Is that male camel toe?
Tomorrow’s Halloween. Yay. What that means is that some of you overly ambitious (no Pharrell) big kids are going to don costumes that you have no business wearing. Of course you get your standard slut-in-training outfits and the run of the mill “i’m too cool to wear a costume” costumes, but really, some people just take things a wee bit too far.
While most of us can appreciate the creativity, bullsh*t is bullsh*t. I remember for an 80s themed costume party I went to one year, I was Eazy-E. I had the fake chains, locs, jheri curl. And for good measure, I carried around a bottle of spray on AZT.
Hell points to Panama for $2,000 please Alex.
Really I just felt like sharing since we all know that sharing is caring. Why do birds suddenly appear every time that you’re near? Because I gave them wings. I am red bull.
Rar.
Since most of you people here are indeed very smart, I fear that some of your genius might get lost in translation. Face it, just because an idea is smart doesn’t mean that even smart people will actually get it.
See Sheldon as The Doppler Effect on The Big Bang Theory
With that little tidbit in mind, I figured I might as well cut some of you off at the pass and give you a little primer on a few costume ideas that are probably better left on the cutting room floor of your mama’s basement.
Yeah, I said it. Your mama.
1) H1N1 Virus
While this might be the most popular topic on American’s mind, I’d totally kick H1N1′s ass 9 ways from Sunday if I saw it walking down my street. Nevermind that I have absolutely no clue how one would actually BE the virus as a costume. Maybe just a big ass cough. Or just rustle up a gaggle of 6 year old sick kids and hover above them or something while pointing violently. Me no know. See, this is exactly why its only good in theory.
2) Michelle Obama
This requires some mediocrity about the face so you upwardly mobile pretty chicks need not apply. And yes, I just called Michelle Obama mediocre about the face. Take that Glamour magazine. Take that, take that. Also, you can’t do tall and lanky if you aren’t tall and lanky. Come to think of it, the only chick who could be Michelle Obama convincingly is Olive Oil. And she ain’t real. See…theory.
3) A Black Miss Hampton
Mostly because then you’d just be living a lie and nobody likes liars. Liar liar pants on fire. Plus, white chicks have totally laid claim to this one. This is probably the dopest costume a white chick could rock. Look out ladies, they’re coming for Black men next. Oh…wait.
Womp womp.
4) A Book
Mostly because if you go trick or treating in a Black neighborhood, most people won’t recognize you. And when we don’t recognize sh*t in the hood, we shoot first. And you do NOT want to get shot on some smarty art ninja stuff. I repeat, you do NOT want to get shot.
5) OJ Da Ju-man (or Juiceman, I’m still not sure how to properly spell this)
Think about it, while his mere persona is costumish and could possibly make for a fun look to see what you’re life would look like if you made all the wrong choices, imagine trying to say “buuuurrrrr” every 2.5 seconds and only speaking in sentences that end in “aye!” I tried this earlier today and believe you me, my boss couldn’t have been more unhappy with me. Hell, she banned me from using all words that even started with “a” because of it. Lucky for her my performance review is coming up or I’d totally aardvark that ass.
6) Any of the doctor’s from Grey’s Anatomy
Mostly because they STAY f*cking up folks at that hospital. It’s always somebody dying at Seattle Grace. Nobody would let you touch them. And touch, being one of the five senses is kind of like the hokey pokey…that’s what it’s all about. Makes no sense to me either. I’m here every Friday.
So good karma chameleons of VSB, those are a few that came across my desk as good but bad ideas for costumes, what are some others that can help folks not look like ignoramuses(i) for Halloween?
And remember, don’t be a Halloweeny, whoop that trick.
Happy hunting.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3 aka MR. I GOT MY TANGLE BACK
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negative on the following:
1. sarah palin: cuz i’mma smack the crap outta you just on g p.
2. ann coulter: see #1.
3. flavor flav: cuz no one wants to see that. you know what time it is…
4. any phase of michael jackson: cooome ooon…let him rest ya’ll!
5. kanye west: see #1. truth is, i won’t smack you cuz despite his penchant for a$$hole-ish ignorant behavior, i kinda like him. however, someone is bound to take it to you and have you talkin thru the wire. so naw…
@cam1ll3,
and btw, yes panama…that is man camel. *shivering*
@cam1ll3,
actually, it’s moose knuckle.
he he
@V.E.G.,
LMAO
@cam1ll3,
thank you for pointing that out, and thank you panama for ruining my crab and eggs
@The Champ, no problem
party party party let’s all get wasted.
@cam1ll3,
I guess we couldn’t be friends after Halloween 07 since I was Flav that year. This year I was thinking of being Darryl from “Coming to America” and hand out the family’s new product the home weave kit.
@d-weezy, You should make a recording of the soul glo song and play it on repeat as you walk around so it’s always playing.
@d-weezy, somebody came to the party I went to last year as DArryl from Coming to America….complete with bottle of activator…
@d-weezy,
i’ll take darryl over flavor flav, please and thank you.
@cam1ll3,
LOL…I was gonna say Ann Coulter. And number 3 definitely shouldn’t happen since it’s not fair. Flav is in a costume 365 (or 366) days a year.
@Cheekie,
is she really annoying or am just being mean? and everytime i see her now, i think of that one episode of boondocks…”i mean ugh ugh ugh ugh…”
A friend dressed up in a cops uniform for halloween a few years back. He had a pig mask and a box of donuts asking the po’lice if they wanted a donut. It was hilarious as I hear, until he went missing. The next morning as legend would have it, he resurfaced and he multiple knots on his head that rivaled Hasim Rahman’s hematoma courtesy of the Chicago Police department. If you are not familiar with Rahman’s hematoma…please google…its a b!tch.
I also saw a brotha wearing a toga and some sandals. Now I stopped short of invoking Riley and callin it how I saw it (Ni99@ u g@y!!) only cos this dude had stretch marks that would make octomom jealous. Please…keep…that…sh!t…hidden.
Lastly, a friend of mine a couple years back dressed in drag “for halloween”. His girl was with him and she had a harness with a strap on. They were apparently dressing up as each other. I would be able to handle it better now as I have matured…no that’s a lie. Some sh!t is better left unsaid/unbroadcasted/un-muthaeffn-implied.
@HabitualLineCrossa,
A friend dressed up in a cops uniform for halloween a few years back. He had a pig mask and a box of donuts asking the po’lice if they wanted a donut. It was hilarious as I hear, until he went missing. The next morning as legend would have it, he resurfaced and he multiple knots on his head that rivaled Hasim Rahman’s hematoma courtesy of the Chicago Police department. If you are not familiar with Rahman’s hematoma…please google…its a b!tch.
this definitely sounds like an episode of “when keeping it real goes wrong”
@HabitualLineCrossa, I also saw a brotha wearing a toga and some sandals.
if he was a Que…does he get a pass?
@Panama Jackson, “if he was a Que…does he get a pass?”
He coulda been Zeus himself…the way that tight a$$ toga was barely covering sh!t and showing everyone else the aforementioned stretchmarks and flab…he woulda been subject to random beatings for the rest of his natural life. Its principalities in this!!
@HabitualLineCrossa,
Were the people in the toga story white? White people love dressing up in togas. I think its from Animal House. I’ve never seen that movie. Come to think about it, the cross-dressing people sound white too.
My colleague and his friends are going as “Scare-aoke” like karaoke. He’s going as a cassette tape, one friend is the mic, and the other is the karaoke machine. It’s sounds cool, but I don’t know if he’s going to be able to pull it off. I hope he takes pictures….
Today, my firm is having a casual day in honor of Halloween, and they are having a costume contest. Can you imagine a bunch of lawyers coming to work in costume. I can already imagine someone coming as the North Carolina Rules of Civil Procedure. smh… it should be a very interesting day.
@N.I.A. naturally,
My colleague and his friends are going as “Scare-aoke” like karaoke. He’s going as a cassette tape, one friend is the mic, and the other is the karaoke machine. It’s sounds cool
is “cool” your way of saying “gay”?
@N.I.A. naturally, sounds like a whole lot of work for grown people to do. it’s like they have to actually build those costumes. i’m too lazy for all that.
i tend to go as lightskint man in DC.
If I see anyone dressing up as any player off the Yankees or Bill o’Reilly, I will be punching you in the back of the head
Speaking 80′s parties, I just attended one this past weekend. Here is a picture of my costume. I was funky fresh …
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/bfields112/IMG_0520.jpg
I wasn’t sure if it was a good idea but since I let the beard grow out a little I was planning to go as Malcolm X. I’m really just being lazy. Plus I wouldn’t mind adding another suit to my wardrobe, thus giving me a grand total of 2 suits.
I really want to go as Snarf from the Thundercats but can’t find the darn costume anywhere.
@eff yo couch,
LOL. Love the chain!
@eff yo couch,
I gotta question, it’s serious as cancer.
First thing that popped into my head.
@eff yo couch,
yoooo…you was fresh ta def!!!
@eff yo couch, Awww!
@eff yo couch,
lol. A +6ft. Snarf would scare the kiddies… hell, it would scare me. And I loved Snarf.
@eff yo couch,
Snarf? come on man..
@eff yo couch,
One word. Pantro.
…he was the brotha anyway.
Is eff yo couch the first VSB to post his actual picture up in here? OK, VSSes, it’s y’all’s turns!
And the Sergio Tacchini is takin’ it BACK!! Only a Bally suit could do that better.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, I say a leather MCM short set would be animal on em. AKA Jay Rome
@WuDaMan, nah, try the jackets where you zip open the hood for the Nike or Fila logo on your back like a cape, JJ Fad style.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, OMG you riiiight.
@WuDaMan,
yooooung! mcm tho?!
I. Can’t. Deal. With. This. Blog. LMAO
#3 tho? That was rude. lmao.
Anyway, I think going as Barbie would be good in theory but would just end up looking all types of crazy due to the creature known as Nicki Minaj… smh…
@Buxxy,
whhaaaat? you don’t like the harijuku barbie? that’s ok. i don’t either.
@Buxxy, as my gchat status message so clearly states:
nicki minaj’s voice makes me want to stab myself. repeatedly.
i absolutely HATE nicki minaj. and i don’t hate a lot of things but she actually makes my skin crawl. why can’t she just stick to a voice and run with it.
even with all that body, if she were in front of me nude, i think i’d still be offended.
@Panama Jackson,
HAHAHHHAHAHA. DAMN.
LMAO. I have to tolerate her because she is from my hometown. But I hate that lil girls and GROWN women look up to her. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am not fully convinced that she has that fatty for real. I need a swimsuit pic….
But yes, I am offended when she does that stupid eye thing after every verb
@Buxxy,
i admit this reluctantly, but the hussy has lyrical skill. her voice does grate upon my entire nervous system.
I think I’m just gonna be Kanye West carrying a mic and walking up to EVERYBODY I see with a costume on and say, “I’m gonna let you finish, (insert whatever someone is dressed as), but (insert other person within the vicinity) has one of the greatest costumes of all time. ALL TIME.”
Oh yeah, no skinny jeans or wack Kanye clothing for me.
@Monk,
not even the mini blind shades?
@cam1ll3,
The mini blind shades are fire tho
@Monk, how can you be kanye without the wack kanye clothing? that’s like a milkshake with no milk.
@Monk,
I’m hoping someone gives a heartfelt speech or something. Like someone proposes to their loved one and you interrupt them.
Guy: *taps wine glass* Ok, err-body quiet down for a sec. I got somethin’ to say. *takes girlfriend’s hand*
Girlfriend: O_O What….are…you…doing?
Guy: Boo, I’ve loved you from the first moment I saw you drunkenly tumbling on the floor at the club. *pulls out ring as crowd gasps* So, baby, I ask with all my heart, will you –
Kanye Monk: Homie, I’m happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Kobe Bryant had the best ring of all time!!
@Cheekie, lol, you crack me up with that scenario!
@Cheekie,
Officially dead after reading this scenario.
Y’all are cutting up.
@Cheekie,
Not a bad idea at all…lol!!
I have a 2520 friend that is dressing up as Aretha Franklin’s inauguration hat….not sure how this will work out in real life…perhaps I will send pictures in and when they surface.
@Happy Meal,
MUST see pics of this
@Happy Meal, That’s going to kill
@Happy Meal,
You know, I was always curious with 2520′s fascination with Aretha Franklin’s inauguration hat. I mean, this hat is nothing shy of what we see across america every Sunday morning in church.
Don’t old 2520 women wear big @ss hats too?
@AkShone,
no, lol, not that i’ve seen
@Smiley Face,
Au contraire. Big ugly arsed Baptist Sunday hats seem to be all the rage in the UK. Queen Vic has worn some doosies.
@Happy Meal,
Add me to the list of people who demand pictures of this. It’s either gonna be great or atrocious.
@Happy Meal, that’s much better than dressing up as Aretha’s areola.
@Panama Jackson,
hrrrghghgghghghgghgh
*sound of dry heaving*
@Happy Meal,
O_O
Please post this in public. Like, put it on a CNN jumbotron or some ish.
You are all kinds of wrong for #4. And 5…smh. I’m still trying to figure out if that Ninja is real or just a figment of my ghetto imagination…
But yea. Costumes I better not see:
*A Tampon: Because 2520′s in Ann Arbor would do some ish like that.
*Obama: last year was bad enough with all those
light skinned black men that hang with the 2520′sdonning a suit claiming to be him (I swear I saw like 5 of them in one club), so I definitely don’t want to see a repeat, especially from a 2520. Blackface is not cool.*The Mac Guy from the Commercial: Because I will not hesitate to walk up to you and call you an idiot.
@chaoticdiva,
i was about to add obama to my list, so i’m glad you did.
and a tampon. um…..i’m going to need folks to please refrain from that.
@chaoticdiva, so a tampon, a douchebag, and rosie o’donnel walk into a bar…
stop me if you’ve heard this one before…
@chaoticdiva,
i was trying to think of something witty to express my shock at the fact that folk would really, really dress up as a tampon for halloween. but, alas…i have nothing. i am just dumbfounded.
i say if they think that’s funny, then “Carrie” ‘em. at least they’ll be useful. bleh!
i just don’t want to see anybody dressed as michael jackson. because any ignorance or trumpfoolery associated with it is going to send me into all types of “aw hell naw,” mode.
and um….how you gone do michelle o like that? oh uh uh!
@charli skipper,
Awww, I was gonna let my kids and neices be the Jackson Five , lol.
@charli skipper, i aint do michelle wrong. society did michelle wrong.
and i feel like we’ll have an abundance of MJ costumes this year. it’s only right.
also…..i just don’t want to see anybody dressed as the da*n balloon boy. some fool has the nerve to be selling a costume for 19.95……first of all, i wish i would spy somebody’s grown a*s walking around with a mylar balloon tied to their hand like a toddler. and….ugh. i don’t know why i’m getting mad at a hypothetical situation. i think i just want people’s 19.95′s for myself.
@charli skipper,
i don’t know why i’m getting mad at a hypothetical situation.
its been a while, huh?
@charli skipper, the balloon boycostume is actually dope.
now imagine if that same dude had on a leopard print snuggie.
it’s nothing but gooder from there on out.
@Panama Jackson,
…i have a leopard print Snuggie.
SIDENOTE: Don’t let the Snuggie commercials fool you. I really thought that it closed in the back. Apparently, it’s wide open like a hospital gown. I was highly upset. I really planned on raising the roof in it too.
I went to an early Halloween party hosted by two people dressed as Kanye and Taylor Swift.The guy pulled it off but the girl didn’t even come close.
I would stay away from:
- Couples dressing up as Barack and Michelle especially if they don’t look anything like them
- Michael Jackson
- Anything to do with the recession. Not a good idea
@Leila,
- Anything to do with the recession. Not a good idea
i agree, although i’d applaud the effort of someone dressing up like the unemployment office
@The Champ,
“i agree, although i’d applaud the effort of someone dressing up like the unemployment office”
LMAO.
Me, too, actually. Especially if you wear a permanent DMV (place for cars; not the area) type scowl on your face like the workers.
@Leila, i think if you dress up AS THE RECESSION that would be dope.
you could be a bar graph showingthe economy tanking. or just being a broke rapper with a will rap for food sign.
Umm Osama Bin Laden…just don’t go there….
Ditto for painting your face to look like a race you are not. Get the frrrrruck outta there!
@Da Iceman,
what would you do if you went to a halloween party and saw osama bin ladin in blackface?
@The Champ, I’d have to shank him with a rusty screwdriver…you know, before he shanks me…
Ifn I see one mo bald overweight Superman in dunadanus (underoos) imma cry…why is it that the fine people never want to be the chexy characters…:( booooooooo
Beyonce…just…don’t..ain’t NOBODY ready for all that jelly!
@Smiley Face,
what are the sexy characters?
@The Champ,
chexy…as in (adult) Superman, Batman, non goofy costumes..but instead of Adam Rodriguez…you get Adam Sandler…not chexy….:(
I saw two beyonce’s in leotards. They pulled it off I guess.
@Da Iceman, its true , yes its true.
@Panama,first, that, sorry, those are indeed male Buffalo hooves LOL x2. Secondly, If you are ever in a town called Kogelo in the Republic of Kenya, please do not;
1. Mention some of the contents of this post regarding the person of the wife of…….whom they consider to be their most illustrious daughter with legend status. Why? There will be no consideration for any amendments to the law regarding freedom of speech. These and any other associated rights have been suspended for the duration of the reign of a certain first family. N.B Enforcement is and will be by public acclamation.
2. Dress up in any costume, Halloween or otherwise. Please. You do not want to know what happens to Juju* men who brandish their wares in public. I agree now that Most of Americans ‘strangeness’ has spread over the border but the understanding of it is still limited to basics like Wrestling federations, Presidential ambition and the fact that Commando became a governor .
*for our kin whose experience with Africa is limited to CNN. Juju is Muti; Witchcraft.
Finally, just to look like a fool who has yet to discover Google. Wothefock is the hullabaloo about. I thought this thing was for children. Real children! What the F is that guy doing in felt-pen marked Ballerina tights and an electric setup that is likely to grizzle his grizzly and leave him grizzless! Getoutahiaaa.
@Entebbe 104, I don’t dare touch one piece of this comment…
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
lol..you took the words right out of my mouth…
@Smiley Face, you so nasty.
@Panama Jackson,
…shush…don’t be tellin my secrets boy, lol
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, please elaborate. I’m slow.
@Entebbe 104, Juju! LMAO
hey do yall think I could pull off big worm?
@WuDaMan
hell yeah you could pull off big perm…I mean big worm
@ladytreez, Now to go score an ice cream truck n fill it w/ sticky chronic. mwuuaaa(evil laughter)hahahaahah
*strait face*
You playin w/ my money you playin w/ my emotions. LOL
5) OJ Da Ju-man (or Juiceman, I’m still not sure how to properly spell this)
Me and my homie were really planning on goin as Gucci and OJ for Halloween. He looks JUST like Gucci Mane, while I am light skinned and well versed in ignorance. I even had the overly colorful coogi shirt, too big for my face versace shades, and enough fake ice to make Rick Ross jealous. (Some of those things may or may not of been part of my 03-04 wardrobe)
@TPeezy, I don’t check for either of them cats, but from all of the talk about them both, am I to assume these two are literally the most over-the-top ignorant rappers in the entire pushing-40-year history of Hip-Hop? Worse than anyone from any year previous I could possibly name?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
I would say that their level of ignorance matches but does not exceed any other southern trap rapper you can think of.
However, what sets them apart is that they have mastered personal branding (Aye, Its Gucci, Burrrr) to a level that would have most ad copywriters jealous. Think of Gucci as the Aflac duck of hip-hop.
Plus their sh*t knocks….
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, yeah, they’re no worse than anybody else really. tpeezy is right though…they are SO hard, well mostly Gucci, on their brand game that freakin Gucci is getting a-list features and stuff. hell, he’s showing up on songs with real rappers like jadakiss. lol.
dude is about his business something serious. and to boot, the music ain’t half bad. dude has a good ear for the right beats.
truth be told, he’s no worse a rapper than Guru. we just all knew Guru could read and we’re not so sure about Gucci.
scream on ‘em.
@Panama Jackson,
“Guru could read and we’re not so sure about Gucci.”
Lol
Little known fact: Gucci was offered a scholarship to college to study computer science
@TPeezy,
Really? I didn’t know that the University of Phoenix offered scholarships.
@Panama Jackson, Gucci brought a new gal home.
@TPeezy,
“He looks JUST like Gucci Mane,”
If his lips also resemble his, don’t forget to bring the
CriscoCarmex!Anyway, as the Tron guy proves, don’t be a cosplay of any kind if you’re not in shape.
Otherwise, since I’m not a Halloween guy, I got nothing.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Anyway, as the Tron guy proves, don’t be a cosplay of any kind if you’re not in shape.
thats another topic by itself: “things out of shape people probably shouldnt try to do”
I was planning on donning a wig and a hooker-short skirt and pushing my t*ts to under my chin and go to a Halloween party as Kim from the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
However, the Mint Condition concert killed that thought. I will be sent “Swangin” with “Someone to Love” all while he is looking into my “Pretty Brown Eyes” tomorrow instead.
Oh…and for my costume DON’T –
Do NOT try to dress as Cat Woman and wear a catsuit if your @ss is three jelly donuts past “used to be coke bottle shaped.” It ain’t sexy.
@SexyCool, isn’t it amazing how good a show mint condition still puts on.
and equally amazing that nobody can name anybody else in mint condition aside from stokely?
@Panama Jackson,
WTF-evah! They came here and didn’t even do Pretty Brown Eyes. Then they did some techo-remix sounding version of their other hits. I was CRUSHED, do you hear me? I’m glad someone got all the proper releases signed before they went back on tour, but as far as I’m concerned, they still owe me $59 plus convenience fees and parking.
(Was still a hell of a show, though.)
@Panama Jackson,
Yeah. Stokely is the only one I know as well. Maybe the gap makes him unforgettable? IDK.
@Nikiloveli,
See, you gone make me burn The Fox Theatre down if they are tripping. However, I’m expecting the overall show to be dashit and sht. Eric Benet and Ledisi are performing as well.
And with that, I do believe that I have put in enough time on the plantation this week.
Dueces!
@Panama Jackson,
wrooooong! i remember kerry lewis. humph. that’s 2 members of mint condition. thaaaankkk yyyoooouuu
and i really do admire their music.
i’m sorry i missed yesterday…..
i ain’t gonna say…i promised to be good….i promised maself
hell…i don’t trick or treat…..i’m big black and hairy….folks run
@kingpinenut,
i’m big black and hairy….folks run
***insert joke about monique***
wack costumes:
mj..unless its kids
beyonce
old ladies in tina turner wigs…sorry mama
hookers and pimps..sorry lil brother
sexy cats..sorry daughter for letting somebody else pick your costume
cool costume:
deanna troy from the star ship enterprise
@flamboyantchiq,
mj..unless its kids
jordan or jackson?
what’s with the self-hate played for laughs? no. 4 is all kinds of ridiculous.
@GiGi, you must not read this blog very frequently.
@Panama Jackson,
everyday, actually, though i prefer champ weeks.
@GiGi, well shut my mouth wide open, me too.
yay.
@GiGi,
Well, I like…PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
“I remember for an 80s themed costume party I went to one year, I was Eazy-E. I had the fake chains, locs, jheri curl. And for good measure, I carried around a bottle of spray on AZT.”
Was it recently? Because I kinda wish someone screamed out, “TOO SOON!” when you walked in.
“4) A Book
Mostly because if you go trick or treating in a Black neighborhood, most people won’t recognize you. ”
Especially not Kanye West.
Other terrible Halloween Ideas (and by “terrible”, I mean, “I wish I had a camera so I can capture the footage of you trick-or-treating and upload it on YouTube so folks can clown you”):
1. Bruno…while walking down the streets in Compton. I went to a costume shop recently and saw a Bruno costume (the see-through plastic suit one) and thought it would be hilarious if someone rocked this in the hood.
2. Helen Keller.
3. Oprah (w/ an inflatable/deflatable belly) If she see you…you’re done. She got people. More than H&R Block.
4. Healthcare Reform Bill; on on that same note…
5. Teabagger
6. Taylor Swift with a Guy attached to her wearing a Swastika Shirt (ya’ll heard about this, right?)
7. Hand Sanitizer.
@Cheekie, you’re absolutely right about Kanye.
“really, i don’t even read no books.”
after that day, it all kind of made sense.
@Panama Jackson,
Yup.
dressing as dr. manhattan from the watchmen (completely nude, but painted blue) is probably simultaneously the best and worst costume idea a person could have, and is only matched in boldness and lewdness by the “flasher” costume one of my teammates rocked my freshmen year of college (completely nude, except for a trench coat and a condom on your wang)
i saw a kid dressed like a piece of fried chicken last year, and, if i still actually did halloween, this would definitely be the costume i’d choose
@The Champ, you gotta be a bold muhf*cka coming out butt naked. Probably in some cold weather too, stuff be shrivelling up, oh no iCan’t.
@The Champ,
“i saw a kid dressed like a piece of fried chicken last year”
Dayum, that’s kinda genius. Especially on a little kid.
I’d probably do the updated version of this and go as a KFC grilled chicken and put a sign on me that says “FREE”. But, I don’t like riots and ish, so…nevermind.
@Cheekie, that would be awesome!
@Cheekie,
LMAO! @ not starting riots and ish…
for real tho–if you skip the “FREE”sign, you ain’t got nuffin’ to worry about.
Don’t go as Borat. Don’t go as Obama. In fact, just don’t go. WTF is Halloween anyway?People will celebrate anything. People will celebrate their famalies getting raped and killed…
@Tres Crownz, WTF
@Tres Crownz, In fact WTF. Go home and lie down. Shiee.
@Entebbe 104,
The only 5 requirements for a ninja to holiday/celebrate ANYTHING including the rape and murder of their own famalies.
1.) Something for “Free.” (in words and deed)
2.) Off from work.
3.) Alcohol or Cook-outs.
4.) A white man said it was so.
5.) ignorance. (little or nothing known about the holiday)
Happy Halloween!
@Tres Crownz, have you heard of this new thing they are calling therapy.
@Entebbe 104, And how does that make you feel?
@Tres Crownz,
Try the decaf fam. It’s pretty tasty.
@ThePhiladelphiaNegro, Try a shot of reality cousin. It’s an aquired taste.
@Tres Crownz,
easy tiger…don’t destroy christmas for me too…
@cam1ll3, Destroy and build. The reality you build can be better than the one that’s built for you.
@cam1ll3,
well, ok. i can’t speak for everyone here but…no one in my immediate family was raped or killed on halloween. for me, halloween really is just a fun concept–and i have an excuse to gorge myself on candy w/o appearing to be crack-ish. I DON’T CARE about any underlying meanings or any other kooky crap that happens on this day because that’s not my purpose for the day. in short, you forcing your concept of reality into my funtime reading is destruction and there is absolutely no building. thanks anyway.
@cam1ll3, I think you’ve gotten Halloween confused with The 4th of July or Independence Day if you will or was that Columbus Day…. ; } Or maybe Thanksgiving, I forget. I forced my reality on you? I suggested you build your own instead of simply accepting the one built for you without cause. I smile when you make my points for me. Thanks for thinking. That’s all I really wanted. : ]
@Tres Crownz,
shadap
@atltx,
Badussy.
Re h1n1 costume. I’m a college professor and in our very useful Halloween discussion this morning one of the girls came up with a fabulous idea for just that!
Grim reaper costume over a pink body suit and snout.
I think it’d be genious.
if u are wyt do not dress as a black person. not cool. dressing as a tsunami, starving marvin from south park or as HIV/AIDS also not cool.
i’d probably dress as a packet of koolaid with the top halfway torn off…it’s hard to be original since everybody has done practically everything b4
Imma say this one mo time…Our Miss Hampton is not any more White than…Barack Obama. Her father is from Guam.
Ummm…don’t go to midtown in atlanta dressed as a penus? It’s gay pride weekend. If you do…let me know how that works out for you.
I didn’t even realize tomorrow is halloween. So…I’ve decided to wear non color matched thermal underwear with a nice scarf and I will go listen to rock and roll in little 5 points. Maybe a trucker hat and some church shoes to make the outfit pop. A michael jackson glove to accent. My moose knuckle will be on full display…for some lovely lady to fall in love with. I betcha I get some action…I betcha.
@atltx,
rotflmao…good luck and godspeed.
@atltx, Moose Knuckle… LOL! Ima whip up some Moose Knuckle for my girl* she stay hongry. atltx be sure to report how that worked out for you.
I saw a Rihanna…with a busted eye. Yeah, it was wrong. But it was still funny.
@Yonnie3k, I did too! She was with A Chris Brown….wrong…yes….hilarious…quite
@klysha, Oh snap! (yeah…bringin’ it back). Was Chris Brown wearing the overkill panderous blue sweater and bowtie?
@Yonnie3k, Yes he was!!! Hey were we at the same party…LOL…I was at the Ritz in DC
I say Oh Snap all the time BTW
I saw the best and scariest couple costume this weekend: mad cow disease and swine flu.
The chick was dressed as a pig with wings and a big syringe. Dude was the cow with some crazy sign around his neck.
They of course won the costume contest for couples