The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.
Its like when I’m right, I’m right. But when I’m wrong I could have been right, so I’m still right cause I could have been wrong.
Those three statements are some of the truest truisms in life. But they pale in comparison to the truest trusim of them all:
You can’t turn a ho in a housewife.
Or can you?
This has to be one of the longest running conversations in relationship circles. If prostitution is the oldest profession, then this question had to be asked 1 minute AFTER the first ho hit her knees. I’ll bet there are more Sunshines out there than people care to admit.
Everybody has an opinion and most people don’t think its possible. I mean for one, you are who you are, like it or not. And second, nobody wants to date a ho for permanence so h*es are basically stuck to continue in their h*edom in an everlasting search for love and Flavor Flav. But if you really think about it, it HAS to be possible. It’s wholly impossible to believe that every faithful woman out there who is married wasn’t a h*e at some point. And that’s not to say that its a 90/10 split either, but I’d wager that it’s probably closer to 60/40. For every story you can tell about your wife’s great cherry pie, there’s some cat who’s an almost Casper-like figment of her past who can tell you about the time three people held her two ankles while she recited Romeo and Juliet with a schlong in her mouth.
I mean, clearly, it’s not so cut and dry. One of my boys (admittedly) tried and failed miserably.
For the record I think its possible to turn a h*e into a housewife. It’s due to this belief:
Panama’s Theorem 9.02.403: All h*es are aspirant housewives who have lost their way and have either 1) accepted and excelled at their given lifestyle; or 2) are praying that somebody will come and take them away from it all like Calgon. Face it, you can’t spell houswife without the h-o!
(That really has no bearing on anything.)
Of course this requires the ideal situation to occur. And what’s that you ask?
Well, basically, the man cannot be aware that his boo is a reformed h*e. I think its impossible for a man to know that his woman was a h*e and to be completely able to let it slide into the recesses of his mind and maintain a successful relationship. Um, no Hank Baskett.
Pride is man’s downfall and there’s a certain pride we maintain in the women we are dating. Sure we know that we “aren’t discovering sh*t” but at the same time, we love thinking that the terrain has only been Vespucci’d a few times as opposed to when the Pilgrim’s hit Jamestown and the next thing you know Natives ended up with polio blankets and then some cat coined the phrase Manifest Destiny and forward HO!
You see, it’s all related.
That’s from the man standpoint though, but the argument usually rests on a h*e’s (usually a woman) ability to actually “transform” from her prior lifestyle. Then again, this all rests on the defintion of a ho in the first place. Is it just a chick who can’t seem to put the d*ck down? Or are there other characteristics that play into it?
H*edom is deep and has layers like Shrek and onions.
And what exactly is the difference between a h*e and a hoochie? I mean we know that hoochies need love too, but Ice Cube let us know that h*es got to eat too, and since we know that food and pain are both love, then that means h*es need love too. Right?
It’s Friday. I’m sexxy. And a holiday weekend.
Are you not entertained?
I digress.
Anyway, I wrote all that to ask, good people of VSB.com, do you think you can turn a ho into a housewife?
And um is it ho or h*e?
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
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Yes. It can happen. She can find a dude who is from another town, make sure he never gets in her circle, marry him and then, bam, he finds out. I’ve seen it happen tooooo many times. And the same hoe will be completely married, with kids at home, out…ho-in.
I also believe that there’s a certain type of man who consistently attracts these types of women. They think extra highly of themselves and believe no woman can pull the ho wool over their eyes. They are always wrong.
@Ms. Smart, I also believe that there’s a certain type of man who consistently attracts these types of women. They think extra highly of themselves and believe no woman can pull the ho wool over their eyes. They are always wrong.
you shole living up to your name with that one. men just have a lotta nerve, bless their hearts, lol.
@overitnomore!,
Ho wool is flammable.
Ho’s burn people more often than non-ho’s.
That is all.
@Ms. Smart, “the same hoe will be completely married, with kids at home, out…ho-in.”
mh mh mh my bro’s roomate friend’s ma was from thailand…
@Ms. Smart, are you implying that all hoes are con artists?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, I’m implying that many people (women and men) can pretend to be a lot of things to those who want to see them a certain way. I can pretend to be six feet tall but it will only work if I hang around people who want to see me as six feet tall.
Sure they can; look at church!
@Maximillian,
rude.
@overitnomore!,
Truth!
@Maximillian, LOL
@Maximillian, oooh I had to come out of Lurkville (I have been recently elected mayor) to TOTALLY AGREE with you on this one.
CHURCH!
Terminator Maximillian, EXCELLENT!
Like P said I think we need a clear definition of what a ho is because I think a lot of women get labeled as a ho for things unfairly (can’t believe I’m typing this) when really they are just having a bad (or good, depending on how you look at it) month. Hope that makes sense. I’m just saying we need a clear definition of ho to determine the answer.
@A-Town Genius,
I think the general consensus is that “ho” is hard to define, but you know one when you see one.
Does that help? lol
I don’t like the term ho because a lot of girls get labeled that unfairly. But, some girls are really out there and I get puzzled by guys who think they’re the one that can change a woman into a housewife. One of my boys was in a relationship with a girl for 3 years and the whole time, she insisted on being in an open relationship because she couldn’t be with just one man. He was cool with that as long as she was honest with him about who she was with. Then he proposed to her against everyone’s wishes, but luckily she said no. He still won’t let her go and feels that she will make a good wife one day.
@Leila,
Correction: He doesn’t want to let her (skills) go. I’m sure those are wifely duties he knows she will perform extreeeeeeeeemely well.
@Lili,
[mexican accent]Beeengo![mexican accent]
@Leila, surely this dude is out enjoying his in this open relationship. Does he know how lucky he is to have one? Most females ain’ t havin’ it.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, lol. Yeah he enjoyed it and it took about a year for him to really move on.
First of all, why ya gotta picture of A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK up there… LMAO!
Next, all the girls I knew who were buckwildin’ three-at-a-timin’ hos in college are married. Me and my good girl friends are givin’ them the side-eye. They are all very, very religious now.
Folks can reform and go to places where no one knows they used to pass it out with 2-for-1 coupons. But I don’t think a guy is going to wife up someone still in the throes of hoe-dom.
I have no idea what I just typed. This topic is off the chains.
can you turn a ho into a housewife? of course you can. thing is, the ho has to want to be better, and do better than her usual ho-shyt. A man isn’t going to do it, she has to do it and want it for herself. Only hoes can prevent forest fire ho-shyt. It may take religion or psychiatric help to get her out of her ho ways. And if she is no longer engaging in ho-festivities, then i see no reason why she couldn’t become a housewife.
@deN.I.A.l is not a river in Egypt…., lol at ho’s preventing forest fires
for the sake of answering the question, of course you can turn a “h*e” into a housewife, ho*es are turned into husbands every dayum day.
and personally, i relish when men find out their wives had a past, can’t have it all, pahtna.
DIE double standard, DIE.
@overitnomore!,
That double standard ain’t going no damn where. Women 98.728% of the time control who has access to the “most beautifulest thing in this world”. Other than that, yes, a trollop can be turned into a housewife albeit w/ dire consequences.
@overitnomore!,
Say It! And I’m not willing to go as far as saying they’re actually reformed just cuz they make vows…Nah, being married and being reformed are two different thangs. Unfortunately.
@overitnomore!,
exactly!! I know a lot of “reformed” ho-husbands. Unfortunately, many of them aren’t reformed, they just use the fact that they’re married to cover of their ho-indiscretions. smh….
@overitnomore!,
Yup, I sho do know some hoe ass husbands, for serious.
@overitnomore!,
“DIE double standard, DIE.”
I know! Kill it dead!! Kill. It. Dead.
@Cheekie,
Dead, dead under the ground no resurrection dead!!
@Smiley Face,
This thread sounds like y’all are fighting for the right to be hoes or somethin’.
@Monk,
Nope. If a hoe is solely to be defined with ‘woman’ being in the definition there’s a (my) problem. There is no universal definition that I agree with to define a behavior that both males and females take part in by highlighting when one sex does it.
@Monk, comprehension is a h*e.
@overit,
*DEAD* @ “comprehension is a h*e”.
@overitnomore!,
Yea you right!!!
I would venture to say that anything is possible. Rehabilitation is something that we all like to believe is possible. But let’s try to define the terms Ho and Housewife
If we are talking numbers, then the answer is NO. Once you have had several penises over the statutory limit, u certainly can reset the odometer. But low mileage doesnt make anyone more or less likely to cheat, which leads me to definition 2.
If we are talking can he/she be trusted not to sleep with your homies, then sure or at least as much as you would trust any chick around your friends but I think that is something you gotta deal with irrespective of whether your SO was a ho.
If we mean can you get her to stop charging for her services, then sure….but why would you want to? In this economy we could use a couple dollars here and there to help with the cable and the mortgage.
If we mean can you get a fallacious woman to be a homemaker then I would again say yes. Most women have a genuine matron instinct that they can choose to express or not when the situation calls for it, I would assume that it doesnt disappear because she also enjoyed the company of a lot of men.
However, if low self image was at the root cause of her ho-ish ways…that may be something not easily rectified and may require counseling.
But what is a housewife?…does that mean she stays in the crib all the time? or that the chick can cook? maybe she walks around with a nasty “house coat” and furry slippers, only dressin for church on sunday…..In which case I’d rather have the ho.
Side note, my post can also be applied to men but that is a more complicated problem because men are perpetually in rehab from ho-dome but as chris rock said we can stop chasing with a little help.
@Blacklaw,
Like Button!
@Blacklaw, ”
LMAO @ Hoes helping restabilize the domestic economy.
And c/s the whole comment
just for the record, i never appreciated the phrase “you can’t turn a h*e into a housewife for a myriad of reasons, but ultimately because it implies that a man or woman is not capable of reform, i believe most folks, given the proper support, are capable of change.
now, the label h*e really brings men to mind for me. i don’t believe howedom is in a woman’s nature to begin with. it often is exacerbated by the exploitative tendencies
allsome men.@overitnomore!,
big sigh of relief plus a slow clap. i agree. double standards hurt me soul. smh…why won’t they just die already? (the double standard that is)
@collegebunni,
Because women won’t let them
@Dorian G., eye roll. your responses are sooo typical, surprise us!
@overit,
Typical questions get typical answers
@Dorian G.,
“Because women won’t let them”
LMFAO…you’re lucky it’s not actually this easy.
Hoes can be measured on a 9 point Likert scale ranging from 1= “she is only considered a ho through association” to 9= “She sucked every boy and girl off only on days that ended with y”. With that being said, it depends on the girl in question position on the Likert scale. Girls who range with a score between 1-4 are safe, 5-7 are enter at your own risk and 8-9 is just… well… don’t hold your breath.
I joke I joke, but truthfully she can become a housewife if SHE wants to change or finds a man that makes her want to change. The same thing goes for men whores. My only request is that everyone be given a second chance if it is determined that their past was messy. I understand that pride is a very big issue with men, but in todays society, it will be very hard to obtain unused goods. It has become socially acceptable to have “friends/buddies/boos” rather than boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses. Everyone needs a chance at love.
Also, the term ho is very subjective. Definitions for this word is like fingerprints because no two are the same. I have always found it hard to understand how women are classified as such. Until we can have a universal definition, this argument is pointless because every woman can be considered a ho according to someones standards.
Second chances are natures candy!
@Buxxy,
And the Lickert scale is first cousins with the Richter’s scale, right?
Can’t spell housewife, without the h-o… Luvin the logic! And Vespucci’d. It’s just so wrong and so right at the same time…
do you think you can turn a ho into a housewife? No, I think she can turn herself into a housewife, though. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And let’s face it, a woman with ho-tendencies, who has proven herself to be ho-tastic at home has laid a great foundation for getting wifed. She’s just gotta be able to convince him she won’t have a ho-lapse. (Can you tell, I’m really enjoying prefacing everything with “ho”.)
Fellas, what are the ingredients of a bonafide ho?
@bittersweet’s baby,
Fellas, what are the ingredients of a bonafide ho?
Seems quite subjective to me. About the only agreed-upon criterion is that she is a woman that a man wouldn’t feel right settling down with for some social reason related to sex.
in 2009, housewife=superwoman. if we’re talking gender roles, women are basically doubling up, lol, giving she-man a whoooole new meaning.
holla @ me she-mens!
It may be possible to turn a hoe into a housewife, i dont know, but why try and find out? Hos dont deserve a chance until they straighten up.
@Man_of_few_words,
Malcolm Rivers, is that you?
[Timmy York]Wh*res don’t get a second chance![Timmy York]
Look…you can’t save a ho
A ho has to want to save themselves
So if they have reformed or WANT to reform then sure…
With that said what is a ho?
I know alot of ho dudes and females and they ALL get the side eye from me. It’s like…am I really going to trust your ho behind to change?
So with that caveat…they should meet someone OUTSIDE their circle. I won’t even tell this story I heard about this chick I met yesterday literally 1 second after she drove off. Basically she did her husband’s circle BEFORE they got married and he knew. Let’s just say, though she is married, she doesn’t want to change.
beautiful kisses
Siobhan
Yes it can happen it seems that at some point ho’s turn to God go to church and hook up with a dude who more often than not use to lust for penis, been to jail or a drug dealer with a heart
Okay I’m being sarcastic
But according to my facebook friends the correlation between hoedom and re dedication to Christ holds true as evidenced by the number of past ho’s with biblical ref and quotes as their status messages every day
@shay_d_lady,
I swear church seems like a hospital for ho’s. I have met some of the WORSE ho’s that were in church.
@Humble_One aka Field Ninja,
i think it has something to do about the strange connection between spirituality and sexuality.
Aren’t ho’s really just addicted to passion, intense, extreme, passion. And i guess there just tryna change the source of it when they join the PraiseJeebsTrain.
@shay_d_lady,
“But according to my facebook friends the correlation between hoedom and re dedication to Christ holds true as evidenced by the number of past ho’s with biblical ref and quotes as their status messages every day”
Are your FB friends MY FB friends?
@shay_d_lady, same broads that probably still have pics posted up with their cleavage all glittery.
Anyway, I wrote all that to ask, good people of VSB.com, do you think you can turn a ho into a housewife?
IDK. But I do know I personally don’t plan to find out. First thing my definition of a h*e may be different from other dudes. I know h**s can be cool to hang out with and I’ve seen them make pretty good girlfriends. I think it depends on the type of h*e. I usually run into the h*e with mad emotional issues. From my experience most of the women out there like that usually have emotional issues. At the same time some chics are just out for self and will get what the want from whoever is giving it. If she gives clues to her past in the beginning you should be able to interpret that and make a decision. I know I don’t want to be “that” guy. I know dudes that booed up h**s and it’s not cool. Mofos laughing at them, dudes reminiscing about how they had your girl this and that way, and all of these dudes know each other. Its one thing to wife another dudes jumpoff. Nothing wrong with that. Its another thing to wife a chic who had ABSOLUTELY NO STANDARDS of who she slept with. I think it may be a bad sign of things she will do in the future.
@Humble_One aka Field Ninja,
“…Ya girl’s a hoe…you be like, So? I luv my baby mother, I never let her go…”
My question is why is it that male ho’s and female ho’s never hook-up with each other?
@Humble_One aka Field Ninja,
Too busy doin h*esheet…
“No Time for Love, Dr. jones!”
@Dante_Alexander,
“No Time for Love, Dr. jones!”
Dayum….my keyboard has water on it now…thanks!!!
@miss t-lee,
I aim to please. And destroy electronic items.
Mission accomplished.
@Humble_One aka Field Ninja,
Because they’re each other’s competition?
I’m just loving the pic.
“My name is A Pimp Named Slickback and I believe I may have misplaced some merchandise at this residence. There she is!”
CLASSIC.
Carry on.
@blackberry molasses, LOL!!!
I think you can turn a ho into a housewife…. you just can’t let her man know that she used to be a ho.
First of all….the “double standard” women speak on is a philosophical myth. Women are are simply not built to carry on sexual relationships with multiple partners. Though this natural process has been perversed by the science and technology of modern day prophylactics, this does not change fact. Just study the biology. The natural purpose of sex is procreation, and once a woman has conceived, it is impossible for her to conceive again until after pregnancy is complete. The male of the species, however, can reproduce with another female almost immediately after he has conceived with another. Also, women can get yeast infections and other “coochie symptoms” from merely changing sexually partners. But I’m sure many of you sheep to “American ideals” may disagree….
Secondly, A hoe is not someone who cannot put the dick down, that’s a slut. A hoe is a woman who puts a price in her body. Be it dinner, rent, bills, or cold hard cash.a hoe sexual exploits a preformed for a return in goods and/or services….
Lastly, you physically can turn a hoe into a housewife, bit in actuality she is still a hoe. She is just boy participating in how activities at that given time. (think of it as a homosexual man marrying a woman, and then sayin he is not gay anymore.)….
@Gamecock,
“Be it dinner, rent, bills, or cold hard cash.a hoe sexual exploits a preformed for a return in goods and/or services….”
…sounds a lot like some marriages to me with a bonus of a last name thrown in…
@Gamecock,
lol. GTFOHWTBS!!
Male hoes are some nasty mf’ers. Nobody wants to walk into a room holding hands with sum ninja and every chick in the place done sat on his face.
“You turn ya back, they laughin at you” Word to Nas.
@Me fail english?,
*dead*
Every…chick…just…*dead*
Everybody wanna talk about turning a ho into a housewife.
What I wanna know is
Can you stand a dog @ss playa upright?
Trying to put every chick he meet in rotation.
Trying to be like Wayne and Drake
and hit every chick in creation.
Thinking he got so much game.
Not even remembering every chick’s name.
Never realizing that his @ss is lame.
Instead of improving on his rotation management skills,
He needs to be focusing on a better way to pay his bills.
He should be coming up with a plan for his life.
But naw, he trying to keep Shaneeka from wanting to be his wife.
He want her to be his girl on the side
or that chick that he hit.
Thinking he “DaMan” when he really ain’t sh!t.
And when his dyck get tired or he done lost his edge,
THEN he wants to find a wife to lay in his bed.
Wanting her to believe that she’s found a prize.
When all that really happened is that he got tired of telling lies.
Or got scared that he would grow old alone.
And have no place to call his home.
Now you want to bring her what’s left of you.
Asking her to give her best to you.
Don’t you realize that she now thinks less of you?
But I digress,
Y’all wudn’t even talkin’ bout this mess.
The subject was turning a ho into a housewife, no less.
But my question remains unchanged.
Can you take a playa out the game?
Or will he just be a dog on a chain?
@SexyCool,
*fingersnaps*
@Smiley Face,
I second those fingersnaps and add a Z-formation to them. Word. *folds arms*
@SexyCool, Hey now!
I really don’t think men wh*res can be changed until they get TIRED of being one.
@SexyCool,
Is that spoken…word…on high?
But in all seriousness, what if I am paying my bills and all that I just ain’t found the right woman to match my fly?
@Dorian G.,
“But in all seriousness, what if I am paying my bills and all that I just ain’t found the right woman to match my fly?”
“Independent women” that chex a lot are still referred to as hos…so…there ya go.
@Cheekie,
and there it is, lol
@Cheekie,
Too many b*tches wanna be ladies,
if you a ho, I’ll call you a ho,
Too many b*tches is shady
@Dorian G.,
o_O
@SexyCool,
What if you’re not a playa, but you just crush a lot?
@Monk,
Cole…you stoopid!…..hush, lol!
Is a ho* the person who takes their freak to the streets instead of keeping it at home? And if said person ‘reforms’ themselves to be house material are they expected to lose the ‘freak’? How is a reformed ho* supposed to act? If they are anything like alcoholics they are to refrain from drinking or being involved in anything that an cause drinking. So if said ho* is reformed are they expected to stay away from ‘freakish’ acts or just be freakish on demand at home? Is a ho* a single, totally uncommitted person who enjoys multiple partners at the same time? What about the serial monogamist who has done everything under the sun within the confines of a committed relationship? Is that ho-ish behavior?
Too many questions, not enough time to come to one agreed upon answer.
@Smiley Face,
Here’s another question – do h*es KNOW they is h*es?
@SexyCool,
“Here’s another question – do h*es KNOW they is h*es?”
That’s a great question. Because since the term is so subjective nowadays (ain’t nobody turnin’ to Webster for NO definitions no mo’!), a lot of women probably don’t consider themselves to be one.
This is the only thing I could think of while I was reading your post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUEWU8tPuqo
@miss t-lee,
DEAD!
“Ima kill dat ninja and marry her mane”
@Me fail english?,
“I love her mayne!!!”
*dying*
You cant turn a H*E into a Housewife.
Tupac said it best on the outtro to his, ‘There You Go’ song on the Better Dayz Album:
I coulda SWORE you told me you was gon’ change
And you don’t wanna go to clubs no more and
You wasn’t fin’ to dress all crazy no more and
You was gon’ stay home and try to chill
What happened baby?
Ohh, so yo’ FRIEND wanted to go out
That wasn’t you that went out
You was just goin out cause yo’ friend was
Okay, so you was p!ssy drunk up in that nigga car
cause yo’ FRIEND wanted to get drunk huh?
It’s all good, cause there you go baby
Oh I ain’t trippin on them nigguz callin the house
It’s all good, cause there you go
Me I’ma still be a player, all day baby
So uhh, there you go
Shall I love her or Shall I diss her?
Can turn a H*e into a Housewife, Cuz H*es just don’t act right.
You cant turn a H*E into a Housewife.
Tupac said it best on the outtro to his, ‘There You Go’ song on the Better Dayz Album:
I coulda SWORE you told me you was gon’ change
And you don’t wanna go to clubs no more and
You wasn’t fin’ to dress all crazy no more and
You was gon’ stay home and try to chill
What happened baby?
Ohh, so yo’ FRIEND wanted to go out
That wasn’t you that went out
You was just goin out cause yo’ friend was
Okay, so you was p!ssy drunk up in that nigg@ car
cause yo’ FRIEND wanted to get drunk huh?
It’s all good, cause there you go baby
Oh I ain’t trippin on them nigg@z callin the house
It’s all good, cause there you go
Me I’ma still be a player, all day baby
So uhh, there you go
Shall I love her or Shall I diss her?
Can turn a H*e into a Housewife, Cuz H*es just don’t act right.
People can change, when its the person themselves tho who actually go about the business of making that change……..
You live you learn you do better hopefully in every regard, not just in the way of being a reformed skeezeer, with all of that said, no one can change another person, you may in fact be a positive influence or dare I say ,catalyst, but you cannot do the actual work of change in the person……
SO the more relavent question for this chica is, can a known man whore be a faithful and loving husband???? *ponder*
Sean CArter once said, “you can’t change players game in the 9th innning” well I bet Beyonce has seen a whole nother side of this brother, not because she changed him but because he made the change.
“You can’t turn a ho in a housewife.”
What about Keisha Knight Pulliam’s character in “Madea Goes to Jail”? I mean, she WAS Rudy once. And Rudy was wholesome. Even when she tried to make her boobs bigger with teet cream that one time. It was all handled wholesomely.
“Panama’s Theorem 9.02.403: All h*es are aspirant housewives who have lost their way and have either 1) accepted and excelled at their given lifestyle; or 2) are praying that somebody will come and take them away from it all like Calgon. Face it, you can’t spell houswife without the h-o!”
This Theorem with the odd number is true, I think. Maybe the girl is a ho because she hasn’t found The One yet and she’s just taking all men out for a test drive? Men ho it up all the time until they’re ready to settle down…why can’t the same be said for the womens? Badda bing.
The Defintion of a H*e
H*e n. 1) You know you’re a h*e, when you tell you’re potential mate how many men you’ve slept with and a. they either spill their drink on themselves, b. cough or choke abruptly upon hearing the news, c. never respond to your electronic endeavors (i.e. phone call, email, text, tweet, pokes, pages, IMs, etc.)
2) You know you’re a H*e, when your friends a. never discuss their sex life with u, b. never introduce you to their man, c. or has never asked you to hook them up with someone.
3) You got that walk, and we know that walk. Don’t act like you do know the walk, when you see the walk. You know like when they walking and they walk just look like that walk. Yeah, *smh*.
There’s more, but I cant think of any as of now.
@The Hallway,
That walk is a dead giveaway right? It’s that walk of “I know my puzzy is good.”
@CPT Callamity, LMAO
a mean walk does not make one a ho people, a mean walk suggests confidence, like some folk just possess that certain gait, its unique to person and it says to the world I’m THAT dude or I’m THAT brawd …now a stank walk is diff, its funkdafied and not in a good way LOL a stank walk may indicate all kinds of offenses LOL
@OrangeStar616,
Thank you. It’s definitely two different things…lol
@OrangeStar616,
lol. Thank u. Plus what if she knows her pum is good but she aint givin up none. Ya know it takes a better lover to experience one person a thousand ways than a thousand lovers one way.
@CPT Callamity,
Every chick with a nice strut ain’t a ho. Likewise, every ho with a good strut ain’t got good ‘stuff.’
@The Hallway,
See I was with you up until #3.
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a mean walk…lmao.
@The Hallway,
I was with you until you said 1)…
@The Hallway,
“1) You know you’re a h*e, when you tell you’re potential mate how many men you’ve slept with and a. they either spill their drink on themselves, b. cough or choke abruptly upon hearing the news, c. never respond to your electronic endeavors (i.e. phone call, email, text, tweet, pokes, pages, IMs, etc.)”
Ok, what if your potential mate is a Jeebus freak, a Mormon, a purist, or Borat? Wouldn’t they spill their drink if your number is one?
@Cheekie, miss t-lee, Smiley Face,
Miss t-lee must have a bad walk, I see you may have been falsely accused in your past. But Bad Walk and that walk are totally different. Models have bad walks, but when you walk like you holding merchandise than thats “the walk”.
Cheekie baby cheekie baby and
FACE why would you be talkin to any of those choices of which you named? Please lets not play games. Sounds as if my number 1 troubles you. But no mam from a male p.o.v. those are good indicators for you to kno you have unfortunately strolled the path of a h*e. 
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But truthfully no self-respecting woman should reveal how many men she slept with, rather the number is big or small. Especially if you want to sustain the sanity of your man’s or potential husband’s mind. But I WILL ask, I don’t need a Ms. Hallway, of which has been heavilty trotted upon.
With all these comments you ladies make it hard for a pimp.
Like my uncle Goldie said, ” Listen to me and listen good. I don’t give a sh!t what happened to you. You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my money!
NO offense intended.
@The Hallway,
” But Bad Walk and that walk are totally different. Models have bad walks, but when you walk like you holding merchandise than thats “the walk”.”
LOL!!!! Now…I understand thanks for the clarification…
@miss t-lee, I’ll need to see the walk in person. I’ve never noticed, but that may be cuz I’m a woman
@miss t-lee,
Aight lets spread the wealth, wealth of knowledge.
@The Hallway,
“Cheekie baby cheekie baby and FACE why would you be talkin to any of those choices of which you named? Please lets not play games. Sounds as if my number 1 troubles you.”
My point is that ho-dom is subjective. A woman can tell two men the same number. One man might spit out his drink. The other may shrug and say, “D’oh well. Good for you. Let’s have chex immediately”.
There is NO set number is what I’m sayin’. Depends on the dude.
@Cheekie,
Lets have chex and turning you into a housewife is different. Men Buck H*es all the time, but we dnt wife em, not at all.
@The Hallway,
Whew…I guess I should be kinda relieved, I’m not a ho. At least not in your eyes.
@bittersweet’s baby,
I hope not, that would be a bitter pill to swallow
@The Hallway,
See, i’m tryin hard not to make a joke about swallow. Cuz if I do, then my pseudo-ho status might get revised. lolol
@bittersweet’s baby,
See being a h*e nowadays is so complex, men admire women with sexual humor though. I might write a blog about the perfect woman, there’s a certain absence in what men want no matter how many times we repeat ourselves.
You can try but hey.
I can point out some young ladies on Facebook right now who were notorious in their high school years. Now, they are family women and refer to themselves as “mommies” and their husband seems happy. I can’t help to wonder sometimes if the husband knows about the Penn Relays bathroom, or the bathroom in the Ibex (R.I.P.) or the dumpster behind Eddie Leonards? I guess not…or as many have said on these blogs “her past is the past.”
I say there is a 60% chance that you will run into a woman that although cool, has some skanky skeletons in her closet, but you will have to also factor in gaps of time between her sloring days, current maturity level, baggage from skanky days inventory (i.e. don’t trust men now, has a kid) and if she’s hot on the wire. When I say wire, I mean can you go somewhere without someone going “yo, that’s your girl? Man…she used to throw the best train parties when her mom went to work at nite.”
Women get the ‘ho’ label because they are the ones who allow a man to enter them. If it was up 2 men we’d have sex ll day but its the woman who has to make the decision on whether or not 2 open her legs/mouth/favorite oriface. It has a lot to do with self-image whether or not you’d be able to turn a ho into a housewife. Its also the womens decision. If their accustomed to a certain lifestyle with a weekly list of men 2 sleep with (just like how some men are) then she probably isn’t the best choice for a man if he wants a committed relationship. People who are like this have a harder time being faithful because they are used to varity or they care so little for themselves they wouldn’t know how to treat their significant other any better.
@rockstar718,
what?! so you sayin if i have sex with 10 men in a year and a man has sex with 10 women in 6 months I’M the ho3 because I’m being entered even though we’ve been with the same number of people and on top of that I’m not going to be able to commit when/if I want to?! For serious? That’s what you’re saying?
@Smiley Face,
Hopefully, men arent this naive to think that their multiple-baby-having, tribe-of-crabs carryin asses are still sexy to women who DONT like to piss hot lava.
P.S. Fellas, women have locker room talk too and if you come up in one too many convos, your ass is a joke. No matter how good the peen was, you gets no respect.
Can you turn a ho in to a housewife/househusband? NO.. I give you exhibit A. The married EX Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick..nuff said!
I wonder if you can turn one from a ho to yo ho. Knoh mean? That is one that they like to claim. “I’m a freak for one man.” I don’t know it depends on the person. It’s a case by case situation. This is truely a semantical and trivial argument though. “I like to drink but I’m no aalcoholic” His Highness Eddie the Kang Jr.
I am still unclear of the definition of a h*e ? Does a h*e know that she’s a h*e? Who defines her h*eism? Are there different levels of h*e? Am I a h*e?
This post only left me with a bunch of questions???
I dont know if you can turn a h*e into a housewife KNOWING that she was a h*e at some point in her life. I think for men it might be harder knowing that your girl has been out there. But at the same time most men want their housewives to be h*es behind closed doors. So maybe we shouldn’t look pass the h*e.
Dust her off , clean her up, train her & live happily ever after. (FYI…I have only used this strategy on a kitten I found near my place. He’s been with us 7 years now…so it might work)
@Yaa,
“Dust her off , clean her up, train her & live happily ever after. (FYI…I have only used this strategy on a kitten I found near my place. He’s been with us 7 years now…so it might work)”
i’m mad at you for that! LMAO!!!
Ahhh, good question. My answer (as others have said) would be that the hoe in the equation would have to change theirself. There’s plenty rehabilitated hoes out there.
Hoes aren’t necessarily stupid people at all and many know that they can’t hoe forever. So once they reach that point in their life, be it maturity, meeting the right person, or just wanting to retire from the hoe-game, they’ll give it up (the game, that is).
I will say that if you’re looking for a wife or husband, it’s wise to select a mate who’s out of their hoe stage. Keep the capes in the closet.
@Monk,
Agreed.
I have a couple of more questions.
Are women more forgiving of male/female h**s than men?
Why is it that in a lot of cases female sluts/h**s make better wives or girlfriends than women that aren’t sluts/h**s?
@Humble_One aka Field Ninja,
“Why is it that in a lot of cases female sluts/h**s make better wives or girlfriends than women that aren’t sluts/h**s?”
I’m curious about this too. Why are all the biggest hoes I know on facebook sporting big ass diamonds on their fourth fingers? Not only do hoes become housewives but they seem more likely to become wives. Or at least at an earlier age…
I think I once heard some one ask another some one:
“Do you got to be a Ho your entire life?”
lmao
@WuDaMan,
That’s actually a good question in reality. I imagine it’s hard work and would wear out a ninja over time.
Let me be the one to say… That EVERY WOMAN has a little hooka in her. EVERY WOMAN! Why do you either have to be a “good girl” or a “bad girl”. This is why a lot of relationships fail… Because men prefer to represent an image, and women try to pigeon hole themselves into catagories. My life has progressed through stages…. I was a tomboy at one point.. then I became the femanine athlete… when I came back to America, I was the bohemian college chikk, then I became the house wife and got involved in 6 year relationship that I walked away from, baby in tow. After that I became “tight-a$$-bychie-career woman”… And now… well.. to be honest… I’m a little bit of a ho. I am single, and dating 2.5 really GREAT guys at this point ( the .5 lives out of town). I am having a blast! Who ever knew being a ho would be so much fun! I am almost 30, and I have everything I need at this point in my life. YES, technically I am single, and YES I would love to be in a commited relationship, just not right now! I am learning how to feed myself with healthy emotions, I am learning how to balance myself, I am trying to become a better woman, mother, daughter, niece, friend… I think I am currently the “greedy chick”. I know what I want, I know what I like, I go get it, and right now I’m not looking for permission or approval from anyone. To be truthful, I don’t think I have ever been so happy.
@Lanieanna, Ummm, yeah you a ho3. But I ain’t mad atcha, you claiming it. However, having 3 dudes dna mixing up in you at substantially similar times is not a good look.
First of all, let me break it down for all of ya’ll asking if guys can be ho3s or that guys are ho3s. Guys can do ho3 sh*t but can not be hoes, generally. Guys can only be studs. Let me explain. Women, you can go out there with no effort whatsoever and bed down any man you wish. It’s easy. No one respects ANYTHING that comes along easily. That’s why you get labeled ho3s. It’s just a euphimism for slut, tramp, trollop, slore, etc. Men are called studs because no matter how good looking, rich or suave a dude is he ALWAYS has to put forth at least a little effort to get draws and the more draws the more collective effort/game required. Not easy. People respect “not easy”, they really respect things that are difficult and not everyone can do. Any girl that is at least a 3.5 can get all the penis she wants.
Back to the OP. No, once a ho3 always a ho3. You can hide ho3dom, you can disguise ho3dom, but if you have lost the respect of your vajajay and are chexing multiple dudes for fun. You can never get it back. It’s like virginity. Sorry.
What in the H3ll is this world coming to? Do we really have to ask for a definition of HO3? Where has women’s self respect gone? Now we are debating if women sex 10, 20, hell even 50 guys whether she’s a slore? To be honest, I’m all for this ho3sh1t. It allows me to slay a whole lot more tail than if chicks had self respect. Now, I can have a full roster in which all of the “ladies” are putting it out there on a platter for me to devour. I love it! But I’m SMDH at the lack of self respect of some or our VSS.
If we are truly gonna be VSSs and VSBs we got to do better. You chicks should be condemning ho3sh1t and trumpeting a lil bit of restraint not celebrating the fact that a whole Olympic team knows you like it rough!
Recession Proof, out!
@Recession Proof,
“Men are called studs because no matter how good looking, rich or suave a dude is he ALWAYS has to put forth at least a little effort to get draws”
BS! As someone who worked around rich, somewhat powerful and even well-known men I call MAJOR BS on this. Men literally get panties thrown at them for stupid isht like being tall, light-skinted, being the only dude in the frosh dorm with car, etc.
Also, with so many ppl practicing and not even condemning hoesh1t (as you so eloquently stated) I think we both know it AINT THAT HARD to bag some chicks. How many chicks did you bag in college just by saying “Yo, u wanna come watch this movie in my room?”
I agree with you on the lack of hoe sh*t condemnation though. I hate when ppl say stuff like all women got some “hooker” in em. Its like those ppl that say everybody steals. Look ninja, its clear that YO ASS be stealin from that statement but I dont take nobody’s isht, thank you very much. Its just not that difficult to do the right thing.
@Me fail english?, It ain’t hard but it ain’t easy either. I dude has to approach, spit game, spend time, and not say sumthin f’d up to f-up the punany. Now, women only have to approach.
* I mean, ” a dude”
@Recession Proof,
WOW! I wish I would have read this post yesterday when I originally made my comment. MY GRANDMOTHERS definition of a ho is any woman who has premarital chex and indulges in a chextual relationship with more than one person for their entire lives….. SO GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN! I can think of a million things that a woman can do, in my opinion that are more disgraceful, harmful, and present a “lack of self respect” to herself, than being polyamorous. We are talkin about a bunch of articulate, well educated, established and sucesssful African American People… We are talking about VSB… We are the Creme that has risen to the top. Within this group of people, I would put money on the fact that most of the men here would not be able to tell the differance between the “ho’s and the housewives”, for the VSS, the women of VSB are not your average hood rats. I’m no booty tootin’, coochie cutter wearing, multi color weave rockin’, skeeza looking broad, doing something strange for some change. When I used the word “hooka”, I didn’t mean hooka.. as in prostitute.. as in turning tricks on the strip literally. I just ment that every woman has fantasies, can be “raunchy”, and posess freaky chextually explicit behavior, just like everyone else. Men tend to catorgorize women…. Either we are good girls, or we are bad girls, when most of us fall somewhere in the middle. Lack of respect for oneself… hmmmm…. lets see….. How about the over weight, the smokers, the social drug users, the porn addicts, rejecting ones ethnic identity, the low self esteem, the unmotivated, bad hygene, lack of abmition, unimpressive presentation, lack of control……. I am sure you see where I am going with this. Do you not think that those things are more harmful, and show a self inflicting “lack of respect” greater than having slept with more than one man? If you read my post, I said dating. I don’t skip a day and see one on Monday, the other on Tuesday, .5 on Wednesday, and then all over again. Heck, I’m not even having chex on the regular basis.. But even if I was why would that make me a woman with no “self respect”?? Having self respect, was me leaving a “housewife” relationship that was not allowing me to grow as a woman with ambition. Having self respect was me getting 2 jobs after Hurricaine Katrina in attempt to rebuild my life because FEMA and unemployment wasn’t cutting it. Having self respect is me holding my head high, knowing that I am a single mother, when society sees me as just another unwed black statistic. Preferring a man to come over after my daughter goes to bed, and be gone before she wakes up in the morning shows “Lack of self respect”? Really? Some men have such a skewed idea of what a good woman is. Granted, no man wants a woman that has been all ran thru, but I don’t want that man either. I would much rather be real, than idealistic.
Lanieanna out!
@Lanieanna, LOL…….. I think every woman has some varying degree of freak inside her, but not every dude is capable of bringing that out, not hardly LMAO.. not necessarily a hooka, there is a difference. I think I understand what you saying on that note tho.
As for everything else just be careful whislt in your greedy chick phase, lest you bite off more than you can chew.
Ah, the age old question, A h*e into a housewife?
By housewife do you mean a woman who’s got it together, takes care of home and family and is proactively progressing in her life with her husband/mate, or do you mean as Blacklaw put it, the woman who “walks around with a nasty “house coat” and furry slippers, only dressin for church on sunday”?
If it’s the latter, who wants THAT chick?
By h*e do you mean the girl who up until college couldn’t get a man to look in her direction and felt invisible to everyone around her? When she blossoms into a P.Y.T. (R.I.P MIKE!) she’s doing h*e shyt and opening her legs to every man who tells her she’s pretty? Or do you mean the girl that was abused as a child and turned into the “Diamond” at your local strip club or starring in “Booty Talk” 4, 5 and 8-10? Their esteem of themselves is non-existent!
Either way, these h*es will only be what they are until they have what my Granny called the gumption to get it together and seek professional help! Whether she’s the house-coat wearing housewife or she does something strange for a lil piece a change, a man can’t MAKE a woman deal with her issues and change who she is unless he’s a mental health professional.
I’ma go back to Lurkville (be easy ya’ll, this is one of my first time’s posting…I’m a posting virgin, if you will.)
“…Anyway, I wrote all that to ask, good people of VSB.com, do you think you can turn a ho into a housewife?
Prolly
…but the more complex question I would ask myself is
“why would I want to?”
PUNT!
Oh, and this post was inspired by Budden and Taheezo, allow me to state now I think the whole thing is a publicity stunt. That’s my story and Im stickin to it
@Me fail english?,
A stunt? You think so? If it’s a stunt, from the way people are talkin so bad about him, I don’t think it was a good idea *shaking head*
There are lots of housewives that are hoes. It’s no big deal.
Absolutely, just realize your housewife is a hoe. Personally I never knew what the big deal is. Who doesn’t like hoes??? I mean really? I did a VLOG on something similar to this on my site homie.
—www.ZMWright.com
I’m soooooo late but the answer is yes and here are the examples:
– Amber Rose
– Kendra
– Kim Kardashian