Fact. Men are fascinated by female-parts. We appreciate curves and love to play Guess What’s Under That Dress, despite knowing exactly what’s under that dress.
With that in mind, Colonel Sanders isn’t the only man who’s got breasts on the brain all day long. It is with this in mind and also with great dismay that I must say that wonderbras are the most evil and vile invention known to humankind.
Wonderbras are deception and deception is evil. I’m sure it’s in the Bible somewhere. Probably in Tupac 6:16 or something – but I’m sure it’s in there. And do you know why wonderbras are evil?
Before we answer this, let’s talk about deception. For example…if I meet you in the club and you CLEARLY had two legs when you were at the bar, and you fail to mention that one of them belongs to the lab up the street, but I get your number and we go out and then one day when things go “there” between us you remove your fake leg…well, I’m going to be pissed. And I’m not going to be pissed that you have a fake leg, I have no problem with that. I’m going to be pissed that you didn’t think I was big enough of a person to tell me until the very last moment for fear that I wouldn’t like you anymore!! You deceived me and you know what…
…it hurts.
Though it can’t hurt worse than being thrown out of my place for frontin’ like you had two legs. And there is nothing wrong with only having one leg. I applaud the spirit many one legged folks have. Clearly, they are well versed in dealing with unfair situations. I, however, do not like deception. And if you are up in the club with TWO legs and a week later you only have ONE and you HAVEN’T been in a car accident, well, I’m just saying I won’t date you anymore. Not sure how you bring it up in the club, but if I have to find out on my own that you got a fake leg, AND I MET YOU IN THE CLUB, (which means it was all physical attraction) then you, madam, are a liar.
And nowhere is this fact truer than in the case of the most evil: wonder bras.
Wonder bras are deception at its finest. They play up on man’s fascination with breasts and our attraction to them and lead us astray!! They intentionally deceive. They are evil. Now I’ll admit, men’s obsession with breasts is clearly the culprit here. HOWEVER, a woman will know this and enhance her own, in order to lure the man into her web…ONLY to have to be found out later (assuming it gets there) that she was indeed telling untruths about herself. And this isn’t like makeup where SOME semblance of your face has to be present, though, I’ll admit I’ve met some women who basically had to remove a whole face in order to get to who they really were:
Gremlins.
Anyway, wonderbras are lies. All lies. I can’t help the fact that women’s assets are on display and men’s aren’t. If a dude even starts bragging on the size of his Army, well, then you have grounds for dismissal if you find he has been lying. It’s the same thing intentional deception in hopes of securing personal gain. But see, the man only has his mouthpiece (unless of course somebody pulls your shit out in the club or amusement park or church), women have let wonderbras do all the talking for them.
Wonderbras make liars out of good women…
…because wonder bras are evil.
-VSB P
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You are ridiculous.
I have no direct experience with wonderbras, because I do not need them. However, I am always in the market for a good minimizer. If wonderbras are evil, does that make minimizers heaven sent?
P.S. You are going to hell for the entire leg example. Just an FYI.
Co-sign on the wonderbra. I never needed one either. They are deceiving, but I can see why women would wear them. It allows them to feel better about themselves. It’s tough for women because there’s much pressure to look good from head to toe. That’s why women turn to wonderbras, butt pads, make-up, implants, etc to look better.
True, good point. I think therefore wonderbras *are* evil, but different than the reasons Panama points out. His are clearly self-serving!
true it is tough. i was given many downright evil nicknames as a teenager for my lack of spillage. and most of those nicknames were assigned by other girls…go figure.
By women? I’m surprised. I was jealous of women with smaller cup sizes growing up because you can wear the tiny shirts. When you have a larger cup size, you have to be careful how you dress and get a lot of unwanted attention.
I’m not actually surprised that the nicknames came from women…who do we shop with, undress in the locker room with, b*tch about our bodies with…etc. I had friends growing up who expressed their jealousy in that back-handed compliment sort of way like…”gurl at least you when can wear those baby tees, if i were flat like you I’d wear those all the time too” girls are mean…especially adolescent girls.
or your so called homegirls know you look good w/ur big ones so they tell you that you aint wearing the shit out yo clothes so they look better. Loves my spillage! cant do the wonder bra thing I find them to be uncomfortable. Ne1 else feel like that?
@Miss patterson. As a former memer of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee), I, too got teased by the big breasted brods ( AKA my sisters) because they were jealous that they couldn’t wear the pink, purple, yellow, etc bras. Women always hate.
Wonderbras…were always funny to me. I never had use for one either…God blessed me and then some. I co-sign on the minimizer. And I don’t care for the stares I get sometimes…unless of course it’s someone I might be interested in LOL.
@Liz. I stand behind minimizers and am wearing one today! Dudes just don’t understand how powerful and distracting breasts really are.
Umm, trust me, we do!
no P’s going to hell because he’s a blasphemer
“Tupac 6:16″? WTF!?!?
the leg example secured him property in a gated community in hell.
my cups runneth over so I don’t need a wonderbra…..
However, Panama I have found the equivalent to it
****Australian underwear company aussieBum makes undies for men who want their package to appear bigger.
“It basically lifts, separates and extends,” said aussieBum founder Sean Ashby.
“This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent.”
The underwear features a ‘wondercup’, a pouch used to “separate and stop squashing”…….. the company has sold more than 50,000 pairs in Australia and overseas.****
deception at its finest
@Fulanigirl. I don’t think those drawls would fool me. We all know, it’s not until that thang is out of the drawls and in your hand will you know the TRUE size of it
Elenda says: “We all know, it’s not until that thang is out of the drawls and in your hand will you know the TRUE size of it.”
plumps in ur mouth not in ur hands. plumps even more inside ur mmmmm hhhmmmmm. feel the girth. wett yourself.
there is another Australian company that makes men’s drawers that has a pouch in the front that also makes mens assets look bigger than they are, I forgot their name
<—36DD
same here 36DD…i love my “girls”
Men are so damn extra LOL
I think it’s a deception when men talk about how they are good men but once they enter a relationshp they dog females out. : )
BTW I’m part of the D club as well Cryssy. 36D as well LOL.
“…just got a model chick
throw some d’s on that b****!”
@Deviant. Exactly d’s… pluarl. 38DD Thanks
How bout, this thread is evil cuz now every chick is bout to check in with her cup size??? You can throw 3 Ds on me tho! hahahaha!
“How bout, this thread is evil cuz now every chick is bout to check in with her cup size???”
understated value of this post. panama you evil genius you did it again. throws in a jadakiss a-ha for good measure (pun intended).
“throws in a jadakiss a-ha for good measure (pun intended).”
the “a-ha” is the gift that keeps on giving
I refuse to tell y’all how big the cup size is…let’s just say a reduction is a serious consideration right now…
NOOOOO! Don’t do it J! Please! LOL! What if guys started getting dick reductions? How would you like that? Hmmm? That’s what I thought!
LOL…guys don’t have to worry about how their clothes will fit if they are “well-endowed”…
Maybe not the guys you know! LOL!
I stand corrected then…didn’t think it made a difference at ALL…i mean, how big could it be SOFT LOL?
LOL! I’ve noticed that everytime a woman mentions getting a breast reduction, a man pops out of no where to tell her NO, or that she’s interfering with God’s perfect plan. Ya’ll don’t understand what it’s like dealing with these things.
Amen, sista!
you know what’s funny about all of these cup size confessions? when VSB published the “Hello Mr. Wang” post, I don’t recall the men chiming in with their various penis lengths…just an observation. i guess women are more comfortable with outing themselves.
Honestly i don’t really know the answer to that. Never measured it. But I really never needed to. As long as I know that what I have gets the job done every time, I don’t care if it’s 8, 9, or 10 inches. But if any of you ladies ever get curious I am more than happy to submit myself to your measurement.
Curious minds…LOL
@Miss Patterson. Either we are more comfortable or most men just aren’t packing. LOL!
“I don’t recall the men chiming in with their various penis lengths…just an observation. i guess women are more comfortable with outing themselves.”
apples and oranges
“apples and oranges”…please ELABORATE i’d love to hear this…because to me it looks like penis size and breast size have the potential to provoke the same level of disappointment in the bedroom…just based on what i’m reading here.
Oh, it most certainly does…happened on SEVERAL occasions…
a) its not the same. although we adore honest boobage, i dont think any of us are exactly throwing women out of bed because they were a cup size smaller than we originally thought. from what i’ve heard though, the level of disappointment some women feel in seeing a substandard wang is much greater than any thing we might feel about boobage
b) a woman can immediately give you an accurate size measurement (ie “34d”) because its listed on your bras, but i doubt many men could immediately tell you his wang was “7.56 inches long with a 4.6 inch circumference”. all most of us know is whether or not it passes the eye test, lol…
c)…and, even if we did know, i doubt every guy would be as forthright in sharing his info. we have over 1000 people visit this site everyday, and no guy is going to admit that he’s packing less than average (“average” being within the neighborhood of 5-7 inches erect) with this many sets of eyes reading.
so, like i said before, apples and oranges
@Liz. *** LOL*** Man, you 1 upped me. Props.
This discussion is pointless without pictures
so, according to all of this new information i’m reading, immediately after we start selling our t-shirts, we need to have a vsb sponsored wet t-shirt contest. apparently “vsb” must stand for “various super-sized breasts”
i should be in bed by now. i need a stronger nightcap. the shots of jack aren’t doing it anymore.
LMAO…
Not all big breast are created equal. I’ve seen some nice ones and some…um national geographic titties…
LMAO now this is some classic sh*t from Muse…let’s not put her in a corner yet cause homie just came out the closet with that one!
no comment. it’s now your turn to go to the corner.
I’m just saying. Some chics have big ugly boobs LOL.
that comment wasn’t directed towards you Muse…I was pointing The Champ to the corner for his earlier wet t-shirt proposition.
ummm…i make the corner designations, thank you. plus, goodeness made a mess over there during her conjugal visit, and it needs to be wiped down
(rolling my eyes) nobody told you to give me chocolate body paint, flip flops and some aluminum foil…to me, that screams MAKE A FUGGIN MESS GIRL!
(looking for my pen) where do I sign up for the wet t-shirt contest?
@Muse. I totally agree. some big boobs are a hot mess and look “dirty”
Perky big boobs are a blessing from the Lord LOL>
“co-signing on the fakeness of people”
But what about plastic surgery? Breast augumentation for example. Thats fake too in my opinion but do men really care if the chi-chi’s are full of plastic n jelly or the real thing?
And what about “male enhancement”..like on that commercial…where men can take some pill that will make the wang larger…or a penis pump..does that constitute as “fake” too??
God dont make no mistakes..you are what you are..and be happy with it!
My 1/2 a peso…discuss..
“God dont make no mistakes..you are what you are..and be happy with it!”
I agree with you but on the other hand you have those women who get lifts or reductions (maybe for health reasons) which are indeed enhancing the appearance of their breasts. Is that fake too?
To me..yes..i believe thats fake as well. For health reasons is one thing..but just to make yourself fit into a standard of beauty that is created by some man to fulfill his fantasy is another.
If a man doesnt like the way I look…don’t look..there are many others who do.
And why would u want to be with someone who only wants you for the way you look anyway?
Love yourself first..screw everything else..lol
well said and I totally agree. One should not choose elective surgery in order to fit a “standard” of beauty.
What condition causes a woman to need a breast lift, bumps and bruises from scraping on the floor.
Breast are just one area where looks can be deceiving for a woman, you make up, weaves, different color contract and lots of others. It attracts us so I see why woman do it but sometimes woman can overboard with it
“And what about “male enhancement”..like on that commercial…where men can take some pill that will make the wang larger…or a penis pump..does that constitute as “fake” too??”
yeah but these dont work…so i’ve heard
so you heard huh? lol
@Aja. Please don’t discourage the lil wang men from improving their size with the pumps. I mean, come one “lil wang” men are the devil for real. They serve NO PURPOSE. Seriously, let the “pump it up, go head, go head.. pump it up!”
“do men really care if the chi-chi’s are full of plastic n jelly or the real thing?”
i dont know about anybody else, but possession of foobs drops a woman maybe 3 points in my book
aja asks:”Breast augumentation for example. Thats fake too in my opinion but do men really care if the chi-chi’s are full of plastic n jelly or the real thing?”
i care. …much prefer the real things, regardless of size.
one black mans opinion.
thanks brothas for honestly answering that question.
…Chris Rock’s “Weaves and color contacts” bit comes to mind.
LOL
)
I wear a push-up bra on the regular. Not for you, and not to lure you. Because it makes me happy. Not in an anticipation-of-male-conquest kind of way (either as the conquistadora or as the conquested). But in an “I ain’t got no pannies on,” makes me feel sexy for ME kinda way. And I find that most men don’t care once it goes “there”
I won’t comment on size, but shape matters…I prefer a bra that gives me a shape most like my bra-less self…but I also prefer some padding in the front to absorb my “headlights”, all nips aren’t created equal!
@ GOOD~preach it, cause I stay in a padded bra because
a: the areolas are three to four shades darker than my skin
b: I got those new and improved Halcyon HID (High Intensity Discharge lights) nips and when I’m in front of the class lecturing I don’t need a 20 something male focused on anything other than what I’m saying.
“I got those new and improved Halcyon HID (High Intensity Discharge lights) nips”
hmmm. someone wants to join good in the corner
fly free luv, fly free. pinch urself or mabe i will.
I know I have a couple of wonder bras and when I wear it is for the extra clevage not extra padding. Is that what is fake? I have big tits and sometimes I want them to spill out of my bra, is that wrong? I don’t see what the big deal is. Is that deceptive? I wear lip gloss too, do yall think that we wake up with our lips that shiny? Or do you think that when we see you our lips just get wet? Nonsense. I don’t think it’s that deep. I’m naturally 36dd (double damn) and they are beautiful with or without the bra. I think that it is so unfair how men can pick up us apart with no second thought. We don’t create those standards for yall and when we do you quickly remind us how unrealistic we are. Well here is my reminder. Your being unrealistic. We have the fun bags day in and day out sometimes we want them to look different, like changing shoes it’s just a different look. If your not wearing a bra, the boobies will not look like they did when you were wearing the said bra if it a wonder bra or not. Ya know sort of like when you meet a brotha and he is so interested in all the things that you are interested in and all the things that you have to say. Then he gets the yumm yumm now you talk too much; it changes. If he starts to get the yummies on a reg, oh maybe he’ll listen to how much you liked ‘Sex in the City’ if you were lickin your own nipples at the same time other wise ya talkin to yo self (and yes this is a true account. I’ve been married three years today). So is that fake?
Not to mention that your guns are not always long and strong. Sometimes they are small and wrinkly when not ready for action should we judge you on that? Just askin’. I have a friend who is not so endowed and breast fed three children. She is so insecure about herself and it is because of these types of standards. I think that she is so beautiful and I knew her before the kids and to me now she looks more womanly, not like a girl more like somebodies momma. I think it’s just mean.
So exactly what is sexy? What is beautiful? Are you saying to me that a woman who has had a baby that she fed from her body is not beautiful because her breast sag? Well I won’t assume that is what you are saying, but that is the what I got from the post. Damn maybe I just need some coffee, haven’t had any yet. Late night, early celebration.
@Nut. Okay, yes, you are cranky drink up (I know I am late). But I do agree with all your points. Lip gloss example was just down right genius.
Men will never be dayum 100% happy with your body no matter what. Hell, we are barely 100% happy with our own bodies. “i love my body, but if I could just…, I would be HOT!” Everybody wants something they don’t have. Weather it is a six pack, bigger breasts, smaller breasts, a bubble butt, etc. It’s just life.
Oh and Congrats! I ain’t even mad at cha for celebrating
Yeah a bit hung over and didn’t mean to sound so angry @ Elenda. Thanks. I love being in love girl; it’s good for the soul.
@Em. Love jones snaps! Wonderbras’ rule. I am actually mad, I can’t wear them anymore. Hell they were comfortable and cute
when u feel sexy for you, i fell sexy for you too. please kiss urself.
don’t men have their own personal enhancements??? I’ve seen guys stand certain ways to make their “member” look bigger.
In fact there are some boxers that i swear have frontal enhancements
yea, it’s called the wonderjock
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15533716/
“It makes the “boys” stand proud, not to be embarassed in that un-forgiving crowd. ”
Thanks Fulanigirl..i just googled dat. incredible.
That is incredible. I’m more amazed that there’s actually a market for this. I can’t imagine any industry that actually uses direct deposit where this would be a good thing. I just can’t imagine coming into work with a little extra attention focused on my schlong and it being received in a positive way. Sounds like sexual harassment. Sure, some chick might be excited and want to jump my bones…but chances are she wouldnt come with a 401K and dental, so I’d be at a loss.
i’m sure it’s for the bois not the ladies.
LOL is there an accent over the “i” …
yes indeed.
W.T.F oooohhhhhhhh ok. the fun bois. terd burgulars.
“I’ve seen guys stand certain ways to make their “member” look bigger. ”
lol…expound please, cause right now i’m imagining a cat standing with his crotch sticking out like he’s in front of a strong-ass fan
“Sitting in a basement, stuck on a tricycle, girl getting on my nerves. Going out of my mind I thought she was fine don’t know if her body is hers!”
Sorry couldn’t help it. I’ve never needed to enhance my girls, but women do it to make them feel better about themselves or just to look better in certain clothes. Men enhance certain things about themselves at the club as well… like when you spend all your rent money buying drinks like you ballin. Or any other wack game men throw around.
10 points for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reference. Good job.
LMAO! This was definitely the first thing that came to mind!!!!!
Once upon a time, I was President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, Southeast Chapter. Given men’s obsession with large breasts I thought a bra like that might help me gain more attention…NOT. I remember seeing myself in the mirror of the dressing room and laughing (actually no, crying)…it was a joke and far from being convincing. it was then that I realized that wonderbras cater to those who already have ample sized breasts not ibtc members. But why? The irony in this is that I didn’t ‘develop’ until I was 28 and soon discovered that bras in my new size offered even more deceptive padding and push ups than in my previous sizes…but the result is way more convincing. It seems like all cup sizes C and up are ridiculously padded and pushed up. Again, why? I don’t see anything wrong with modest enhancement, but pushing up your C/D’s to sit just below your chin seems a little unnecessary. Sometimes I feel like I’m waiting for Benny Hill to throw a martini olive between them from across the bar, then giggle and point. Victoria’s Secret bras are very guilty of this btw… I think if anything you bros would be more bamboozled by pushups than wonderbras. Buoyancy can be lied about too ya know, especially as gravity takes its toll…so are push up bras evil too? Bottom line: P, if you end up with an A cup that you thought was a C in the club- get over it, you played a part in creating this breast obsessed world. Lol!
I shall not and I will not get over it. If you go from a C- to an A- cup in a matter of 2 hours, you just might have to walk it out like an usher.
And also, just b/c I helped create it doesnt mean that I should be forced to accept an A when she presented a C. Hell, if you lie on your job application you can get fired.
And that’s what a C-to-A is, a lie on a job application.
Fired.
so what about pushups? will that get a girl fired too? damn, you run a tough business…
Girl, this is a recession. I can’t afford to NOT run a tough business.
Besides, you shouldn’t lie on your job app. That’s just not good home training.
well i don’t lie on my job apps, but it seems to me like guys can get bamboozled in a lot of ways and not just in the breast department. so unless you have x-ray goggles you’re bound to get at least a few surprises when you disrobe a woman.
Ya’ll need to go to bed! My late night West Coast duty on the site is ‘sposed to be comment free!
then perhaps you should start a vsb 12 step program…because since this site launched i’m in danger of becoming a job-less, grad school drop out with debilitating insomnia. so, when is the first meeting?
another west coaster yay!
Hmmm… does anyone actually still wear wonderbras? I think the concept of the wonderbra was actually to deceive and make up for a severe lack in the mammary department. But most bras nowadays come in such varieties to push up, tuck in, squeeze together, pull down, hide straps, secure nipples, that the idea of being used primarily to deceive you of the “package” doesn’t really apply. As such, the penis enhancer analogy really doesn’t apply unless you were trying to make your d*ck sit at a certain angle just to “go well” with your pinstripe pants. I’m just saying, the enhancing quality of padding in a bra is mostly to suit the type of clothing the woman is wearing not to make you think my C cups are DDs. Now if you’re trying to make your like 5 inch inch weenie look like a super foot-long with those Australian undies on the other hand…we have a problem. You know you’ll be still try to f*ck with my B cup breasts once you see them…but as for me and your 5 inch wee wee? Boy stop!
I think they definitely think wonderbras exist: they are called A and B cup bras. Unless you are in the market for a sheer bra, I think most smaller cup bras automagically come packin with some extra cushion in them.
yes! and it’s obnoxious. i mean if it’s just enough padding to keep you from looking like you’ve got party hats in your bra, then cool.
but i’m OK with my cup size. i don’t want or need to look bigger.
Preach it, I have always been a small B and proud of my smallness. Whoever doesn’t like it, well then they can go kick rocks.
I used to be not proud till I realized how unhappy many of my overly well endowed sister friends were about their size (especially those that have had or need reductions).
A plus, there are days I don’t have to wear a bra at all. WONDERFUL!
What upsets me however is that I am not a small girl, so as a bigger girl bra manufacturers automatically assume that I want a padded or extra padded bra (often I remove the extra padding).
I am fine with what God gave me cause guess what when push comes to shove their purpose is to provide nourishment for my future children, not so I can be ogled by like likes of P and crew…
lets get it in.
btw, i love the dissertation you gave on areolas earlier. i’m hot for teacher. i have a fetish for areolas on perky tits with perky nips. i don’t care if they are small b c d whatever. those lil mommas feel so tight and firm in my mouth. i like to try and swallow one whole then take my lips and bald sweaty head and rub it all over them. yep and im still in ya. i’ll make the nipple numb and tingly, licking, rubbing all over that ibt. sometimes i can get a wee bit carried away nibbling, nipping, biting, sweating…. it’s enuf to make you wanna call me all kinds of sob’s, mf’s, and take me nows; u bast***
the cicumfrence of the areolas and the contrast in color is enough to get me started too. pinkish, darkish it’s all good. balanced proportions for tit size is always nice. …and then i also like big oversexed ta ta’s that are bouncy and bunched up between your arms during that missionary position. what a sight to see.
i have a certain apathy for nipples that don’t potrude. (but i can still work with them.)
moral of the story, is that it’s too much fake shit going on with women today. unless you lost a breast to cancer or some such uncontrollable/medical, work with what God gave you it’s all beautiful in the female form. i just wanna see you get excited, passionate and let yourself go.
make it talk to me, bubble, pop, squirt, fart…..
this has been genius khan. squeeze yourself until i can.
Ok I’m a little too excited about the ummm……….
i’ll make the nipple numb and tingly, licking, rubbing all over that ibt. sometimes i can get a wee bit carried away nibbling, nipping, biting, sweating…. it’s enuf to make you wanna call me all kinds of sob’s, mf’s, and take me nows; u bast***
from The Genius. @ the Khan drive thru “I’ll take the dd serving of that please. Can you add a side of booty rubs and spanks please? thanks”
Whatcha trina do brotha? Yowza!
@ Genius~ mmm mmm mmm~that is all I can utter
I love a”bald sweaty head”
oh my…*clutches the pearls n fans myself*..lol
@Treezy. 5 inchs wee wee made me lol. Is that a grown man with a 5 inch. **pointing and laughing harder now**
i have to agree with you on this one!! deception in the form of anything, especially something as small as the wonderbra, is deception in the worst form!! i can even take implants over the wonderbra because at least when the bra comes off, you are still left with something tangible to hold!!
i will admit to being a breast man in the fullest sense of the word, but i’d rather lay my head on a set of nice, fluffy, soft pillows than ones that are flat or hard as hell!! but for me, the bigger, the better!!
its just something about them that gets to me!! maybe its the fact that i was breastfed as a baby and kicked off a little earlier than i needed to be!! whatever the case may be, i’m a sucker for some “DD’s” or bigger!! its my kryptonite and i’m not ashamed to say it!! some men like big asses, but you can give me the fun bags to play with any day!!
but on to the point of deception!! it hurts like hell, as if being hit over the head with a sack of concrete bricks when i find out its a wonderbra or just padded or stuffed!! i feel like the whole start was a lie!! and if you try and deceive me in that manner, you might try and deceive me in other aspects of the initial contact or even throughout the process of getting to know one another!! so with that goes the trust factor, because if i can’t trust you to be honest about being a “b” or a “c” cup, then what am i to believe in regards to anything else??
trying to win someone’s trust is a hard thing to do, especially in society today, but when you start off with a lie, its even harder!! i am actually in the process of trying to place my trust back in the hands of someone who lost a great deal of my trust because she hasn’t been totally honest with me and is still slightly dishonest about some things that if she was just honest with me from the beginning about, i would have no problem with it and it would be easier for me to move forward and place my trust in her!! but as she compounded one lie with many others until she had no choice to tell the truth, my trust in her diminished considerably!! i truly enjoy her company and i actually like her a lot, but i have to consider everything when i think about moving forward into a deeper involvement with her!!
again, all things faked, whether breasts, asses, eyes, hair, personality, relationship status, etc., can cause irreparable rifts and damages something that could be beautiful between the two involved, but has devolved into something tainted by deception by one of the persons involved!!
@Don. I agree to a certain extent. Wonder bras are not deception though. Honestly a flat chested girl will still look flat chested in a wonder bra. The bra simply inhances cleavage.
the enhancement of the cleavage is what makes us think the breast are bigger!! it throws off the depth perception because we are thinking “damn, that’s a lot of cleavage for nothing to be there….so there must be something there….let me dig a little deeper!!” then when we get the bra off…its like they drew it in with a magic marker or something because instead of the rocky mountains, we have the African savannas!!
@Don. I KNOW you know how to pick a girl with a nice set and NOT be fooled. ***Chuckling***
been fooled twice by the wonderbra….had on the drunk goggles too!!
If there is nothing there wonderbra can do nothing @ Don. I have clevage with or without the wonder, it just gives a different kind of clevage. Now if you were wearing the drunk goggles then you didn’t see clevage you saw the bottom of your glass.
that’s what i said!! a “b” or a “c”, with the wondebra can have the effects of a d!! not that the breast themselves look larger, just the depth of the cleavage which gives the wrong perception(wonderbra pushes in and up creating wrong deeper cleavage), and especially if you have on the drunk goggles!!
LOL. Brilliant.
My husband declares himself to be the ultimate Breastologist. LOL He says just by looking at a woman’s frontage and side profile he can correctly guess her bra size. I told him he is full of shit. And definitely in these days of wonderbra deception I know for sure he is full of it. I put him to the challenge of telling me, the woman he had been in very close range (veeerrrry close) of for four years at the time, what size do I wear. After a few minutes of visual inspection and followed by a minute of physical inspection, he says “You are abooout…one size smaller than what I like.”
Men. (sigh)
hahaha. I’m standing @ the bus stop and busted out laughing as soon as I read this.
And I did the same in my office. That’s some UBER-funny shit right there…LMAO.
HaHa. Yeah fun-nee. But like I told him it amazes me how he has yet to fail to give my less than impressive lady lumps the same magnitude, and then some, of attention as he does those parts of my being that he highly favors.
Again. Men. (sigh)
@Raqi. Woooooooowwwwwwww (flav-flav)
@ P-Nimmy…single apendages? being deceived by a uni-ped doesn’t hurt as bad as the afore mentioned iHop model getting kicked out for fronting like they had 2 legs?
(floating from the shadows of the corner, smiling, arms outstretched w/ Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise” playing in the backround)
Panama (Mr. Jackson, if you’re nasty) welcome to the corner…this is only the waiting area for Lucifer’s Love Lounge, but make yourself at home… “Footloose” and “Hip Hop” will be your servers while you wait… we’ve ben expecting you!
Hate to tell you, but the corner just isn’t big enough for me. I’ve had Hell locked down for years. Shucks, I give tours.
I find this post interesting because I’m frequently told black men don’t care about breasts. I have no need for a wonderbra. It’s a wonder I can find a bra. I’m a DD. Sometimes DDD. It’s a blessing and a curse.
There are some that do care and like them, trust that.
I completely understand you on having touble finding a good bra. I have to speical order mine.
JILL SCOTT has created a bra that is sold in Asjley Stewart called the Butterfly Bra…for those of us that often have to wear two…it’s AWESOME…and ony 39.99…you know they are in extended sizes and cup/inches ratios, because little girls have big “girls” too…lol
I tried those but they dont have my cup size. The Butterfly goes up to 38DDD. I need an H cup and if I go up to 40DD it just lags around my back. So Ihave to stick with Lane Bryant. Dont care for their other stuff but the bras are my life saver.
38DDD? I just made the cut. I’m gonna have to check this out. Gotta love Jilly from Philly.
i bet you can’t wait to get home most times and free yourself. i emancipate thee. …and when you’re all alone, and the time is right; touch yourself. i wish you could see your self from the missionary position. BE-U-T-FUL, i bet. hug urself luv.
I heard about the Butterfly bras too but also heard it wasn’t much, mostly because they have all of two bras to choose form. *snooze* I will probably stick with LB because at least they have diff styles and colors for a chick like me.
I truly feel sorry for ya’ll. Two bras at once? Lawd-A-Mercy!!!
sheeet I hate wearing one bra… I do not envy you at all
Ya know, I’m glad to know that we here at VSB.com have provided a space where women can learn where to find the bra’s that give them the fit they want.
VSB.com: Helping women out, one cup at a time.
LOL!!! Thanks, Panama. Your help is greatly appreciated.
Ain’t that the truth @2degreez. When you have bigguns it is so hard to find a bra that fits
in my experience, it’s booty before breasts. not that they don’t care about breasts *at all* but that the rear view is a little more important.
but then i have a bit more of the former than the latter.
I got more booty too. It’s worked out nicely.
*Tear*
I wish I had a big butt. It’s not fair! I have big boobs, I have pretty legs. I even am starting to have that curve at my waistline. I’d be a brick…ow….house if I had a big butt! The squats are helping, but I have a loooong way to go. Do you know what it’s like to be a flat butt Black girl? I wish I could walk backwards, so the guys could be presently surprised by my face and boobs, as opposed to let down when they see my bum.
If only brothers focused on the things that mattered, such as pretty eyes and high cheekbones…..le sigh.
I sooooooooooo feel your pain. The only time I’m associated with a butt is when I’m the butt of a joke. Being a black girl with a small booty is rough!
hey be happy to have at least a small booty. I have flat ole pancake ass. Thats where the 2520 genes kicked in. Nice tatas, sexy legs, pancake backs. My indian coworker has more ass than me. Its sad. I even have hips but its like someone forgot to fill in the back. I’m going to start riding a bike though so I don’t look so deflated.
@willnotbetelevised, Lol! Stop! Pancake backs? We can’t have it all. Oh well.
DEAD @ “2520 genes”. I just found out what 2520 meant yesterday, love it! Alas, I will blaming those same bloodlines, which is why it makes me EXXXXTRA sad/pissed to see a 2520 chick with stacks like the International House of Pancakes.
butt or no, love urself anyway. i do. i dub thee Titzilla.
I have to agree with the notion about some Black men not caring much about breast size. I probably have the smallest breasts of all of the commentators, but I’ve been told by more than a couple guys (3) that I have the most beautiful breasts they’ve ever seen (blush) due to the shape and the nipples. Maybe they were lying, but since more than one guy to give the same compliment, I chose to believe it.
I was taught that small breasts are pretty cool because they will never fall over into your armpit while lying on your back
I honestly think men say whatever it takes to flatter you. I’ve been told it doesn’t matter about my lack of dunk b/c I have “girls”. I’ve also heard things like, “I wasn’t a breast man until I met you.” If a guy likes you, he likes you.
I agree with that 100%.
small perks are the bomb. they didn’t lie. i like to make them numb with pleasure. the big boobed girls when in the missionary position have a way of bunching them up with their arms that is also appealing. (not to mention the ripple of the movement) but never you mind that sweet chest, no matter how you turn those lil things they will sit just right. tantalize urself. kisses.
“I find this post interesting because I’m frequently told black men don’t care about breasts.”
these are probably the same people who say that no black men like mayo.
I have always been the chick with the biggest booobs. I was a B cup in the fourth grade. I am now a 38H or HH depending on how the bra is cut. The damn things just wouldnt stop growning.
I never fully grasped the fascination of large breast. Yeah they have some good points. You can ussually get a few free things, drinks, furniture, trips to south beach. But on a daily basis they are just in you way.
I’ve never understood the fascination either. Not only are they in the way, but they limit clothing options.
Yes indeed…I’d love to be able to wear a halter or strapless top…but no go with the girls.
Yeah. Halters and strapless shirts just won’t work unless they’re custom made. My evil, small-breasted friends always pick strapless bridesmaids dresses for their weddings. Getting a dress altered for these things is a challenge!
Did you say double H? Holy Hooters.
rofl? LOLOLOL.
Yeah. I am just glad they are proportional to my body and not just sitting on me like two scoops of mocha fudge. My homeboys used to tell me I was a freak of nature cause no woman is suppose to have boobs and butt.
*COUGH*…..wait a minute…..You have both?! And the double H cups are proportional to the donkey meat?! That is it! I refuse to type all of the things my nasty mind is going through at this moment. This entire post has been nothing but food for the nasty mind and I think I just got the “Itis”! I am sending myself to the corner! I don’t care if GOODENess left it all messy, It’s probably better that way anyway! Dammit there I go again!…….Hold my calls! If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the corner. But if you come visit me bring a spatula, some wading boots, a 9V battery, and a steamed dumpling from Jenny’s.
rotmfflmmfao!!!
“two scoops of mocha fudge”
this was the second runner-up to vsb.com when we were still trying to figure out the name of ther site.
lemme guess you’re oversexed. what a playground. love urself babe.
dayyyyyuuuummm baby. how do you ever find bras? i will personally buy you a extra medium t-shirt just to study the fit.
I’ve never owned a “Wonderbra”. However, a nice underwire with good lift and separation is necessary for the um, amply endowed.
I guess it would be a let down if the chick de-bra’ed herself and then the boobs fell to her knees. Still, I think there are OTHER indicators that that’s the case even if she’s wearing a great bra.
I haven’t had that problem. (Niceboobsvertisement).
Wonderbras can be like makeup or weaves, I think. Like they could all be ENHANCEMENTS or total COVERUPS and FAKEOUTS. There’s a difference. I wear makeup because it enhances my features. When I wash my face, I still look good. I think that’s okay. The deception comes in when you’re covering your face with layers of bullshit. Then again, who is really fooled?
I guess women can have Wonderbras so long as men buy fancy cars to compensate for their shortcomings.
One thing I hate about being amply endowed (but not as much as all y’all big titty biddies) is underwire. Underwire is evil devil spawn and I hate that all my bras come with. That evil bastard who made underwire just so women can randomly be stabbed in the heart should be roasted in his own oil.
Eh, I’d just say get a better bra. I NEED an underwire. Without it, I wouldn’t feel secure or properly… propped. lol.
They don’t bother me.
What bothers me is the EXORBITANT price for a decent brassiere, yo.
I can’t believe men still make more on the dollar than women but we have to buy bras (and pantyhose, tampons, etc). I digress.
i know riiiiight. the last bra i purchased cost me close to 50 bucks incl. tax and that’s on the low end…that is if you want a nice pretty one…and if you want them to match the panties…sh*t gets pricey!
@Miss Patterson. I usually get my bra’s from Macys during the $9.99 clearance sale. It comes once every 3 months. Of course I have a special advantage since I work in the Intimate Apparel department PT
But keep in mind, the bras only go to triple D.
@ Elenda~please post when the sale comes around again… Thanks
I agree—underwire does suck, but it has it’s place.
ya’ll better go to lane…bras are buy 2 get 2 free until the 28th
For Lane…that’s actualy pretty decent.
If I’m to believe everything I read, a meeting of VSB’s female membership would result in 50% of the world’s breastage all in one place. Such a concentration could spawn a black hole sucking them away for ever.
Yeah, I’m with you. There seem to be a lot of larger endowed women hanging out ’round here.
Or are people lying? HMMMMMM.
(You’ve met me, so I couldn’t lie if I wanted.)
It’s also possible a lot of chicks are misinformed on how to take their bra measurements. It’s a weird mathematical science, figuring out the cup size from the band with carrying the 4 and subtracting the 3 times 8 time the girth of your wrist.
I honestly think right now I am somewhere between a DDD and DD and I am not sure if that’s due to weight loss or if I have been confused for some time now, or what LOL.
@ Sister. Who would lie about breast size? What would one gain?
The same women who wear Wonderbras!!! Waka-waka-waka.
I was just kidding.
@Sister! LOL. Good point.
Elenda asks:”Why would a woman lie about her breast size?”
A: attention.
and women looooovvvvveeee attention from men women aliens children. attention-mongers. don’t notice a small change that in her mind should garner attention and wonder in amazement at the diasappointment, anger, pisstivity and befuddlement. very persnickety, i tellya; very.
Oh, I wish I were just kidding with y’all…
I don’t think wonderbras are really evil. As a dude for the most part whats really the difference between even a B and a D cup in the bedroom? I mean unless you’re one of those guys that likes to use the knockers as sex holders, really its all good either way. I do however want all my friends to die in hate and jealousy when they see me roll out the club with a chick that appears to have perfect D’s on her. So for that I say wonderbras are worth more their weight in gold.
I don’t see the problem with a bra that lifts and shapes a little bit. The lacy bra that is so alluring in the bedroom is a hot mess under a cotton tee. But adding a whole size is just creeepy. I’ve never needed extra boobs, I’ve been at least a DD since high school. But, I do have a serious (upgraded from critical due to my squats regiment) case of ‘nasitol’ (no ass at all), which is the cruelest thing that can happen to a Black woman. And I have a friend who always suggests that I get butt pads and shapers…..why? I am gonna show him Panama’s brilliant leg analogy.
Since we are putting it all out there, young Toldja clocks in at a 38DDD. Since I’ve lost weight, my band size went down and the cup size went up. I’m thinking at ideal size, I’ll probably end up back at a 36DD or DDD. I know one thing, I am DAMN sick of being able to fit a shirt or dress that is one size, but needing the boob area to be 2 zizes bigger! I’m tired of having shirts with baggy-ass arms just so I can accomodate the girls!
i wish you could have a custom wardrobe. live on it’s coming. spoil urself.
I am an ass man anyway, so do whatever you want with the fun bags. You can have big sloppy army feeders, or raisins glued to a posterboard, as long as the donkey meat bounces twice when you walk…..we good! I think I am going to start a line of jeans to rival apple bottoms, Donkey Meat!
Just don’t call them “donkey meat” and I’ll buy a pair. Also…no tacky azz logos over the DM—and I’ll buy 3 pairs.
how does ‘donkey meat’ create a pleasant image in your head? no really, explain…
LOL! Well you see, i’m country so my mind works a little sideways compared to yours. I don’t get a visual of an actual Donkey when I say donkey meat. I see Buffy the Body, Cherokee, and Pinky. Any booty that warrants being described as Donkey Meat has got to be serious!
“I see Buffy the Body, Cherokee, and Pinky” this is not good, i just googled three porn actresses at work because i had no idea who you were talking about. i should have known better… (back to the corner you go)
LMAO@ Miss P.
Don’t google anything at work again, just wait ’til you get home.
I learned my lesson last week when I googled something else. With this crowd it is not safe to google at work
Soooo….there’s a method to your madness.
as long as the donkey meat bounces twice when you walk…..we good!
another t-shirt.
vsb.com: where donkey meat happens
get yo ass to the corner right now. go! heh, heh, heh… i hope Goodeness accost you as soon as you get there.
i’m glad you already put yourself in the corner. confine yourself. LOL. effin donkey meat jeans. the triple crown of asses.
This post went from how wonderbras are deceiving to sharing cup sizes and advice on bras. LOL. Maybe if men didn’t have such high standards, then women could be more natual. When you compare us to women in the magazines, then it makes a lot of women insecure and feel that they need to take the extra steps to look good. Personally, I’m myself no matter what. I’ve never worn a wonderbra, colored contacts, weave, etc. I want a guy who wants me for what I look like naturally.
I wasn’t blessed with the girls. They’re only a C. I don’t wear wonderbras though. Never had the need to.
only a “C”? i guess we can be ‘only C’s’ together….when did C cups get prefaced by the word ‘only’. see what ya done did here vsb? this is just plain ricockulous!
Well compared to some of the other ladies…it seems small. Plus I guess i’m used to hearing “only” from my friends. They get mad cause I can wear tops w/o a bra. ha-ha!!!
@Miss T-lee. Size doesn’t matter as long as they sit up and are firm. I am a DD and I can wear tops without bras as well. In fact halter are my all time favorites
True Elenda.
But you and I both know that most of the super-sized chi chi’s aren’t sitting up. That goes for the ones I’ve seen though.
I’m a dd and compared to some of the ladies here i’m tiny!!! I don’t think that people are lying about their size like some other poster said I just think it is a different measure like European or something.
Lets pretend for a moment they MADE a wonderbra in my cupsize. If I put it on, I would be smothered by my own boobage. The news story would carry on like a cruel prank. “Lady Suffocated By Own Tittage Due To Wonderbra”
With FF cups … my sweater puppies are already wonders in an of themselves.
Oh, and btw – GO LAKERS!
Haha Shurrrrl,
Those things would be up your nose.
Go Lakers in deed
I disagree with this blog. As a previous avid wearer of the wonderbra I must stand up for that great invention. Like make-up shows half of your face, so does the bra. The bra has a built in pad at the bottom of the a (front)cup which simply lifts your breast to show more cleavage. If you do not have breast, you can not wear the bra. Now the bra does give one the illusion that the breast in the bra are bigger, fuller, less saggyer **I know this is not a real word**, etc. but it is NOT deception.
Just like you said make-up is not deceiving because you can see half the face, the bra is not deceiving because you can indeed see half of the breast. And further more, why the hell would some one say “Hi, my name is Elenda and I am wearing a wonderbra?” RUFKM.
Disclaimer: I wore a 34B up until my 24th birthday and I took it extremely personal when people clowned or hated on my fabulous wonderbras! What happened to give me 38DD, you ask, Birth Control. Now you want to talk about the devil… nevermind, that’s another blog
i wouldn’t exactly call birth control pills the devil…they are perhaps one of the reasons for my latent development and um…for ‘controlling’ early motherhood. *round of applause for birth control pills*
They didn’t control motherhood for me
And luckily they didn’t give me larger boobs – pregnancy did that.
Miss P that happened to my homegirl. She’s thinking about a reduction now.
VSBers!! I haven’t commented in a MINUTE but I read it everyday. Y’all are some IGNANT (not ignorant) FOOLS! I love yall!!
Anyway, I’m a member of the IBTC, but I don’t own any wonderbras cuz I’m afraid men would be like “umm so where’s the rest of ‘em?”. I figure that I’ll just wear reg’lah bras so what they see is what they get.
I think Mr. Jackson is lying. I doubt he has ever dropped someone for supposedly “deceiving” him.
keep luvvin yo self. ur very special in a lovely way. touch urself.
lol im a 34F and i got a booty to match. i know all about not being able to find a good size bra because i have a relatively small back to my cups… at fredericks the bras fit and make me look like a porn star so in the end it all works out!
i wish i had itty bittys so they would just blow in the wind in a baby tee, but hey, i sisnt ask to be born this way so i gotta roll with the punches, lol.
Dang, 34F?? I can only imagine how hard it is for you to get a bra that fits.
If this isn’t an advertisement then I don’t know what is
If this isn’t an advertisement I don’t know what is.
booo hoooo, im so oversexed. shut up. now write 1000 times; in the beginning i was fine, the whole fine and nothing butt the fine, dam i’m fine. …and stop talking crazy and shit.
Woooooooooooooowwwwwwww (Flavor Flav). Boobage? I’ve lurked long enough. I’m sooooo glad I’m NORMAL and have NORMAL sized teats. To you Ds, DDDs, and Fs (Jesus): how do you sleep on your stomach?
I make adjustments, gotta move em around so I’m laying on them evenly.
this reminds me. i kinda like to see a womans nips spill over the top of her bra as we do the wrestle. another thing bras are good 4; spillage. i aint scared of u mf’ers. mmmm hmmm.
well i dont sleep without a bra so its ok if im on my belly
I don’t…I sleep on my side. It’s like laying on a friggin’ pillow, trying to lay flat on my chest…
CHAMP! I think you might need to start passing out Corner tickets in mass! We all deserve to be there today. I already put myself in it and I am not coming out! If anyone else comes over here though tell them to bring some incense or scented candles. It’s starting to get funky over here!
“CHAMP! I think you might need to start passing out Corner tickets in mass! We all deserve to be there today”
i’d do that, but theres not enough room with all these boobs floating around. everybody would be playing boobie bumper cars (not that theres anything wrong with that)
@ Big… you a dayum mess… anybody got some fabreeze?
*Curses* you trolls for being up before the ass crack of dawn… clearly I’m narcoleptic. Anyway, my girls are not large, not small (B cup) and I’m content with their size and would probably never wear anything that will make them appear larger because that’s some unwanted attention. It stems from childhood. Anywho…when those things started growing at the tender and impressionable age of 12, a sister was super self conscious. It was traumatizing much like Sam in “Sixteen Candles” when her grandmother felt up her emerging “dot-dots”. Family is cruel.
hello there Teesh. as u well know anything loosely sexual and we (including you) are all over it. why hell we could be talking ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and turn that convo blatantly sexual. In fact i have some ??? for you.
i didn’t get in my office here till late yesterday but see our comments below.
you said:
“Funny you should say that b/c my girls and I go to the strip ONLY because that’s where the men are who are easy targets…lol. Man, I love living in Florida!!”
[Reply]
genius khan {June 16, 2008 at 8:36 pm}
hey Teesh, don’t know how i missed this comment earlier today. we gon have to have a lil talk. …like you and ur girls stalking the strip clubs “ONLY because that’s where the men are who are easy targets…” LMAO!!!!
female lionesses hunting in packs preying on the hot and bothered. open, fully self-accepted female sexuality. 6 times proposed to married never.
…and was it a coupla weeks ago some memory about you cuming on some dude so wett he thought you peed on him. LOL!
ima have to study this. make an appointment. step into my office.
200 comments about wonderbras…I don’t know how you guys do it. *shaking my head*
With style baby, that’s how we do it……with style!
@BigBuck. We only know how to do it with style.
Okay… I’m having flashbacks of “I’m Gonna Get U Sucka.”
I’m tripping because YYYYY would a woman right off the back say at the club that her tatas are fake. I mean… how exactly does that come up in a coversation?
Him: “Yo baby… you lookin mighty nice. How you doin’ this fine evening?”
Her: “I’m good. You’re not so bad yourself. Oh… and by the way… don’t get used to these voluptuous melons. I bought a fabulous bra at Vicky’s Secret. Shhhh… don’t tell nobody. Hehe”
I mean really… come on now. lmao And not that I’m hurtin bc like some on here I could reveal a real size that ya’ll ain’t ready for. Some women that aren’t curvy on top really want some big breastesses. I’ve had someof my girls envy my natural stuff. Hell… some just can’t afford fake titties so they go for what they can get.
I mean, it’s no different than a man wearing these tight azz pants now a days trying to show their bumps. Then talk about how big it is… then when I see it all I hear… “whamp… whamp… whamp… game over.” I’m just sayin.
Might as well throw in make up too. LOL! Hey gurl… your lips were shiny a minute ago. They don’t look full no mo’. smh
Look the bottom line is if we all payed more attention to detail, they would never fool us with a bra. I have never and will never be fooled by a wonder bra because I know all too well what a real big titty looks like. And real big titties do not look like the Wonder bra version. Plus every woman i have ever been with either had enough natural boobage to make donations to science, or had a booty so big that not even she cared about her boobs that much. Stop falling for the okey-doke fellas! And as far as the implants, not fooling me either! Real boobs follow basic laws of physics. Fake ones kind of bend those rules. For instance there is no such thing as a natural D cup or higher that can lay on her back and have her nipples pointing straight at the sky! Fake ones do that! I would rather pick them bad boys up from under your arm then play with surgically implanted beach balls! If anyone on this site has fake boobage (which doesn’t seem to be the case) I am sorry for you but stay the hell away from me!
I had to go home to finish reading these comments b.c. i swore genius khans mastrurbatory monologuing was going to get me fired. I’m surprised this site isn’t blocked. But today’s my last day so I don’t know why I was worried about getting fired.
congratulations on your last day! im sure you’re moving on to a better palce. as for my;”masturbatory” monologue, well alls i can do is laugh. if ur a woman you probably got a lil warm. mmmm hmm. …and if ur a man you probably took notes. i’m betting ur a natural woman thats why you fled from the flood of emotions you felt. just guessing. anyways, cum to today’s post on daddy issues if you want to see vsb.commers wax wise intelligent. salute.
man I know half of these posters from stuffblackpeoplehate.com They aint got nothing to do all day.
Ok so maybe its not hard to guess i’m a woman but how on earth can you guess the state of my hair?
And I’ll admit, your exposition on breasts made me want to call up my CI and tell him to come get me. But I was more worried about the state of your computer. I thought this man is up here having phone sex on the computer. I’m guessing you’re in school cuz at work people would’ve looked at you crazy.
sup tv, i work for myself. big shout out to GOD.are u wearing lox, braids, platt’s, twist’s, puff/s? lemmeknow. i want a visual. somehow i could smell the natural. hw’s it feel to have left ur last job? do u feel like singing the black nat’l anthem.
we shall over coooomme….
I wear my hair in big ole angela davis style ‘fro but its getting a bit long for that. Or I braid it down in 2 braids like i’m 5 years old. You can smell the natural like cocoa butter?
Maaaan after I left i was like Lift every voice and sing… but now i’m feeling broke
“Or I braid it down in 2 braids like i’m 5 years old.”
ahhh, the lil girl next door just called and wants her hairstyle and barrettes back. cuteness!
nice visual. i just met someone who had a big ol fro. niceness.
btw, don’t worry, you will find work if you haven’t already. what do you do and or want to be doing for a living? you feel like you’re in your mid 20′s, tops.
always have a spirit of abundance and money and oppurtunities will come to you, i promise. visualize and hold, as often and as long as you can, that feeling of abundance, cash money, swollen bank accounts. feel the happiness and appreciation and it will be attracted to you. SMILE all toothy and shit when it feels good to you. if you think and emanate a feeling of lack, worry and fear, it will manifest. trust me it’s gonna be all good.
can i smell the cocoa butter? yes i can almost taste it.
…and dam i just messed all over the black natl anthem with that we shall overcome” noise. my ma ma is laughing at her boy from heaven. he knows better. lol!
Yea, i wasn’t gonna say anything about the national anthem there…
S’funny, I am smiling (for other reason than money) and now I have 3 summer jobs. I feel like a Hedley from Hey Mon. ‘Me got 10 job!’
Man this conversation has lasted so long I can’t even reply directly to you anymore. Looks like I’m going to have to facebook friend you khan
well notbe, i’m not on facebook or the likes but since im actively blogging now, everybody wants to see your space.(myspace etc.) looks like it’s time to step on stage. gotta a book/movie club site i should launch next month and i’ll probably go ahead and do a myspace too.
i have seen facebook etc. as a new version of the yellow and white pages listings and i wasn’t listed in those either. i did list an alias with the phone company so i wouldn’t have to pay their private listing fee. LOL! telemarketers used to call asking for asia minor. heh heh heh. i let them talk to d.j. click. LMAO!
anyways, i’ll keep you posted. btw, i do so love my email though. lemmeknow, i’ll get it to ya. stay tuned lil ponytail girl. tag ur it!
What are you trying to get in on that Columbia House money?
Facebook is probably an evil organization and I only joined it because there were rumors that someone started a facebook fanclub about me. Come to find out it was not only true but a bunch of people I didn’t know at all. Strange.
Alrighty then. hit me up over on my poor neglected blog. Or actually my S/N is the same as my yahoo acct. Which is also poor and neglected
I thoroughly enjoyed the comments on this entry for various and sundry reasons….
Chaos your half finished space says to guess your age. let’s see ur 22 yrs. old.