One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in life is Vampire in Brooklyn. It’s one of Eddie Murphy’s dark hours, up there with The Golden Child (which I actually like but is truly terrible) and Pluto Nash on the Asstastic-o-meter. But it was OnDemand and I was bored on Tuesday night so I watched it anyway. It didn’t take long to remember why it sucked, but then my favorite scene came on.
It’s the scene where Maximilian the Caribbean vampire takes over the form of the Reverend Pauly and goes on a rant about evil being good – and more specifically, necessary evil. See he contends that without evil, there is no good, therefore, evil is necessary. To wit:
“Deacon was out on Bushwick last night with a $2 ho. But he had a good time with that $2 ho.
Evil is good. And azz is good. And if you get you a piece of evil azz, WOOO.”
Beautiful music when champagne flutes clink.
*clink*
Anyway, that scene got me to thinking about necessary evils. And not just $2 hoez either. While those are definitely necessary (and evil) – face it, everybody can’t afford to pay $500 a pop, no pun intended, in these times of economic depression – I just can’t rightfully make a legitimate case for a $2 ho to be something worthy of writing about. You know, aside from the words I’ve already written. Video hoez on the other hand.
I seem to have lost my point.
Ah yes, necessary evils. What makes a necessary evil? To me, it’s one of those things that you wish you didn’t have to deal with, but in reality, you really do need it. I see you looking and asking yourself, what is Panama talking about?
Glad you asked.
1) Tyler Perry
As much as we hate him (though he also has as many people that love him, no real middle ground here), he’s made all of his own movies on his own without the help from any major studios or anything. Which is blatantly obvious by the lack of acting talent most actors display in his movies. I mean, hell, he’s managed to turn decent actors, like Derek Luke, into terrible actors in movies where the plot diverges and reconnects in more retarded ways than a school full of monkeys playing Scrabble with $2 hoez named Sylvia. But alas, if he wasn’t making movies, the only Black movies we’d get per year would be documentaries called Black in America with an ambiguous chick named Soledad who got excited by some sh*t she found on ancestry.com. Yes, Black America, we need Tyler Perry.
By the way, has there ever been a more polarizing individual than Tyler Perry?
2) Condoms
They evil because they take away the feeling. But they’re necessary because I mean really with all of the STDs and genetically questionable children running around, a little prevention can go a long way. Just put it in the bag. No Drake.
3) 50 Cent
King of the Evil Empire, he’s actually the only interesting thing going in hip-hop this side of Lil Wayne and his new game show, “Guess My Next Baby Mama”. And by hip-hop, I mean the culture, not his music. But I’ll listen to a 50 Cent interview all day long pal. It’s bound to be entertaining, informational, and he just might be the funniest rapper ever. Without him, we’re stuck listening to people like Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, and T.I. all day. While Lil Wayne is fun, I’m not completely sure HE knows what he’s saying. And Jay is just boring to me now. He’s like A-Rod. All feels rehearsed and sh*t.
4) Apple, Inc.
I’m convinced that Steve Jobs is the king of the Evil Empire but you know what? I just can’t live without my radio iPod. And even if you have some random ass Zune or some other offbrand mp3 player to make a point, it’s because of iPods and Apple. You are carrying around a bootleg mp3 player because iPod exists and you’re ironic.
5) Very Smart Brothas
Sure Panama has pissed off more people than BET, and sure The Champ has told more people to handle his nuts than two squirrels at a Planter’s factory, but have a baby by me baby, be a millionaire what would you do if you could get with the Dogg Pound if we suddenly disappeared? Hate it or love it, it’s not that we can’t stop it’s just that we won’t stop. Plus, where would other motherf*ckers get their inspiration posts from?
6) Suge Knight
No Suge, No Dr. Dre The Chronic. No Chronic. No Snoop and Doggystyle. No Snoop no resurgent Bishop Don Magic Juan. Okay…maybe that’s not all necesary.
Any other necessary evils you can think of? Gimme what you got.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
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Microsoft – they run the world (poorly) but they run it. You can try to live without a single Microsoft product or deriative, it’s pretty impossible to do
Winter- Hate the cold, hate the short days but with winter comes Football, Christmas, my birthday and you can’t get to Springtime without it.
Diddy – he’s an overaged caricature of his former self but without his hustle (okay scramble over fallen soldiers to get to the top) would we appreciate the rap magnates?
Insects – I hate those things but I’m assured they serve some greater purpose in the world than annoying me
That’s all I’ve got for now…
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:56 am
@OneChele,
i co sign on diddy 50%. he is a necessary evil. minus the necessary.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:57 am
@OneChele, Diddy is an odd one. Like at this point, what does he even do anymore aside from make terrible music – Dirty Money…for real??? – and have a reality show empire and take publishing from artists? Why is he so important?
Btw, did you all know that Puffy owns part of Erykah Badu’s publishing? Look at the songwriting credits in her albums and you will see Janice Combs Publishing. LOL. He’s everywhere.
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
@OneChele,
“Insects”
Yup! Especially spiders. I hate them mofos, but I really hate to imagine a world where potentially grosser insects rule the world because there are no webs to catch them little hoodlums.
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lol, as a zune owner i resent the offbrand branding…though i did choose zune in response to seeing bad reviews for the ipod. so point made…
i wonder, though…would the world really be bad w/o all those things you mentioned (especially mr perry, who i’ll admit is a gift and a curse)? it’s like when people say societies need enemies if only to justify their existence.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:57 am
@Joe E, lol, as a zune owner i resent the offbrand branding…though i did choose zune in response to seeing bad reviews for the ipod. so point made…
who gave the iPod bad reviews? Zune owners??/ LMAO.
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Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@Panama Jackson,
lol. I think even Bill Gates owns an iPod
*joking…but I wouldnt be surprised*
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@Me fail english?,
I remember reading some article a while back about him refusing to have Apple products in his house. That included his kids owning iPods.
LMFAO. #saltyBillGates
Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
@Me fail english?, you know he has one. he probably just built a Zune case around it.
or he just considers it “research”
Viacom! They’re responsible for so much foolishness on TV but without them, we’d be stuck…without them. And without them, we wouldn’t have Flavor Flav on TV in this millennium. Without Flav, we wouldn’t have Ray. J., Frankie and Neffie, or any other other shows I refuse to watch but have heard of just so I know what not to turn to. See, I have standards!
Oh and without Viacom, Bravo wouldn’t have taken the leap into the
‘reality’unscripted programming genre. Without that, we wouldn’t have the Real Housewives franchise. And without them, we would have no…wait for it…She by Sheree or Closet Freak. We wouldn’t know we can ‘Fly Above’ all the haters. And most we certainly wouldn’t know that it’s bordering on a sin to be ‘Tardy For The Party’. And really, isn’t the world better for having all those things?!Reply
cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:03 am
@Ms. Smart,
where you bring up a valid point…i’m really wishing kim had been a little more tardy for the party. bleh.
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Soula Powa Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:39 am
@Ms. Smart,
I thought Viacom was a necessary evil as well. But after reading that impassioned post, I’m sure they ARE just evil. Thanks.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@Soula Powa, welcome and sh*t
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:59 am
@Ms. Smart, But none of that is evil. LOL. I mean, isn’t youre life better knowing that Flavor Flav and Ray J have leagues of ridiculous women fighting over them?
I know mine is. Though I will say Frankie and Neffie’s rise to fame is a bit troubling for me. It’s just more proof that Black folks cannot escape crack.
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
@Panama Jackson,
i’m at the point where i can officially admit that i’m a fan of for the love of ray j. other than the office, curb your enthusiasm, and inside the nba with gary payton and chris webber, no other show makes me laugh as much
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
@The Champ, i been tried to told ya. that show is more unintentional comedy than you can throw three midgets at. between Ray J’s oft changing voice inflections and the ridiculousness he forces them women to participate in (and the fact that they do it), its like watching the American Dream in its purest form.
nia Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I just liked watching Ray J’s bewildered expression when he realized his beloved angel Danger SMASHED THE HOMIES.
CleverScreenName Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@The Champ,
“Other than the office, curb your enthusiasm and inside the nba with gary payton and chris webber…”
Damn, two of my three favorite shows (Sportscenter is the other). I laugh my @$$ off watching Gary and Chris. They are 43.6% of the reason I have NBA TV. The day they were on TNT with Chuck and Kenny and Chris Webber beatboxed while Gary and Kenny had a dance off… their random musing about games… EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT!!! They are the most hilarious duo of commentators in the history of sports. And you can tell they’re just having a good time. I really hope that the rest of the world doesn’t catch on, because they’ll get moved to another station and forced to change because they’re too “Edgy” or “insult the players too much”, or “aren’t talking about basketball, at all.”
You know what? That’s my response to Panama’s post. Improvisation and complete lack of decorum is a necessary evil. Not necessary to society, but certainly to good sports broadcasting. And really, aren’t sports necessary to society? how else would we justify the existence of people like Shaq (7′ 1.5″, 350 lbs… acts like a kid). Without basketball wouldn’t he be locked up somewhere Hannibal Lecter style, far far away from any children he might be so inclined to snack on?
So sports are necessary to justify the presence of freaks of nature. But they’re evil because Shaq earns somewhere around 2% of the GDP while not actually contributing anything of real substance to society. More to the point, he earns about 1200 times what I make in a year and I’m sure that my job is more necessary to society than his. Yeah, I’m hatin. Shaq is still evil, though.
Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
@Panama Jackson,
The Flavoverse and all the other subsequent “Of Love” (sans Rock of Love…didn’t get into that for some reason) shows have definitely made my life better. Those shows are so quotable. I still to this day use New York’s “blist” instead of “bliss”.
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Ms. Smart Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
@Cheekie, You want some ‘lip chap’?
Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@Ms. Smart,
*high five*
There’s another I use. I can’t even say ChapStick no’ mo’. lol
Or “You mad, huh?”
Kids- sure, they cry, they are constantly hungry, and you have to wipe their asses for them for a while, but one day you’ll get too old to wipe your own ass, and then I’m sure they’ll come in handy.
Flavor Flav- I can think of no better person’s life to reference as a cautionary tale for one on the brink of a level of coondom you just cannot come back from.
Jobs- Nobody likes pissing 40+ hrs of their lives away on a weekly basis for over 50% of their lives with people they can barely stand, but when payday comes, it allll makes sense.
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:11 am
@8th Wonder,
codamnsign on jobs.
cogatdamnsign.
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NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox.. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:52 am
@8th Wonder, Man you took jobs right on away from me…but u made a valid ass point!
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
@8th Wonder, Flavor Flav will have college courses based around him at some point. Mark my words.
He’s been apart of one of the most important rap groups ever and been a spearhead of one of the most ridiculous trends ever at the same time.
Plus he wore a clock. Anybody who rocks a clock is worth talking about.
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“Plus, where would other motherf*ckers get their
inspirationposts from?”shots fired? lol. oh How I love this place.
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Kit (Keep It Trill) Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:43 am
@Selah, I co-sign.
Every now and then I run across a blog with your writing styles, and think, “Champ? Panama? Is that you in disguise?”
Then I look again and think – with the music of The Real Slim Shady in the background – nah, it ain’t them.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@Kit (Keep It Trill), Every now and then I run across a blog with your writing styles, and think, “Champ? Panama? Is that you in disguise?”
sheeeeeeeeeit, me too.
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@Kit (Keep It Trill),
Every now and then I run across a blog with your writing styles, and think, “Champ? Panama? Is that you in disguise?”
sh*t, there have been times when i’ve thought i was getting Alzheimers because i read some sh*t that i could have swore i actually wrote, but couldn’t remember actually writing it.
then, i remembered that shark n*ggaz do exist.
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HUPirate in NY Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@The Champ,
Thats a damn shame bruh! I really do enjoy reading this blog daily at work while i eat my lunch. its very humorous, but yet you both always seem to make relevant points that might not be thought about. Good work and keep the good writing alive. its great you all are writers and not biters
Selah Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@Kit (Keep It Trill),
exaaaactly. sadly I have one such site on my blogroll cuz it’s funny…. but funny in a “you sound like champ and pj which is why i think you’re funny” kind of way.
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:30 am
@Selah,
Shots fired alright….like a hand cannon…lmao
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
@Selah, what are these fired shots of which you speak?
shots fired is a way of inciting a response.
i just speak the truth.
you don’t…wanna f*ck with PJ (cuz why?)…cuz PJ….will f*ckin’ flame you…
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Selah Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@Panama Jackson,
See cheekie’s response. plz and thank you. lol
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@Selah,
I definitely saw those shots. Those shots were going in slow-mo, like in the Matrix.
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Selah Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
@Cheekie,
LOL!
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
@Cheekie, except the intended targets of the shots will be hit.
“…and for the right price, i can even make your sh*t tighter…”
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@Panama Jackson,
Holy ish!!! I’m listening to vol 2 right now…
crazy…lol
BEYONCE
She’s evil…you see her everywhere you go & it’s inevitable…I can’t go a day without seeing something about her, the blogs stay on her nuts…EVIL
But she’s necessary because without her we’d be stuck listening to Umbrella & some random J.Lo songs. & in real life, she’s an “okay” role model for the little ones.
Ooh btw, I LOVE this blog, I a new commentor though
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
@Hot Buttered Rum, welcome and sh*t
Beyonce is so necessary. If she didn’t exist, who else would so many people hate on???
and this blog loves you.
you should get with Hot Buttered Soul and make an album called Rum & Soul.
btw, i have no idea who Hot Buttered Soul is or even if that person exist, but it was a damn good album title.
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@Hot Buttered Rum,
hot buttered deez
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
@The Champ,
lmao
That sounds like some updated more-painful Al Green type ish.
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Ikea. I love that place. I hate the crazy foreigners who are always there when I’m there (because those mofos don’t ever watch what they’re doing and end up bumping in to me at least 5 times while there, causing me to get ninja-like and sh*t…).
Its a necessary evil though. After all, when I moved into my apartment, and my buns needed new pots/glassware/curtains/shelves/(insert other random household item)…they had the ish cheaper than everywhere else.
The extra evil comes from my apparent obsession with the store. I cannot drive by without going in there. I cannot go in there without buying something, even if it is a delicious openface egg salad sandwich (my arteries hate me about now)… And that’s what makes it super evil.
Honorable mentions: public restrooms. Evilly dirty; but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:48 am
@chaoticdiva,
but i heart ikea… <3 …see?
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@chaoticdiva, you view IKEA like I used to view the CD Depot in College Park, MD. I have their phone number programmed into my phone so i can call to check up on certain titles.
I’d go in and drop 100 bucks off the okeydoke. Every time. I probably spend thousands in there on albums and CDs. Glad I stopped driving up Baltimore Avenue.
then i discovered illegal downloading and its been on like donkey kong ever since.
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Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@chaoticdiva,
“Ikea. I love that place. I hate the crazy foreigners who are always there”
lol @ Ikea’s clientele. I feel like 99% of all the Scandanavian (Nordic?) people I’ve met in my life have been while I was in Ikea. I feel like they never really leave past the parking lot. Which explains the on-site cafeteria…
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Ms. Smart Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
@chaoticdiva, OMG! Ikea is EVIL. But where the hell else can I buy picture frames on the cheap? Also, what’s up with the elderly?? I typically go there during the day and dammit, if the AARP isn’t ALWAYS hosting some type of effing rally in the self-serve section! Ugh!!!
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Walmart. Honestly cannot stand that place and the way they treat their employees is a damn shame…but where would the world be without rollbacks?
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
@Shaymarie, At Target.
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@Shaymarie,
welcome and sh*t
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Reecie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@Shaymarie, I feel you. but I actually had a work stint at wally world in undergrad and thats how I justify it. they treated me and my peers just fine. plus there are no super targets where I live so walmart supercenter has it on lock! you can get groceries, and all the extras that cost too much at regular grocery stores all in one trip! viva la convenience.
I effs with Target too though because they have starbucks inside them.
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fb, myspace, twitter and all other online communication communities that we seem to be attached to by way of umbilical cord…or am i alone there? anyway, evil but ohhh sooooo necesssary.
ps. ben and jerry’s ny superfudge chunk ice cream. satan’s finest dairy product, yet necessary for my self comforting process.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@cam1ll3, naw, you’re right. Social networking is like cell phones in the late 90s. if you’re not on, then you’re the liability.
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BKSweetheart Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
@Panama Jackson, @cam1ll3 – Yeah well Facebook is apparently more necessary than ever since its helpin ninjas with alibis and sh*t
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@BKSweetheart, or f*ckin’ alibis up.
BKSweetheart Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@Panama Jackson, yeah so next time I’m about to rob a KFC, I’ll just make sure I bring my laptop and update my status real quick to say some ish like “I hate fried chicken yo, i’m bout to go to Jamba Juice”
Throw them the old okey doke, ya mean?? LOL.
Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@cam1ll3,
I think I’m the one alone in that I dont see them as necessary at all. I was never on myspace. I have an fb page that I updated for like a week in February ‘05 and never effed with again (unless I got tagged to a pic or friend requested). And I had like a 4 month love affair with Twitter that is pretty much done. I just dont like ppl having all that damn access. Bah-humbug (I am old).
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 1:49 am
@Me fail english?,
you’re not old, you’re a rebel. jury’s still out on twitter for me. but fb? yeah i went w/o for a week and felt bad. it’s unnatural i know, but…
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first off I looooove the Golden Child! and how dare you put it in the same class as pluto nash! did pluto nash have a half dragon half asian( a bit redundant) psychic? …I didn’t think so!
my list
convenience stores-high as hell miniature versions of bullshyt but hey without them where else cand you get cigarillo’s a slushy and hot cheetos at 3 in the morning?
texting…it promotes horrible speech and writing habits but it sure comes in handy
George W Bush no G Dubb no Obama..nuff said
I’m tired be back round noon with some more….
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:10 am
@Shay-D-Lady,
cosign on the convenience stores and text messaging.
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:19 am
@Shay-D-Lady,
i second the convenience store chedda rape-age. 2 condoms for 5 dollas?! i could just get a store bag and save myself some damn money. it won’t fit as nice, but damn!!!
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@Shay-D-Lady, You might love Golden Child, but that dont make it good.
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Reecie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Panama Jackson, LOL. so true, I love that movie too. “my dear sweet brother numsie!”
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SexyCool Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@Shay-D-Lady,
I-I-I-I-I-I want the kniiiiifee……pleeeeeaasssseeee!!!
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-um….it’s kind of evil that i live in a world where i just got my j.d. and passed the bar and i’m very seriously thinking about applying to be a waitress at the t*tty bar in the neighboring (because um….there will be none of that in the town where i actually live) town because not only can i not find a job, but i don’t even have enough money to open my own office in the cheapest of cheap a*s locations. just da*n evil. and yet necessary, because these bill collectors are about to make me cuss them out. i’ve already cussed out most of them, actually, but then i get all sad because it’s not ladylike. and then i get all existentialist and look back at my life and stuff–it’s just a cycle that i want to break. and working at the strip club–as a waitress–just might help me do that. *le sigh*
–curse words are a necessary evil. i hate that curse words fly from my mouth sometimes. but i appreciate those words. because, when i feel a certain type of way, being able to fire off a few profanities just may make the difference between me being able to shake it off and have people comment on how they love the cheery vibe i’m giving off the rest of the day vs. me wrapping my fingers around the nearest d-bag’s neck.
–eyebrow waxes are a necessary evil. i don’t like paying some cranky asian woman to make me feel like bees just attacked the upper half of my face. but i’m soooo addicted. i swear i could just be in the worst mood, but throw in some lip gloss and an eyebrow wax on a good hair day and my a*s turns into synclaire from living single: “cheer up guys! woo woo woo.” lol
-cheese fries with a side of gravy are a necessary evil. that should be pretty self explanatory for any woman under 30 who isn’t necessarily going for the rotund look.
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:24 am
@charli skipper,
*gasp* eyebrow waxes aren’t evil! they are a form of self love. you love yourself and you want pretty eyebrows. woo woo woo…
no cranky soon-yi for me, tho…i do my own.
cosign on the m*********n curse words.
and i hear you on the job thing. it will come thru–you’re obviously an intelligent, persistant, ambitious woman otherwise the j.d wouldn’t have happened. things stink right now but it will turn around. this is how the universe works. don’t give up…you got this.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:57 am
@cam1ll3,
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Kit (Keep It Trill) Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Awww! Charli, the job thing is so sad! Glad they don’t have any of those in your town, but I’m feelin’ ya. You might have to move out of Dodge to make your dreams become a reality, or you can’t afford to move, temporarily being a paralegal where you are. Think of either as a necessary evil, and don’t look back if you get an offer. Craigslist has hidden jewels in all the major cities. I wish you well.
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tnt_FTW Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:55 am
@charli skipper,
congrats on the jd
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
@charli skipper,
“curse words are a necessary evil. ”
Yes! I try not to use them (especially around the mother), but ain’t no other words sound as cathartic and great. I mean, what is more fun to say, “F*ck a healthcare deductible!” or “This deductible is really unpleasant for my life right now”.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
@charli skipper, i think there’s nothign wrong with being a stripper.
riddle me this though batman (to everybody)…just why in the f*ck do Asians have a monopoly on aesthetic stuff??? ive been trying to understand this. no matter what city you’re in…Asians do the manis and pedis and eyebrows and all that sh*t.
how does this happen?
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:11 am
@Panama Jackson,
because we keep patronizing (and unfortunately between the prices and the skill, they’re kinda the best game in town in my experience.)
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
@charli skipper,
-um….it’s kind of evil that i live in a world where i just got my j.d. and passed the bar and i’m very seriously thinking about applying to be a waitress at the t*tty bar in the neighboring (because um….there will be none of that in the town where i actually live) town because not only can i not find a job, but i don’t even have enough money to open my own office in the cheapest of cheap a*s locations. just da*n evil. and yet necessary, because these bill collectors are about to make me cuss them out. i’ve already cussed out most of them, actually, but then i get all sad because it’s not ladylike. and then i get all existentialist and look back at my life and stuff–it’s just a cycle that i want to break. and working at the strip club–as a waitress–just might help me do that. *le sigh*
***awarding the vsb daily “charli skipper award (given to the first person to completely disregard the topic)” to, you guessed it, charli skipper!!!***
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Voiceovereason Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@The Champ,
When you go through what she’s going through it’s hard to think about anything else. Smh.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@The Champ,
um….is this a cash award? cuz you keep tryin to give it to me! and i don’t even deserve it this time…..notice how i incorporated today’s “necessary” and “evil” themes into my little rant.
no sir. i cannot accept this award…..unless, of course, it’s cash.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@charli skipper,
i didn’t mean to bring a wet blanket up in here though. honest!
Voiceovereason Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
@charli skipper,
-um….it’s kind of evil that i live in a world where i just got my j.d. and passed the bar and i’m very seriously thinking about applying to be a waitress at the t*tty bar in the neighboring (because um….there will be none of that in the town where i actually live) town because not only can i not find a job, but i don’t even have enough money to open my own office in the cheapest of cheap a*s locations. just da*n evil. and yet necessary, because these bill collectors are about to make me cuss them out
It’ll get better. It doesn’t feel like it right now, but it will. I’m not even admitted to practice and I’m doing alright…FINALLY. *sigh*
FYI…not sure if you know (I didn’t when I graduated), but the compliance profession welcomes lawyers with open arms. I’d apply for some of those positions if you haven’t already.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
@Voiceovereason,
thanks for the heads up!
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SexyCool Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@charli skipper,
Can I add “Asian Lady Breath” to the evil of eyebrow waxing? Thankfully, I can hold my breath for 45 seconds without passing out.
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Tyra…my girl wanted me to join the group PAT , people against Tyra but I couldn’t bring myeslf to it. She just entertains me when she goes all ‘your issues are my issues’ on her shows. In fact after watching a couple I came to the conclusion that she is a former model who dated rapppers too, has had body issues too, has been bullied too and was a bully growing up too, has been dumped by said rappers too, wishes she was Beyonce too, has ‘natural’ hair too and enjoys showing of her boobies to the whole world.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:19 am
@Superior motherload,
when it started being the in thing to do, i tried to not like tyra. but i just can’t do it. the girl might be self centered, but hell, i think she’d be fun to hang out with.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@Superior motherload, i dont see how anybody can hate Tyra. she really is the girl next door type of chick who just so happened to have the body of a Goddess for some years. she’s doofy as hell.
that makes her fun.
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Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@Superior motherload,
Tyra is TOTALLY a necessary evil. She’s one of the few tv shows I actually watch but sometimes I wanna punch the tivo. She never shuts up, she’s always making some wack ass joke and she’s all tall and shet (ok, I’m kinda hating with the height thing). If it wasnt for my love of calling folks out (cf. the tapeworm diet guy, haha) I’d mail some anthrax to the studio right now.
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Tyler Perry lol.I’m surprised by how many good actors that he gets in his movies, like Angela Bassett. That was surprising.
- I would replace Apple with Microsoft. I used to consult there and they are evil and steal ideas from other companies left and right. I live in Seattle and people call them the Evil Empire aand everyone knows who we’re talking about. But where would we be without them.
- Reality Shows – I miss the days before reality shows. Now they’ve taken over almost every channel and as stupid as some are, they’re also real entertaining and make work conversations more interesting.
- Us Weekly – I don’t care about celebrity gossip so much, but when I travel I’ll read them over other magazines at the airport for entertainment
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Deviant Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:39 am
@Leila,
“But where would we be without them.”
On better computers, with software that actually works!
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
@Deviant,
LOL. Truth.
I think my fave Mac commercial to date is the one where Microsoft guy is like, “It won’t have the same problems as Vista; it won’t have the same problems as XP; etc etc etc”.
If there was ever a truer commercial. lol
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@Leila, even Angela wasn’t great in Meet The Browns. For one, wasnt’ she supposed to be a “young”ish mother? Like in her early 30s or so??
she was not. that’s worse casting than Alicia Keys character and Queen Latifah’s old young ass in The Secret Life of Bees.
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Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@Panama Jackson,
Ya know, Angela isnt great in A LOT of isht. I was just reading a blog on how bad she was in Notorious. I hadnt realized how much she sucked til I read it. Loved her as Tina and Betty, but that trembling lip, over-enunciating nonsense aint gon’ cut it with every character.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@Me fail english?, she definitely does the quivering lip sh*t about as much as cuba gooding jr cries. i just watched men of honor yesterday and was like, man, that is one crying azz ninja.
i never thought of her as a great actress. she just be in sh*t doing her powerful woman role. you know what, i think her best role was in Boyz N Tha Hood.
short. sweet. and to the point.
Bras. You want to be free now, while you’re perky, but you know that, without them, you won’t be perky for long.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:47 am
@V.E.G.,
yeah.
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Kayle Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:28 am
@V.E.G.,
So true :/
I’d add poorly run BRE’s.
Evil,because why do things poorly when you can excel?or let people down who are trying to support you?why feed the stereotypes?
Necessary, because despite the nusiances and foolisness they provide sometimes, they also provide products just for us…like
I’m in France and wanted to support a BRE, finally found one, and wanted to buy cocoa butter lotion after much rejoicing, only to discover the owner decided to take an extra long vacation above and beyond everyone else in the country…
But since it’s a necessary evil, yes I will wait. Haha.
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CleverScreenName Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
@Kayle,
I’m glad you brought this up because I didn’t comment on the post the other day about BREs. Then, the direcTV guy came today and didn’t have time to talk to me about the equipment he was installing or why he was installing an extra line for no clear reason, because he was on the phone the whole time. I don’t even know his name. I do know, however, that MC REN “dropped a new album last month and you can listen to it online” but I don’t know if it’s any good because “I wasn’t able to listen to it because the speakers on my computer don’t work… I just watched the video and tried to read his lips.” Of course, as this was happening, all I could think of was the Panama’s Post the other day.
Anyway, the contractor that owns that D-TV franchise (as well as most of the employees) is black. So if I have a problem with the service and someone needs to come out, I’ll request that bone – again – when I talk to DirecTV. Sigh.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@V.E.G., that is the definition of a necessary evil. good one.
i like freedom.
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@V.E.G.,
its also evil trying to remove them, but necessary to have them off
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CoCoDelite Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@V.E.G.,
The fact that they are expensive gives you even more of a desire to be free. You would hate to look down in a few years and realize your breast are running from you.
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Aunt Flo. No explanation needed.
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:52 am
@V.E.G.,
true. sooooooooooooo true.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:57 am
@V.E.G.,
aunt flo is a whore.
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V.E.G. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:06 am
@charli skipper,
And a cock blocker. This whore showed up in Lisbon, Jamaica, when I ran into an ex. She hates me.
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
@V.E.G.,
She’s always down for the c*ckblcok…dirty wanch!!!!
Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@V.E.G., or loves you. you did say ex- right?
V.E.G. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:06 am
@V.E.G.,
A part of me hates men for not having to go through this ish. lol.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@V.E.G., a part of me hates you for hating men for not having to go thru that sh*t. why wish such evil on us?
don’t eat the apple eve.
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Sasha Two Pistols Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
@V.E.G.,
I co-sign on that one!
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@V.E.G.,
Yeah, that bish is like the real auntie who only brings fruitcakes during the holidays.
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@ VEG
your post was a nice segue for my neccessary evil: MEN
Batteries can’t do everything.
**going back to Lurkville now**
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@Phenomenal1,
“Batteries can’t do everything.”
They sure as heyll can’t.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@Phenomenal1, don’t lurk.
join.
welcom and sh*t
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Phenomenal1 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
@Panama Jackson,
Your hospitality is appreciated and sh*t
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I don’t beleive no guy has sayed this already..here goes
“Hoes”
Ye i sayed it!, while it may seem like a contrived effort at some sort of attention, guys really think about:
1) Who helped you discover the segment of skin between your scrotum and **shole (with their tounge might i add…they don’t teach that sh* in Biology)
2) Who was there for you everytime you break-up with a S.O and have lost all hope in ever understanding the opposite chex (and boy are they understanding, esp when you have them standing under..)
3) Who else would let you punish them…for being a bad girl
4) Who helped you discover your inherent stroke number.
5) who else has enough self-esteem to allow you lather your kids all over her face.
6) Let’s face it…who was more than willing ti help you with your tutorials after you were done studying “Back-Door-Sl*ts 9″/”Raiders of the Dark Tombs”/”Bang Bus.Com”…huh..who?
7) Whose always there to lend a helping hand
I’m just sayin ladies..we didn’t learn all that Mokey Matrix sh*t from watching Discovery Channel…Some moral-less patron helped prepare us discover the hidden treasure of Life such as “The Dirty Sanchez” God bless you
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Stank-0 Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:09 am
@sisanda,
You are assuming they are evil, from your description they are providing a public service. They are public servants without the “campaign contributions”, young interns, and re-election worries.
They are our intercourse instructors. God bless us everyone.
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AkShone Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:29 am
…indeed.
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V.E.G. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
@sisanda,
Hmm. I’m not sure where the h0-ish behavior is.
The Dirty Sanchez is beyond nasty…but 1,4,5 and 6 just seems like someone who is chexually adventurous/freaky and, if I’m reading them incorrectly, 2,3, and 7 just seem like someone who is gullible/naive.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@V.E.G., that’s what i’m saying.
you PAID for all that? that’s what girlfriends are for when you’re like 18. lol
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The Champ Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@Panama Jackson,
lol, basically. unless his first girlfriend was a ho
BlkBond Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@sisanda,
Bless you for this post…..(sheds tears of joy)
Bond. BlkBond.
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Cell phones…this thing rightchere *side-eying this phone* get’s on all my nerves…but it got me through a loooootttttt of sad days and loneliness when Mr Mister was in Florida for a year…can we say unlimited text messaging? lol
Cars…traffic…AARRRGGGHHH..but I can get up and go when I want so meh…
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:43 am
@Smiley Face,
Yeah “cell phones” is a great addition. How did this sneaky m-effing device just subtly become a much-needed aspect of our lives. It was like — BAM! (no emeril) — and it was like we couldn’t remember a life without it. I don’t even know a non-cell phone world. Like remember when nicca’s needed a pen to get your number? Dem days are long gone.
And what are those strange boxes with phones inside of them? Payphones, you say? lol
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@Cheekie, my boy still rolls to the club with a pen going for old school points.
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
@Panama Jackson,
Does he actually get said old school points?
Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@Cheekie, yes, but he also wears an ascot.
women love the ascot.
Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
@Panama Jackson,
I would just think his babymama shut the phone off and he didnt have the credit to get back
-50 pts
Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
@Me fail english?,
Exactly. lol I wanna know who these chicks are that give him points for being old school.
Disclaimer: Who are LESS than 60 years old.
The Dentist – A good set of teeth is important but its expensive as hell too. Makes me consider opting for false teeth and polident.
The GYN – Oh so necessary! But those annual paps are no joke. I don’t care how many times you get one you just don’t get used to them. In an effort to make them more enjoyable they should design them to vibrate. I’m just sayin…
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V.E.G. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@CoCoDelite,
“In an effort to make them more enjoyable they should design them to vibrate. I’m just sayin…”
CAN YOU IMAGINE? lol.
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@V.E.G.,
That would be so….weird and uncomfortable. *snickering*
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V.E.G. Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@miss t-lee,
mmmhmm.
That’s what we’ll tell the menfolk.
miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
@V.E.G.,
It probably wouldn’t be an annual exam anymore, you’d be in there every month. LOL
CoCoDelite Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
@V.E.G.,
All I know is I’d be looking forward to that annual.
@miss t-lee,
co-sign! If it’s been a while they’ll definitely see me every few months!
Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
@V.E.G.,
HAHA! Folks would be signing up for the gyno just ‘cuz instead of dreading the appointment. lol
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Kit (Keep It Trill) Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@Cheekie, Might even make a dent in the masseuse folk’s profits.
Hmmm. Picture the small bronze plaque on the office door now: “The DC Metro Medical Gynecological Massage Parlor, LLC”. Has an air of respectability.
Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
@V.E.G.,
LOL! That’s a great idea!!!
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:16 am
@CoCoDelite,
i would be no more damn good. and the ‘jay jay would be pristine…like a mint condition dodge magnum. new car smell and all. lol
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*sigh* Taxes… Because a government needs cash to function, and a cupcake would cost way more than $8 at a gubbment bake sale.
Public School – Kids need to be somewhere; child labor laws prohibit work and there aren’t enough farms.
Microsoft – Because without it, there is no Apple… or Xbox 360.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@Maximillian (no vampire), there’s plenty of farms. ninjas are just lazy.
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My necessary evil
Coffee.
I know I shouldn’t be drinking so much of it, but it’s soo dayum good and the it’s only thing right now
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
@miss t-lee, you need a morning disco stick.
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@Panama Jackson,
I’m well aware…ctfu.
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Spoken Word Poetry Nights (yeah I said it)
How often can you yell into a mic, make your voice go from 0 to 60, and still have people snap and clap for some of the worst lines that “Brown Suga Sista” or “Rashan the Real” put together?
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
@Ivyette, i do love me some terrible spoken word.
btw, if you ever go somewhere and you read harman E. soul as a headliner?
that’s me all day.
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Ivyette Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@Panama Jackson,
Harman E. Soul? Get outta here with that! lol
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
@Ivyette, you got to spell it right.
it’s not Harman E. Soul.
it’s harman E. soul
i’m artistic and sh*t
“One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in life is Vampire in Brooklyn.”
I used to love that movie. I don’t think as a kid I knew that it had that “so bad it’s good quality”, but I actually haven’t seen it since I was a kid. lol
“As much as we hate him (though he also has as many people that love him, no real middle ground here),”
– I think I’m in the middle ground. I can admit, I’m hard on him in terms of quality and criticize folks for calling him the second coming in Black cinema (because genius — in terms of filmmaking — he is not), but I can still turn my brain off and enjoy some mindless entertainment with his films. I can’t deny that there are laugh-worthy moments in his films. Maybe I’m goofy? Yeah, I know.
“Any other necessary evils you can think of?”
1. LeVar Burton. *shrug* There must be something to having all those Tweeties following him.
2. Idris Elba. Why he got that husky arse Stringer Bell voice? Only to tease us? That must be it. Because right after he opened his mouth, that nicca shoulda been at my front door. *sigh*
3. The Internet. Duh.
4. Larry King. I’m convinced there is a Men in Black alien inside his body because no one should be that old and still at a stress-inducing job. And still be able to walk and talk.
5. Diddy. I loathe him, but without him, folks couldn’t say “take that, take that”, which is sort of an evil beauty.
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
@Cheekie
“I used to love that movie. I don’t think as a kid I knew that it had that “so bad it’s good quality”, but I actually haven’t seen it since I was a kid. lol”
I don’t think I even know how it ends…it was that bad, I think I just cut if off like mid movie. This was back when I was in junior high too…lmao
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@Cheekie, it is sinerely a HORRID movie. but entertaining in parts. i’m sure even Eddie Murphy pretends it doesnt exist.
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Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@Panama Jackson,
“even Eddie Murphy pretends it doesnt exist”
Yup. That and Mel B’s daughter.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@Me fail english?, now THAT…is shots.fired.
that sh*t right there ni**a? that sh*t right there??
Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@Me fail english?,
Dayum. That stung! Because it’s true. Also “:(“.
V Renee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@Me fail english?,
Hilarity!!
charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@Cheekie,
Yeah…..the stress might be gettin to ya boy Larry King. He is killin me with the slurring of his words. The other night he read the cue card wrong and called himself Klarry Kling. That’s a mistake anybody could make, but at the same time, he might need a vacation.
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*Reality Tv-No matter how bad your day gets, you can always be thankful that your nickname is not “Cocktail” ‘Chardonnay” “Bootz” “ Sticky Bunz” “Hood Love Kiler Coochie” or some other form of ridiculousness.
*Rap Music- On any given day, I just cannot tolerate the sound of rap music any longer. But on the day when you want nothing more than to hear some “unfortunate news” about some beyond annoying person at work, nothing comforts me more than hearing that one dark chocolate honey from G-Unit say.. “All my enemies, dead.. only got about two left” I’m just saying.
*Alcohol- Too much can do something serious to your health, your ability to wake up on time in the morning, and those calories in that lovely glass of Piniot Grigio is a killer. But there have been times when that cold glass was the only thing that got me through family get togethers.
*Stilettos-Nothing increases the “sexy” factor better than a great pair of heels. But at the end of a long day or night.. oh my. I always remind myself, “Comfort is the sacrafice at the altar of beauty” sigh.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
@PrincessCutc, i love the reality tv names. lol.
where else would i find a woman named Buckey?
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@PrincessCutc,
“Stilettos-Nothing increases the “sexy” factor better than a great pair of heels.”
“Beauty is pain!!!! “(inside joke between my girls and I when we’re hobbling in uncomfortable shoes)
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I can’t cosign with you hard enough on the 50 Cent thing. He is easily the best rapper to listen to on the radio. He might as well get some sort of talk show and call it a day.
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@Dorian G., I been saying for year that we need to have a Rap View with 50 Cent, Cam’ron, Jim Jones and David Banner.
that might make for some of the most entertaining, misguided, and ignorant television ever.
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cam1ll3 Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:22 am
@Panama Jackson,
i’m co signin’ on the ign’ance.
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**few that haven’t been mentioned yet**
the dating process: seriously, dating is like test driving a bunch of cars, but still having to pay for each one you take off the lot
“pastor chasing”: its necessary because without it, there’d be a ton more murders and horse rapes. its evil because of the inevitable weird “i hope God wasnt watching me” feeling you usually get while cleaning up.
hoodrats, thugs, and snizzles: ***self explanatory***
milkshakes: needed because they taste so good, but evil because they give me evil gas
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@The Champ,
““pastor chasing”: its necessary because without it, there’d be a ton more murders and horse rapes. its evil because of the inevitable weird “i hope God wasnt watching me” feeling you usually get while cleaning up.”
Yup.
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charli skipper Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@The Champ,
the dating process: seriously, dating is like test driving a bunch of cars, but still having to pay for each one you take off the lot
hmm….that’s funny. i like the dating process. lol
and why didn’t i get “pastor chasing” at first….i was like, “the champ is so pious.” um…yeah….i’m pretty sure you’re right though. i have learned that pastor chas-ion and fornication on the eve before something good is supposed to happen to you is not a good idea. God doesn’t like it. well, i always believed he had no problem with the pastor chas-ion. but now i have reason to believe he has a problem with the pastor chas-ion.
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Just had to say that you need to stop hating on my movie Vampire in Brooklyn. That shit is classic! LOL The funniest unintentional comedy ever. I even bought that shat. *Snicker* One of my favorite scenes is the one with Preacher Paulie.
*Continues reading…
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@ChiChi,
“I even bought that shat”
I wouldn’t tell too many folks that. Your secret is safe with us though.
*snickering sommore*
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Me fail english? Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@miss t-lee,
lol. It came in her Piss Poor Black Comedy collector’s edition set with “B.A.P.S.” and “Woo”
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miss t-lee Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@Me fail english?,
“_________”
I had totatlly forgotten about Woo until just now….I’m sure Jada feels the same way.
walmart. they are an evil empire but i’ll be damned if they aren’t convenient. i mean where else can you fill a prescription, change your oil and buy box of cereal all in one place. they are also price competitive.
working out. i hate it. its boring. my muscles feel like shit for the rest of the day. but you don’t get a body like mine without it (joking but not really). no pain, no gain.
blackberry. i love it. i can do everything from it. sometimes it makes me too accessible and thats not always a good thing.
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SexyCool Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
@Tunde,
Co-sign on the workouts.
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Somewhat off topic, but I thank the Lawd someone other than me has watched Vampire in Brooklyn on demand in the past week! I was feeling so alone with that one. Well…my sister also watched it in a moment of weakness, but she would never have told me unless I made my confession first. Ok, now I shall go back to reading the original post…
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Panama Jackson Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@AmbitiousBrown, misery does indeed love company, no?
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Cheekie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@Panama Jackson,
Okay, ya’ll are making me want to re-watch Vampire in Brooklyn…now with grown-up eyes. I’m sure it will be a perfect unintentional comedy. Like I said above, haven’t watched that since I was a kid. What was I, like, 11?
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Forgive me if this is obscure, but Boxing (Sports) Commentator Larry Merchant is a necessary evil. He is ridiculous, but the expression of those around him as they try to be respectful to his ridiculousness as he tries to get it together is hilarious.
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I nearly came reading what you said about 50 cent .. I thought I was the only one that felt this way. His music is here and there these days.. I don’t know what to say, it’s sad cause we know what he can do.
Before I self destruct in stores.. it’s fire.
Damn.. you believe I’m being paid to promo.. anyway.
Lil Wayne is a boy, all of his fans are boys. TI been licking mainstreams dick badly.. it’s disturbing to watch in public. If all good producers died.. Jay-Z would begin melting. So 50 is king..
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