Sensitive Thugs That Really Need Hugs: 5 Behaviors of The B*tch A** Ninja

It pains me to say it, but Puffy really did coin one of the most useful phrases ever:  b*tcha*sness.

What an all encompassing term, eh?  In one fell swoop, he managed to sum up an entire subgenre of men (and women for that matter, though it seems to work better when referring to men) who basically act like p*ssies.  Ladies, you should avoid these men at all costs.

The problem here is that these b*tcha*sness displayers wear regular, straight up G uniforms.  They parade around as if they’re like every other Tom, Dick, and Jamal, but deep inside, they’re overly sensitive glory hogs…hmm…

You know what, I might not know how to define b*tcha*sness, but I know it when I see it.  Today I’m going to provide a list of some observable behaviors that just might indicate a man is a sensitive thug who needs hugs, with his b*tch azz.

1. Pout

Any grown ass man who ACTUALLY pouts should be so far off any woman’s radar that the South Pole seems close.  Pouting is something that you should be beat for when you’re 9 but you should be raked across the coals with the vengeance of two snow leopards named Spot if you’re a man.  And yes, you b*tch a** ninja, pouting does include automatically folding your arms in displeasure.

2.  Always jumps to conclusions and assumes the worst and won’t shut up about it

You ever meet somebody who goes right from “he didn’t call me back yet…” to “…because he must be out f*ckin with my girl!”  And gets in his feelings and starts pouting?  I actually know a dude like this.  I hate him.  Or, to complete the murder the kind of cat who doesn’t get answers to questions when or how they want them, so they start surmising stupid sh*t about what happened and how they’ve been wronged by somebody’s lack of getbackedness.  I hate those b*tches. Ladies, any man who jumps to uber ridiculous and negative conclusions quickly will likely end up trying to kill you at some point in your relationship.  We like to call these cats OJs.  Because you see….OJs tend to…

3.  …act on the conclusions they’ve jumped to

Say you feel wronged and haven’t received ample satisfaction correcting the issue.  Say you then decide that you’re going to act on said feelwronged by turing into a passive-aggressive p*ssy a** ninja (P.A.P.A.N.).  It’s kind of like A.D.I.D.A.S. except not at all.  You see, a P.A.P.A.N. will then take subliminal shots because that’s what passive aggressive people do.  They don’t name names, they just make “implied references” in hopes that the offender will see or hear them. And everybody knows that “implied references” do little more than piss people off, which is exactly what sensitive thugs want to do because, if they’re not happy, they…

4. …prefer that everybody else around them is miserable until they’re happy

Worst kind of b*tch a** ninja is the one who can’t be happy for anybody else unless things are going his way.  These are the dudes who hate on other people’s success or comeups in life because deep down, they pretty much covet that which the other party has.  Nothing says b*tcha**ness like hating the player instead of the game.

5.  Sneaky and non-confrontational

Nothing says b*tcha**ness like a dude who is pissed with somebody for what they perceive as a slight ONLY to have it be addressed to them and they pretend like it was nothing.  Especially when you know good and well that they were pouting since they jumped to conclusions, enough so that they decided to act on their conclusions because ultimately they’re not happy with themselves.  Pouters always leave evidence.  Usually they cross their arms a lot or word gets back they were talking sh*t until you ask them about it, at which point apparently, everybody else got it wrong.

Yes, people, true b*tcha** behavior lives.  And ladies, these men will give you plenty of signs of their true colors if you spend enough time around them.  Sensitive thugs can’t hold it in. They will constantly need hugs.

So good people of VSB, what are some other behaviors of the sensitive thug?

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3

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