**in reverse order**
4. alex guerrero (dania ramirez) and fatima goodrich (kerry washington) in “she hate me”
forget about the fact that the movie went in more directions than pee with a bad prostate. instead, lets remember the surprisingly spontaneous electric sexual energy on screen as two of hollywood’s bangingest women mounted each other in the kitchen, a scene making me wish i died and was reincarnated as one of dania ramirez’s hands.
i definitely didn’t see that one coming, and, well, i just filled my double entendre quota for the day
3. ezekiel “easy” rawlins (denzel washington) and coretta james (lisa nicole carson) in “devil in a blue dress”
makes the cut for three reasons:
—if you asked every black american women and every black american man in 1995 which actor/actress they’d most like to f*ck, denzel and brickhouse thick lisa nicole would have easily had the most votes
—the sheer sexual audacious of coretta riding easy into submission while her husband was sleeping on the couch five freaking feet away!!!
—six words: sweaty-ass fully clothed chair sex
2. tommy (dmx) and kisha (taral hicks) in “belly”
***click here. nsfw (not safe for work)***
—even though the scene only lasted about ten seconds, dmx’s tommy broke innocent ass taral hicks chocolately back in such an intensely animalistic way that i bet at least 231 of the women reading this list today will get tingles down there just thinking about it. liz might even squirt
1. lyric (jada pinkett smith) and jason alexander (allen payne) in “jason’s lyric”
***click here. dpawuyawtgf (don’t play at work unless your ass wants to get fired)***
although black cinema isn’t particularly known for its sex scenes, jason and lyric’s surprisingly explicit romp in the dandelions and sh*t is definitely one of the all-time best, regardless of genre.
in fact, this scene is so intense and realistic that will smith bars any and all memorabilia from the movie in his house and apparently threw his weight around hollywood to make sure allen payne never got another good gig¹.
although i know i’m right, i’m sure most of you will disagree.
any amendments?
¹there’s a 54% chance that i’m lying.
—the champ
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Nice four…not at all what I would’ve expected…
I can’t think of any amendments so I’m going to read up on what the others say!
@Jac,
…….*raises hand*…….umm jasons lyric fuq boney jada whata bout treach bonin that thick ash chick with the braids?*sits down*
@BLUNTBLAZER, you talkin bout when they were in the alley? LOL
@shay_d_lady,
yesumm
@BLUNTBLAZER,
See…yall nastier than I am…LOL
@BLUNTBLAZER,
whata bout treach bonin that thick ash chick with the braids?*
honorable mention because i didnt wanna have the same actress (lisa nicole carson) on the list twice
@The Champ,
dang, I forgot, that was her getting down in the alley.
@BLUNTBLAZER, that chick is schizophrenic now and she was on ER back in the day. I think…
@Peysonic Temple,
Lonely teardrop. she’s a baaaaad biddie
@WuDaMan,
yea id still bang she was fyyyyyyyyyne
#5 Byron Long and Cherokee D’Ass in Booty Talk Vol. 912. Or if you’re old school like me, Jake Steed and Tabitha in….well hell, I don’t know what movie it was, but I got it on my hard drive if you want me to send it to you.
@Brandon St. Randy,
Jake Steed got me addicted to pron @ a very early age…I watched tons and tons of DVDs
@Jac, LOL the first porno I ever watched was with Vanessa Del Rio.. I looked her up after I heard her mentioned in Digital Undergrounds freaks of the industry and I didnt catch the reference….
plus my friends said she was Debbie Allen and Phylicia Rashad’s sister….
LMAO
@shay_d_lady,
Girl…i love pron…it’s like an addiction i need it…
@shay_d_lady,
I have heard that for years and that was my first too, for the very same reasons!!! Yay!
@shay_d_lady,
Her book is selling on amazon for $560!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Vanessa-Fifty-Slightly-Slutty-Behavior/dp/3822822302
@Jac,
Jake Steed got me addicted to pron @ a very early age…I watched tons and tons of DVDs
you were watching dvds? lol, when “freaks, hoes, and flows” was popular, i was still watching tapes.
@The Champ,
Mhmmm….someone had made them bootlegged for a family member and I raided the collection
And I wanna say…we only had one DVD player now we have like 10…sad…
@Brandon St. Randy,
I was waiting to see how long it would take for the pron references. to pop out. (pun intended)
*adds this one to the list of ones to watch*
@Brandon St. Randy,
you know, i actually met cherokee a couple years ago. apparently she was on a prohomotional tour and she was in the shoe store next to my barbershop, signing calenders. she’s much smaller in person than i thought she’d be.
@The Champ, pro-homo-tional?
is that a typo, Champ? or were you being witty? I’m not sure, since I don’t know who cherokee is.
vsb: where curiosity usually leads to innocently googling a pron star, at work.
@Miss Patterson,
lol. what do you think?
@Brandon St. Randy,
I was on those Ron Hightower movies “My Baby Got Back”. Before that, I picked up intial cues from Tom Byron and Sean Michaels. I watch Justin Slayer now, he’s consistent, the women are amateurs/borderline professional which makes it more authentic, and it’s just good porn….
Bond.
@BlkBond,
it’s just good porn
definitely a t-shirt
I move that we add the scene from Love Jones between between Darius & Nina if not for anything but the mellosmooth mix of “Sumthin Sumthin” getting me mad play in college …
Is there a second?
@thismayconcernyou, JINX! well kind of…i hadn’t read your comment yet.
@thismayconcernyou,
Double jinx…lol
@Cheekie @Miss Patterson, yeah, yeah … lol … y’all cool … It’s one that sticks, though … y’all know.
@thismayconcernyou,
I SO was going to mention this!!!…lol!!!!
@thismayconcernyou,
You get my vote.
@thismayconcernyou,
u aint gotta say to much – that made the panties loose
@BLUNTBLAZER,
“u aint gotta say to much – that made the panties loose”
saying this to another guy: 81.6 percent gay
@The Champ,
And it comes across as saying it made HIS panties loose.
lmfao…I love how the gay scale is continuing throughout forever on VSB.
@Cheekie,
lmfao…I love how the gay scale is continuing throughout forever on VSB.
vsb.com: where jokes are run into the ground like septic tanks
@The Champ,
huh im talkin bout tha song you play that around some breezys panties get so loose they fall. champ u reachin dogg like smokey say “naw, naw i aint wit that funny shii”
shoooot. i still remember that scene from jason’s lyric, vividly. and i saw that more than a decade ago. d@mn. i need to fan myself. good job. i can’t think of any others.
what about the love jones sex scene? that was kind of steamy. when they were lying there in separate rooms and each of them got all hot and bothered and then larenz tate went upstairs.
oh and um….any slightly s3xual scene with idris on the wire made me pant a little. i remember specifically one scene where he gave donette this juicy a$$ kiss and then picked her up around his waist.
is it hot in here? anyway, that’s all i got.
@Miss Patterson,
“oh and um….any slightly s3xual scene with idris on the wire made me pant a little. i remember specifically one scene where he gave donette this juicy a$$ kiss and then picked her up around his waist.”
That gave me shivers upon first seeing that scene and it still does upon mention. When that husky velvet voice said D’Angelo didn’t know what he was missing and the hot gaze he gave her?! Every red AND blue blooded woman wanted to be on the receiving end of that look. DAYUM. *fans self like crazy*
I need to go to sleep…lol
@Cheekie, i’m taking myself to bed too. i can’t read stuff like this before my nightly prayers.
@Miss Patterson, lol
@Miss Patterson, and idris just slowly unzipped her sweater? JBANAWIE! I aint neva telling yall what means lol, its between me and BBJ.
I was going too add Love Jones, I totally had a crush on Larenz Tate since Menace II Society (don’t judge me) and Love Jones.
@overitinNYC, why you all up on my man, girl? i told you to chill on your daydreaming about idris. this has got to stop or you can’t watch my box sets no mo’!
@overitinNYC,
That zipper shot was so dope, they had to add it in the opening credits of that season. The zipper experienced the Big O, just from him sliding it down. lmao
@Miss Patterson,
Honorable mention: Lisa Nicole Carson and Treach on the side of the house in Jason’s Lyric.
@Omar, “spontaneous get it”
@Omar,
i put that above dam but das wha im talmbout jada who?
@Miss Patterson,
shoooot. i still remember that scene from jason’s lyric, vividly. and i saw that more than a decade ago. d@mn. i need to fan myself. good job. i can’t think of any others.
you know, after rewatching that clip last night (hadn’t in like 10) i don’t know if there’s been another sex scene in a black movie where both characters were obviously nude for real while shooting it.
@Miss Patterson, i’m partial to the scene in the tv store myself…knocking over cash registers and such…*whew*
and wasn’t there a body double at some point for jada in that field scene? i vaguely remember some brush up about that. or maybe it was a rumor. *shrug*
Unfaithful. Diane Lane and Oliver Martinez. Slapfight in the hallway.
I know they aint black, but Oliver could pass for Creole (at least around the eyes. A little bit? No, just in my head??? DONT JUDGE ME!). And the way he tore it down, well, I’d trade him on the day of the Great Race Draft and for Taye Diggs and cash considerations.
@Sheffield Swats,
OMG Unfaithful had some of the sexiest damn scenes in it I have ever seen and even if he ain’t black he sure f*cked her like he was!
@Jac, that scene and the one in the bathroom, where she goes back to lunch with her friends…..*hand to forehead*
@Sheffield Swats,
that was out of control and then she sat there like she didn’t know what they were talking about…i was like wow!!
also…the one that was the same day as the kids birthday…it was so classic how they cut the two together.
AND WHEN SHE TOUCHED HERSELF FOR HIM
Whew! pass me some water!
@Sheffield Swats,
Oh yeah, Unfaithful!! That scene after their first romp when Diane Lane is on the train…her facial expressions as she relives every moment in her head. HOT!!! And very well-acted by Ms. Lane.
@Cheekie, you ain’t never lied. and i loved that wrap dress and those heels she was rockin’ in that scene too. ok, i’m really going to bed now.
@Sheffield Swats,
Unfaithful is an unbelievable film. High quality. Sincere acting … and Diane Lane is high up on my list of 2520 MILFs for her performance …
@thismayconcernyou,
oh, yes, honey. this thread has me off to rent “unfaithful” right now. tomorrow.
@charli skipper,
I really hated the chick in that movie.
That trifling breezy gonna start banging some young foreign cat, and she gets ridiculously flagrant with her infidelity. Bathroom backshots, all in my house, dropping the kids off so you can get some yike? Biff please.
Then, in the end, old boy finds out this slore has been stepping out on him, goes crazy cause he actually loves the tramp, and messes around and kills her jumpoff. Then, while they sitting in front of the police station, their life in shambles, their kids about to be fatherless and broke, she got the nerve to break down and be remorseful?
I would have caught two charges that day, cause that heifer would have had to die in the car. You done humped around, got me killing a cat, and then you realize that this whole exercise was a bad idea.
You deserve to die.
@Big Man,
This is the greatest movie synopsis ever.
@Big Man,
Well, dayum, it’s like Richard Gere wrote the above. lmao
@Big Man, The best ebonically correct movie review I’ve ever heard. You should work for Blackbuster, I mean it! LMAO
@Sheffield Swats,
Oh mayne! Unfaithful!!! That movie was the junk and Olivier Martinez was so hot.
@Sheffield Swats,
if you wanna name recent intense non-black sex scenes featuring milf’s and violence, nothing beats the stairs quickie between virgo m. the pimp and maria bello in “a history of violence”
@The Champ,
ha! I definitely remember that one! I also remember rewinding it so I could see it again and again and again. lol
@The Champ, good one. My homeboy always makes the case for the “cheerleader uniform” scene, but for my money a staircase never looked so accommodating.
@The Champ,
I watched that movie with my mother.
uncomfortable.
In a rare moment of VSB-dom, I am commenting tonight before heading to work tomorrow.
My pick:
Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton in Monster’s Ball!!Naw, I wasn’t serious… are you crazy? Halle Berry’s “Make me feel good” was the awkward equivalent of a vegetarian trapped in a butcher house.
My REAL addition to the list is two words:
LOVE JONES!
Though, since I mentioned interracial ish, that romp in Something New was kinda sexay.
Oh, and this:
“2. tommy (dmx) and kisha (taral hicks) in “belly””
It’s still hard to believe she was the “beautiful, classy” Black girl in A Bronx Tale. She done growed up…lol
K, I’ll be back tomorrow, during work.
@Cheekie,
pale people ate halle n billy bob up tho n gave her a oscar forthat fake shii
@Cheekie,
Maybe I was just too excited to see her laked (l = n). It was pron stickey (r=o).
@WuDaMan,
Okay there was the scene in Posse. And there was the Higher Learning jawn. I just really like the scene in white men can’t jump btw woodie n rosie.
@WuDaMan,
I just really like the scene in white men can’t jump btw woodie n rosie
this is definitely on the list of “surprisingly explicit scenes that everyone has forgotten about”, like the strawberry and ice scene with donald faison and that unnamed dime chick in “trippin”
@Cheekie,
I dont know, Billy Bob gave her the biznass though
@Peysonic Temple,
He did, but it was an overall awkward scene. The “make me feel real good” ruined it.
@Cheekie,
All through college in was a few girls who got the kisha treatment after that movie. I’d listen to them like, “Ok, I know what she wants…” after that: lights out slim…
Bond.
I got it!
Taye Diggs and Angela Bassett
one..single ..tear…
That has got to get it.
@Jac,
maybe if i extended the list to top 104
@The Champ,
Haha…it’s all I could think of…
As a matter of fact..can we do sexiest music videos next week?! I have some ideas about that…
@Jac,
I second this emotion. There’s so much to choose from!
@Cheekie,
Right…and you have stuff by Janet..O.M.G!!!
Number 2 is so on-point, i was watching that movie the other day.
I know TrueBlood is not apart of Black Movie History but if anyone follows the show, they cant tell me they don’t feel some types of way watching the sex scenes. Especially the one when Tara and Eggs the only two black characters on the show had sex at Tara’s birthday party. I mean dude literally was putting his back into it. After that episode i know a few women spent some quality time with the shower massage that evening.
@JamaicanGirl,
i’m just gon cosign your entire comment: a) #2 was really that bizness, and b) son on true blood really did lay it down, even if he was rockin them all black contacts (unnerving, to say the least)
@JamaicanGirl, Especially the one when Tara and Eggs the only two black characters on the show had sex at Tara’s birthday party
co sign.. that Eggs is fine and his body was HOT!!!
@JamaicanGirl,
True Blood fanatic…and Eggs can get it any time, ‘specially if he’s rolling into it like he did with Miss Tara
@JamaicanGirl, Hail and Yes!
I thought that Prince and Apollonia (in that bustier) in the basement in PURPLE RAIN was hot…especially Apollonia
@T. Troy Stewart,
*two thumbs up*
@T. Troy Stewart,
I thought that Prince and Apollonia (in that bustier) in the basement in PURPLE RAIN was hot…especially Apollonia
lol, yeah. watching that’s like watching another lesbian scene
@The Champ, who was looking at Prince in that scene?
@T. Troy Stewart,
Anything with the Prince Rogers Nelson I support. He has been the soundtrack to a lifetiime of sensuality for me and all of the women I’ve known..The Greatest.
Bond.
@BlkBond, true that…that whole paisley foppish style of his didn’t even register with me, for the most part. The dude delivered some of the best music ever and I still don’t think he gets the props he deserves. I’d take his discography over MJs with no hesitation or regret.
How you gone forget the icecube scene between mookie and rosie perez?
Or the scalp lick in school daze?
and sanaa and omar to this woman’swork in love and basketball
And of course mister and celie after harpo hit her in the head with that rock?
@shay-d-lady, ok mookie is one reason i want to forget that scene. spike and s3x did not compute. however, i’m sure the men as well as the ladies will never forget seeing the most intense close up of a breast (with the exception of pron) in a commercial theatre. sadly, i saw that movie with my parents. we saw it as a family because my brother worked behind the scenes on the film. i never want to see a woman’s silver dollars being rubbed down with an ice cube with my mother on one side of me and my father on the other. AWKWARD.
dang, spike sure loves having gratuitous s3x scenes in his movies.
@Miss Patterson,
i saw it with my dad n a afro-centric group (its the80′s) he covered my eyes but i peaked an o my god i became a man after that movie and i love rosie andshe luvs me
@BLUNTBLAZER, lol! u are silly!
@shay-d-lady, funny you say that, i’m listening to “this woman’s work” right now. love that movie:)
@shay-d-lady, i gotta admit the sanaa and omar scene was a tender one. single tear. is this list about the rawest yet sexiest scenes or is making love a part of this list too?
@shay-d-lady,
aww dam we are right here
rosie perez (my wife) n spike with tha icecube yea
i been in luv wither eva since
@shay-d-lady,
How you gone forget the icecube scene between mookie and rosie perez?
you know, i had an entire paragraph in there about all of the gratuitous sex scenes in spike lee’s movies but i edited it out because it felt like i was rambling
oooh. i got one more. Mo’ Better Blues. When Wesley Snipes’ character and Clarke (the jazz singer) get busy and well…he just did the d@mn thing. I just remember this aerial shot of Snipes pumpin’ her like his life depended on it. Then there was another scene of them outside and he sits her on the railing of his patio and….
ok i really need to go to bed.
hey, does anyone have a copy of that movie? i just need to verify the accuracy of this scene description.
@Miss Patterson,
verify deez
@The Champ,
no.
Combining sex and Black cinema ain’t exactly fun…but I’ll give it a shot.
“Thank God for the right nipple…thank God for the left nipple.”
Bleak confusing Clarke and Indigo.
Tre finally getting it from Brandy.
Licking scalps.
And she’s riding me home in the Oldsmobile convertible!
If you don’t know any of those right off, you’re not very cinema’d.
If anyone located in SoCal knows all 5, I’ll seriously buy you a drink.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, dang. i just left los angeles. but you can put the drink money in the mail.
miss p
1234 candylane
the burgh.
@Miss Patterson, sorry, darling, gotta read the official rules:
-those not currently located in Southern California are not eligible.
-no help from non-SoCals.
-must name all five movies at once.
-winner must be present with me to enjoy drink and tell stories
about how VSSes look naked.@Stuff Ghetto People Like, no fair. i still have my cali driver’s license. c’mon!!!
@Miss Patterson, the rules are the rules, my dear…
Saying “my dear” after 1969: 32% gay?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
dam u talmbout rosie das my wife homie
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Do the Right Thing
Mo Betta Blues
Boyz n the hood
School Daze
AWW HELL…. convertible? *smh* i tried.
i was lookin forward to that drink, too. Oh well. So Cal STILL stand up! lol
@Selah, I was rootin’ for you too. The letter of the law is not my friend this week.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
“Licking scalps.”
i was so traumatized by this. that was , possibly, the grossest sex act i’ve ever seen performed on film.
ewwwww
@Honey Bee, yeah, being poisoned by S-curl or wave pomade is a blood curdling thought.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
being poisoned by S-curl or wave pomade is a blood curdling thought.
lol
@Honey Bee,
naw its was coo for baldys like me
@Honey Bee,
Then she licked his brand…that looked like cat poop!
*GAG*
@K to the…, there was no uglier reminder that Black people get keloids.
OK, I take that back, since I see it around town every couple of months.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
not in SoCal but I’m mad I don’t know the Oldsmobile convertivle
Well, nobody else bit, and the workday (and week)’s almost over on the west coast, so kcuf it.
The #5 answer was White Men Can’t Jump.
As suggested with the Tre/Tasha story in BNTH, there’s something about taboo sex (e.g. in public, getting caught by somebody)…
Being rode while driving the car? Who wouldn’t like to try that? What other car even has that kinda room?
I’m still up for drinks with the SoCals though.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
wish i woulda seen this earlier! lol
Since there was no link, just thought I’d help Champ out
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1280080/she_hate_me_lesbian_scene/
@TLC,
didn’t he make a good list though. Them scenes was banging fo real.
@WuDaMan,
thanks and sh*t, wu. i tried like hell. it took me almost an entire half-hour to write this sh*t.
@WuDaMan,
Besides leaving out Love Jones yep I’d have to agree:-)
@TLC,
I had a bad break up around that movie so I say. He did okay. But I’m jaded. N don’t like Nia Long. She sounded crazy to me in an interview.
@TLC, that link doesn’t work. i’m just saying…
@Miss Patterson,
checked it again..works on mine **shrugs shoulders** Sorry….
@TLC,
Yup, works on my end too. Watched it this morning for breakfast before making the commute to work. Beats Wheaties…
@Cheekie,
obviously ms. p is still using dial-up
i love what the disclaimer agreement button reads on the metacafe website when you go to watch the jason’s lyric clip:
“i’m over 18. let me watch this video”
well d@mn.
@Miss Patterson,
I know. Females clutching their panties and ish, like, “Ok, ok, ok, I pushed the dayum button…Will you hurry the eff UP?!!!”.
@Cheekie,
Females clutching their panties and ish, like, “Ok, ok, ok, I pushed the dayum button…Will you hurry the eff UP?!!!”.
sounds like my typical saturday night
@The Champ,
*snort*
I’m sure. lol
I don’t know about yall, but the Jasons lyric one was too darn sweet for me. Diane Lane did put it down in Unfaithful.
What about Sanaa & Wesley in the fridge in “Disappearing Acts”? Or how about all of baby boy: “melvin & his momma” “jody & yvette” and yvette friend talking about “ohhh, girl i got’ta go” LOL
(ok i have to go to sleep now, Jesus be a cold shower)
@melekaj,
Okay word is bond on the baby boy tip. When ole boy was doin the african stomp. I had a new goal in life.
@melekaj,
“Come on over here so I can drop it off in your drawz…”
I felt dirty just hearing him say that. lol
Danny and Thandie”I want you to touch me on my inside parts” newton in beloved…
or that scene with Marlon Wayons in Requiem for a Dream?
@shay_d_lady,
“Danny and Thandie”I want you to touch me on my inside parts” newton in beloved…”
You actually made it through the whole movie? I tried to watch that ish 3 times and eventually gave up.
@miss t-lee,
“You actually made it through the whole movie? I tried to watch that ish 3 times and eventually gave up.”
Imagine how I felt reading the book.
Oh, snap!
@Cheekie,
I never finished the book either…we had this discussion a couple of weeks ago about my disdain for anything Toni Morrison.
Except for The Bluest Eye…lol
@miss t-lee,
“Except for The Bluest Eye…lol”
This is one of those books that I can’t believe I’ve never read, but I’m planning on it.
Yeah, Toni Morrison is…well, she’s an acquired taste, I guess. Her books be having my brow furrowing and ish. Too much work.
@Cheekie ,
You gotta read it.
@Cheekie, if you took out all that Dispora inspired Oprah on her high horse old time religion nonsense, BELOVED would have been a pretty good horror film. I still don’t think it was as bad a film as people make it out to be. Oprah needed somebody who would tell her the truth to tell her that 30 minutes of that flick could have been saved for the DVD, mainly all those scenes with Beah Richards. I loved the old gal, too but that movie grinded to a halt whenever she showed up in the woods yowling like a old cat.
@shay_d_lady,
”I want you to touch me on my inside parts and call my name”
Hilarious scene. It is the only memorable part of the film, and that line has been a running joke amongst my sibs and I for years. I did not know that was Thandie though. The icing on the cake is Danny saying Beloved with every stroke. Too funny.
@Legendary Dash,
The icing on the cake is Danny saying Beloved with every stroke. Too funny.
i haven’t seen this movie, but the imagery here just ruined my toast
@shay_d_lady,
or that scene with Marlon Wayons in Requiem for a Dream?
I don’t think there were any scenes in Requiem that were sexy. It was all so disturbing that my parts didn’t even get a twinge of the tingles.
dam eryon picked mines
fine ill get ghetto
-nore andhis chick of theday scene in state prop 2- lol tuesday?
i wassssssssssssss gonna pick
-treach n olethick chickin jasons lyric
-denzel n ole fine ash lisa
-rosie and whoeva
rosie is jus fine as hell curly hair, the accent, perfect ash body she was a fly gurl/choreographer. back in tha days when yall ninjas was sayin “whitney houston is my wife” i was claimin rosie n i still do she can get it she need some yung meat.
-belly n dmx cause das my movie n i kno erythang bout it “shesaid that ninja was really nude walkin around her n wanted to really get it in but she wasnt havvinit.
almost hits
berniemac rip n miss parker still mad at cube
kid bout ta tag yung fine ash tisha house party
cuba goodin swingin for sone nia long puss
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Bernie Mac and Vanessa del Rio in Soul Men, was hilarious though.
@Omar,
hecks yeah it was.
@BLUNTBLAZER, LOL @ Cuba swingin for nia long. After I saw that scene as a young buck, it was then that I knew shedding a few tears in front of my teenage muse was a guilt free way of landing that treasured trim I was scheming on (ie: the shorty I was letting rock my herring bone choker, my sacred Chicago Bulls Starter jacket and sharing my locker with)
@Frederico Savage,
Yeah, Nia long is a bad bish. Probably contributed to Cuba punching the air later in the movie.
And probably one of the funniest (almost) sex scenes is when Cuba reenacted his “first experience” (the Cuba is a lyah). The mackin’ was so super lame, I almost cried from laughin’ especially since it was all in Cuba-voice. “You know how to drive….stick?” “No, but I can learn”. GTFOHWTBS.
@Cheekie,
Furious had that n*gga please look on his face too,that made the scene priceless. Shawty was bad though. It was something about the specter of getting caught that made teenage promiscuity so great.
@Legendary Dash,
she is a video chick she been in a few too short ones
@Cheekie, Cuba also taught me it was very corny to LOYD (lie on ya d), especially when your pops is trying to give you a kitchen couture fade. “The pill ain’t keep ya d from fallin off! You gon learn, OH YEAH, you gon. Now clean this hair up.”
Legendary Dash, shorty in the bogus romp story was some good hood brown suga. Ride game looked legit too. =)
@Frederico Savage,
Women objectification moment: I always wanted to see fantasy chick in some porn. I wanted to see if her dry hump skillz translated to the small screen.
@Cheekie,
Whoever that girl in the fantasy was (**shivers**) lawd….she don’t KNOW what kinds of things would be done to her…bless the fantasy.
Bond.
@Frederico Savage,
cuba was coo tho “fuq this shi fuq this shi (swingin)” then nia like “naw baby come fuq this shi” then he stops swingin. shii puss is powerful like that. make a ninja forget he had a 357 pointed at his neck 15min ago lol
@BLUNTBLAZER,
cuba goodin swingin for sone nia long puss
LOL. this made me spit out my toast
@The Champ,
yall forgetin tha house party scene with kid a fine ash tisha and the wallet condom did ninjas eva really keep they rubbs in they wallet? i done had to gettaway from some crazy mama/daddy that came home to me breakin they daughter back out on the couch. Ninja will hurdle shii like oj in the airport/ do a spin move on moms like barry sanders/ and give pops a hines ward stiff arm and slide across the hood of my buick like clint eastwood and burn rubber on um.
@BLUNTBLAZER, 90% of what you said I didn’t understand at all but if you were talking about Tisha Campbell in House Party when her and Kid were trying to get dressed before her parents caught her and Kid didn’t know if he wanted to stay or leave. Tisha was slammin’ whew!
@T. Troy Stewart,
lol I understood…you just gotta reread it…alot of football metaphors in it.
@T. Troy Stewart, T-ROY???? come on bruh bruh
@K to the- *gives dap*
@BLUNTBLAZER, this was quite amusing. I could picture the whole scene. I did have to re-read it. But it was funny… and u know a girl just LOVE’s any reference to the dear Pgh Steelers @hines ward stiff arm
don’t hate!
@pgh muse,
hines is a savage and his stiff arms are nasty. yall are my 2nd fav nfl team 3rd is da ravens
@BLUNTBLAZER, you Cali folx speak a whole different english sometimes…i have to concentrate LOL
@T. Troy Stewart,
we jus use wild adjectives and methapors it gives the statement more light i really water it down alot but if i really came slangged out only a few would even think they understood. Like gucci mane said “style so strange everyword i say might mean two thangs”.
the devil in a blue dress is good enough for me. something a young denzel’s “just a little bit, baby” has got me ret’ to go.
@charli skipper,
That got me..I was like now..ok..ooh oooh oooh
Whew ok I am good now! He was definitely hittin her spot.
@charli skipper,
“just a little bit, baby”
Yes!
*dies and goes to heaven on St. Peter Express*
@Cheekie,
“why you got to stop now!”
andre300 in idlewood (more her than him that was sexy)
and when bigboi had his head buried in b/w ol’ girls legs (yes please)
@maria,
“andre300 in idlewood (more her than him that was sexy)”
Yeah…this was a good one.
Jada Pinkett Smith w/ Blair Underwood in Set it Off – Blair Underwood could get it all… He’s fine and smart.
@pgh muse,
Aw, yeah, that was nice. Definitely a nice contrast to the dirty herp-feel the previous scene with Jada in that movie (where she had to sell hers to that nasty hot breath nicca) gave me. I had to take a shower just like Jada it was so icky. lmfao
@pgh muse,
lol, sounds like we need to do a running count of all the actors jada’s boned in movies
@The Champ,
Then you gotta add Kane in Menace II Society…lol!!!
@TLC,
in the directors version of the nutty professor, buddy love was hittin that sh*t too
not too many black on black love scenes that stand out because there ain’t exactly too many of them to choose from.
@T. Troy Stewart,
And therein lies the problem, yo.
Forrest Whittaker and Robin Givens – I forget the name of the movie… cause I just do … but he licked her buttcheek in the scene (1oo pts. for whoever comes up w/ the name) and I saw it when I was young and was traumatized ever since. There are somethings that parents just SHOULD NOT let there kids see. Forever after whenever I see Forrest Whittaker I think of him as a booty licker nttawwt – but it can be Last King of Scotland and I’ll still think of him licking Robin Givens buttcheek lol.
@pgh muse, Rage in Harlem.
@Nicki Sunshine, That’s IT!
@pgh muse,
Forever after whenever I see Forrest Whittaker I think of him as a booty licker nttawwt – but it can be Last King of Scotland and I’ll still think of him licking Robin Givens buttcheek lol.
***imagining pgh muse being introduced to forrest whittaker at some event, and shaking his hand while blurting “bootylickerbootylickerbootylicker” uncontrollably***
@The Champ, lmao – Right! I wouldn’t say it but would definitely amuse myself by thinking it
speaking of events… were u at Pittsburgh Cares last night?
@pgh muse,
i wasn’t. what happened?
#2 gave me chills just recalling it from memory. lol
I can’t think of any other to add.
@Nicki Sunshine,
not even after the cold shower?
So…we’re just doing Black cinema huh? Nothing is really standing out to me. Dah well.
Lisa Nicole Carson was such a good actress…shame…. *shaking my head*
@miss t-lee,
“Lisa Nicole Carson was such a good actress…shame…. *shaking my head*”
Honestly, I had to rush to Google because I thought she had passed away after reading this. I had absolutely NO idea she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. I’m speechless. Wow…
@Cheekie,
Yeah…I think that’s what makes it so sad because she had tons of potential and could have been really big. I used to love her in Ally McBeal.
@miss t-lee,
oh that was her huh? i shud known by the lungs
@Cheekie, yeah i just found out about this a couple of months ago. so devastating. she really did have a lot of potential, and she was clearly on the rise, in terms of her career.
@Miss Patterson and miss t-lee,
Yeah, the potential made it even sadder. It’s also sad that her firing off of Ally McBeal was actually due to the beginning stages of the illness and not just a “bad attidude”. SMH.
I mean, wow. Does anyone know how she’s doing currently?
@Cheekie,
I don’t think she’s acting anymore…I couldn’t find anything on her past ’02.
@miss t-lee,
Yeah, I read that too. She doesn’t have any credits past ’02. I was wondering how she was doing personally, with the illness…how’s she’s coping. But, I’m sure that info isn’t readily available. It’s just so sad.
@Cheekie,
Is it wrong for me to find her hotter now because of her schizophrenia?
@Legendary Dash,
*crying*
@Legendary Dash,
LMAO. STOP yourself.
@Legendary Dash,
how about the odd coincedence that two of the five hottest black actresses from the late 90′s-early 00′s (lisa nicole carson and maia campbell) were both stricken with serious mental illness.
i smell a conspiracy.
@The Champ,
I will argue that Vivica Foxx also was stricken with a mental illness as well. You can’t be all there if you start letting some doc mark up that gorgeous face.
Maia’s story is heartbreaking. So much potential to get the wife treatment from me. Nicole can still get it though. Get those meds balanced out, and it is all to the good.
@The Champ,
I thought Maia was strung out, it was mental illness?
I thought Maia was strung out, it was mental illness?
same thing and sh*t
@Legendary Dash,
Resounding: YES. Why man….just, why?
Bond.
@BlkBond,
shakes head we need some new replacements
Soul Food:
Bird and Lem in the bathroom. The whole panties in the mouth thing was….*closed eyes and exhales* very sexy and practical. Panties as a silencer was been in the repertoire since then.
Soul Food #2:
The studio scene, it was like Danny Glover knocking off Beloved, but not sickening and creepy. Miles just lifted the new, exciting, and vibrant Faith, and banged her against the wall like he meant it, and because of that I can watch “Waiting to Exhale” without hating homie.
Lights cigarette.
@Legendary Dash,
Yeah…that Soul Food #2 was good.
I completely forgot about that until just now…lol
@Legendary Dash,
Yeah, Bird and Lem were HOT. I love when they’re playing around and Lem is all, “I. Was. The. MAN. YEAH”. You were, Lem. You were. Yummy.
Miles is kinda square and lame, but I gotta admit that sexay time on the sly scene had me clutching a bit. I was still hella pissed at him in Waiting To Exhale, though (and gave a standing O to Ms. Basset for that fire scene)…besides, I’d get my sistah card revoked if I weren’t.
@Cheekie,
Burning his stuff was petty, and a woman as classy as Bernadine should have been above that. It was a terrible example to set for the children as well. She should have let the courts handle John.
@Legendary Dash,
It was just emotions controlling that scene, something she had no control over. I applauded it. And the children were at school, no? lol
@Cheekie,
Adults cannot be ruled by their emotions. Her behavior was unacceptable, and very dangerous. When the car exploded, someone could have been injured by the shrapnel.
@Legendary Dash,
Trueness, but it’s not like rational adults will take that as anything, but harmless entertainment. And we realized she SNAPPED. It was not in her character to do something like that. She was pretty cookie-cutter in the beginning.
The act itself was reckless, but it represented a “girl power” moment. But, it wasn’t taken to heart, by people with half a brain. It was just a movie not a lecture. If we took everything from movies as gospel, we’d have ninjas kicking folks off cliffs while shouting , “THIS IS SPARTA!”
@Legendary Dash, I never looked at that scene like, “overit, take notes, if a ninja is unfaithful, burn his clothes”. I just looked at it as an accurate portrayal of how deep heartbreak can run and how it can make you step out of character. Besides, where else would I learn to tell people that they were the mfin improper influence? lol.
Now, get your shit! get your shit! And, get out!
@overitinNYC, oooh you swore and sh*t.
@Legendary Dash,
Soul Food was a good one…the next “family get together” I am on it like I want it.
@Legendary Dash,
closing eyes and exhaling: 71% gay.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
I thought it was about 77.3% gay. I wrist did go limp as I typed it.
@Legendary Dash,
lol, you a mess.
The scene between Zora(Sanaa Lathan) and Franklin(Wesley Snipes)in “Disappearing Acts” When she opens the fridge to get him something to drink and he grabs her from behind, turns her around, and goes down on her.
THAT.WAS.AMAZING…..nothing like the element of surprise in sex.
Honorable mention the sex scene in Baby Boy when Jody(Tyrese) gets up and starts dancing cause he knows he done laid some good pipe. I like that cause it’s great when you can have some fun in the bedroom.
@TiP,
Okay is it bad for me to bust out laughing post coitous? I’m talking about hysterically happy.
@WuDaMan,
Okay is it bad for me to bust out laughing post coitous? I’m talking about hysterically happy.
i’ve been known to run a victory lap around the bed, a really tough feat when you realize that my bed lays against the wall
@The Champ,
lol hecks naw you like turbo from beat street or was that breakin. N E way you like a coaches worst nightmare. hahaaha laps are supposed to be a punishment?
@The Champ, i know that happy feeling well – one time i almost murmured to this guy “that was so good, i’d like to give you some money” to this dude after some EXCELLENT s*x – then i realised the implications of what i was about to say and stopped myself…
i was WELL pleased!
@superwoman,
Yeah somebody was feeling the love.
@TiP, The scene between Zora(Sanaa Lathan) and Franklin(Wesley Snipes)in “Disappearing Acts” When she opens the fridge to get him something to drink and he grabs her from behind, turns her around, and goes down on her.
I just couldn’t with Disappearing Acts. The book was soo much better than the movie. And Wesley Snipes playing Franklin just made it worse. BOOO to him!!
Honorable mention because of how funny it was to me:
Tyrese vs Meghan Good in Waist Deep. I have gotten into multiple arguments about whether or not it was acceptable for him to knock off Coco when his kidnapped son was still missing.
@Legendary Dash,
It’s always acceptable to take a chex time out with Megan Good. ALWAYS.
Even in the midst of the Titanic sinking, an alien invasion, or before invasive surgery.
@Legendary Dash,
Ha, good one — Megan definitely would have had me losing track of my original mission.
@Srgt. Vernon Waters,
If my firstborn was soft like the boy in the movie, I may have decided that a prolonged multi-day marathon session was more important than finding him. He was softer than the son in the Sly Stallone classic that delved into the seedy underbelly of trucking and professional arm-wrestling, “Over the Top”
@Legendary Dash,
Holy ish.
“Over The Top”?! I watched that with my brothers way too many times back in the day.
That kid was soft like a baby chinchilla.
He Got Game
Ray Allen and Rosario Dawson on the ferris wheel
Then in a flashback when they are arguing…he gettin it again.
Waiting to Exhale
Dennis Haysbert and Whitney Houston….son lookin like he tryin to knock it down and make sure it stays knocked down.
@Stank-0,
I’m a lil mad Rosario was hotter in the Alexander jawn. All them fur blankets n her fightin. mh mh mh (for more reasons than it was a hot scene)
@Stank-0,
he got game also contained the least sexiest sex scene of all-time with denzel, the hooker, and denzels equipment malfunction.
@The Champ,
I thought Denzel just “arrived” too soon, but I don’t remember.
Ray with the two girls was DYNOMITE!
@Stank-0,
“Dennis Haysbert and Whitney Houston….son lookin like he tryin to knock it down and make sure it stays knocked down.”
lol…yeah, she was “in good hands”, if you will.
My fav is still love love and basketball’s cherry poppin, and comin in from the rain makin love all night scene from idlewild, cause 3 stacks can get it like that.
and I really wanted to see a sexy scene w/ columbus short’s character in cadalliac records. Is it just me?
@collegebunni, I really wanted to see a sexy scene w/ columbus short’s character in cadalliac records. Is it just me?
*michael jackson “you are not alone”
@overitinNYC,
lmfao @ “you are not alone”. You ain’t neva lied!
Columbus Short’s Little Walter was the bidness. He PLAYED that role and was underappreciated amongst the Beyonce hoopla first off and second, his body is bangin’ like a drumline. Hell, him up and shooting that random ninja for playing his song in local juke joints made me clutch alone.
@collegebunni,
Three Stax could get it early on a Sunday morning before church.
*gets on knees to ask for forgiveness*
@K to the…, lmao
Amen!
No particular order:
- Shaft (the 1971 original) boning Ellie after she comes in to find him butt naked on the couch reading a magazine.
- JDs Revenge – Glynn Turman put it down after taking on the spirit of “JD Walker”
- Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song….the lost virginity scene, lol
- every sex scene w/ Pam Grier in the 70′s.
…lemme go jump in the pool and I’ll think of some more.
@Srgt. Vernon Waters,
okay why was I thinking this
“- every sex scene w/ Pam Grier in the 70’s.”
and the dolemite love makin scenes. he had some baaaad biddies
@Srgt. Vernon Waters,
i was racking my brain for a while thinking of any blaxploitation sex scenes that would qualify, but couldn’t think of any. thanks and sh*t
@Srgt. Vernon Waters,
LMAO @ reference to Sweet Sweet Back! What YOU know about that. You get some serious props for that one. You do know that Melvin Van Peebles actually caught an STD on set and had it paid for with his SAG insurance, lol. My pops put me on to that movie. So much tied to it. Earth Wind & Fire did the score….
Bond.
@Srgt. Vernon Waters,
Naw supa fly wit tha chick in the tub awwww shiii
@BLUNTBLAZER,
yessir, she was bad to the bone marrow.
Ok I haven’t read thru all of these comments so if I repeat folk just have similar tastes……I’m gonna add the following:
Prince and Appolonia(sp)….Purple Rain, music and everything was very erotic and steamy during that scene
Taye Diggs (sexy but tracigally corn ball a**, he just needs a sistah to turn him out LOL )and Angela Basset -shower scene, in How Stella Got her Grove Back
@OrangeStar616,
“Taye Diggs (sexy but tracigally corn ball a**, he just needs a sistah to turn him out LOL )and Angela Basset -shower scene, in How Stella Got her Grove Back”
You know this was only movie in which I found him to be remotely cute (bad Jamacian accent and all). I guess his nekkid arse in the shower didn’t hurt either.
@miss t-lee,
I thought he was haute in The Best Man also….its hard to get the corniness LOL, but his complexion, body, and his smile are very very nice..
@OrangeStar616,
Say word? IDK, by the time he was the Best Man, I was like…um…no.
That movie was a bust for me because I’m not a fan of Terence Howard or Morris Chestnutt either, so it was a snoozer…lmao.
@miss t-lee,
I dunno twinny, when Terrence Howard’s character is taking down the garter off that rude heffa and saying to her, “Just say you like it”….
Whew. Like seriously, I need to go somewhere private and re-group.
@ 8th Wonder,
You go re-group then twinny.
I’m arrid extra dry round chere.
@miss t-lee,
I sorta thought Lil’ Diggs was cute in Brown Sugar (the way he said Richard Lawson when he found his wife with another guy is hilarity to me), but Boris Kodjoe was in that so that’s not a fair fight. lol
@Cheekie,
Comparing Boris Kodjoe to Diggs?
That’s like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
*We’re celebrating…my di-VORCE!*
(still makes me LOL)
@miss t-lee,
“Comparing Boris Kodjoe to Diggs?
That’s like bringing a knife to a gun fight.”
lol Exactly, that’s why I say he was sorta cute in that movie, but it’s not a fair assessment cuz once Boris came onscreen, it was a WRAP. I was like Taye, who?!
I mean, I’m a sucka for those “best friend falls in love with best friend” type stories and I was rootin’ for them, but um, it’s BORIS.
@Cheekie, funny cause Boris does nothing for me, not a dayum thing SMH, LOL and Brown Sugar one of my fav movies too, Diggs was good in that one also.
Off-topic but funny (though mildly nsfw):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynNFGsGcdt8
Classic lines you will use with the homies.
I know this is a Black list, but everytime lists regarding best sex scenes come up I must think of arguably the best: Risky Business-the train. The song from tangerine dream combined with the sensuality of De Mornay is just enticing. The slow pace set the tone for me at a young age. Time of your life eh kid…
Bond. BlkBond.
For good measure AYE! AYE! (What up T-lee…lol)
@BlkBond,
LMAO!!!!
If we’re going with non-Black, I’m doing with Billy Baldwin (HS 2520 crush) and Sharon Stone in Sliver. I had one of my homeboy’s make me a copy of the director’s cut, closese thing I was getting to pron @ the time.
So since we’re talking about s3xy stuff… can i get an AMEN for Maxwell’s Black Summer’s Night — Bad Habit??? This is the song that made me buy the album. mmmmmmm… Maxwell is BACK!
@pgh muse, the instrumentation on that track is nice!!!!
I love music with real muscians and instruments on the track LOL
@OrangeStar616,
I know!!! Love IT!
@pgh muse,
You ain’t lyin…
I need to set aside a bubblebath
daynight to really listen to that CD soon. Maxwell is back with an effing vengeance!@pgh muse,
I approve this message.
@pgh muse, AMEN
What about that lovemaking scene in Waiting to Exhale…Lela Rochon and Wendell Pierce…
“I love it when you call me Big Paaa-pa!”
lol iKeed!
@K to the…,
Girl, STOP. ROFL.
I can barely look at Wendell’s scenes in The Wire because of that scene in Waiting to Exhale. He looks like he has hot fiery breath.
that scene when Tommy “took it” from Nola in SHE’S GOTTA HAVE IT…
@T. Troy Stewart,
that was uncomfortable in two ways: uncomfortable to watch and uncomfortable that it turned me on. a win win for team uncomfortable
I have been thinking that #4′s scene is tantamount to Maria from sesamie street gettin it on w/ clair hucstable. woe. what if?????
@WuDaMan,
WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?
lmfao…got me rollin’ over here. Ah well, it’s Friday, it fits…but I’m still at work, Wu, so STOP.
was i the only one who was disturbed by allen payne’s very hairy arse? kinda could have left that out of the scene.
buuut yeah, i think you have a good list here. and i also liked the scene in Set It Off with jada and blair.
and OMG the stair scene in History of Violence… i was watching it with my bf at the time… it got me a little hot under the collar and i looked over and he had a tent in his pants. lmao. funniest thing ever.
- Wesley Snipes & Sanaa Lathan in Disappearing Acts beats all four of these – that shit was pretty raw
- Omar Epps & Sanaa Lathan in Love & Basketball deserves at least an honorable mention
A couple others if ya wanna blur the colour lines a little …
The infamous ice cube scene in Do the right thing …?
Mo’ better blues, Denzel and that big arreola having light skin chick
yo, that scene in she hate me had me……….DAMN MS. WASHINGTON.
I remember when I saw Belly in the theatre every chick in there lost their damn mind
How the fuck did the sex scene from Monster’s Ball not make it???
She Hate Me was an all around tragedy. I’ll agree on Devil In a Blue Dress. Don’t remember a thing about Belly, that’s how bad it was! & Jason’s Lyric had zero sex appeal, just funny moments trying desperately to be sexy – LOL.
It’s not a sex scene, but the kiss in Hustle & Flow was… NICE