obviously disgregarded the scientifically rigorous theory that states, and I quote: “The shorter the monkey, the longer the tail”.Why do you hate science Champ?”
@Wanjiru,
hate deez
I definitely say the ABW has it much worse!! Cause women are always judged based on their looks. Not just when it comes to relationships, but perception in general. Especially in corporate America. Studies have proven that people that are generally good looking are usually perceived as smarter, more capable, friendlier, etc. Men aren’t judged as harshly about their looks. I’m sayin, look at old/oldish celebrities like john travolta, nick cage, mickey rourke, val kilmer, tom hanks, morgan freeman, mick jagger, etc. All of these dudes are or starting to look a hot mess these days yet still getting roles and/or still gettin pu$$y. Some are even still considered sex symbols. And its not just cause of their money. You think people are lining up to bang whoopi goldberg or oprah? HELL nah. Sh*t, if you really think about it, how many ABW do u even see on TV or in movies that aren’t comedians?
Now the WWM will have some difficulties but in the long run he will be ok cause he will either find a woman who loves him enough that it doesn’t matter or someone who doesn’t mind that hes smaller. i have a cousin who dated a WWM and she said after a while she didn’t mind cause she wasn’t sore afterwards like w the big D dudes LOL.
@BKSweetheart, “Men aren’t judged as harshly about their looks. I’m sayin, look at old/oldish celebrities like john travolta, nick cage, mickey rourke, val kilmer, tom hanks, morgan freeman, mick jagger, etc. All of these dudes are or starting to look a hot mess these days yet still getting roles and/or still gettin pu$$y.”
Willem Dafoe could get it from me. (hangs head in shame)
@Dee,
Willem Dafoe could get it from me. (hangs head in shame)
whenever i think of him i can’t help but picture him as the cross-dressing fbi agent in the boondock saints. even when i watch mississippi burning now i keep waiting for him to start screaming “there was a firefight!!!” while shimmying in the middle of the street
@BKSweetheart,
You think people are lining up to bang whoopi goldberg or oprah?
i know ted danson was. and nelly
@The Champ, Oprah has had some good periods of “in the right light anything is possible.” An example would be on that Vogue cover. Like bim, bim, bim.
Whoopi has those DSLs going for her. These are probably the cute feature that drew in Ted Danson, and the cat she is currently married to.
@BKSweetheart, And its not just cause of their money. You think people are lining up to bang whoopi goldberg or oprah?
have you seen them though???!?!?!?! WHOOPI DOESNT HAVE EYEBROWS.
and i’m pretty sure oprah ate cleveland.
@Panama Jackson,
WHOOPI DOESNT HAVE EYEBROWS. .
This is one of life’s greatest mysteries. Seriously.
@V Renee,
http://addins.wgem.com/blogs/sports/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/whoopi.jpg
@Panama Jackson,
Seriously..I’ve never noticed that about Whoopi. You gonna have me starin at her and sh*t now..everybody knows you can’t stare at Whoopi too long! It’s like lookin down in a port-a-potty. Damn you Panama!!!
@Tx10inch, “everybody knows you can’t stare at Whoopi too long! It’s like lookin down in a port-a-potty.”
I laughed so hard I think I sharted! (raises one finger and leaves to check his draws)
@BigBuck,
I laughed so hard I think I sharted! (raises one finger and leaves to check his draws) .
Ewwwwww but Bwhahahahaha
“whatever, you little d*ck ass, vienna sausage ass motherf*cker” comeback
HAHA!
Last summer, I’m in from of PFChang’s (which is the absolute best fake asian food. ever. and don’t argue with me.) and I observe a couple are getting into a heated argument, and something similar to the above statement flies out of the woman’s mouth. It was at that point, the gloves came off, and I pull up a chair with a bowl of popcorn.
(Of course I did, she had the most ridurkulous ass, & combine that with dirty martinis @ the bar and the cleanup man goes to work)Her statement also said few other things. 1. For her to get that angry to go there, she HAD to have screwed him. 2. More than once. 3. The unmoved look on his face, made it clear that he’ll screw her again.If a guy is height challenged whilst lying on his back, he can get the ladies, his just has to endure a lot of slick talk.
An ugly woman, however, has to endure much much more. Take Phylicia Rashad. There is, absolutely NO upgrade from her. And she’s getting finer as we speak. Amhad Rashad knows this, which is why for him, i’m guessing the only upgrade is the paper. His new wife? His new wife? Son, I’m not sure how one can muster an erection. Cha-ching!!!
http://www.theinsider.com/photos/481380_Ahmad_Rashad_Marries_Socialite_Sale_Johnson?&c_id=481379&c_type=news
@DirtyJerz,
Take Phylicia Rashad. There is, absolutely NO upgrade from her. And she’s getting finer as we speak
I wholeheartedly agree w/ this statement…she’s twice my age, but if I met her today, I’d have to holla on GP alone…
@DirtyJerz, WTF is that ghastly thing?
@DirtyJerz, Take Phylicia Rashad. There is, absolutely NO upgrade from her. And she’s getting finer as we speak.
i agree with sentence 2. sentence 3? not so much.
then again i dont think michelle obama is even remotely hot.
@Panama Jackson, Hey, I can’t co-sign on your thoughts on Michelle Obama, but then…I happen to think Serena Williams is wack.
@DirtyJerz,
Word? You would take Michelle Obama over Serena Williams? I don’t know about that one.
@Humble_One, Absolutely….I look at Serena, and I get very little femininity. from the waist up, of course.
@DirtyJerz, I definitely cosign on the Phylicia Rashad comment! And this comment from that link KILLED me! “Every time you mount that geriatric vampire do u do it from the back and tape benjamin’s to her head?” HAAAHAAAA!!!!!
@BigBuck,
*flatlines*
@miss t-lee,
Me too. LOL
I can’t even pick a winner because I am too busy collecting acronyms on this particular post. Aesthetically belligerent? The best sh*t since ever!
@lulu,
“I can’t even pick a winner because I am too busy collecting acronyms”
this is exactly how i’d feel if i were one of the cast members of jersey shore
@The Champ,
I can longer hear anyone say “the situation” without channeling Jersey Shore.
@lulu, me too… and cnn is the first thing i turn to when i get home… every time i hear “i’m wolf blitzer and you’re watching the situation (room)” i think of mike and i have to laugh
Diana was a very attractive woman, BUT I always thought she had ‘strong features’, like she might look mannish if you caught her at the wrong angle first thing in the morning. She was smart enough to know what angle that was–if you notice, she always held her head just so. Camilla…well, the only angle she looks good at is 0°.
I just got out of a ….situation….with a WWM. Never. again. And he was fat, too, so that made his WW even wee-er.
@Dee, you just got out, huh? he must have charmed the sh*t out of you.
@Panama Jackson, LOL, yeah, but I always figured he was hiding something. Good thing it was only about a month long deal–I was trying to figure out how much longer I could put up with feeling nothing when we did it.
When we got busy I was SO annoyed. I have tiny hands, and if your stuff is barely bigger than them, something is wrong.
But, yeah, true to what has been said, he was really nice and sweet.
@Dee,
I never thought Diana was remotely attractive, and was confused as a lad when she was referred to as such. She is a step up from Camilla, but was in no way shape or form drop dead gorgeous. Everyone gives her princess points.
asian here, just a note: we prefer porno dick, too. no wwm, thanks.
@diction,
welcome and sh*t, diction
@diction, LOL! Yes welcome got dammit welcome!
Now when you say porno d*ck, do you mean asian porn 2 finger jerk d*ck or the full on American Wesley Pipes “balls deep” d*ck? LOL
CPB looks like a crocodile, not a man.
@Darth Paul,
touche and sh*t
::Throwing confetti since the site is unblocked..even if it’s only for a day::
Speaking of midgets, have yall seen the pics of Gary Coleman’s wang??? He is HUNG like a mofo horse. It’s CRAZY I tell ya. And also a waste of a wang. SMDH
@V Renee, no. i haven’t. why were YOU looking at Gary Coleman’s wang? must be lonely times at ridgemont high.
@Panama Jackson,
LOL!
I was forwarded a link from a gossip site with a snapshot of it. He would put many men to shame.
@V Renee,
are you trying to become the first person to get unblocked and banned in the same day?
@The Champ,
If anything yall should thank me for not posting the link like I initially started too.
Yall know yall are binging images of Gary Coleman’s wang as we speak. You aint gots to lie craig. I can tell you where to find it if you ask nicely. ::palin wink::
@V Renee,
).
As they say, “the shorter the monkey, the longer the tail”…(urmm…not that Arnold is a monkey and/or that I’ve seen his member
@V Renee,
I was curious so I looked.
And yes, I was suprised. Like horrifically suprised.
@miss t-lee,
Like horrifically suprised. .
ME TOO!!!! I had NO idea and NEVER would have categorized him as a BDB (big d*ck b@stard).
@ Humble – Hellz naw he couldn’t get it! That’s why I said it was a waste of a wang
@V Renee,
Yeah…I never would have had GC on my lists of kats who are blessed. Craziness.
@miss t-lee, It wasn’t his meat. he actually protested the movie because they used a “d*ck double”.
Why would he argue against making the world believe he is a tripod?
@BigBuck,
That’s what I don’t understand. Wouldn’t that be great PR on his part?! *snickering*
@miss t-lee, Yeah it’s all good until the pants drop- yikes!… someone’s gonna end up cut (with a knife that is).
@V Renee,
So does this mean Arnold isn’t a WWM? Can he get the goods now?
@Humble_One,
Nah…he still couldn’t get the goods. It’s just suprising to know that he’s packing a wallop.
@V Renee,
i do find that short men are typically workin with something. now, i don’t know about dwarfs, now. but just your average height deficient guy.
What happens if WWM takes enzyte or AWB gets a face, @ss, and boob job? Can they move out their position?
@Humble_One, Well WWM is screwed because my guess Enzyte and everything like it is bullcrap. I mean I am sure it can make you hard for 9 hours and give you a heart attack, but make your junk actually grow permanently? I doubt it.
ABW gets no points either, at least in my opinion. I don’t like anything surgically altered. I can’t shake this image of Jocelyn Wildenstein! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html
@BigBuck, Now THAT was an image I wish I could unsee!
I think the WWM has it worse. I was just having a convo yesterday w/ my girlfriend about this. She told me how there’s a lovely rumor in place how my potential suitor may have a “chubby” as she so nicely called it. Bad enough he’s shorter than me, but word on the skreet is he ain’t working w/ much. FAIL.
Anywho, now matter how ugly you are…someone will find you attractive or at the very least make an exception. And for the AWB, luckily for her…9 times out of 10, when it comes to men p*ssy is well…p*ssy. Doesn’t matter who it’s attached to, so at least she guranteed to get some D.
But the WWM, I think his options become limited once his little secret (pun intended) gets out.
@La Bakir,
She told me how there’s a lovely rumor in place how my potential suitor may have a “chubby” as she so nicely called it. Bad enough he’s shorter than me, but word on the skreet is he ain’t working w/ much. FAIL.
i always wonder where these rumors originate. like, does one person start them or are they created by coitus osmosis?
@The Champ,
LOL…well in this case, all parties involved have grown up in the same neighborhood. So I guess it came from him having sex w/ someone and well….she told her homies and somehow my homie heard how he wasn’t well endowed.
She did say that maybe “it” grew because that rumor started when he was in high school. *shrugs*
AWB has it worse. Brothas can clown, use a AWB (for food, sex, money), not claim her public, etc. etc. Nickname her “butta” etc. and pretty much treat her as if she has to accept whatever they give her.
No one knows what WWM is workin’ with so he can walk through life and not be descriminated against. Plus, he can have a a pump and mean oral game…
@legitimate_soul,
what the hell is a pump?
@The Champ,
A pump is a long tube that men can put their member in and pump which causes an air vaccuum or suction in the tube and makes the member larger. It was a commercial all on the radio in the late 90′s and men who worked in the adult industry used it to make their member stand at attention and be larger on camera. It was also stated that male exotic dancers used it as well so they appeared larger in the g-string when they performed to get more tips. My old roommate had a dude who was WWM and used the pump and other men told me about men in the adult industry using it. At some point you can kinda tell a “pumped” penis versus a natural erection. I’ll just stop here-I’m surprising myself just how much I know about this. I never seen a pump in person and it’s funny how some random trivial information stays with you.
@The Champ, I’m guessing soul is referring to the verb… but that’s questionable.
@legitimate_soul, ah haaaa!
Too many laughs today!
Yo… aesthetically belligerent. I can’t even find the words to describe how brilliant this is. It’s def about to become part of my everyday vocabulary.
Ansewr to the questioon: It’s a tie… Either group can improve their plight with dedication, unselfishness, and hard work. Or they both can be miserable for life.
Now to the PSA…
Coming from a guy who is smedium w/curvature within the black community or average in 2520 terminology…important lessons must be learned early on. Do not hide the fact that you don’t have a big wang…don’t let it be a surprise…let the woman decide if she wants to go there. Would you want your time wasted on something that you know is not desirable no matter what “skills” may be present? Just like there a huge wangs…there ARE wombs that have not been totally trained…at that point in the game (same as you just wanting warm, slippery, friction)…regardless of training…there will always be a percentage that prefer a “fully stuffed” feeling….everything is not one size fits all…so don’t hate on a woman that preferes large and up. Do not act, talk, or “walk” like you are going to knock the bottom out of anything. Do not EVER be selfish…ladies first…always. If you have issues with “finishing” too fast…learn how to control that sh8t…grow up. Learn what works for you…do not use moves designed for 5 dollar foot longs. DO NOT TAKE MAGNUMS TO THE GAME…yes…you may be able to fit them and not have any slippage…but doesn’t a b/c cup boob look better in a b cup bra? If you don’t LOVE oral and other sexually stimulating activities…kill yoself now. Have a decent personality….be humble…and communicate. Confidence can exist without you acting like you can slap every woman across the entire side of their faces with your meat. Ol saying that will be considered one of the greatest of all times for eternity….get her mind and her azz will follow. Who taught me all this over the years? Women that have navigated and preferred larger wang at one point or another in their lives (this is what candid convo can make you privvy to)…and no wwm insults during heated exchanges or wwm jokes after we went our seperate ways…and yes…the azz in me will come out if provoked.
Oh yeah…some of you hung folks need to take some advice from above. Yall drilling holes…but ain’t striking gold. Ain’t it funny how women will talk to some men about anything after they have been been treated as a package vs. a warm slippery hole?
Will copy and paste to Word to proofread first from this point forward.
@The truth about minor cases of WWM sysndrome,
^True. I have had my homegirls tell me of times they did the grown up with a man who wasn’t large, but they said it was great. I was told “He broke me off…and I’m sore”….He wasn’t the largest, but he knew what he was doing.
@legitimate_soul,
it is what it is
@The truth about minor cases of WWM sysndrome, By far the most solid argument I have ever heard for the acceptance of the WWM.
@BigBuck,
The words/phrases I used came from women…
@The truth about minor cases of WWM sysndrome,
word/truth
“do not use moves designed for 5 dollar foot longs”
i work in an office. you cannot have me cackling like a witch.
@lulu,
my bad…i’m just sayin…especially on women with a donk…i refuse to make myself look like an azz…there are other positions…they should be used until yall are comfortable with letting go of that straight back defense position. You know what I’m talking about…when yall put that U in your backs and toot erthang (yes erthang – booty cheeks move out the way and yall might even pull em farther apart) up in the air to allow maximum penetration. That takes time and trust…
@The truth about minor cases of WWM sysndrome, LOL!! The straight back defense!
@The truth about minor cases of WWM sysndrome,
If you have issues with “finishing” too fast…learn how to control that sh8t…grow up
*cackle!*
@The truth about minor cases of WWM sysndrome,
I hear you on all that….but I still like a brother working with something…however…you sound like you’ve learned to work with what you got and you’re so right…some brothers who ARE working with something do not give a damn about your pleasure, they just want to slang that thang…
@ #4……DAMN!
Midget Asian Virgins! Only YOU could come up with that….or maybe it’s a nother sick joke from Our Lord & Saviour!
I think the ugly woman has it worse because at the end of the day if that little wang man had money it doesn’t matter he will find someone that wont notice/ignore his small pee pee. And I don’t know why but I feel like men with small wangs and short stature are more ambitious so I think they would be more focused on finding someone. Than the ugly woman who may have all kind of self esteem issues.
I also have encoutered some small wang men and wondered if they knew about their short-coming? I mean if a woman ever tells you that you have a small peen believe her. I know that it might of come up in an arguement but if you had a large piece trust she would never even curl her lips to even almost say that.
@Life of a Lush, “if you had a large piece trust she would never even curl her lips to even almost say that”…
so true and vierd too- when I’m in an argument there’s no telling what will fly outta my mouf- I mean I’ll say some isht that ain’t true JUST to piss you off… but, if you’re packing- mum is the word.
Champ, although I’m a fan of VSB, I gotta call bullsh*t on singling out Asians as WWM. Sure, it’s a stereotype, but how many Asian penises have you seen lately? And c’mon now… 60% of the world is Asian!
If all of them have wee wangs, wouldn’t that screw up the whole concept of “average dick size”?
Though I love the term WWD, we do ourselves some injustice if we don’t know the proper medical term for it…lol.
Micropenis: An abnormally small penis. In medical practice, the dimension of the penis that is measured is the length. This measurement is taken along the upper surface of the shaft of the penis to the tip, using a measuring tape or, preferably, a ruler. The ruler is pressed firmly into the soft tissue over the pubic bone (the symphysis pubis) since, in obese boys and men, a seemingly small penis may be partly engulfed by the fat pad at its base and actually be quite normal in length. Normal standards are available for penile length.
True micropenis is a penis that measures significantly less than normal. This may reflects failure of normal hormonal stimulation or a failure of normal development during the formation of the embryo (a birth defect).
Im gonna go with the ugly chicks on this one.
For example – I know a woman who has been seeing a man for 10+ years, and has dealt with cheating, babies outside of the relationship, STD’s, blatant disrespect, his allergic reaction to keeping a job, and then the humiliation of seeing him marrying his current wife after knowing her for only 2 years.
This man is known for having a tragic, melancholy set of twigs & berries.
Yet women still “go through the flames” for him. In fact his WHOLE FAMILY is notorious for having pathetic peens, but they are never single!
How many men do you know deal with an ugly girl that has the audacity to have an poor attitude, and treats them like crap?
At least “ugly chicks” go through the trouble of having some redeeming qualities, like a sweet disposition, a sense of humor, a steady job, and exceptional culinary skills.
Even if a man has an infantile schlong, he still has options.
Stop it……Just STOP IT!!! You have to give it to the WWM:
Its been mention: “Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder”. A persons looks, who they are attracted too, and beauty as a whole does not have ONE meaning. ABW might be ugly but, your version of ugly is different from someone elses. They can always find someone to appreciate their *ahem* physical beauty. Renee Zellweger is ugly but i know in the wrong place I could get stomp out for saying that.
WWM is a WWM, ladies where is the website that gives props to small dicks???? or what would happen if your favorite bruh in movies/sports/modeling had a really small wang. 4inches or lower doesn’t benefit anyone. Nobody is looking for that, especially since he is inadequate where that size really counts THE BEDROOM.
Think about what he has to do to make up being a WWM for you to continue a relationship (Rich, perfect gentleman, etc.) What are most of the men arguing about for ABW to reach those same standards??? Just have another good part about you to make up for your looks. Get it? She just has to be there and she will still get play. WWM might stay in a relationship but, without atleast a job, most women would kick him to the curb. You can be unemployed, arrogant, even a habitual cheater but as long as you have a big dick some women will really put up with that mess. Can that happen with a WWM??? 4inches and lower???
ABW has more of a chance being happy and finding love than any WWM. Women, many women worry about there looks alot. And thanks to magazines like Vogue or allure or Cosmo who paint an imagine of thin, blond, 2520s as beauty and any girl who doesn’t fit that look is under par is not gonna stop any man from picking another option of beauty. There are quite a few ABWs celebrities that know for a fact they aint pretty, can still joke about there looks, even be honest about it, and have great lasting relationships or be married multiple times. But I never seen an article of a man being proud of his small penis. Men who are acknowledge as WWM take that as a walk of shame. Like a man who is known to be a minute-man or an openly Gay NFL player. No one wants to see/hear/touch that.
Women being called/knowing she ugly could bounce back from that. But a man who is called/knows that he is a WWM could destroy him.
My 2 cents
According to first-hand account from a friend, Karrine Steffans’ book and NBA scuttlebutt, Shaquile O’Neal is a world-famous WWM. And of course, his money and fame get him not just a pretty wife but several jealous, gold-digging mistresses. BUT…I still think the odds favor the ABW…because love and beauty only equate for the most shallow. You might be Precious’ cousin, but if you have amazing fellatio skills, you will never be single. If you can cook like Paula Deen and the Neelys put together you will never be single. If you have an ass, big breasts, a knockout body, or a sweet personality, you will most likely be coupled and maybe with the hottie that the cute girls just wanted to have pretty babies with.
As for the WWM, the problem is that most women at least want to feel like satisfaction is a possibility. The WWM has to find a woman for whom sex is not that important and compensate with money, or personality or both. That’s three things that are necessary for success, depending on how small, while the ABW only has to have one good thing to offset her looks. And these days, with plastic surgery, weaves, breast enhancements, etc. and ABW can get to average with a little financial investment. There is no way, penis pump notwithstanding, to change your penis size and believe it fellas a BDR (Bad Dick Report) goes a long way.
The phrase aesthetically belligerent woman made me cackle out loud at my desk….reading this site can be a career limiting move if one is not careful….LMAO
I think the ABW has it worse here because both have to develop traits to keep a person once they catch them to compensate for their shortcoming, but the WWM’s short coming doesn’t impede him in the catching phase. Whereas the ABW will have a much harder catching a person to woo with her compensatory charms. Now after the WWM has screwed some woman over, resulting in her outing his secret, then I think the WWM and the ABW are about equal in their plights.
I think I dated that man… Adrian, if you’re reading this, I want my Pink Floyd CD back.
I CANNOT! I just can’t. I’m mad late but I think I will cry myself to sleep laughing…and I haven’t even tried to read the comments. Aesthetically belligerent?! I needed this after stats and ratios (no matter how misleading
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