as the verysmartbrothas continue to prove, sexiness is a gift, but the process of being extremely sexy can be work. its occasionally hard out here for a black blogging pimp and sh*t.
with this in mind, an envious champ has decided to share the four sexiest occupations, jobs where being sexy isn’t hard work at all. enjoy and sh*t
grade school teacher
what separates them from high school teachers and post-secondary professors is the fact that their occupation forces them to be ultra-sensitive, tireless, well-rounded, and flexible, and i assume that this ultra-sensitivity, tirelessness, well-roundedness, and flexibility is applicable in, ummm, other areas.
they also have access to copious amounts of clay, rubber cement, and carbon paper, and we all know what that means.
chemical engineer
does it make you a freak if you have a serious fetish for women rocking hazard goggles, hard hats, pants suits, and heels?
how about if you spent 45 minutes sunday night (unsuccessfully) looking for a screenshot of mia jackson from cnn’s “black in america 2″ in her work gear?
nevermind. don’t answer either of those questions. forget i even asked
yoga instructor
i know the inclusion of “yoga instructor” on this list is about as predictable as drake’s knees.
i also know that i’ve never actually met a woman who teaches yoga, and no one within my sphere of influence has either.
sh*t, i’m not even completely sure that female yoga instructors or yoga itself actually exists. i live a completely yoga free existence, and i dont see any reason why that would change.
my point? i just needed an excuse to add that rosa acosta pic to this entry.
librarian
like canadians and 40-something strippers, librarians always seem to have a naughty twinkle in their bespectacled eyes.
while the cause of the perpetual eye f*ck could very easily be dust from the 1994 world book encyclopedias they had to archive that morning, i think that they’re spending most of their days sitting there day-dreaming about black cowboys and cocoa butter, and the twinkle is equal parts annoyance at being interrupted, embarrassment at being caught, and invitation.
or, maybe i just watch too much p*rn
enough about me. people of vsb.com, in your opinions, what are the sexiest occupations a person can have and why?
the carpet is yours and sh*t
—the champ
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May be kinda cliche but I’m partial to firefighters myself- hoses, poles, and riding on big trucks- haha. What’s not to love?
@The Lioness,
“hoses, poles, and riding on big trucks”
did you know that this was also the original title of “pretty woman”?
@The Champ,
That woulda be hilarious if the infamous theme song from the movie bore the same title.
Like, imagine Roy Orbison crooning “hoses, poles and riding on big trucks” as Julia Roberts struts down Rodeo Drive. Classic.
@The Champ,
It came to mind because I just got through watching that episode of My Wife and Kids where Jay tells him she had a fantasy about the firefighter coming in to save her. Classic. Love that show.
-actor
-lawyer
‘nough said.
@charli skipper,
you know, while i’m not a big fan of lawyer chicks, i will say that a good percentage of them happen to be physically attractive.
i had a point here, somewhere
@The Champ,
a point can be made that no one cares what a mud duck has to say so what good would an ugly lawyer be?
Gymnastics coaches… trust me, I’ve spent time around them. They are undeniable and are of age, unless they are Chinese (think: 2008 Olympics).
Interns… Need I really explain this?
Foreign Language Interpreter… what’s better than having someone who can say “Oh My God” in different languages? Idk. *shrugs*
@thismayconcernyou,
“what’s better than having someone who can say “Oh My God” in different languages? ”
But wouldn’t it totally suck if they started yelling “what the eff are you doing? are you kidding me? Is that supposed to feel good?” in those same six languages?
@V.E.G.,
Hell yes…
@V.E.G.,
But wouldn’t it totally suck if they started yelling “what the eff are you doing? are you kidding me? Is that supposed to feel good?” in those same six languages?
it actually wouldn’t. all foreign tongues are welcome in the sack and sh*t
Re: “all foreign tongues are welcome in the sack and sh*t”
Terminator The Champ, EXCELLENT!
@The Champ,
Domestic tongue is welcome as well.
Just point of clarification and sh*t.
@thismayconcernyou, I concurs with the ex-gymnast/other language sspeaker. Imagine if you had it wrapped in one
@thismayconcernyou, Yeah…I am a sucker for an accent (that reads kinda dirty).
Scientists/Researchers
Professors
All that reading, thinking, analyzing makes for an intense person. Intense people folk are usually good in bed.
Writers.
Same as above.
@V.E.G.,
I never really thought about this as it applies to scientists, but your reasoning is so very true. Same reason for my 2 picks.
@V.E.G.,
All that reading, thinking, analyzing makes for an intense person. Intense people folk are usually good in bed.
ok. after reading this, i finally understand why michael eric dyson has titled his new book “call me mandingo”
@The Champ,
LMAO. You are in rare form today.
@V.E.G.,
Man I feel you on the professors vibe. The knowledge that they think for a living, and the glasses and sweater vests, mmm…intellectualism is sexy. There were sooo many crushes on professors, it’s sad that certain kinds of relationships weren’t aloud
like canadians and 40-something strippers, librarians always seem to have a naughty twinkle in their bispecticled eyes
My eyes are bespectacled and Canadian **proudly shows off Canada t-shirt (stretched over impressive rack)** and constantly have that twinkle… or dust… in ‘em.
And those are the 4 sexiest professions… to you. Well, 3, since you don’t believe yoga even exists (it does, silly).
I’m co-signing VEG on researchers/scientists (points to self) and engineers. People who study to the level of mastery for their professions tend to study to the level of mastery for a lot of their other “interests”.
I’ll also take musicians (creative and can make sweet love to my soul), community organizers/non-profit types (word to the POTUS) and men who do physically labor intensive jobs (construction, carpentry etc)– they are always well sculpted, swarthy and **has moment**
@blackberry molasses,
Co-sign the musicians.
And the community organizers.
*has flash back…fans self*
@V.E.G., And the community organizers
that’s me! hayyyy, but tell me why i read that as “And the communists” at first. I need help.
@overitinNYC,
i think your community organizing career needs a community full of more people
@The Champ, i think your community organizing career needs a community full of more people
LOL. if i had a dollar for every hater.
Okay, I’ll go for the obvious…
1) Personal Trainer, ya know they train bodies to uh – do stuff better
2) Brick layer/Pipe Layer/Power Driller – the titles tell the tale. They do work
3) Writers, all that creativity
4) Chefs, a man who can cook is sexy. I mean, sexxxy.
@OneChele,
Your No. 3 just made my night. lol. I can rest peacefully knowing that I’m in a sexy profession …
@OneChele,
“Chefs, a man who can cook is sexy. I mean, sexxxy.”
Yes but not the really, really, really heavy ones.
@OneChele,
2) Brick layer/Pipe Layer/Power Driller – the titles tell the tale. They do work
i wonder how far you can go with double entendre profession titles.
i can think of seven off the top of my head (maintenance man, steamfitter, pipefitter, firehose man, plumber, well-driller, rifleman)
dancers…they’re very sexual + who could resist a dancer’s body? swimming instructors…wet, topless, flexing muscles…yumm.
@nikki87,
“dancers…they’re very sexual + who could resist a dancer’s body? ”
Ya know. As gay (NTTAWWT) as Leroy from FAME was, his body was that bizness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptdFmEO4Md0
@nikki87,
“wet, topless, flexing muscles”
***filed under “statements that unfortunately make me think of wnba locker rooms”***
@The Champ,
LMFAO @ “unfortunately”.
I have to agree with teacher. A male elementary school teacher? Sigh, you KNOW he’s gonna be a good daddy, lool. The guy who coaches a team, or mentors youth on the side also applies.
Firefighters: I’ve always loved them, and as typical as the whole kitten rescuing scenario is, I saw it as a kid lol. On a more serious tip, among the many vivid and heartbreaking images of 9/11 is that of the selfless firefighters covered in dust, etc…how can you not love a person who chose such a self-less profession?
Construction workers: They just work hard, and I respect it. Plus, their whole workday helps them look like The Rock.
*Academics/Professor: This means he reads, and you will never run out of things to discuss, and overit likes to discuss. Everything.
Artists: All kinds, though I’m partial to the writers. Poets, playwrights, because this means they also read, and are creative:) Also, I know artists don’t make no kinda money, it could be a hobby.
Self made businessman: If you’re walking around on that ‘I’m not a businessman, I’m a business tip, it shows initiative, drive, and passion. Passion rocks.
A former marine. I say former because I often can’t reconcile foreign policy and my beliefs, but if he saw the error of his ways (lol) and stayed working on his fitness, holla. Besides, I’m sure they keep the uniforms. I’d make him wear them on Wednesdays.
Environmental Policy buffs: No reason.
Architects: No reason.
That’s all for now:)
Not the mad scientist, lost in their own theory types.
@overitlovesmondays,
Overit…what is it about Mondays that you love? lol.
Secondly, I dated a former marine for two and a half years. He was as sexy as all get out. lol.
Marines are hard core (and a bit crazy, lol). This guy didn’t necessarily learn the error of his ways, lol, but he did maintain his fitness level (he participated in 7 and 10 day long adventure races (yes. he was black!)…how sexy is THAT?) and he did put on his marine corp jacket from time to time.
@V.E.G., “Marines are hard core (and a bit crazy, lol).”
I co-sign, especially on the crazy part. I had a terrible experience with a Marine (very sexy but *crazy*). He was very well-mannered and polite, but the more that I got to know, the crazier that he got. It’s turned me off completely from all Marines.
@V.E.G., Overit…what is it about Mondays that you love? lol.
Behold the Power Of Positive Thinking.
(((GONG)))
@overitlovesmondays,
“A former marine”
marines scare me, but I can see the Army or the Navy.
@Nicki Sunshine, yeah, i really meant all of them, and marines are the most crazy, not sure why.
@overitinNYC, Someone told me because they are trained to KILL, no questions asked.
@Nicki Sunshine,
“because they are trained to KILL, no questions asked.”
pretty much
@Nicki Sunshine, just so happens that my best *experience* in recent memory was with a guy who’s in the Navy…. so Naval Officer has to go somewhere on my list….there must be something about spending all that time on the ocean
@klysha,
there must be something about spending all that time on the ocean
lol, obviously you’ve never read “billy budd”
@klysha, “there must be something about spending all that time on the ocean”
The motion is in the ocean girl. lol
@Nicki Sunshine,
Oh yeah, The Navy. Forgot to add that too. My daddy was in The Navy so naturally Imma be attracted to them young fellas who swarm around the pier (Navy Pier in Chicago). And dem suits don’t help me from eye-f*cking them, either. WOW…
Also, they’re some of the best flirts! lol
@Cheekie, “And dem suits don’t help me from eye-f*cking them, either. ”
LMBO. I heart you for that phrase. I am going to have to use it.
Ironically enough, I was just watching that last little segment of BIA2 with her in that MLT program today. Yeah, definitely a bad one…there were a few up in that program. I know this electrical engineer I tried a shot at…too bad she was roommates with a chick I tried to talk up before her.
Right off top, another sexy profession I know, though obvious, is doing commercials. This whole decade, the sisters in commercials have been some cutie PIES…and have even been coming with less European looking hairstyles.
When you were in high school, you couldn’t say that Hot Dog On A Stick wasn’t where some freaks worked.
And oh yeah, the ladies talking about concept cars at the auto show. It’s like she’s inviting me in for a ride…..
~
More in the morning.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
This whole decade, the sisters in commercials have been some cutie PIES…and have even been coming with less European looking hairstyles.
this is true. they’ve definitely upgraded the “black chicks in commercials” game. before they’d all look like giancarlo esposito
@The Champ,
“giancarlo esposito”
_____________________
@The Champ,
“before they’d all look like giancarlo esposito”
mmaaannn…you got to warn folk before you say stuff like this!! LOL!! *choking*
Garbage men. Sanitation workers. Whatever they call themselves. Maybe it’s just my former garbage man…FINE!
Writers. Love the imagination
Middle-aged college professors. I’ve always imagined seducing myself a 4.0. Never happened
Doctors. More specifically, surgeons. Somethin about a man who literally knows his way around the body. Talk physiology to me and I’m all yours
@Imperfect,
Re sanitation workers, I just pictured Roc in my mind… does he count too?
@Imperfect,
Talk physiology to me and I’m all yours
***making sure to hit imperfect with his best medulla oblongata pick-up line at the vsb bbq on mars***
@The Champ, ***making sure to hit imperfect with his best medulla oblongata pick-up line at the vsb bbq on mars***
LMAO @ the thought of Imperfect being a dude. Go ‘head on Champ, ha!
1) Professor – I’ve always seen myself settling down with a professor. They’re intelligent, engage in long conversations, and have a lot of passion for what they do.
2) Personal Trainer – They’re in great shape, tend to have outgoing personalities, and guys who work out a lot are very sexy
3) Techies – I work in IT and love talking about technology and although this doesn’t apply across the board, some of the guys that I’ve found sexiest lately work in the Tech field.
4) Doctor – Intelligent, caring, etc…
@Leila,
can’t co-sign the personal trainers.
Both me and my bestie dated PT’s. And yes, they are sexy. They also KNOW it. Which can make them a$$holes. And since we met them while they were training us, that means they meet a lot of women that way. All the time. Trust issues abound.
I like to look at them. I’ll flirt with them. But that’s as far as it goes.
@blackberry molasses,
Yeah, and I just don’t think I want someone who’s main goal is improving thier looks…that annoys me for some reason.
@8th Wonder, astute observation!
@Leila, 3) Techies – I work in IT and love talking about technology and although this doesn’t apply across the board, some of the guys that I’ve found sexiest lately work in the Tech field.
Made my morning…
@Leila, Uhmmmm I dated a personal trainer. Too much pressure on you to have your body tight LOL. It works if you are really into fitness too. Plus he attracted too many women!! I am not the jealous type AT ALL but it was way too much for me. Women would actually PAY for him to work them out with the hopes that he’d WORK THEM OUT.
@Yaa, male personal trainers are only unlike male pr0n stars in that they’re not paid to have their junk on camera.
Beyond that, they’re both schemes for the h0es to keep on coming.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, I agree!!
@Leila,
You got me thinking about that professor thing and, what if they’re exceptionally passionate about what they study…and it’s tsetse flies? I had some friends on the professor route who could talk about nothing but what they studied, and can you say *snore*
@Allyse2001,
lol, this is true. not all passion is created equal and sh*t
Monk’s List of Sexiest Professions:
1. Housewife – Coming home to an immaculately cleaned home, the tantalizing aroma of dinner in the oven, a tall glass of lemonade, and sweet passionate kisses from a beautiful lady who has anticipated your arrival just rings of extreme sex appeal to me. Add that she’s probably wearing sweats (or boy shorts or nude), a tank top (or one of my t-shirts), and her hair pulled back and she just hands me the remote control with no qualms or me having to ask, THAT’S the epitome of a sexy woman right there. After (or during) a shower together or separately, a happy ending is definitely in store.
I know I started to make this a list, but after that, I’m convinced nothing else is even a close second in my book.
@Monk, please join Dorian G in VSB detention.
@Monk,
Coming home to an immaculately cleaned home, the tantalizing aroma of dinner in the oven, a tall glass of lemonade, and sweet passionate kisses from a beautiful lady who has anticipated your arrival just rings of extreme sex appeal to me
sh*t, this just inspired me to upgrade my “nah baby, we don’t need two incomes” game, even if it means i’ll probably have to sell crack to achieve it
@The Champ,
o_O
@Smiley Face,
co-signing the o_O
@The Champ,
Good one!
*adds one to score for engineers*
let’s see.
1) engineers/technical people. bonus points if you’re chemical, nuclear, or aeronautical. the idea of you bein able to blow some sh!t up or crash some sh!t just infatuates me. technical people in general that can teach me somethin helpful is a plus.
2) musicians. doesn’t everyone want to be serenaded? at least a little bit?
3) doctors (nurses). i’m accident prone. i need somebody that can tell me if it’s serious or not and tend to my wounds.
4) motivational speakers. like the good kind. i’ve always had a thing for them now that i think about it….back in 10th grade there was this puerto rican guy tellin us bout his life and settin goals and sh!t. and goals are sexy.
@Chasdizz,
“back in 10th grade there was this puerto rican guy tellin us bout his life and settin goals and sh!t.”
lol, sounds like he was in a work release program
@The Champ, lol naw. he had started his own business or somethin.
but come to think of it he was wearin orange….
All the libraries I’ve seen resemble grandmothers so your last additona befuddles me. *winks*
1. A club doorman in Miami: I say Miami because that is the only place I’ve been to where security is dressed in fly black suits.
2. Police Officer: Not all police officers, but some of them look pretty good in that uniform (wee-o-wee-o-wee. Rodney King baby, yes I beat it like a cop. lol)
@Nicki Sunshine,
All the libraries I’ve seen resemble grandmothers so your last additona befuddles me. *winks*
you know, because the university of pittsburgh has a world-renowned librarian masters program, there actually are quite a few hot librarians in the greater pittsburgh area.
basically, i’m willing to believe that this is a phenomenon unique to the burgh
@The Champ, “basically, i’m willing to believe that this is a phenomenon unique to the burgh”
I get you..
I’m just gonna go ahead and say models and NBA dancers. Thanks, that’ll be all
@Dorian G.,
wow. way to think creatively.
@blackberry molasses,
LOL everyone else is saying the same thing (teachers, doctors, engineers). I thought my answer was actually outside the box
@Dorian G., what about the next night?
@overitinNYC,
29 teams x 20 girls = Lots of fulfilling nights
@Dorian G., 29 teams x 20 girls = inflated sense of self and game
@Dorian G.,
What football cheerleaders get no honerable mention?
@WuDaMan,
Too hit or miss. Redskins girls = W, Packer girls = grizzly bears
@Dorian G.,
Yeah but basketball dancing girls have so much make up on that you wonder if them tights is a ninja suit.
@WuDaMan,
Yeah but basketball dancing girls have so much make up on that you wonder if them tights is a ninja suit.
LOL. this was hilarious even though it doesn’t make any sense.
basically, another wudaman classic
Black, male teachers. I already have a profound amount of respect for teachers in general (those that actually do their jobs and care about the academic progression of their students) but I don’t see many Black male teachers on the regular. It makes me warm and fuzzy on the inside to see a brotha teaching and guiding the babies, big kids, and/or teens. Have me ready to stay after class for extra credit.
I find musicians and poets/writers extremely sexy. Something about that creativity and openness that makes me want to carry around extra pairs of underwear just to throw at them.
Some jobs requiring uniforms also do it for me…mostly military and police officers. It may be the perceived authority or the shiny aspects of their uniforms (I’m simple) but if it’s neat and fits just right…
@CoCoPuffs, Black, male teachers.
*second coming*
@CoCoPuffs,
wow do I co-sign on that. And they’re usually coaches too, so the physical is right on point!
air force pilots
@Wanjiru,
In a weird way I can actually see that. Probably more feminine than say an Army Ranger, plus she can handle joysticks no problem.
@Dorian G.,
good point (no amber rose)
@Wanjiru, “air force pilots”
I don’t think I have EVER seen an attractive pilot . . . they all tend to look like dudes and flight suits aren’t very flattering to the female form . . . there are a few air force officers running around that are straight. . . they all tend to work in medical though .. .in my experience anyway. There is something sexxy about a banging woman with rank.
sexxxy professions…
1. construction workers–tanned, sweaty, muscular bodies hammering & screwing & shyt…Mmmm
2. Personal trainer–for all of the obvious reasons. There is this Bally’s in DC (I think it’s on I Street) with some very sexxxy trainers…or at least there were in 2006.
3. NFL QBs, TEs, RBs, WRs, DBs, CBs, LBs–i love football, not just for the men, but they are a nice bonus!! Sept. 10th!!!
@N.I.A. naturally,
There is this Bally’s in DC (I think it’s on I Street) with some very sexxxy trainers…or at least there were in 2006.
lol, is this time-warpededness applicable in other parts of your life? did you go to the theater this weekend to see “batman begins”? did you cop a “buck fush” t-shirt and walk around d.c. with an impeach bush picket sign yesterday?
did you start a steve mcnair fan club last week?@The Champ, someone had their Cream of Wheat this morning.
teachers definitely because the young man in the back has just finished taking human growth and development and caught his first “HBO after dark:naughty teachers edition” session and can’t help but picture Mrs. S giving him a detention lol.
@Double J,
you know, although i know quite a few attractive women who are currently teachers, ive never had one hot teacher my entire life. the vast majority of my female teachers looked like kathy bates
@The Champ,
Man I have had T.I.L.F. all the way thru college. If I can find a link of one of them I will post it on here. I guess Miami just has a different kind of breed of teachers. hip hip hooray.
TEACHERS! Can’t get enough of em. Stared @ em intently for over 17 formative years. DAMN right they on the list.
I’d say I can’t say much after looking @ the yoga instructor’s photo. & I’m excited my profession made the list.
A chick w/ a job. Shoot a chick doing something anything and nothing can be something in the right light.
*scurries off saying rosary*
@WuDaMan,
A chick w/ a job. Shoot a chick doing something anything and nothing can be something in the right light.
lol, this is true.
I feel Champ but you forgot ballerina. These women are generally very very flexible and nimble. My cousin was with a ballerina in NYC almost married the girl. I bet she laid it down quite flat.
Nurse: unfortunately, I’ve never met one that I wanted to hold and cough with.
Grad school teachers: because you can actually have relations. Unfortunately there are no attractive or even 1/16 attractive instructors at my school. Can a ninja get a daydream?
Professional woman: something about a dressed up woman. I guess I assume there’s a tigress underneath the dress suit and heels. I also live in DC so I see them everywhere.
@Stank-0,
Oh yes the dancers. Wooo hoo hoo hooooo cecksaaayy
@Stank-0,
Grad school teachers: because you can actually have relations. Unfortunately there are no attractive or even 1/16 attractive instructors at my school. Can a ninja get a daydream?
Meet me at office hours. LMAO.
@blackberry molasses,
Is your room soundproofed, ya know just in case.
@Stank-0,
I feel Champ but you forgot ballerina
i put all “occupations that require extreme flexibility” in the same catagory
Musicians….specifically piano/keyboard and trumpet players…especially those that can play by ear as well as read music. Now that right there…that right there is some sexxxayness for your a**.
Mmph…something sexy about being able to play both Coltrane’s and Duke Ellington’s part in “In a Sentimental Mood.”
@Smiley Face,
“Musicians….specifically piano/keyboard”
I’ma go ahead and cosign this entry…
@miss t-lee,
Yes ma’am, lol!
I guess Stank-o saying “professional woman” is the closest thing to someone saying an accountant, huh? That’s fine…I’ll take that (no Diddy).
Nobody mentioned street pharmacists! There’s something about a man who can throw it in the baggie (No Fabolous)…
iKeed, people…Happy Monday!
@K to the…,
There’s something about a man who can throw it in the baggie
a man rapping about “throwing it in a baggie” is at least 72 percent gay
@K to the…,
I’ve never considered an accountant sexy. I would see them more as responsible stewards of the bankroll than someone to get horizontal with.
More sexy jobs to add to this list
1) ballerinas or dancers – word to Rosa Acosta, Rosie Perez, and Big Lez
2) policewomen – all though I feel they try to be harder than the men i’ve seen policewomen that were right.
3) any job where a woman has to wear a business suit that wears her. Sometimes you just can’t hide the curves, even in a business suit. And I appreciate that. Word to NSBE, NABA, NBGSC, and NBMBAA conferences.
4) gymnast.
5) women pro track and field athlete
6) women pro volleyball players
@Humble_One,
3) any job where a woman has to wear a business suit that wears her.
reading this reminded me of one of my ten favorite lines of all time
“she look right in that tight blue dress/she’s thick”
@The Champ, the power of the lady business suit on the right hips is an awesome thing of beauty to behold.
Female Detectives.
The pant suits, the physical fitness, the fact that they carry and are good with a firearm and how they have that quiet but composed air of authority but still remain feminine……fantastic….
@ESQuared,
The pant suits, the physical fitness, the fact that they carry and are good with a firearm and how they have that quiet but composed air of authority but still remain feminine……fantastic….
someone should make a list of the hottest on-screen female cops of all-time.
lol, at “someone” like that sh*t doesnt scream “vsb”
@N.I.A. naturally,
3. NFL QBs, TEs, RBs, WRs, DBs, CBs, LBs–i love football, not just for the men, but they are a nice bonus!! Sept. 10th!!!
Although I too have a true love for the game, meeting a former QB, WR, DB, TE, makes my heart belt out a ballad. *swoon*
@AngelicNastyness,
no love for the free safeties or linebackers?
@The Champ,
Free safeties need some more meat but i’ll take em.
Linemen. . . .I dated one. Once. a little too much to love. NO more NO-Necks in 09!!!
Champ, I knew that #1 on your list was going to be teachers, lol…
1. Lawyers- there’s something about seeing a young black man in a law office that really does it for the kid. Probably because I live in DC and know at least 10 young black male lawyers that I love to death.
2. Chefs- Chefs show thier affection through food, and feeding someone is such a great way to show someone you care about them. Coming home to a man in my kitchen is one of the best feelings ever. And G. Garvin can get it.
3. Entrepreneurs- Simply because they are grinding on their own, using thier connections and getting things done, and I find that very attractive in a man.
4. Accountants/Bankers- A man that has vast knowledge about money and how to make your money work for you is hella sexy.
@8th Wonder,
Coming home to a man in my kitchen is one of the best feelings ever.
even if he’s a burglar
@The Champ, this exchange reminded me of jack handy, lol.
massage therapists. i read this post last night and crashed and then apparently dreamt about getting a massage. it was like a 3 part massage that lasted hours and hours. i think i’ll be getting a massage this week.
professors are hot. i’ve always developed a secret crush on every male professor i’ve ever had.
writers are sexy. then again i’m biased. lol
@Miss Patterson,
so a professor who wrote books about massage therapy would disintegrate your panties then, huh?
@The Champ, basically.
Also beaming with pride that my profession is first on the list and it has a photo:-D. I had to do a double take cause I thought that picture WAS me. I wear jazzier accessories though :-p
Yes I am tireless, well-rounded,flexible plus *ahem peep the username.
Nuff said.
Big ups to the grade teachers
P.S Any black male (*coughs* single) grade teachers check in, we should network. . .maybe share some lesson plans.
That didn’t come off HALF as dirty as I wanted it to, but you get the message.
@AngelicNastyness,
That didn’t come off HALF as dirty as I wanted it to, but you get the message.
substituting “share some lesson plans” with “synthesize some curriculum” makes it 29% dirtier
@The Champ, “synthesize some curriculum” over salad and croutons, lmao.
@overit?,
Saddown.
@BlackBerry Molasses, lmao, i had to.
British. I know this falls under the catagory of accents but I just know that if you got a British accent, that opens all kinds of doors with the ladies and if your game is even half good, some panties will be droppin’ as well.
Then there’s that whole “I’m a better ninja than you” angle. You can be the Forrest Gump Of London, but if your arse got that accent going, that don’t matter, you sure sound pretty when you talk, you cheeky bar-stard. I’ll have another Colt45, Guv’ner
@T. Troy Stewart,
The British accent thing is the truth. I always say that even their bums sound classier than us.
@T. Troy Stewart, we’re literally here on that one (because I was about to write it too). A sister happening to be British and having the accent to match is all kinds of hot. I miss Lucinda from eight years ago.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, hence my appreciation for the Wee Papa Girls, Shola Ama and Five Star
@T. Troy Stewart,
As a black Brit living in DC I have to admit that I’m loving the gentleman with American accents! I guess you always appreciate what you are not used to.
@Quark, so you saying us Yanks would be a smashing success across the pond?
Oh, I would love you hear you say THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE WE DONT NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERF*CKA BURN BURN MOTHERF*CKA BURNNNN one time
@T. Troy Stewart,
You are a nutter!
@Quark, as much as possible and twice on Arbor Day
mmmmm
I have to cosign with artists: real musicians, painters, writers etc etc etc, a creative spirit is a beautiful and sexy thing esp with looks to match.
I cosign the Scientist and Professor..intelligence= very sexy only if the physical is on point tho LOL
and altho some are quite suspect I gotta strongly co-sign Pro Football Players, WR’s, like Santonio Holmes, DE’s like Javon Kearse etc yes honey mmmmmmmmmmmmm
@OrangeStar616,
and altho some are quite suspect I gotta strongly co-sign Pro Football Players, WR’s, like Santonio Holmes
this is like the 4th or 5th time i’ve seen santonio holmes name dropped by a woman as a measure of attractiveness recently.
although he’s a member of my dear steelers, i had no idea he was that popular, or that people outside of football even knew what he looked like. learn something new everyday and sh*t
@The Champ, ever since that ninja got escorted to Disneyworld with Big Ben, HeffaNation been riding his jock. I ain’t gonna say nothing about him being the mental equivalent of Solange Knowles because that would make it seem like I was Himbo Hatin’ again…
@The Champ,
You already know I’m a Steelers fan, but Santonio is not working for me…
I was happy to see my old school Steeler junior high crush get inducted into the Hall of Fame the other day though!
@miss t-lee, you had a crush on Mike Webster? That’s…different.
@T. Troy Stewart,
I’m gonna kick your arse…LMAO!!!
@miss t-lee, now you’re channeling Jack Lambert…funny, you struck me more of a Frenchy Fuqua kind of woman…
@T. Troy Stewart,
*giggling*
You are killing me softly.
@miss t-lee, tickle tickle the way LC Greenwood usta do it LOL
1. I tend to fall for artsy type dudes (writers, painters, musicians, etc.) because they tend to be more open about things. I am able to be myself more around the artsy types. They actually GET ME more so that regular corporate types. I also find them to be more sensitive and comfy in their own skin.
2. Police officers. There is something about the gun, the handcuffs & the siren that do it for me…..I feel safe & naughty at the same time. I have this arrest & police station fantasy that I WON’T SHARE HERE LOL.
3. Restaurant Owner and/or Chef – There is something so sexy about a person that controls food or one that prepares it.
4. DJ – I have no real idea why? Maybe it’s the control thing again that makes the DJ seem so powerful? Maybe it’s my love of music?
@Yaa,
“3. Restaurant Owner and/or Chef – There is something so sexy about a person that controls food or one that prepares it. ”
OMG, I can’t believe I forgot this! Just the visual of a man whipping up some sauce and holding the ladel (or better yet, his finger) to my mouth to taste is…*pre-menopausal hot flash*.
WHOO!
@Yaa,
2. Police officers. There is something about the gun, the handcuffs & the siren that do it for me…..I feel safe & naughty at the same time. I have this arrest & police station fantasy that I WON’T SHARE HERE LOL.
I have a Cinco de Mayo story that would intrigue the hell out of you. **has flashback…calms self**
@Yaa,
I find the cop uniform to be sexy as hell too, but I’m terrified to date one. Anyone who can pull me over, tow my ish, or do anything else destructive to my life post-break up is NOT a good look.
@8th Wonder,
You’ve seen Unlawful Entry haven’t you?
@8th Wonder,
Co-Sign.
Me and my homie almost got caught up with some officers who asked us to “pull over”. Never been more angry in my life. Felt violated and helpless.
Before I was indifferent on the whole men in uniform thing. Cops are now the anti-sexy to me.
I completely believe you about that “naughty twinkle” in the eye under the bespeckled-ness of a smarty lady, especially a librarian or a teacher. I’m wearing my “teacher hairdo” today (bun with side-swooped bangs) and paired with my glasses, I’ve gotten different looks from the regular male train commuters this moring. It’s funny.
Anywho.
Cheekie’s Sexay Occupations For The Male Species (in no particular order…only what came to mind first):
1. Fireman. Them arms and legs are already on point from climbing ladders, sliding down poles, and handling huge hose (not to be confused with handling huge hos) and ish. The fire ain’t the only thing hot in that burning building.
2. Construction Worker. Um, the sun rays glistening on your Adonis body? Heaven help me.
3. Stock Broker. I pass the Chicago Trade Building Everyday and brothas who work there have a certain strut that cannot be matched. It’s sexy as hell.
4. Grade-School Teacher/Camp Counselor. I put these two together because of the kids. A man who is great with kids is hot like fiyah (word to baby girl, Aaliyah…RIP). I absolutely LOVE the image of a pile of kids swarming toward the man in charge and tackling him and/or grabbing his ankles because he’s so fun and funny, yet he knows how to discipline properly. The respect and love they give them makes me practically fan myself.
5. Writer/Artist/Musician/Other Job in the Arts. Me being a fellow writer, a man who has a stimulating creative mind is ultra sexy. Plus, he’s probably creative in other ways…
Annd that’s about all I can think of for now. I woulda put “Denzel Washington’s job” but that’s not fair…
@Cheekie,
“I absolutely LOVE the image of a pile of kids swarming toward the man in charge and tackling him and/or grabbing his ankles because he’s so fun and funny, yet he knows how to discipline properly”
one word comes to mind when i think of that scenario: lice
@The Champ,
LOL. WTF is wrong with you? *cracking up*
As I read this, my question is, although these professions may be “sexy” I feel like the list of people you would want to marry would be toatlly different. There was a topic a while ago about professions you would never date/marry.
Yea a personal trainer is sexy, but as someone mentioned above, would you want your man sweatin it out with other women all day?
And athletes?Uber-sexy but pro ballplayer? We all know the pitfalls. And the firefighter angle. Would you want the father of your kids climbing into flaming buildings every night? I don’t know if my heart could take it.
Just a thought.
No wet-blanket-o.
@AngelicNastyness,
“As I read this, my question is, although these professions may be “sexy” I feel like the list of people you would want to marry would be toatlly different.”
Not in my case, lol. My fiance was my example…he’s a mechanical engineer M-F and musician Thu-Mon.
Be a lot of bad *ss bank tellers too (I’ve dated two)…it’s like they make it a point to have the money handlers under 35 not be boogerwolves.
Since I’m running out of imagination on this, lemme exhaust a couple of simpler ones:
-Hot chicks who happen to engage in predominantly male professions and hobbies are that much hotter as a result. The DJs, the car saleswomen, pool hustlers,
straight WNBA players? Tell me you wouldn’t cut.-Why do the girls in uniform always have that *ss looking right in those Dickies? Don’t act like you haven’t taken a look while she goes to get that for you at Taco Bell or Best Buy.
And how many of you have had game right enough to bag someone while she’s on the clock so that she can get on the c*ck?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
“Why do the girls in uniform always have that *ss looking right in those Dickies? Don’t act like you haven’t taken a look while she goes to get that for you at Taco Bell or Best Buy”
Word!! There is a McDonalds around here that is a borderline rap viedeo.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
“Why do the girls in uniform always have that *ss looking right in those Dickies? Don’t act like you haven’t taken a look while she goes to get that for you at Taco Bell or Best Buy”
Word!! There are two McDonalds here that is a bordeline rap video. It looks like their backsides are about to bust out their Dickies.
@Humble_One, plus they gotta tuck in the shirt so that table gets its proper focus!
I might have to bag about two or three of those this week…
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Why do the girls in uniform always have that *ss looking right in those Dickies? Don’t act like you haven’t taken a look while she goes to get that for you at Taco Bell or Best Buy.
in every city, there’s a retail store thats known for having unusually good looking women working there. here its sneaker villa and united colors of benetton
@The Champ,
The fact that you’ve been inside the United Colors of Borington is 89% gay.
@8th Wonder, yeah, because Benetton hasn’t brought it for guys in a lonnnnnnng time.
Its funny cause I don;t find Fireman, Police men, or construction workers all that hot…… nor do I find personal trainers sexy
For the former group because they are known whores and psychos
and the PT the ones I come across appeared to play for both teams and everything in between..you might as well say male Strippers are sexy o_O of whom I find utterly disgusting and not the least bit sexy but hey to each their own LOL
@OrangeStar616,
Its funny cause I don;t find Fireman, Police men, or construction workers all that hot…… nor do I find personal trainers sexy
ummm…me neither
No love for the government employees?? I’d have to say there is also something to be said about a female SES. Everytime I meet one that’s OK the fact that they are in that Senior Executive Sseries increases the hotness. Maybe I spend too much time in this building. . .
@IVR,
No love for the government employees??
nope.
@IVR,
“No love for the government employees?? ”
I appreciate some benefits and stability…lol
@miss t-lee,
Sounds like you’re hunting for J. Howard Marshall’s long lost brother, Twinny.
@BlackBerry Molasses,
LOL!!! Not quite. You already know my cut off is 40.
Anna Nicole was a brave woman. That’s alls I’m saying…
@miss t-lee, lmao!
@IVR,
Male gov’t employees need a PR campaign. Y’all seem to blend in with the woodwork.
However, I have met a few that made me say hmmmmmm…..
@IVR and The Champ, when I think of government employees, what comes to mind is post office women who look like they could be my chain-smoking, fatback-eatin’ auntie; and clerks at the courthouse, DMV, et al, who have really crabby and bitter attitudes towards people who simply need help. All generally emphatically not sexy or pleasant, physically or in their actions.
@Blackberry Molasses, got no problem with the males, they’re generally cool brothers and don’t come off as if they take pleasure in treating ppl like crap on the daily…unlike their sadistic female counterparts.
Engineers!!! (shout out to my profession!) maybe I feel this way because 50% of the guys I date are engineers…(I’m only talking about the engineers who atually developed some social skills though…) … But there’s something uber sexy about a cute guy who understands the laws of physics
Naval Officer (as I mentioned upstream)…I used to date this Naval officer ..*whew*.. yes sir…
Writers…cuz writers read…love a man who reads
masseuse….no explaination needed
@klysha,
But there’s something uber sexy about a cute guy who understands the laws of physics
no wonder al einstein was apparently knee deep in pre-depression punany
@The Champ,
Can you blame them? I would have thrown myself at old Al. A late night discussion about the nature of space and time sounds like a fab time to me.
My Top Sexiest Male Professions:
*in no particular order*
1)Poet/Musician/Singer/Artist/Writer/Dancer- I’m really into music, dance, poetry, && art so nothing is sexier to me than a guy who can sing, draw, write, recite, dance, etc… (I think I should just end the list here lol)
2) Anything hands on e.g. mechanic, construction worker,…
3) Sports- Football, basketball, boxing
4) Lawyer
5) Doctor- I’m in nursing school so I think it’d be cute to have a doctor husband.
6)Pilot- no idea why… i was just thinking of something else to add and when this popped in my head i got really excited lol
7) Chef
@Anonymiss,
i guess the question is, what don’t you find sexy? damn, lol
@The Champ,
lmao. yah that might have been a better question.
I concur on men in uniforms…firefighter, police officer, Air Force, Marines…whew!
Businessman, because that feeds into a certain sexy secretary fantasy…am I sharing too much?
Will add nail tech just because mine is a 6’2 220 dreadlocked gentleman who rubs my feet just so, then up my legs with oil *swooning, calling for appointment*
@ebonyI,
Businessman, because that feeds into a certain sexy secretary fantasy…am I sharing too much?
you’re on vsb.com, where tmi is more obsolete than the naacp
True on the Mia Jackson thing.
Don’t think that really represents more then CNN just trying to get more 18-25 (black) males watching.
@InvisibleManNakedCity,
welcome and sh*t
1. UPS delivery personnel
I’ve never met an unattractive UPS guy (who didn’t have Herculean arms.) And the females are usually cute.
“they also have access to copious amounts of clay, rubber cement, and carbon paper, and we all know what that means.”
No, no we don’t all know what that means. More supplies for arts and crafts? More access to inhalants in order to keep up that “ultra-sensitivity, tirelessness, well-roundedness, and flexibility”? Please expound and sh**.
bank teller/employee.
see blair underwood in set it off.
I was about to say…not love for computer geeks and artists ( I am both)?
Quite honestly, I don’t care about a woman’s occupation as long as she looks good and does a good job.
However…my fetish doesn’t lie with teachers and librarians:
Women cops seem to catch my eye…something about a chick with a gun and trying to figure out her silhouette underneath that belt and uniform…
@CPT Callamity, never seen a fly Black one, but the Latina cops have been pretty attractive.
As a black Brit living in DC I have to admit that I’m loving the gentleman with American accents! I guess you always appreciate what you are not used to.
@Quark,
Ha. I was meant to post that comment as a reply further up.
I was going to say that I find anyone doing anything techie incredibly sexy… clearly I need someone with those skills around just in case I need help leaving comments on a website
@Quark,
And I love the British ladies with those accents. As long as they don’t sound cockney shrill, even their curse words sound good. Ya know like saying “focking ‘ell.” I dated someone back in 05 from UK. I would do it again.
@CPT Callamity, Yeah, as soon as Thandie Newton opens her mouth, I catch wood
@Brandon St. Randy,
Charming.
@Quark, I guess you always appreciate what you are not used to.
Exactly. British accent eh? I’ll have to keep an eye out for you…
@Mr. Mister,
Perhaps an ear out would be more useful- I haven’t quite gotten around to tattooing the union jack on my forehead yet so I pretty much blend in.
Being from a town that’s predominantly Navy, I can’t agree on the Naval Officers. Most of the ones that are around here happily live up to their stereotypes of egotistical man whores. There is nothing that will turn off your sexiness quicker than hearing that you done slept with 4 of my close friends, 2 cousins, and my sister. Just sayin.
I have a couple…
1. Bell Biv Devoe backup dancer (hoo lawd!)
and for the ladies…
2. (insert your favorite rapper’s) – Hype Man/Chronic Carrier
That’s sexy!
@LouKane,
welcome and sh*t…
and for this…
and for the ladies…
2. (insert your favorite rapper’s) – Hype Man/Chronic Carrier
That’s sexy!
Proceed immejiately to the SADDOWN Corner.
Clever handle there, LouKane.
BBD did make it a point to have them girls in biker shorts like what…imagine if that came back in.
i think we reporters are pretty sexy. walking around with notebooks and tape recorders, asking annoying questions and sh*t.
@GiGi,
actually, as i look around the newsroom i realize there’s nothing sexy at all about reporters, in general. it’s just me.
@GiGi, do you look like Wolf Blitzer?
@T. Troy Stewart,
color me confused… are you saying you find wolf sexy?
@GiGi, no, not that there’s anything wrong with that. when you said there was nothing sexy in the newsroom, an image of a room full of Wolf Blitzers in their underwear–briefs, popped in my head. It don’t get unsexier than that.
@GiGi, yeah, it’s kind of a given that the TV reporters are badder and badder every year.
Too bad it’s now almost a given that one has had “work done”…
Haven’t seen much evidence on those that work for other media though.
hmmm this is a easy one Mr. Very Smart Brotha of Pittsburgh:
1) Teacher’s Assistant for NeuroScience…specifically at University of Pittsburgh
2) Pre-Kindergarten Teacher
3) The Guy that does the push-up moves in BT 69…first scene
4) Being Drake.
I knew studying sign language and teaching would payoff! *Tiger Woods fist pump*
*Any professional that uses ASL [or a foreign language - 2nd langauge!] on a daily basis.
*I think any kind of teacher is sexy… unless it’s a grade school/high school coach *gag*
* Mattress Firm guys.
*Personal trainers [minus the extra bulky ones]
*Owners of Louis Vuitton & Coach stores
*President of the U.S.
sexayyyy. xoxo
in two words… thank you. you have no idea how much I hate dressing up for MBA/Business classes and NABA/NBMBAA meetings… but somehow you all just made it better.
…off to NY & Co. to find the right fit…
I need another teacher in my life so bad. That ish is beyond sexy. Two of the freakiest girls I can remember, were both grade school teachers (or on there way to becoming one). Damn they were fun. I haven’t seen a sexy librarian though.
- Marines are sexy, if not crazy.
- DJs. without a doubt. I always get steamy for a deejay who plays the classics from my high school years. “Freakin You (remix)” Jodeci featuring Raekwon to make me faint!
and many of the others mentioned by the regulars.
Sexiest Jobs a women could have, hhmmmm:
1. A teacher (inspirational)
2. Computer Tech (informed)
3. A Funeral Director (compassionate)
4. Anything where you may need to be in uniform……damn!!!!