Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid.
I’m afraid that vehicle property damage is going to increase by at least 8 percent in the next few months.
But there is some good news about this.
I just saved 15 percent by switching my car insurance to Geico. And the funny part is that it’s completely true. I called Geico and they cut my car insurance down by over $100 bucks.
So Jazmine, if you and your insane fem mob decide to bust the windows in my car…
…I’m covered, b*tch. I’m covered.
However, let’s discuss this a little bit, mmkay? Why in the hell do women think its okay to f*ck up a man’s car? Yes, some men do this but its largely considered to be a woman’s phenomenon, kind of like Black people and chitterlings. Yet here we go with Jazmine Sullivan talking about busting the windows of her man’s car because she saw him cheating.
Okay, dudes a d-bag. That’s true. Break up with him. Call the game. Forfeit the love. Unfortunately, she can’t do that. She must get revenge. She throws on some Blu Cantrell “Hit ‘Em Up Style” and decides that writing her name (hello EVIDENCE DUMBARSE) in the hood of his car with a crowbar is a good idea.
And oh yeah she busts the window of his car. Look, I jokingly reference the insanity of women on nearly a daily basis when I write. It’s a well documented fact that a lot of women are, indeed, off their proverbial rockers.
But you know who’s really crazy?
Like, really, really?
A Black man who’s had his sh*t unnecessarily f*cked the f*ck up. Oh yeah, that ninja is insane. In life, what every Black woman should want, apart from a man with a good job, good credit, etc., and above all else is a man who is afraid of jail.
Ladies, take this one to the bank, if you meet a man who is honestly not afraid of doing a bid in jail…leave him. Immediately. As in, end the date.
Now let’s say you do manage to date a man who is afraid of jail when you meet him and while you’re dating. Dude realizes he has something to lose in life. But we all have our breaking points. That’s word.life.
In the song she gets her jollies by imagining what dude’s gonna say when he sees his car. In her mind, he’ll be pissed, upset, and ultimately realize the error of his ways. And you know what, 2 out of 3 really ain’t bad.
However, that last one, is soooooooo not happening. Especially not while he’s on the way to find you while his homeboy TRIES to convince him to calm down and not do anything crazy. See, there really is nothing good to come of ruining his car. Nobody wins there.
The fact is that generally speaking, you still want him anyway. You just want other people to think that you don’t so you can look strong. It’s why songs like this and Beyonce’s song “Single Ladies” are such crocks of sh*t. For 98 percent of women, hope springs eternal. Despite all the wrong that’s been done you, there is still that glint of hope that the man will “come to his senses” and realize what he has/had and make the best decision he can make…
…to be with the woman who just busted the windows of his car.
That’s why I love women. No matter how much most men put them through, they still want the man they put so much time into so they don’t have to start over. But you can’t have him. He’s on the way to make you dead for busting the windows of his car. You wanted him to feel some emotion…
…now you got some. And you better HOPE that dudes comes to his senses and wants to see Obama get elected while he’s on the way to find you.
And by the way, you could ALWAYS just leave him.
Bottom line: Don’t be like Jazmine Sullivan. Listen to Panama Jackson b/c if you mess up my car…
…I shall try to run you over with my Hemi.
Goodnight and good luck.
(By the way, I don’t really think any women will get effed the eff up behind doing this, I just think songs like this are retarded beyond belief. Thank you.)
-VSB P aka TANGLE JIG P aka THE ARSONIST
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I, for one, don’t understand the whole car destroying schtick. Maybe its b/c I’m not a violent person, but all it would do is reinforce to said man that he made the right decision and that you’s a crazy b*tch.
I concur! There’s no guy who’s worth it. Guys are not the only ones who get their property damaged. A friend of mine walked to her car and found all four of her tires slashed. She got her property damaged by by the ex of the guy that she was seeing. She never met her and couldn’t figure out how the girl even knew where she lived.
A friend of mine walked to her car and found all four of her tires slashed. She got her property damaged by by the ex of the guy that she was seeing.
1. I have never understood or condoned terrorizing the cheatee..unless its like your cousin, best friend or mother but even then that seems pretty lightweight punishment…
2. but yeah, dude was still messing with ol girl and probably followed him from her house to your friends…
“1. I have never understood or condoned terrorizing the cheatee..unless its like your cousin, best friend or mother but even then that seems pretty lightweight punishment…”
I think THIS might make me put on some sneaks, load up a few bars of soap in a pillowcase and take a night ride.
I think. I am not sure.
“She never met her and couldn’t figure out how the girl even knew where she lived.”
Cuz they were sharing a man and he’d either been followed or “let it slip” about where she lived.
I swear I think some wack n!99as get off on that trife type sh!t.
oh they do. and the chick too because they are crazy together. i got caught up in some break up to make up sh!t with this guy and his so-called ex in undergrad. and this chick called herself coming to look for me with one of her stank @ss friends. whatever b!tch. he was so not worth the trouble so i just bowed out and i guess their crazy @sses lived happily ever after cause they got married i think.
“so i just bowed out”
I hear ya on this, no man that I just met is worth the drama, even when I start talking to a man with an ex wife, as soon as I start to feel the drama my attitude is once you get your drama situation straightened out give me a call if I’m still available I will answer.
and I’m out!
something similar happened to me. when i left the new guys apartment building, i had notes and crap under my windshield wiper from the ex…. who lives at least 30-40 miles away…. he even left things that i bought for him during the course of our relationship, on the car… he didnt damage my car or anything but he definitely confirmed that i made the right choice by breaking up with him…. crazy is not an attractive trait….
speaking of crazy car-destroying b*tches, this post reminded me of barbershop when ol girl smashes up dude’s car thinking it’s her ex, and when dude comes out yelling, she says, “my bad”, drops the bat and runs.
if someone did that to me, i really might have to kill them, no lie.
“I, for one, don’t understand the whole car destroying schtick. Maybe its b/c I’m not a violent person, but all it would do is reinforce to said man that he made the right decision and that you’s a crazy b*tch.”
this is the truth. i mean, even if the guy was having second thoughts, this would cement the idea that he needed her out of his life
but all it would do is reinforce to said man that he made the right decision and that you’s a crazy b*tch.
bing-f*cking-go
“I’m covered, b*tch”….t-shirt?
And Luvvie! As I was was not working today, and reading old posts, I came across this gem of a comment (and almost lost my job, cause people thought I lost my mind laughing out loud) in a comment about Beyonce.
“you’d think her face was made up of fairy dust and unicorn horn, with a dash of angel wing.”
Angel wing? LMAO…
Not just a t-shirt but one of those things you put on the windshield so your car doesn’t get all hot.
“you’d think her face was made up of fairy dust and unicorn horn, with a dash of angel wing.”
LOL! I said that?? Hot d*mn
You did! I was dying. And I just found out you have a blog, so I will add that to my list of blog rotations…I hope I still have a job in 2009.
You said it about Beyonce. lol. Senile.
Iunno, dawg. I don’t remember none of this. I think yall need more people (aka the lank of the post).
I’m really mad you forgot, all that IG got your brain flocked up…
Okay I am a reformed property damager and each time it wasnt sheer cheating that prompted me, it was cheating, embarrasment and dude getting real ugly i.e. either putting his hands on me or money. I aint the biggest and there is a bigger chance of me going to jail for pulling the pistol on you and shooting off your pinkie toe than f!cking up your car. Its a vengeful act, yes I agree but sometimes there is a need for vengence. I also totally agree though that women have to deal with the repercussions, if you choose to f!ck up dude car you cant be mad if he come after you. I am all about personal responsibility. I learned the hard way after my first run in where I messed up dude car and had to dayum near kill him when he attempted pay back. But shyt if you doing dirt and playing with a womans feelings you need to also deal with the fact that some women will retaliate regardless of how juvenile the act of retaliation is. Most of the women I know that have also done the same act did not do it because dude cheated. Thats what I hate about the song. Very rarely is it only about cheating.
I think people don’t really listen to the words of the song. She knows it’s wrong. She’s doing it cus she’s hurt. She knows her pain will linger but she feels she has to do SOMETHING. But it’s always amazing how men view this. They NEVER see their part in it. 1) They obviously chose a ‘crazy’ one*. 2) They did something and got caught.
*”All women are crazy. All men are idiots.”
~Unknown
ya know, i understand that men doing something wrong elicits emotion and a need for reaction. however, rational thinking, opposable thumbs, and the pr0n industry are what separate us from animals. if you can’t NOT act on impulses you’re just as guilty as the dude who pissed you off in the first place.
i know women think that they’re all lovely wonderful people with no baggage and unicorn glitter until a man comes in and ruins their life but that’s cockamamie BS. ain’t no man make you ruin that car…the lack of an ability to act sensibly ruined the car. the dude effed you over…be mad, upset, hurt, curse him out…doing something that might put you in jail just ain’t smart.
thing is, if i’m hurt by something my girl does and i do something irrationally retarded and make a song about it, there will be no fist pumps from men and women…there will be calls for my masculinity card.
they wont call for your card..it will be in question if you even had one in the first place
first of all, let’s leave the unicorn glitter out of this.
second, while i don’t damage property (oh but i’ve thought about it) cause its just too much drama on top of whatever pissed me off in the first place, men also do things and act on anger and impulses as well but this is usually in the form of physical violence.
i don’t know if all women think they are lovely and have no baggage (although mine is a lovely matching set that only comes out of the closet on certain occassions) but ya’ll got carryon luggage too. even if you’re not busting window out of cars, you act out in other ways. which sometimes does include damaging some stuff.
I repeat..men that do such things are b!tches and do not have the respect of their male counterparts. They bring shame on their ancestors. They do not follow man law therefore are not regarded as men.
They do not follow man law therefore are not regarded as men.
i agree. but i guess my point was just that “men” …or “taller boys with deeper voices” also do dirt and acting out isn’t just something that women do.
Thank you!!!
“first of all, let’s leave the unicorn glitter out of this.”
Can we please? I’m tired of the almighty pixie dust and mythical creatures being used all willy-nilly. *shakes tiny fist*
well PBG, thats why i threw in the leprechauns! lol
*takes tiny fist, and leads you to the green tea corner, opposite of that other corner**
“thing is, if i’m hurt by something my girl does and i do something irrationally retarded and make a song about it, there will be no fist pumps from men and women…there will be calls for my masculinity card.”
This is true. “Kill Bill” would be a totally different movie if it was called “Kill Jill”.
This is true. “Kill Bill” would be a totally different movie if it was called “Kill Jill”.
lol. i think the motives in that movie were a bit different though and went way beyond breaking windows.
he left her for dead!!! AND stole her baby?!?! shiiiiiit, he needed killin.
that’s all i’m saying….
they had “unfinished business”….
love that
“Kill Bill” was THAT ISH! Quentin Tarantino’s mind has got to be a perpetual acid trip. Dude is a CRAZY filmmaker. But I dig it.
P.S. Was I the only one who wanted Yellow & Black Asics after watching it?
Yes, you were the only one. Definitely.
no she wasn’t. i wanted them too… and the riding suit to match.
i’m a dork… sue me.
men do plenty of things vengefully based on emotion. They may not act out in the same way that women do, but they DEFINITELY act out. Most serial cheating men do it cause their mad at the moms / or partners. She did it first and he never forgave her and uses it as permission to become a whore. nobody revokes man cards for stuff like that either.
thats a diffrent situation isnt it? honestly I’m not really sure what youre descibing but it doesn’t sound the same
I’m saying that men DO react emotionally in relationships when they are hurt. They may react differently than women do, but to assume that reacting logically and rationally to pain belongs solely to the male gender i think is wrong. I think those things come with maturity. I think that mature men and women learn how to deal with heartbreak. I have been on the receiving end of male tantrums too many times to believe that men don’t react emotionally. And it’s been only 1 man in my whole life who ever made me want to get outta pocket like that…
this isnt really the issue though. The issue is that when some women get hurt they stupid things that will only lead to them getting hurt more, what you’re saying is that the guy gets all emotional and start cheating he isnt really gonna get hurt more.
But Peyso…
New women may seem fun for a while, but there are definite consequences that go hand in hand with that behavior… so yeah a chick might get her a$$ handed to her after she pops off and does some shyt to a man’s property, but there are consequences to being a male whore… maybe that baby or two that pop up… std’s… child support… another “crazy” female or two…there is always a consequence for bad behavior.
“the lack of an ability to act sensibly ”
Not that i needed to high light anything.
Damn straight as one that AINT NEVER play a girl why would…should ALL men “vierw this” in your way? I dont care for nor have an answer for men who cheat…WOMEN SLEEP WITH EM not me. My answer is those men are greedy so Iguess those assume they got the “stuff” to fill his needs. And when they are WRONG the answer is destroy poeperty..cool I got a lawyer that I pay by the hour…hope she commissary is online these days:)
Damn straight as a Man that AINT NEVER play nor lie to a woman why would I view this as anything other than bull$hit.
Should ALL men “view” this in your way?
What culpability do I have after telling homegirl “my boy IS A DOG” and she stays with him for two depressing a$$ years?
In addition, I dont care for nor have an answer for men who cheat…WOMEN SLEEP WITH EM, not me.
My anecdotal reply is: those men are greedy-they will tell you so, if you are Woman enough to ask or will SHOW you if you havent become a slave for his sex and start making excuses when he does those things you dont “put up with”.
Look my moms got married then got bitterly divorced…she NEVER said to me, one bad word about a man that did a bad thing.
Half yall up here have been hurt as “girlfriends” I cannot and do not see the pain as the same.
A lot of us do things today that my moms era wouldnt have and maybe they were right…such as shacking up which gives men NO REASON to marry you nor respect you in some cases after all YOUR credit got this apartment my looks and d!ck got me into your life.
I guess some of yall really think “it’ll be different with me” (just like my pops last ex wife-no not my moms the woman after her) and when its not you go and destroy his whip.
well gotd*amn…a dude putting his hands on me might make me go jazminey.
“But it’s always amazing how men view this. They NEVER see their part in it”
cause to a dude the messing up of a car is an independent unjustifiable act. If a girl cheats on us (or whatever inspires such vandalism) we may be upset but we not gonna go break stuff we may just try to bang something. The laws of man state that to react in such a way brands you a b!tch. Other men will lose respect for you. If some girl hurts you in such a way you are to suck it up and move on cause there is more pu$$y out there for ya..
The laws of man state that to react in such a way brands you a b!tch. Other men will lose respect for you. If some girl hurts you in such a way you are to suck it up and move on cause there is more pu$$y out there for ya..
***nodding head***
please tell that to the 3 men who stalked me after i broke up with them. one tried to break into my apartment just to “be around my essence”…
you should’ve told him you left your essence at the police station
LMAO!
they are b!tches and if their friends know about their behavior they have no respect for them. They probly didnt have fathers. My dad and grandfathers are my main motivation for maintaining my manhood. That affects them just as much if not more than me. I do not want to bring shame to my household.
they aren’t B*tches. they are just people with emotions. I’m not saying that stalking is cool… it’s not. but this whole woman is from venus / man is from mars thing is DEAD. Men do PLENTY of irrational emotional things when they’ve been hurt, from stalking, to excessive cheating, to closing themselves off emotionally… men try to trap women. Men and women are not that different in that regard.
Youre not supposed to let your emotions run you. You have to keep that in check. Just because youre mad at someone doesn’t give u license to break their stuff, hit them or whatever. The judge wont care how mad you are youll just be sentenced like all the other people who got mad and got ignent.
I’m not saying men don’t get emotional I’m saying acting on those emotions without thinking is bad and no jusification for any action.
Also closing yourself off emotionally is miles away from excessive cheating and lightyears away from breaking stuff. Its not comparable.
Oh. Well then, i think you are absolutely right.
^^Got that fire-vertisement.
wish i had read this before i posted my reply up above b/c we saying the same thang.
so like the champ…
*nodding head in agreeance*
“Its a vengeful act, yes I agree but sometimes there is a need for vengence. ”
Vengence is mine said the Lord.
Don’t be that chick who destroys property; his or your own. It is an empty act.
“Don’t be that chick who destroys property; his or your own. It is an empty act.”
ding!
Everybody’s giving Jazmine the side eye over this song. But that American Idol chick did that song called Before He Cheats. It was about destroying a car too!
I don’t know of anyone who admits to messing up a car. However, I have heard of the following and know for a fact that 80% were done–not by me cus I’m well adjusted.
1. Steal all his left shoes.
2. Cut the right sleeve off of all of his dress shirts.
3. If you can get enough time in the house, cut the first THREE buttons off of all of his dress shirts.
4. Break into his email and send random emails to his friends and family. Three extra points if you write one where he’s coming out to his closest family and friends.
5. Cut off all of his utilities, on a Friday–preferable the first really cold Friday of the winter.
6. Forward his mail to some other place. THIS IS ILLEGAL. DON’T DO THIS.
7. Use his credit card to make an international call from a telephone booth. Don’t hang the phone up. Just leave it off the hook. THIS IS ILLEGAL. DON’T DO THIS.
8. Break glass in his tum. Remove the biggest pieces. When he steps in it to shower, his feet will get cut. DON’T DO THIS. HE MIGHT BLEED TO DEATH.
9. Pour milk in his carpet at the very spot where the sun enters the room. Or pour milk under the mat in the back of his car and on the seat.
10. *sigh*On a Friday, have someone call him claiming to be from the health department or whatever agency in your city notifies people they may have cooties.
3. If you can get enough time in the house, cut the first THREE buttons off of all of his dress shirts.
Well if you cut them from the top he might think its sexy to show off his “taco meat” and throw some gold chains on with it.
Number 4,5 and 9 are just WRONG! lol
LOL this list is nuts! Man, these are some pretty good ideas on this list though..
*not that i would do anything like that….*
a friend of mine took over her ex’s myspace page and turned it totally gay! all his friends thought he was coming out. she filled his top whatever with tons of gay guys and put mad rainbows all over it and stuff….
now, he brought this on himself (IMO) when he decided that she didnt deserve to get her stuff back after they broke up. she was tryin to be civil, but he had to go and bring out the ocuntry…
you know, in today’s day and age of photoshop and internet-ism, i wouldn’t believe any sudden change from anybody’s personal sites or anything. i’d just write it off as some crazy heffa getting revenge…
…which is exactly what that is.
now I have.. cough ..friends that have done 4,5 and a slight variation on 6
I’ve actually done #1.
An ex friend of mine:
- stole all of her exes forks.
-all of his ties
-his porn collection
He was calling her for the third one. lol.
The forks, now that is funny and evil creative…. I have been known to destroy a ninja’s internet world. Email sabotage, including but not limited to deletion, faux messages, sharing via mass forwards, social network destruction, bwahahhhhaaa……..
and i guess my question is, you’re hurt…but what exactly did this accomplish?
sure you made his life hell for a little while, but ultimately he probably cozied up to some other woman who felt sorry for him b/c he had to deal with a crazy woman, so while you were messing with his interweb, he was digging out some other young Philly and saying, “i’m just glad i found you…”
compared to the craziness that has been done to me that is benign…. bc I have dealt with some ‘malignorant’ craziness from the male species, trust, some of your brethren be on some next level type o’ shyt! I have the court documents to prove it, lol….
you ain’t neva lied… busted tail lights and a jacked temp tag (which led to my BRAND NEW CAR being towed….)
this dude was certifiable.
“he probably cozied up to some other woman who felt sorry for him b/c he had to deal with a crazy woman”
Interesting you’d say that. I’ve had men try to use that to get sympathy from me and to get time on my couch, but it doesn’t work. First, it makes me wonder what he did to inspire her to take her crazy out of remission and waste it on him. Second, I’m wondering about his choice in women. Third, I’m wondering how his poor decision making ass slipped through the cracks and into my calm, stable world. Naw bruh. Second to a begging and borrowing man, nothing dries up the ocean like a man complaining about a crazy woman.
so the crazy is the man’s fault? Is that what you’re saying?
Deviant: I’m saying that a lot of women do a grand job of keeping the crazy tucked away. It’s best for all men to assume all women are crazy. It’s the safest route to go. That chick who washes your white socks out by hand, her ass is the craziest. She wears her crazy on her frontal lobe but y’all don’t wanna see it because you believe she’s so sweet and dutiful. All I’m saying is that men shouldn’t ever allow themselves to think that sweet woman isn’t crazy as a betsy bug! Remember, “The sweetest woman in the world, can be the meanest woman in the world–if you make her that way…It’s a think line between love and hate…”
you heard it hear first folks:
according to Hostess: its best for all men to assume women are crazy.
sweet vindication, thou smelleth so good.
PJ: Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying. It’s something you men should always remember. Every woman has some crazy in her. The key is to know the TYPE of crazy you’re dealing with. ‘Uncontrolled property damage’ crazy? ‘Plotting to get your committed’ crazy? ‘Life destroying’ crazy?? ‘Pass a baby that ain’t yours off on you’ crazy? But it goes back to the something you said about being afraid to go to jail. A woman afraid to go to jail is the scariest one because she’s watched CSI, First 48, Snapped, and Law & Order. Her ass has a good handle on what she can and can’t get away with. Plus, she’s the one who really knows you. When I’ve had guys who were dealing with this type all I could say was, “Have you ever thought about moving?”
“A woman afraid to go to jail is the scariest one because she’s watched CSI, First 48, Snapped, and Law & Order. Her ass has a good handle on what she can and can’t get away with.”
I know her.
She lives inside of me.
sigh*On a Friday, have someone call him claiming to be from the health department or whatever agency in your city notifies people they may have cooties.
I work for the health department… I can help out with this one.
The person I know who did this, the dude married her. I don’t think he every really knew she did it. But then again, she did A LOT of ‘crazy’ and he still married her. To someone’s earlier point, some men like crazy. It’s the only way they know they are loved.
i used to like crazy, until i realized that the crazy you see has NOTHING on the crazy that lies beneath. current policy – red flags are like women’s s*x partner count…you may see 1, but you know its really like 30.
like roaches in someone’s house, there never is just ONE roach….
“i used to like crazy, until i realized that the crazy you see has NOTHING on the crazy that lies beneath. current policy – red flags are like women’s s*x partner count…you may see 1, but you know its really like 30.”
I used to like crazy too brotha . . . it was exciting at first . . . it would be like aww. . .look at her eating Ketchup packets. . . then as time wore on . . . exciting turned into “this broad is gonna get me in problems” . . . I think now I am beginning to see crazy earlier on . . . its the leaving part that I have to come to terms with (from a past post). I always end up hanging around even after SAYING I’m done.
as many of the men on here have said already… there is more P***Y out there for you…. leave the crazy ALONE.
Its hard to leave a crazy one, even early cuz u scared of what they crazy arse might do
“sigh*On a Friday, have someone call him claiming to be from the health department or whatever agency in your city notifies people they may have cooties.
I work for the health department… I can help out with this one.”
Y’all are some TRIFLIN b@st@rds! LoL, I gotta watch my back!
I love that you threw in “on a Friday”!
Her logic for Friday was that he’d have to sweat it out over the weekend. But now, years later, I realize he probably could have just gone some Saturday doctor.
B.B. Mo’, I’m gonna need your email addy and IM screen name so we can ummmm…chat.
hit me on my blog… its all there.
I’ll even throw in the official contact notification on city letterhead for you
I love the Carrie Underwood “Before He Cheats” song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSG4Cml7HXs
“That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats…
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!”
I have that song on my ipod… love it.
For some reason this song always played in the football locker room….
You may wanna keep that to yourself.
this is insane. this blog is dangerous. there is some unbalanced chick reading this now and plotting to do this to some unsuspecting dude.
yep. these chicks are PROVIDING reasons to commit manslaughter.
lmao!
I was thinking the same thing. There’s a lot of copy-cat crimes being plotted upon right this moment.
other options…
11. RUIN HIS CREDIT! Put all bills possible in his name using his SS# and don’t pay them till they get cut off (THIS IS ILLEGAL. DON’T DO THIS.)
12. subscribe to every gay(not that there is anything wrong with that), pron (not just straight pron either, the real deviant, sadistic, 3d realm of hell type stuff: not that there is anything wrong with that), magazine possible sending it to his address (do you know how hard it is to stop 100 magazines coming to your home?)
13. change their outgoing voicemail message to something REAL GAY (not that there is anything wrong with that)… something like the chorus of this song
http://www.youtube.co/watch?v=dgWkdS28bzA
There are definitely non violent options
dam Hedo. check his credit, despicably misuse his credit, order gay magazines in his name etc. etc. etc…
this sh*t seems a wee bit personal. i just hope u know whom ur fu*king wit. ok miss badass.
get it in,
a.k.a hustle simmons
GK,
there is also the next step, that’s when you send ish to his mama’s house… a woman scorned.
“a woman scorned.”
is a nutjob according to what you guys are saying
I wish a woman would send sumthin to my mama house, my moms would def go get a switch and kill that po girl
oh you would never know it was from me
“i just hope u know whom ur fu*king wit. ok miss badass.”
you know, i think thats a very poignant way of putting it. these chicks think they’re dealing with civilized men, but every man has a breaking point. ruin a man’s credit? that’s a reason to cut a b*tch.
and then draw a smiley face on her arm.
And we all know b!tches love smiley faces.
Ya know, I had the credit one on there but decided against that. A lot of men talk major junk about what they’d do if a woman did any of these things. But uh, I have seen a lot of women do a lot of devious shyt. Yet, I have never seen a woman put hands on her for it. Or do anything. AND, more times than not, they ended up with the very women who did these things.
I believe that by the time a woman gets to where she’s doing any of these ‘creative’ things, she knows what she can get away with. In my one, uh, ok TWO incidents of crazy, I knew just how far I could push it. One dude and I still laugh about it to this day.
I agree with this!! The men are going on and on about how they wouldn’t stand for this, but in the instances I have witnessed, I have never seen a man react violently. And more often than not, they ended up together.
so let me get this right…Lifetime movies are all made up? cuz every last ONE of them mothertruckers is inspired by a true story of some man putting his hands on a buckey for getting out of line.
and just like you dont know any woman that’s happened to, i’m sure there are more than enough women out there who’ve had a shoe put on them by a man who would willingly rebuff your statement.
and lest we forget, a lot of us exhibit restraint. but even i have been pushed to my limit before. i didnt do anything crazy b/c i had people present who gangtackled me and held me down while the chick was escorted from my presence…
even my father was afraid that day…and i NEVER get pissed.
Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie from the start? The man does some crazy shyt cus she isn’t doing what he wants her to do. He doesn’t do his crazy shyt because she did crazy shyt FIRST. In The Burning Bed, that chick was getting back at him for whooping that ass for years. Loraina B. didn’t cut off dudes not-so-magic stick for nothing. She had a reason. Oh and keep in mind, there’s a percentage of women out there, some reading this, who are looking for a reason to show their asses. Don’t give it to them.
lolololol… Hostess… this post is one of the reasons I am always on this blog. This is funny, but sooo true.
Yall are not messing with hood dudes… Dudes can and alot of them WILL retaliate .. I am living witness to this. Not all of them and most of them realize they did some majorly f!cked up shyt and kind of deserve it and let it go..but dont get it twisted some of them ninjas dont give a f!ck either. I also just want to reiterate that everytime I did it, it was never with the intent to get back with dude it was as the final act..you know the ultimate f!ck you….
Point taken. I only deal with men who have something to lose and are afraid of enrolling in Fugmeup D’Ass University.
“Yall are not messing with hood dudes”
Yeah I don’t mean hood dudes. I’ve seen them do some foul shyt…shyt they could care less about catching a case, and are probably wanted anyway. I mean regular dudes who don’t want to catch a case and/or go to jail.
I just want to add one I think I’ve already made reference to but I’ll put it here because I have found it to be the most effective ‘get back’.
Go to his house early in the morning. Before he can get off to work. If you don’t have a key, be at the door when he opens it to leave for work. Walk in, take a quiet tour. Say nothing. Then leave.
Most men expect you to show your ass, show some emotion because that’s what most women do. But a calm pissed off woman, whoa. They ain’t ready. This behavior will have a man looking over his shoulder for a few weeks because he can’t believe you aren’t going to do anything. Plus, it will have him wondering if you really every cared about him at all.
You must immediately follow this up by dating other people. This way, even if you aren’t ready to stop seeing him, you can take control of the situation by starting the disengaging process.
“Most men expect you to show your ass, show some emotion because that’s what most women do. But a calm pissed off woman, whoa. They ain’t ready. ”
Once again I have to agree. My bf just told me the other day, that he doesn’t understand why I never get angry and fly off the handle. He’s like “It scares me more that you’re sitting there so calm, like everything is peachy. I would rather you act crazy, because I think you are over there thinking some f*cked up thoughts”. I just smiled and he got even more pi$$ed.
Gotta watch the quiet ones…lol
I am one of the quiet ones… functional sociopaths… FEAR US.
Functional Sociopaths United?? U the pres??
nah, not the pres….
Grand Chancellor….
*we also have qualified delusions of grandeur. all part of being a sociopath*
***slowly backing away from comment, and making mental note to make sure hostess, aja, pbg, shay-d-lady, and others are always in my line of site during the vsb bbq***
LOL!
Number 1, 3, and 9 are so simple and deliciously spiteful and petty…
*writes note for reference* LOL
#1 makes me laugh. I know someone that has done this and someone that has sent out nude pics of her ex to his entire address book. LMAO I tried to stop her but there is no stopping a woman scorned.
i think all of these are illegal…you might not be sent to jail, but all that shoe stealing, milk pouring, button cutting will earn you a nice restraining order and a possible warrant for your arrest. i’m just saying…
I don’t know of a straight man who would get a restraining order. If they do it’s usually to prove to the new piece that they are seriously tryna stop the old piece from killing her. I know a dude who was screwing two chicks, one went crazy and he drove the OTHER one around all night long TALKING about getting a restraining order. His ass wasn’t gonna get anything. He drove the OTHER one around so she wouldn’t be at his house when the CRAZY one came back. So transparent. Oh and the OTHER one was dumb for not seeing this. He would later go on to inspire the OTHER one to do the very shyt the CRAZY one was doing to him when he got caught with her (the OTHER one).
really? i know plenty of straight men who have had to get restraining orders against plenty of bat towing/car keying/ internet savvy chicks. and it’s not about being physically scared of the chick, it’s more about wanting to live your life in peace. plus in principle it sends the message that what you’re doing is 1) illegal and 2) not going to win you back in his arms and 3) the fact that he’s got ‘more people’ now=the police.
“really? i know plenty of straight men who have had to get restraining orders against plenty of bat towing/car keying/ internet savvy chicks. and it’s not about being physically scared of the chick, it’s more about wanting to live your life in peace.”
***nodding head in the type of vigorous agreement that one can only have if they actually experienced this themselves***
I am assuming you had to put a restraining order out????
Hey, Im still trying to get to the bottom of the story about ol girl who did you wrong.
And PJack this did not escape me, “And you better HOPE that dudes comes to his senses and wants to see Obama get elected while he’s on the way to find you.”
The audacity of, gets us every time. I will give you that “for 98 percent of women, hope springs eternal”. But not all women are busting out windows thinking maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats (name that song). For some of us, yeah we’ll be broken hearted but call it pride, lethargy, or common sense, busting out windows and making use of our etching skills are not appealing.
It reminds me of a comment Michelle Obama said when asked what she would do if Obama were to be caught cheating. She said something to the effect of “I wouldn’t be heartbroken because we didn’t have what I thought we had”. That sums up what I’ve been saying for about 13 of my 26 years of life. If the dude is gonna be trife, keep it moving. I’ve never had the experience, but I’m hoping that I’d never wild out like that.
Property damage just seems like too much work to me. I figure it takes way more upper body strength than I have. With all that glass going everywhere, I might get cut or break a nail. Naw, I’m gonna pass. My most effective ‘get back’ was to go to a man’s house before he left for work. Walk in, do a walk though and leave. That, according to him, was the true mark of crazy. He just knew I was planning something big.
“If the dude is gonna be trife, keep it moving.”
i hardly doubt this would be the attitude of a woman scorned after many years (hell, even months) in a committed relationship. it seems like a good idea to just walk away from some one who does you wrong. to he11 with them right?? but let’s be real–after all that time and the feelings poured into a relationship it’s not likely the response would be “oh ok well he’s not the man i thought he was, better luck next time.” nah nah nah, dun son, i don’t think so. women are gon’ either cry it out, smash [his property] out, or a combination of both… and if she’s real serious she’ll involve her bffs. maybe some of her brothers and cousins if the nig really took her to a dark place.
I don’t knock it Gem, I just think I’d have issues and feel that jacking up his car would show how much I did care. Then again, if I were in said dark place, my issues would be out the window.
I don’t think smashing out windows is the only revenge, there are a lot of ways to strike back, if that is the game plan. I don’t think its as cut and dry as “women are gon’ either cry it out, smash [his property] out, or a combination of both”.
Though when you mention adding the cousins and bffs…sounds like a party lol.
i’m not even just talking about destroying property. i’m talking about pretending like it’s easy to up and walk away from a relationship when your SO does you wrong. as if it were so simple to just end it and move on without any fuss, dramatics, or antics.
i recognize this does happen, i just argue that it’s not always that easy.
oh fuss, antics, and dramatics are par for the course. i would just hate being at the whims of a vengeful ninja. imagine if he decided to make you pay, or go to court? i would die of anger.
i agree its not that easy, we women are some feelin arse creatures, at times making men wonder if we are mythical cause they could have sworn they just saw a midget riding a black squirrel. damn*it to hell. what can we do?
off to dreamland, catch yall 9-5!
Speaking of black squirrels, I saw one last Saturday. I told Naturally Alise they would come out for HU’s homecoming. I tried to get a picture, but he ran up a tree and would not come down.
LMAO, do not get me started on animals of the 7h and Georgia Avenue variety. Or people for that matter…I heart DC!
I still do not believe you, you need more creatures…
@ Nat Alise…
Wait til I go to The Park on Capitol Hill and get a pic of one of those white squirrels. Then what you and the unicorns gonna say, huh??
i don’t think it’s about pretending that it’s easy to walk away – but it is about walking away (period). it’s not easy but it is what needs to be done.
yup.
oh ok well he’s not the man i thought he was, better luck next time.” nah nah nah, dun son, i don’t think so. women are gon’ either cry it out, smash [his property] out, or a combination of both
exactly whether you choose to cry and eat ice cream or f!ck up his car its the same thing, peoples feelings and emotions manifest in different ways. When I get mad I lash out, I will hit, break shyt etc. As I get older I try to walk away before it gets to that point but I tell you what. If my husband decides to walk away and leave me tomorrow for some skank? I cannot tell you I would be able to just let it go…especially if I had to find out about it in some f!cked up way.
“women are gon’ either cry it out, smash [his property] out, or a combination of both”
this is why i feel women need to play more sports in their youth…dunking on somebody is a much better remedy than calories and destruction…not to mention safer.
“this is why i feel women need to play more sports in their youth…dunking on somebody is a much better remedy than calories and destruction…not to mention safer.”
since most can’t dunk, i think a nice ankle breaking crossover or forearm shiver might suffice.
exactly whether you choose to cry and eat ice cream or f!ck up his car its the same thing, peoples feelings and emotions manifest in different ways.
i’d beg to differ that they are the same thing. one could possibly land you in jail. the other might require you to go to the gym. one may end up in mucho physical violence. one just requires you to stop yourself from overdoing it.
thing is, there’s never a right reason to do property damage to anybody b/c you’re hurt. i know its irrational to think that you can just move on easily, however, why people feel this need to make other people pay for what is usually their own bad decisions (yeah i said it…you had an idea generally) is beyond me.
i’d beg to differ that they are the same thing. one could possibly land you in jail. the other might require you to go to the gym. one may end up in mucho physical violence. one just requires you to stop yourself from overdoing it.
no PJ the consequences for the acts are different but the emotions are the same. again I am not saying that one should do it but if you are a crier you cry, if you are a f!cker uper..you f!ck shyt up..be it his car, be it throwing bottles outside.. be it going to the bar getting drunk and getting in a fight (this is yall shyt right here) or whatever. You dont have to agree and maybe a woman has never made you that upset but you have been that upset before about something and sometimes just walking away was not enough for you.
“i hardly doubt this would be the attitude of a woman scorned after many years (hell, even months) in a committed relationship”
what exactly defines “scorned”?
It reminds me of a comment Michelle Obama said when asked what she would do if Obama were to be caught cheating. She said something to the effect of “I wouldn’t be heartbroken because we didn’t have what I thought we had”. That sums up what I’ve been saying for about 13 of my 26 years of life. If the dude is gonna be trife, keep it moving. I’ve never had the experience, but I’m hoping that I’d never wild out like that.
I think most women would be rational, but like everything else, one bad apple spoils the bunch. its the irrational heffa, of which there are plenty, that this song speaks to as a rallying cry.
and um, she lyin…she’d be heartbroken.
“I think most women would be rational, but like everything else, one bad apple spoils the bunch. its the irrational heffa, of which there are plenty, that this song speaks to as a rallying cry”
the last thing irrational people need is a rallying cry. They need a lullaby
right… she can say that but u know she looovess Barack, And he’s about to be the President. Sheit… she might be in the oval office cutting up shoes… and ties… and f**king with his speaches and whatnot.
” and f**king with his speaches and whatnot.”
Yep, she could pull a Veronica Corningstone and make Barack say “Go f*ck yourself, San Diego” a la Anchorman.
I’d be the first human alive to die from laughter.
lololol… yeah!
LMAO, heartbroken yes. Standing next to him while he makes a press conference mockery of her fine arse, while Malia and Sasha watch? They aint neva had a sista’s man in public office like that. They aint ready.
LOL but again I am reformed and I am to old and have to much to lose.. but you cant tell someone how mad to get when you are f!cking with their feelings. People dont think straight when feelings are involved and Anger+embarrasment, hurt feelings+lying a$$ ninja= property damage or assault…..
hey.. an eye for an eye..its in the bible……LMAO
*nodding head & tapping on The Good Book* it’s in here…
on another note: i’ve missed you shay-ster. glad you’re back
Yeah me too!!! Temporary modem problems and 403 forbidden error on my phone. but you cant keep a real one down for long!!!
hey.. an eye for an eye..its in the bible……LMAO
must be one of those “loose” interpretations to fit this scenario…
Jesus would be so proud.
lol… this was funny.
I thought the new testament rendered all old testament laws null
true indeed b/c that eye for an eye was one of Moses Laws.
he bit offa Hammurabi
thought the new testament rendered all old testament laws null
first old or new its in there and second if it wasnt broke it shouldnt have been fixed so
I’m rolling with it.. I aint turning the other cheek unless its to put my a$$ in your face…
One of the perks of being Agnostic
“I aint turning the other cheek unless its to put my a$$ in your face…”
This is too funny for my brain to even fully compute, lol…..
That joint has me ROTFLMBAO!! Go Shay-d-lady!!
OMG… i just read this and nearly spit on the screen. all i can do now is shake my head…. oh my lawd lawd lawd lawd…
someone thought it was broken..so they wrote the new testament
“I just saved 15 percent by switching my car insurance to Geico. And the funny part is that it’s completely true.”
it’s not just groovy gecko and cavemen commericals with Geico–they’ve got great coverage! i love the G almost as much as i love VZ wireless.
yay verizon!! *high-5* – however, if my new blackberry keeps randomly deleting my messages, i might have to switch over to at&t…
If you switch to AT&T, prepare to cry every day.
Maybe I should slash the CEO of AT&T’s tires…that may make me feel better.
co-sign.
my father wants to kill them because he can’t even get a signal in his own house
*grumbles* fewest dropped calls my @$$
This is why I no longer have at&t…snitches!!! Reception was ish and for the price they charge there should be nary a dropped call.
lol…you can’t drop calls if you can’t get a signal, eh?
hahahh!!
Puff, it’s not the phone company…it’s the free file space that’s left on your blackberry that causes this. If I’m reading your symptom correctly, it will automatically erase all text messages and then some emails without notification. Your phone logs will also disappear.
I had this problem before and you just need to clear up some space. I’d suggest a 4G memory card, especially if you have a lot of music and photos. Also, their are certain things (apps and stuff) that you may not need and you can delete those and that will help. In addition, if you don’t need certain emails or texts, go back periodically and erase them.
Hopefully that’ll help.
VSB – solving phone problems, one comment at a time.
thank you! that actually makes a lot of sense, especially cos i get some big a$$ attachments on my phone via email.
I heart Geico.
But they need to get with it and send me some cool premiums. I mean, MetLife sent out the stuffed Snoopy’s lol. I want a stuffed gecko.
I think they should send a windo cling gecko so I can put it in my rear window. I heart the GEICO GECKO!
GEICO
“so easy a caveman could do it.”
a.k.a hood heffner
Hi GK
**batting eyelashes**
Hostess, I love how only SOME have *Don’t Do This” on it lmao like the rest are encouraged and sh*t.
“you cant tell someone how mad to get when you are f!cking with their feelings”
too long for a tshirt, but maybe it will work as a bumper sticker. mass communication and sh*t.
Bumper stickers – great idea!
ive never been one for property damage…but then, ive never been in love like that before. and i have, in the past, been called a heartless b*tch precisely because i didnt show that level of emotion over some assjack….
like was mentioned above…it just seems like a whole lotta work. and i am lazy….plus, i prefer to bruise egos rather than bones. i can make my words do what no amount of property damage could accomplish. i’ll just stick with what i know…
now i do have some vengeful friends who have done some grimey sh*t and i prefer to live vicariously through them…they were pushed and they pushed back. i dont fault them, really…not really. not one of them did any of that stuff in the hopes that said man would come to his senses and choose her…thats a load of crap. i dont know what silly ho told you that P Jiggy. in every instance it was really about venting and trying to inflict some pain and suffering of their own…
i dont know any woman who deludes herself into thinking that this is gonna make it all better (although, i dont doubt that they exist)…its just a temporary release and feels damn good at the time. and maybe, just maybe, when he’s thinkin about effin with the next chick, he will remember that property damage and think twice…so, really its a teaching tool
“plus, i prefer to bruise egos rather than bones. i can make my words do what no amount of property damage could accomplish. i’ll just stick with what i know…”
*e-twin hug*
you know i’m with you on that one. ego-crushers unite! lol… besides, vandalism just isn’t my bag, baby. aside from the fact i’m not about to sweat out my neatly coiffed curls to look like a mad woman in public. and potentially be slapped with a lawsuit? naaaah, i’m good.
Yeah. I prefer to use my poisoned tongue.
Wait. That doesn’t sound so good…
“Yeah. I prefer to use my poisoned tongue.”
…………………………
“Yeah. I prefer to use my poisoned tongue.”
There’s a lot of venom laced on this post and it’s not just from your tongue.
Hey…while I have cussed a negro out I have NOT torn up his stuff, tried to ruin him, etc.
If I can’t go off on someone, what do I have left?
“you know i’m with you on that one. ego-crushers unite! lol… besides, vandalism just isn’t my bag, baby. aside from the fact i’m not about to sweat out my neatly coiffed curls to look like a mad woman in public. and potentially be slapped with a lawsuit? naaaah, i’m good.”
*claps* i agree. even though my stepdaddy is a lawyer…lol. just not worth the hassle.
Tabernacle!!!
i’m all about bruising egos – and i’m glad to have company
“Tabernacle!!!”
You just made me think of “Everybody Loves A Pimp”…lmao
Oh how I love bruising an ego!
I totally did that to my ex-hubby as he was packing to leave a few years back by telling him I eff’d the dude that sold me my car:
PBG: You know I gave up the goods to the car salesman…
EH (while packing his knapsack): WTF? You did what???
PBG: How else did you think I got that deal when you didn’t even have five on it? Can I live???
……………………….
Hey, at least I didn’t cut up his clothes.
im so mad at “can i live?” LMAO! thats one of my favorite lines!
*nodding* true, true….
**chuckles**
i dont know what silly ho told you that P Jiggy. in every instance it was really about venting and trying to inflict some pain and suffering of their own…
hell, i dont seent it with mah own two eyes. i know women who F*CKED up some dudes stuff only to really want him back. hell, my best friend’s ex-wife screwed him over royally only to send me text messages on some, “i really miss him and want him back. can you talk to him for me.”
i sure did. told him to run like the wind, hermes. run like the wind.
::snickering::
lol @ hermes.
i want to disagree with you because i am not one of those women but since i know a few who are, i cannot. i might love you, miss you and wish you hadn’t f^cked up, but i’ll be d@mned if i take you back.
amen, amen! love aint enough. point. blank. i may love the hell outta you, but im not delusional enough to ever take that back into my life…
and much like the man that taken back by his woman after he cheated…i would just be waitin for the next shoe to fall. if im truly angry and vengeful enough to destroy your property, i dont think i would want to go back even if you would have me back…that aint some ish one just gets over
but how do you ego crush a dude that has kicked you to the curb and F!cked up your credit and showed all his friends your homemade s#x tape? See this is what nobody is touching.. these men that experience this are doing f!cked up shyt it just might not be property damage. or the dude you let see your car while you were at work cause his was in the shop and he picked up keke, f!cked her in your front seat, picked you up an hour late from work and the condom was still on the seat? I mean what would you say in these instances?
oh, well, this is when you call up your less than reputable cousins and have him handled. just sayin. lol
but youre right…the time for talking would be through at that point.
I’ve never known a man to go ape sh*t on a woman over scratching his car or slashing his tires but hey, that could solely be me.
Now I will admit, if I am ever hurt badly enough, I am so not above doing car damage. It takes a lot to make me go there so if I did, you deserved it. Just call it dessert.
“I’ve never known a man to go ape sh*t on a woman over scratching his car or slashing his tires but hey, that could solely be me. ”
Me either.
1. I have never destroyed anyone’s property
2. As an officer of the court, I don’t endorse destroying anyone’s property.
3. Regardless of what she’s saying, that song cranks. We listen to songs with way more ridic lyrics that jam way less.
Now let me say that in answer to the question why a woman might jack up a dude’s car, here’s my guess (based on the lyrics of the song where the man really hurt her with no regard for her feelings): The man doesn’t care about anything but himself. He doesn’t care about her. Maybe the thing he cares about more than anything is that dang car. He hurt her where it stung the worst. Perhaps she felt like that was the way to hurt him in a proportionate way. Obvy he has no “heart” or else he wouldn’t have treated her that way. So you can’t really hurt him unless you go straight to his baby, the ride.
And that is exactly why a lot of women do it.
why does she have to hurt him? karma is going to catch his ass up anyway…
and as an officer of the court, what if her dumb ass gets caught up in court behind that? it aint like she can claim it as a crime of passion. that’s premeditated like a mothertrucker.
ask Pac. he said it best, “a 30 second altercation just cost me 15 days in jail.”
Like I said, I don’t condone it and haven’t done it so I can’t go all into detail about WHY someone would do it. I’m just guessing!
As an officer of the court, if she needs a defense attorney, that’s $$!
LOL @ you quoting Pac. I don’t know where you come from, but bragging about screwing another dude’s wife can get you DEAD too.
i think Pac proved that last sentence definitively.
zing!
“why does she have to hurt him? karma is going to catch his ass up anyway…”
karma be takin too long sometimes.
i would just like to say in defence of ms knowles/mrs carter, that the bridge of the song “single ladies” does in fact acknowledge the fact that she still wants ol boy, citing the following as evidence: “your love is what i prefer, it’s what i deserve.” How do I know this? because I watched the video about 20 times this weekend determined to learn the dance moves, whilst simultaneously mapping out a new gym schedule and ordering a body suit from american apparel. i digress…
i guess the rationale behind busting the windows out a car/cutting off utilities/f*cking up dress shirts is that if someone hurts you, you want to get back at them. if they don’t want you still, mess with what they do care about ie that new limited edition pair of ones in the purple and white. personally, i’ve never been in a position where i’ve been so mad at a guy i’d want to burn his clothes/thrown hot grits on his nether regions/throw a molotov cocktail through his mama’s mama’s house. if i was, i’d actually prefer to sell his ish – at least that way i turn some profit. i’m just saying, it’s a recession and whatnot…
PUFF! If only you lived in DC! I’ve got 1/2 the video memorized, and if I wasn’t under a weekend deadline, I would have been done. Nothing like a Beyonce dance video to get you renewing a gym membership, or at least doing a gazillion sit ups before bed. I heart her and hate her all at the same time lol. Let me know when you’ve mastered the moves, a lot of them she repeats.
lol ironically i’m actually in DC a fair amount cos i have family in the DMV. i have from the first chorus to the end of the second verse pretty much on point, and the end as well, but all that modern interpretative bit in the bridge… there’s just not enough space in my room for that
but by this weekend i will have all of it memorised as my new workout plan
because I watched the video about 20 times this weekend determined to learn the dance moves, whilst simultaneously mapping out a new gym schedule and ordering a body suit from american apparel. i digress…
LOL glad I am not the only one…
So I am the only one who was disturbed by all the crotch shots?
Really, B? Must we see your desert rose that many times in one video????
no, v. dot…i was quite traumatized by her “good girl” writhing around all up in the camera so many times!
“throw a molotov cocktail through his mama’s mama’s house”
Where everybody lives!
I heart you puff. Kudos for the Jay Z reference and the limited edition kicks!
“throw a molotov cocktail through his mama’s mama’s house”
This is my favorite quote and song off the Black Album. Plus 8th wonder did that beat
9th Wonder.
He just had me on his mind.
lol!
miss 8th is a heatbreaker, ya’ll! lol
My cousin is pissed at me because I am too pregnant to learn the dance moves with her this time. We have all the other videos memorized. They provide great exercise and hours of laughter. After reading about you and Overit’s dedication, I think I will learn it anyway.
Go ‘head Queen! I got you lol, its hella fun, and if you have a body suit, even funner (not a word, shoot me).
Don’t induce nothin now..
I’ve only done the property damage thing once, about 13 years ago. It was epic, I tell ya! Clothing/shoes, big screen tv’s and a car battery were involved. With that being said, never go that route unless you plan on never going back.
I haven’t heard Jazmine Sullivan’s new album yet. I have enough of her random songs I’ve pirated from the internet over the last year and a half since Suga put me on to her. Her song titles are turning me off…”Break Your Windows”…for real, Jazzy??
I am seeing her in concert on Wednesday.
JEALOUS!!
me too! i looove her voice!
Darn it! Maxwell? I’m jealous.
she’s pretty good live. i was impressed enough to get past the fact that i disagree with many of her lyrics. and the live band is great!
only a completely different note, has anybody else noticed how they try to make her look cute in that “bust your windows” video with very few direct face shots. i didnt realize she was actually busted until that video and i noticed they were tryign to make her cute so i paid more attention. she’s not cute.
i’m awesome.
“she’s not cute”
I didn’t wanna seem like a hater, so I didn’t wanna say it 1st…lmao
It’s a bit of the unfortunate going on in her face.
Its the nose.
It’s a bit of the unfortunate going on in her face
lmao… so serious.
really, ya’ll?? i must have missed it…i thought she was a cute chick. maybe i have bad taste? lol
Really? Look again….lol
Its the nose
its the nose and the man jaw….I mean she for real has the squarest jaw I have ever seen on a woman in my life.. did she take a lot of testosterone as a child wtf is really going on…..
“its the nose and the man jaw”
She’s a handsome woman.
hahaahah….handsome woman. you aint right, girl
The man jaw. Worked with a chick who had one. And two very thick, dark never ever been arched eyebrows.
And a hairy upper lip.
Let’s say I could never concentrate in meetings when she was speaking…
omg i’m cracking up… lawd VSB is on a roll 2day.
“I’ve only done the property damage thing once, about 13 years ago. It was epic, I tell ya! Clothing/shoes, big screen tv’s and a car battery were involved”
Okay…I gotta hear this story.
please tell *sitting indian style on the carpet for story time*
*sitting indian style on the carpet for story time*
nestling up to my dust ruffle.
*joining the ladies with a big bowl of smartfood*
OK, Another PBG True Story:
When I was 22 or so, I was living w/this guy. I’d already had my big girl and it was all good til my daughter’s daddy was killed on the mean streets of the Nation’s Capitol. I was absolutely heartbroken since he’d been my friend since I was 12 years old. I took it very hard. Ol’ boy thought I was taking it too hard cuz I was still crying about it 3 months after he was gone. He told me to take my baby and hit the road, after he had made me completely dependent upon him. So I packed up and went home to Mother and Daddy…what else was I gonna do @ 22 w/a baby?
But before I left (while he was @ work), I took each one of his left shoes and threw it in the dumpster. I cut all his ties in half & cut a big hole in the right underarm of all his shirts and made sure they were facing the back of the closet. I cut the cord to his big screen tv and took electrical tape and pieced it back together so it would look like it still worked. And then, went and cut the wires in his van for the battery hook-up (my Daddy taught me my way around under the hood of a car).
And then I went home to Mother and Daddy’s.
Every time this bamma has seen me since then, he asks me about that shyt. I be like “Maaan, stop bringin’ up old stuff. How’s your Mama and ‘nem doin’?”
Classic!! lolololol…
Classic damn fool! I would never do any mess like this nowadays, in all my grown-ness. I’m much more serene and creative now.
Funny thing was, Mother thought it was brilliant and absolutely hilarious, but Daddy was pissed because he said my shenanigans had put him (and all my male relatives over the age of 18) in the position of having to whup this dude’s azz if he ever came around talkin’ smack about his shirts and TeeVee and he really didn’t want to be bothered with all that, cuz of his good DC gubment job and all.
just, wooooow….
ditto!
and thats the other thing….once you do something like this, that dude will NEVER forget you. lol…you will be a story that he tells for years to come. and really, who doesnt want to be notorious?? lmao
Absolutely… I’m glad you put that behind u PBG but i hafta to admit that I have been there a time or two… not saying that it’s right. But I understand.
i understand too. I can’t get so brand new that I don’t remember being 20 or 22. I also can’t put my mind around a man dictating how long you are allowed to mourn a loss. When you begin a relationship with someone who is newly in the situation, don’t you sign up for the grief. Does the shyt come with an egg timer?
And being asked to leave as a result. All the stuff that resulted wasn’t THE most best thing, but it happened. And I agree. I’d much rather hearing about somebody erring on the side of impulse at 20 than at 30.
life is about perspective..we all just don’t come out of the womb ready to be cannonized.
lastly stuff is just that stuff…and I find the closer you become attached to it, the readily it becomes detached from you.
D-A-M-N.
so, just to get this straight (correct me if i’m wrong)
1. you were living with a dude who took you and your baby in
2. said dude provided for you and your baby
3. said dude got justifiably upset when you were still visibly shook several months after your old bf was murdered…a man who happened to be the father of the kid he was helping to take care of.
4. because of fact number 3 (which probably caused him to realize that he’d never be able to replace the old bf in your heart), said dude decided to end the arrangement
5. number 4 causes this:
“But before I left (while he was @ work), I took each one of his left shoes and threw it in the dumpster. I cut all his ties in half & cut a big hole in the right underarm of all his shirts and made sure they were facing the back of the closet. I cut the cord to his big screen tv and took electrical tape and pieced it back together so it would look like it still worked. And then, went and cut the wires in his van for the battery hook-up”
again, am i missing anything?
Nope. Not one thing. And??
I was 22. At 35, (or even 25) I’d never put myself in that predicament. Now that I know better, I do better. That was the first and last time I didn’t have the upper hand when it comes to my and my kids’ well-being.
The End.
3. said dude got justifiably upset when you were still visibly shook several months after your old bf was murdered…a man who happened to be the father of the kid he was helping to take care of.
i was with you up until this point champ. i don’t know what else went on or how PBG was showing her emotions on this point but you can’t put a time stamp on that.
Yeah, he was my old BF, but dang we had a kid together. He wasn’t evil or anything, just undisciplined and refused to actually grow up (as I was forced to do) when the baby came along, so I left him alone. I didn’t want to be his GF anymore but I certainly didn’t take seeing him in a casket @24 very well either. Not at all, and I’m not ashamed to say that.
and I’m not ashamed to say that.
nor should you be. having lost people in my life to violence i’ll be d@mned if someone is gonna tell me how long to mourn someone. in fact, in my eyes, its not something you get over, its something you learn to live with.
“Yeah, he was my old BF, but dang we had a kid together. He wasn’t evil or anything, just undisciplined and refused to actually grow up (as I was forced to do) when the baby came along, so I left him alone. I didn’t want to be his GF anymore but I certainly didn’t take seeing him in a casket @24 very well either. Not at all, and I’m not ashamed to say that.”
i’m not saying that you were wrong in mourning…not at all. like southern girl said, in some situations you can’t really put a time stamp on it.
all i was trying to say is that i completely understand where “said dude” was coming from, thats all.
i wasn’t trying to minimize your mourning or that decades old situation…but, like i said before, from the facts you provided, i don’t see how dude deserved the “gimp” treatment.
@ SouthernGirl: That was one of the hardest things I’d ever had to deal w/up until that point. I had already been an extra-sensitive azz child my whole life and had never lost anybody before. I grew up in DC during the so-called Crack Wars of the 80′s & 90′s and gun violence had not desensitized me. It had me scared to death, of everything. And besides all that…he was my kid’s dad and my friend from way back. I was reeling from that incident for the longest time. My father is actually the one who suggested I go to therapy after all that foolishness because he thought I was “losing it”. I probably was. Thank God for (life-long) involved Fathers.
@ Mister Champs: In the moment and in retrospect, I believe he deserved my fire because of his insensitivity to the situation and his selfishness. He had a very subversive controlling nature, but at the time, I was way to naive to recognize that. And even if I had, @ 22yrs old, I wasn’t emotionally equipped to deal w/that. He wanted me to be over it and I wasn’t and he hated that.
That dude saw me 2 years ago and told me I wasn’t “sweet” anymore, that I had “grown bitter” over the years. I told him I was simply not that lil’ girl he remembered from 1994.
And might I add, this is the same dude that when he found I was preggers again,tried to get me to abort my son 2 years later because he had bought a house and wanted me and Tina to come back (“so we can be a family again”…whateva, n!99a). I almost did it too. But he was 20 minutes late picking me up for that trip to The Clinic and by the time he’d got there, I’d changed my mind and told him to kick rocks w/no damn socks.
That’s how I have the pair Ike n’ Tina now. And by the power of Pixie Dust, Ike will be the mayor of DC in 20 years, so be on the look out, peoples.
whaaaaaaa? *scratching my head* ok then…
I’m glad that you named em Ike and Tina cuz they eventually quit fightin. Where as itchy n scratchy they bound to take us all out. lol
“so, just to get this straight (correct me if i’m wrong)
1. you were living with a dude who took you and your baby in
2. said dude provided for you and your baby
3. said dude got justifiably upset when you were still visibly shook several months after your old bf was murdered…a man who happened to be the father of the kid he was helping to take care of.
4. because of fact number 3 (which probably caused him to realize that he’d never be able to replace the old bf in your heart), said dude decided to end the arrangement
5. number 4 causes this:
“But before I left (while he was @ work), I took each one of his left shoes and threw it in the dumpster. I cut all his ties in half & cut a big hole in the right underarm of all his shirts and made sure they were facing the back of the closet. I cut the cord to his big screen tv and took electrical tape and pieced it back together so it would look like it still worked. And then, went and cut the wires in his van for the battery hook-up”
again, am i missing anything?”
I am with you all the way on this one champ. . .and fukk all that I was in my 20′s nonsense. . . im in my 20′s now, mostly deal with women in their 20′s and that sounds absurd to me. . . I am normally pretty level headed, but I dont know what I would have did to you after that. . .especially after taking care of YOUR kid (having someone elses child in my house is taking care of him/her) . . .you were OBVIOUSLY not out on your own because you had a mother and father to go to (which some of us don’t have). . . and on top of that he didn’t whoop your ass, he just asked you to take everything you came with and leave? And the rest of you cosign this nonsense?
I tend to like crazy . . . but justifying this aberration is deplorable . . . you are a lucky woman.
no more baby’s mama’s for me . . . . thank you VSB.
I feel you, IVR. But “Mother has lived” (c) Sister Toldja.
Holla @ me in 10 years when you have too.
I HEARD that PBG…
“I feel you, IVR. But “Mother has lived” (c) Sister Toldja.
Holla @ me in 10 years when you have too.”
Will do.
In the moment and in retrospect, I believe he deserved my fire because of his insensitivity to the situation and his selfishness. He had a very subversive controlling nature, but at the time, I was way to naive to recognize that. And even if I had, @ 22yrs old, I wasn’t emotionally equipped to deal w/that. He wanted me to be over it and I wasn’t and he hated that.
I tend to like crazy . . . but justifying this aberration is deplorable . . . you are a lucky woman..
There are a couple things I don’t understand about men… so what that he was providing for her at the time. If he were a more loving, sensitive, and supportive partner maybe they could have weathered this storm and moved on together instead of him just expecting her to get over her grief when he wanted her to. I’m not saying that we should discount what he was doing, but does that entitle him to be an a$$hole? He wanted her there, right? I’m not condoning PBG’s behavior, but just because you are paying some bills doesn’t entitle you to treat someone like sh*t. eff what u heard…
“There are a couple things I don’t understand about men… so what that he was providing for her at the time. If he were a more loving, sensitive, and supportive partner maybe they could have weathered this storm and moved on together instead of him just expecting her to get over her grief when he wanted her to. I’m not saying that we should discount what he was doing, but does that entitle him to be an a$$hole? He wanted her there, right? I’m not condoning PBG’s behavior, but just because you are paying some bills doesn’t entitle you to treat someone like sh*t. eff what u heard…”
I agree with you PGH Muse, I wouldn’t have been so quick to jump the gun, personally. But the man wanted to break up, does it matter the reason? Like I’ve read in previous posts, sometimes things dont work out. I definitely think his timing was phukked up . . . but defining that as @sshole to the point that you “black out” about it is a bit extreme . . . especially when your next move is NOT a street corner . . . I have talked to women that age with children . . . I have been exceptionally nice to their child because as a child with a mother that dated (RIP), her men were nothing but nice to me. . . but sometimes when it’s time to go, it’s time to go . . . regardless of the reason . . . in that case whether it be his insecurity over the fact that she could feel so deeply over another man . . . or whether he came to the conclusion that he really will not be able to replace that man in her life (this point being a good reason to sever ties in my eyes).
I look through a lot of the things that are posted here through my eyes. I want to be able to visualize how I would react in that situation . . . especially one that could easily happen to me. This one just happened to hit a little close to home because of a current situation. . .I’m just sayin!
U are right IVR. U are. I can understand you having a different perspective based on where you are. I think that my perception may be a little jaded, at times i’m alway finding the fault with the man in a situation (which is biased and dead wrong). But it just seems like throughout this whole thread and in P.J.’s thinking in the original post with regards to the song, that the threat of a man’s violence should be enough to keep a woman within certain boundaries. Regardless of what he did to her, because he is physically stronger that should be enough to keep her from seeking retribution. Me personally, i can’t second that. I am not advocating violence in the least… I’m really not. But sometimes men reap what they sow (i think that’s how u spell it). Yeah… maybe we should suck it up and move on, but maybe ya’ll should do half the mess ya’ll (not you personally IVR) do to provoke “craziness”. ok… back off the soapbox
“U are right IVR. U are. I can understand you having a different perspective based on where you are. I think that my perception may be a little jaded, at times i’m alway finding the fault with the man in a situation (which is biased and dead wrong). But it just seems like throughout this whole thread and in P.J.’s thinking in the original post with regards to the song, that the threat of a man’s violence should be enough to keep a woman within certain boundaries. Regardless of what he did to her, because he is physically stronger that should be enough to keep her from seeking retribution. Me personally, i can’t second that. I am not advocating violence in the least… I’m really not. But sometimes men reap what they sow (i think that’s how u spell it). Yeah… maybe we should suck it up and move on, but maybe ya’ll should do half the mess ya’ll (not you personally IVR) do to provoke “craziness”. ok… back off the soapbox ”
I completely agree with you . . . If I had a (full) sister I am sure I would have been that guy showing up WITH PEOPLE/firearms in the event of a domestic situation. I just didnt see the “domestic” situation in that post. Sounds like dude just asked her to leave. I know men tend to provoke craziness . . . I may myself one day . . . but y’all do come crazy too . . . (reminds me of the time a girl drew me a picture of a liger after getting it in the first night) . . . anyway . . .Domestic situations are different . . . castrate the ninja if he is beating on you for no reason . . . (I stand by my statement that if you hit me I may hit you . . . probably not . . . but I may) . . .but until I put my hands on you or your stuff. . .dont put your grubby little fingers on mine. As usual PGH, we must agree to disagree . . . but your perspective is interesting and respectful. Thank you.
@ IVR: He didn’t “just ask me to leave”. I condensed the story for the purposes of VSB, cuz this ain’t my blog. But believe me, he was a complete a$$hole throughout that situation. He wasn’t that horrible about dude when he was alive.
Thank you Champ!!!!!
………. I’m…… speechless…..
Good lawd, remind me never to pi$$ you off
I’m all better now. Trust me. Therapy is a wonderful thing. And my natural inclination to protect my children runs deeper and stronger than my desire to hurt some dude…or anybody for that matter.
**breathes a sigh of relief**
I mean really, isn’t that what our 20′s was for? To eff and learn from our mistakes so we don’t get to be 30 or 40-something pulling the types of stunts PeeJay describes in the blog?? I’d be MUCH more ashamed to admit that I did that mess 13 months ago than 13 years ago.
Daaaang. I had to ask….lol
Yes, Miss T-lee. It’s all your fault.
Bwahahahaaaa!!! Girl, stop playing. I love telling that story because it shows how much I’ve grown up. It would be a crying shame and a sin if I were still behaving like that in 2008.
That’s true. You live, you learn, you grow.
It sounds like you learned from it, which is the most important thing.
*2 thumbs up*
you know I really forget how much I friggin’ adore this website. oh and um, B*tch, I’m covered goes in my personal VSB hall of fame book.
“you know I really forget how much I friggin’ adore this website”
we adore you to, diva, even if the ajc is hating on us
While I find this stuff funny reading – not funny in real life – I am proud to say V.E.G. has not damaged property or enacted any other kind of revenge.
*bows*
And not cuz I’m so evolved, either. It’s all really simple: I have pride. I don’t want word to hit them streets that I went crazy, acted out and ish. Not a good look.
The craziest thing I’ve ever done is ring a doorbell, while simultaneously calling, all souped up on Patron and herbal refreshments, at 2:00 a.m. But I was in the mood for romance.
Now that I think of it, I haven’t had ANY reason to act out revenge.
Lucky me.
My tolerance/crazy level has yet to be tested.
Now I am worried. lol.
thats where im at. ive never been so deeply in love that i would feel that kind of rage after being effed over. and ive also really never had anyone eff me over THAT badly. so, it just hasnt come up.
“I have pride. I don’t want word to hit them streets that I went crazy, acted out and ish. Not a good look.”
I agree with you. Word gets out fast and then noone will want to be with you. Break-ups suck and it’s easy to want revenge but it’s not worth it. I let karma handle everything for me…
I see pride. I see power. I see a bad azz mudda, who don’t take no crap, offa nobody!
*applause*
*takes second bow, blows fakes kisses to the audience.*
When my BFF and her man broke up, she rolled through everyday with “wanna get something to eat?” or “wanna watch a movie?”
She acted like nothin was up, like they were still together. Crazy behavior for sure.
But it worked. They are married now.
Funny.
thats hilarious!
*humming “and i am telling you”*
LMAO.
She wasn’t goin NO WHERE. lol.
what about country hick song, “Before He Cheats”
As a woman, I don’t know how people think they can just up and screw up your car and nothing happens. If I was a guy, I would be all over her ass for losing her pigeon feathered mind.
Like you said, break up or get over it. Or find creative ways to mess with him. Like you know, make sure the whole car turns up missing. Lol.
“If I was a guy, I would be all over her ass for losing her pigeon feathered mind. ”
This make me LOL for real!!!
me too…folk lookin at me sideways in the library! lmao
“Like you said, break up or get over it. Or find creative ways to mess with him. Like you know, make sure the whole car turns up missing. ”
Yeah, if you do it…do it to death, lol
aint no half steppin…
“Like you know, make sure the whole car turns up missing. ”
This happened to my ex…and no, I didn’t do it.lol
We were exhanging stories about crazy x’s.First, she slashed all the tires, then about a month later when he came out to go to work, the whole car was gone. When the police found it about a month later, it was on blocks and completely stripped.
Funny thing is I had actually met that chick when they were dating, and she completely didn’t seem like the type to wild out.
Ladies, Champ is right. Leave the ni99a’s car alone. Do what the late Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopez of TLC did to her boyfriend Atlanta Falcon’s Andre Lison back in 2002. She burned down his house. I’m pretty sure they got back together. Love conquers all.
Hmmm, as an after thought, maybe he cut the brake line in the car she was in and that’s why Left Eye is pushing up daisies now. Maybe revenge conquers all.
I was digging on that song two weeks ago. It’s about fantasy, the way a lot of bros fantasize being in the gangsta game. It’s a power thing. The video killed it for me, however; it could be hair commercial.
“Hmmm, as an after thought, maybe he cut the brake line in the car she was in and that’s why Left Eye is pushing up daisies now. Maybe revenge conquers all.”
Oh dayum!!!!
PJ wrote this entry……
“Hmmm, as an after thought, maybe he cut the brake line in the car she was in and that’s why Left Eye is pushing up daisies now.”
Cold-blooded…..hehe
i actually think most people think i’m a unicorn…or like The Champs capital-letter using alter-ego.
::snickers::
unicorn…ball.
i’m hype today.
seriously though, in the spirit of ligers, what would a cross between a leprechaun and a unicorn be?
I’m partial to unichaun.
Thoughts?
yeah… lepricorn sounds like… a medical issue. Like leprosy and corns all rolled together… SPEEEWWWWW….
but at least the corns would be falling off, right??
LMAO, that just sounds like the Mobile, Alabama version of it.
But I like it!
No self-respecting unicorn would mate with a leprechaun, but just to humor you, it would be a leprecorn (even those that sounds like a unicorn with leprosy, but i digress)
lol.
I think the winner is unichaun, with honorable mention to leprecorn.
No self-respecting unicorn would mate with a leprechaun..lol!
wait, you mean you’re a real person?
“maybe he cut the brake line in the car she was in and that’s why Left Eye is pushing up daisies now.”
This makes me sad.
*passes tissue to Monk with one hand while rubbing the magnificent horn of the unicorn with the other*
“…I’m covered b*tch, I’m covered”
Why did I hear “ya trick, ya” in my head. IDK, I’m weird
Anywho, I’m glad I’m not a dude….cuz I would be the most ruthless dude to ever walk this earth. I don’t understand why females do things to push guys buttons (such as slapping them around or busting their windows) and not expect retaliation.
I know as a female I would want to level anyone that fooled with my stuff. So I don’t even want to imagine how I would handle myself as a male.
All I’m saying is, “Stay in your lane homie, stay in your lane!”
“I don’t understand why females do things to push guys buttons (such as slapping them around or busting their windows) and not expect retaliation”
‘Cause they wanna end up gasping for air on the floor…obviously…lol
“I don’t understand why females do things to push guys buttons (such as slapping them around or busting their windows) and not expect retaliation”
chick logic 101
I don’t understand why females do things to push guys buttons (such as slapping them around or busting their windows) and not expect retaliation…
I know 2 women who do this to their husbands… They (my girlfriends) get mad at their men and slap and punch them. Then they cry or pick up one of the kids when their husbands get enough and go to shake the shyt out of them…
yeah, i dont think many women understand the amount of restraint it takes not to slap the dog sh*t out of somebody who punches you or hits you repeatedly. maybe some men deserve it, but you’re taking a big risk assuming he’s not going to treat you like the man you’re pretending to be.
I think they know… they’re just retarded and abusing the notion that he shouldn’t eff them up for that. My one girlfriend is the type of female who will provoke a man to violence just bcuz she feels like if he doesn’t hit her he’s a b*tch and she can run all over him… crazy, i know…
***reminding self to never invite pgh muse’s gf’s to happy hour at ava***
lol… she’s a blast really… she just has a couple ummm… control issues.
and a couple of screws loose!
I am sure your friend is great.
But encourage her to seek help.
That is what is called hoe mentality: you don’t believe pimp loves you unless he beats you.
It is also a good way to die. Cuz she just may run into a dude who will prove to her he is not a b*tch.
I don’t know Panama, I don’t know what I would do if someone went all waiting to exhale on my car, I might end up in jail. And yes I’m not a fan of jail but at that moment that side of my brain is not working. Women need to realize to hurt a man all you need to do is take away the poon or give it to someone else, but my car will leave you dead.
-JM
“Women need to realize to hurt a man all you need to do is take away the poon or give it to someone else, but my car will leave you dead.”
This is the truth . . . to see my woman screw another dude may make me sad, to see my Betsy (my vehicle) destroyed will infuriate me beyond belief . . . There will be no sadness, only an APB out on that @ss to recoup payment and then to sneak in your house and super glue your hair to your pillow . . . dont fukk wit Betsy.
“sneak in your house and super glue your hair to your pillow”
what if an artist like neyo came out with a song titled “super glue your hair to your damn pillow”, a response song describing the scenario ivr just outlined?
how popular do you think that song would be?
“and then to sneak in your house and super glue your hair to your pillow”
and you call US triflin b@stards?
word.life.
ruining the car just seems so unnecessary. somebody got to die.
what about in instances where SHE bought the car? i mean, if i bought ole dude a car and he’s ridin around with some hussy….well, is it so bad to destroy MY property? lol
“somebody got to die”
nope, didn’t miss the Biggie reference…
I DO understand the whole car destruction foolywang, but you shouldn’t do it. Basically I understand emotional investement that a lot of women put into a relationship (usually not deserved by the object of said investment) so I understand the pressure cooker of emotion that explodes. Most men love their cars so the woman is trying to get at something she knows he loves. But, I like having a good job that I can sit on VSB all day and bullsh*t, so I will be catching no charge (nor beatdown) behind some wacktacular ninja who can’t realize the greatness that is Nat Al 2.0…..
Wacktacular Ninja
Luv it mayne
I thaught I was doing it w/ wacktastic but this one had me lol
I have to say that as a classic car aficionado I DO NOT CONDONE THE DESTRUCTION OF CARS. PERIOD.
If someone even breathes wrong on my 77 Camaro, they betta RUN….
*holds breath around BB’s car*
Go head mopar lady
my dad and I just put in a new NO canister this weekend… for what purpose… none. I just wanted to know that it was no longer street legal.
I am a Badass….
OMG you give me the crazy eyes when I read those words ‘no longer street legal’
I think I’m gonna pass out
*hands you a paper bag*
BREATHE
thats hilarious, BB! i understand the joy of knowing its no longer street legal…its like being all dressed in your business suit, but you know you got your sexy lingerie (read: dominatrix outfit) on underneath….
I feel you on not breaking out car windows, but what about house windows?? Not saying that I did this, but just wondering if that could be considered an alternative?
My sister did this because her dude drove off on her. And she clearly stated, “If you drive off on me, I will bust the windows out (of the house)!” He drove off, and came home to a chilly house!
Naw, I have been on the receiving end of such and if you could see the charges I was able to press for that one….
Jesus wept..did anybody get the memo that really the best thing you can do for anybody you feel has wronged you is to just….leave they @zz alone.
thats the ulitmate revenge.
Yeah yeah, we all know that’s the “best thing” to do. But sometimes that takes too long, and you need instant gratification. Even if it’s temporary.
um. no. it should not be considered an alternative. just stop it.
i’ve thought about it a few times-busting the windows real Jazminey-Carrie Underwood like buts only been a pipe dream. Karma is sobering though. And I cannot endorse a property damaging message….
however
My ex housed his second car in my garage while we were clearly over-and while he repeatedly refused to remove it and also while comments like “you don’t leave me I leave you” were abound. And while I wasn’t destructive to his “prized” possession. I didn’t really care where I sat the trash can. I made some free throws from the hood…to see how far from the can I could actually be before it made it.
I rested alot of books on the top of the car. I tried on some shoes once sittong on the trunk. And when I was shilacin an old table…i also used his car to rest an assortment of my paint brushes.
moral to the story..when its over its over. And when Im done Im done. Your car on my property will never make me miss you more. It just makes me tired of lookin at your shyt.
“It just makes me tired of lookin at your shyt.”
You know that’s right… I probably would’ve called a tow truck… Catch me on the wrong day, I can be kinda mean spirited.
I would have called the tow truck. lol
I would have even paid for it, get your ish off my property!
He lived 25 miles away. I was NOT gonna pay over my 3 mile road side assistance allotment. And I think the car needed a flatbed too, which also costs. but in hindsight..i should have towed the shyt out.
Who said you had to tow it to his house? Shyt you could have had it towed to the junkyard. Or just moved it to the street with a For Sale sign propped in the window.
Or towed those 3 miles and dropped…lmao!!! Then you could have called him and let him know where it was. Off your property, and now his problem.
Hells yes.. Ladies that’s what I was thinkin. I ain’t doing that jerk no favors.. straight to the junk yard it go-est!
great (evil) minds! i was so just thinking, well…tow it 3 miles west and drop him an email with the coordinates. peace out!
V and Miss T…
sometimes you just gotta ask yourself WWJD (What Would Jesus Do)…And I got a message from the Lord a la “W”..that while he was hemmin and hawin about picking it up…his car made the most perfect paint brush, book, and small furniture stand.
I gotcha girl.
LMAO! I hope you left paint spots. J/K
i do too…im not kidding, though. lol
“And I cannot endorse a property damaging message….”
very funny…. but why do people think they can safely keep their belongings around a scorned lover, that is a lot of temptation to put in front of someone, be smart, everyone is not as levelheaded as myself ….
“but why do people think they can safely keep their belongings around a scorned lover”
i wouldn’t just say scorned but any lover who just wants to move on. Women do this alot too. Leavin shyt behind so that they have an excuse to pop by.
I want all remenants GONE. I honestly don’t feel like you can move on with other people’s residue hangin around. purge purge purge.
i am with you CBG. take your sh!t with you. i just found some old text books my ex left behind in the closet and it pissed me off cause i don’t like to throw books away so now it’s my job to either keep them or take them to the goodwill or something.
half.com…sell them thangs, girl. and go out and buy yourself a new freakum dress!
*noting website* thanks girl!
I like your style, lady.
Co-sign on the purging. I think it’s the only way to move on.
“You just want other people to think that you don’t so you can look strong. ”
This is funny but so true. I’ve never been a woman who’d bust windows out b/c Karma is a mu’ and what is keeping him from coming and busting mine out in return?
Although I have tried to fight a man.. mind you, he was a little guy so I wasn’t intimidated. I found out he’d cheated and drove over to his house in a sea of red and tried to bust his arse but he wouldn’t come out the house (Scerdt!)
Just this weekend, my girl called me… she broke up with her man a while ago and popped up over his house this weekend. He had a chick over there. Not only did she break into his home (busting a window) but she pimped slapped him, leaving a red mark. These fools are now back together…..
“mind you, he was a little guy”
a midget??
LOL… no, but I’m only 5’6… he was like my height or shorter and a tubby guy (not muscular by any means)…. not at all intimidating.
“he was like my height or shorter and a tubby guy ”
did he have a donkey? I don’t know why Im feelin like his @zz was huge. why am i feelin this Sunshine.
Cause I like men’s butts. LOL. Not big ole women bootys but nice ones…
LOL. Yes he had one. Comeback, you and that damned third eye!!!!!
“Yes he had one. Comeback, you and that damned third eye!!!!!
”
my work here is done.
“a midget??”
lmao…you chanelled Champ for that one lol.
Ok, I love this song! The beat is hot and the lyrics are dope.
I heard in a movie once that, “A man’s car is an extension of his penis.” I don’t remember what movie, but that is a good way to look at it. In the “D,” men have these big, flashy cars, with rims they really couldn’t afford. They want us to look at the car and ultimately, holla at them! Here, that’s what gets a man noticed. I’m not saying Jazmine is from the D, but she might have dated a brotha or two from here. Here, the way to a man’s heart is his whip! So, to bust the windows out of his car would be to break his heart. I think that is where her thought process with this song.
Disclaimer: I have not had the opportunity to bust out any windows. The last 3 brokies I dated didn’t have a car! Yes, I know, that was my fault for lowering my standards! LOL! You live and you learn!
And I will leave you good people with the strongest lyric in the joint:
“You see, you just can’t play with people’s feelings. Tell them you love them, and don’t mean it….”-yes, it has happened to me!
Disclaimer: I have not had the opportunity to bust out any windows. The last 3 brokies I dated didn’t have a car! Yes, I know, that was my fault for lowering my standards! LOL! You live and you learn!
you didnt rip up any bus passes, did you?
LMAO! *singin* i put your metrocard in the shredder *singin*
doesnt quite have the same ring to it.
Dang! Nope! I didn’t even think of that!
This post reminds me of a recent convo I had. We were talking about how the world has gone soft because you can’t whoop someone’s arse these days without legal consequences or retaliation w/ a firearm.
In the words of a brilliant woman whom I have called Mother for 20+ years, “an azz whooping is a life changing experience…and ain’t NOBODY above an azz whooping”
I have been on the giving and receiving end of this experience and there’s always a lesson to be learned.
Unfortunately in this day and age you “can’t even steal on a nucca, muhphuckas’ll sue” people don’t have to pay for the consequences of their actions anymore and forget that fear is very powerful motivator.
This is why the little white guy in the Buick feels he can flip me off as he takes a right turn off into the distance in 6am traffic because even if I followed my urge to follow him, extract him from his vehicle Grand Theft Auto-style, and whoop the dogsh*t outta him, that would probably be my last day driving to work….thankfully, I love poon too much to get locked up.
I personally think it should be ok to strike someone for uttering something supremely inane to you even if you just did a remix with them.
Word to Yung Berg.
In the words of a brilliant woman whom I have called Mother for 20+ years, “an azz whooping is a life changing experience…and ain’t NOBODY above an azz whooping”
Mom is a smart lady.
““can’t even steal on a nucca, muhphuckas’ll sue””
E-hugs for the Jay reference.
Word! you haven’t arrived until you’ve gotten straight stole on. I don’t care for much southern rap, but Mike Jones gets cool points for takin’ one to the snot box. Ha!
This post reminds me of a recent convo I had. We were talking about how the world has gone soft because you can’t whoop someone’s arse these days without legal consequences or retaliation w/ a firearm
yeah, i read an article in esquire (i think) about that, about how more and more people are becoming a**holes because of the lack of a real threat to get their asses kicked.
so you’re saying a chick SHOULD be able to f*ck up your sh*t if she feels wronged? and you just live with it?
“so you’re saying a chick SHOULD be able to f*ck up your sh*t if she feels wronged? and you just live with it?”
Heavens NO! I’m just saying if a chick KNEW for a fact that she would be on the receiving end of a throat punching extravaganza from E. Honda’s sister then she might think twice about getting her J. Sully/Blu Cantrelle on…
The phrase “E. Honda’s sister” has made my day.
I used to tear that game up.
Memories!!
Heavens NO! I’m just saying if a chick KNEW for a fact that she would be on the receiving end of a throat punching extravaganza from E. Honda’s sister then she might think twice about getting her J. Sully/Blu Cantrelle on…
Please chicks in the hood know hood ninjas will F1ck them up for messing with that 96 fleetwood or have they sisters jump they a$$ in route to the store and it aint never stopped a dayum thang. They are high of emotion and completely irrational. let me also say aint nobody going to jail because unless she did something stupid like scratch her name in the car the police will take a report and thats it. They will not investigate and wont do more than call her and ask if she did it and if it happened at your house they will take it over the phone because (i know here in the M-town) they dont come to the scene if vehicular damage happened on private property.
I don’t think you’re understanding what he’s saying. That chicks feel comfortable because they believe that if the dude so much as flexes on them, they will call the cops and lock him up. Mr. West is merely saying if the real threat of you getting your jaw broke was in your mind, you would think twice before you put a brick through a window. Not all chicks, but most.
I have to agree with Shay-d-lady on this one… I think in the back of their minds most women who will fight a dude realize the possibility of getting effed the eff up… they just don’t care at the moment. Which is why it’s completely irrational and stupid. But u do it (whatever it is u do) cuz ur seeing red mad.
i, overit, hereby make a motion to include leprechauns in our revolving door usage of the words ‘midget, black squirrel, and unicorn”.
this motion was in part motivated by the leprechaun sighting (lord help us) by our brethren in Mobile, Alabama. Please click on the youtube video below to see. So, so serious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUa5jG_HSsc
damn Verne Troyer moved to Alabama and is living in a tree, leave poor Verne alone
This is the funniest video in the world to me!! I was saying “Gimme tha gold” for months after I saw it.
lmao, so was i.
(By the way, I don’t really think any women will get effed the eff up behind doing this, I just think songs like this are retarded beyond belief. Thank you.)
Oh yeah? You must know my brothers…lmao
Hell no, not my style, I ain’t messing up nobody’s ride. I’m too pretty to go to jail. If I go to jail, it’s gonna be worth it, and fcukin’ up some dudes car will not be worth for me. Now, I’ll talk alot of ish, and I might throw something at you, but I’m not leaving any marks or evidence in case he wants to try to call the po-po.
Don’t forget Monica’s “So Gone” had a lot of chicks whylin’ for a second too.
This should read– you must not know my brothers.
“This should read– you must not know my brothers.”
do they throat punch too?
They’re on a whole nother level, if you wanna call it throat punching…sure.
cckpuncher lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcZSItexho8
I don’t know if this is work safe but if you can uncensor the first word I typed then it’s all good.
I’m scared to click on this ish…I’mma need you to clarify…lol
There is a kung fu that steven segal takes up it is the art of the c0ckpunch
btw I typed a zero not the o in that c word
Nah…nothing like that…lol
Property damage is not my style. Nor will I go all Velma Kelly on that ass. Like the fabulous miss t-lee said, I am too fly to do a bid, much less over some MAN. What kinda bovine excriment is that?
I am gonna go with the reputation damage/ mental anguish camp. Most people who know me know my ass is functionally sociopathic. I have become adept at keeping my evil tendencies under control. But it is best not to tempt the demon. I have been called a succubus before. And, in retrospect, it was justified.
But it is best not to tempt the demon. I have been called a succubus before. And, in retrospect, it was justified.
vsb.com: where voodoo happens
note: I have seen women get effed the eff up from doing this. Its sad but it has happened
“note: I have seen women get effed the eff up from doing this. Its sad but it has happened”
Werd, I’ve seen dudes throw bottles at chicks for not saying hi . . . This would seem grounds for redrum.
One of the main reasons I couldn’t Personally Improve My Presence. Seing a onesided man on woman fight is brutal. The other reason is I can’t stand women crying it’s gut wrenching (tears R blackmail). I be like Tom Hanks on em in a league of their own ‘there’s no crying in (insert what ever we are doing).’ Plus I have a conscience that sees the error therein.
“One of the main reasons I couldn’t Personally Improve My Presence. Seing a onesided man on woman fight is brutal. The other reason is I can’t stand women crying it’s gut wrenching (tears R blackmail). I be like Tom Hanks on em in a league of their own ‘there’s no crying in (insert what ever we are doing).’ Plus I have a conscience that sees the error therein.”
I feel you on all that. The majority of the time, being a gentleman is warranted. However, there is a well known saying around my house . . . any woman that is man enough to give liks is man enough to take it back . . . this is FROM a woman.
I’m all good wit getting cussed out . . . I am probably not paying attention anyway . . . but don’t put your hands on me.
I know that’s right cuz muh dad tole me he tole mah Mama you if you gone use that knife use it but know good n well I’m gone do my best to put you in a hospital bed next to me. I go by the the second lik is no accident.
“I know that’s right cuz muh dad tole me he tole mah Mama you if you gone use that knife use it but know good n well I’m gone do my best to put you in a hospital bed next to me. I go by the the second lik is no accident.”
LoL *taking notes* . . . It is crazy that women are walking around putting hands on men that normally are bigger and stronger than them . . . craziness.
that’s my philosophy like a krs-one song.
you think very deeply.
*scratch*
I hear you Deviant. It is like when women hit a dude (hit me ninja! hit me, oh you a lil bi**h huh? go ‘head…CLOCK!)
*cue Scar in Lion King’s “Be Prepared”.
I’ve seen that too many times. You get what u ask for I guess
lol@ scar and be prepared. i like that part.
There worse things than having your car windows busted out by some crazy broad. Your SO could go all Lorraine Bobbit on that @ss
“There worse things than having your car windows busted out by some crazy broad. Your SO could go all Lorraine Bobbit on that @ss”
Yeah, but I think in most states you can kill that broad legally . . . for the mere attempt (im a light sleeper) and win on self defense. This issue is gonna get very gender divisive very soon. . . LoL
Only once in my life have I ever been tempted to roll up to a ninja’s job and slash his tires to shreds.
Honestly, I didn’t destroy his property because I knew I was stupid for having allowed him to damage mine. My body and mind and soul are my property and I should have protected them. I knew he wasn’t worth a damn, I knew that our relationship had gotten to the point where he didn’t respect me in the least, but I stayed and allowed him to take me to rock bottom. If I’d left his sorry ass at the first sign of sorryassedness….destroying property would have never been a thought anyway.
Besides, I don’t do police or being locked up (unless its a Mr. Officer situation, and that’s clearly a convo for another day).
Men are like buses, ladies. Buses. All that time you spent busting up a car, you could have been in the passenger side of another one. Fix your hair in the mirror, let’s roll.
“Besides, I don’t do police or being locked up (unless its a Mr. Officer situation, and that’s clearly a convo for another day).”
This is why you’re my e-twinny…lol
*daps*
“Honestly, I didn’t destroy his property because I knew I was stupid for having allowed him to damage mine. My body and mind and soul are my property and I should have protected them.”
Co-sign 8th. I can understand the feeling, wanting revenge is natural, but recognizing your role in the situation is important. If you feel that he treated you how you allowed him to, then recognize that and do better going forward. If he is just that type of dude, then pull that lever that lets the driver know you want to get off. Men are like buses indeed.
Mr. Officer….leaving that one alone in my current state.
a powerful master in the game, you are.
“Men are like buses, ladies. Buses. All that time you spent busting up a car, you could have been in the passenger side of another one. Fix your hair in the mirror, let’s roll.”
hallelujer
“All that time you spent busting up a car, you could have been in the passenger side of another one”
this was a hug-worthy comment. come here and sh*t
I can never resist the come here. Its like kryptonite.
“Fix your hair in the mirror, let’s roll.”
I love “Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls…Girls I do adore…”
Yeah they are like buses, because even in the nice part of town they pick up a scalawag from time to time….
Breaking out windows to a mans car is like burning a woman’s handbags or giving her entire shoe collection to Salvation Army. Men know not to cross that line and we don’t. Women do that and its just more sh*t to tell the new chick about why we are no longer with you. We also know that once you do that type of dastardly sh*t, that we can have you back in a moments notice. It’s amazing to me that when women hear such a song, they think to themselves, “I could never!” or “that could NEVER be me”. We absolutely LOVE women, BUT, we also know damn well that ALL women are crazy and ALL have the capacity to “do such a thing”. Just like shoes and handbags, closure is a muthaf*cka, and women have to have it. …and will bust your windows out, cut ya’ clothes up, tell ya mama about your sexcapades, and f*ck your cousin to get it.
“giving her entire shoe collection to Salvation Army”
I couldn’t even finish reading your post, but HELL TO THE NAW! you would be asking for some War of the Roses type vengeance
Good Morning All! LOL
“just like shoes and handbags, closure is a muthaf*cka, and women have to have it. …and will bust your windows out, cut ya’ clothes up, tell ya mama about your sexcapades, and f*ck your cousin to get it.”
I aint never Flocked nobody’s cousin!
“burning a woman’s handbags or giving her entire shoe collection to Salvation Army”
WHAT? Negro would die. DIE I tell you. And then I’d have to go start ish at the Salvation Army to get my shoes back.
The thought of this happening is sooo troubling.
It’s amazing to me that when women hear such a song, they think to themselves, “I could never!” or “that could NEVER be me”. We absolutely LOVE women, BUT, we also know damn well that ALL women are crazy and ALL have the capacity to “do such a thing”
LOL!!! This post is crazy! I am agreeing with all the ladies here about being too pretty to do certain things… And about the nature of revenge. But I have to admit that I have been there. I’m only human… I didn’t do it, but i was close and plottin’. It’s an emotion that I never even knew I had in myself until it errupted. All it was was intense anger. But you have to really love a person in order to be that mad, or jealous over something they did. I definitely don’t advocate breaking up people’s stuff. But I can understand the feeling. And I love that song (and Carrie’s version) because it’s talking about the emotion a woman feels after she’s been “done wrong” and sometimes just walking away doesn’t always do it, especially when u really love someone. Sometimes you want the other person to feel the pain they’ve caused you.
I read in some mag article a few years ago that the people we associate with are a reflection of where we are at the time. So, if you’re with a man who disrespects you to the point that you feel the need to destroy his stuff, take a look at how you’re living and why you allowed this man to get that close to you in the first place. And……
If your ex-girl has vandalized your worldy possessions, seek mental help. She’s crazy, and you were (are) too for being with her.
P.S. – Destroying someone else’s stuff is bad karma. An old friend of mine, who was known to break windows, key cars, throw cells out of the window of a moving vehicle, you-name-it-she’s-done-it is also the one who has NO LUCK – and I mean none. This heffa got pulled over three feet from her apartment, got 7 tickets and had her license revoked on the spot. That ish really does follow you.
P.P.S. – I still appreciate the crazies, though. Some men need to be aware that their actions have consequences. Play those games if you want to – you’ll run into the “right one” eventually.
it takes two to tango.
Always.
i think people are forgetting that. people don’t just SURPRISE become crazy. Its all the stupid little dumb shyt you thought was cute in the pixie dust phase…you know where eye’s are wide shut.
Exactly…it’s the little things you keep hidden from he/she. Then, when under the right circumstances, the ugly heads will be reared.
Him/Her was crazy from the jump, it was just overlooked…lol
“Exactly…it’s the little things you keep hidden from he/she. Then, when under the right circumstances, the ugly heads will be reared.”
Great great grandma circa 1922: “what doesn’t come out in the wash comes out in the rinse”.
pixie dust relationship theory 101. Most people don’t know their mates..hel! they don’t even know who they are, which is i guess how “surprises” happen.
“Great great grandma circa 1922: “what doesn’t come out in the wash comes out in the rinse”.”
My grandma says the same thing…love it!!!
all the stuff you thought was cute Metamorphosis es FOR REAL!!!!
my girl is very crazy and her SO is still wuith her despite her pulling a variety of crazy stunts.
1. She slaps him around not seen it though but have other friends who have seen it happen.
2. She found out he’d cheated and his new SO had left some of her clothes at his house. She soaked them all plus shoes in detergent and bleach and then handed them to her very calmly in a bag.
3. It was boys night out and they were at his crib. He refused to let her in so she removed the window panes which had just been fixed, broke the bedroom window and threw the laptop he had bought her (we’re in college right now) So one of his boys called the cops on her and she was arrested but he bailed her out and they are still together. What do you think will happen once they break up?
He’s looking for some damaged property. And chances are she might get away with it, this is Kenya and not the US so loopholes abound.
ehhh… I agree with this to a point. But people all do different things during the courses of their lives… Does that make us all “Crazy”. I mean there are couples that are together for 20, 30 years… you can’t tell me that during the course of that time he never did anything that made her want to bust up his car, or she never made him want to slap the shyt out of her. People have emotions and feelings and I wouldn’t label these people crazy… I feel like I’m a completely rational and composed woman…. never thought I would go there until a situation arose where I wanted to go there.
“I read in some mag article a few years ago that the people we associate with are a reflection of where we are at the time. So, if you’re with a man who disrespects you to the point that you feel the need to destroy his stuff, take a look at how you’re living and why you allowed this man to get that close to you in the first place. ”
***i just had an out of body experience***
handing over my damp linen to Lil T.
Welcome to the sista circle.
**passes lemon square and coffee w/ baileys**
T how the hell you invitin me to my own club…did somebodys @zz vote me out the traveling pants.
Nawww – this is just the “before 12 cocktails” room. Traveling pants is down the hall.
T you sure this is a sista circle..i see men..and I smell estrogen.
Don’t hate on Dyekeesha – she’s just a little big, that’s all. And her voice is a little deep. And her chin is a little fuzzy.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
See. I like karma. Karma rules. Here is my example of karma in action:
I’m in love. DJ Boocupz got me headsprung, regular sprung, nose wide open alla that. Then DJ Boocupz becomes DJ Jesus Freak and tells me I am a demon and breaks up with me virtually destroying myself for a small amount of time.
Now, the same god that told him I was a demon told him to buy an Escalade. Pearl White on 24′s. He had said Escalade 24 hours when someone broke a window out of it to get inside it and stole 3 of the 4 rims and tires. Did all kindsa damage to the vehicle, too.
It was in the shop being repaired for like a month because when dude took the tires off he messed up something in the delicate computer mechanism of the breaking while steering department.
Ahh the sweet smell of karma in the morning!
fyi, it wasn’t me that messed the car up. that car never did anything to me.
karma schmarma
btw, doesn’t “karma schmarma” sound like the name of a bollywood p*rn star?
nevermind. dont answer that question
it wasn’t karma?
i smiled inside when he called me at 530am to tell me about his beloved Godspelade. Yes, Godspelade.
karma , golden rule, blah blah blah, when people are mad karma is a little too sluggish, so basically I have patience, good judgement, and a standard of not wanting to do jail time, it ain’t because I was thinking about karma, I don’t even know that bytch….
Aight what about an in the moment styled situation
Like when Sanaa got slapped in the family that preys I know I know referncing ole boys movie. I read about in a weekly circular that made me want to see it.
He had every right to slap that broad across the counter.
He shoulda hopped over that joint and kept the beating a’coming.
Sorry, but if I jump the counter, I’m going for some wings and thighs biscuits gravey and hot sauce. I can’t help it I have a different focus.
And I kinda felt sorry for ole boy cuz he wasn’t smart enough to see it from the beginning of the movie like the rest of us.
I agree 8th wonder.
Did Cheryl just call that bamma “DJ Boocupz”???
FUNNY!!!!
It was a nickname given to him to by a friend of mine. dude went from DJ Boocupz to DJ Holy Ghost to DJ Jesus Freak.
“how exactly do you defined scorned?”
i asked this question upthread a few minutes ago because, for many people (read: women) “scorned” is a laughably relative term, as is the level of appropriate retaliation.
for instance, i won’t go into too many details, but those close to me know that a recent ex did some unjustifiably foul sh*t to me…but in her mind, she was perfectly justified.
i guess i’m bringing this up to tell the women who have partaken in such behavior, you being “hurt” doesn’t “justify” sh*t, and i’m also finding it hard to believe that every woman on this site who has done some retaliatory sh*t had a perfectly justifiable reason to do it.
moral of the comment: ya’ll all need some more people.
Champ-When you asked that, I knew there was a reason behind it. Did your ex do that just cause it was over?
“Champ-When you asked that, I knew there was a reason behind it. Did your ex do that just cause it was over?”
basically.
That is so ugly.
why do i feel like i just been put on some type of time out…im sitting in a big @zz corner with a pile of soggy azz dust ruffles.
i actually think LiL T has a BIG point. I think you attract situations and people in which your life reflect. When you do better you attract better. I take full responsibility for my shyt. I stayed entirely too long and for the wrong reasons and for the wrong people.
My ex, was my just desserts.
people need to stop playin the relationship victim-martyr and own their bullshyt too.
“people need to stop playin the relationship victim-martyr and own their bullshyt too.”
holla.
Champ
I agree that some women are down right insane, I can not begin to tell you some of the things I have witnessed however I do believe that there is a difference between being hurt and being scorned.
It’s one thing to have your man cheat on you, but it is something completely different to have said man cheat on you and get the other chic pregnant while your pregnant and never tell you about it and you find out 5 years later when you and the other chic enroll your children at the same school and can’t help but notice that your children look like twins and have the same last name.
While I can agree that some women ala Jazmine Sullivan take things too far, there are others that are quite justified in pouring battery acid on her ex’s new whip. There are some men out there that do dirt and deserve the vengeance.
“While I can agree that some women ala Jazmine Sullivan take things too far, there are others that are quite justified in pouring battery acid on her ex’s new whip”
thats the thing…theres no justification in committing a property crime. none.
as much as you may want to or THINK its ok…its not
I’m glad you said so. I.H. you should see if you can get a copy of Jerimiah Wright’s sermon where he refernces America’s Chickens coming home to roost. Just cuz misery loves company doesn’t mean it gets it, two wrongs don’t make a right.
I don’t believe in this type of vengeance. I am a believer of you reap what you sow and that the energy you put out in the world will be the energy that you attract. That is not to say that I don’t understand what would drive women to retaliate in such a way.
And for the record, I have never done any of the things that I have posted on here today. These are all things that I have been witness to. I just don’t believe in putting this type of negative energy out there, cause it will come back and find me.
Me I don’t worry about what bad I spew. Because I direct it @ the bad principles for which I hold contempt. I know that everyone has the potential to do good and evil. I mean devincci(actually I just heard one time that some famous artist did this not really sure it was devincci) painted the last supper portrait w/ one model possing as everyone @ the dinner.
thats the thing…theres no justification in committing a property crime. none.
as much as you may want to or THINK its ok…its not
Yeah yeah yeah…..or so you say.
where’s 8th Wonder, Champ needs a BIG HUG!
Go ahead and handle this one for me, IH, I know you want to.
I can’t he has a restraining order on me. I can’t even write more than 10 posts per day…oops I think I am over my quota
This news is unfortunate.
for instance, i won’t go into too many details, but those close to me know that a recent ex did some unjustifiably foul sh*t to me…but in her mind, she was perfectly justified.
Please share…. .you know VSB is like therapy. Besides you can’t tease us like that.
i dunno i think we might wanna just let this slide..this wound is feeling kind of fresh and untreated.
Yeah somebody get xhibit to pimp The Champ’s ride. He is a pillar of the E-Community
I hate you so much right now… wanna know why… OK sure I’ll tell ya… because your right… so so right… but I still love this song and will be singing it at the top of my lungs every time that ish comes on… hate that stupid beyonce song though
Kelis…she knew she made a great song…
always good to be referenced with kelis. thanks.
I have never busted out a window, tire, nothing. In general, I don’t like my stuff torn up. I won’t tear up yours, just leave me alone.
I have broken a man’s cd in his face after he pushed me in front of his friends. I am against music destroyance (I made that up) but he pushed me. If someone puts their hands on me, I stop thinking clearly. I knew breaking a Jay-Z cd would piss him off. I prayed for the music gods to forgive me and they did, after like tons of my cds got stolen by my next roommate’s boyfriend. I was also like 21…sue me.
I had a man that I knew try to key my car before. Seriously…it was ridiculous. Grown azz man looking pitiful trying to key my car, or maybe break in. I saw him out the window and ran outside with a bat. He ran away never to be heard from again. Coward (That was a nice way of saying what I really want to call him which would have me tied up in moderation by VSB for a week or so.)
In hindsight, maybe I should have called the police instead of running out with the bat. I had no plan of how to execute that azz whooping. Something just told me to run out with the bat and stop him from destroying my vehicle.
In hindsight, maybe I should have called the police instead of running out with the bat
i’m just mad you had random bats handy. did you play softball in college or something?
I had a bat by my door. As a single woman, it just seemed like the right thing to do. It was also a metal bat. I played in college.
I still keep my bat out in plain view. You never know when you’ll need to use it.
“I had a bat by my door. As a single woman, it just seemed like the right thing to do. It was also a metal bat. I played in college.”
Sh!t, as a human living in this crazy world its the right thing to do. Especially with everyone trying to limit the right to keep your own “party starter”. I keep mine in arm’s reach.
Funny story I saw two chicks fighting one night after the club let out. This one girl was getting her ssa handed to her when she crawled back to her open car door reached in the floor of the back seat and pulled out a cattle prod. Yo that other petite chick got blown like 15 feet away. smh
A cattle prod?? Where these chicks farmers? Who just carries around a cattle prod?
Somebody in south florida who know they cain’t fight and be ccking off @ the mouth
Right, thats a whole different kind of gangsta
For real. I’m thinking of that scene in Casino right now…lol
I stay with a weapon nearby…..knives under pillows, hammers underneath mattresses with the handle sticking out. In every room (bathroom included), I have sometype of weapon tucked that can easily be accessed. I do NOT play.
machete on bed post~ don’t eff with me!
This posting is hitting home so much,because I just got out of a relationship with a guy from work and despite being over him,I just want to hurt him the way he hurt me…and it’s got nothing to do with wanting him back…it’s just how stupid he made me feel and have him feel stupid too. One of my friends told me gus never actually realise how badly they hurt you,so you might as well move on,but it angers me to see him at work all happy and smiling,busy flirting with all the girls.
I’m not a violent kind,and in my mind,no guy is ever worth going to such extremes,coz in my mind I feel that they think they ‘got to you’ and you musta really liked them. I on the other hand go about looking flyer than before we were together and living life,and I think that’s the best revenge,when a man can see that you can still live you life,with or without them…none of the try making him jealous/slash tyres/bag him to everyone who knows him…too much energy for some one who clearly wasn’t worth it…
and on the subject of manslaughter,apparently in France it’s legal to kill your partner if you catch them committing infidelity…
“and on the subject of manslaughter,apparently in France it’s legal to kill your partner if you catch them committing infidelity…”
Dayum! Really? I would have thought only the Muslim countries got down like that.
Yep…I know a lot of girlfriends who want to move to France!
LMAO as the token Muslim in here, contrary to what Glen Beck told you, murder is not ok!
“and on the subject of manslaughter,apparently in France it’s legal to kill your partner if you catch them committing infidelity…”
I remember hearing this was legal in TEXAS . . .
So I was just perusing craiglist and what did I happen upon? This right chere.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/848306070.html
I thought it was appropriate for today’s discusssion…lol
Hahaha….I just saw that and it’s too funny miss tee!! Lol…I will hand it to every ‘potential’ SO in the future…kinda like a don’t mess with me or else…lmao
Hmm,
I’ve put a lot of work in my car and now only feel like working on it during summer months. I’ve already had to deal with insurance stuff after a major accident and it was 2 months before I even got a check. If someone decided to attack my car during a time period when I would be very inconvenienced by working on it, I’d be tempted to defenestrate a bitch. From at least the third floor.
i love the word defenestrate…. if you bust my windows then you have to be thrown out of one, seems like a good trade off.
each and every last one of u here today is a mawnky azz fool. LMAO!
considering the topic, i’ll say to all of u who go for bad don’t fu*k around and act a fool and get shown a fool to the hundreth degree. …raise ur fool by a 1,000.
women tend to (when going for bad) employ that “shock and awe” strategy. that’s just a quick knutt. women are not usually perpared for a protracted war. chess not checkers. i mean if they gotta fight past the 2nd and 3rd rounds… i usually play the end game. have nuclear capabilities and will use them. it wont just be physical neither.
hear me now believe me later.
*Presents General’s stars*
*Salute*
general khan accepts his stars from the signifying monkey.
i still dont negotiate with terrorists and i aint scurred of u mufukaz.
salute!
The world is a safer place now can you help me get this lion off my mothuh cuffin feet, way down in the jungle deep. lol
…the lion stepped on the signified monkeys feet.
heh, heh, heh (inhales) whooooo!
are you currently taking a multi-vitamin? If so, which one?
comedians workshop. farm system for i-clowns.
where do you live GK?
talk black to me…LMAO.
overit i’m from a lil planet called earth and although im in ur world i am not of ur world.
get black at me.
ok, so where do you live?
get black to me…forreal this time lol.
overit why do u want to know were i am? do u want me to be somewhere in particular to receive favor? what’s really good? …mapping my position.
a.k.a hustle simmons
sorry, don’t do favors. but, head to your local Chuck E Cheese’s for some really cool ones!…ducking under the radar…
JK Genius, you know I love it when you talk to black to VSB.
What do you fellas think of Trey Song’s cover? Did he do justice to your outrage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0t1uW28V8&feature=related
I love Trey…He has an amazing voice. He can do no wrong.
Yeah I love his voice too, but is it me, or does he almost upstage Neyo in the face making department? Whiskey tango fox trot is really good with their facial expressions?! They go in the Mariah department, I’m fine just lissening to their Musiq.
People always messin’ up some property when they catch a lover cheating or whatever…What ever happened to just dating and then eventually sleeping with their best friend or brother or sister or etc? Or even just telling all of your mutual friends and associates that he has a little d*ck and never made you cum…that works too and you can’t get arressted for it, as far as I know. lol
I totally agree…busting people’s property is soo 90′s…
Okay I didnt read the comments above so this is probably a repeat, so here I go….Okay so the car really didnt do anything to the woman. Yeah it was the vehicle that said man drove to go reportedly humping around in but in essence, the car had no control over where it went, so why hurt it? I know some woman try to hurt the man through hurting his stuff but in essence he probably loved said stuff or car waaaaaaaay more than you. So that brotha that IS afraid of jail time will essentially become unafraid of jail time when he finds you fed the next door neighbor’s crazy pit bill his autographed Dr. J basketball because your friend saw him leave a restaurant with a woman and he kissed her on the chick. And your friend said they were real cozy. Then come to find out the friend was his sister, so now you are without a boyfriend but you still have a friend. Wait did I address the issue? LOL!
vsb.com: where incoherentness happens
Can somebody tell this woman to put some pants on. lol
did you take your medicine today?
Hades naw that lithium makes me sluggish
fool you are a fool!
*No matter how much most men put them through, they still want the man they put so much time into so they don’t have to start over.*
um. no. sometimes we just want to bus’up his windows so he feels some emotional pain and then let him go.
i personally have an ex whose car i would f*ck up in a minute if i could do it without serving jail time or winding up on judge mathis.
do i want him back? heeeeeeeell naw. but i would like the universe to punch him in his throat or give him a bad, extra-burny case of the clap or something.
give him a bad, extra-burny case of the clap or something.
well the clap *is* curable.
I must be doing something wrong, most I ever get is phone/email/AIM/MSN stalking.
On the serious tip, i’ve seen some of those “get back” schemes go horribly awry.
You gonna piss off a cat who’s evolutionary design is optimized to focusing himself on the hunt?
Pillsbury Doughboy will turn into Rambo.
Please believe it.
I love “evolutionary design”.
I must be doing something wrong, most I ever get is phone/email/AIM/MSN stalking.
i used to think that, lol. i was the most relationship-drama free ninja in the world before this spring.
i’ve seen the darkside now though, and theres no turning back
what happened to just NEVER calling someone again? it’s really easy too. you just scroll down to his name in your cell phone and DELETE- voila! i think that requires more restraint and sends a bigger message then doing something CRAZY and being subsequently sent to jail and labeled a stalker. in my book, no man or any of his transgressions are worth a police record or MY DIGNITY.
*Faith Tabernacle Baptist Congregation*
so it seems we are divided, those for going jazminey ape sh*t, those who think they are too pretty, and those of us (me) who will be ridin shotgun alongside morris chestnut’s stand in.
Man I thought I was alone in this whole thing. I mean I TRIED to sympathize with the women that can truly feel this song but…..at the end of the day…I still believe this song to be an Angry Woman’s Anthem by far. Or maybe I’ve just never been one to be on a such a trip over a man, ya know? Ive been hurt, no doubt about it. But I tend to WANT to put things in perspective. No losing myself over a dude over here LOL
I mean I just LOVE how there’s an orchestra behind the song and it’s so damn upbeat for it to be such a glum titled type song lol
But let’s be really real here. Havent we all learned that “sticks and stones…” saying way back in kindergarten? Okay..bad example but still. He cheated and he was caught. I’m SURE your heart is broken. But the way I see it (from the entire album’s standpoint)…..if the dude’s windows you’re breaking is the SAME dude that’s been beating you over in Call Me Guilty…..*crickets*….wouldnt you busting his windows further provoke his love to beat your ass?
Im just saying. Folk need to THINK. Logic over Emotions in this situation. PLEASE.
LOL
But let’s be really real here. Havent we all learned that “sticks and stones…” saying way back in kindergarten?
some of us were obviously homeschooled
Real Talk I don’t get it all these ladies on here talkin bout the ‘I’ma do him like this n that then stick it up on a flag pole…’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Down Wasted, is a term in football when the play happened for nothing. Ladies it just wasn’t gonna work out. Chalk it up as practice for the man in the future the one that makes your body roll and puts the curl in your toes when you work it slow(sorry that blaq is stuck in my head w/ the going back to cali beat). Just sit down and listen we are all adults here, this is how it’s gonna go down. You are gonna go out ther get chose do your best and if that ain’t good enough so be it. Walk away wasn’t your match. And hurting his auto? 4 real ninja(sarah palin side eye)? This is stereo typical woman behavior, it’s all ‘I’ma round a bout hurt him shyt.’ You see a woman can deal with indirecly and eventually getting a need met. Men will draw the straitest line directly to the end result. We take @ labrynths with chain saws.
oh yeah Rest In Peace Rudy Ray say hi to Dirt McGirt
Chalk it up as practice for the man in the future the one that makes your body roll and puts the curl in your toes when you work it slow(sorry that blaq is stuck in my head w/ the going back to cali beat).
I would agree, Signifying, but this is the one that a woman will go ape bat nutty over… it’s not the dude that’s forgetable. It’s the dude that made her toes curl that she may try to f*ck some ish up over. People can talk all they want to about being adults and whatnot… but i’ve seen it happen to the best of them… u don’t know what u’ll do till you’re in that situation.
But if you going ape bat nutty is that a good thing? Maybe you should take up Brazilian jujitsu like the hulk. You should be the master of your domain, with or without him. And yeah it is good to wile out in preplanned and completely controlled environments. Sorry I’m a earth horse I calculate the most archaic things
What if you go ape bat nutty in a calculated manner? So as to teach a lesson?
I ain’t got time to be raising nobody’s 20 30 + year old girl. I’m like something I heard a therapist say one time. After the age of 20 it’s no longer a bad habbit it’s a pathology. & I’m not 1 being paid 2 qualified to work on that 4 and with them
But really… it’s not worth it and there is always a consequence for bad behavior, but all I’m saying is that people are saying what they wouldn’t do in given situation… all i’m saying is that i don’t think everybody on here really knows what they are capable of. It’s nice to say “I would NEVER do xyz”… till ur there doing xy and z.
unless you’ve already been there and grown from it. If you’ve never been in that place u can’t say what you will or won’t do.
It’s nice to say “I would NEVER do xyz”… till ur there doing xy and z.
EXACTLY. And that’s why one should never say never.
Property is replaceable. But there are people out there who do crazy shyt, that doesn’t involve property damage but can mentally phuck a person up…..I’ve seen that type of crazy before, and to be honest, it’s WAY worse than any type of property damage can ever be.
Besides what exactly constitutes crazy?? Crazy is one of those words, that everyone has their own definition of. What one person may see as crazy, another may see as unique?
Nah B.
See thats where your wrong (c) Hov
“We take @ labrynths with chain saws.”
I like that. I really do.
Well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmdeSW4OA-I
I will never get that :34 seconds of my life back. Thanks, Monkey.
btw your writing style sounds to me like the swoosh swoosh swoosh sound sounds to a baby. I too love a great chicken wing and bogart. You ever heard of a boston terrior they look like bogart and sound like a pig snorting when they bark. 1 day I’m gonna get one and a boxer and a bull mastif and call them small med and large. I think it’s funny.
okay rofl @ dean’s story
1 day I’m gonna get one and a boxer and a bull mastif and call them small med and large. I think it’s funny.
Bwhahahaha fan-friggin-tastic
HOLD UP!
What you say ’bout my writing style? Baby swooshing??
NO GLITTER!
for some reason, the visual i get of you yelling “NO GLITTER!” is the funniest thing ever
Jazmine Sullivan, Carrie Underwood, etc.-sending chicks to jail one revenge song at a time
Okay…seriously. I heard this song recently on the radio driving home, listened, and though “WTF is wrong with this b*tch?” I, too, personally don’t think effin’ up cars is what’s hot in the streets. For one, I enjoy my life, freedom and good name WAY too much to be catchin’ a case on some foolishness and secondly, I haven’t met a ninja YET that had me so sprung and caught up that I lost all sense of reason and felt the need to jeopardize said the above. Too many others out there to risk it for just ONE. Songs like that are for fantasy and selling records only.
I busted his TV. He would have rather I busted his truck’s windows, I’m sure.
He married my anyway.
My revenge story (compared to some of the ones I’ve seen here, it’s pretty weak, but it was effective):
I was living with my man at the time. He had no car, so I would wake up daily to get his butt to work by 6am. Once he began to suffocate me (literally and figuratively) I decided it was time for us to part company. So one day I dropped him off and just removed myself from his space. Completely. He lived like a trifling batchelor (this cat had no shower curtain when I moved in) – so I took everything that I had brought into his place – all pots and pans, bedsheets, “woman’s touches” and yes, the shower curtain. Then I went back to mama and daddie’s house and waited for him to call asking where I was. He wasn’t even surprised b/c he had done some ole effed up ish the night before with my car and I didn’t even get mad or go off. I was extra nice. He was extra nervous.
My goal was not really revenge. I just returned him to his orginal state – busted and alone. That bamma was in tears tryin to get me back, which was the most gratifying “no” I think I’ve ever said.
“He had no car” assumming you live in a “must drive” state a car is needed and he didnt have-was this not a sign he may have been off?…if not that how about the “no shower curtains” and all of the pots and pans couldnt have been yours?
If so you took a man to be your BF that had no pot and pans…no shower curatains? And had no car… Suspect to me. Three DUMB ass flaws and you can still get a bad black woman to be your girlfriend.
So my question is what did he have AT THE MOMENT that you felt you hade to make him your man? And what was the overwhelming need to move in together…other than SEX?
I always feel its this KIND OF GUY that woman ignore his huge flaws and then mope about his lackluster performance in the relationship. A loser is always a loser it doesnt matter who is looking at em.
Why have I heard the intro to Beyonce’s “Ring The Alarm” all thru this post, and can see all of you e-struggling to be let loose at a unrepentant ninja.
Be cool!
I e-love all of yall like play cousins named Pookie, Ray-Ray an’ em, but some of yall are certified un-sane. Not insane, but UNsane. Reading these comments of revenge got me giving a lot of yall the “crazy b*tch side-eye”.
But like an abused chick in an addictive relationship, I keep coming back for more.
Hey Halle Berry
that was wrong. so, so wrong. and i think halle heard you.
in her good ear.
zing!
oh snap!!! lol
I agree Luvvie. I almost want to propose a topic change cause all this revenge talk is making my head hurt, and I still got a few hours left at work. I just dont wanna pretend like im moderator and sh*t.
But uhh..who is going to be in DC Nov 4? Election Result party?!
I’ll be around and I promise to leave my Crazy @ home. Promise.
No! Come out, cmon. I dare you. lol.
I am oh so down for a DC get together
I am scheduling my plans for Inauguration already, I will be present when Barack is Inaugurated, the day after MLK day. I say that is a perfect time for a VSB unity JAM JAM!
Once he began to suffocate me (literally and figuratively)
Please expound.
This bama was an abuser. He wasn’t all Ike and Tina with his ish, but his m.o. wasn’t far off:
- great relationship in the beginning
- slowly seperated me from friends and family
- began “forbidding” me to go out
- “borrowed” my car to prevent me from going anywhere. Would return to the house and say, “What?” all nasty – looking for a fight. He’s 6’6″, I’m barely 5’5″. He wasn’t getting one from me.
- was a drunk
- eventually choked the ish out of me
Now, I gotta say that this only happened once. Not because he changed his ways, but because it was the last time I was in his company. Homie don’t play that shyt.
Whew, I can’t too much more of this empathetic, sympathy pains bs!
I am glad you had the sense to GET OUT OF DODGE, sh*t! I wish all women had the sense, some women get choked time and again. Shudder….
I think that is when the Jasmine Underwood I been thru this too long in me would come out. That or I would holla at my four brothers and our 4 Agreements.
Somebody would be gettin hurt that day.
Yeah, I was in love (as in love as you can be in your early 20′s) and the thought of keeping him around didn’t even cross my mind. And that bamma was laying pipe in a major way, so to cut him off without a second thought was some deep ish.
Still don’t understand staying with a man who puts his hands on you. I was embarrassed enough just because I felt I should have seen the warning signs and didn’t.
Thanks why I just listen to Jazz. LMAO! I don’t even have the time to play those kinda games and sh*t.
You haven’t really loved a man until you’ve fucked up his ride.
I’m JUST KIDDING!!!!
lmao
The fact is that generally speaking, you still want him anyway. You just want other people to think that you don’t so you can look strong. It’s why songs like this and Beyonce’s song “Single Ladies” are such crocks of sh*t. For 98 percent of women, hope springs eternal. Despite all the wrong that’s been done you, there is still that glint of hope that the man will “come to his senses” and realize what he has/had and make the best decision he can make…
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this is so sad, but true. also…i was feeling the song until she went off with that “carved my initials with a crowbar” foolishness. um…fool, you’re gonna end up in the penitentiary. i mean, probably not, but if you did all that and he has so many women that he wouldn’t even know it was you then…you’s a trick.
and who has time to be all sneaking in the dark of night effin people’s stuff up? i might mess around and kick it in broad daylight with you watching me, but i can’t be creepin at all hours because of you, negro.
I always wanted to eff up one of my exes cars. The car that he was boning his mistress in, and the one that he cared about more than I.
But, I figured, hey, why waste the time? I took a shot of Cuervo and moved on.
But back to reality…I need to hear this song b/c too many people have mentioned it during conversation talking about how Ms. Jasmine is scaring men-folks…
hahahha. I know this is old as hell, but I just HAD to laugh. I for one, completely agree with you 100%. All of the things you said are EXACTLY what i told my friends when we all listened to this song. However, not all women are like that. For one, I wouldn’t bust some man’s windows out his car, because if he bust MY windows, or any of my possessions, it would be the last thing he ever did. Therefore, i’m not going to turn around and do the same to someone else. I’d just, like you said, leave his sorry self.
But whatever. Great job
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