to0 stupid to see the irony in rocking a $150 fishing hat while living in your parent’s spare bedroom, i purchased a white burberry bucket cap from saks in may of 2002.
unfortunately, by the end of that summer the streets of the burgh became so infested with bootleg louie and burberry fashion indistinguishable from the real thing that i eventually retired it in august, hilariously pissed at how those “analog n*ggas were messing up my market value!!”
i thought of this sad situation because it was the only analogy i could think of to possibly compare to how a naturally curvy woman might feel when going to a nightclub and seeing men ogle over the minotaur pictured above.
thing is, while that feeling is thought to be a phenomenon exclusive to women, mike salvini is doing is damnest to make sure its not.
But Mike Salvini is a hero and an inspiration to thousands of men who dream of building their own fearsome endowments — not because of how big he is, but because of how far he’s come. He’s not Mike Salvini to them, though; he’s Double Long Daddy, guru of natural penis enlargement. And before he calls it quits, he wants to have the largest d*ck in the world.
i guess i should be bothered with this, but, while wondering why the hell shana luxury even bothers rocking a belt, i can’t help but think that this is just the natural evolution to our obsession with artificial enhancement.
from wigs and wonderbras to boobjobs and braces, you probably can’t even name a single adult person who’s never done anything to make themselves appear more physically attractive than they really are. when you break it down, whats the difference between lacefronts and wang lengthening?
still, as a professionally certified ass connoisseur, i’m greatly upset by the fact that i’ve began to second guess and question the validity of every heavenly ass-to-waist ratio i see. while most guys over 25 can find a fake boob one hundred yards away, we’re completely unable to spot an artificial onion, and this deeply, deeply saddens me.
eh. oh well. enough about me. people of vsb.com, how do you feel about artificial enhancement?
is it lame or an accepted part of the game?
do you think it gives a person an unfair advantage, or is all fair in love and war?
guys, would knowing an attractive woman’s had some “work” done change your opinion about her?
ladies, how would you feel if you found out the “footer” you’re currently dating was dimple-d*cked until he made some changes two years ago?
the carpet is yours and sh*t
—the champ
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the eff is that bullshiggidy in the pic? I can’t even get to reading the post because that trainwreck of a photo keeps distracting me!
@blackberry molasses,
I was on my way to bed before I saw this pic. Whatever that is next to John Starks is going to haunt my dreams. His weird smile also will not help matters.
@Legendary Dash,
I’m glad you mentioned that was John Starks…
I was like…I’ve seen that dude, wait he’s a b-ball player, but who is he again?
*giggling*
@miss t-lee,
I thought it was spud webb for a sec old sko john starch i memba when he dunked on jordan
@BLUNTBLAZER,
I vaguely remember him being in a fight with someone when he was on the Knicks…or maybe that was Anthony Mason.
I may be completely wrong all together, hell that was back when I was in HS…lol
@Legendary Dash,
Starks looks like he is in a trance. Or like he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place, struggling to escape, yet can’t let go of that booty. His eyes are saying, “Help me” and his smile is saying, “That’s one tight azz, yessiree”.
@blackberry molasses,
it’s so horrible…. but I can’t look away!!!!!
@Selah,
that hips/a$$ is so round like a complete circle
@blackberry molasses,
That is one serious camel toe.
@V.E.G.,
GOMH!!! Was thinking that as I scrolled down. Her camel toe would make JayZ’s lips jealous!
@Thuggie Luvvie,
yeah. her toe game is vicious. if camel toes were “strong ass forearms” she’d be amanda gatti
…or Popeye.
@V.E.G.,
Ugh. God is good for allowing me to avoid that upon first glance, but Lucifer transformed himself into the image of your comment to make me scroll up and be traumatized. It’s my own fault for being nosy, but still.
Ew. It looks like Joe Camel is stomping on her nether regions.
@blackberry molasses
You may have to get used to this picture, The Champ may use it again for articles on:
(1) Those shameful people whose conduct no longer matches their age (for John Starks and anyone else who still thinks they’re a literal or figurative baller in their late 40′s and up). Any current Snoop picture would work too though.
(2) Why it never pays to lie to the s.o. about going somewhere in public (because some stank thing like this ALWAYS finds you, even at classy events, and the picture ends up in the inboxes or facebook news feeds of your s.o.’s friends almost instantly).
(3) What happens when you follow beauty tips from Wendy Williams.
(4) How to dress appropriately at a Jamaican day care/club/doctor’s office/anywhere where it’s 70+% Jamaican women.
(5) People with special physical talents (in this case, being able to give the peace sign with your genitalia).
@An Island,
“How to dress appropriately at a Jamaican day care”
LOL
@The Champ,
lol i got a mental picture off that one jamaican day care hmmmm?
@An Island,
(5) People with special physical talents (in this case, being able to give the peace sign with your genitalia).
*FLATLINES* That sh!t’s hilar!!!
@An Island,
John Starks was SlamBall Coach of the Year. Does that qualify him for baller status?
@Legendary Dash,
my homie used to play slam ball in vegas
@BLUNTBLAZER,
That sounds like he had a lot of fun. When I see it on tv, I want to do it.
@Legendary Dash
No, but his dunk over Jordan and Horace Grant gets him a permanent pass for all future bad decisions (like taking a picture with that thing).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlwUgdp3BM&feature=related
@An Island,
“4) How to dress appropriately at a Jamaican day care/club/doctor’s office/anywhere where it’s 70+% Jamaican women.”
L-O-effing-L.
@blackberry molasses,
shana luxury is her name, and apparently she’s the latest in the long line of ridiculously enhanced g-unit affiliated cyborgs (angel “lola luv” was the first)
@The Champ,
*runs to google*
@The Champ,
The pic you used is not the most flattering pic of Ms. Luxury. Disgust…withdrawn.
She looks like this Q I know went to Tennessee State. His titties weren’t as big but same f*cked up teeth.
@Brandon St. Randy,
I still haven’t recovered from the “She looks like a Q I know” part, then BAM! you hit me with the “His titties weren’t as big but same f*cked up teeth.”, then I croaked.
@Brandon St. Randy,
Speaking of Qs. Jesus was one. He was an Alpha AND Omega. You can tell when he turned water to wine. That is ALL Q. Plus his Gold Air Foot Voyage sandals ain’t help either.
BTW, I wrote a blog post yesterday called “Clinton’s a Sigma, Jesus is an Alpha”. *Shameless plug of the day*
@Thuggie Luvvie, you ain’t got nothing on me in terms of shameless plugs. I am , ahem, discussing gold diggers over at a certain site.
@Brandon St. Randy,
i’ve been following the discussions and sh*t on your site this week. you can never go wrong with a romance/finance discussion.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Ummm Jesus is the sum of all things. i.e. Sigma so that ends that and back too your regularly scheduled post.
@Double J,
This man knows whateth he speaketh
@Double J,
Jesus ain’t no Sigma. I think Royal Blue clashes with Jesus’ beliefs (and his favorite Toga).
@Luvvie,
Actually now that I think about it his Toga was pure white. Jesus been rocking para since 0 A.D. son
@Double J, if Sigmas are now claiming Jesus ya’ll can no longer get on the Alphas for claiming F. Douglas a.k.a Big Brother After the Fact.
@SxyScientst in her lovely blue n white,
F. Douglas was a former slave who loved white women. Sounds like an Alpha to me.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Shameless indeed! lol
@K to the…,
Yet my head doesn’t hang low like homegirl in picture’s libia
Corner.
@8th Wonder,
But… but… I ain’t e’en DO nuthin!
*pouts*
*slinks to Corner*
@Brandon St. Randy,
“She looks like this Q I know ”
*crying*
@Brandon St. Randy,
She looks like this Q I know .
Please bury me a G.
@V Renee,
I’ll rock a fake “Thug Life” tattoo to ur funegro. Hmm… Well, mine would say “Thuggie Luvvie”
@Brandon St. Randy
I. Can’t. Breathe.
that picture is almost as disturbing as reh dogg…almost.
funny you bring this up, a wondrous vss and i discussed this very issue last week. its really complicated, my rationale with plastic surgery applies to most things, i feel one thing will lead to another, and another etc. if i get one thing done, and have the money, who says i won’t get another done?
personally, i’d much rather spend time learning to love what i was blessed with then changing it.
in short, i’ve grown to love overit and sh*t:) IBTC and all, LMAO.
@overit,
Can I be Parliamentarian of the IBTC? Iunno what they do but it sounds important? Maybe it means I gotta bring the doritos to the annual meetings
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Saddown.
@V.E.G.,
U just a hater (like Google)
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Methinks not. lol.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
“U just a hater (like Google)”
Actually, I think Bing is a hater with its passive-aggressive snides at Google in its commercials. Um, sorry, no one is gonna incorporate “Bing it” into their lexicon. We already say Google it (no matter the search engine)…sorta like Kleenex. Bing, you think we’re gonna be all, “You looking for gifs of Drake’s face melting? Bing it”. No.
Ok, sorry, had to get that mini rant out there. lol
@Thuggie Luvvie/Cheekie,
Bing done already p*ssed me off with them manic azztastic commercials.
I’m not using their ish on GP.
*that lady squwking like a bird of paradise is pretty dayum funny though.
@Thuggie Luvvie, i can’t believe i even said that lol.
but yeah, cool ranch doritos-thx.
*dear god, is me margaret game proper* LMAO.
@overit,
is it wrong that my e-chile is so Ignant? methinks not
@Thuggie Luvvie,
“Maybe it means I gotta bring the doritos to the annual meetings”
or the sports bras.
wait…wrong meeting
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Whoa whoa whoa! Watch it…I’m already on the board as a Treasurer. There is protocol to follow ino order to be on the board of the IBTC! I will forward the bylaws to you, asap!
@K to the…,
The only Bylaws the IBTC has is: to serve on board, U must fit bras by “Barely There”. I do. Case closed.
What flavor Doritos do yall want at the meeting? I prefer Nacho Cheese to Cool Ranch
@Thuggie Luvvie,
lol @ “Barely There”
I’m more of Cool Ranch type of girl. I’ll bring the gum…Orbit, for those naughty mouths!
@Thuggie Luvvie, to be quite honest, i’m not a chips fan lol, i’ll make smoothies!
lmao @ “barely there”.
@overit,
whyyyyy must I crryyyyyyyyy!???? lol
but I 2nd the learning to love yourself. I’ve learned too. tiggo bitties and all. lol
@Selah,
yup.
@Selah, its so important, i don’t see how implants will heal a broken self image, tis a temporary fix i tell ya.
@overit, *than lol
Would I like a booty that comes with it’s own theme music? Yes. If my booty was so STOOPID it needed to be taxed because it was it’s own LLC, would I be a fool? Damn right.
However, the good Lord didn’t deem me fit for such ASS-ets & for good reason. He knew I’d TRULY lack sense. But paying for a fake gluteus ain’t in the books for me. I’d be afraid it’d bust like a cheap waterbed.
Oh & weave makes me itch. iCan’t.
@Thuggie Luvvie, i can’t with weave, i truly can’t…i’ve never tried it either, but i barely can’t with my own lol, i aint trying to add hair.
@Thuggie Luvvie, “Oh & weave makes me itch”
Me either.. I recently wasted $200 bc I took the weave out after a week. Wonder if I can take it back to the shop and ask for a refund?
@Nicki Sunshine,
I was once forced to get a weave for a fashion show I was in as an undergrad (ignore the fact that my 5’4 self cant be nobody’s model).
Anywho, the weave was glued in the day before the show & I hated it! Looked in the mirror and saw myself w/ long hair. I’ve kept my hair short for over 8 years so EEEK!!!!
Wells, as soon as the show was over, I removed it ASAP. Being a weave rookie, I didn’t use proper ways to remove it. I think I just got a lil bit of oil, put it in, and damn near yanked the ish out. Took a whole afternoon.
Stubborn glue + hair + inexperience = hair loss. What I was left with was a strip of hair missing from front to about the middle of my hair. Possibly the first ever reverse mohawk.
I’da been sad if I wasn’t pleased that it gave me yet another excuse to cut my hair shorter. I did. And it was fierce.
Moral of the story:
Don’t let inexperienced ijots touch your hairLearn the proper techniques to removing glue from folliclesWeave is the Devil@Thuggie Luvvie, OH EM GEE, it took your hair out?
“Possibly the first ever reverse mohawk. ”
U may have killed me with this comment.
Anywho, I am the same way… I’ve had this short hair for a minute and got that weave and I thought I looked like shorter and plumper. lol
@Thuggie Luvvie, sad, sad story. weaves are not for everyone, or lazy people cause i feel it requires a lot of maintenance to avoid breakage…i think.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
i dated a chick that used to pull her weave out with her bare hands it looked like she needed a strait jacket thats savage shi
@Thuggie Luvvie,
“Oh & weave makes me itch”
You gotta treat it before you have it put in.
*your friendly weave tip for the day…lol*
@miss t-lee,
…Or just avoid them at all costs. Has worked for me so far.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Whatever’s clever.
@miss t-lee,
“You gotta treat it before you have it put in.”
…ironically, that’s probably what she said to John Starks after that picture.
@AkShone,
CTFU!!!!
Good to see ya back round ‘chere.
@AkShone, zing!
lol
@Thuggie Luvvie,
I’d be afraid it’d bust like a cheap waterbed.
i imagine that her ass feels like two big ass water balloons filled with milk
i think if people want to pay for it, go for it. women with enhancements aren’t threatening because they either
1) were attractive in the first place anyway, so if an insecure woman was going to be bothered by her, she would have been bothered by her already anyway; or
2) tacky and don’t know when enough is enough, so they go around looking obviously enhanced or just crazy weird or just as unattractive as they were in the first place, but with a large a*s/chest/hair/lips.
i used to be against it. but, hey. when i get older, if the girls start to sag, the girls are getting fixed. period.
@charli skipper,
i am peter pan.
@charli skipper,
“when i get older, if the girls start to sag, the girls are getting fixed”
lol.
I’ve already devised a plan for any children I may have in the future: scheduled C-section, immediately followed by a tummy tuck. Apparently it was the celebrities do. lol.
@V.E.G.,
a chick told me that talmbout she worked so hard to get her new slim a trim body that if i wanted her to hava baby id have to pay for 30racks to get her body back to where it was. bish please.
@V.E.G.,
I never understood why so many people opted for the automatic c-section even when completely capable of natural birth. It shrinks back to the normal size! I think…
@Blue Skyez, It shrinks back to the normal size! I think…
uh no, pregnancy can and often does stretch the muscles at the bottom of the stomach in an irreparable way. You can stregthen and tighten the core but most often, especially with more than 1 you will have that pudge at the bottom…me personally, Im fine with a little curve there…
but I dont get how a c section helps..
@charli skipper,
“when i get older, if the girls start to sag, the girls are getting fixed. period.”
if this is true, and if you believe your 1 and 2 to both be true, which one applies to you?
@The Champ,
i thought about that. but the beauty of my theory is that it doesn’t matter. because i’m gonna be whatever i am anyway. i don’t think i’m half bad looking. but, assuming that i’m a crazy weird looking fool–i’m going to find some way to look tacky anyway and not even know i’m looking tacky, so it is what it is.
@charli skipper,
I don’t know. I’ve seen some trust fund babies whose enhancements. . . well, enhanced them. I don’t go for the unnatural look but some people are quite skilled and it requires an experienced touch to tell the difference.
@charli skipper,
Oh. MA’AM! The fountains of youth WILL going under construction at a later date. I don’t have any babies, but know the saggage would be the worstest! yes….worstest!
i am completely against artificial enhancements via plastic surgery. and, i’m against all of these pill they sale on late night t.v. that is supposed to lengthen the p*nis…honestly, do they really work. fess up, men…does Extenze really give you that extra something. and why isn’t there a pill for bigger boobs, or a bigger, and more shapely booty? granted, i don’t need a pill for either, but i just feel like women are being left out of this particular market.
**i am sooo tired…g’night vsbers
@N.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall….,
Those ExtenZe commercials stay killing me… with that awkward pause each time they say — bigger.
*giggles*
@N.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall….,
and why isn’t there a pill for bigger boobs, or a bigger, and more shapely booty?
lol, there is one. its called “birth control”
@The Champ,
::Chuckling::
@The Champ,
You ain’t never lied.
@The Champ,
No, it’s called “The Shot”. Pills don’t do that for everybody. Or so I’ve heard o_O
But I’ve seen The Shot take a perfectly cute petite girl & turn her into human cellulite within a year. She gained so much weight she even got cellulite on her KNEES? That was tragic. *sad face*
@Thuggie Luvvie
What’s “the shot”?
@An Island,
I think she’s talking about Depo.
@The Champ,
“lol, there is one. its called “birth control””
Word!!! I’ve seen birth control do some BEAUTIFUL things.
@The Champ, LOL!
@The Champ,
oh shoot for reals! I better get on the that birth control then! I’ve always wanted a bigger tear drop.
@.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall, and why isn’t there a pill for bigger boobs, or a bigger, and more shapely booty?
they do have big boob pills..they are called bloussant..
http://www.bloussantproduct.com/?campaign=google&kw=bloussant+breast+enhancement&gclid=CMDhlYHi2psCFRJ4xgodmSvqcA
“honestly, do they really work. fess up, men…does Extenze really give you that extra something. ”
Hey Champ, I think this question is for you.
@8th Wonder
[Clearing throat. Unfolding signed petition.]
We don’t need that, booboo.
Sincerely,
All VSB
@An Island,
LMAO!
@N.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall….,
why isn’t there a pill for bigger boobs, or a bigger, and more shapely booty?
Oh, but there are.
Fake bootays are crossing the line. Crossing the line I say! They were all we men had left. The only curve we could count on to be real. I remember when Myamee had no ass, and how shocking it was to see how developed her rump had become when she became a reality TV star, and the contempt for her that I developed for someone who had always been nice to me.
@Legendary Dash,
I guess I just don’t see the problem with a fake a*s. Fake boobs, now that’s just not right. (lol) But isn’t a b*oty just for looks anyway? I mean, fake br*asts won’t jiggle and they feel hard, so I see why men would be disappointed. But, I’m pretty sure a fake bo*ty is soft…she has to sit on it…so what’s the problem?
@charli skipper,
I am not a breast man. They are only a plus with me, and are easily peeped out from a mile away. A fake booty is just deceitful, and wrong. Seeing as I am the type of guy who will look past a lot of shortcoming of a chika if she has a nice rump, having a fake one is unacceptable.
@Legendary Dash,
“Seeing as I am the type of guy who will look past a lot of shortcoming of a chika if she has a nice rump, having a fake one is unacceptable.”
Well it’s not the fake booty girl’s fault that you are a spot checker, LOL.
@Legendary Dash,
“I am not a breast man.”
um. what? pfft!
@charli skipper,
Never really cared about the breastases. Anything over palm-sized is just extra.
@charli skipper,
I guess I just don’t see the problem with a fake a*s.
asses are sacred. getting booty implants is like drinking grape kool-aid out of the holy grail.
@The Champ,
Confusion here: Is grape kool-aid too good to be sipped from the Holy Grail, or is the Holy Grail too sacred for the grape kool-aid?
@Legendary Dash,
both
@Legendary Dash,
yea i was sad after finding out which celebs had fake boobs.
Mariah, Megan Good etc Janet sniff sniff whyyyyyyyyyy
@BLUNTBLAZER,
For some reason when I noticed that Janet’s boobs were fake it did not bother me. Meghan Good has always looked plastic to me. I have always had reservations about her lips, but since I have not had the pleasure of her DSLs, I just have not worried myself about them.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
All of em are pretty freaking obvious. Especially Mariah’s. Look at her circa 1992 MTV Unplugged and “Butterfly”.
And Janet admitted to hers YEARS ago.
boooo moderation!!!
@N.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall….,
Smiley Face
@N.I.A. LivingLifeOffTheWall….,
The moderation is racist, I’ve noticed…
@Cheekie,
racists and sexists…lol
okay, i meant this as a reply to Thuggie Luvvie, but it came out as a message of its own…..
@Luvvie – i’m getting you a pair of those pantyhose with butt-pads for your next birthday, then you can go out and act foolish (or, to use your parlance, ignant) one of these fine days, ha ha ha ha!!!
a homegirl of mine, an incredible a$$less wonder, who’s obsessed with my generous ATM (african trade mark, as we call them here) , went and actually bought herself one of those….i thought my head would explode from laughing, i couldn’t believe what i was seeing. and she would actually WEAR IT OUT!!!! she swore she got more love from guys when she had it on…i just don’t know…
@superwoman, lol @ ATM, me likey.
@superwoman,
So what did she do once she snagged the poor soul who was intoxicated by her detachable fatty? That would suck!!!
That has to be the equivalent to a kid asking Santa for the Playstaion 4 and when he opens that present on Christmas morning after months of anticipation…it’s a pair of pink slippers…two sizes small.
…she might get stoned for such deception.
I don’t see anything wrong with a little zhujing but that is ri – damn-dic-u-fu¢king-lous. That is clearly a major overhaul. I think enhancements should be just that…..enhancements (like Kelly Rowland’s). When your body looks like, and cost just as much as, the gentrification of Harlem you have defeated the purpose. On the other hand clearly there’s a market for it or baintches (and some dudes) wouldn’t do it.
@champ
“while most guys over 25 can find a fake boob one hundred yards away, we’re completely unable to spot an artificial onion, and this deeply, deeply saddens me”
this saddens me too. that ish up top is terribly obvious. Besides the undercuff (the part where the tush meets thigh) is usually the giveaway.
If there are any fake tushies on VSB…how does it feel when you sit down? Does it feel like you’re sitting on a pillow or what?
@Nola Darling, i would not know, i am president of the VA donk chapter, not really, but i’m def not in the itty bitty donk committee.
@overit,
Georgia has the best donks i eva seen I went to a buffett in atl and dawd it looked like a rap video my cuzin was like “awww dawg this aint nuthin wait till the party tonite” and dam that party was like a rap video
@Nola Darling,
I think Kelly Rowlands boobs look great. They’re tasteful and not glaringly obvious. If I got my boobs done I’d want them to look like Kelly’s.
I don’t see this coming soon to a hood near you. Broads like her with all those bionics run in a *certain* kind of circle.
BTW, she’s a disgrace to Laker fans.
Anyways, I’m not a big fan of getting work done unless you’re tryna bounce back from something (like a illness or drug addiction wrecked your body). A flat chest isn’t excuse enough to get implants, but a raisin chest is.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
“A flat chest isn’t excuse enough to get implants”
In theory I agree with you but I’ve seen some chicks with boobs that make me sad for them. They’re AA cups AND they naturally sag (i.e. never breast fed, been pregnant, etc.)
If I was cursed with such boobage, I’d maybe consider thinking about looking into doing something to them.
@V.E.G.,
cosign. i used to be one of those self righteous, anti–b**b job hypocrites. but then i saw my bff without her wonderbra and saw it as a call to action. po’ chile…
although, i don’t really understand men’s fascinations with t&a. i don’t mean to contradict myself since i just typed the “po’ chile” paragraph, but I’m just sayin. i understand why curvaceousness in general is seen as attractive by men. but i don’t understand their fascination with the actual body part. i don’t know if that makes sense outside of my head, but…*in my joe jackson voice*: “aneyway…”
@charli skipper, it’s because you’re a (straight) woman and naturally attracted to different things. I really wish women would quit acting like it’s some defect in men to like what we like such as poppin’ curves.
That being said, I can’t fade breast implants….the obvious perfectly rigid sphere not properly transitioning to the rest of her chest just throws me for loops too much.
@V.E.G.,
AA cups??? Why u talmbout Alicia Keys like that? You wrong.
@Thuggie Luvvie, LMAO! omg, you are sooo wrong. you know, there used to be a time where i’d daydream about just waking up with a c cup, but im so overit (hehe). I really am at peace, and i actually wouldn’t want to change it a bit. besides, i wouldn’t know what to do with a pair of c’s at this stage, lol.
shake em.
@overit & @8th Wonder
Like a Polaroid picha
@V.E.G.,
we call um nubs
@V.E.G.,
dam how do AA cups naturally sag?! I’ve never seen that in my life.
@Blue Skyez,
And I ain’t never seen a purple squirrel (or a Chinese person w/ eyelids) but apparently, they exist.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Broads like her with all those bionics run in a *certain* kind of circle.
you know, while female frankensteins are obviously an anomaly, i think subtle ass implants might become more and more prevalent.
btw, you mean she’s a typical laker fan, right?
@The Champ, nah, typical Laker fans now are Mexican meatheads and old Black dudes who Laker down gearwise every postseason.
Tramps like her sure would frequent clubs on the Sunset Strip however…or try to be some super groupie.
i read the entire mike salvini article and…. wow. i mean, if i had that many issues, i guess i’d be entitled to a d*mn boob job.
regarding artificial enhancement… i think so long as you’re not doing anything to harm yourself, do you. people want to look their best: i guess the waxing/threading/victoria secret’s push-up bra-ing i indulge in is done for the same reason other people rock lacefronts or get azz/breast implants that make them look like a pregnant mountain goat. i can’t cosign it personally, but oh well.
ugh, that picture’s making me feel nauseous now, i’m out.
@puff,
i read the entire mike salvini article
lol, you’re better than me. i think i read (maybe) two paragraphs on each page
I want to first say that I don’t think braces should be put in the same category as boob jobs/butt implants.
And, yes: I wore braces as a youngin.
Anyhoo, if a woman – or man (!) wants to enhance, I think that’s their business. But I think so many people get carried away it starts to defeat the purpose – enhancing your attractiveness – and starts to make you look crazy.
@V.E.G.,
I want to first say that I don’t think braces should be put in the same category as boob jobs/butt implants.
even when they’re purchased for purely aesthetic purposes?
@The Champ,
If you are getting braces, you have an overbite, an underbite, a huge gap, or some serious gangliness of the teeth. These are things that need to be corrected. Well, the gap not so much but the others cause problems with your sleeping, food getting trapped, etc. It should be fixed.
@V.E.G.,
Braces should not be put in the same category as boob & butt implants. Lack of boobs does not assault my eyes like a pair of teeth that are so jacked they are in rows AND columns. If your teef are more complicated than Alex Haleys “Roots”, then by ALL means, PLEASE get braces.
Looking at people with excessively jacked teef offends me. I kinda take it personally. Because it’s selfish and rude for you to talk to me while your teef are beefing like the bloods & the crips. How am I supposed to focus on what you’re saying when your teef are giving me the middle finger? iCan’t.
I’m just saying…
@Thuggie Luvvie,
lmbao
LMAO at that woman’s cartoon-ish proportions. This topic just keeps popping up…Micheal Bastion was talking about this other that on his topic “That ain’t your booty!” Talking about the number of women who are wearing such deceptive devices as Spanx and Body Magic to appear perfectly Coke Bottlesque and some are even wearing butt enhancements (even Black Women WTF?!) Ok I don’t understand @ all. I’m totally natural hair (exception of braid extensions to protect my hair), no make up, no lashes, no nails, no high-end fashion, no pads or new-age body girdle. Just plain ol’ fresh faced, afro headed, sweat-panted, gym-honed body goodness. In ATL ” the land of a thousand models and wannabes” I’m the quintessential plain jane who is often overlooked by the opposite sex. However, I find when a woman her 100% REAL self; she attracts people who are also 100% REAL. My model-like friends always end up attracting these Dr. Jekyll/Mr.Hyde type males who completely lose face after the get the cookie.
Oh I know this was yesterday’s topic and all, but I just got finished watching a Metapocalyse episode about c-blocking.
@Blue Skyez,
Oh I know this was yesterday’s topic and all, but I think I was funny I just finished watching a Metapocalypse episode about “C-blocking” LMAO.
@Blue Skyez,
Dam I already said that.
@Blue Skyez,
Ok, that cracked me up. Think of this way…you were just being considerate of those VSBs and VSSs that didn’t hear ya the first time.
@Cheekie,
I ran out of time for editting and I thought it didn’t go through! LOL Why we only get like a 45 secs now for editting? I swear it used to at least 1 min.
@Blue Skyez,
Yeah, the editing feature is my enemy. Even more so now that we get less time. And this senior citizen acting PC at work always grunts and strains and FREEZES sometimes when I try to edit.
@Blue Skyez,
i respect natural beauty! but…you wear mascara, right? i kid, i kid…
@charli skipper,
nope I don’t even bother since I wear glasses 98% of time. Plus the mascara makes my lashes brush against my glasses. annoying!
@charli skipper,
make up is fake to jus like contacts and fake hair color. blonde hair blue eyed chick from east oakland? yea right
@BLUNTBLAZER,
don’t be like that.
@Blue Skyez, Plain Jane AND you watch Metalocalypse? If you wear glasses too, consider me swooned lol.
@Mr. Mister,
LMAO Yes I wear glasses with black plastic rims!
@Blue Skyez, Swooned indeed…
@Blue Skyez,
However, I find when a woman her 100% REAL self; she attracts people who are also 100% REAL. My model-like friends always end up attracting these Dr. Jekyll/Mr.Hyde type males who completely lose face after the get the cookie.
interesting point
@The Champ, they do say you attract what you are in essence
@The Champ,
I guess a better way to put it. If you are completely yourself with no enhancements you will be more likely to attract someone who loves you for the real you.
@Blue Skyez,
I’m the quintessential plain jane who is often overlooked by the opposite sex.
Could it also be because ATL is like the San Francisco of the South now. *TREAT* No offense to my LGTB folk…I’m just saying though…
@K to the…, “could it be it was all so simple then” Wu-36 chambers LOL
true so very true…..Rice cer Roni LOL
@K to the…,
LOL I get it now…San Francisco of the South except a lot of guys who eat skittles hide their true colors. I prefer to keep out the danger zone.
@Blue Skyez, Taste the rainbow chile..DC ain’t no better, please believe, right behind ATL in this regard, dayum shame @ least ATL isn’t being compared to some countries in Africa based on Hiv cases, like DC and the leading cause according to the CDC……… DL men
@OrangeStar616,
dayum shame @ least ATL isn’t being compared to some countries in Africa based on Hiv cases, like DC and the leading cause according to the CDC.
Man that really is a dam shame. *Shakes head* Note to self: Don’t ever date in DC.
“while most guys over 25 can find a fake boob one hundred yards away”
Can they now? Interesting. I’ve been accused on more than one occasion of having implants so methinks guys don’t know jack when it comes to real vs. fake boobs.
@V.E.G.,
guys trying to detect fake boobs and booty should definitely be a game show (if it isnt already)
@The Champ,
Who, besides you, would watch that?
@V.E.G.,
Sadly, ALL of America.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
And it would, no doubt, air on Vh1.
I’m a plus size sista with azz, breasts and thighs. I have a friend who wears the panties with the butt pads and while she has a little azz it enhances what she has. My room mate is beautiful and exotic looking but men sometimes tell her “You would be fine as fuck…if you had a booty” WTF….I keep tellin her it aint all its cracked up to be and just love urself but when men keep tellin you crazy ish like that it makes your mind and self esteem wander! I am ATL born and raised and ass in the south is nothing to the folks down here. I will admit that if im wearing a dress then spanx is my friend along with celebs like BEYONCE, J-HUD, HALLE BERRY, VIVICA FOXX and KIM KARDASHIAN.(There are pics of their SPANX accidently showing floating around!) Hell the fake azz, push up bras and lifters go way back. Plastic surgery is the new fix for the age ol stuffing of the bra. I partly blame men for the reason women turn to enhancements anywho. Men just gotta have their cake, icecream and sprinkes too!!! But we women dont say nothing to brothas who are not well endowed making them turn to these lengthening creams and procedures…..IM JUST SAYIN…..
@MizThickaDenThick,
“I keep tellin her it aint all its cracked up to be ”
Say it again!!! lol
@miss t-lee,
Please don’t spew such foolishness lol
@Dorian G.,
I know from first hand experience…lol
I speaka da truth.
@miss t-lee,
thats tha devils truth lol
@MizThickaDenThick,
welcome and sh*t
@MizThickaDenThick, you’re obviously new here since the regs all censor themselves, LOL. So welcome and sh*t.
But yeah, anybody getting away with semi-disses like “You would be fine as f*ck…if you had a booty” needs to be wrist-punched. I don’t get what’s up with society when people are now criticizing people’s looks to their faces, telling them what’s missing that they can’t naturally do anything about.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
“I don’t get what’s up with society when people are now criticizing people’s looks to their faces, telling them what’s missing that they can’t naturally do anything about.”
These are obviously some bold MF’s.
@miss t-lee,
And whats crazier is that its the people who should feel the least entitled to something. The dude thats 5’6 wearing a non-descript “polo” in the club, talking bout shorty is wack cuz she don’t got the tittaaays he’s used to. C’mon dog. What YOU used to?
@Dorian G.,
Yessir!!!
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
exactly how do you wrist punch someone? I suspect that would hurt the puncher much more than the punchee.
@Blue Skyez, it’s a way for women to do real damage. She would thrust the heel of her palm forward…pretty nasty stuff, known to break noses.
@MizThickaDenThick,
“I partly blame men for the reason women turn to enhancements anywho”
I don’t buy it……women can tell me to f*ck off….you ain’t go to mutilate yourself to accepted by nobody.
@KingPineNut, basix. A-holes like that aren’t worth gaining the acceptance of. The “other fish” rule applies for the ladies too.
@MizThickaDenThick,
“I partly blame men for the reason women turn to enhancements anywho. ”
Same here. The other part are those perplexing chicks that set their make-up gun to whore, get their hair did, nails/toes done…ya know, the works…just to go to a party full of chicks. And they’re supposedly straight. I never understand chicks that are supposedly into men who try to impress other chicks. Maybe it’s a one-up sorta thing, but still, the only judges are a bunch of other chicks. lol
@Cheekie,
i blame chicks for 50% of ninjas gettin locked up or shot up den. either sellin dope tryna get money to impress yall or fightin ova yall
@BLUNTBLAZER,
bulllll….Men get locked up and shot up because they always trying to prove their “alpha maleness” to other “alpha males.” most of the time anyway.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
That is a bunch of malarkey and you knows it.
@Cheekie,
That’s because women mainly go ALL OUT to impress other women. I have enough guy friends to know that guys love when women are dressed down and simply decent without all the XXXTRA and still looking good.
@Blue Skyez,
Yup. I definitely agree. ‘Tis a shame…
I am PRO enhancements. Soon as I get my money right, I will be in line gettin all kinds of things nipped, tucked, lifted and smoothed out.
The trick is to just be tasteful with it, don’t go overboard, and don’t go doing it all at once.
@Liz,
lol, why did “can’t tell me nothing” play in my head while i was reading this?
@The Champ, that “get my money right” line is the realest thing ever….we all have dreams and plans that call for that one musical prerequisite!
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, LOL! right!!
@Liz, I aint mad at ya. I think if you got the loot, go for it. The limits for number of procedures and how extreme they are fall on personal judgement. Too much plastic surgery is a little bit like the Supreme Court’s definition of pornography–you just know it when you see it.
@Sheffield Swats, lol yeah true. i don’t think I will get anything majorly fixed or changed (like not a nose job or anything) but I might get a b00b lift (no jokes, champ) or reduction after I have kids. Don’t believe in lipo either, i think folks should work it off the natural way.
Random but I was at work
lollygagging on Twitterdiligently multitasking when I got a text from my good friend VEG. It read:“OMG. A midget just tried to holla at me. A real life dwarf. I am terrified of midgets!”
LMAO! iDied. iNeed new friends.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
i am so sad that this literally made me laugh out loud.
this might be beside the point, but i hate when really plus sized women brag about having a bit TorA. um……br*asts are fat…and so are you…so yours are big. otherwise, God would just be playing a terrible joke on your life. now saddown.
@charli skipper,
and before anybody gets incorrectly offended, i don’t mean normal sizes that are in the plus sized section like 14/16. i’m talking size 48s talking about, “men are always looking at my br*asts.” baby, your br*asts are all around us. they can’t help but look. okay, maybe i’ve said too much…
@charli skipper, see, i try not to do that lol, never know who be reading vsb…
we’re all God’s children, well maybe some of us are step-children, but still…love yourselves! lol.
@overit,
i know….i’m sorry….that’s why i tried to fix it….but i really am just talking about obnoxious women….where’s the delete button!? lol
@charli skipper, its too late. why must i cry?
and not to beat a dead horse–like it’s not too late for that–but i’m not sayin the women who do it aren’t beautiful. i’m just saying, i don’t really have time to be caught up in the mystery of your big breastedness. your secret is no secret.
@charli skipper,
“i know….i’m sorry….that’s why i tried to fix it….but i really am just talking about obnoxious women….where’s the delete button!? lol”
this vsb thing is like once you click submit if you don’t catch it during the 45 nanosec countdown… it’s permanently tattooed to the wall for everyone to read much to your grammatically/ politically incorrect expense. I advocate for a delete button feature up in dis beech!
@charli skipper, Just bury me on the Oregon Trail.
@charli skipper,
“and before anybody gets incorrectly offended, i don’t mean normal sizes that are in the plus sized section like 14/16. i’m talking size 48s talking about, “men are always looking at my br*asts.”
First of all, as a member of team chunk, I’m not offended. But 48′s are not plus sized that’s freakin’ obese…lol
@charli skipper,
“br*asts are fat…and so are you”
That’s a tshirt I won’t wear around Mo’Nique and her buckwheat hair legs. No sah! She ain’t bout to make no ‘xample of me & sit on me. I wanna LIVE!
@Thuggie Luvvie,
LMAO
@Thuggie Luvvie,
No lie, my 4th grade teacher used to threaten us by saying “Shet up foe I sit on you!” That and “you don’t know jelly beans!” were her favorite go-to’s. Between those phrases and a constant Church’s box, we were surprised to see her ridiculously skinny a few years afterward. Heard it was a stroke. She’s still teaching, by the way.
@Beez, I should not be laughing at this post right now.
@Beez,
“you don’t know jelly beans!”
***filed under, “statements that would be even better if you added a comma and “bitch” at the end of it”***
@Beez,
“No lie, my 4th grade teacher used to threaten us by saying “Shet up foe I sit on you!” That and “you don’t know jelly beans!” were her favorite go-to’s. ”
LOL. Fantastic.
Ya’ll nominated her for a Golden Apple, right?
@Thuggie Luvvie,
But Luvvster… MoMo got the trick of a lifetime played on her. She’s one of those who ain’t got tig ole bitties.
she WILL fight you.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
“ya breast are fat and so are you”
lolololololololololol
there is a big line between thick and fat
market that and sell it make hats, t-shirts, button bumper stickers that shi needed to be said
AMEN
@Thuggie Luvvie, Mo’Nique is like the K Street Lobbyist and activist for uncouth ghetto fat broads.
Make me wanna send my homeboy’s hood-to-death sister to slap her on the strength.
@charli skipper, surely you’ve met fat booches that still managed to have this weird flat area in place of a butt and a steamrolled chest. I mean slab sided like a panel van. So I know for a fact being big doesn’t automatically give a chick something to cup. T&A is like pretty face and even full lips, that’s part of your genetic foundation, as opposed to weight-based. That stuff doesn’t change because you got skinny or got fat.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Yeah, my cousin is a size 2 and a natural ‘D’ cup. So I’ve seen some exceptions to the rule.
@charli skipper,
I’m glad you said this and not me. If I meet another big girl talking about i’m “thick” or talking about all their T&A like she is a hour glass. Your T&A is big because you are big. Its like a fat dude bragging about his guns(biceps) and they look like a ham.
@Humble_One,
LMAO esp @ biceps looking like a Ham… LOL
Random: A conversation with Luvvie and others held today, completely unrelated to anything VSB:
Random white girl: Yeah, Jerrica said…
VEG: Jerrica, isn’ t that Jem’s real name?
Luvvie: No, it’s M********e.
VEG: I’m talking about the cartoon, fool. Not VSB.
Luvvie: *blank stare*
@V.E.G.,
lolololol. she’s truly outrageous, ya know…
@SouthernGirl,
That show sew the seeds of Independent Womanism, we see growing wilding out of control today
@V.E.G.,
LOL. thats hilarious
@V.E.G.,
F my entire Life for this. VSB is ruining me! LOL
first – that picture is gross! hrs rump doesn’t even look like it feels good! like if she sat down she would tower over table causing a shadow over the room w/ those dirty pillows uptop! BARF!
B – I’ve never had a weave and don’t even know how to wear makeup but I do rock a mean lip gloss, so I do feel like there are certain “enhancements” that allude to natural attributes that are ok…when surgery becomes involved it becomes a tragedy.
girdle & wonber = ok..
barbie’s black bastard play cousin (pictured above) = FAIL
@GOODENess,
i love you for ‘dirty pillows’. Wasn’t that from Carrie?
@blackberry molasses,
classic reference from Carrie, I must have used that phrase for 5 years straight after reading that book for the first time.
@GOODENess,
yea her butt looks like a basketball and prolly feels like one too and thas not a good thing
@GOODENess,
LMAOOOOO @ “if she sat down she would tower over table causing a shadow over the room”
I am not opposed to surgical enhancements. However if there are less invasive alternatives available (working out more aggressively, wearing a push up bra or body shaper or using a little makeup to enhance your best features) people should opt to use them.
It’s a little hypocritical to brag about being 100% natural or even to criticize someone who has chosen plastic surgery. Even the most “natural” women wear bras or arch their brows. None of us are above enhancing.
***I usually look for the bright side of situations but that woman in the photo looks nasty. You know the expression that’s a cross between disbelief and the look after you’ve smelled something really rank? I had that look pasted on my face for a full minute when I opened this page. God have mercy on us.****
@Ms. Hall,
lol, you know someone’s looks are “off” when they inspire people to ask God for mercy on our souls
@Ms. Hall,
Even the most “natural” women wear bras or arch their brows. None of us are above enhancing.
@Ms. Hall,
I am the only woman I know who has never touched the eyebrows, and trust when I say my ish still looks good. I also will never touch them unless they start looking like a forest, cuz once you start waxing those bad boys, you have to keep waxing them, and I’m far too lazy to maintain that. I have never permed or dyed my hair, don’t wear any makeup, and have never needed extensions. The only thing I do to enhance my appearance is make sure I’m shaved where I should be and wear the occassional push-up bra because it’s cuter than the other bras offered in my size.
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant stop starring!
DAMN MEN
Where can I get a plastic surgery
My ass musta look like that….
hehehe….I keed I keed….
Little joke hieffers
@Lola Magic,
welcome and sh*t
I don’t really care about those women who choose to get “enhanced” because like the woman pictured above, you can tell the difference. They’re like two perfect circles. We aren’t made like that. And men who fall for it, or believe that’s the way I should look like are prolly superficial- who I wouldn’t want anyway.
The women do it because they are self conscious about their lack of chest, which prolly could be prevented with a few hugs and some self esteem.
I don’t know what the big deal is about wanting big boobs anyway. They make you pop out of your button up shirts like the Incredible Hulk. I was pissed when mine grew this year. I’m too old for this! (*deep breath, Nicki, deep breath)
As far as the “footer”, I’ve never been the women who wanted to tackle the humongous D. I’m not trying to have my insides torn out, SO after seeing it, I’d show him the door anyway. lol.
@Nicki Sunshine,
“They make you pop out of your button up shirts like the Incredible Hulk.”
@The Champ,
LMAO
@The Champ,
this is happening in my office as we speak
@Deviant, Now I am LMAO.
@The Champ,
or jus be like hulk hogan and rip the mugg off lol
@Nicki Sunshine,
“As far as the “footer”, I’ve never been the women who wanted to tackle the humongous D. I’m not trying to have my insides torn out, SO after seeing it, I’d show him the door anyway. lol.”
LOL. I could see his face, all pouty, “Man but that never happened to ME before!”
This, although very disturbing, brings the phrase “you can see that from the front” to a level it was never meant to reach.
@Double J,
lol, yeah. the corpse of mos def’s rap career is spinning in its grave right now
@The Champ, Ouch
@Mr. Mister, hey, Mos’s barely rappin’ *ss brought it upon himself. When he gets on records, it’s the wrong ones that no one cares to respond to except for super bohos that think Mos can do no wrong.
@The Champ,
I take it you weren’t feeling The Ecstatic?
@miss t-lee,
i was actually. problem was only about 17 people felt the same way
@The Champ,
I see I’m included in the 17. Niice.
I just think the other 100,000 or so downloaded it…illegally.
…I plead the fif.
@AkShone, about all the music public does anymore is bootleg/steal. I wonder if they even go to shows anymore.
You can kinda tell that the girl in the photo had the physique of a cricket before she started paying for body parts. But why go that far and not spend any money on your grill?? Blechh!
I’m not opposed to enhancements. I just don’t think I look that good with them. Some women look awesome with additional hair – I look like I lost my dayum mind. I rocked those Janet Jackson braids back in the day, though. Same with excessive make-up – I look like a clown. An old clown.
However, I am hashing out a plan for my lady lumps post babies. I’m a natural c-cup, so depending on how much I feed the little ones I’ll probably be getting a lift or reduction.
@Lil’T, “the photo had the physique of a cricket ”
LMAO!!!!! She does resemble a cricket. BWAAHHHH
@Lil’T,
This comment is so…outta control. Im at the library and they just shhhhhshed me for laughing too loud
Ewww@ that pic. All I know is she spent all that money on boobage and onion, but they couldn’t fix that face? *snickering*
I don’t know what’s worse the chick in this picture or that Coco chick. They both look like they’ve had more than their fair share of work done…lol
The Champ asks
“ladies, how would you feel if you found out the “footer” you’re currently dating was dimple-d*cked until he made some changes two years ago?”
Glad to see you’re using my terminology….gold star for you!
I wouldn’t feel any kind of way about it, but I’d be sure to definitely feel it.
@miss t-lee,
I wouldn’t feel any kind of way about it, but I’d be sure to definitely feel it.
lol, is that a riddle?
@The Champ,
I didn’t mean for it to be, but after re-reading it I can see how it could be.
And she’s probably got a really GOOD BLACK MAN on her arms, who cooks her breakfast, takes her on vacations and lays good pipe.
Yes, I hate.
@Dakota B,
vsb.com: where people occasionally leave comments that the champ hopes were tongue-in-cheek
@The Champ,
Yeah it was tonge-in-cheek but let’s be clear men love sluts or percieved sluts
Ole Elephant Ass there is willing to pay for tits and @ss which means she’s probably very good in bed. Helps when you need to maintain (hair, clothes, knock-offs, etc. )
Hence, comes the GOOD BLACK MAN who just really really truly wants to get his rocks off at the end of the day and uses E.A. until he bumps into his own personal Michelle Obama.
Who he doesn’t get a chance to meet because she’s so busy making something of her damn self and Elephant Ass has all the free time in the world to text nasty messages and google new tantric sex positions. LOL!
I’m bitter i know
LOL!
@Dakota B,
Yeah it was tonge-in-cheek but let’s be clear men love sluts or percieved sluts
well, i actually prefer hoes, thank you.
@The Champ,
“well, i actually prefer hoes, thank you.”
LOL!
Me personally, I love it.
The product themselves are kinda throwaway, but it’s the intent behind it.
She has to
- save up the money or trick some guy into paying for it
- go under the knife
- deal with the inevitable repercussions of surgery, and the possibility of turning out like Lil Kim (or worse case scenario like Yeezy’s mom, rip)
But the best part?
What kind of self-image issues does a woman have to be going through in order for this to happen?
Where does she have to be in her life for her to think this is the best course of action?
Who made her feel this way about herself?
Easy pickins Slim, easy pickins.
2 big signs that say, “I desperately need some kind of approval”.
Most of the time, you see this narcicissism in shoes or purses, or slavishly following fashion. Boho or Vogue, all of them fall prey to it. Deal with enough of em, and you’ll see it all.
But only in the case of artificial enhancement do you really appreciate a chick’s particular issue and can adapt your game appropriately.
She fills out a dress, and you get to fill in the blank.
everybody wins.
@WestIndianArchie, that doesn’t say much for the guy who goes after this type of woman either, if she’s so insecure and such easy pickins, it makes me feel the guys who “adapt game” around such fragile characters don’t have much to offer themselves.
@overit,
^^hurt alert
@WestIndianArchie, ^^hurt alert.
what does that mean?
@WestIndianArchie,
Wasn’t there once a rapper that said I like em with low self esteem cuz its easy to get in between? I’m going to OHHLA this now.
@Dorian G.,
Ras Kass on Xzibit’s Plastic Surgery
@WestIndianArchie,
“Most of the time, you see this narcicissism in shoes or purses”
Wasn’t aware that loving shoes & purses was a form of excessive self-love (aka narcissism)
@WestIndianArchie, so much for having a candid discussion on the matter without resulting to default responses.
@WestIndianArchie,
lol…now that’s pimpin’ (**rosebudd voice**)
Bond.
@WestIndianArchie,
So messed up, so funny, and so true.
I don’t see anything necessarily wrong with someone “enhancing” themselves to look (or feel) better about themselves. I’m not a fan of cosmetic surgery per se, but to each his/her own. I don’t see a problem with chicks putting on a lil’ makeup to enhance their beauty and get glammed up if it makes them feel more comfortable steppin’ out the house.
Of course some people tend to take things overboard and end up looking like a circus act, but if that’s what they wanna do, so be it.
If it ain’t real, I don’t want it. I also dislike when women get the boobies deflated for health related reasons. Okay…I understand the back pain, but there have been some lovely fluffmuffins that have been forever altered for the worse and I’m still upset.
There’s a woman on my job who is 50, a 2520, and she swears she is 21 because of her chesticles. Too bad she looks like a toothpick with a drop of water standing sideways.
Au naturale or nothing at all…
@CPT Callamity,
I understand the back pain, but there have been some lovely fluffmuffins that have been forever altered for the worse and I’m still upset.
you know what though, i will say that i still haven’t seen a reduction drastically alter a woman’s appearance in a negative way. i think our initial horror at hearing the words “breast reduction” is based on more fear than fact
@The Champ,
Agreed. I really wish Tocarra from BET would have one. She’s such a beautiful girl but her boobs are so damn distracting.
@Dom,
lol, nowhere in my comment did i mention anything about tocarra.
@The Champ,
I know that. I believe that reading is fundamental. I was agreeing that breast reductions sound worse than they actually are.
The Tocarra comment was my own opinion added in there.
@Dom,
“Agreed. I really wish Tocarra from BET would have one. She’s such a beautiful girl but her boobs are so damn distracting.”
This statement is just blasphemous.
@Humble_One,
Honestly she would, and I bet you’d agree if you saw the results. Her chest is so large that it detracts from her and looks painful. A breast reduction would do wonders for her overall body shape and make her more proportioned.
@Humble_One,
toccarra is perfect the way she is i wish she aint lose all the weight
those are her teeth? i thought she had a gold grill in…
i think (a lot of) men are overly obsessed with @$$ and (a lot of) women are overly invested in being found attractive. this leads to foolishness like the above pic featuring an undisturbed starks and a more than likely yeast infected woman. (pants are just too tight)
on another note:
over the past couple of years in atlanta, a land that is plentiful with big booties and gay men, i have come to believe that this obsession is part of the reason why men start loving men in jail. booty has no gender. if you like doing a woman in the booty chances are that if the @$$ is right and the well is dry enough (like in prison) a man could get down. what do you think?
@moks,
Can the same thought be applied to oral chex?
@moks, nah, that man in prison going after men isn’t even gay, he’s a flat out savage.
Me, my dillz has nothing to discuss with no dude, no matter how bad I’m doing.
@moks,
welcome and sh*t, and i don’t see how the prison sex and big booty obsession correlate. i mean, cats have been f*cking each other in jail since adam was rocking a fade. its nothing new
@moks,
Yo, I feel you. I’m gonna write a blog about a female I was dealing with awhile back who kept instigating that she WANTED me to go anal on her. I just didn’t feel comfortable, I mean…that’s some homo ish.
Had to drop her. I just didn’t want to roll down hershey’s highway.
Bond. BlkBond
@BlkBond,
LOL Wth, I keep hearing about these mystery blogs but dont see nottaone on the landscape…
@Dom,
They are coming Dom, I have gotten like 3 emails from ppl like “you ok”, lol.
I am currently living for Purchase Money Security Interests, elements of Absolute Divorce, illegal search & seizure, etc.
August. I shall return in full effect.
Bond.
@BlkBond,
Yep…I too, am waiting on the new blogs..lol
@BlkBond,
August is forever from now!
I think you should be able to sue a blogger for causing you to suffer from blog-deprivation.
@BlkBond,
you’re taking the bar? me too! heeeeeeeeeeey. lol
can you explain to me how a PMSI gets superpriority? no, forreal.
@BlkBond,
I’m gonna write a blog about a female I was dealing with awhile back who kept instigating that she WANTED me to go anal on her. I just didn’t feel comfortable, I mean…that’s some homo ish.
question: how is anal chex (or any other sex act) with a woman gay? if its because its something that could be done with a man, well, shouldn’t head be gay too?
@The Champ,
It’s something I cannot explain. With the same logic, you are correct, head would also fall in that category, but for some reason, I do not equate head with a homo act.
@BlkBond, you need more ppl there, bro. I ain’t thinkin’ about no dude when I’m out to bring the pain to a woman.
I think it’s funny (read: somewhat contradictory) to hear someone say that they’re against cosmetic enhancements yet they don’t see a problem with a tattoo.
@Monk, Tats are art, and ancient form of art as a matter of fact…don’t see the correlation *shrug*
@OrangeStar616, Tats are art, and ancient form of art as a matter of fact…don’t see the correlation *shrug*
i completely agree, but there is a difference between this: http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2008/04/23/entertainment/art/758787574d48c1e38825743200544cf2.txt
and this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MrCLXq5ubs/Sl3Y7RT2KhI/AAAAAAAAJqk/dkSplFcwNYA/s1600-h/fail.jpg
*both are safe for work*
i believe in free will and people doing whatever they want, but if you have a tat of rubberbanded money on your arm, i will not be taking you seriously.
@Monk, i can see that, i’m just invested in staying as natural as i can, this applies to food, hair and enhancements, even tats. i love tats and have sketched a few for friends and even myself, but i just can’t bring myself to do it, i always wonder how i’ll look in a dress, or how it will look if i gain weight, get old etc.
then i always think of keysia cole: http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/keyshia_cole_193639m.jpg
in addition to the distracting hair color, you have that tat. just too much going on for me.
@overit,
i hear you on the tat concerns. esp. on keyshia. that’s why the two i have are small and in places that are easily covered. you only see mine if i want you to.
@SouthernGirl, mine are small, strategically placed, unique and have much meaning to my being LOL
People can do what they want LOL but I am a natural chick outside of relaxing my tresses…….
Working out is all I have done to improve my appearance..not a plastic chick and don’t want to be…
Was listening to some snippet of a satellite radio program discussing BET, when dude was saying women in ATL were getting some kind of a** injections and had ginormous assets with tiny lil skinny chicken legs LMAO….
My thing is thats extremely beyond pressed for one, for two you dont know what those chemicals will do to you over the long haul, since this is relatively new…
My assets may not be the biggest but thats ok, its well shaped and proportioned to my frame, plus I don’t want the attention of looking like a side show carnival act, to me nothing is more beautiful than God’s natural design esp when taken care of!!!!
@OrangeStar616,
My assets may not be the biggest but thats ok, its well shaped and proportioned to my frame
**filed under “comments that are useless without pics”**
@The Champ, me Analog and sh*t LOL
how about un-enhancing yourself? lawd, somebody might have to downgrade me one day…
@SouthernGirl,
I’ll put in the first request for pics, just to see how much downgrading is needed.
@Dorian G.,
o_O
no.
Also now that I’ve thought about it, I’m an adult that has had zero artificial enhancements. No braces, retainers, “footer”, steroids, not even the lasik eye thing. I’m now sad.
As Treasurer of the IBTC, I do have two bras that work wonders…adding some Cleveland to my Chicago. And those come out when I wear certain shirts. Other than that, I’m all naturale (hair included). I guess God could only bless me with one outstanding physical attribute…and he chose to give me buns of steel accentuated with hips. SACRAMENTS!
@K to the…,
**cutting and pasting reply to comment 34***
@The Champ,
lol D’oh well!
I’ve accepted that I’m never gonna have much “back there.” The girls get me waaaaaaaay too much attention as it is. I like to change my look. I don’t consider anything I do to my body as an enhancement because I don’t think I look any better, just different. Sometimes I color and straighten my hair (relaxer free since August 2000!) but that’s about it…unless you count shoes with heels, a bit of make up every so often, and nail polish.
As far as men go…braces are acceptable b/c an effed up grill is UNacceptable. And if you happen to be cross-eyed or cockeyed, it’s perfectly OK to take some sort of corrective action…though I’m not sure if you can do much for that.
@Voiceofreason,
Yeah. I am not seeing how braces fit into the mix. An overbite is not cool. lol.
@V.E.G.,
Or even worse…an underbite. It makes folks look like Mac Tonight from the Mickey D’s commercials.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/04/mac_tonight-thumb.PNG
@Voiceofreason,
Ya da best for the Mac Tonight comparison. Perfection.
@Voiceofreason,
“I like to change my look.”
This is a good point. Though some particular actions do enhance your beauty or make you look better, sometimes it’s just about wanting to try something different and new with your look.
It’s funny that this is the topic. Me and my boys went to the strip club a couple of weeks ago. My one boy asked a dancer if her @ss was real and she flipped on him. Cursed him out on the spot. The fake @sses are all over the place now. It use to be just the chics in the strip club now you see them all on the internet. The fake @sses just don’t look right. You can’t have thighs like Olive Oil and an @ss like Serena Williams. Sometimes they look cartoonish. The problem with the fakes @sses is that they devalue the real @sses. No matter what a fake @ss can’t beat Deelishis’s and Lastarya’s.
@Humble_One,
“The problem with the fakes @sses is that they devalue the real @sses. ”
So are the chicks with fake @sses flooding the market, ultimately making dunk less important? That’s what weave and wigs did to hair. Most men I know have completely given up on finding a sister with hair that grows directly from her scalp. They prefer a weaveless woman but they know they’re hard to find so they stop caring.
WOW! Mayne, If I had the disposable income to turm my jelly roll, into some Rock Hard Abs.. I would be ALL OVER IT!!! (although there have been those who appreciate that lil extra cushion) There is not a woman in here, larger than a C cup who absolutly love the way they TIDDAYS hang… Because thats what the do… THEY FRIGGIN HANG! Going braless?? WTF is that? I would not get implants, but a lifting augmentation??? Sure! Why not??? Perky Breast would Totally open up all kinds of new options in the wardrobe department for me. I dont see anything wrong with making improvements, it it makes you feel better about yourself…. Heyll… Im just gon say it… YOU MEN TALK ALL THAT NATURAL ISH…. AND ARE NOT READY FOR IT. You guys are not prepared for a bushy browed, b-d-b’d, ashy a$$, no pedicure havin, forest below, chikk rockin sweat pants and and a tee shirt wit some flip flops on. If it were not for the preassure and standards men desire (even if they are ONLY fantasies).. we would not do this ish… If the general population of men loved hairy pits.. We would be trying to grow our ish out, and figure out creative ways to make out pitt hair better than the next chikks! Different strokes for differnt folks, but we are all guilty of this to a certin degree
@Laneianna,
“You guys are not prepared for a bushy browed, b-d-b’d, ashy a$$, no pedicure havin, forest below, chikk rockin sweat pants and and a tee shirt wit some flip flops on. ”
*giggling yet co-signing*
@Laneianna,
“the general population of men loved hairy pits.. We would be trying to grow our ish out, and figure out creative ways to make out pitt hair better than the next chikks!”
Girl, speak for yo self. lol.
@V.E.G.,
You know what I mean… Trust me, even though I grew up in Europe, I am not that European! LOL! This also goes vice versa. I absoultly HATE CORNROWS on a man with a PASSION… But If women did not find that to be acceptable on any level, men wouldn’t rock that shyt. If women were satisfied with with avg peens and performance, there would be no such thing as Viagra and EXTENZE.. I mean, we obviously prefer size and stamina. Am I the only woman in here that dated a convicted felon with 2 baby mammas, a hoopty, and worked in “construction” because he had a c __ k the size of Africa, and stamina like the ninja was plugged into the wall? LOL! TMI! pwahahahaah!
@Laneianna,
And you almost just got me fired for that one. Lawd, lawd!!!
But to answer your question….yes. Maybe not a convict, but definitely the wrong man with the right wang.
@Laneianna,
i only have 1 baby mama and i dont do contruction anymore and the felony got knocked down to a mistameaner lol
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Unfortunatly Blunt, I didn’t give a dayum about you enough to get my information correct…. Sooooooo… Wha-cha doing later on??? *qqn around*….
@Laneianna,
“You guys are not prepared for a bushy browed, b-d-b’d, ashy a$$, no pedicure havin, forest below, chikk rockin sweat pants and and a tee shirt wit some flip flops on. ”
Them cavemen from the Geico commercials are probably salivating over the above description.
Other than them? You are most definitely right. Au naturale in its purest form ain’t what men want.
@Laneianna,
you right…lotion is a must…. beyond that…i ain’t no toe sucker…so i don’t sweat it…
some of the finest tail came in sweat pants…..
@KingPineNut,
“some of the finest tail came in sweat pants…..”
This reminds of this girl I worked with who wore baggy jogging pants and her backside would still stick out of the pants.
@Humble_One,
smh lol….work incentive program gotta love it
@KingPineNut,
u aint neva lie eye candy in my neck of the woods all day dressed business like too
@Laneianna,
You guys are not prepared for a bushy browed, b-d-b’d, ashy a$$, no pedicure havin, forest below, chikk rockin sweat pants and and a tee shirt wit some flip flops on. ”
Im cosigning with you except for the hairy pits. All of that other stuff we would just be like some men out there who just dont give a …..
lawd….let not the eyes of the King fall up on fake booty no where…..
give me natural women or give me death.
my day has been ruined … and it just started.
if you fake on the outside…no tellin how empty you are in the inside. Can’t deal w/ empty folks no how no way.
As for layin the Staff Royale…..not every woman wants her cervix broken….
@KingPineNut,
“As for layin the Staff Royale…..not every woman wants her cervix broken….”
So true.
@V.E.G.,
I’ll co-sign this too.
I’d prefer my lady parts to stay intact.
@V.E.G.,
some do tho and i love it lol. during the game they wanna post you up all game long and i be sayin try a jump shot naw they want all of it and they want you ta go hard in the paint. then they wonder why they cant walk right and the complain/brag about you all week.
I have no problem with artificially enhancing yourself. Do you. Well, maybe “do you” ain’t the right choice of phrase. Since artificially enhancing is about transforming yourself into someone else physically, do somebody better than you.
What I do have a problem with is when the artifically enhancing becomes so extreme that you barely look human anymore. And for the ladies in particular, that your proportions are so outrageous that you are reduced to a fetish and not much else. Plus, I’ve noticed that — as per the example up above — women with faces that look like the love child of Baracka from Mortal Kombat and Flava Flav try to overcompensate the fug or damn near hide the fug with a bangin’ booty. But still, even in those cases, I still say do you
even though you’re a mutant. Just know that you ain’t foolin’ nobody and you look pitiful.@Cheekie,
“women with faces that look like the love child of Baracka ”
I’m soooo done with you.
@Cheekie,
“women with faces that look like the love child of Baracka from Mortal Kombat and Flava Flav ”
Another MK reference? I think I might have to break out the MK vs. DC. I haven’t played that in a while. Also a booty can make up for a chic thats a 4 or 5 in the face. Once you start getting into the 3′s and lower no amount of @ss can help you.
@Humble_One,
“Another MK reference?”
Yeah, I think I’m a little nostalgic…
Makes me wanna go to a thrift store and swipe my Sega back so I can play MK2 and relive easier days. lol
@Humble_One,
“Also a booty can make up for a chic thats a 4 or 5 in the face. Once you start getting into the 3’s and lower no amount of @ss can help you.”
Yeah, if the face gets too outrageous, how you supposed to kiss the chick? Well, I guess you can just kiss her booty. Be all, “Girl, turn around” when she puckers up.
@Cheekie,
naw it dont my homie chick got the body of a goddess but the face of tha loccness not good its make you wanna cry. but i guess with the lights out who cares? but dam i cant do that
@BLUNTBLAZER,
LMFAO @ ” body of a goddess but the face of tha loccness ”
That should be a rap lyric.
@Cheekie,
you would trip off my music i say crazy shi and i get political im half ice cube half mac dre
**
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@ the idea of faux onion. I mean I seen the padded draws n the spanx. You meant to tell me they got it enhanced?
Enough w/ the dramatics. I have been trying to read this book which features elements of siang mien. I just got past the part where they like me allow for anomilies and then plastic surgery.
I don’t like it. I looks @ a chic diff if they went so far as to go under the knife to get they fine on. Now grant it I am something of a hipocrit cuz I had braces.
It’s a trip I ran into this mocha colored blemish free big booty queen. Well when I met her she was like I can’t eat much I just had bypass surgery? I liked to not turn pail n sh*t but to no avail. I blank starred @ her. She’s still a friend but I gave her the nay no a long time ago.
@WuDaMan,
mocha colored blemish free big booty queen
this sounds like one of the reality kings websites
I still don’t see why with the rest of the “work” she didn’t go to the dentist…
Fakes T & A with effed up teeth is like putting rims and custum on a 89′ Geo Metro, WHY!?!?!
@Omar,
Okay?!?!?
@Omar,
For real. Bypassing the obvious grill job is like going to a steakhouse and ordering a salad*. I mean, yeah, the salad bar does look good, but STEAK…look at the STEAK.
*disclaimer: this analogy does not include the non-carnivores
I live in ATL and can now pick out girls who have gotten “azz shots”. I think it’s wack. AND hella chicks down here have them. They did a report on the news on them and were showing the MANY blotch jobs that chicks were getting, not going to professionals. Some people will do anything. It’s not that deep.
BUT I don’t think it’s anything wrong with a tasteful weave or fake lashes. I don’t wear it, but for some reason, it’s not as offensive as a fake azz. Maybe because you can remove it…
@Bailey,
I don’t wear it, but for some reason, it’s not as offensive as a fake azz. Maybe because you can remove it…
lol, apparently you’ve never seen “im gonna git you sucka”
@Bailey,
i just moved to atl and have been enjoying the rear-view of the aesthetic pleasures here…you’re telling me it’s all a facade? i feel like jim carrey’s character on the truman show…
hit me on the sidebar if you are going to teach faux-fattie identification classes. ass-to-waist-ratio is the gpa of my university of holy matrimony.
@Carver The Great!,
LOL…I got you!
@Carver The Great!,
Its not trick…there really are lots of women with lottsa booty…young and old! Its in the grits lol
I just saw on the news the other day that older women were getting plastic surgery to make themselves more marketable in today’s workforce. The plastic surgery industry is evidently booming because older women think they are being cut based on age and appearance (both of which are illegal). But the sh*t is happening!
I found an article from May
http://i.abcnews.com/GMA/Weekend/Story?id=7547468&page=1
That still probably doesn’t account for all the foolish chicks who are getting their butts done for the heck of it…what a waste. I mean seriously, that might get you more attention if you’re in the adult film industry or a few more dollars at the strip club, but is a bigger backside going to skyrocket your career? Probably not. If these heffas put the money they’re spending on a$$ and titties towards a down payment on a house, the housing market would probably be much better off. WHAM!!
@This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh,
he plastic surgery industry is evidently booming because older women think they are being cut based on age and appearance (both of which are illegal)
yeah, same with dental orthopedics. people are running out and getting sh*t done before their benefits run out
@This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh, there are so many things that are illegal but are being done to the American Public. It’s really sad that we’re like lemmings and allow it to happen.
I definitely don’t have a problem getting anything lifted or sucked out but don’t want to add anything in, like implants anywhere.
Heck, I’ve been hoping for a hernia or some sort of gall bladder problem just so I can get the hook up on tummy tuck surgery. C-sections and being over 30 is no joke!
@luvtheshoes,
lol, trust me. you dont want a hernia. my dad and, well, trust me…you dont want one
i have no qualms about silicone boobies, but i treat the booty like indians do the cow; it’s sacred and should not be tampered with.
People were getting nose jobs for their 16th at my high school, and boob jobs as soon as they were legal, so I guess I just see it as the norm. I think it gets a little crazy when folks take it too far (Tracy Bingham) but I dont see anything wrong with a little Kelly Rowland.
On the self esteem front, I think a some people do go under the knife to feed some deep seeded issues. But I also think there are plenty of people who are normal, every day joes who want a little something more and dont hate themselves for their flaws. You see yourself as a final product and they see themselves as a blank canvas.
This is only going to get worse because everything that gets popular gets cheaper…
1.)People are going to have one breast (or butt cheek) bigger than the other.
2.)Misplaced nipples…
3.)People are going to have cheap butt implants and instead of your but leaving an imprint on the seat the seat will leave an imprint on your a** (don’t sit on no stools).
4.)Somebody’s implants are probably going to be lumpy.
etc…
I think you can have things removed (gaps in teeth) and taken out (liposuction), but I do not agree with the addition of parts (fake breasts, fake a**, etc.).
Don’t get me wrong, I will play with those fake things (lol-come on, I’m a man. What guy is gonna pass of the chance to play the motor boat, or “wax on, wax off” while he’s workin’ the middle), but I won’t take the relationship serious. Casual fun, yes..relationship, it’s a negative.
All of this fake ish is out of control. Usually I can spot the fake breasts, which doesn’t bother me. I mean, is she’s an A cup or a D cup, either way I’m taking a sip so it’s irrelevant; but the a**…that’s just wrong. Mainly because I’m a a** & thigh man (I am SOOO Southern). I like it all natural, nice and fluffy. Something I can take a nap on.
Bond. BlkBond.
P.S. AYE! AYE! (what up T-lee!, lol)
@BlkBond,
Hahah! Aye! (which will never stop being funny to me)
What it do?
@BlkBond,
Keisha Cole was more attractive to me with the gap. It just made her seem more hood and dangerous. The half-assed effort to class up her image fell flat anyway.
First let me say that no matter how grown & mature that I think I am “deez” still makes me giggle until I snort. It cracks me up!! Anyway…….
I think it is a personal choice! I am a natural girl but I often toy with the idea of lifting my belly off of my lap LOL. Then other times I feel like I’ve had 3 children…all of them 9lbs & up! My saggy teats are my badges of achievement!! (this is what I say to stop the tears LOL). Seriously, I wouldnt do it. I kinda like me ‘ as- is’ and flawed. I dont want to look 20-something again because I AM NOT. I never had an a$$ so I dont miss what I never had! I dont feel like anything is missing. I just need to work with & fine tune what I already have!!
I am NOT against plastic surgery or any type of artificial enhancements. It’s just not my thing but to each his own! I do think that you should be honest about the work that you’ve had done though. I have had some friends that have had work done & they look great. However, I think that those people that are extreme about changing their look have some personal issues that no amount of botox or lifting can fix.
It just speaks volumes about how many people really do want to be accepted…whether socially, job or dating wise.
The difference between the old school and new school is that they are able to do more about it….and to the point of no return.
1,
LC
Not gonna lie. That chick in the pic makes me wanna vomit profusely. So much for going to get lunch. Thanks homie. Appreciate it.lol.
As for enhancements, I’m not a huge fan…but should someone happen to have some artificial jugs, I won’t hate. Just my 2 cents.
@Slim Jackson,
“That chick in the pic makes me wanna vomit profusely. ”
Tell me, Slim, is it her face or what’s below her face that makes you profusely vomit? Or is it, ‘D’, all of the above?
up
Anything Fake is just that FAKE.
People should be happy with what god gave them.
I sware chicks with big boobs want smaller ones and flatchesties want some D’s on it.
Fake stuff is just false advertisment and is against the law.
I also Hate people that go under the knife thats fake buy a sweat suit and run around the block fuqa 30rack lipo.
Ery time a chick im wit says “you think i should getta boob job” or “you think i should get “boob reduction” i counter attack with fine then ima “get a rocket booster” or “get a rocket reduction” that usually shuts um up why is it that chick be claimin our shi like its theirs talmbout “how was your day and hows my lil buddy doing are you taking good care of him”
maybe ima hypocrite cause i had braces and wear glasses i guess those are enhancements
@BLUNTBLAZER,
“I sware chicks with big boobs want smaller ones ”
This ain’t really about vanity, though. Not that I’d know about it personally (I’m comfy in the B-range), but chicks be having back problems with their DD cups sometimes.
@Cheekie,
You’re not a hypocrite for wearing glasses…either you wear em or have a bunch of lumps in your head from running into walls.
@K to the…,
Exactly. lol
@Cheekie,
if god wanted you ta have ddd’s why question the man?
@BLUNTBLAZER,
LOL. He also wanted us to have wisdom teeth, but we pull those painful suckas out don’t we?
@BLUNTBLAZER, I sure don’t consider glasses as an enhancement. It’s not about tryin to look better, it’s about tryin to see better and trust that I’m blind without my glasses
yes whoever was quite mean to come out with bras called “barely there” B-cups does not stand for “barely there” or A-cups does not stand for “almost doesn’t count. itty bitties are cute and don’t sag. so there!
@Blue Skyez,
Keep telling yourself that…J/K. Huge breasts just get in the way, and only provide a nice visual during certain chexual positions.
@Blue Skyez,
itty bitties are cute and don’t sag. so there
D@mn right…and we can rock my all-time favorite accessory with no problem…BRA TANKS!!! Synagogue!
@Blue Skyez, I seen some itty bitty titties that are droopy like a mug. Like are your breasts sad? What’s going on here?
@Brandon St. Randy,
I think I’m in e-love with you, for serious.
unfortunately, by the end of that summer the streets of the burgh became so infested with bootleg louie and burberry fashion indistinguishable from the real thing that i eventually retired it in august, hilariously pissed at how those “analog n*ggas were messing up my market value!!”
Perfect time for my fav Gorilla Zoe joint…
so sick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DBzYwitMkg
I also read the entire article on that pen*s dude.
That was some disturbing stuff. One hangs 45 pounds from his peen for seven hours a day!
Outrageous.
@Big Man,
I’m sooooooo gonna hafta read this article after I leave work. I’m intrigued.
@miss t-lee,
you will read… and be disturbed, yet fascinated. trust.
@blackberry molasses,
*rubs hand together*
I have 45 minutes til I’m out…lmao
*blank stare*…mama wwwhhhhyyyyyyy?!
is it lame or an accepted part of the game? – LAME
do you think it gives a person an unfair advantage, or is all fair in love and war? – YES BUT ALSO YES. BUT AT THE SAME TYPE I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF KNOWING I CAN PULL MEN WITHOUT TRICKERY SO I SAY THE FAKENESS HELPS MY SELF-ESTEEM!
guys, would knowing an attractive woman’s had some “work” done change your opinion about her? – NOT A GUY BUT I SEE MEN WITH WEAVED OUT CHICKS ALL THE TIME, SO MY GUESS IS THE ANSWER TO THIS IS “NO”
ladies, how would you feel if you found out the “footer” you’re currently dating was dimple-d*cked until he made some changes two years ago? – IF HE LAYING THE SMACK DOWN WITH ME, DON’T CARE!
It was hard for me to get down to the text because I was blinded by the glare from both her sunglasses and her mouth, and the loudness of her shirt.
Art-o -fish- OW or not, 90 percent of all males would hit that.