Back in the early days of VSB, we used to do this Friday Fun thing where The Champ and I would basically come up with some random yet entertaining way to pass the Friday.
Today we’re going to return to the glory days.
The Champ and I decided to do a little fact or fictioning. What that means is that we’re going to play the guessing game. We’re each going to provide you with 7 facts and 3 fictions. But it doesn’t just stop there, we want everybody here to do the same. We can call it “Getting To Know You 101″ VSB style. Considering the posts from this week and how much personal information has been put out there, I figured what the hell, we might as well go balls to the wall.
Seven Truths and Three Lies About The Champ
1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week
2. he’s lived in pittsburgh, pa his entire life
3. of the last 5 women he dated before his current gf, 4 of them are married.
4. he hasn’t had an alcoholic beverage since august of 2005
5. not only has he never met panama in person, they’ve only spoken on
the phone roughly five times
6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
been a hooker) when he was 19 years old
7. he was once number 9 on sportcenter’s top ten plays of the week
8. he has six older sisters.
9. his close childhood friends know him as “beav” (short for “beaver”)
10. the only white woman he’s ever slept with just happened to be the
one to take his virginity and sh*t
Seven Truths and Three Lies about Panama Jackson
1. I was actually shorter than my little sister until the summer between my 10th and 11th grade years when I grew 6 inches. By the way, my little sister is 3 years younger than me.
2. I’m clearly prone to nicknames, and all throughout high school, my nickname was Phife, named after Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest because I was so short.
3. I once told Roberta Flack to get over herself.
4. I’ve never smoked anything in my entire life.
5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.
6. My senior year of high school, two white chicks used to stroll the halls of my high school singing my name over and over again as my official theme music. My girlfriend was very unhappy about this and threatened to whip their a*ses.
7. Thru the course of my 4 years in college, I witnessed a murder,was an accessory to drug trafficking, and at one point had over $150K in cash in my possession.
8. I once drove Erick Sermon of EPMD to pick up his car from being serviced because he couldn’t find anybody else to take him.
9. I’ve never been to a professional sporting event of any kind. I have also never been to a D-I college sporting event of any kind despite attending a D-I major state school that is always nationally ranked in basketball and football for graduate school.
10. There is a drink named after me on a menu at a popular restaurant in DC.
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Okay, friends, which one’s are true and which one’s are false? And let’s hear what you have.
The floor is now open.
-VSB P aka THE ARONIST aka A SCHOLAR AND A 3 and THE CHAMP
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Damn it. How is it I can easily identify The Champ’s 3 lies, but I can’t identify yours, P? LOL. Clearly, I don’t know you well enough, BFF.
@Liz,
where is ur list ms thangy?
@BLUNTBLAZER,
yeah spill it Lizzard.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Co-signs this question as if it’s NOT a recession.
@Cheekie,
“Co-signs this question as if it’s NOT a recession.”
***nodding head and sh*t***
@Liz, you officially suck. LOL. But, I intentionally threw out facts that not many folks would know.
I’m a G like that strapped with hit hard tactics.
5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.
why do i feel this is true?? lol. so my guess for panama is 6,7 and 3 are wrong.
6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
been a hooker) when he was 19 years old
not only is this bs, but champ made it up. so,1,4 and 8 are wrong.
@overit?, wait, i think he does wear womens glasses. your first could not have been white, black women are the banginest! but maybe she was. da*nit, i dont know.
@overit?,
i hope that ninja dont wear female anythang 1 day a week lol
@overit?, where’s your list, playah?
@overit?, you got one of 1 of 3 right. I’m not gonna just put it all out there off the first go round. LOL. But you are right too, I was being groomed to be a preacher.
Pastor P was heavy up into the church in high school.
Then I started reading.
@Panama Jackson,
Pastor P was heavy up into the church in high school.
Then I started reading.
Reading is a great get-out-of-jail-free card.
@overit?,
“5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.
why do i feel this is true?? ”
So, did I. I didn’t even hesitate in thinking that was true. lol Does Panama got a reverend vibe? I can’t put my finger on why I figured it was true…
@overit?,
damn, lol. way to get em all on the first try and sh*t.
btw, bs deez
@The Champ, lol. i know you champ! my e-perceptions are strong. i’m like the vsb rafiki
new vss: “you knew champ?”
overitrafiki: “correckshon, i know champale”
lmao!
@overit?,
You win a life for this comment because Rafiki was my fave character from my fave Disney movie.
@Cheekie, yayyyy!!!!!!
hmmm…here are my guesses: panama’s 3 lies are- 3, 6, and 9
champ’s three lies are- 4, 8 and 10. am i right? do i get a gold star or a t-shirt or something, if i’m right?
@Miss Patterson, well since you’re not right i guess it doesn’t matter now does it?
you got 1 out of 3 right on me. Since you and overit pegged it, you’re right. I never did tell Roberta Flack to get over herself. I really WANTED too, but I decided that my saying that to her might put the owner of the club in a bad position since we had her there fro a few nights.
I did say some very mean things about her behind her back tho. hiss!
@Panama Jackson, hiss is right. dangit. back to the drawing board. I’m submitting 7 and 8 as lies for you pj. and also, i’m changing my champ lies to 2, 4, and 10. huge oversight last night. although #8 still sounds like a lie to me. dangit.
@Miss Patterson,
you’re 66 percent right and sh*t
@The Champ, 66% right? i think you need more people. are you not counting college as a place you “lived”? and i could’ve sworn you mentioned in a post a long time ago that you also had relations with a 2520 that made you dance. so, the *only* white woman…me no know.
Champ’s lies are 1,4, and 6… maybe?
Panama’s are 7,8, 3?
@Satya, you got 3 right. funny, folks just do not see my taking shots at Roberta Flack, huh. now i wish i had.
you also got one other one right.
but, i’ll never tell (until i do).
@Panama Jackson,
but, i’ll never tell (until i do). .
The Office??
I haven’t been following you guys long enough to make any legitimate hypotheses so this is guessing. For Champ I’m gonna say 3, 5 and 10. For VSB P I’m gonna say 8, 9 and 10. If I win, I would like $50 in dimes mailed to my address, thanks.
Since I haven’t been around long, I think I won’t post any of mine and just take a stab at other people’s lists.
@AshleyNeicole,
Ok I’m gonna post a list anyway:
1. I had my son at the age of 14.
2. I had an obsession with Chris Brown when he first came out as an artist.
3. I worked with my mother and fully exploited the fact that she was “somebody” in the company.
4. I crave Chinese food once every 3 weeks and when I do, I eat it for 2-3 days straight.
5. I read about 3 books every 2 weeks.
6. I was chased by a monkey that got loose at the local zoo.
7. My father knows boxer Tommie Hearns and almost fought him over my mother.
8. Non-fiction books are an obsession with me.
9. As much as I tried to avoid Twitter, I fell into the trap and I’m on it all day, everyday.
10. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 20.
sheesh….mine are lame in comparison to you two.
@AshleyNeicole,
Please tell me #6 is false!
@AshleyNeicole, what is lame in the grand scheme of things tho? it’s just an l with -ame following it.
@AshleyNeicole,
i’m going with 1, 6, and 7
@AshleyNeicole,
I am going with 1, 8 and 10.
am I right?
@AshleyNeicole, dang…y’all are getting good at this. you pegged two of mine.
and since i did it upthread, 8 is false.
here’s the story: my oldest sister’s college roommate was dating Erick Sermon for a long time (i think they have a kid together too). she was also in the Freak Nasty video for Da Dip. anyway, one day dude needs a ride to pick up his car but can’t find ANYBODY to take him. so my sister, who’s at work, calls me and is like, can you run E to the shop to pick up his car? i’m like who the f*ck is E. she’s like Erick…T’s boyfriend. at this point i still have no clue who she’s talking about until dude calls me and the caller idea says Erick Sermon (no unlisted number…lol…guess he’s only but so famous) and im like, get the f*ck outta here…
anyway, he’s like, your sister told me you can run me to the shop. i appreciate it. i’ll hit you back in an hour. well, turns out his girl came home and he got a ride from her. so i never did have to take him up.
Seven of these are true, 3 of these are false…
1. I have two former fiances
2. One of my nicknames has the word potato in it
3. I once cursed out Terry McMillan when I thought she was hitting on my man
4. I paid for grad school by writing a Red Shoe Diary episode for Showtime
5. My favorite color is pink
6. I had an NFL hall-of-famer ask to set his drink on my chest
7. I was lead soprano in the church choir
8. I was grounded for sneaking the soundtrack to Purple Rain into my house
9. I accidentally caused Jazzy Jeff to trip and fall behind stage at a Fresh Prince concert, causing him to go to the hospital and 16,000 to need refunds.
10. The only real physical altercation I ever got into involved a Louis Vuitton purse and black V-neck sweater
Since I am new to your blog, I cannot hazard a guess as to what is true or false with you guys. What I do know is that I’d put nothing past you.
@OneChele,
Ima guess 3, 4 and 9. Am I right? Am I right?
@AshleyNeicole, the false ones:
1. I actually have three former fiances
5. My favorite color is purple
7. I sang alto
@OneChele,
LOL nice
@OneChele,
You got to write an ep of Red Shoe? That’s Hot! I was hoping it was True. :p
@OneChele,
@#6 who is it if its true so i saytrue who was it mike irvin?
@BLUNTBLAZER,
It was not Michael Irvin but it was a wide receiver
@OneChele, i was so gonna go with 3 since we all knew her husband was gay. i figured she’d be out trolling for others mens.
and damn, showtime must have paid you handsomely.
Hmm,from being on vsb for a while, I could identify a majority of the truths off break.I’m gonna sleep on it and find the rest tomorrow, lmao.
Here’s mine:
1.I’ve seen a person die.
2.I was a virgin until age 22.
3.I have witnessed a KKK Rally.
4.Right now I have $5.37 in the bank.
5.I once rode on a tourbus with a rapper, and went back to the hotel..
6.I broke my arm in Choir practice.
7.I have had sex a total of 4 times.
8.I have represented myself in a court of law for a crime I really did commit, and I got away with it.
9.My first kiss was from a white boy.
10….Actually, it was a white MAN. He was 30, I was 13.
What say you, VSS’s and VSB’s? What’s real, and what’s not?
@8th Wonder, wowza…my guesses are 5, 7, and 10.
@Miss Patterson,
You guessed one out of 3 correctly.
@8th Wonder, god i’m praying a 30 year old white man didn’t give a 13 year old black girl her first kiss.
what is this? 1894?
@8th Wonder,
alotta black on white luv goin on up in hea i could neva bring a white gurl to the ghetto unless she from there
@8th Wonder,
1,6, and 4?
@shay_d_lady,
1 out of 3
@8th Wonder, i’m gonna assume you’ve seen a person die b/c if you only had 5 bucks in teh bank, you’d need to get your happy ass off of VSB and back to work to make sure you don’t get fried. yes fried.
@8th Wonder,
I’m hoping 5,7, and 10 are false!
4 times? Was it bad? Or did you just turn 22 four days ago?
@SmoothMvs, “…four days ago”. you’re funny.
@8th Wonder,
Alls I know, Twinny, is that 7 is a BOLD FACED LIE. LMAO.
I’m hoping 5 and 10 are also spun fairy tales.
@blackberry molasses,
LMAO this is so fun…
@8th Wonder,
#6? i’m hoping this isn’t true…lol
@8th Wonder,
I guess 7, 10, and um…4 is a lie.
@8th Wonder,
3, 4, and 8 and sh*t
@The Champ,
Impressive.
You aren’t
100%right, but still pretty impressive.@8th Wonder,
Before looking at other answers, I will say 4, 5, and 10.
@8th Wonder, 5,9 and 10 are lies.
So….my a$$ hurts from reading #2 of the related posts that P posted from Fun Fridays past….can’t count how many times I fell out the chair.
The Award goes to:
“I know you hear me looking at you.”
Funniest.Sh*t.Ever.
@AshleyNeicole, i just went back and re-read that joint…that was a funny post.
yay for flashbacks.
@AshleyNeicole,
“I know you hear me looking at you.”
Ish like that always cracks me up, too. Like on the Simpsons when those drill sergeants had the family working like slaves (I forget what this ep was really about), and one of the “overseers” was like, “No listening, you hear me?”
ROFL
@ the Champ
3,8,10 are false?
@ Panama,
3,4,9 are false
Don’t ask me why. I’m really just guessing.
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1. I met Justice Thurgood Marshall and his wife at the Supreme Court after winning a 6th grade essay contest.
2. I’m the only one in my family who doesn’t have a nickname/alias. Hence the lack of creativity in my screen name.
3. I’m the eldest of five children.
4. I’ve lived abroad for more than five years.
5. I genuinely love Marion Barry. You can talk about him, but he’ll still be there (in the limelight.government) tomorrow.
6. In an angry fit (at an ex-boyfriend) I once did something that could be considered illegal. **He still calls me though**
7. Despite my travels I am still monolingual.
8. I don’t have any children.
9. I HATE people who wear sunshades at night.
10. It will be a cold day in h3ll before I eat anything uncooked. eeewwww.
@Ms. Hall,
My guess is 2-4. They seem too….normal lol.
@Ms. Hall,
my s/n is bluntblazer guess how i came up witthat ima give u a ghetto name lemme think hmmmmm…….
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Okay, Bebe La Strange just joined. I’m going to need that alias stat.
@Ms. Hall,
poison ivy aka Ms. PI. thas all i could think of at tha moment afta readin ya stuff reminded me of that bbd song “poison” for some reason
@Ms. Hall, @ Panama,
3,4,9 are false
Don’t ask me why. I’m really just guessing.
no sh*t. i can tell. lol.
and in protest, i refuse to guess (mostly cuz i have no clue, they all seem totally normal and believable to me)
@Ms. Hall,
3, 8, and 10
@The Champ,
2 out of 3. #8 is true.
@ the Champ
Wait. Were you talking about my post or your post?
1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week
- ninja betta not wear nuthin female one day of tha week
2. he’s lived in pittsburgh, pa his entire life
-doubt it if you over 27 which i think you are you prolly lived in more than 2 states
3. of the last 5 women he dated before his current gf, 4 of them are married.
- i hope not but at least you can say u 1 nite um an let tha suckas wife um lol
4. he hasn’t had an alcoholic beverage since august of 2005
-since you said the month im almost convinced but if you woulda saida date maybe but i say false
5. not only has he never met panama in person, they’ve only spoken on
the phone roughly five times
- prolly tru theinternet is one hell ofa drug
6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
been a hooker) when he was 19 years old
- a lotta details n i wasgettin dome at age 18 so true if not ……….wolftickets
7. he was once number 9 on sportcenter’s top ten plays of the week
- were you makin the play or was someone makin the play on you?
need mo info
8. he has six older sisters.
-dayum i hope not
9. his close childhood friends know him as “beav” (short for “beaver”)
-lol das tha most non ghetto knickname i eva heard lolololol
10. the only white woman he’s ever slept with just happened to be the
one to take his virginity and sh*t
- woah dam playa sno bunny got first dibs i say true lolololol white breezzys is supafreakazoids
now2 dis ninja
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Seven Truths and Three Lies about Panama Jackson
1. I was actually shorter than my little sister until the summer between my 10th and 11th grade years when I grew 6 inches. By the way, my little sister is 3 years younger than me.
-lololololololol wtf is this shiiilololol cant think laughin 2 hard fake
2. I’m clearly prone to nicknames, and all throughout high school, my nickname was Phife, named after Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest because I was so short.
- dam maybe #1 is true lolol i say true
3. I once told Roberta Flack to get over herself.
- prolly but not to her face she would swing atyou a few times
4. I’ve never smoked anything in my entire life.
- prolly yall some suburban thugs but the sub got tha best drugz so ??? false
5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.
-ole i hava dream ash ninja lolol true
6. My senior year of high school, two white chicks used to stroll the halls of my high school singing my name over and over again as my official theme music. My girlfriend was very unhappy about this and threatened to whip two of their a*ses.
-fake wuz wit the white chicks lololol yall trippin that was thelast race i tagged
7. Thru the course of my 4 years in college, I witnessed a murder,was an accessory to drug trafficking, and at one point had over $150K in cash in my possession.
-if u went to a HBCU then 4 sheezy sound familiar lololol i believe this
8. I once drove Erick Sermon of EPMD to pick up his car from being serviced because he couldn’t find anybody else to take him.
- dam ole last ninja on earth story false hurd it millions of times lolol
9. I’ve never been to a professional sporting event of any kind. I have also never been to a D-I college sporting event of any kind despite attending a D-I major state school that is always nationally ranked in basketball and football for graduate school.
-false unless u jus a supersquare u go at least once u paid/gonna pay 4 it
10. There is a drink named after me on a menu at a popular restaurant in DC.
-das 95% grey ninjas dont drink weird shiiiii my drink is always mjd or corona and vsop or corvasiaye or how eva u spell it i stay double fisted yadadimean.
my bday is on sun ya boy bout ta be 28. 2 years till 30 wtf 22-28 isa blurr 4 real time fly im almost old i be trippin like dam cant neva go back to them glory days my ninjas kno wha im talmbout. i was quite tha ladies man i memba i had 5 chicks and told ery chick a diff name lololol dam glory days. ridin 4 deep with tha homies jus paintin the town drinkin n drivin. i memba i was 16 rollin wit some og’s one time and i had to pour a bottle of gin into a 40 oz of old E and i did that shii at a stop light and didnt spill a dripp justa yungsta gettin stripes.
das how i know im old i got hella stories cant tell alota of um here lolol.
@BLUNTBLAZER, i’ve put a moratorium on your use of the abbreviation lol and i’m gonna tell you to go SAT DOWN.
happy early birthday, bluntblazer.
*smh @ high a$$ leo men*
@Miss Patterson,
leooooooos like whaaaaaaaaa naw thanks babygirl
@BLUNTBLAZER,
everytime i read one of your hella-hard-to-decipher-but-funny-as-hayle comments I fall a little bit more in love with you. LOL. happy early bday bruh!
@Selah,
why they so hard its not ebonics its like keak the sneak says “flo-a-matic talk”
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Happy early b-day. Mine is Tuesday!
@V.E.G.,
leoooooooooooooo’s like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear BB! Happy Birthday to you!
@SmoothMvs,
yea i feel old after 30 i become certified old
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Big up yuhself fi yuh birtday.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
…and “Pass the corvasiaye” (LOL at that spelling. Love it.)
@Ms. Hall,
u smoke betta than i spell ya kno
@BLUNTBLAZER,
dam
u= i
wakin a bakin ya kno
@BLUNTBLAZER,
that was Tome-tastic. JBSSHFTA!!
However, a very happy Born Day to you. I’ll cheef one in your honor when I get back from the plantation.
@blackberry molasses,
ima make my patented wishbone bleeezy lol whatchanoboutdat
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Boy…you need your own English-Blunt Blazer dictionary! LMAO, but Happy Birthday shugahsnap! Just don’t be setting no fires with all that blazing goin’ on, lol!!!
@Smiley Face,
lol one of my k/n is Schmokey tha bear cause i got more trees than a forrest and i be burnin it up
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Why do I feel like I just read War & Peace? LOL
Happy Birthday!!
@miss t-lee,
sorry it was so long but i hadta cut n paste the ?’s ya kno a ninja gettin old and forget the ?’s n shiii prolly got add, adhd but i kno i dont got hdtv.
@BLUNTBLAZER, happy birthday bruh.
and you got the roberta flack one right.
@Panama Jackson,
whatabout tha rest i neva got a grade on my test i kno im new but i be like matlock n shii
@BLUNTBLAZER,
“1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week
- ninja betta not wear nuthin female one day of tha week”
Yeah, if this is true, this brings a whole ‘notha level to Champ’s love for (women wearing) angular frames.
@Cheekie,
lol dayum almost forgot that shiii oh boy whas really goin on with that olde shiii
@BLUNTBLAZER, Happy Birthday homie seeing how i will be back in my country i will make sure the homies light up a big spliff in your honor……
@JamaicanGirl,
you lucky i wanna go i getcha a big duffle bag and put me in there and take me wit u. aww tha motherland actually i wanna go to ethiopia hella bad and take my rasta history tour
@BLUNTBLAZER,
happy b-day and sh*t
@The Champ,
wheres my grade? this aint no pass/fail class
@BLUNTBLAZER, this aint no pass/fail class
yay! you made a t-shirt!!
@BLUNTBLAZER,
happy birthday player *in held breath voice*
@WuDaMan, *in held breath voice*
LMAO!
@WuDaMan,
**overloud snicker**
@WuDaMan,
naw mayne my playa days are long gone *sniff sniff* i used to be such a playa you woulda luve to be my wingman. Dam dogg if you only knew exp i dated on puerto rican chick and 85% of her fam was female. dogg i had a bad cuzzin for each of my ninjas. betta ask about me.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Oh, how could I forget to wish ya a Happy B-day! Happy b-day my bluntblazed brotha.
Backhand a piggy cop in your birth honor! lmao
@Cheekie,
thanks bg i memba when i was like 13 we used ta be on the 2nd level of the parkin garage and thro snapple bottles/waterballons down at the piggys n run away. lol i always been a rebel.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Happy Birthday!!
@Beez,
thanx fo shiggity
@BLUNTBLAZER,
1st) lololol.
2) *special blunted edition shooting gold birthday stars* to my fellow leo!!!
@SouthernGirl,
leooooo’s unite we da best not kahled
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Happy early Bday BB! Blaze one for me
@pgh muse,
lol yall dont git purp in pittsburg
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Happy Birthday foo!!
miss patterson’s 7 up and 3 down:
1. i’ve hung out with Arrested Development and TLC.
2. i was published once by Simon and Schuster.
3. i fly “commando” at least once a week.
4. my right breast is a full cup larger than my left.
5. i had appendicitis for a year before a doctor discovered it.
6. i was in a car accident where i slammed into a concrete median, flipped three times, and walked away unscathed.
7. i had a seizure once on april fools’ day and it wasn’t a prank.
8. i find that Pittsburgh is the most livable city in the country.
9. i’ve never been in love.
10. i’m a closet smoker.
@Miss Patterson,
@#3, 4 need pics if true 4shiggity so ima say true lol
@Miss Patterson, 3, 5, 10?
@shay_d_lady, you got one right.
@Miss Patterson,
8,9,10 – false.
I’ve never heard anyone call Pitt a “livable city.” Not even natives.
@Ms. Hall, Awwww…
Pittsburgh is GREAT! could be better – could be worse. Ur not rolling wit’ the right Pgher’s.
@pgh muse,
I must admit it’s true. I hated it here when I moved back, but now it’s not so bad b/c I’ve met alot of cool people to hang out with.
@pgh muse, I love Pittsburgh. These hating arsed Cleveland folx (my woman included) were always spittin’ hate about the Steel City. I drove down one day to check out the place for myself and was very impressed.
@Miss Patterson, 8. i find that Pittsburgh is the most livable city in the country.
Very true! When Pgher’s natives and transplants alike stop complaining and get out and enjoy the life around them they will find that there are many many many great things about the City of Pittsburgh. This is factual.
@pgh muse,
***nodding head***
@pgh muse, send them to Cleveland for a day, they won’t ever diss their city ever again…
@Miss Patterson,
My guess is 4, 9 & 10
@Miss Patterson, 1. i’ve hung out with Arrested Development and TLC.
if all this really mean is that you hung out with some young black kids who were watching television i’m gonna be really upset.
and speech is a terrible rapper. i didn’t realize this until recently.
@Miss Patterson,
5, 9, and 10 and sh*t. i’d bet my non-existent cash for clunkers dough on that
@Miss Patterson,
8. i find that Pittsburgh is the most livable city in the country.
Except when you work out at L|A Fitness…
@Sula,
I knew that dry-d*ck pshycopath would come up in a post about the Burgh sooner or later…that was wild.
…talk about s3xual deprivation gone wrong.
@Sula, ooooooooooooh. low blow. dayem, sula.
@Sula,
Ohhhhh snap….she went there. ha
@Miss Patterson, 3, 10, and 6 I will say.
@Papa, Oops I meant 3, 9, 6 not 10.
1. I have never eaten pork bacon.
2. I once set my neighbors grass on fire with a faulty bottle rocket
3. I found out my freshman year of college that what i thought was a mole under my right breast was really a third nipple and had it lasered imejitly lol
4. I am legally blind
5.I have 5 siblings
6 I am the middle child
7. I was once on house arrest for stealing a black and white IOU short set from merry go round
8I have been clinically diagnosed with ADD
9. I am very happily married to a reformed “rapper”
10. I am slightly dyslexic but have outstanding reading comprehension skills as evidenced by many standardized test scores
@shay_d_lady, 1, 4 and 8?
@shay_d_lady,
3, 4 and 7?
@shay_d_lady,
I dont even think you should do one, because your life is so ridiculous, people would be surprised at what IS true, lmao!
But my guess is 1, 3 & 4.
@shay_d_lady,
1, 5 and 8 lies?
@shay_d_lady, 1 gotz to be a lie.
you’re from the south.
i didnt even know bacon came in turkey until i left.
@Panama Jackson,
i didnt even know bacon came in turkey until i left.
wtf is this “turkey” sh*t everyone keeps mentioning?
@The Champ, lmao…you’re such a negro.
@Panama Jackson, nope, i KNOW 1 is true. right shay??
@overit?,
Exactly!
@Panama Jackson,
But shay_d was raised muslim though…
@shay_d_lady,
I say 1, 3, 4 are lies, I tell ya, LIES.
@shay_d_lady, 1,4 and 7
@shay_d_lady,
I say 3, 6, 7 ?
@shay_d_lady,
5, I have 2 sisters, 1 brother
6. I am the oldest
7. this actually happened to my best friend in jr high
The Champ
1, 5 and 10<<—sideye…lol
Panama
4, 6 (lmao!) and 7
10<<–INTENSE sideye…
@Dallas, why do i get the intense sideye for 10???
@Dallas,
sideeye deez
oh I say 4,5,6 for champ, and 1,2, and 4 for pj
@shay_d_lady, LOL I change my mind.. I think champs are 4,6,8
@shay_d_lady, you just wrong on all accounts.
I say Champ’s 1,2 and are fiction.
And PJ’s 4,7 and 10 are false.
Mine:
1. While on a trip in Portugal, I went on a date with an Angolan I met there. At dinner, he politely asked if I’d come back to his place and let him jizz on my face.
2. I scored higher on the SAT when I took it as a 12 year old eight grader as part of a gifted program than I did when I took as a high school junior.
3. At 17, I was sentenced to a week of shock detention in a small town county jail for leading a booster ring.
4. My cousins and I were responsible for starting a street fight during the 2008 Essence Fest.
5. While at a market in Nairobi, I was mistaken for Barack Obama’s half sister by a craftsmen.
6. I moved outt without warning on an ex and asked him for – and received – the rest of the money I needed for the down payment on my new apartment.
7. While skydiving, I threw up, in the air, on the instructor.
8. I caused a four car pile up on Lake Shore Drive because I was texting and not paying attention. I swerved, the car next to me swerved to avoid me and hit a car that slammed into the car in front of him. He was also hit from behind by a Lincoln. I saw the accident, knew I caused it but kept driving.
9. I ran a half marathon with only 3 weeks of training under my belt.
10. When I was 15, I won first place in a school talent show but only realized later that the judges didn’t vote for me because of my singing but because they could see through my dress.
@V.E.G., 3, 5 and 8? (#1 is wrong…just wrong)
@Patti,
Hey, what’s so wrong with #1…that’s called an Angolan kiss goodnight. That was his way of saying he enjoyed the date.
I’m 1/16th Angolan, but it never works here in the states with my dates.
…oh and I’m lying about being 1/16th Angolan.
@AkShone,
“an Angolan kiss goodnight. That was his way of saying he enjoyed the date.”
Just wrong.
@V.E.G.,
I hope #4 is true.
@V.E.G.,
If number 8 is true then you are RUDE! And Karma is a b*tch. LOL
Unless you added a false detail in there, 6 is true.
I’mma guess 1, 7 and 10.
@V.E.G.,
My guess is 3, 7, & 8
@V.E.G.,
lies – 5, 7 and 10?
@V.E.G., i’m gonna say 3, 4, and 10.
and i totally believe you scored lower in high school when you took the SATs. i had the same problem, only the exact opposite.
@V.E.G.,
LMFAO @ #1. It reminded me of Andy Samburg, naturally.
I think 7, 10, 3 are lies.
It’s not hard to believe 8, because folks are notorious for texting on Lake Shore Drive specifically. lol
@Cheekie,
1 out of 3, l0l.
4, 8 and 10 are lies. Sadly 1 is true.
I had to quickly eat my meal and make an exit.
@V.E.G.,
1, 3, and 9
@V.E.G.,
You ma’am are a menace to our fair city. I need to get your government name an report you.
Besmirching the honor of Essence, tying up traffic on Lakeshore Drive. Next think you’ll tell us is that you were the one that disposed of Nagin’s emails.
@V.E.G.,
3,6,8… but all of those seem so much like V.E.G – anisms though! Lol!
(and if memory serves me correctly, you talked about that fight at the 2008 music festival…;))
@V.E.G.,
4, 8 and 10 are lies.
@V.E.G., I’m gonna say 3, 5, and……… 7. Last one is hard.
@V.E.G., 5,8,10?
@shay_d_lady,
close! 4,8 and 10.
I’m not going to attempt to guess Panama’s and Champs, but I can’t wait for the answers and bi lines. However here are mine:
1. When I was 13 I stole my dad’s car and drove it to McDonald’s with my 5 year old little brother in the passenger seat, because we were hungry, and my parents were at work.
2. I lost my virginity when I was 19, to my “boyfriend” who I flew to Miami to meet for the first time in person, after we’d been phone dating for 6 months.
3. When I was in college I successfully operated as a Madame, and most of my clients were members of greek letter organizations.
4. For my 21st birthday I threw a party called “Eyes Wide Shut” if you’ve seen the movie, you know what happened!
5. I rarely participate in any of the foolishness I orchestrate.
6. I’ve never smoked marijuana.
7. I married my boyfriend in college because he was in the Army and he was being sent over seas, so he could get higher pay, and I could get instate residency for tuition purposes, and as soon as he got back, divorced him.
8. I once told my dad my mom was having an affair, so that he would divorce her, even though it wasn’t true.
9. I missed prom my senior year in college because I made it to the State Finals for the 300 hurdles, and the 200 meter.
10. I cut off a girls butt length pony tail when I was in 3rd grade because she said her mom told her I was going to hell because biracial babies were abomination to God.
@SmoothMvs,
3,5,9 are false. There’s no prom in college.
@Ms. Hall,
Sorry none for you!
@Ms. Hall,
I’m sorry I am dyslexic this morning…you got one.
@SmoothMvs, because she said her mom told her I was going to hell because biracial babies were abomination to God.
This was told to me by another kid when I was in 1st grade, which led to a sandbox fight.
@SmoothMvs,
Lies – 3, 8 and 9?
@V Renee,
One for you!
@V Renee,
You and Panama switch your count. You have 2 he has 1!
@SmoothMvs, 4,5, 8
@Panama Jackson,
Two for you!
@SmoothMvs,
I say 5, 8, 9 are lies.
@Cheekie,
2 for you!
@SmoothMvs,
I say 4, 5, 9!
Haven’t been here long enough to know anything besides y’alls crazy! LOL!
Here’s my 7 & 3
1. I’ve been kissed by a Redskin and in turn slapped the taste out his foul mouth.
2. I am a proud Pirate! (Go Hampton)
3. I’m the babygirl out of 13 children.
4. I’ve seen someone jump out of a window shouting “I’m Superman!”…turns out he wasn’t and sh*t.
5. I’ve Witnessed a murder-suicide in my front yard.
6. I am a licensed bartender who can’t stand alcohol.
7. I made to the final round of Redskin cheer leading tryouts before I decided I didn’t want to do it anymore.
8. I attacked Jon B and laid a kiss on him when he came to carnival one year
9. My first vehicle was a Yamaha R1 YZF, blue and white, lowered, chromed to death crotch rocket.
10. I’m am currently pursuing my Masters degree in Forensic Ballistics.
@Smiley Face, gonna go with 5, 2 (proud Hamptonite…please…LOL), 6
@Panama Jackson,
*GASP* How dare you doubt my Hampton Pride, lol *sticking out my tongue* I AM A PROUD PIRATE…QT4 Baby! LOL
but yeah, 5 & 2 are true…6 isn’t.
1. I’ve met George Gervin, Scarface, Slim Thug, Vince Young, Paul Wall and Newt Gingrich.
2. My favorite color is purple.
3. I will only eat my toast if the butter is completely melted into the bread.
4. I curse like a sailor.
5. I absolutely hate talking on the telephone.
6. I don’t drink alcohol.
7. I’ve worn glasses since I was 7.
8. I’m thinking seriously about getting LASIK.
9. I got in my first fight when I was 4.
10. My best friend and I hated each other when we first met.
@miss t-lee,
#10 is true for me. I was 5 and she was 4 and we hated each other. She named one of her Barbies after me and used to drown it.
@miss t-lee,
Lies – 6, 2 and 10
@V Renee,
You got one lie right…lol
@miss t-lee, 2,3,6
@Panama Jackson,
You got one lie right…lol
@miss t-lee,
I say 2, 6, 8 ain’t true.
And I FULLY believe you got into your first fight when you were 4 and you probably cut a ho.
@Cheekie,
You got 2 lies right…lol
I didn’t cut her, but I did punch her in the nose and got my azz beat for it…lol
So the lies are #5, #6 and #8
Why are ya’ll not believing that purple is my favorite color? lol
@miss t-lee,
Because you probably seem too much of a G for purple… You don’t even like disney movies! Lol!
@Sula,
LOL!!!!! That’s great.
Seriously, I loves the purple!!!
@miss t-lee,
“Seriously, I loves the purple!!!”
…that’s what Prince said.
@AkShone
*giggling*
You silly!
@miss t-lee,
Since you love purple, I bet God never gets pissed off at you.
@ Cheekie,
I’m so confused right now…
@miss t-lee,
It pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don’t notice it.
LMFAO…thanks VEG. I was wondering if I was too vague. Not for The Color Purple enthusiasts! *high five*
It’s aiight miss t-lee, you’re probably in weekend mode which Imma ’bout to be in, too. The brain is on its way to shutting down…
@miss t-lee,
I say 4, 6, 8 are the lies.
@Sula,
You almost had it right Sula…except I like the F word just a little bit too much!
@Sula,
Hey Sula where’s your list?
1. My first time was in a foreign country with a white girl.
2. I’m double jointed on my right hand.
3. My first semester of college I had a 1.10.
4. Arizona is the only place I’ve lived where I had no family close by.
5. I’ve had relations with more pros than non-pros.
6. I have varying degrees of effectiveness in 3 languages.
7. I lost a job at the Dept of Ed because I didn’t fax back in time.
8. At age of 18, I had a girl bucket nekkid in the bed and only groped her tiddays.
9. I turned down an offer for a 3sum.
10. My first semester of grad school, I took 3 naps a day.
@Stank-0,
Lies – 5, 9 and 3
@Stank-0, 3…how does one make it to a second semester with a 1.10 gpa. my parents would have yanked my ass.
then again, i paid for my own schooling so the SCHOOL would have yanked me, my scholarship and my pass to spelmen.
@Panama Jackson,
#3 is undoubtedly true. I was quickly and right away placed in academic probation. That was the incentive to get my @ss in gear.
@ V Renee
5 and 9 are indeed lies.
@Panama Jackson,
“how does one make it to a second semester with a 1.10 gpa”
Lol, two words: academic probation
@Stank-0, I think 3, 5, and 7 are falseness.
I thought “Beav” was short for “Beaver Walrus.” Anywho…
1. I must have ice cubes in my cereal.
2. I once wrote “6burgh Steelers” on a bathroom wall in Nashville to piss of Titans fans.
3. I’m a vegan.
4. The 1st time I got drunk I was 25.
5. I have a thing for 2520 men.
6. I’ve been driving the same car since my sophomore year of college.
7. My back always hurts b/c of my global endowments.
8. I was in a rush one day and almost hit Taye Diggs with my car.
9. I’m an aspiring voice over artist.
10. I can hula hoop for 30 minutes non-stop.
@Voiceofreason, 1, 8, and 10?? nobody likes watery milk, right?
global endowments? i’m crackin’ up right now.
@Miss Patterson,
I know it’s weird but I like my milk ice cold. And I eat the cereal way too fast for the milk to get watery.
1,8,10 – all true
@Voiceofreason,
Lies – 1, 3 and 8
@V Renee,
You’re right about #3. I love chicken too much to be a vegan.
@Voiceofreason, 10 gots to be false. ifyou got global endowments i assume you’d be in pain 10 minutes into the 3o minute hula hoop.
@Panama Jackson,
10 is actually true and 7 is a lie. Oddly, the girls don’t make my back hurt.
@Voiceofreason,
Liar, liar on 4, 8, and 10 are lies.
If 1 is true, my sister is the same way. In fact, she LOVES milk and is lactose intolerant and her milk has to be ice cold at all times. Even though she is a feline (LEO!!), she does not like warm milk.
@Cheekie,
All true, my friend. All true.
@Voiceofreason,
Ok, so how did Taye Diggs react? I imagine he threw a tantrum for some reason. Because he’s a hobbit? I’m not sure, but he gets a tantrum-vibe from me. lol
@Cheekie,
Lol! He didn’t really react. Pedestrians in NYC are always almost getting hit by cars. His dumbass started to walk across the street when I had a green light. I just did a quick lane change to avoid him.
@Voiceofreason, #5,8,10
I hope that the ice in the cereal thing is real!! I do that too & I am excited that there are actually at least two of us walking this planet! If not, I am a weirdo
@Yaa,
You’re right about #5. Ice cubes in the cereal is the truth!
@Voiceofreason,
Everything on my list is true except for 3, 5, and 7.
1. I’ve looked into a dying old man’s eyes as he said his last words & took his last breath.
2. I’ve smelled Kapri Styles’ undercarriage.
3. Upon gaining entry into Delaware State back in the day, I vowed never to spread my seed on campus & kept my word. Shout out to U of D, Wesley, Bowie, & UMES though. Good times.
4. I grew up a Jehovahs Witness until I was 19 and never had a birthday celebration until my 25th birthday.
5. Provided a house of debauchery in college that wasn’t even my house.
6. I never engaged in coitus with a white woman.
7. In college, I made the fornication with a friend while her head was in a puddle of my throw up…then lied in the morning and said it was hers.
8. I lost my virginity to a deaf Filipino/black chick on purpose.
9. I’ve chopped it up with Bruce Willis in a local bar in NJ and clowned him for hitting on the 1 toothless chick in there.
10. 3 out of 4 dentist recommend me for what ails you b*tch.
@Mr. Mister,
I hope #8 is true just so I can hear the story…lol
#10–untruth!!!
@miss t-lee, Oh #8 is entirely true. Met her @ a skate park. I tried talking to her, and she started signing…and I knew sign language too strangely enough (Mom did say I’d thank her one day for enrolling me in those classes…).
So, one night I get an invite over her parents house & Im all with it. I get over there, we small
talksign, being that it was my 1st time n sh*t, I really didnt know protocol, so I just stand up & pull out.So she gets to work.
I didnt know much but I knew teeth weren’t supposed to be involved.
I remember grabbing her mouth & saying “No teeth”, she read lips & got the message.
So now its time to get with the gettin…we start gettin, Id say about 14 & 1/4 strokes in its a wrap for me.
Evidently she didnt realize this and switched positions…she looks back and my jeans are back on and Im asking wheres the bathroom.
Fin.
@Mr. Mister,
“I remember grabbing her mouth & saying “No teeth”, she read lips & got the message.”
This was great…lol
Thanks for sharing!!!
@Mr. Mister,
2,6,10…the lies you tell!
@Smiley Face, Actually #6 is the truth.
@Mr. Mister,
Then I know 2 more things that are true about you. You’re not a professional athlete and you’re not from Pittsburgh.
@Voiceofreason, Im considering breaking that truth. Considering.
@Mr. Mister,
I’m one sista that doesn’t hate on brothas for gettin with 2520 chicks (unless that’s the only thing they want). You’re grown. Do what you wanna do
@Mr. Mister, i just hope 2 is false.
@Panama Jackson, It is. It was Donna Red.
@Mr. Mister,
Donna Red?…Word?…she tight.
@Mr. Mister,
#9 sounds like a scene from the unedited version of “the last boy scout”
1. I used to stockpile condoms from the free condom give-aways in DCPS and pass them out to my friends because they were too afraid to ask for them.
2. I got my first piece of trim in 3rd grade.
3. Afterschool activities involved high fructose corn syrup laden drinks, 10 cent variety candy and Video Vibrations on BET.
4. I am a b-boy to the heart having done grafitti, DJing, writing rhymes and breaking.
5. I was bigger than Cool “Disco” Dan at some point (DC folks reference)
6. Ever since being with a dark skin, D cupped vixen when I was 17, I have increasingly been attracted to dark skinned women.
7. I do not advocate the burning of various plants that are known to release psychotropic chemicals into one’s circulation only to be deposited amidst fatty cells.
8. My favorite beer has a Bee on the front of it playing a drum.
9. OE was my favorite Malt Liquor
10. I don’t look like it, but I’m a formidable opponent for most freaks.
@CPT Callamity,
#5…My grandmother was a bus driver in D.C. I used to spend the summer with her and ride the bus; saw that “Disco Dan” written everywhere and wondered who the h3ll is he!
@Voiceofreason,
DC legend. Actually met the guy.
@CPT Callamity,
2,7,8…..hmmmmmmm
@CPT Callamity,
My guess is 2, 5, & 7
@CPT Callamity, i’m gonna have to say 5 is false. cool disco dan was on more spots than a motherf*cker.
also going with 8 cuz i mean, OE suuuuuucks.
@Panama Jackson,
I could never be on Dan’s level. He had the advantage of being homeless so he had plenty of time to tag up. I had school the next day.
Actually, 9 is true but only because I knew no better. St. Ides just had an extra formaldehyde taste that was hot and cold with me.
@CPT Callamity,
Lies: 2, 7, 8?
@CPT Callamity,
leaving #10 on a website called “verysmartbrothas.com” is 61 percent gay
@The Champ,
I guess if I were referring to dudes too but I wasn’t. I don’t usually have to say “no homo” like a lot of the young cats do but I digress.
Okay kids:
2 is false, I got my first dry hump under the desk at this age.
5 is false, Disco Dan used to get up, especially places where most people wouldn’t imagine.
7 is false, legalize it! Nuff said!
I guess for the sake of the extremely homophobic and those born after 1984, I should say that #10 should read: FEMALE freaks.
@CPT Callamity, if 4 is true, we need to talk!!!!
@overit?,
cptcallamity@gmail.com. Holla.
@CPT Callamity,
7 and 10 are lies for sure!
10- You do look it!!
@Sula,
“10- You do look it!!”
Where you seent me, gurl?
Ohhh this sounds fun.
1) I’ve had sex in a dentist office. Multiple times.
I was a witness to someone breaking into another person’s house. They also took a sh*t during the breaking and entering. The toilet wouldn’t flush, so evidence was left.
2) I once had a cat named Little Mama.
3) I have been maced. By the police.
4) My first boyfriend later turned out to be g.a.y. (NTTAWWT)
5) I love scratching other people’s dandruff.
6) I often put on costume wigs while cleaning up.
7) I once took ecstasy in Miami. Somehow I ended up 50 miles away from my hotel, half naked at someone’s baby mansion, in a pool with a guy I wouldn’t recognize if I saw him again. I am never taking ecstacy again.
9) I once had a physical fight with my daddy. The police were called. We both went to jail. He had a “bruise” under his eye. I had nothing.
10) I tore up a tow truck guy’s equipment with a hammer when he tried to tow my car. The police were called. The hammer was taken from me and put on top of the police car. I went upstairs, realized I didn’t have my hammer, politely walked through the crowd of police and retrieved my hammer without saying a word.
@V Renee, 3, 5, and 9. I’m really torn between 9 and 10.
@V Renee,
I would say 5, 9, 10
@V Renee,
#6—lie?
@V Renee, 3,6,7
either that or you all have had WAY too many runins with the po-po.
ole violent bunch
@V Renee,
5 and 6 are lies. Everything else has I beleive to be true.
@V Renee, 5, 8 (because of the accidental smiley…lol) and 10?
I love you for number 6 if it’s true. Hilarious.
@V Renee,
since you’re from cincinnati i think all of these are true
@V Renee,
My Reveal
1) I’ve had sex in a dentist office. Multiple times. TRUE .
2) I once had a cat named Little Mama. TRUE .
3) I have been maced. By the police. TRUE .
4) My first boyfriend later turned out to be g.a.y. (NTTAWWT) FALSE .
5) I love scratching other people’s dandruff. TRUE .
6) I often put on costume wigs while cleaning up. TRUE .
7) I once took ecstasy in Miami. Somehow I ended up 50 miles away from my hotel, half naked at someone’s baby mansion, in a pool with a guy I wouldn’t recognize if I saw him again. I am never taking ecstacy again. FALSE .
8.) I was a witness to someone breaking into another person’s house. They also took a sh*t during the breaking and entering. The toilet wouldn’t flush, so evidence was left. TRUE .
9) I once had a physical fight with my daddy. The police were called. We both went to jail. He had a “bruise” under his eye. I had nothing. FALSE .
10) I tore up a tow truck guy’s equipment with a hammer when he tried to tow my car. The police were called. The hammer was taken from me and put on top of the police car. I went upstairs, realized I didn’t have my hammer, politely walked through the crowd of police and retrieved my hammer without saying a word. TRUE .
@V Renee,
I got 2 out of 3… not too bad.
@Sula,
Not bad at all. HA!
@V Renee,
7, 8, 9 !!!
I am going to take a stab at what I think the lies are for Pannie and Champie.
Champie – lies are 4, 10 and 2
Pannie – lies are 4, 9 and 3
@V Renee,
I know what WOULD HAVE BEEN a lie if listed – We are holding a VSB BBQ.
LIE !! .
@V Renee,
Yeah, it’s an urban legend.
@Cheekie,
The worst kind… those that never fully get proved or dismissed…. *smh*
@V Renee, yeah, 3 is definitely a lie. though i told the story uptop. i WANTED to say it but i restrained myself.
1. I f*cked my boys mother.
2. Two girls took turns ……. me in the truck.
3. I think fat girls are fun.
4. I had sex with a cops daughter and told him about when he pulled me over.
5. I take pills to make my “package” longer and thicker.
6. I wanted to have sex with a hooker in highschool. (don’t judge me, lol).
7. I like to wait a day or two between sexual sessions so I’ll more nut to bust on a girl.
8. I jack off daily.
9. I cut a girls inner walls with my fingernail by mistake.
10. I love weave.
@undressingHER,
# 9 just made me cringe…like, tears are forming in my eyes…omg
@8th Wonder,
me 2…and I think that’s a truth.
@8th Wonder,
No kidding. That caused an onion-reaction for real.
What kind of monster ARE you, undressingHER?!
@Cheekie, it was a mistake darn it, lol. I didn’t realize how long my fingernails were. I’ll believe the next girl that says….”ouch, that hurts”. It was so wet though, lol.
@undressingHER,
Lmao @ “It was so wet though”
@undressingHER,
Please don’t tell me your pinky finger bore the fingernail that scratched her…lol
@undressingHER, i’m gonna say 5 is false…and 3 and 4.
@undressingHER, Why does your list make me want to shower?
@undressingHER,
this list isn’t work safe and sh*t
Had to join in today…these past few weeks have been killin’ me! I’ll take a wild guess for The Champ (6, 8, 10) and Panama (4, 8, 9). Here are mine:
1) My family’s so big (on both sides), that I don’t know HALF of all my cousins
I play the sax and guitar in my free time. I plan to play at the Blues Fest in Memphis this year
2) My grandparents used to live on the plantation owned by one of the Emmitt Till murderers
3) History was my favorite subject in school
4) All of my closest friends had been male until my senior year of college
5) I sing in my church’s gospel choir
6) My father is a self-proclaimed alcoholic
7) I’ve actively dated a man who dealt crack/cocaine…and he happened to be a social worker at the time
9) I was born in Belgium…the nurses thought my birth (being a black baby and all) was a sign of good luck at the hospital
10) I’ve gotten contact highs, but have never smoked the mary j
Happy Friday y’all!!
@peachi, you got 8 right for me. story told upthread.
and please tell me 7 is false.
@Panama Jackson,
wish i could…
@peachi,
3) History was my favorite subject in school
this is false, just because it seems like one of those “damn, i’m stuck at 9 and need to think of something false to complete the list”
@The Champ,
haha, you’re right. that thought definitely crossed my mind
Although I have read every article on the site since I discovered VSB, I too will only be guessing:
For Champ – 1,4,6
For Panama – 3,7,9
My list:
1) I am the oldest of 5 kids with 3 living brothers, very family oriented, and the next matriarch of my family…
2) I have been married three times and have excellent relationships with my exes lol – now that we aren’t married…
3) I am a high school dropout with a GED who went to college at 34 and graduated with a BS in Acct at 40 and a 3.97 GPA…
4) I am a lurking 2520… though if I have something important to contribute, I do…
5) I have smoked for 33 years and I am trying to make this the last one (though not as successfully as I had hoped)
6) I want to marry a millionaire…
7) I drive a red Ferrari…
9) My personality trademark is that I am very outgoing and make friends wherever I go. I treat everyone I meet with dignity and respect.
10) I do not suffer from road rage!
@BeBe La Strange,
Lies – 10, 7 and 8?
@V Renee,
you got two outta three…
@BeBe La Strange, man, i have no clue…the ferrari one jumps out but hell, i drive a rolls (thats a lie).
i’m gonna say 10,7,8 like v renee.
@Panama Jackson,
truth is sometimes stranger than fiction
@BeBe La Strange,
Imma throw it out – I have NO desire to marry a millionaire (or for anyone’s money other than my own), and #8 REALLY did happen. Every time I hear the Tom Petty song that says “have you been tied up, taken away and held for ransom” – I’m like Yep!
@BeBe La Strange,
6,7, and 9 and sh*t
SEVEN TRUTHS AND 3 LIES ABOUT LANIEANNA…
1) I am a 6 foot tall woman
I am an only child
2) I grew up in the Netherlands (Ik hou van Holland)
3) I have a long a$$ ghetto name… or like my mamma says “Unique”… It’s
Mischappell LanieannaCajun Cocainea ______-______ WTF mamma?
4) I beat up a boy to the point of hospitalization in the 10th grade
5) I Love Hummos
6) I am the only brownie in my workplace
7) I take advantage of crackhead labor ( I kinda feel bad about this one) you know… car washes, lawn care, debris removal…. I can’t be the only one!
9) I am deathly afraid of rodents
10) My parents are extremely wealthy, and I…. am the exact oppisite!!
@Laneianna, i hope to god 3 is wrong. and i’m gonna say 4 and 10 are false too…
@Laneianna, 7) I take advantage of crackhead labor ( I kinda feel bad about this one) you know… car washes, lawn care, debris removal…. I can’t be the only one!
You are not.
@Laneianna,
if number 3 is true than 9 has to false.
@The Champ,
HA!!!
@The Champ,
*cackles*
@The Champ,
*Julia Roberts guffaw*
@The Champ, you better repent.
I like these types of games and sh*t.
Champ lies are 2, 5, 10 Panama’s are 4,5, & 9
Here are my 7up & 3down
1. I began masterbating when I was a little girl about 7 or 8.
2. I lost my virginity @ 22.
3. I once danced for Luke Skywalker aka Uncle Luke, and he loved it.
4. One time @ the essence music fest, I let a random dude perform cunnilingus on me in the VIP of a club.
5. Freaky Tie(RIP) from the Lost Boyz called me a faggot.
6. I graduated @ the top of my class in High School.
7. I’m a science geek that loves anything science related esp sci-fi movies.
8. I have 5 brothers.
9. I’m such a f*cking Lady, but cusses like a sailor.
10. Enjoys Panama’s blogs better than the Champ’s.
@TiP, 2, 3 and 4? #5 made me laugh.
@TiP, gonna go with 4, 5, and 10
@TiP, 2, 3, 8 are False
@TiP,
3, 4, and 5 and sh*t
@TiP,
2, 3 and 10 -lies
Of Champie’s list, I guess 1, 4, and 10 are fables. Of Panda, I guess4, 7, 9 are tall tales.
My 10:
1. I once slipped on a leaking water fountain and fell on the cement pavement, breaking my arm. The arm was S-shaped and because the bone popped out for a sec, I now have a metal plate in my arm.
2. I’ve never been out of the country.
3. I have finger toes, which my niece refers to as French Fry Toes.
4. I smacked Barry Obama’s arse when he did a speech way back when in the Chi.
5. I used to eat cigarettes when I was a baby which is probably why I currently don’t smoke.
6. I rocked a white fur coat with my full name engraved in red inside when I was about 2 or 3.
7. My favorite food is liver.
8. I used to practice the MJ choreography from the HIStory DVD with my cousin obsessively.
9. I have cheeks ya wanna pinch. My FACE cheeks.
Ok, the others ones, too, but you will get cut promptly if done without permission.10. I’ve never eaten Thai food.
Happy Friday, ya’ll!
@Cheekie,
4, 5, and 7 are not true. Do I get a prize if i’m right?
@Humble_One,
5 is actually true. The other two you got right. You get 2/3 of a prize.
I did eat cigarettes when I was a baby. I’d have both of my parents mad as hell because I left them with soggy squares. I reference this as the reason why I don’t smoke because I’ve already had my tobacco fix for a lifetime (along with my vow never to do so because my father and paternal grandma died from lung cancer).
@Cheekie,
I used to eat cigarettes when I was a baby which is probably why I currently don’t smoke. .
I used to eat ashes and the tips of matches. SMH
@V Renee, I use to eat ashes and tip of matches too, lol
@V Renee,
LOL, yeah, over the years I’ve noticed the eating-ashes-as-a-baby thing was pretty common. I’ve met several people who have done the same.
It’s a conspiracy created by The Man at tobacco companies to get folks addicted as soon as possible! lol
@Cheekie, 2, 4, 10
@Cheekie, #2,4, 7 are False
FYI — since they have been guessed, just not by one person — 4, 7, 10 were the lies.
4. I wish I did! And yes, after doing so, I would refer him to Barry as I’d have a right to.
7. Ew, NO.
10. As much as I love rice and spicy ish? Chile, no. I love me some Thai food.
I think Champs lies are 1, 5, and 9.
Panama’s lies are 3, 4, and 10.
@Humble_One,
Where’s your list?????
1. I used to roll up tea leaves and smoke them, which is why I’m adept at rolling. NO, I do not smoke weed. I’m just simply good at rolling period. And I’ve never ONCE puffed a cigarette, and I could probably count on my hands the times I’ve smoked a Black or something. I liked the smell, and did not inhale.
2. I didn’t have ONE girlfriend in High School.
3. I took a porno mag of my father’s to school when I was 9, and we never had cable in my house again after discovering the Spice Channel (Back then it was called the “Adam and Eve Channel”).
4. Speaking of which, I used to think pron was fake after watching nothing but cable pron. No homo, but money shots are an integral part of the adequate pron experience.
5. I got called a ‘niggra’ within two hours of setting foot in Cali for the FIRST time. That was not pleasant. I doubt I go back.
6. I once was chased by a Church Van to three different locations while trying to have relations with my lady friend. They followed us from the Mayor’s Mansion, to where the Riverwalk is now, to a park over off Connor (all locales in The D, by the way…).
7. I never had sex in the house I grew up in.
8. Since high school, every woman I’ve ever had has been progressively better than the last in the looks department. but I started off dating 1′s and 2′s, so that ain’t saying much.
9. I know someone who’s had sex with a couch, word to Nip/Tuck.
10. There was once a crew of like 8 fine chicks that hung together at one point in college. I had sex with all of them.
I just realized, after reading back thru all my sheet, that I’m a damn sexual deviant. No wonder my parents were almost relieved when I told them I was gonna have a kid at 20… It was like “Whew! At least he ain’t doin nothing criminal!”
@Dante_Alexander,
2, 7 and 10
@Dante_Alexander,
2, 7 and 9 lies?
Since I am FAIRLY new to VSB. I dont recall you all mentioning any of these thing since I’ve been reading…so I am going to take a guess.
Champ: False – #1, #6 , #7
Panama: False – #2, #4, #9
My list:
1. I onced help a friend fake a graduation. His parents thought he was attending Howard U when in fact he was enrolled at UDC. They’d been sending him money for HU tuition for 4 years. They were coming to America for graduation and had no idea. I helped him get a HU cap & gown and he actually went to graduation.
2. I havent eaten any type of pork product for 30 years.
3. I once ran away from home for an entire night. I changed my mind and came home and my parents never knew.
4. I once got a hickey from Michael Bivens
5. I turned down a full scholarship to go away to college because I wanted to stay in DC with my boyfriend.
6. I drove 4 1/2 hours to NY for a kiss. Turned around and came back.
7. I once spent 5 hours hiding in a broom closet inside a crack house.
8. I once saw a man jump off a roof to his death.
9. I once turned down $10,000 from some African dude who approached me on the street. He told me that he’d come to America to collect money from his brother’s death & that he’d been robbed twice and just wanted to get rid of the money because it was bad luck.
10. I actually dated one of my cousins before learning that we were related.
@Yaa, you’re just wrong about me.
i’m gonna say that 1, 7, and 9 are false.
you betta get dat money.
big face huuuuuuuuuuunids.
@Panama Jackson, NOPE. Those are true LOL!
@Yaa,
7 is true? Whoever you were hiding from must have been scary as h3ll for you to hide in a crackhouse. D@mn!
@Voiceofreason, LOL. I was 13 and me and my boyfriend were kissing in a semi-vacant building. He asked to see my boobs. I told him that we needed to go inside one of the apts. We go in and I flash them & we start playing (Wrestling, tickling, Really playing!!!…. jumping on the mattress, water fighting, hitting each other with rolled up newspaper etc.)The next thing we know we hear somebody come in. I didnt know if it was a crackhead or a dealer! We hid inside the broom closet for hours. I peed my pants & cried until we heard them leave.
@Yaa,
3, 4, 7, and 8 sound like one helluva night…
@Yaa,
2, 4, and 10 are false, and 7 and 8 just made me take a shower
@The Champ, CLOSE…#4,8, 10 are false.
@Yaa,
I think I saw your friend and his mismatched cap and gown when I graduated. Did he finish in 2002?
If not, ninjas are desperate as a mother, cause this ridiculousness must be common.
Fun Fridays…ok, I’m going with 2, 7 and 9 for Champ and 3, 4 and 7 for P.
Here are mine…7 facts and 3 fictions.
1. I had a one night stand with one of Bobby Brown’s “Don’t Be Cruel Tour” female background dancer’s three years ago. She was 10 years older than me, but looked 10 years younger than her actual age.
2. I was the witness of a homicide when I was 19 years old. The dude was literally 3 feet away from me when another dude ran up and shot him in the chest with a 12 gauge shot gun…some of the evidence was on my shirt.
3. I was SO in love with my high school sweetheart in high school that I wanted to marry her when she turned 18. She cheated on me while I was away in my second year of undergrad and I haven’t met a woman since I wanted to marry.
4. I slept with two roommates for six months and neither of them knew about the other. One worked nights and the other was pre-med…they literally never saw one another unless they were passing each other out the door.
5. I plan on being celibate until I am in a meaningful relationship with the next woman I’m committed to.
6. I’m socially awkward.
7. I found out I was dating the daughter of my grandfather’s mistress he had for 14 years. He was like a father to her and he broke the news to me after hearing from her mother that we had become an item.
8. I once ran naked wearing only some timberlands (for traction) through a girl’s dorm off of a dare and got caught by campus police and almost got kicked out of school.
9. I’ve had sex while driving on the highway at night and the police were two lanes beside us, but couldn’t see in due to my tinted windows.
10. I haven’t had a fight in years, but I knocked out a dude that was 6’3” and about 215lbs, because I was scared he was reaching for a gun when we had a heated disagreement about a certain woman…I’m under 6 ft and weigh about 185lbs.
@AkShone,
i’m going with 2, 3, and seven and sh*t
@The Champ,
0 – 3, Champ.
All of those are true.
@AkShone,
2, 5 and 6 – lies?
@V Renee,
You got one right.
@AkShone, 2, 6, 8 false?
@klysha,
You got one right, too.
@AkShone,
Real chex while driving? For some reason this seems impossible to me.
@Big Man,
It’s not impossible at all. Peep the mathmatics:
S.U.V. + Cruise Control + Reverse Cowgirl = Thrill Ride
I like math.
@AkShone,
1, 4 and 6 lies?
hmmm…i think pj already said 3 and 8 were false so i’m gonna go with 6 for the win. as for the champ, i’m gonna say 6, 7 and 10. *head tilt* me no know.
anywho…here goes.
1. in junior high a boy once punched me in the jaw.
2. i took a guy’s virginity once
3. i sold nfl player deuce mcallister a stereo
4. i made love in the club
5. a friend had to physically remove me from snatching a chick during my high school’s one year reunion
6. my first love is currently serving a life sentence
7. i helped my bff steal her grandmother’s car to go spy on her man (she thought he was cheating)
8. i hid two guys in my dorm after hours then made them jump out of the unreasonably high second floor window when the cops got involved in the search
9. i took german in high school
10. i used to have six fingers on one hand
@SouthernGirl,
I guess 3, 8, 10 aren’t true.
@Cheekie, one is the loneliest number…
@SouthernGirl,
Dag nabbit!
@Cheekie, lol. but since y’all had it in common, 8 is true.
it was after visiting hours. i was sick and in bed, my roommate was getting ready to go to bed when there’s a knock on the door. two guys that we were cool with were standing there and she let those fools in. i let it go at first because i was too tired to argue and one of them was rubbing my back cause I was achy from my cold.
what we didn’t know is these ninjas were on the run. they ran off the other hall because an RA saw them. i don’t remember her name but she was one of those serious, by the book types and since no one saw them exit the building and someone said they saw them heading to our hall, she knew they were still there and refused to let it go. so they’re knocking door to door and searching rooms. we were in a suite so i stashed them in our sleeping neighbor’s room while they were searching ours and then brought them back in our room when they searched hers. but she would not leave the hall!!!
next thing i know i hear police talking over walkie talkies walking up and down the hall, knocking on doors. at that point i was like, duck and roll. y’all gotta go. we were only on the second floor but this dorm had really high ceilings and then the windows were placed very high on the wall (in hindsight, i guess because they didn’t want people sneaking in and out that way?) and they had to actually get up on my desk to jump out. one guy sprained his ankle. oh well.
@ SouthernGirl, LOL…
That sounds like some sitcom ish. Like A Different World or something. lol
@SouthernGirl,
2, 4, and 8
@The Champ,
one for the road my friend.
Okay here we go:
1. Marcus Garvey is my great grand uncle on my mothers side.
2. I helped former Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida load songs on his Ipod while interning in his office at the state capitol.
3. I still consider myself a virgin because i never had vaginal intercourse only anal.
4. I am the middle child in my family my oldest brother is 32 and my younger sister is 7.
5. My mom and sister in law were pregnant at the same time youngest sister is 7 and my nephew is 7.
6. I had a guy propose to me via Facebook
7. I get free food from a popular South Florida restaurant, Pollo Tropical thanks to twitter.
8. I have a slight fascination with porn, i watch it at least once a week.
9. My story as a first generation college student led to a bill and a grant for first generation college students in the state of FL.
10. I have been diagnosed with insomnia and take medications for it, which my body rejected and Dr’s had to up my usage.
@JamaicanGirl,
3, 7, 9 are lies?
@Cheekie, you got number 3 right, lol
I’ve said once and I’ll say it again…I love women that like p0rn.
Oh and 3, 7 and 10 are non-truths.
My ten
1. I was an All-American college football player until an injury
2. I hustled part time while in trade school and college
3. I use to street race in Detroit
4. I dated a woman that did a bid in prison
5. I sold homemade porn movies of myself and chics in my hood out the trunk of my car.
6. I started drinking and smoking at 13
7. I was in the same class in middle school with the daughter of a supermodel
8. I have a serious addiction to sneakers and cars
9. My grandfather put my uncle thru a glass window
10. I use to be roomates with Cam’ron in college in Texas.
@Humble_One,
Lies: 3, 5, 10?
As for number 7, if it’s true, did she take after her mother or was she prone to jokes like, “Yo Mama is a supermodel? …*stares at daughter*… Girl, you musta been adopted!*?
@Cheekie,
3 is true. And she favored her father not her mother. LOL
@Humble_One,
Is that a good or bad thing? I mean, people can “favor” their father…but um, do you mean she was masculine? lol
@Humble_One,
1, 5 and 10 lies?
@Humble_One,
4, 5, 10…. Lies!
1. I have never traveled west of the Mississippi river
2. When we were younger me and my brother would be mistaken for twins
3. I had n@ked time w/ the booger girl at nap time in kindergarten
4. I have been to a school of prophets
5. My “#” is unknown to me.
6. Juicy J of tre six mafia treated me to two big booty 2520 girl lap dances in memphis.
7. I gave a stripper a lap dance w/ my gf @ the time
8. I once received corpus callosum all night long w/o climaxing
9. I once got it in w/ a stranger on a train
10. I’ve skinny dipped and streaked on full moon nights
as for The Champ 1,2,&4
& P Mo Nimbly 3,8,&4 Okay I saw 8 up thread sew me
@WuDaMan,
For some reason, I believe all of yours are true. I wouldn’t be surprised at any of them knowing you, Wu. lol
@Cheekie,
Cheekieeeeee?! For reals? Like that? I thought we was cool n sh!t? LMAO
@WuDaMan,
You know that comment was outta love. lol
@Cheekie,
I know I just wanted you to gimmie a hug let me peak @ your cheeks n sh!t.
@Cheekie,
My cheeks are always in peeking-distance. Unless I wear a mask…
ETA: And oh, yeah, I DO give great hugs. And love receiving them.
@Cheekie,
Arrrrirririririridididididdiidiiiii (those were rolling r’s)
@WuDaMan,
1,5, and 10 aren’t true and sh*t
@The Champ, i agree and take my list of moderation and s%*t, please Champie….
@The Champ,
aight you got 2
@WuDaMan,
3, 5 and 9 – lies?
@V Renee,
& you got two
crazy medling kids
@WuDaMan,
1, 5 and 3 or 9. Ha!
@V Renee,
quit playing and get involved. cuz you still may or may not have called me on two of my lies.
@WuDaMan, 5, 6, and 10?
@Miss Patterson,
Oh so sorry sister. Have you ever heard of the Indian zodiac? I’m thrown. Aparently it has mythology attatched to it.
@WuDaMan,
Oh yeah you only caught me lieing once
@WuDaMan, p.s.- i need a new beer suggestion. please and thank you.
@WuDaMan, nope. never heard of indian astrology. i’m going to google it now. and for no particular reason other than that i’m bored and “working” from home today.
you water bearer, you.
@Miss Patterson,
Okay hey. Have you had all the hefweizen & wheat whit you can stand? Those are two summer beer styles I love.
Crabbie Pattie ahahahaa.
@WuDaMan,
okay real answers I was lieing on 1, 5, & 9
1. I had a motorcycle in college that my parents didn’t know about until they got a call from the emergency room.
2. My first time was with my friend’s girlfriend’s aunt.
3. My friends and I used to ride around in an old limo for no reason.
4. I have never been high or drunk.
5. Got an early discharge from the military during the war.
6. I once drove a car with no brakes and I had to just slow down way in advance.
7. I was once detained in an airport by immigration even though I’m a citizen.
8. I was friends with a girl and never knew she was a prostitute.
9. My father used to “talk” to Angela Davis and still has her number.
10. I once lived in a place where they used to burn stolen cars in the alley behind my house.
@Omar, 3, 5 and 9? and i expect details on the friend’s girlfriend’s aunt story if it is true.
@Miss Patterson,
3 is right I didn’t do that but I found out my father did in 70′s, 5 and 9 however are true.
The aunt was only like a year older than the girl it just sounds funny when you say you banged someone’s auntie…
@Miss Patterson,
Oh I forgot the only reason I even know about 9 is that once my step mother had an attitude with my father about it and said “your father is talking to his old “friend”(with an attitude and sh1t) Angela Davis” and I’m like wait THE Angela Davis, my father knows her…??
@Omar, wow. THE Angela Davis. that’s pretty dope. go pops!
@Omar,
1, 3 and 4 lies?
@V Renee,
3 is false but 1 and 4 are definitely true.
The crazy part of the motorcycle thing was the people in the hospital insisting that they did NOT have the wrong number when they called my father to tell him his son had been in a motorcycle accident.
the answers and sh*t
1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week
although this is probably at least 32 percent gay, this is true. they’re actually uni-sex but, really, nevermind
2. he’s lived in pittsburgh, pa his entire life
false and sh*t. i lived in buffalo, ny for five years
3. of the last 5 women he dated before his current gf, 4 of them are married.
very true. “good luck chuck” could have been a documentary about me
4. he hasn’t had an alcoholic beverage since august of 2005
unless these rum and cokes i drink every night are placebos, this sh*t is false as f*ck
5. not only has he never met panama in person, they’ve only spoken on the phone roughly five times
true. we actually dont plan on meeting in person until we go on oprah
6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have been a hooker) when he was 19 years old
this is very true, except for the part about it being “mean”. that head was more nonchalant than jay-z’s verse in “run this town”
7. he was once number 9 on sportcenter’s top ten plays of the week
true, on the strength of a 70 foot shot i made against niagara university my sophomore year (my only points of the game as well, lol).
8. he has six older sisters.
this is falser than doc rivers teeth. i have two actually, but one i’ve only met once before in my life
9. his close childhood friends know him as “beav” (short for “beaver”)
although there’s only like four people on the planet who still call me this, its true
10. the only white woman he’s ever slept with just happened to be the
one to take his virginity and sh*t
@The Champ,
LMFAO. Stop yourself with the smiley face as an answer for number 10!! lol
And that would be THEE monumenta event if the first place you and Panama meet is on Oprah. I mean, other than the monumental event of her sing-songing your name when she introduces you.
Like, what would ya’ll do when you first meet in person? Give each other a bro-hug? A dap? Nod in acknowledgement? Do the handshake that the 2520 and his token bro friend did in A Walk to Remember?
@Cheekie, my guess is we probably just walk on stage and and say, “sup and sh*t”
@Panama Jackson,
Unfortunately, on Oprah’s show, the asterisk will still be there…So may you should say, “Sup and sh-asterisk-t” so it won’t get bleeped. Just a suggestion.
@The Champ,
lol @ the smiley answer for #10. my homeboy did the same thing…lost his virginity to his 2520 HS gf. I wonder if it’s some kinda rights of passage. Like, you lose your virginity to a 2520 so you can better appreciate all of the black woman you’re with there after…?
if you couldn’t figure it out, i’m j/k
Since The Champ went and outted himself, I may as well do the same. Kick off your shoes and relax your feet.
1. I was actually shorter than my little sister until the summer between my 10th and 11th grade years when I grew 6 inches. By the way, my little sister is 3 years younger than me.
this is true. for the longest time, i actually thought i was a midget.
2. I’m clearly prone to nicknames, and all throughout high school, my nickname was Phife, named after Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest because I was so short.
this is also true. one of my boys kept calling my name in class but i was asleep and didn’t hear him, he yelled out Phife and got everybody’s attention in class, i woke and was like, “WHAT NINJA!” the name stuck and to this day, folks from back home call me Phife. i have close friends who can’t remember my real name for sh*t.
3. I once told Roberta Flack to get over herself.
false. i wanted to, but i didn’t. in my head it was one hell of a stern talking to, though.
4. I’ve never smoked anything in my entire life.
this is true (and false). i’ve never inhaled anything. in the pics for this site, i pulled on a cigar to make the effect for the pictures then proceeded to take the longest shower of my life b/c i felt so dirty. smoking is not a panama thing, at all.
5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.
very true. just a few days ago, after having to make a speech at a very unfortunate event, quite a few people of the older white southern conservative anti-obama crowd (actually, that’s ALL who was there) told me that i had a great speaking voice and such conviction that i should be a preacher.
6. My senior year of high school, two white chicks used to stroll the halls of my high school singing my name over and over again as my official theme music. My girlfriend was very unhappy about this and threatened to whip their a*ses.
oh this is so true. it was the weirdest but coolest thing ever. coincidentally, one of the white chicks is the only white chick i would have ever considered dating.
7. Thru the course of my 4 years in college, I witnessed a murder,was an accessory to drug trafficking, and at one point had over $150K in cash in my possession.
this is also unfortunately true. i’ve seen, done, and been involved in way more stupidity than i care to remember. i didnt mention it, but i once thought i was going to prison on fed time b/c of some of this stuff. you don’t have to be smart to be in college.
8. I once drove Erick Sermon of EPMD to pick up his car from being serviced because he couldn’t find anybody else to take him.
false. i was supposed to take him but he found somebody else.
9. I’ve never been to a professional sporting event of any kind. I have also never been to a D-I college sporting event of any kind despite attending a D-I major state school that is always nationally ranked in basketball and football for graduate school.
this is true. i suck. part of this is growing up overseas and then attending high school in a place with no major sports teams. but really, i have no excuse for this. they practically give away wizard’s tickets in dc.
10. There is a drink named after me on a menu at a popular restaurant in DC.
false. there WAS a drink named after me at a spot on U Street some 5 years ago b/c of the entertainment i brought on one particular night that i threw an event there. i made them a lot of money and the owner loved me so he named a drink. i aint been there in years so they clipped it.
@Panama Jackson,
I knew 7 was true as soon as I saw college and murder…somehow thse 2 words seem to go with the environment around the AUC. It’s so unfortunate.
@N.I.A. naturally, ya know…the murder thing had nothing to do with being in or around the AUC. that was in my neighborhood a few miles west of campus on the Westside in Adamsville. and it happened at my house to my cousin.
@Panama Jackson,
damn…i’m sorry to hear that PJ
as for the AUC, i just assumed b/c murder and other crimes were not strangers on and around our campuses.
@Panama Jackson,
*daps you for number 4* I’m not a crazy anti-smoker since I’m pretty much the only one in my family who doesn’t (I probably get enough off of second hand smoke alone), but ya know just giving props and recognizing.
@Panama Jackson,
” they practically give away wizard’s tickets in dc. ”
…there’s a reason for that you know…
@Panama Jackson, i was so certain that number 4 was a lie. oh well. do i get an honorary mention prize or something?
The Champ’s lies are 1 (unless they’re those angular frames that are truly unisex), 6, and 8.
Panama’s lies are 3, 4, and 8. Btw, is the drink after your real name, or is it a “Panama Something”?
Ok, now on to mine…
1. I’ve visited more places outside of the US than I have in the country.
2. I didn’t know how to ride a bike until I was 10.
3. I am a true middle child.
4. I’ve been proposed to by a S. Korean street vendor.
5. All of my boyfriends have been non-black.
6. I haven’t dated in 5 years.
7. I have a tattoo in a pretty *ahem* provocative space.
8. I got cheated out of being valedictorian in HS.
9. I was born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.
10. My dad’s a true alcoholic, so I didn’t have my 1st drink until my 21st b-day.
@Beez, the drink was named after my real name…
@Panama Jackson,
Nice.
@Beez,
5, 6 and 9 lies?
@V Renee,
Almost. You’ve got 2/3. Good guess!
So You Think You Know Overit?
1)I once beat the sh** out of a girl in middle school English class cause she talked too da*n much. I was suspended for 2 days.
2)I went to a Christian private school for grades 1-4.
3)I like to dress up as if I’m in the witness protection program and act suspect in public just to see who will call the police.
4)I love sleeping and can probably sleep for days, waking up only for eucalyptus leaves.
5)I was on an escalator the fall of 2006, I turn around and look up and I see Barack Obama, we had a lovely conversation as he tried to guess where I was from (he guessed on the first try). He said I was a smart, young lady and a future leader and sh**.
6)I read at least 3 books a month. If I don’t read, I go through withdrawal and start speaking like I just landed in JFK. Weird.
7)I’ve had only one day in my life where I allowed myself to be wild. On that day, I smoked meth, marijuana, and helped jacked an old lady for her handbag. I’ve repented.
8)I was the victim of a hate crime post 9/11; a redneck spilled a slurpee on my car and told me to “go home” at a red light. I followed him for 3 more lights, passing my home, cursing him and his rattail out.
9)I’ve never smoked anything in my life.
10)I am one of 9 children.
@overit?,
5, 7, 2.
That was easy, Koala. With ur cute fuzzy marsupial self.
@BlackBerry Molasses, marsupial deez, mama.
take ONE of these, call me in the am.
@overit?,
3, 7 and 10 MARSUPIAL!
@overit?,
I’m going with 5, 7 and 2 also. Even though 5 sounds a little like the time I saw Al Sharpton in the movie theater in, well not really…
I saw Al on the escalator
I gave him a surprised look (wondering what movie Al was about to go see)
He gave me one of those mean what the eff are you lookin’ at looks
I return the mean stare and kept it movin’
@Omar, LOOL, you only got 1. Try again, I know you can do it!
@Omar, lmao, i can see him giving a mean stare, he looks rude as he**.
@overit?, i’m gonna say 2, 7, and 9.
@Panama Jackson, you got 1. lol.
@overit?,
1, 10 and 7 – lies?
@V Renee, u got 2 as well!
@overit?, i’m still cracking up over the meth moment and you jackin’ an old lady…
here are my guesses for yo’ lies: 1, 3, and 7
@Miss Patterson, u got 2. lol
@overit?, ok 1, 7 and 9? am i right? do i get a t-shirt? a r/t ticket to dc?
@Miss Patterson, 1 is def true, lol.
7 and 9 u got right. press on.
@overit?,
1, 7, 8.
Final answer.
@overit?, So is it 7, 9 and 10?
@Omar, my lies are 3,7 and 10@ LOL.
i’d like to add explanations, but im too lazy. maybe later.
1, 4, 9?
And I only say 9 because he’s not reformed at all.
ok, my turn
1. I attended public school throughout my scholastic career including college and grad school.
2. I lost my virginity when I was 20 yrs.
3. I used to be member of team chunk.
4. I have a preference for men in BGLOs, especially Kappas.
5. I’ve blacked out during sex from overconsumption of alcohol and have no recollection of the events.
6. I love my undergraduate institution and I think it’s better than your undergrad institution.
7. Once during undergrad, 2 fem lezzies got in a fight over me b/c one of the chicks tried to recruit me to the lickemlow team.
8. my best sexual experience was with my best friend, and not my man at the time…smh.
9. I’ve been celibate for 2 years, and I am just now starting to go CRAZY!! I am deficient in Vitamin D, and I’m having severe withdrawal symptoms.
10. Sometimes, I spend more time on VSB than my actual job.
@N.I.A. naturally, well 1 is definitely a lie unless spelman done turned public on us.
@Panama Jackson,
well, of course you would get that one right. the other 2 are much harder…but not really based on some of my comments here….
@N.I.A. naturally, 1, 2 and 7 lies?
@V Renee,
you got 2 of 3….
@N.I.A. naturally,
I say 1, 2, 3!
@N.I.A. naturally,
Since P got numba 1 as a lie…my other guesses are 5 and 9?
And number 10 is true for a bulk of the folks here I bet…including me. lol
But you didn’t read that from me. *side eye*
@Cheekie,
no on 5 & 9
@N.I.A. naturally,
1,4, and 7 are lies. i guess i’m the only woman who doesn’t have a preference for men in greek letter organizations.
Damn, y’all have had interesting lives. My list is going to be mad boring.
1. I once cut a girl with a knife on the schoolbus because she scratched on my arm because I was roasting her too hard.
2. At the age of 7 I was borderline klepto who loved to steal toys and other goodies from stores and I never got caught.
3. I didn’t get my first piece of tail until 21, and now she’s my wife.
4. I once threatened to beat a girl’s @ss because she had the nerve to slap me in the face after I randomly grabbed her butt in the school hallway.
5. I sold crack for two years but stopped once I felt I was too fat to run from the police effectively.
6. I mistakenly voted for John McCain because I pressed the wrong button in the voting booth.
7. I once drove all the way to Cheesecake Factory from Howard University to buy a chick a piece of cheesecake and then dropped it off at her room while she was chilling with another dude. And I still talked to her for several weeks after this.
8. I find vaginal intercoure much better than oral copulation.
9. I used to attend high school with the sister of Baby from Cash Money and Mannie Fresh used to DJ our school dances. The whole Cash Money clique would attend and stand by the DJ table looking hard.
10. I had a mild cocaine habit in college, but managed to kick it after I saw a friend beaten badly by a dealer.
@Big Man,
5, 6 and 10 – lies?
@Big Man,
LIES: 1, 5, 6?
And if 6 is true, even considering Obama won, you’d get cut in most circles for that hot mess. lmao
@Big Man,
I’m stomped on which are the non-truths, but # 7 I think is true and if it is…she must’ve been fine as frog hair…shyt…finner (if that’s a word).
@AkShone,
Sadly, no. I had a small period of simping.
I corrected the glitch in the Matrix and things have been fine since.
Yeah, V Renee got it right on the first try.
@Big Man,
Where’s my prize???? Ha!
@Big Man, 6. I mistakenly voted for John McCain because I pressed the wrong button in the voting booth.
i woke up in a cold sweat a week before election 08 cause i thought i did that. omg, id die.
I didn’t think I could come up with 10 but here you go, 7 are true and three are false
1. Almost ran over Jose Canseco with a van and then proceeded to getting into a cussing match with him
2. Never seen a man cry until I seen a man die
3. Is real good friends with a member of the Dazz Band
4. Saw my father for the first time on the Motown 25 Special
5. Wanted to be a preacher until I was 13
6. Almost got into a fight with a member of the Arizona Cardinals and his “crew” but was saved by bunch of chicks who had dissed them all earlier in the evening
7. Has never been in a strip club
8. Has dated three strippers.
9. Is a vegetarian
10. Was told that Joe Nameth was my father
@T. Troy Stewart,
10, 4 and 7 – lies?
@V Renee, you got one right….
@T. Troy Stewart,
I’ma go with 8,9 and 10
@miss t-lee, two out of three…
@T. Troy Stewart,
Lies: 3, 5, 7?
@Cheekie, awww, 0 for 3…but I could see why you picked two of them LOL
@T. Troy Stewart,
Aw, shucks…
LOL…why is that? And which two? lol
@Cheekie, 5 and 7. 5 because who wants to be a preacher as a kid and 7 because what red blooded American male has never been in a strip club?
@T. Troy Stewart,
ok, 1, 6, 10
@N.I.A. naturally, one for three
@T. Troy Stewart, 10, 9 and 7?
@Omar,
I concur with these choices!
@Omar, two out of three….
10 is a lie, but there’s a story behind it…my mom met Joe Namath when he played football at the University Of Alabama. The story goes that she and my grandmother cleaned house for this family who were Alabama boosters and one day Joe Namath was over, drinking lemonade, ironically enough.
She said he was the finest looking white boy she had ever seen, even with that big nose. She says he was funny and a flirt and gave her a hug that scared her because white men in 1964 Alabama didn’t hug on black girls (in public) but Grandma said that he was from “up North” so it was okay because he didn’t know better.
Moms said he smelled like Lifebuoy soap and had the prettiest eyes she had ever seen on a man and he could have got it if he wanted it, 1960s style (I figured she was talking about getting one of those hugs behind closed doors). She used to joke that Broadway Joe could have been my daddy LOL
@T. Troy Stewart,
“Saw my father for the first time on the Motown 25 Special”
Umm, not to be too personal and $h!t but who is yo’ daddy that was on motown 25?
Was billy jean not just a girl that thought he was the one??
@Omar, until I was 12, I thought that my brother and sisters and I had the same father. Moms told me that wasn’t the case and for years she left it at that. One summer’s day, when I was home from college, Moms calls me into the den and puts in a tape of the Motown 25 special. I didn’t think anything of it, okay, I’ll watch it again. She has it paused on a shot of the audience. Okay…and then she tells me to look closely. I don’t see shyt but some blurred images. I’m squinting and asking what I’m looking at and that’s when Moms tells me for the first time that my father is an executive with Motown. Of course I took this all in stride. I said and this is the truth; “My father hangs out with Stevie Wonder and Bunny DeBarge and I’ve been hanging with you broke ninjas all my life?”
@T. Troy Stewart,
lmao this is so funny and not funny at the same time.
3, 4 and 7 sound false but that could mean they’re true…hmm
Let’s see
1. I have a lisp that was ridiculed mercilessly in middle school
2. I got into an accident because I was driving on the wrong side of the road in broad daylight… and i wasn’t intoxicated
3. I tried my best pick up line on Meagan Good when I saw her here in Atlanta… girl i know ya legs must be tired!
4. I have run with the bulls in Spain.
5. I have never smoked anything ever
6. I’m 27 and just now becoming a junior in college
7. I once tried to storm the field by myself after a Falcon’s game because everyone in my section gassed me up and said they would too… but then they didn’t
8. I have been to 15 European countries
9. When I was 16 I hosted a sports highlight show on local access tv for two weeks until I got fired for hitting on my supervisor.
10. I really don’t know how to talk to women. Whenever I hook up with a woman it just happens and I have no idea why other than I look decent.
@A-Town Genius, I’m going with 3, 5 and 7?
@Omar,
7 really happened but I didn’t make it down to the actual field just to the railing
Well, here are my 10:
1. I skipped 1st grade. My elementary school actually wanted to skip me up two grades, but my mother declined.
2. I have written 3 songs that have been on the radio.
3. My name literally means, “Handsome.”
4. I once fell asleep in a strip club.
5. I’ve slept with a woman carrying someone else’s child while the father was overseas in Iraq
6. I came up with a drink recipe that is on the verge of being picked up by a major restaurant chain
7. A woman tried to kidnap me in a Wal-Mart when I was 7 years old
8. I’ve auditioned to be on The Real World and was in the final running
9. I was turned down for a job at the White House b/c of my (former) myspace page.
10. Coincidentally, almost every woman I have been serious about is an AKA or aspired to be one
@SouthernCharm,
5, 8, 10. am I right?
@Sula,
*paging Sula’s list paging Sula’s list* Please report to the friday funfest on VSB
@Sula,
Yeah where is your list?
@Sula,
you got #8 right
@SouthernCharm, 5, 7, 9
@klysha,
9 is right
This was a nice litte experiment being that the girls didn’t believe my #2 but the boys did. I hate to break it to you though I could have lost it starting at the age of 12, I waited until I was really in love to give it up @22.
Ha! But you boyz didn’t believe my #5. But its true, me and some friends were hanging out taking pics with the group after a show @ a club. Everyone was cool but Freaky Tie was talking sh*t to everybody, so I started talking ish back. All of a sudden he says “Shut up you faggot!” I was a little stunned at first and then I cracked up laughing.
Just about all yall said #3 but yall don’t know me . I did dance for Uncle Luke @ a party at the Essence Fest. He invited the ladies to come up and shake wat they mama gave em and being that I’m from the South and grew up on Luke and Miami Bass I couldn’t resist.
Speaking of Essence Fest, yes #4 is false, though a dude come @ me with that bullish. But am I am an f*cking lady!
Other lies are I don’t have five brothers, and I did not finish at the top of my class in HS. It’s not like I couldn’t have but I just didn’t apply myself.
Getting kinda late in the day to make mine, but what the hell….
1. I came real close to rapping on a Death Row song the summer that Tupac got shot.
2. Chexed my homeboy’s then-girlfriend, which turned into a 3-way confession call. After she hung up, he gave me props.
3. Ya boy had to get a presidential pardon for a past felony.
4. I was never whooped by my father, but my brother got it from him with rather nasty objects.
5. My name was changed when I was 7.
6. I’ve been carjacked before, embarrassigly enough, right on Crenshaw.
7. My stolen Integra was stripped, leaving only the engine, change that was underneath the carpet, and a blunt I lost the year before…which I re-rolled and smoked!
8. Had a gat pointed right at me, had to run back to the car, and then a tire-screeching chase ensued.
9. Used to hang out at the residence of Marvin Gaye’s family, two of which are smokers.
10. I’ve never been on television.
One again, I’ll buy the SoCal who guesses right a drink.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, 10, 6, & 2
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, hmmmm 3, 7, 10???
@klysha and WuDaMan, you both got #10 right so far.
I’m not giving away the other two yet…
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
So what was you doing on tv homie?
@WuDaMan,
-Was a guest on a talk show
-Extra in a video and a special named after a TLC song
-Been in news footage, LOL
Come on, SoCals, holla and take a whack at it before you get off work!
Alright, no one’s gonna bite in time.
The answers were 3, 6, and 10.
Random: The title of this post reminded me of that game we used to play called “Seven (or 7) Up”. The one where everyone has to lie their heads down (“Heads down, thumbs up, time to play 7-up!”) and stick their thumbs up and then some mystery folks walk around pressing people’s thumbs down and when done, everyone raises up their heads and the people with their thumbs down has to guess who did it.
Usually there was this one cat who smelled like sewage and disappointment so we always knew when he did it because of the whiff you’d get when he’d creep up to ya. *wrinkles nose*
*Edith Bunker* Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaays!
@Cheekie,
you corny but cute. I wonder if that was a secret hygene teaching game.
@WuDaMan,
Yeah, I get with the corniness with the best of ‘em.
And you never heard of the game? More people…as they say, is what you need. It has its own wiki, hun.
@Cheekie,
Oh I’ve played it. I was wondering if teachers would pick stinky kids to be it to secretly tell them that they stank and go sat down.
@WuDaMan,
Oh…lol. Gotcha.
@Cheekie, i remember that game! i was sooo good at it, lol.
@Cheekie,
I hated 7-up as a kid…lol
@miss t-lee,
lol Why? Because you never made the right guess or because people always guessed it was you? haha
@Cheekie,
IDK—I always felt like it was a waste of time.
Now Hangman…there’s a game!
@miss t-lee,
Aw snap, we used to get hype over Hangman. I’m surprised there wasn’t bloodshed in the classrooms…kids took that ish seriously!
@Cheekie,
seven up was the rainy day standard at school when i was younger.
Usually there was this one cat who smelled like sewage and disappointment so we always knew when he did it because of the whiff you’d get when he’d creep up to ya. *wrinkles nose*
LMAO!! this is so true. we hadthis one girl who was always musty and musky, so we always knew when she did it. and there was this boy who always wore a lot of cologne….lol.
@N.I.A. naturally,
“and there was this boy who always wore a lot of cologne….lol.”
HAHA! Yup, them too. lol
Sry I can’t reply from my phone.
Yay I got three right
my list
1. The 1st time I had sex I got a piece of the condom rapper in my eye and had to wear an eyepatch as a result of the injury
2.I hate “red” koop aid
3. I want to live in the middle east
4. I used to work at Bath& body Works and was written up for ignoring a customer
5. I tried to make crack in my dorm room but didn’t have baking soda so used colgate with baking soda
6. I have an extreme like/dislike for little kids
7. I have a 400lb coworker that has been trying to go out with me since 2006
8. I once was so drunk I didn’t make it to the bathroom in time and continued to party with peeped pants on
9.I used to make rap tracks with friends in college using instrumental downloads and Microsoft recorder
10. I got a ticket in Vegas for hopping a baricade
@Satya, 1,2,8???
@Satya,
LOL wether it’s true or false
@Klysha u got 1 out of 3 lol
here’s my list:
(p.s I did this already but i don’t see it so Il try again
1. If I hadn’t studied political science I would have studied in Marine Biology
2. I always lose those stupid “10 finger” games but always manage to be the least drunk when alcohol is involved
3. I was bitten >>down there<< by an unsolicited scrippa. I wanted to slap him but did not because I feared I wouldnt get any burn after that.
4. Me and my adopted mom are best friends
5. I was kidnapped by my mother only to run away hours later
6. After a horrid first experience with "on the knee man detailing" I swore I would never do it again, and almost didn't for almost 4 years but haySOOS saw differently and now I can't get enough.
7. I have never actually gotten into fisticuffs with a female. Males? different story, and I have not gotten into a fight since I was 9.
8. Personality descriptions for Scorpios and "fire Tiger" fit me to a T yet I dont use them for more than entertainment.
9. I'm one of the most outgoing people you might ever meet. The life of the party, the lady who can keep up in the liquor department, tells corny jokes..alladat
10. I refuse to eat food out the box but rice-a-roni and pasta roni are my guilty pleasures
ok, so i’m hella late…
1. almost drowned 3 times
2. only vomited twice in my entire life
3. was given alcohol by my grand-daddy when i was just a baby
4. used to have these brutal fights with my brother until one day he punched me in the face and left his knuckle impression on my cheeks
5. was pulled pulled up one stage by Akon when he came to do a show in guyana and gave him the meanest ‘backball’
6. in nursery school (kindergarten) i was playing on the slide when a huge a*s splinter from the wood got stuck approximately 1.5 inches away from my vjj
7. gave a friend slightly moulded guava cheese…..and she ate it lol!!! i was evil like that in high school
8. was put out my parents house for a couple of days when i was younger cuz i was so reckless
9. got the sh*t whupped outta me by my mom when i was younger
10. got caught smoking cigarettes in my mom’s bathroom
Like the new (to me) mobile look. Clearly been away too long