i own an suv. 
no, i dont have a wife, any kids, or any plans to go backpacking in the near future but, for me, the suv was the right choice. never mind the fact that it currently gets around 7 miles per gallon, making my monthly gas expenditures rival my freakin rent. forget about the fact that i live in the middle of a somewhat major city, making giant vehicles obsolete, and, while you’re forgetting about that fact, also forget about the fact that suv’s are actually the least safe vehicles to drive. try not to remember that a camry would undoubtedly do a much more efficient job of getting me from a to z…driving my truck just feels better, safer, and well, dammit, just feels better, and theres nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.
sounds crazy right?
well, not when you consider how we’re obsessed, even transfixed, with size. from our car choices and barbecue grills to our living spaces, bank accounts, and infatuation with professional athletes, our size obsession permeates everything we think about and everything we do.
with that being said, our borderline compulsive fixation with penis size is the most conspicuous manifestation of this obsession.
i wont lie. penis size does matter…but why are we so obsessed?
there are many answers to this question, but it all basically comes back to one word: anonymity
as the deviant pointed out on her blog last week, it’s the great unknown. there’s no other human body part thats completely left up to the imagination. one of the reasons why it’s somewhat easier for men to fantasize about anonymous sex than it is for women is that there isn’t really that much left up to the imagination with a women’s body. it’s not very difficult to imagine exactly how any women looks naked, regardless of how clothed they might be.
the penis, on the other hand, remains largely anonymous, and dealing with this anonymity pushes us to the brink of insanity. if you think “insane” is too strong of a word, how else would you explain some of the penis size theories that have permeated our consciousness? pretty much any other measurable trait, from race to height to hand size to nose width to confidence level and career choice, have been “found” to correlate with package. i even had a female friend tell me that “without fail, guys with light colored cars always have big d–ks“.
how else can you explain that, despite the numerous studies that have measured and reported that the erect penises of the vast majority of male humans on this planet fall somewhere between the 5 to 7 inch range, there are women who refuse to even entertain the notion that anything less than 9 couldn’t possibly ever satisfy them?
and, just in case you aren’t convinced that we’re completely nuts yet, a recent study found that while 85 percent of women were “satisfied” with their partners equipment, only 55 percent of men were pleased with their own joy packages…proof that we’re just as nuts about this as you all are!!
ehhhh. forget about all of this. i’m just looking forward to the day when my truck is completely paid for, and i can trade it in for something much bigger more efficient.
—the champ
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This seems to be a recurring theme =); maybe you should read Hung by Scott Pulson-Bryant (sp?), if you haven’t already. He takes this topic on. Maybe I’ll take a look at my copy again when I get home and comment about it.
With all of this ’size angst’ on both sides (for you guys, and us women), I hope this won’t be an issue for me in the future!
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 12:19 am
“This seems to be a recurring theme =)”
this is exactly why we decided to go with this topic today. regardless of the topic choice, the size issue kept coming up in the comments, and we felt that it was time to devote an entire day to this discussion.
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I thought we spent all day talking about this the other day? or was that a side bar conversation I had?
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am
*see above*
Conditioning. I can’t figure out a way to answer your questions without repeating myself from a previous entry’s comments. But we’re also ruled by our sexuality, so I can’t imagine why we wouldn’t be obsessed with something we’re constantly told (through everyday suggestions, even with tallest-building wars, etc) holds all the power.
Its the one thing we have to believe because we don’t have enough evidence to discount it. The only truth surfacing out of all this “research” is: there is no definite anything correlating to penis size. I know big footed men with babydix, shy gentle men with mandingos. Not all bowlegged men are packing. Not all black men are well hung. Not all asian men are inadequate. We just need something concrete to erase mystery — almost like religion.
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 8:19 am
lol, when you said “big-footed men” i imagined a clan of hairy, 8 foot tall men with feet the size of small toilets. i think i need some breakfast
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Don’t forget that some men are “growers not show-ers”.
(courtesy of dean from Weeds)
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Yes…
Let’s put it on the table.
*I wonder how long it will be before someone makes a comment on how big it has to be to actually be on the table.*
Wait. I just did.
I was surprised to read that The Champ thinks size matters?
I’ll say this as someone who likes sex, studies sex, watches sex, has sex and is planning a career very inter-related to sex – I stand by what I said…
Size doesn’t matter.
Now don’t get me wrong. Everything – or in this case, every dick – ain’t for everybody.
Just like there are variations in body types, there are variations in the sizes and shapes in our naughty bits.
But the issue on the table doesn’t seem to be about finding the right fit for us as individuals.
The issue I have with the whole “Big Dick” thing is that most girls want a man with a big dick before they’ve even seen, nevermind had a dick anywhere near their person. Before you’ve even had sex, you’re talking about what you do and don’t like.
(I don’t know about you but I was taught to try things before I said I don’t like them.)
What’s worse is that some women think that a big dick is a guaranteed orgasm. Wrong.
Bottom line is a bad fuck is just a bad fuck.
Think about that. Let it marinate.
And then do what Goldilocks did and find one that’s “Just Right”.
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
“Size doesn’t matter”
when i say “size matters”, i dont mean it in a literal sense. what i’m trying to convey is that as long as we are obsessed with it, it will continue to matter. maybe it’s all in our minds, maybe not…but you can’t argue that the perception doesn’t exist.
it reminds me of the person who’ll write a 2000 word column based on why “race” doesn’t matter anymore. it’s like, “well, if it doesn’t matter anymore, why is your ass still writing 2000 word columns about it?”
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Damn it. I knew I was going to leave something out.
I knew you weren’t being literal.
(I just forgot to say so. That’s what happens when you try to write a masterpiece at midnight and then leave it ’til the morning.)
And I agree with you. It is perspective that even makes this topic pertinent.
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
i like it when people agree with me. you should do that more often
*Stands up and looks around*
Yeah I have nothing to add to this conversation.
*Adjusts third leg and walks struts out of room*
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The Killa is satisfied with his weapon….and pretty much doesn’t care about any other weapons….
That said, all you have to do is look at our favorite monuments (Cleopatra’s “needle”, the Washington “monument”) or the female responses on one of my favorite message boards when one of Mandingo’s scenes are posted to know that The Killa appears to be alone in this sentiment….
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
bgol?
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the killa Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Nah, 730….LOL
I haven’t been on BGOL in AGES, and I heard that they have banned Blunt and are going subscription only, so looks like I won’t be back….
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
yeah, its going downhill quick as hell.
*wistfully reflecting on the good ole days of excellent porn, errr, “adult-themed” message boards
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Is it true that it’s harder to have orgasms with huge (huge, not just big) peenees (bringing it back!) because there’s “no room”? Some girl told me that and I peed laughing. But then I hmm’ed.
Deviant, what do you plan on doing, career-wise? You don’t have to answer that, I’m just being nosy, it piqued my interest
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Ob/Gyn…
I’m not in it for the pussy… I want to help bring life into the world.
(I’ve seen enough pussy in porn to know that everybody’s nether regions aren’t all that pleasant to look at…)
But now I’m thinking that Sex Therapist might be a viable alternative…
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Ohh this is one thing that fascinates me about the menfolk. Ok so length and girth what do guys prefer to have. Why do men care so much about size? Do you guys think penis size is the same power, wealth, hot women?
Women harp on it too, that is the FIRST thing we clown on a dude that has pissed us off, is it because it bothered us all along or because we want to hit a sensitive nerve? I really want to hear your readers opinions. If you are a size queen, is it because your first was a big-un? What is your minimum, maximum size?
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Dorian G. Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 11:36 am
“Ok so length and girth what do guys prefer to have. Why do men care so much about size? Do you guys think penis size is the same power, wealth, hot women?”
Not to sound conceited but I couldn’t be more satisfied with my length and girth. I strongly believe most men just want to satisfy their partners and once thats met everything else is ego. The problem is we find everything to inflate our egos. Who has the better car, who has the better looking woman, who dresses better, who has the best job/most money…etc. Not to ramble but again the penis size thing is mostly a satisfaction issue, men have the same anxiety about their earning ability/power or anything else that they need to satisfy their women.
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
“I strongly believe most men just want to satisfy their partners and once thats met everything else is ego”
this is it right here. not only do we want to satisfy who we’re currently with, we want to be able to potentially satisfy everyone else as well. i dont know if thats purely ego, or some type of instinctual contingency plan we all have to prepare us for any situation/vagina. who knows
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Having a “shrimp-d*ck” is nearly a death sentence. Size must play a role in a man’s psyche and thus behavior. In a world that is rife with sexual tension and driven by testosterone… men establish their self-worth, in part, through their genitalia. This is really a primal issue. Man’s primary role is to procreate. If size is the initial indicator of a man’s virility and ability to satisfy a woman, then of course a man’s size is going to play a role in his swagger. Having small genitalia is the equivalent of erectile dysfunction—it’s a f*cked-up situation for all parties involved. Men can distract women (and men) from their insecurities with flashy clothes, nice cars, fragrant colognes and large pocket books but when a man is stripped of all of these trinkets…a man only has his body–muscles and genitals. Wipe me down!
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Jess Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
“Every day is a good day when you got a big dick.”
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
This quote is hilarious! LOL! where did it come from!
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The phallus is considered a symbol of power and masculinity. As D*stroy said, the man’s job functions are tied to the peen, and the size is (mistakenly) tied to the ability to perform well. And you have the pornos which reinforce that notion, with these men who are usally DAMN ugly, but are often large penised and sexually voracatious and highly capable.
I’m not a size queen, but my BFF is. She attributes it to okay sex with a small dude for years, then breaking up with him and finding phenominal sex with a few huge guys. Yeah, a big, pretty dick makes my eyes get huge and my expectaions for a good night grow, but it’s all about the stroke. If you can work it, you can work it. You can lean on your third leg but only so much.
I almost pity men about this. See, if a guy hollers at me, he knows he isn’t getting a big-booty Judy, but that I have a very ample chest. He signed up for that at the door. But with men, you never know what you are gonna get and some women don’t hide their disappoinment.
As long is you are cute and are over 5′10, I’ll work with you though.
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Ms. Freckles Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
“Yeah, a big, pretty dick makes my eyes get huge and my expectaions for a good night grow, but it’s all about the stroke. If you can work it, you can work it. You can lean on your third leg but only so much.”
It’s not just all about the stroke…and here’s why:
A itty-bitty penis having man can stroke, turn, flip or dive into your womanhood all he wants and you STILL NOT FEEL A THING. So it’s truly not all about the stroke.
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“NOT FEEL A THING”
Hmm…
I’ve always felt SOMETHING.
Even if it wasn’t EVERYTHING I thought it would be.
(Maybe I’m just tight like that… No ego.)
You know the size of the space getting filled matters too… A Smart Brotha (no relation) once told me, “The Titanic was big but it couldn’t plug up the Atlantic Ocean.”
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Me and a bunch of friends were just talking about this yesterday and cracking the fuck up.
My girl jess had just start talking to this guy, and she was giving us his stats (this is what us woman do to brag about our latest snag, trust its for the man’s benefit, because we want our girls to think you are the shit right? RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT…..) Anyway, so she is raving like, he’s a lawyer, he went to Howard (we all went to HU), he drives an Audi, he lives in the Medici ( these fly ass luxury apts in Downtown, Los Angeles)he’s a dark skin cutie, he dresses nice and preppy, great teeth, and he is a gentleman.
Then there was a calmness in the room. A brief intermission of silence, and then every one pipes in on what they know is most likely the final answer… LITTLE DICK.
Whenever a man is too good to be true, has all his shit together, and looks good on paper, he usually has a little ass dick and/or horrible stroke game.
It’s a sad reality, but it is true. I don’t know if a man’s success is heightened because he is making up what he lacks in size (this would explain why broke hood dudes always got big ass dicks and good ass sex)
Does one achieve less, when they pack more?
To hit that or not to hit that? That is the question…
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
But was his “little dick” doing the job? I mean is your girl fucking him because he’s good, little dick and all or because he’s “accomplished”?
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
good question
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I don’t think anyone can completely explain our obsession with our “members”.
At least I’m glad its been going on for hundreds of years so I can’t feel like its just me.
Have you seen the Washington monument! I guess they thought the idea of GW f*cking the sky would be really cool …
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
yeah, the world is full of phallic symbols, that basically serve no purpose other than being phallic symbols.
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I wish I could say size doesn’t matter but it does, especially for a man with a small or thin wand.
However just because you are packing like a porn star doesn’t make you Casanova. I(a friend of mine) was once with a dude who was BLESSED, he had length about 10″ and girth, He felt he didn’t have to work it cause of its size and when he did it felt like he was trying to get a cervical culture. Not pleasurable in the least (or so I heard). So being blessed can be a curse too. I also started to talk to a dude once who warned me about his size, because (in his words) he had scared women away. He claimed to be working with 11″. I never saw it for myself because he was so obnoxious we never got that far.
In retrospect, its always the humble guy that a. is a compatible size and b. knows how to work it. you know the type, not flashy at all doesn’t need to push an SUV to display his male prowess.
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
“doesn’t need to push an SUV to display his male prowess.”
hey…i resent that!!
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Hey hey hey… I wasn’t talking about you… but if the SUV fits…lol Just checkin to see if you read all the posts. (Kind of like I do with my students)
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
i’m very thorough with mines. (double entendre intended)
I found business woman’s comment to be hilarious and a valuable look into the secret society of black chick-dom. B-woman, I am really glad that you posted this comment. This whole hood n*ggas question got me thinking about some sh*t. Note: This theory is far-fetched and a bit complicated but bare with me. Again, I’m just throwing this out there but… what if the ratio of black shrimp-d*cks to non-shrimpies was based on genetic tweaking during breeding process from slavery. It is an established fact that slaves with the most desirable physical characteristics were bred with other slaves with superior physical attributes. Those with the greatest physical aptitude were generally field hands and less exposed to intellectualism (books, standard English etc). Now, it has also been frequently asserted that the quantifiable levels of success for black folks are directly attributed to the longstanding affects of slavery (ie broken families, illiteracy, etc). So, Businesswoman, if in fact your assertion, that hood niggas typically out-size the educated brothas, is correct… then perhaps it is because they have genes that are more closely linked to the field hands and thus the superior physical attributes?! Eureka, b*tches!
Summary:
Big jammy=Field Negro=Hood N*gga
Lil jammy=House Negro=Howard Lawyer as depicted by the BUSINESSWOMAN.
*I realize theory is pretty nuts and that I am no genetist… but hey, I’m just a kid with some crazy ideas. Wipe me down.
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
ROTFL~ Im walking over to the Sociology and Anthropology department(s) right now to ask some of the profs over there about your hypothesis.
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
LOL! Just tell em “don’t steal D*stroys sh*t”… I plan to turn this into a Doctoral Dissertation entitled “The Origins of a Shrimp-D*ck Nation.”
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
as far fetched as that sounds, there might be some truth in it. even if you look at the sport which requires the most brute force and strength (football), the majority of those guys come from little farm towns in the south, and mostly likely had ancestors who were field hands.
see, verysmartbrothas.com definitely brings out the SMART.
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Champ–I thought you might feel me on this. BTW, read your blog on phobias. F’in Hilarious!
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
what blog and where?
*humor me, i’m getting old*
The Culture (rules) of the Pen!s:
1. By the woman law of 2008, all penises are to be at least 7 inches or longer. Anything less is considered uncivilized and should only be presented to midgets.
2. The stroke of penis must be long, deep and fulfilling. Width with length is what makes the difference.
3. If you are in the itty bitty pee-wee club, the first step is to acknowledge it and not brag about a package you really don’t have.
4. If you are “blessed” with a abnormally large penis…please be advised: “beating up the pussy” is no good. If you want to the pussy to be fully functional…you must treat it with the uttermost care.
Class Dismissed.
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
There is no woman law.
No group of women can exist without conflict long enough to agree on anything, let alone a set of rules that they can’t enforce.
And 7 inches is unnecessary unless your pussy is deformed. What’s the extra 3 inches doing for you?
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Ms. Happy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Those extra 3 inches are easily accessing the g-spot and in return causing a multitude of orgasmic erruptions. Has nothing to do with a vagina being deformed….maybe your 5 inches just isn’t good enough for most.
Just my .03 cents.
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
My 5 inches??
Should I address the obvious gender confusion, your apparent misinformation of the location of the g-spot or the Math?
Hmm… Decisions. Decisions.
Extra inches have no impact on your g-spot, girth maybe but not length… Fact: the greatest number of nerve endings are at the ANTERIOR (that’s the FRONT) portion of the pussy!
I can hit my g-spot with my finger (and not even the longest one) because I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
And most importantly, orgasms are more mental than physical, so my advice to you:
GET YA’ MIND RIGHT…
Jess Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Shorter penises have hit the gspot better in my experience
Ms. Freckles Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Never had the experience of a smaller penis hitting any spot for me other than my last patient nerve. lol.
Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:39 am
yeh it’s all mental baby. 7 inches or longer? wtf? that sounds like it might f*ck up my uterus. no one is reading this shit right now. i could tell my life story and no one would bat an eye. insomnia sucks. as does being addicted to vsb when you’re supposed to be writing a short story for school. fudge.
The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
this entire comment, replies and all, might be the single funniest comment in the short history of verysmartbrothas.com
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I’ve never been one of those women who believed that having big dicks were the end all and be all of sexual expression. But I do understand the pressure in society to have/experience a ” big dick ”
I have never enjoyed myself with any man that has a considerably above average size penis. Not ever. The two really big dicks I’ve experienced have been straight up painful and non-fun. Whenever I hear women talking about how their man has a nine or ten inch dick, I assume their lying, or delusional.
But it poses a good question as to why IS size so important to us, that so many men AND women are more than willing to lie about it? I honestly blame porn for it. People are seeing these extra big dicks and thinking to themselves: ” YES! THAT IS WHAT WOMEN WANT! How could I NOT think she wants her pussy to be stretched to the point that it’s GAPING OPEN! THAT’S SEXY! ” Forgetting that half the stuff that happens in MOST porn would be painful and non-fun for the average woman. I watch porn in recreation, but I can’t help but cringe when I see Pinky get impaled by an 11 inch penis. This can’t possibly be what women are saying that they want.
Anyway, I’m not going to lie and say bigger can’t be better. But biggest IS NOT best.
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Ms. Happy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I’m so sorry to hear that Ree…you must be the very few who qulify for the tiny pee wee man. It’s okay…there are some women who prefer it. But for those ladies such as myself that need the long, deep and large nasty stroke….yeah…I need someone 7 inches or more.
It’s really disappointing that you found the larger penises to be painful. Maybe they weren’t breaking you in properly.
{shaking my head and thinking}: More big dick for me! lmao
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
LOL. I don’t know what it is. But aside from being painful, the sex was just bad.
I’m a punk when it comes to the large peenee. ;|
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Though, I should say that seven inches is probably the perfect size. Not too big, not too small. ;]
buboniccalypso Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Me too girl…me too
Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:42 am
i can’t say i’ve ever stopped a man in the middle of his hard on and said ‘hey baby, can you pass me the ruler? i wanna measure your penis so that i can blog about it’
i’m stoopid.
Wise Diva Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
it’s definitely NOT the best. Some are much too hard on the girl’s hardware, man. Most women are cured of being a size queen after running up on Mr. Loch Ness Monster.
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:15 am
you all are seriously killing me with some of this imagery
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Aisha Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Pain does not a good sexual experience make…or something to that extent. My experience with large penises hasn’t been exactly pleasurable. Just pure pain. Especially since one of the two men I’ve slept with felt like he was trying to drill his way into my guts. It doesn’t help that men like to bend women anyway they see fit. The second guy just put me in a strange position and no matter what we did, it always hurt. I’m fine with seven inches. -raises her wine glass-
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buboniccalypso Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I used to get jealous when my girls would talk about feeling the dick up in the guts…saying how good it felt….I would think hmmm….I bet that would feel delicious…and then I experienced it and really it felt like my fucking cervix was being pushed out of place…..big dick hurts…and pain does not equate pleasure.
just my 3 cents
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Aisha Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Now, in terms of cervical pain, I don’t want having sex to feel like I have pelvic inflammatory disease. But I am a masochist in my own right. There’s other kinds of pain I enjoy, but having a giant dick drilling into my entrails is not my idea of fun. LOL
Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 am
can i just say i good friend of mine slept with a big penii guy and he actually really f’ed up her cervix. her gyne doc actually said “someone f’ed the shit out of you. again….i’m talking to myself.
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Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:40 am
it’s all about the stroke
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Most of the pornos I have seen, those guys dicks look pretty darn average…but whatever, that’s my tunnel vision
I for one am very petite and slim, and it has just been the usual occurance that the bigger the better for me… but I will say that, I have sampled the “others” and they werent that bad either. All in all, it depends on how you feel about the person and/or how you are feeling at the time.
This whiteboy who was average ass hell (dick wise), use to have me singing because he use to marinate that ass before it went down (we had long ass dates that consist of lots of wine)
And then there was my bf of 3 years (yes bitches, 3 years)who was tiny but made me come in like 60 seconds everytime, I swear to god, and I know it was because I just loved his thin dick ass to death. But when the relationship faded, so did the nuts.
So it is, what it is. I say you are lucky to even a find a man you want to hit
Thats my current problem, these fools aint even getting past the first phonecall anymore
Deezam
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Yeah, I spoke about this a couple topics ago. I think if you really like the man attached to the dick, chances are you’re going to enjoy the sex no matter how many inches he is, within reason.
Both of the big dicks I experienced was with dudes that are definitely on my ” why the f*ck would you ever in your whole life, EVER, EVER THINK OF LETTING HIM NEAR YOU. ” list. So, I mean. That could largely contribute to my big dick dislike.
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Concerned Lady Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Hmmm….LUBRICATION is key especially with large great magnificant penises. KY has many great brands to fit your particular vagina issues. So…if you dry…get the plain KY…if you scurrrrred of the big dick, get the extra slick lub…
I say lub it all up and take it to the VA-of-gina!
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Lube would have worked.
But I thought to myself, if he doesn’t make me wet or does the things necessary to accomplish this beforehand, then we may as well just stop. ;|
Ms. Freckles Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I use to think that way too until I had a great conversation with my OBGYN. Apparently, lub helps take the pressure off of your vagina even when you are “wet enough” in your own opinion.
Though a man may cause you to become naturally moist, sometimes the body needs a little extra help. Have you ever had sex so much (even though you stayed naturally moist) and ended up sore the next day? Lubrication helps eliminate that.
Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’m not saying I’m not a fan of lube. I agree with you that it can make a sexual experience more enjoyable. And it works wonders for those marathon sex sessions on the weekends.
But in the situation I had with The Big Dick, I almost felt like, NOTHING is going to remedy this situation. After about five minutes into it, I just had to stop because it went past the point of starting to get dry, to where I felt like my cervix was being knocked out of place. But ol’ girl might be right, if he would have taken his time, I could be on the completely different side of this argument.
The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i will say that just a tiny bit of lube does make a noticable difference. its almost like a chemical reaction…just a couple drops of ky makes even the wettest wet even wetter. i know this sounds somewhat redundant, but it makes sense in my head, and that’s all that matters
Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 am
preach champ, preach.
x Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:58 am
On an unrelated, but related not…
I don’t even like lube sometimes. Yeah you get in it, but sometimes you get too much glide going on and you don’t get that good friction that causes the best nuts.
This applies to beating off as well. Sometimes you need something with a little bit less “slick” so you can…
Im getting off on a tangent here.
Carry on.
The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:18 am
**the first nominee for vsb.com’s annual “most TMI-ish comment of the year” contest**
buboniccalypso Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Im thinking nice slow strokes is the key if you have a big dick….and maybe a lil lube wouldn’t hurt the process either.
Catwoman Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Ok, so here is my two cents…
I’ve experienced the “OMG, his thingy is HUGE” guy before and let me tell you, I thought I was going to rip when he first entered the cave. However, he was very aware of his unusual size and therefore took his time to make sure I was properly loosening up for the occassion.
What it boils down to is your partner taking his time and making sure he’s properly getting you hyped up for the excitement to come. After about 10 minutes of him trying to get me use to his penis, I was ready to ride that buffalo. It’s all about technique.
Now let’s take a moment of silence for smaller dicks of the world. Because after having the king kong in your life and it pleases you…it’s truly hard to convert back to what some women consider normal.
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
HAHAHA. THE KING KONG.
Classic.
CHALLENGE!!!
Right now I’m calling “Bullshit!” on all this talk of villainous* dick requirements.
I feel like a lot of this is the female version of bragging on a dick you don’t have. Maybe it’s the ultimate form of penis envy. I don’t know.
I challenge all the women on here to personally measure the “good dick” their getting and come back and let me know if you’ve been selling yourselves short on how big your man’s dick really is.
My longest finger is 3-1/2 inches long from base to tip ( I know because I physically measured it.)and I know what my cervix feels like.
You can’t possibly be able to take on 10 inches of dick… Unless dudes are fucking you all up in your uterus sideways, where is it going???
*Villainous dick refers to a dick that so big it can’t possibly be good.
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Thank you!
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Sorry but this sounds outrageous. But before I proceed… can you explain where you were going with the whole 3-1/2 inches bit. I am hoping that you are not saying that that is the extent of a woman’s depth. I also was a bit thrown when you said (in response to the seven inch jammy) what do you need with that additional 3 inches?” You do realize that 4 inches is below average…don’t you?
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Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Apparently the vagina is only about four inches long. But it stretches when a woman is aroused to prepare for penetration.
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
At the risk of sounding like a dummy…Where does the rest of it go?! You guys can’t tell me that I am just imagining sh*t.
Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
It stretches, D. Like during child birth. Pussy is very flexible. But it only goes so deep.
D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Wow…This is some crazy sh*t man! i feel like I’m in the matrix or something. ok, so when stretched to the furthest point of elasticity…how deep are we talkin’ then? Sorry Ree but I really don’t know nan about this stuff. Well, within reason.
Ree Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
LOL. It’s okay. A lot of people don’t know about the mechanics of genitalia.
I always read that the pussy is four inches relaxed, but can stretch up to six or seven with no problem ( or pain ). Obviously since there are porn stars who can take foot long dicks, the pussy can be stretched more. But I think that is at the risk of the vagina losing some of it’s tightness and ability to stretch, and go back to it’s regular ( four inch ) size.
Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Ree,
“A lot of people don’t know about the mechanics of genitalia.”
– Thank you for pointing out a very serious problem.
Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Up, over and out…
Just kidding.
I mean it does stretch (If it didn’t childbirth would be gruesome.) but usually an XL dick is knocking you all in your cervix.
And any women who’s been at the working end of a speculum know that is not necessarily a good feeling.
Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
D*stroy,
Pussy is not that deep.
And I mean that both literally and figuratively.
The average is about 4 inches.
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Jess Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
It stretches hun
Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I pointed that out up yonder ^ when D*stroy asked but I hope the people realize that it doesn’t stretch THAT much…
There isn’t just a lot of free space in your abdomen like that.
jess Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
LOL. I was talking to him, and I jumped the gun is all.
This is almost cute
Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
“You can’t possibly be able to take on 10 inches of dick” ~ some women can and speaking form experience yes it can be uncomfortable and at times not…and to answer someone else I dont know where the 3″ goes but it does seemingly go in, perhaps its an illusion, like when they made the statue of liberty disappear
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Ana,
Did you actually measure it or did it just look like 10 inches of dick?
And maybe “can’t” was the wrong word. It’s possible just not for every woman. And like you said it’s not always comfortable.
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I did not take out a ruler and measure but it was bigger than my 8″ toy. And you are absolutely right it isn’t always comfortable.
Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
But even your toy is not going in up to the hilt…
Let me say this: I am not equating the big dick to a unicorn. They do exist.
I understand that “big” is subjective term. – What’s big to me, may not be big to you…
But when I hear woman talking about how” it has to be at least ‘__’ inches to satisfy me”, I think that’s ridiculous.
Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
and I agree with you… my personal preference is between 5″-8″ with good girth. my index finger satisfies me but its not what I prefer. Just like I prefer to have my cervix intact after he is done. Which is why I do not prefer anything “king kong”esque. Because though I understand that the vagina is a muscle I would prefer it not to rupture under extreme situations.
jess Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I think mine broke :[
The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:20 am
“the villainous dick” sounds like a Vivid Video series about a private eye and his, ummmm, “clients”
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Vivid does come up with some cheesy story lines.
But that’s what happens when you let the *ahem* “talent” get involved with production.
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:36 am
i prefer my porn titles to be like tyler perry plays…completely lacking any nuance or subtlety. forget about “saving ryans privates” or “the villainous dick” and give me “phat booty and big boobs, part 4″. when it comes to porn, i dont want to have to think
Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:54 am
you stoooooooooopid. LOL. ok…i gotta do my writing now. i’m out.
Are we measuring width and length…or simply length?
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Both are important but when it comes up *tee hee* in conversation, all we hear about is length…
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Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 am
yo length is b.s. i’m here to tell you. i know this because my mom is a sex therapist (that’s a lie) but seriously no one is reading this but i’m telling myself it’s practice for the short story i’m gonna write about the short penis that worked me into a glorious “o”. it can happen y’all it CAN happen. length is overrated in my opinion. am i just talking to God now? hi God, i’m talking about penises. sweet dreams.
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LOL…ya’ll are looney up in here today. Definitely made my Tuesday go faster! lol
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You know, I really had nothing to add to this convo…mostly cuz I’m hung like a motherf*cking horse.
LOL. i just had to throw some randomness in there.
and by the way, deviant, you are SLAYING me over here. keepin’ it real never had it so good.
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I’m just trying to “help a sista out” by sharing my testimony.
You know: “Each one teach one.”
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Ya know… someone could really read this discussion and come away thinking that small penises are “in.”
…never thought I’d see the day…
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I don’t think anyone is saying small is in… At least I am not saying it is in, give me 5-8″ (with a good girth) any day and I don’t care if 3″ hangs out or doesn’t fit
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
LMAO!!! “I don’t care if 3″ hangs out or doesn’t fit” WOW…what more can I say. LOL!
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
All penises should be “in”…
And again, I mean that both literally and figuratively…
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
So Deviant, you clearly have O.G. of this sh*t (O.G is short for obstetrician-gynecologist)… if a dude, that you found attractive, approached you talkin’ bout “hey girl, I got money and a pipsqueak penis. what’s really good?” (or whatever ‘game’ that works on you)
“Pipsqueak penis”= 3.5″
Do you give him a ticket to ride? Or do you send him packing?
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
typographical editing…that was supposed to say “you clearly have established yourself as the O.G. of this sh*t”…
my bad y’all
Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
First,
I resent the money comment. I am NOT the high maintenance girl. I fucks with public transportation.
Second,
If an attractive dude is coming at me with his A-game and I’m liking it…
Step right up.
No bullshit.
And if his dick game is right, can ride this ride again!
D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Gangsta. I expected nothing less. I aint madatcha either…you really seem to know the anatomy in and out so I’m willing to give you the crown. Viva la O.G.!
I did find it funny that you resent the “money” part and not the “pipsqueak penis” part of the question. LOl
Common Knowledge:
The vagina has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. For some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are NOT sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of FIVE (5) to SEVEN (7) inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.
please see http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2067.html
LMAO!!!!! Knowledge is Power
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
FYI..thank you for that. I recommend everyone go home tonight and look at their vagina’s, if you haven’t done so already. Men too. Well not your vagina but the one you frequent most.
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Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:00 am
i’m looking…wait what am i looking for?
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D*stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
damn! Damn! DAMN! I’ve been hoodwinked! I’m glad somebody shined some light on this sh*t.
From now on… I’m going to “Know the Ledge!” Thanks.
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
That’s good info…
But it’s not really COMMON KNOWLEDGE now, is it?
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panama Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:15 am
ya know, i think i learned more in those two paragraphs than i have in 19 years of formal schooling.
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:22 am
i agree. this entire comment section should be required reading for all 18-35 year old people.
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Ana B Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I recently had a discussion with college aged women about their reproductive system, at some point they started to ask me questions and I realized that they had no clue. I was like. You all are out there as promiscuous as you want to be and why dont you know this? Like its already been said, each one teach one
Powerful Website for those who cannot get any play due to lack of girth and length…
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/01basica.html
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The Champ Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
they had me at “monkey grip”
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Deviant Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Wow…
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D*Stroy Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
FYI–um, I’m just wondering but…how do you stumble onto a site like that?
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
you know I was wondering the same thing. Though I have seen (On HBO’s Real Sex) and used some of those techniques before
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Ana B Reply:
April 15th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
let me clarify, I have preformed them on a man… very effective
Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Was that the same episode where they had someone teach them how to give head?
I think I saw that.
I couldn’t believe they put dildos in the dishwasher. I was amazed.
Ana B Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
that episode was actually a portion of the Giving Head special. But yes that is the one
Whoa…
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you men and your penis envy…(shakin my head).
i’m glad women arent like that about the size of their breasts…or are they??
Lol
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:33 am
i think you all are like that about your weight, but thats a completely different topic
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You guys are hilarious! Dyoung, you’re right, its the anonimity although I do make certain assumptions about a man’s size based on his height. Not always accurate but,eh.
My uh, subway isn’t that long so 5 inches is plenty. Anything more than 6 is uncomfy and I personally don’t enjoy getting my cervix slapped by an xxxl penis.
Seriously, take out a ruler and measure 6 inches…that’s a lot of penis!
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:28 am
K.
Thank you for your testimony.
Your honesty is refreshing!
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:23 am
lol at *subway*. since you named it that i guess we can assume that it’s “fresh”
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Ya know, this brings to mind both a short story and a question. First, the short story.
When I was in undergrad, I had two female friends who swore they could tell how big a man’s wee-wee was. They had a method but wouldn’t share it, which makes sense. I didn’t really care anyway until they told me that they size up every dude. Ya know, at that moment, I felt violated. I actually felt a wee-bit uncomfortable as I felt they were undressing me mentally, taking notes, analyzing, and discussing my special parts. Then I realized that I’m motherfucking KD so it didn’t matter.
Now the question: For those women that actually size dudes up, how often are you right? I’ve heard so many women come up with their methods of determing a man’s size but I’ve often wondered if those methods were just outright bogus as hell.
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Ms. Freckles Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:41 am
You know…I can’t say that I size up dudes in general. I can say that I dated this tall football built dude back in the day and assumed he was “packing” the King Kong…well, to my surprise he WAS NOT. Sooooo….you really can’t judge a book by its cover. I can for sure say that just because a man has a athletic build doesn’t mean he’s packing the smoked sausage—more like a breakfast sausage link.
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Xquizzyt1 Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Please, there are no methods. That’s like saying you can tell how tight a woman’s nether-region will be when you do the deed. There’s no way to tell. I’ve been both pleasantly and not-so-pleasantly surprised. But even when I’ve been surprised one way or the other, it’s not a surprise based on an idea beforehand, it’s based more on my hopes, and dreams. LOL
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panama Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Ya know, I think the difference is that most dudes probably aren’t thinking, “i hope she’s tight” before we hit. We’re thinking, “hoo-fuckin-ray, I’m finna hit!”
Now when you begin hittage and realize you’re schlumping a chick who’s as tight as the Pacific Ocean, THEN you might find yourself disappointed. Seriously, whats the fun in fucking an ocean…especially if you’re not swimming.
And yes, that made sense to me.
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
ROTFL @ “tight as the Pacific Ocean”
The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:31 am
you know, on a slightly related note, this is why underwater (jacuzzi, bathtub, etc) sex is, along with the greeting card, quite possibly the most overrated entity in our culture. every water inclusive sexual experience i’ve had has been completely underwhelming. maybe i just haven’t found the right grade of water, i dont know.
Ana B Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
yeah HARD water…I’ve had some good underwater experiences.
Miss Patterson Reply:
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:10 am
you can’t be completely submerged, it seems to take away from the goody goody. this is why shower sex is the best water related sex.
Wise Diva Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:53 am
you know when Heidi was on Oprah talking about laying eyes on Seal’s package as he was wearing biker shorts/spandex, I suddenly wanted to buy a couple to stash for my future dates. Would you put on a pair for girl if she asked you?
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panama Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:56 am
I would. As long as she agreed to NOT wear a wonderbra at the same time. LOL.
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Wise Diva Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:16 am
touche’, well-played
K. Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 10:59 am
“Ya know, at that moment, I felt violated. I actually felt a wee-bit uncomfortable as I felt they were undressing me mentally, taking notes, analyzing, and discussing my special parts.”
Now you know what it’s like to be a woman.
I size dudes up but it’s just speculation b/c you really just never know. I usually assume that if a guy is above, say, 5′9 tall then he probably has an avg to large sized P. I assume shorter guys have smaller P’s but I remember this one guy who was like 6′5 and it was sooooo small. Like 2 inches. *shutters @ the memory* I feel like I’ve been right most of the time, but it’s not like I’ve slept w/ 50 guys to get an accurate ’sample’ lol.
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:32 am
“I remember this one guy who was like 6′5 and it was sooooo small. Like 2 inches”
wow. is that even possible? somebody in his ancestory must have had a curse put on them or something
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:58 am
I think that may be a slight exaggeration…
Although the visual of a tall dude with a toddler-sized dick is pretty comical…
Ana B Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
were you looking at a flaccid penis or an erect penis. my personal experience has been that you cant judge a man when hes flaccid, he may just surprise you and then again, not.
Jess Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Im often wrong unless I judge the pants imprints and such. When wolf first stepped up to new york, i looked at him and went “that dude got a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE dick.” Sure enough…
Most times, I’m wrong. Which is why I adamantly stick by my statement, there is no definite anything correlating to penis size.
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Ree Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I don’t remember actively thinking about how big a dude’s junk was when I was single. Prior to realizing there might be an actual possibility that we might do the nasty, anyway.
But in my general experience. Chubby/overweight dudes tend to have small penises, where skinny, more wiry dudes tend to have larger ones. BUT, I have a theory that that’s only because their bodies are so small, that it makes their banana poles look bigger. ( This is a common optical illusion, ladies. )
Also, darker skinned men are consistently larger than their high yellow counterparts. ( I converged with two girlfriends at school, and they agree. )
But yeah, if I had to guess a guy’s size. I’d factor in weight and skin tone.
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“banana poles”?
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I think I almost choked just now…
I find it interesting that everyone here posting up their sizes are packing lots of heat.
I think I’m going to have to curve these grades. . .though instead of everyone getting a higher score, I may have to reduce by a few inches. . .
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D*stroy Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Kamakula, if that’s the case…K’s boy with the two inch mamma-jamma really lucked out.
2″…how pathetic. In a case like that your better off with nothing. At least you might get props as human abomination in the freak-show circuit.
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kamakula Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Reminds me of a joke: A female cop stops three really guys who seem to be really drunk wandering towards their car one night. She tells them she’s going to haul them off to jail. However, if the total measurement among the three of them is at least 12 inches, she’ll let the go.
So, she measures the first guy, 6″. She measures the second guy, 5″. Then she measures the third guy and says, wow, you guys barely made it, but you can go. They get into the car and the third guy starts laughing hysterically. Finally he calms down and says, “good thing I was erect”!
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D*stroy Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
This sh*t is funny!
kamakula Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Since I’m bringing the jokes. . .
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
“I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.”
With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s unit. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife.
“I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened up his briefcase.
“Oh my God!” the wife screamed, “Schwartz is dead!”
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The Champ Reply:
April 17th, 2008 at 12:19 am
this was the funniest joke i’ve heard in at least the last 8 days
I suppose, given that the Freudian train of thought dominates today’s world, that size does happen to matter, and the phallus is a symbol of power and status (think of a sword going into a sheath, a gun into a holster, big car into a garage…the list is endless.) I’ve heard women go on and on about how it’s all about the stroke or “motion in the ocean” or whatever metaphor you choose to pin it with. I’ve also heard outrageous statements that women only want a man who’s hung like a baby elephant…
…I can only imagine what sort of vagina she’s got to want something like that.
In my personal opinion, an average penis with a decent girth is preferable to a below average “pencil dick” or an above average freak-of-nature “porno dick”. Contrary to popular belief, length does not always equate to pleasure. If my cervix is bruised by the end of the session, chances are, you’re not liable for a second go in the sack. But if the only reason I know we’re mid-coitus is because I can see your hips moving (bless your millimeter peter heart)…then you’re not liable for a second round either.
The average penis gets the job done for me most of the time. Aside, there are plenty of other ways to get an orgasm than the customary meat-and-potatoes sex. But I guess nothing beats a good old fashioned fuck.
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
“…I can only imagine what sort of vagina she’s got to want something like that.”
Priceless.
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“But I guess nothing beats a good old fashioned fuck.
”
LMAO…
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SPECIAL REQUEST:
Can we get a NEW TOPIC and blog for the day? lol- just curious.
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panamanian devil Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Naw. Not today. Thanks for asking though. Tomorrow though. Yep. Tomorrow. Just like Annie.
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The Champ Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
damn, p beat me to the punch. damn panamanians.
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D*stroy Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I recommend you occupy your time with this site until then:
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/01basica.html
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Just FYI Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
No thankyou. I need to KEEP my job, lol
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Deviant Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
http://insidethemindofadeviant.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/you-like-that-girl/
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kamakula Reply:
April 16th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
http://kamakula.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/help/
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Yeah, this is a problem for me. . . it’s not as enjoyable when I have to be a foot away while stroking.
You know how they say some people are hung like a horse? Well, when they’re talking about me, it goes, horses are hung like allonym.
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