If you’re anything like me, you’re amazed that this Tiger Woods story still has legs. I figured it it would be over and done with before we hit December but nope. Apparently Tiger has more hoez than Vegas.
As of today, there are AT LEAST 10 women who’ve come forward as Tiger’s concubines. We’ve got cocktail waitresses, Hooters girls, a porn star.
Not to mention he was running raw in at least two of them AND sending nasty text messages. Tiger is a perv.
Quite honeslty, I didn’t think he had it in him. I’ve often views Tiger as that uber-goofy doofball who you’d point and laugh at who managed to make a billion dollars just so he could swallow his opponents and all that stuff. Now I think a lot of news sources and blogs are erroneously taking a race angle with the media coverage of his myriad cockups. I mean, its Tiger Woods and short of Afghanistan and health care reform (two constant and never-ending problems) news is really slow lately. Plus, most folks are probably like me and can’t believe that Tiger is a ho.
So I don’t think race is a factor in the coverage. However, far be it from me to think about the racial angle in this whole thing.
NOT ONE BLACK CHICK, TIGER????
I know that’s an odd angle to take with this, but really, it lends me to believe that he really doesn’t f*ck with Black people at all. Odd considering how Black people take every opportunity to claim him as a Black dude even if he doesn’t know it. See, what we do know is that Tiger loves him some new p*ssy. He loves it so much that he clearly can’t say no. Hell, in my office pool, I’ve got him with at least 5 more chicks who haven’t come forward. I almost think that his wife knows this but her whole thing was keeping it on the low. Don’t let it go public or I’m out and you’re gonna owe me LOOOOOOOOOONG dough.
And so it was.
No wonder Buick dropped him. They probably couldn’t afford to keep paying Tiger’s pals.
But back to the Black thing. I have this odd theory that if you don’t appreciate Black women, you just cannot appreciate Black people. I know it’s weird, but even my own mother is white and she raised me, largely by herself, for the first six years of my life in some of the whitest parts of the country. Yet today, you can’t tell me Black women aren’t the most beautiful, wonderful beings on the planet.
I understand people have preferences and its likely that Black women aren’t even paying attention to Tiger (that wouldn’t surprise me, I’ve yet to meet a Black woman who ever thought Tiger was hot), but still, it seems odd to me that with all the thick thighs and banging Serena style bodies running the globe, he’d always choose a white woman. That just seems odd to me since if you’re gong to cheat you MIGHT AS WELL cheat on something thats gonna provide a fantasy or something at some point. He basically kept banging his wife with wigs on.
I know Oprah was at his wedding, hell that might be the only Black woman he even deals with. But who would hit that?
I suppose what I find most interesting harkens back to this problem we have in the Black community of supporting our own even thru foolishness (see Kelly, Robert Sylvester or Simpson, Orenthal James). We find a way to support people thru some of the most ridiculous of circumstances even if we know they did wrong because they belong to us. Perhaps its one of those situations where nobody will beat our kids but us. But what the hell do you do when you’ve supported somebody for so long who’s made it clear that they really don’t want no parts of you?
While I think that Tiger just likes white p*ssy, I think that it goes deeper than that. Perhaps its because his daddy is Black and he didn’t have a Grandma Nana to show him positive Black women. I don’t know.
I’ll throw it to you all, do you think there’s a deeper issue that’s materializing with all the women that are showing up? Does Tiger really just prefer white women?
Does Tiger really think that he ain’t Black which is why all his womens aren’t either??
Did you even think Tiger had it in him??
Rumble.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
BTW, I’m fully aware that its a good thing that no Black women got caught up in this non-sense (thus far), but I still think its odd. Everybody knows that if you start plucking everything in sight you start to experiment with different flavors. Except Tiger, he’s all white wine.
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Tiger made his lack of interest in Black people very clear a decade ago. I think I find it almost more surprising that there was not an Asian woman, a mixed race woman or anyone who wasn’t White. This confirms my belief that his “Cablinasian” idenity was less of him saying “Look, mom’s Asian, Dad’s Black, I’m mixed” and more “I’m NOT Black”. I think this dude actually feels ethnically White and doesn’t seem to relate to the world as a POC. Well, sadly, the media is here to remind him of otherwise.
@Sister Toldja,
c/s the whole post
Not even a Latina? A vietnamese girl? ONLY dating what you’re not. To be real though, I’d find it more odd if he did date a black girl. Like Pan Pan said, I’ve never met a black woman (at least not in real life) who thought Tiger was hot.
“He basically kept banging his wife with wigs on.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!
@Me fail english?,
lmfao @ “basically kept banging his wife with wigs on”. It’s like, Tiger’s Woods life is that TV show Alias, or some ish.
There’s not even an Asian or Cablanasian in the bunch!
@Persona, Hell no —”Tiger Woods is the king of the white girls” and we all have known that the only color he sees is White eventhough White is the absence of color!!!
I’m not surprised by the fact Tiger cheated on his wife. I am surprised by the number of women, and I’m surprised by how basic some of these chicks are. Have you seen the pic of the Perkins waitress? Perkins? Really, Tiger? You just gonna walk up in Perkins, have a seat at your table, and order the Pancake Platter w/basic Pu**y on the side? Seriously, Tiger!! o_O
All jokes aside, anytime any man or woman systematically excludes their own race from their dating pool screams of their being a deeper issue… at least it does for me. I really don’t understand how anybody cannot prefer themselves. But then again, Tiger’s mother wasn’t black, and perhaps his father purposely isolated him away from certain (see, people of color)people. I find it surprising that he hasn’t been linked with some hot, westernized Asian chick.
@N.I.A. lovesthekids….,
I’m sure a combination of factors (i.e. neighborhood, racial make up of HS and university, etc.) effected his dating choices and, ultimately, dating preferences, but………honestly, I think his dad probably had a lot to do with it.
I’ve known full black kids whose parents responded more favorably when they brought white girls/guys home, so it wouldn’t be too far-fetched in this situation.
@N.I.A. lovesthekids
“You just gonna walk up in Perkins, have a seat at your table, and order the Pancake Platter w/basic Pu**y on the side?”
LMBAO!
@An Island,
that statement made me lmbao too!!
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
YEs indeed…..(Though imagine if that really were an side-order….)
@N.I.A. lovesthekids….,
so mad at you for the pancakes and the side of p*ssy. lmao!!
@N.I.A. lovesthekids….,
You just gonna walk up in Perkins, have a seat at your table, and order the Pancake Platter w/basic Pu**y on the side? Seriously, Tiger!!
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this will be the funniest comment of the night. This one’s the winner!
@N.I.A. lovesthekids….,
“You just gonna walk up in Perkins, have a seat at your table, and order the Pancake Platter w/basic Pu**y on the side? Seriously, Tiger”
LMAO buwahahaa..
@N.I.A. lovesthekids….,
“anytime any man or woman systematically excludes their own race from their dating pool screams of their being a deeper issue…”
Especially when they’re like eight different races. But c/s on the number of women. And the fact that they’re all coming out. So not only did you cheat (get caught) at least 10 times, but all these hoes want a book deal? Why do I feel like I’m being punk’d? Tiger is the king of picking the wrong jump-offs.
I also think Tiger’s father purposefully made the decision to instill the white is right mentality in tiger. I think thats where it starts…. however I don’t find it surprising about him not dating an asian chick.. hell asians have similar complexes and try to assimilate by dating “white” in my experience…..so he got it from both sides he wasnt going to do anything but every white chick that was going…and them h*s were going like 240 goes north…LMAO
@N.I.A. lovesthekids….,
You just gonna walk up in Perkins, have a seat at your table, and order the Pancake Platter w/basic Pu**y on the side?
lol, sounds like a typical friday night in college
I think he has issues with being black. I mean the fact that he made sure to tell us he was part caucasion and not just black and asian let me know from jump he had some issues with his minority, minority status.
He messes with girls that makes him feel like he is one of them, to be included.
thats my dr phill angle.
My real thoughts are that tiger is a uppity blasian that wants to pass and therefore only concerns himself with the things and people that will help him acheive his goal.
He aint shyt and dont come running to black america to save you but I doubt he would even think about it.
However I agree that the media coverage isnt biased. Adultery sells whenever its done. Arod-madonna, was it roger clements and the young chick? I mean its always big business regardless of race and not to mention he is one of, if not the, bggest athelete in the world.
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I was ROLLING!!!! Good stuff!!
@CoCoPuffs,
lol@ them long ass song titles. Got a scrolling marquee across the screen for EVERY song.
@shay_d_lady,
LMAO!!! That post about your sis is hilarious. You have been bookmarked ma’am…lol
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I call racism
@shay_d_lady, I think it’s because you’re so ….INFAMOUS. They’re worried.
@shay_d_lady,
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@shay_d_lady,
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@The Champ,
yo momma
“Perhaps its because his daddy is Black and he didn’t have a Grandma Nana to show him positive Black women. I don’t know.”
? Tiger isn’t Black.
He’s “Caublanasian”….hello.
LOL…It’s bad enough we rally around Black celebs who are caught committing heinous crimes (like “R-uh” and OJ), but to rush to the aid of a man who seems to have done everything to disassociate himself with Black folk? NAW, that’s cool. He can keep it just the way he wanted it.*
That said, while I am not making excuses for Tiger, it seems that he truly has an issue with race that runs deeper than not liking Blacks. Tiger is Black, Asian and White. His wife and mistresses are all white- Black women were omitted from the pool, yes- but so were Asian women! Tiger just might have a complex (which we all guessed a long time ago)- he doesn’t seem to want to deal with any minority women.
*This does make me think about Vanessa Williams though. She has discussed how Black folk supported her when she fell from grace (Miss America scandal), even though she always separated herself from Blacks.
@Lili,
do you think its a complex or that he just ended up screwing what was easy and available to him?
@The Champ,
Complex.
You think he’s never come in contact with an attractive Black or Asian woman? Especially if he was searching for groupies. Groupies of all races are pretty hot (they have to be- they’re…groupies).
I don’t think T. Woods wants to be associated with black people at all. I mean he didn’t even have a mixed chick up in the mix. I must say I was hoping that at least one of his many hoes would be a lil on the chocolate side but nah. He really was just banging his wife with wigs on.
I also don’t think T. Woods considers himself black. He did make up that word to describe himself…” Cablinasian”
I never thought the dude had it in him though. I guess he had to find some way to release all that pent up energy from his golf playing games; cus let’s face it that sport is boring.
@sexywinergirl,
“I must say I was hoping that at least one of his many hoes would be a lil on the chocolate side”
***filed under “sh*t you’ll only hear on vsb.com”***
I was listening to the radio on the way home from work and someone called in to confess that they also had an affair with Tiger Woods. This is local radio in CT btw, not XM. She said, “I’m number 11,” sounded sad and sincerely apologized. It’s sort of crazy. I don’t care about Tiger or pay attention to him so I don’t know about a complex, though it is a strange coincidence. Do you know anyone who Says they’re open to dating other races, but date one exclusively?
@Manny,
I am a white female and I will only date black men end of story. It is what I am attracted to and what I have known all of my life. I am 41 yrs old now and have 3 biracial children and funny part is my 14 yr old he only likes mexican girls but that is because where we live there is a plethera of mexican girls. When I was 5 yrs old the first black family moved in across the street from us and that was it for me they were my best friends they were my family. We didn’t see color I loved them and they loved me.
Tiger’s preference is because that is what he knows that is all he knows and it is obviously good to him so that is his preference. I am sure he has probably dabbled maybe before he got married but he knows what he likes no doubt about that.
All these women I think are full of sh*t. Some maybe true but how do we know that him and his wife’s relationship was not already on the outs and they were just staying together for his image hahaha well isn’t that ironic his image is definetly shot to hell now! hahaha
@Snowbunnyintx, #nevertrust a person that says “I don’t see color”. just saying.
I understand being attracted to what you are always around though–in the case of your son, and you too if you were always surrounded with black people.
@Snowbunnyintx,
are you the same snowbunny that was hear last week? if not, welcome and sh*t
@The Champ,
I think I posted something last week hell I slept since then! haha
Thanks and sh*t
“He basically kept banging his wife with wigs on.” HA!
(I just looked up the women . . . thank you google.) Wow, those are some dime a dozen chicks. I guess there are tons of men in the world who can now claim they have “billionaire game” because it seems you just need to get any frumpy @ss hooters waitress to qualify (and it’s even sadder that at least one of them looks like she just got cosmetic surgery to get “blacker” lips). If I were Tiger, my 10 woman cheating crew would have at least 5 Chanta Patton types on it, not women who look like stuff I passed up in middle school. Weak.
Oh yeah, and it will be incredibly strange if Tiger didn’t give it to at least one black or asian chick. That’s some real self-hate, color issues stuff there in my ridiculously amateur psychiatric opinion.
@An Island, yes there is one sister… saw it on tv last night…her 2520 roommate told the press..
@Ericka
Really? I’m interested in her story. $20 says she’s got hazel or green eyes.
@Ericka,
welcome and sh*t
10 women and counting! No wonder his wife went after him with the golf club…Tiger has gone out of his way to separate himself from black people and seeing that all of these women are white shows a deeper issue. I feel bad for him cuz I can’t imagine excluding my race from the dating pool.
@Leila,
I feel bad for him cuz I can’t imagine excluding my race from the dating pool
i feel bad for him because i can’t imagine being a billionaire and excluding hot chicks from my dating pool
@The Champ, lol
the thought had occured to me and i was actually annoyed that he didn’t find not one brown skinned groupie to screw. not one. i’ve concluded that the ladies of color may be a little too much for him to handle, both physically and mentally (that’s what i prefer to think anyway). but riddle me this: why are all those b*tches busted? can there be a cute one? please? any cute ones? any? 10 a ya’ll and all a ya’ll look like refried, refurbished, re-homoginized dog poo.
@cam1ll3,
oh yeah and that lack o’condom bit? he needs to thank buddah, allah, jesus and j-hov that all elin came at him with was a golf club. all i’mm say is hot grits mixed with bleach poured onto the very same pecker that you love to use raw. that pisses me off. he’s a douche for that one.
@cam1ll3,
“all i’mm say is hot grits mixed with bleach poured onto the very same pecker that you love to use raw…”
I think THIS is why he didn’t bone any black chicks. He was at least smart enough to consider the violent repercussions if things went awry.
@cam1ll3,
I’ve tried to remain rather uninvolved in it. Did he say he’s been indulging in the skin on skin in the midst of it all?
@bittersweet’s baby,
that would be an affirmative. at least two of the side chicks advised that he went without.
@cam1ll3
I just found the picture of the one on the right a second ago. I’m sorry, but I’m not hittin that under ANY
sobercircumstances.http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-1970241
@cam1ll3,
Tiger Woods…doesn’t care about black people.
haha. But we knew this.
“why are all those b*tches busted? can there be a cute one? please? any cute ones? any?”
Seriously though, is this ninja racist against cute girls? Like he had a bad experience with his wife and just swore ‘em off. You reneging the pre-nup over some chicks that look like they from Poughkeepsie (why do I have that horrid little town on the brain)?
@cam1ll3,
“why are all those b*tches busted?”
this was actually the title to “jersey shore” until the mtv people thought it wouldnt get past the censors
@The Champ,
LMAO! I’m thinking these are the most ratty, overly tan broads I’ve seen in ages and live within 20 minutes of where most of these people are from. MTV could have done better.
Woods is filthy rich. He is an athlete. He’s married. He is most likely bound to cheat with the groupies. I don’t find the what, when, and how much shocking. I wouldn’t be surprise if even more women appear in the media to collect their paychecks and 15 minutes [whether they were with him or not]. On the other hand, there may be some who will not come foward now or ever. Therefore, I can’t say all his mistresses are white. I’m not privy to that info. Rather, those who contact the media, so far, are white.
It appears he prefers him some white women. He’s entitled. He might have some issues, but they’re his. On the other hand, he might not have issues at all. The supply is certainly there. Evenif he doesn’t have positive Black women in his family circle that wouldn’t justify prejudice against Black women in general, Panama. Also, his extensive selection of white female bedmates doesn’t equal he thinks he ain’t Black.
@SnijanaFleur,
“It appears he prefers him some white women. He’s entitled. He might have some issues, but they’re his. On the other hand, he might not have issues at all.”
I’m also of the belief that just because you exclusively date, f*ck, or marry people of an opposite race as yours does not necessarily mean you have self-hate issues. Sure it happens, but I don’t think it’s as black and white as some people make it seem.
@Monk, yeah, I don’t think Montel or Barkley are self-haters because of having had a white wife.
@SnijanaFleur,
Yeah, this about where I am with it.
@SnijanaFleur,
“Also, his extensive selection of white female bedmates doesn’t equal he thinks he ain’t Black.”
You’re absolutely right. It must have been his blatantly and unequivocally stating that he isn’t black, and going so far as to coin a ridiculous term expressly for the purpose of denying any possible Nubianosity led us to believe he thinks he ain’t Black.
Exclusively banging white chicks just let us know he meant it.
@Nikiloveli,
So you’re gonna make me look up Nubianosity… but where/when has he done this? I literally wanna know cuz I’m no great follower of his and therefore have never really seen tangible evidence of this. Presumably cuz I ain’t following him. But I know lots of other non-followers who are on your same train. And I’m wondering what’s their frame of reference… Cuz umm, we ain’t followin him togetha, so what do they know?
@Nikiloveli, ^^^^^
Exactly!!!! He SAID it and SHOWED it. Tiger Woods doesn’t care about Black snatch!
@Nikiloveli,
Thank you for stating the painfully obvious. This “I don’t know nothing and I aint seent nothing so I can’t call it!” approach would work better with a man who hasn’t gone all out to explicitly state “I’M NOT BLACK!”. lol
@Nikiloveli, lol at the level of sarcasm in your response.
Although Tiger refers to himself as Cablinasian, that doesn’t equal he is “blatantly and unequivocally stating that he isn’t black.” He may be stating he is white, black, indian, asian. Because of the sexual violence against African slaves for profits, and interracial relationtionships, a lot of Black people are in essence a mixed people. Some disclaim their other racial makeup because of immense Black pride, or society preclaim it for them base on their appearence. I refer to myself as Black for both reasons. However, it doesn’t mean my way is the high [bestest, sole] way for all. Tiger can defined his racial makeup anyway he pleases just like any of us. Similarly, it doesn’t mean his way is the best for all. More importantly, it is the best way for him just like our way is the best for us.
Evenif all his bedmates are white and all of yours are Black…so what
. That ain’t the proof Woods is ‘blatantly and unequivocally stating that he isn’t black’ just like ‘exclusively banging’ Black women doesn’t prove you’re Black.
@SnijanaFleur,
I will have to cosign this entire comment. (and I should have read it before adding my own below)
Of course I thought he had it in him. When your name is Tiger Woods, Billionaire, I think you have it in you. Being shocked the richest athlete – ever – cheated on his ex nanny wife is as naive as thinking the leader of the free world will never get the bop from at least one white house intern.
The better question is, who knew old El had it in her?
@Cocoachanel,
“is as naive as thinking the leader of the free world will never get the bop from at least one white house intern. ”
call me naive but i’m praying to sweet baby jesus that Obama can at least resists any man whore urges for a minimum of 4 to 8 years. Too many kids look up to him…and the country is in too bad of a state for that nonsense….. if we think they’re tearing Tiger down off his pedestal imagine the global thrashing Obama would get. ….the distraction would be so great that no policy issues would get any attention…. he could end global warming, the economic crisis, the war in Iraq and bring back Michael Jackson and all he’d be remembered as is another cheating arse negro.
@Cocoachanel,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
“NOT ONE BLACK CHICK, TIGER????”
Actual convo between me & my brother when we heard the news, before we saw the photo of the first hoe-wa:
Me: Tiger? Cheating? Wowzers.
Him: Crazy, right? You think the other woman’s white or black?
Me: White.
Him: What if she’s Black.
Me: I’d be like HA! He does like the chocolate….(literally less than three seconds later and after a wave of irritation washed over me) Actually…I’d be p*ssed. He’s only attracted to Black broads as side pieces, but they’re not good enough for wife material? If she’s Black I’ll be even madder that he was married to a white woman.
“I know that’s an odd angle to take with this, but really, it lends me to believe that he really doesn’t f*ck with Black people at all.”
Its not odd at all. That’s how I’ve looked at it as more and more Becky Hoetramps come out of the woodwork. He apparently has no affinity whatsoever toward his “home” races. His pappys black, his mothers Thai (?) and not nary a colored broad is riding his Hooooe-l Train? Not even an overly tanned Whitey? That’s a lot of self loathing there. And today we come to find out his Bottom Becky, her mother and her twin sister are ALL living in his crib? While his own mom is probably in Shady Pines Retirement Center somewhere.
I’m telling you this is going to devolve into an OJ sitchiation. And I will NOT be on his side. I filled my “standing behind a black man who didn’t give a good d*mn about me, black women or the black community as a whole until they got into trouble with the white folk they loved so much” quota for one lifetime. Thank you.
@Madame Zenobia,
“sitchiation”
That one word was the icing on top of the cake for your comment..haha
@Madame Zenobia,
Actually…I’d be p*ssed. He’s only attracted to Black broads as side pieces, but they’re not good enough for wife material? If she’s Black I’ll be even madder that he was married to a white woman.
We always wanna be OUTRAGED bout sumthin… And that’s exactly what woulda happened if his stable was even 50% caramel, butta-pe-can rican or chocolatahtay… We woulda been on fire AND WE KNOW IT!
I guess I’ll break down and take a look at the chicks, but I’m thinkin the nickels n pennies would be more complacent cuz they know they’re skanky. But a darkie dimepiece is gonna flip on him after so many months, tired of playin’ the back if he keeps runnin’ over there for her good loving. She’s gonna be V.E.R.Y vocal about looking for her promotion and he can’t have that.
@Madame Zenobia,
“his Bottom Becky”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Yall are killing me today)
I’ve noticed several comments re: the lack of diversity amongst the young Thundercat’s hoez, especially among our VSS. But I have to ask (and I’m directing this question towards the ladies): Are we not happy, or at least relieved, that women of color have NOT been implicated in this mess??? I mean, I don’t think anyone is truly surprised that no sisters have come forward in this situation, but isn’t that a positive?
Just a thought…
@DG,
it’s definitely positive. but at the same time, it’s baffling in a way. not surprising, because we’ve all known about tiger’s “permanent tan, not black; just cablasian” status for at least a decade now. but it’s like an ugly proof. like his infidelity was disappointing. and then add to it that he cheated down. and then, plus, he really don’t deal with blackness AT ALL. it’s just like, “oh…..he was NOT playin.” it’s not anything for me to catch personal feelings about, but da*n.
oh, and plus, i don’t know if this is one of those things that all black folk talk about or if it’s just my family (dad), but it seems like rich black people always find a way to give their money to some white people by doing something stupid. i’m not talking about charity, but like, excessive and repeated pay outs for bail money, hush money, and fines. in this case, it’s good that no black women got involved in the sluttiness of it all, but he1l, at least he’d be payin off some black women and keeping that billion dollars in the *proverbial* family instead of granting some hojo’s waitress from the trailers her big comeup in life. (i know that, technically, that makes it no better. but i’d sleep better tonight. lol)
@charli skipper,
I feel ya somewhat, but I guess with some of the negative stereotypes that come with being a woman of color, I’m kinda glad (thought not surprised) that no sisters have been involved in this drama thus far.
And while Tiger may be coming up off some stacks, I’m not sure if being known as one his hoes is the type of gravy train that most women of color want to ride to success….
@DG, i feel you on that!!
@DG, I am indifferent. The only person I have way feel bad for or have given second thoughts to is his wife. Never mind her race. This can’t be easy for her. And I think this is the straw that broke the camel’s back because you don’t just start out chasing your husband out of your house in your damned robe. Nope. Dishes were thrown before this.
@DG,
Don’t see how that’s a positive. Black hoes exist whether Tiger’s boning em or not. How does that uplift my spirit if the black hoes only eff Shaq instead of Tiger?
NOT ONE BLACK CHICK, TIGER????
I know that’s an odd angle to take with this, but really, it lends me to believe that he really doesn’t f*ck with Black people at all.
i was just having this convo with a friend of mine. Tiger prob doesn’t like black ppl, and thas ok. cuz i dont think black ppl LIKE him. sure, black ppl CLAIM him, but not one VSB/VSS said to themselves, “i bet tiger is a cool a$s ninja. we could play a lil spades, drink a lil henny, then get it crackin at the skrip the club.”
i mean, tiger looks like a punk a$s ninja, imho. he let his skinny a$s, 2520 a$s, model a$s wife domestically abuse him?! i mean COME ON. if im gonna be some a dudes side piece, hes gotta be MY fantasy as well. he’s gotta be worth getting caught for. sexing him must also BOOST my credibility as a jumpoff. you’re more of a laughing stalk getting caught up with tiger. with his big teeth-having, nike golf gear-wearing, confused about how to hide an affair tail. tiger dont even look like he could work my parts. no thanks. i’ll pass.
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
“if im gonna be some a dudes side piece, hes gotta be MY fantasy as well. he’s gotta be worth getting caught for. sexing him must also BOOST my credibility as a jumpoff. you’re more of a laughing stalk getting caught up with tiger. with his big teeth-having, nike golf gear-wearing, confused about how to hide an affair tail. tiger dont even look like he could work my parts. no thanks. i’ll pass.”
Ha! Sounds like you got your side piece/jump off game down tight, GEM.
@Monk,
you know it, boo! *wink*
@Monk,
LMFAO!!!!
keep it up Gem
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
“not one VSB/VSS said to themselves, “i bet tiger is a cool a$s ninja. we could play a lil spades, drink a lil henny, then get it crackin at the skrip the club.”
Excellent point.
@Madame Zenobia and Gemmie,
I don’t know ladies… wack and corny as he may seem, all them $0′s in his bank account make him credible enough**. U never know, In real life Tiger may have swag *cackle*
**disclaimer** i’m not suggesting that prostitution is cool. Just saying, Tiger is SUPER rich… if you’re gonna be a jumpoff – jumpoff at the top. Tiger’s at the top.
@pgh muse,
yeah, all them dollas make him credible enough… for regala-to-busted broads. one of which is a perkins waitress. obviously his money aint bringing him quality dime pieces.
but the poon might be good (tho i HIGHLY doubt it… maybe its the head? me no know) so maybe thats what his money is goin towards…
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean, one of which is a perkins waitress. obviously his money aint bringing him quality dime pieces.
I understand what you’re saying Gemmie, but he’s married. He already claimed his “quality” woman- his wife. The Perkins chick was the chick of his choosing – just like all the rest of them. And let’s not forget, Tiger is a man in his prime, a master at his craft, and super rich – this is appealing to a lot of chicks. I’m certain their are PLENTY of women who fawn over Tiger Woods. Maybe not you or me… but I’m sure there are lots. And we don’t know the resumes and pedigrees of the females on his roster – it would be of no surprise to me if he is sleeping with other women who would be deemed “quality”. But because he is a married man, he has to pick chicks that know their role – women we would consider “Dime Pieces” may not be as willing to play their position. If i’m going to prostitute myself to a married man it’s definitely not going to be for love.
@pgh muse
“I’m certain their are PLENTY of women who fawn over Tiger Woods. Maybe not you or me… but I’m sure there are lots”
thing is (and i’m agreeing with gemmie here), we’re on a site called verysmartbrothas.com, and the readership is compromised of (mostly) intelligent, professional, enlightened, and worldly sistas. but, this is the third time in two weeks that we’ve written about tiger, and not one of you all have said or alluded to “you know, tiger can get it” in a comment. not one.
basically, if none of you all are checking for tiger, than the chardonnay’s and lastarya’s of the world definitely aren’t.
my point is that while there may be a ton of women hot for tiger, i’d wager that young (35 and under) sistas make up less than 1 percent of that population.
@The Champ, my point is that while there may be a ton of women hot for tiger, i’d wager that young (35 and under) sistas make up less than 1 percent of that population.
I understand. I don’t think Tiger is checking for sista’s either… but where I disagree with Gem is if I were a PR(HO)fessional. And on the definition of quality dime pieces – Tiger Woods may not consider Stacy Dash to be a quality dime piece… he obviously likes white women – his idea of a dime may be uhhh… Kirsten Dunst or something. That’s where I’m disagreeing. And the golddigging aspect. If I were going to be a golddigger, or a jumpoff i wouldn’t necessarily not check for Tiger Woods. Actually Tiger seems like he would be PERFECT hahaha! If I were going to prostitute myself to a married man my goal would be the long money… period. If he was cool to kick it with, not disgusting, and he was writing checks that would be enough. I wouldn’t be trying to trick with someone I could potentially catch real feelings for or something like that.
@pgh muse, I think the problem is that he was cheating like a broke dude. If his ass was buying condos and passing out Buicks, those chicks would think twice about speaking to the press. The key would have been for Tiger to give them more than they could get by talking to the press.
@Ms. Smart,
lol@ passing out Buicks.
See, finding a brand new, shiny… BUICK (da fcuk?!) in my driveway after giving up some good good would make me call the press. Like “Hello, Oprah? I got a story for you: Tiger aint shet! Pass it on.”
@Me fail english?, But a Buick is better than the bus. And really, which waitress do you know who is pushing a brand new anything?? A Buick would be a come up. And in this economy, we need to do all we can for the American car industry.
Note: I’m from Detroit so I’m just tryna look out for my peep in the car industry.
@Ms. Smart,
Maybe I’m just greedy. But if I’m playing myself and taking sloppy tenths from somebody with long bread like Tiger you could at least hook a bish up with a Camry.
Reason# 3,614 Tiger probably aint effin with the chocolate. HA!
@Me fail english?, “See, finding a brand new, shiny… BUICK (da fcuk?!) in my driveway after giving up some good good would make me call the press. Like “Hello, Oprah? I got a story for you: Tiger aint shet! Pass it on.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shyt is too funny
@Me fail english?, there’s probably only three Buicks in their entire history I’d take a Camry over. Let’s not act like the chintzy, boring Camry is an Audi.
@Stuff,
I don’t really know much about Buicks (they dont drive em much up here) but based on the ones I’ve seen, off of looks alone I’d take a Camry.
P.S. that was a joke. I’m aware that Toyotas arent luxury vehicles.
@Ms. Smart, yeah… I think Tiger may be a gump. Especially if he’s paying the Perkins waitress and the rest (which I HOPE happened), and she still went to the press…
@pgh muse,
if you’re gonna be a jumpoff – jumpoff at the top.
LOL!! This should be the title of Chapter 1 in the sidepiece handbook, “Using What You Got To Get What You Want- Volume 1.”
@pgh muse,
if you’re gonna be a jumpoff – jumpoff at the top
definitely a t-shirt
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
“he’s gotta be worth getting caught for. sexing him must also BOOST my credibility as a jumpoff. you’re more of a laughing stalk getting caught up with tiger. with his big teeth-having, nike golf gear-wearing, confused about how to hide an affair tail. tiger dont even look like he could work my parts. no thanks. i’ll pass.”
this right here, exactly.
@charli skipper,
although, with all that money, you might be able to convince to be a little flexible with tiger. (ya know, if my moral fibre wasn’t so da*n strong.) with a billion dollars that he’s sharing with me–the sharing part is essential. because i can’t grow my bank account through osmosis– i’d start envisioning him to be fine in my head and stuff. i’d be having good imaginary tiger chex with myself.
@charli skipper,
maybe its just me. cuz i wouldnt let jay-z hit either and his dough is right.
if I’M going to prostitute myself to a celeb, ima do it with some one that actually has appealing qualities. money is ALWAYS appealing. and since i have no desire to sleep with ALL celebs with money, ima keeping my eye out for a brotha that tickles my fancy (lit-tra-lee). tiger be done gave me a hysterectomy with them big arse teeth. ugh.
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean, tiger be done gave me a hysterectomy with them big arse teeth.
hahahaha! That was funny!
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
“tiger be done gave me a hysterectomy with them big arse teeth. ugh.”
———-dead *-*
i’m up here dyin in my dorm laughing at these comment..I’m going to get written up.
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
“if I’M going to prostitute myself to a celeb, ima do it with some one that actually has appealing qualities.”
Prec-xactly. Never understood why chicks would do the groupie thing with a busted/wack dude with $. You know there are fine ninjas to golddig on, right?
LOL@ “be done gave”
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,
“tiger be done gave me a hysterectomy with them big arse teeth. ”
AHAHAHA!
His teef most definitely went to the Steve Harvey and Julia Roberts School of Dentistry.
@Me fail english?,
fa real!!! @ You know there are fine ninjas to golddig on, right?
@Cheekie,
lmao @ His teef most definitely went to the Steve Harvey and Julia Roberts School of Dentistry.
you stoopit!!
There maybe a deeper issue concerning the color of the broads…maybe not. I think a deeper issue is how dumb and irresponsible could he possibly be in thinking that he wouldn’t get caught. I mean, c’mon… Texting? Sending voicemails? He might as well had them chicks as his top 10 friends on myspace and shyt.
And I, for one, don’t support dude ’cause I do think he has distanced himself from Blacks in a way that I don’t like. Like Cube said, “And you might have a heart attack / When you find out the black folks don’t want you back…”
Big Dummy. (c) Fred G. Sanford
http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/profiles/blogs/dumb-jock
@Monk, If he hadn’t distanced himself from Black folks, he would know how technology bit Kwame Kilpatrick in the ass. But, I bet Tiger never followed that story.
@Ms. Smart,
lol. Tiger aint readin bout no black ass Detroit. Just thinkin bout them ninjas might have his melanin sky high like some blood pressure.
@Me fail english?,
LOL
@Monk,
Like Cube said, “And you might have a heart attack / When you find out the black folks don’t want you back…”
Or like Willie D of the Geto Boys so eloquently stated on one of his songs “You Still a N***a”.
@Monk,
If anything, his lack of discretion proves that he’s a novice when it comes to the creepin’ game. No. tact. at. all.
…I mean, the man left his NAME in a message to his jumpoff! Who else YOU know, name is Tiger…
@AkShone,
Yeah, he’s grade A moron for that mess.
In other news, I’m TAHD (tired) of hearing that dayum voicemail being played over and over. How many different ways can you decipher the ish, gossip TV channels?
Also, didn’t his wife go through his CELL phone? Why hasn’t he yet mastered the ability to create a name entry the way he sees fit? Why is he using the standard caller ID anyway? And if he was, wouldn’t it say, “cellular phone” or some mess…not her name. Ok, whatever, forget that — it may be different in different states — but still…he couldn’t name her phone entry “Grandma” or somethin? That’s like, Cell Phone 101: The Adventures of Dialing, Name Entry, Ringtones, and Beyond.
@Cheekie,
lol. Yeah he made some pretty amateur mistakes, like he’s never had a girlfriend or stepped out before so he never thought about what it’d take to get away with cheating. I kinda feel bad for him. That in itself seems embarassing.
@Monk,
I think a deeper issue is how dumb and irresponsible could he possibly be in thinking that he wouldn’t get caught.
And for someone as focused as he is on the golf course, it seems a little surprising (if not a whole lot)… I think he fell under the alluring spell of the God Complex… He thought he had become Zeus reincarnate and nothing could get to him. If anything, I believe that’s the bigger issue.
I personally like him as an athlete. He plays a sport that demands a lot of mental readiness/preparation/concentration and I can dig that. Throwing it all away on some random shet is as stupid and as dumb as it comes.
yeah……i, too, noticed that there were no black women in the bunch. not that i think there should have been, necessarily, but yeah, i find it…interesting…that out of all the hordes of women coming forth, they’re ALL white? what!?
ok, first of all, tiger’s wack, so it’s cool. but the fact that even in his wildest, most improper dreams, where he hopes (although, hm…that poor hope was in vain) that no one will find out, he’s still a whites only establishment? in all seriousness, i think dude’s got issues.
and it’s completely fine to have a preference–there is nothing really wrong with a black man being attracted to ATTRACTIVE white women. but where’s the attractive!? i mean, seriously, where is it at!??? no disrespect, but he was stretchin it when he married elin. but that was okay because she is definitely not a straight-up ugly woman and, more importantly, people should marry based on more than looks anyway. but when your SIDE PIECES–which i presume you are interested in only for your pleasure**–look like limp pieces of dish rag and the only physical attribute they have to make you proud is the porcelain skin, i gotta give you a side eye. i gotta do it.
and plus, tiger is wack, but i can’t even buy the argument that “oh…black women wouldn’t want him anyway.” um….tiger’s not cute physically. so it’s not like these random white guhs was just bubbling over at the thought of him. but at the same time, he’s a billionaire, so any woman could be able to look over a bunch of things to accomodate any show of interest he might display in her. so, in other words, it all equals out. the number of white women that would let him smash can’t be any higher than the number of black women or latin women that would (unless you account for morals, which i’m not doing), so that negruh just purposely voided out the ethnic girls.
i mean, that’s fine if that’s what you’re into. wit cho’ wack a*s.
but i just don’t get it. he could had it all…this fool really could have had it all….
**and again, i’m not saying that i WANT him to use black women only for his pleasure. i just find it odd that he doesn’t find black women pleasurable…
@charli skipper,
there is nothing really wrong with a black man being attracted to ATTRACTIVE white women. but where’s the attractive!? i mean, seriously, where is it at!??? no disrespect, but he was stretchin it when he married elin.
tiger is wack, but i can’t even buy the argument that “oh…black women wouldn’t want him anyway.” um….tiger’s not cute physically. so it’s not like these random white guhs was just bubbling over at the thought of him
Actually, white ppl find Elin to be some very very attractive chick. When I read comments on sites like the slate, all these people talk about is how gorgeous and lucky Tiger is to have Elin. I don’t get it, imho. Also, these same people also think that Tiger is very attractive, too. So, the white people love him.
@Deeds
Elin is not a good looking woman. Period. She’s one of those women who has some nice features but when you put the entire package together it looks cheap/off. It’s rude, and I know these are real people with real issues, but her looks alone are the reason I’m not surprised Tiger got bored.
@An Island,
I agree, but tell them 2520s that.
@charli skipper, Hold up! I think we’re looking at this all wrong. He’s not into white women, he’s into wait staff!!!!! His fantasy is to be with his hostess and waiter!
@charli skipper,
I think Elin is pretty. Then again, my taste in white women seems “off” from most black folks.
@Me fail english?,
Ok, nevermind. I didn’t even bother lookin at the pic at the top. If that’s how she usually looks, maybe she’s not quite as cute as I thought…
@Me fail english?
My problem, she’s good looking in the “my boy just ran into this girl at the supermarket” kinda way. But definitely not in a, “Come meet these women who finally got Tiger Woods and Derek Jeter to settle down” way. Yeah she may be thin and tall with a nice smile but you could walk down the streets of Manhattan right now and find thousands of them, shyt there are probably 100 white women just like her walking around Bryant Park right now. He has access to so many incredibly attractive, sweet, funny, accomplished whatever whatever women, and he picked that one? The girl who looks like every other au pair I’ve met in NYC and northern Jersey? He couldn’t vibe with any Christina Applegate or Megan Fox types? Heidi Klum ain’t got a younger sister?
I’m not at all surprised that Tiger doesn’t have a sista or any women of color in the line up. His infidelity and his preferences don’t surprise me one bit, Tiger’s a man. A very rich man at that… his not having a hoe stroll would be more surprising to me. About his preferences, I’m sure there are some black women in the circles he runs in – but probably not many, and probably not nearly as many as there are white chicks. And he just gives off the vibe of not really being around many black folk… so he has an affinity for white women. **shrugs** I been stopped thinking of Tiger as “black” anyway.
@pgh muse,
spoken like a true pittsburgher and sh*t
@The Champ, lmao… i don’ t know how to take that :-/
Just got back from Busboy & Poets. (What up St. Randy, I saw you on the couch talking to shorty with the sandy brown hair).
I don’t think there’s a deeper issue: He’s just a man with a billion dollars. Money only makes you more of who you are, or who you want to be. I think it’s too easy for people to look at someone like him and believe him to be some corny herb. When what lurks in him mind is being played out now that he is a billionaire athlete. Usually this is the same reason I laugh (hysterically—what up hater, LOL) when those ol’ india arie arse broads are knocking Beyonce (and women who resemble her); cause God knows if more of them looked liked that, there would be no market for cowry shell jewelry and hill harper books.
Tiger prefers white women: period. There may be underlying self-hate, but that’s something he has to deal with. Alone. Because I don’t really know anybody whose gonna ride for Tiger.
Tiger has stated that he is ‘caublanasian’ (whatever the f%^k that is); ironically, because his father was Black and his mother is Asian…where does the caucasian come from? Dude went out of his way to associate his heritage as a 2520. Truth is, I have a problem with that. However, that is my personal view. I have learned that people may define themselves as they choose (shrugs), even when there is no factual basis for this.
Sidebar: Remember we had a ‘debate’ during college involving someone who identified herself as ‘bi-racial’, however, said person was Black for the purposes of the NAACP scholarship she accepted? (Yeah, that was BULL*ISH!!)Before that moment, I couldn’t fathom someone doing something like that; however, experience has taught me harsh realities about people, notably people of color. We gotta get it together, cause it may seem like an individual issue, but it’s a self hate that seeps through the consciousness of our whole community.
I can’t front though, the Tiger story is intriguing because of the number of women that keep coming out (dude has a football roster). However, the revolutionary conspiracist in me must ponder why there is STILL little to no discussion of Rothlisberger’s rape trial–in contrast to the likes of Kobe, Ray Lewis, Mike Tyson, Michael Vick and any other person of color accused of anything. Third eye still open: lynchings with rhetoric instead of rope.
He’s wrong. He’s foul…but that’s between he and his family.
Scream at me…
Bond. BlkBond.
PS- Dude, you kickin’ it this weekend?
@BlkBond,
“PS- Dude, you kickin’ it this weekend?”
aww….it’s like that movie, “I Love You, Man.”
@BlkBond,
“Tiger has stated that he is ‘caublanasian’ (whatever the f%^k that is); ironically, because his father was Black and his mother is Asian…where does the caucasian come from? ”
If I remember correctly he said that his Dad had some Dutch ancestry, so that’s where the caucasian part came from…lol
@BlkBond, how are you talking about his self hate out of one side of your mouth, and then asserting that “Usually this is the same reason I laugh (hysterically—what up hater, LOL) when those ol’ india arie arse broads are knocking Beyonce (and women who resemble her); cause God knows if more of them looked liked that, there would be no market for cowry shell jewelry and hill harper books.” Seems like that statement is laced with self hate as well. Asserting that “broads” who look like like India Arie would feel better if they looked like bey is just as bad as what you’re accusing Tiger of.
@Lurker,
You should familiarize yourself with various parts of english writing. Notably, “tongue in cheek”….maybe that’s why it seems like this comment was from one side of my mouth (ugh. I am ill with this language). However, I don’t have all day to teach english or humor, so for you I will simply reply:
The india arie-Beyonce was a tongue in cheek reference between unattractive (Arie) and attractive (Beyonce); between cultural (Arie) and conformist (Beyonce); between (intelligent-thus the hill harper book reference) and (ignorance-the contrasting comparison, through this point Beyonce). I realize that attractive is subjective (look these words up if you need help lurker, lol), thus, the comment was tongue in cheek (for example, see t-lee an Me Fails reply) laced with sarcasm with a general overtone of irony.
If you don’t understand, you should ask for help.
You have been enlightened. You’re welcome
=)
Bond. BlkBond.
@BlkBond,
“hysterically – what up hater, LOL”
hurt?
@Me fail english?,
lol, no, just acknowledging a sector of my fan base.
Bond.
@BlkBond,
lol@ fan. Slow down, lil buddy. You dont post regularly enough for you to have an e-persona in my head. If anything, you’re still thinking bout what I posted last week.
And I appreciate it
@Me fail english?,
I just read what you said today. I went back to see if you reply. For future references: if the comment is later in the day, (esp on a Friday) I’m out. It had nothing to do with thinking about what you had to say.
I don’t have to post regular for you to be a fan, that’s evident in your comments today; however, I will enlighten you as well: my friend a blogger here. If/when we talk on the phone, in person, via email various topics come up which he then writes about and posts on his blog. When you reply on a blog that has resulted from social interactions that involve me, you are a fan.
You’re welcome.
Bond. BlkBond.
Burr!
@Bond,
lol@ this logic
So commenting on a blog (that I frequent, btw) about a hot topic means I’m a “fan” of some random stranger that may have commented on said topic…outside of the blog. I talked about Tiger last week here. Does that imply mutual fandom?
Even you dont think that makes sense.
…@ you didn’t see the reply. okay.
BRRR to you too sir.
@Me fail english?,
sigh. (laughs). OK, I’m going to number the steps for you to follow. I have something to do, so in advance I will be back later in case you need more attention. Ready? Here goes:
1. You are a fan because you commented on my shout out to my haters which I referenced you in part as a result of you criticism of my ‘hysterical’ laughter comments from last week. I saw your comment from last week today. Whether you believe that or not is irrelevant; the point is that you commented TODAY on MY comment.
Yet, that alone does not make you a fan because…
2. my friend (PJ) is a blogger on this site. I have known him since 97′. If you have ever read and commented on ANY of his blogs, posts, comments, etc. since 97 (laughs) then by far and large quite a few have resulted from social interactions (conversations, events, actions, emails, etc.) that have involved me, thus, making you a fan INDIRECTLY. (see how that works?)
Your comparison to speaking about Tiger last week is poor and illogical because: you have only spoken on Tiger in the context of the subject matter; in contrast to speaking on subjects, topics, blog posts that have involved conversations with me directly for several years (as noted by your comment that I did not post ‘regular’ enough) about various topics which DOES note fandom.
Thus, my conclusion makes perfect sense, ‘fan’. LOL!
You are welcome again. I’m here all week.
Bond. BlkBond.
AYE!
@Bond,
LOL. GTFOHWTBS. Like I said, even you dont think that makes sense. “I talked about rel’ships in’97, now she’s talking about rel’ships. She must be a fan.” Stop it. I could just as easily make up some long-winded BS about PJ’s posts being partially inspired by the convos I take part in all the time here.
I’m guessing a lot of ppl call you on the lameness of your “hysterical” laughter (I’m not surprised), the only interesting thing I can pull from these drama queen cries for attn you’re posting.
I’ll answer my own original question:
“Yes, hurt.”
@Me fail english?,
Are you slow or do you just read that way?
I didn’t respond in references to convos from 97′ I noted my connection through the blogger since 97.
If you tried to make the long winded connection b/w PJ’s post being inspired by your own conversations it would also be irrelevant and stupid because he doesn’t know you outside of this blog! If he did, and he posted blogs based on your conversation, then that assert would actually be logical and hold merit, but it doesn’t.
Do you understand? If you don’t just ask for help (LOL!!!)
Of COURSE you would resort to answering your own question because you have been thoroughly trashed here with every reply I have provided. Your ignorance has been exposed.
Usually, I would simply ignore you (or other posters), but today I felt like making examples out of someone and sure enough, you and Lurker stepped up to volunteer. The post was on Tiger, but you two went out of your way to comment on other parts of what I wrote. Damn, I got fans everywhere, lol. Everything I have said makes perfect sense and is well supported via example and explanation. Get your game up or go play with someone you can handle.
“I can’t even stomach myself. Ulcer!”
LOL, LMAO, LMBAO…hysterically
Bond. BlkBond.
@Bond,
OMG! I feel like I’m being violently assaulted by the lesser known, less talented, third Murphy brother. Talking about “I seen you laughing at Eddie and Charlie’s shows. I know you must be a fan of mine” lol. I’m sorry sir, but who the fcuk are you? Seriously.
I can’t decide if you’re stubborn or slow the way you persist in this nonsensical line of “reasoning”.
You’ve played yourself all up and through here. Iknow this recession got folks all questioning their worth now so if it makes your day, please go ahead and write me another crying ass novel on the rantings of an insecure man and why I must be a fan of everyone PJ’s ever spoken to. Womp, womp!
P.S. You’re either truly hurt and it’s showing in your typing or… But in any event, anyone that uses phrases like “that assert would be…” or “in references…” to expose ignorance (irony, eh?) has nothing for me.
Lights out for you.
@Me fail english?,
There it is, the ultimate white flag: the ad hominem argument. Thanks for participating loser, LOL!
I’ve answered every nonsensical excuse you can come up with today. I even used extra time to explain the things your small mind could not comprehend (why you are a fan), this is the THANKS I get?!?! LOL!!!
In my rush to educate, enlighten, and entertain, I had some typos; I will take my typos over you dumb logic and poor arse arguments anyday.
Everything I said, made sense, I provided explanation. Just because I won’t let you win, is no reason to throw a fit. Better luck next time. Just hope next time is with someone you can actually win a debate with, try the nickelodeon site (shrugs).
Bond. BlkBond.
@BlkBond,
“waah, waah, waah”
The ultimate white flag would have to be ignoring the entire post in favor of addressing the post-script.
I can’t even take credit for embarrassing you. You did it yourself with that grab for e-fame (really tho? not even real fame, but e-fame? What’s that make you? Like the Fonzworth Bentley of the internet??) riding the coattails of one of your buddies.
So…thanks for that! Enjoyed the show.
@Me fail english?,
You didn’t embarrass me love, only yourself with you poor intelligence.
In the past I have ignored posters, but then I thought they may take my silence as nullification, so I have decided that from this point forward I will respond and expose lame psuedo-intellectual such as yourself.
Coattails? I have my own following (30+ readers), and I just started writing a few months ago. This isn’t ‘what I do’, yet: I. DO. THIS. ugh.
You’re welcome again. I’m here all week. Your passive-aggressive undertones and reverse psyche won’t defer me kiddo, lol.
Bond.
@Bond,
Whoa. If there’s one thing I’m not it’s passive aggressive. I’ve directly addressed you anytime I had something to say.
then again, if you’re delusional enough to think you have fans on vsb you may be misconstruing smthg I said elsewhere. Either that or the concept of passive aggression eludes you. Methinks the latter.
Pseudointellectual? But you decry ad hominem as a “white flag”? Whose really in over his head here?
BWAHAHAHA@ 30+ readers. You should’ve just lied and made up a higher number.
And I’d rather be anyone’s fan than PJ’s groupie/entourage or whatever category you and that third Murphy brother fall into!
@Me fail english?,
You stupidity precedes you: my followers are on my website/blog that I just started. Ironic, because I have more than some of your friends (with blogs) who post on this site. “I ain’t even trying!” LOL…
I should charge you tuition: the ad hominem argument is a white flag because you attack the person rather than the argument. You were defeated via the argument so like the typical loser, you began to dissect parts about my reply (typos) that had nothing to do with what were were discussing. This is equivalent to:
Me: ..and that is why your argment does not make sense, thus making you stupid.
You: So, you misspelled that word!
Yeeeaaaah.
I’m PJ’s friend-nothing more nothing less. I post on the site occasionally.
You, on the other hand have already noted that you are a ‘regular’. Whose REALLY the groupie??! LOL…stop, you’re only making it worst for yourself…..LMAO!!!
It huuuurts!!! (que 50)
Bond.
@Me fail english?,
Behold! A study in both insecurity and idiocy.
Hey brain surgeon, in calling me a “pseudointellectual” you engaged in the very same ad hominem you just called white flag. I didn’t need someone who finds simple things like “reverse psychology” or “passive aggression” to explain ad hominem.
You must be truly butthurt because your arguments, are surprisingly, making less sense than ever. I’m guessing since the rest of my post zipped WAY above your head you’re going to ignore that part.
Me: So by your logic, I must be a fan of Eddie Murphy’s brother, because I liked raw?
Bond: err….uh…stupid!
“My stupidity precedes [me]…”? lol, I’d love to hear why you think this may make your case for being smarter than me (since you’re reading this post in present tense). Remember, you’re on your own side of this argument. Figured I’d point this out as you seem somewhat confused.
@Me fail english?, @BlkBond – hey what’s up with you guys in here??? No need to be insulting peeps up in here… While I enjoy a good debate any day of the week, y’all hitting below the belt.. Can’t all us VSS’s and VSB’s get along?????
@BKSweetheart,
lol. Sorry, I know this has to be annoying. I’m only here til 5pm though, I promise!
@Me fail english?,
last lesson for today:
1. You are a pseudo intellectual for you inability to deliver clear, concise and logical argument without resulting to petty insults AFTER you have been exposed. You would get more credit if this was done before.
2. The Murphy brother comparison was lame. It didn’t merit a response, but I will indulge you for your last lesson of today: In your analogy, the third brother is linking the ‘fandom’ based on the premise that the individual is watching his two brothers perform.
Here, I am basing your fandom (as enumerated earlier, but I know you are slow) on the fact that you commented off topic to my post and that you comment on my friends blog-when my friends often writes about posts which I inspire directly (through conversation, email, text, etc.) or indirectly (as a result of actions, events, etc. that have taken place involving me). Get it? Of course not, you’re slow. LOL.
I could list millions of reasons why I’m smart than you, however, today we will stick to the fact that I can make a logical argument, defend it, dissect my opponent’s argument, and explain why.
Class is over. See you tomorrow.
Bond
@Me fail english?,
You didn’t ruffle me lame. I addressed you then intellectually undressed you.
Nothing was passive aggressive. All of your responses were answered: in a clear and logical manner often accompanied by an explanation for instances when you tried to detract by either changing topics of shifting focus. Pathetic.
You would want me to take a vacay after today wouldn’t you…? Eh, maybe. But I just felt like destroying something, today it was you (shrugs).
Bond.
@BKSweetheart,
Really I’m done. I think she’s had enough. I will educate and enlight (while entertain you all) one last time. Check the debate above, it’s all noted: I made a comment on the topic. Two idiots go far left and comment on things inside of my comments rather than on the topic itself! I decided to address them. If you look at my previous posts, usually I just laugh and keep it moving, but I’ve decided that it only gives these people the belief that they have ‘won’, so from this point forth I will be making examples out of them. Maybe then, they will get the picture.
Bond.
@BlkBond,
Bird ass ninja, I aint mean to ruffle you.
Now this is passive agression (since it’s clear from your earlier post you don’t “get it”)!
LOL@ I’m tired of being picked on at the blog playground! I’ll show those chumps who’s boss!
Between that and keeping track of my “e-friends’” blog traffic I think someone is due for their loony pills. Or at least an extended vacay from the net.
@BlkBond,
I don’t think there’s a deeper issue: He’s just a man with a billion dollars. Money only makes you more of who you are, or who you want to be.
**the prevailing word world outreach center in new castle, pa**
@BlkBond,
C/s. Yep. What he said.
@BlkBond,
Money only makes you more of who you are, or who you want to be
Shout out to David Ruffin….anywho, great post.
@Madame Zenobia,
you up on the temptations eh…
@BlkBond,
“Ain’t nobody coming to see you Elin!”
yes sir, I am.
@Madame Zenobia,
LOL!! I think I might watch that movie tonight.
So the VSBs and the VSSs have inspired me.
I’m gonna pitch this to a couple folks I know in the Social Psych program and see if we can put together a study looking at people who exclusively date outside their race and see if it correlates with a negative attitude/ negative perceptions of their own race. The value of the research is justified as an inquiry into racial identity. I think there would be enough interest to get a pilot study approved.
Hell. There might already be research out there on this topic already. I’mma check up on it.
‘Preciate the academic inspiration.
@Shay,
damn. vsb actually inspiring people to do good in the world. i’m verklempt and sh*t. i think im gonna call my momma
@The Champ,
Real talk, I would have never even thought about this as a research question to look at without the site.
Like I’ve said before, since my geographic relocation to DC, interracial dating has taken on different connotations in the eyes of those around me and how they react to me. It really is strange to me. Down south, it was never this damn complicated. It was a ‘you cute and you can keep up in a conversation… imma keep talkin’ and see where this goes’ sort of thing.
I really never thought about the ‘greater social implications’ of my interracial relationships until going to Howard.
I just can’t understand excluding an entire race of women from your dating pool, or in Tiger’s case, date exclusively one race. Seems silly to me.
Yes, he had in in him. How do we know? ‘Cause he’s had it in everybody else.
@Sunny,
Badda bing.
@Sunny,
welcome and sh*t
@Sunny,
POW!
Bond.
@Sunny,
The jokes just keep writing themselves. Lol!
@Sunny,
Are you here all week?
This comment needs a two drink minimum…lol
We’re all kinda saying the same thing so far.
See my Twitter for a different take.
Anyways, yeah…it is wild as hell. No sisters, no East Asians, no bad *ss Indians, no juicy Latinas…this fool is about 110% vanilla beans.
All the fantasies he could jump off with that cream: three-screws with lactation; smut out Halle Berry for S and giggles; walk in a video shoot, point to three random vixens, curl his finger and walk out….
Even the particular 2520 chicks he could get away with shagging if he was in the mood to. There’s nuff bona fide cutie pies among their ranks his rod and staff could comfort at the 19th hole.
Ron Jeremy could have nothing on him.
But he clearly lacks imagination. As do many people that get wild paper like that.
And I will not be the guy to say “Oprah got cans!”@Stuff Ghetto People Like, I totally agree with you. You’d figure a married kat with a billion would sample as much as he can whenever he can. His fantasies must all consist of a white chick with D-size cans(Fake or Real) C’mon Tiger is still a guy some I hope he tapped a really really light skinned chick and she married or something or is too embarrased to come forward.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
I think the GFE plays a part in this. In his mind, he may visualize many of them as his girlfriends. I was reading about his liaisons with one of the women where he watched movies and ate ice cream before it jumped off. Usually with a jump off….it just jumpsoff (shrugs).
He’s not a guy who has a real rank and file (numerically), but rather prioritizes based on the needs of his women. How else can you explain a Billionaire who is going raw with a hooters girl?
Bond.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
But he clearly lacks imagination.
indeed. great point.
although…….i do think it’s a damned if he do, damned if don’t type of situation. because if he had been cheating with black chicks i would be Offended (with a capital O). cuz then i would feel like, “oooooooooooooooooh. so we good enough to screw, but not good enough to marry? or even acknowledge in public!? oh. mmhmm. ok.”
i still find his selection of women strange and unsavory though.
I’m not suprised by the number of women, more than the fact that alot have come come forward. Why? I’m disspointed in the type of women he chose though, I mean come on. The dude is a billionaire, and most of the women he chose look like they would sell him out at the drop of the dime. None of them have a stitch of class, dude might as well gone to get him a poper hooker, atleast they would have kept their mouths shut.
Athletes cheat all the time, thsoe guys probably hav a diffeent women everyday, so the amou nt doesn’t suprise me. Infact I’m expectinga whole lot more to come out now that the trend has started. But, with regards to them all being white, I am dissapointed, but more so beacuse I just don’t understand. I think black women are hot and sexy, why would a guy consistenly only choose white women?! W.T.F?!
That being said, i saw it on some black gossip site -probably medaiatakeout( pls don’t judge me) lol. But he has dated a black girl, it seems like her friend outed her, but she isn’t really talking and it’s been long over, so i don’t know…
@mateosmuse,
I think black women are hot and sexy, why would a guy consistenly only choose white women?! W.T.F?!
theres more of them to choose from and its easier
@The Champ, easier to do what? they’re aren’t easy black women out there ready & willing to bang a celebrity?
@Miss Patterson,
they’re aren’t easy black women out there ready & willing to bang a celebrity?
there are more white women. maybe 4 or 5 times more. and, when you factor tiger’s probable circle, that number jumps to maybe 50 or 100
@The Champ, DANGIT. i meant “there aren’t…” i blame the brandy.
Like others have previously mentioned, I am not suprised that he cheated. However, to find out he cheated with 10 women, my jaw almost hit the ground. That is a hot damn bubbling mess! Its bad enough that he’s stepping out on his wife, whom he chose to marry, but to go in raw!!! Can someone please remind this man of the STD’s (renamed STI’S) that are swimming around out there. In addition to things like crabs, that you can get from just bumping uglies..condom or no condom.
I’m glad none of the jump offs were black, especially knowing the way the media works. They probably would have exclusively focused on her, and based on what Tiger was choosing, she might of had all of us shaking our heads like “WHY?!”.
Like mention in the post, I’m sure his wife knew of his extra marital affairs, but stayed with him in the name of endorsements. As long as the story didn’t break, she wouldn’t have to deal with embarrassment. She probably whooped on him, not because he cheated,but because the jump off had evidence. While yelling “you idiot, how do you manage to leave a trail!” Well, at least the attention is mostly focused on him having an issue: instead of her being the one lacking in capabilities.
#2009faillist tiger tiger woods yall!!!
@YoungBelizeanLady,
Well, at least the attention is mostly focused on him having an issue: instead of her being the one lacking in capabilities.
please expound and sh*t
@The Champ,
Basically if he had cheated on her with one or two other women, people would automatically speculate. Well maybe the wife isn’t putting it down in the bedroom. But because he was obsessive with it, getting his freak on with 10 or so other women, then it seems like he has his own sexual baggage (not being able to “cage that tiger”). Therefore, most of the attention is focused on him.
Jesus, Mary, JoJo and K-Ci! I for one am glad there wasn’t a sista amongst the bunch, we get enough bad press as it is.
He’s the worst kind of cheater there is. He’s just been using his genitalia as a frisbee and tossing it to any broke down chick that’ll catch it. AND he’s been going raw? I smell a possible STD in the future.
@Jade (not a prOn) Star,
Why in the future, who says ol’ boy doesn’t have 1 right now.
@Jade (not a prOn) Star, STD and paternity test. I predicted the paternity test even before I knew he was going raw.
My cousin is light skinned, has a white momma and only dates white girls. Never seen him with a black chick…ever. If given the opportunity he’d probably tap one(i seriously doubt it) but it’s never been done. I say this because most black chicks find my cousin attractive but once he starts talking and the stuff he talks about he comes across as the whitest black dude. Sistas do not like corny ninjas and Tiger comes across as a corny ninja. Maybe he know he’s a corny ninja and what would happen to his ego is a fine sista was like no Tiger, you nasty ain’t you married??!!! Let’s be real, Tiger has really long bread and the company he keeps is all white. That’s all they probably talk about is white chicks and oh her cans are so f*cking huge and what not. He’s the big dog of his circle and he can’t get clowned for bagging no brown chick when everybody he consorts with is white.
@GainesvilleGreen,
See, last week in Champ’s post I touched upon smthg similar. But like somebody said up top, not even a more “ethnic” white girl? Not a persian in the bunch? You know Persians love them some golf! (actually I dont know that but there gotta be a couple
)
@Me fail english?, “You know Persians love them some golf! (actually I dont know that but there gotta be a couple
)”
I don’t know why this made me laugh so much.
Who knew? Tiger is really a Cheetah. SMH
@Da Iceman,
Who knew? Tiger is really a Cheetah.
LOL….that was cute.
@Da Iceman,
clever sir. With the font of some of the people on this board, I think we could finish this treatment I have for submission to ICM and CAA…
Bond.
18–this is the number of wanches that my BFF and I figure will come out the woodwork before this is all over.
Riddle me this, we were discussing this last night, and the question came up, “If you’re a side chick to a side chick, why would you come out and let ther world know?” I mean side chick #1 stands to get the most money for her story, so all these other random trollops are just coming out to get their 13 seconds of fame for nothing. Stay in your lane 304′s.
Have you noticed that all the broads look alike? I mean not just 2520 and blonde, but I think they all favor one another, like a bunch of relatives or something.
oh yeah PJ you asked
But what the hell do you do when you’ve supported somebody for so long who’s made it clear that they really don’t want no parts of you?
Um…I wasn’t supporting that kat. While his athletic achievements were comment worthy, I can’t exactly say I’ve been a supporter. Especially after those “cablanasian (sp?) comments. You made that bed, lie in it buddy boy.
@miss t-lee, agreed I was never a Tiger supporter.
@miss t-lee,
“Um…I wasn’t supporting that kat. While his athletic achievements were comment worthy, I can’t exactly say I’ve been a supporter. Especially after those “cablanasian (sp?) comments. You made that bed, lie in it buddy boy.”
Word. I mean, when the Tiger hoopla was first born, I had that “A Nicca Dominated a White Sport!” initial euphoria , but since I can’t stand golf (tell me how it’s a spectator’s sport, again? Zzzzzz…) I can’t say I truly supported him. And then, yes, that stupid comment sealed the deal. Made me not only give him the side-eye, but turn sideways while doing so.
Although most sistas will think he’s corny as hell, funny lookin with big teeth, he is still a billionaire and that would cancel out a whole lot of ish. So, him dating only fugly white women because sistas won’t doesn’t sound right. He obviously has a complex, but I am soo not surprised at his choice on women.
@Deeds, I agree. There are a lot of minority women out here with student loans who want to take advantage of this buyer’s market. Those women could look past the corny factor. In fact, had he gotten with the right one, she would thoughtfully introduce him to the world of things Black and Brown. But he didn’t want that.
“I’ve often views Tiger as that uber-goofy doofball who you’d point and laugh at…”
“I know that’s an odd angle to take with this, but really, it lends me to believe that he really doesn’t f*ck with Black people at all.”
I think most black people share your same view on Tiger, and could you really blame him?
BTW, I think you just gave Tiger his “Get Out Of Jail Free” card with the “He basically kept banging his wife with wigs on” spin.
@D-weezy,
I think most black people share your same view on Tiger, and could you really blame him?
good point
I can name ten dudes I know in ten seconds that would run raw in Oprah. (not me). Its Oprah. She is bigger than the Google. You aint seen that Chappelle sketch?
@Deviant,
I can name ten dudes I know in ten seconds that would run raw in Oprah.
name em
@The Champ,
Well, maybe not raw (she’s gone thru the change of life by now, not so much to gain by going bare).
@Me fail english?,
LMAO!
@Me fail english?,
youre right. in that case the number is zero.
*sigh*I bet Tiger don’t even like mixed drinks…ol pancake platter with a side of basic 2520 ussy-pay ordering azz ninja….I bet Tiger wouldn’t know what to do with some brown round n-t-way!!!
@Nikkisix,
This is hilarious!! LOL
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Hmhh. This dude was socialized to NOT identify with his Blackness. You think it was a fluke that he came up with Caublinasian? No small child came up with that shyt. That’s some mess his father told him. He probably whispered in Tiger’s ears to not ever bring no ‘darkies’ home. And I’m FINE with that. This dude is just making up for all those lost years when he was playing golf and all the other HS and college boys were running up in Becky, Melissa, and Katy.
I would also add that had his mother had a stronger personality, he would come out the same way because SHE wasn’t socialized like most Black women her age were socialized. This is often a problem when Black(ish) men have babies with non-Black women. Those women socialize those kids they way they were socialized. It’s easier to teach the kids that they are bi-racial than for the mother (whose typically responsible for socializing them), to admit her ass doesn’t know jack about being Black…In…America (worse ‘documentary ever). And if daddy doesn’t step in and remind the kids that when they leave the house, they’re going to be seen as Black, their heads get shook when they have to come to that realization on their own. Upon that realization, they will either embrace or rebuke the Black blood.
@Ms. Smart,
so basically this is all earl’s fault?
@The Champ, It’s Earl’s fault. And I would go back and look @ his parents too.
@Ms. Smart,
I agree. I think this is an underrated element of choosing a partner: socialization of the children. On point as always lady…
Bond.
@Ms. Smart,
You think it was a fluke that he came up with Caublinasian? No small child came up with that shyt. That’s some mess his father told him.
Greeeeat point. I hadn’t even thought about that but you’re 100% correct – no child would come up with that on their own.
…wondering why my comment was held for moderation…
@Ms. Smart,
I think VSB is screenin’ folks to see if they’re one of Tiger’s hos.
@Cheekie, *sigh* Humh! IF I was one, I’d be a whore, not a ho, because I’d be on the major come up. Wouldn’t be no types of ‘snatch for free’. NOT that I would be a side piece. But IF I was, I’d be a wealthy one.
@Ms. Smart,
*Sophia Voice* He ain’t worth it, he ain’t worth it…
lol
….just when I thought it was over…*sigh*…I’m of the “could care less” camp, carry on
@Smiley Face,
Agree..
You and I both are of the “could care less ” camp.
@Smiley Face,
Yes ma’am!
Re: The Interchangeable Blondes- Lotsa regla dudes cheat with same or lower level chicks. This is one of the cardinal sins of love. Have the
indecency to make your woman say, I can see why he’d wanna hit that. Hell, I mighta considered a 3… bnrRe: Being Enablers- It’s what we do. Run round, adamantly supportin’ some ol’ bs ninja foolishnes. Especially in our own families. Uncle’s girlfriend invited to family function and Auntie gotta know they ain’t just co-workers! But we shuck n jive n carry on. Why wouldn’t we do the same w/ our celebs?
Re: His Black Awareness – I just know he ain’t enjoyed the aspects of the Black Experience that many of us have. So I’m expecting him to lack a common ground. Life for him pretty much seems to have been a crystal stair… But I’d love to entertain evidence of the self hate so I can get what folks are getting at with it. Wanting to acknowledge that his mama nem Asian ain’t proof enough for me.
Re: His ‘Spunk’ – (Too easy) But what I didn’t think Tiger had in him are these nasssty voicemails I keep hearing tale of. My fave so far was sumthin like, “Girl, I’ma wear you out.” Cuz me no believe him!!!
Oh and VSB P, that most beautifulest, wonderfullest thing on the planet comment should give you license to rub on all the Black women booty you like today without catchin a case…
@bittersweet’s baby,
Oh and VSB P, that most beautifulest, wonderfullest thing on the planet comment should give you license to rub on all the Black women booty you like today without catchin a case…
and i can’t???
@The Champ,
Hmm… I’ll allow you to palm one cheek per chick for the rest of the day.
I had a conversation in NY about this. The premise was simple, my GF’s friends were disappointed he ain’t cheat UP. Them some basic broads.
Someone said it upthread, get imaginative. Head in first class with two hoez. Chexual gymnastics with an actual gymnast with actual floor exercise equipment. Eat sushi off some broad. Make some broads wrestle, naked, in a big pool of pudding. Walk into the Miss Universe jawn and grab you one of the baddest women in the planet.
I also read an article that golf has major groupies so it’s not just the NFL and NBA. Another one mention one of them chicks was a high class pimpstress. She got Tiger the hoes for a fee. That sound like a bidness plan Stank-0 can believe in.
As for his wife…uh…she’s not that attractive either. The pics that keep poppin up are not kind. If a picture is worth a thousand words, her pictures say one: ugmo. I’m out.
@Stank-0, not even basic but SKANKS would be a better term looking for a come up LLS
it’s one thing to have a racial preference and only “date” one race.
but to only have secks with one race is completely different.
u mean to tell me…that tiger woods…international superstar….is known by the heaux’z around the world world and is only givin the bizniz to white chicks? sounds fishy to me.
also, in regards to his selection of women…someone on twitter pointed out that when celebrities hook up with folks they’re generally hookin up with folks in their small circle of ppl. everywhere you go you gotta eat, so he comes in contact with these regular lookin waitresses and probably feels a lot more comfortable than tryin to cheat with somebody of his stature. cuz let’s be honest, if any of these chicks came forward before with no evidence, there’s no way in h3ll we’d believe any of them were gettin knocked down by tiger woods.
@chasdizz,
also, in regards to his selection of women…someone on twitter pointed out that when celebrities hook up with folks they’re generally hookin up with folks in their small circle of ppl.
i think this is a point people are overlooking. if you’re gonna cheat, you’re probably not going to be out scouring the earth for women to cheat with. you’ll probably end up just boning whats easy and accessible
@chasdizz,
This is my new favorite word: heaux’z. I’m stealing it post-haste.
@Stank-0,
That was pretty awesome
well Tabby cat doesn’t consider himself black, dude went out of his way to come up with some off the wall term to describe his ethinicity instead of just saying blasian LLS, but we all know his black a$$ would be serving massa like of the rest of us back in the slave days….. he not much of a Tiger either coming form a certified Tigress LOL.
I don;t like him nor do I have any sympathy for him and he not built for a sistah anyway, something like Kobe in that manner, SQUARE and LAME!
LLS
@OrangeStar616,
“his black a$$ would be serving massa like of the rest of us back in the slave days”
Untrue!
He coulda been building railroads. ahaha
@Me fail english?, naw he woulda been too brown for that crew LLS
My daily prayer for the last few weeks has been “Lord, let there NOT be someone that looks like me among the line-up”.
I am GLAD there are no women of color on the list (yet). Our reputation needs rebuilding anyway and once one of us comes out to say he hit it raw too, the media will take a whole different spin on that one lady. I understand how messed up it might be, but I think we should not be throwing insults his way about his choice of women, I say he can keep his promiscuity in the community he has chosen. This is not something to feel slighted over AT ALL. He has done us a big favor.
I do sympathize with his wife because this is just a big mess. I know he is human but I think he is one of those people that should wait out marriage till they have gotten immature crap like this out of their system. He is selfish and does not understand the notion that a good name is way better than riches.
I like to think God is not unjust at all, all these married folk that go before God to exchange vows and then act like your tail is still single; remember that everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner (African saying).
@laughable,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
I find a lot of these comments really interesting. Seems like most people have issues with Tiger not acknowledging or not accepting the fact that he’s Black. I’m curious to know why everyone is so shocked by that or feels like he needs to claim his” blackness.”
Tiger’s father didn’t marry a Black a woman and that was probably his primary male role model. Tiger was groomed to be a golf star since he was about 4 years old which probably kept him in golf tournaments, country clubs, pro shops and illuminati meetings. I’m not sure how many Black women you’re gonna find growing up in the golf circuit. Tiger went to Stanford and played golf. Tiger’s friends probably played golf and they probably dated girls who liked guys that played golf or at the very least led a “golf” lifestyle (whatever that is). All I’m saying is that when and where was he supposed to grow this appreciation for Black women when he was obviously so far removed from most cultural aspects of the Black community??
I’m also confused as to why people feel like Tiger or anyone of mixed race needs to embrace either race more than the other. I think that’s a very personal decision that should be acknowledged but not judged. What Tiger claims he is racially really doesn’t affect the community or myself. It seems like often in the Black community, we tend to focus on external things way too much. Seems like we often take what other people do, what other people wear, what other people say and the ways that other people live their lives and project that onto ourselves in order to give us either meaning, a perspective or just a gauge for us to judge our own lives against. I think that’s dead wrong. Seems like the right thing to do would be to gain knowledge of self and project that onto others in the hopes that more people would do the same. Maybe after doing that we would see that public perception is a weapon used to try and keep our actions in line with societal norms (whatever those are). I’m not saying that fidelity is a societal norm that shouldn’t be adhered to, I’m just saying how do we know that infidelity isn’t?
I think our own reactions to Tiger’s preferences and indiscretions should be examined to figure out what it says about us instead of trying to figure out what Tiger’s actions say about him.
@A. Supertramp,
Who’s shocked he didn’t claim his blackness? As for feeling like he should claim his blackness, well that’s cause he’s part black. I’d feel the same way about a white person claiming to be Asian or a woman pretending to be male. I don’t think that says much about me at all. You may disagree.
As for living a “golf lifestyle”, in his Dad alone (plus the fact that he grew up in Cali) he seems to have grown up around more blacks than Obama. So while it makes perfect sense that he doesnt act stereotypically black, his vehement denial that he is “not black” (his words, not mine) dont seem easily explained just by his upbringing and sports preferences.
Growing up in a diverse place I call ppl whatever they like (even if I dont understand it). And I can even sympathize with somebody being pissed that half their heritage is being marginalized just cause they “look dark-skinned”. But what’s telling to me (given our history) is that there are people who dismiss the idea that even part of his motivation to tell people he’s not black comes from a desire to assimilate/pass.
As far as our preoccupation with his indiscretions: we’re nosy and bored. What else are we going to use for light-hearted, water cooler banter?
@A. Supertramp,
welcome and sh*t. and, if you live up to your name, count on an invite to the vsb bbq
@A. Supertramp,
I’m also confused as to why people feel like Tiger or anyone of mixed race needs to embrace either race more than the other.
I am also confused at that. But the generic answer I get is that “I can’t understand because I am not American”… so I have stopped wondering.
@A. Supertramp, I don’t think anyone is saying “Tiger MUST acknowledge and parade around his blackness like a f*cking medal of honor” – it’s not that. But to so vehemently DENY his blackness is quite baffling. Especially when he LOOKS black. Yeah he might has semi-chinky eyes and wavy hair but overall, if he wasn’t some preppy a** uppity golf playing billionaire douche, he would just be that n*gga with chinky eyes and good hair. There’s a million of those walking around the hood. Not to mention, with all his fame, accomplishments and accolades, by default, he’s great role model to young black folks. But he’s stated he doesn’t identify himself as black, so it’s kind of slap in the face to the very people that look up to him because they don’t know any better. It’s pretty disgusting actually.
I’m biracial and most people I meet these days always assume I’m hispanic or indian or middle eastern or some other sh*t. Everything BUT black. When I say I’m half black folks are shocked because I have moreso “european” features (i guess). But never once in my life have I claimed to be anything other than black. I won’t even mention the mixed part unless I’m asked. Because I can go around claiming to be multiracial or multiethnic or Armenian or whatever the f*ck i want but 2520 America will forever see me as non white. Plain and simple. So no need in playing myself. Kinda like Obama, he identifies himself as a black man but at the same time during his campaign he refuse to run as the “black candidate” because he didn’t want to be typecasted
There’s a difference between acknowledging blackness and parading it around and caving into stereotypical behavior because that’s what you think people want to see (i.e. cooning) – No one is saying Tiger has to be out there drinking 40′s and doing the cabbage patch and running man when he gets a hole in one…. He can be just as stiff and corny whitebread as he wants to be, but just don’t sh*t on the very people who look up to you and idolize you by denying you have anything in common with them.
@BKSweetheart,
“Tiger has to be out there drinking 40’s and doing the cabbage patch and running man when he gets a hole in one”
*DEAD**DEAD*DEAD*
Nobody wants MeFail to keep her job
Sidenote: I think if you called yourself “Blackmenian” or “Armefrican-American” it would sound MORE sinister than black. hahaha
@Me fail english?,
My 15 year old nephew calls himself a Blaxican. It kills me errytime.
@miss t-lee,
yes!!!! blaxican!!!!!!!!!!!! that’s ME!!!!!!!!!!!
altho really i preferred to be called a colored.
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean ,
Colored huh?
Between you and my nephew I would stay giggling.
*Everytime I heard 2520′s round my way still say that I look at them like they have a third eye…lol
@Me fail english?,
Lol @ Armefrican-American.
@Me fail – LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Imma have to use that one lol
I only have this to say about that dude…
Why do we care about who that cat is banging? Why does it matter he only likes white bread?
I’ve nevr understood the obsession with the affairs of people we don’t know. Evene if I knew that cat I think I’d care for probly a day or so.
@Deviant,
Why do we care about who that cat is banging? Why does it matter he only likes white bread?
what else would we blog about and sh*t?
@The Champ,
um uh whether or not Agent Zero’s kids are really Shaq’s kids
@Deviant,
cold blooded
Now Shaq is a sloppy ass cheater. I stay hearing about his trysts.
@Deviant,
A man after my own heart. Lol!
I kind of exclude Tiger from anything Black. I’ve know white dudes that were more Black than him as far as culture. It’s kind of crazy how all the women look the same that he allegedly cheated with. With a name like Eldrick I can’t believe his pops didn’t have him around any of his family members. I think that dude doesn’t mess with Black women or Black folks in general because he never has. I think he is no different than a 2520. I read a few posts that say Black women were never feeling him. I think that may be true for the average Black chic. But what about the super ambitious Black chic that swear they can never find a Black man. Isn’t Tiger what they want?
@Humble_One,
With a name like Eldrick I can’t believe his pops didn’t have him around any of his family members
lol, you’re right that eldrick woods (with a daddy named “earl”) is about as country negro as a name that you’ll find. on name alone he sounds like the guy passing out t-shirts in front of the pavilion at the woods’ family reunion in gary
Well my brother’s old classmate. She used to go to the golf course w/ her dad. This was back in the day. Black girl brick house good girl too. Tiger stepped to her. Mind you they was like mid teens n stuff. He was all, “do you know who I am?” So maybe Tiger is like WHYT B!CHS how come you look so good WHYT …
Oh yeah & why do we support any of the bad famous people? Barry, Marrion or Carter, Sean. The list can go on & on & on (beyond color lines @ that)
@WuDaMan, Did you see the documentary on Marion Barry???
and or know the WHOLE story on the former Mayor?
Not saying he is saint, but know the whole deal before mentioning Mr.Barry, he’s a choir boy compared to alot of folk in politics, power etc!
@OrangeStar616,
Is that the one that came on HBO? I heard about that…but keep missing it. My fault for never watching live TV unless I’m on vacation.
And what did Jay-Z do? lol
@Me fail english?,
I’m just saying Media always spoutin off some dirt somebody is doing & yet boycotts n bad news letters go undone. Maybe nobody is fighting to do what’s right maybe people are just fighting to justify their doing wrong.
@WuDaMan, folk in the wrong always try to justify, it eases the conscience LOL
@OrangeStar616, I’m not talking about the offender’s reaction. I’m talking about us as bystanders. Listening and being more sensitive to the offender and not the offended.
@WuDaMan,
I hear you. That’s what pissed me off about the R. Kelly trial. It’s one thing if you thought he was innocent, but there were people on tv, the internet etc. who assumed him guilty and were more upset at the media tryna “take a black man down” than him pissing on a child.
@WuDaMan, true but thats just ignorance, like Me Fails classic example LOL…..
@Me fail english?, yes, that two white folk from Maryland put togther, it was very nicely done, a balanced view of the man for a change, lending itself to some of the why’s in how that man has been portrayed and harrassed even over the years.
It could also be that the Side Hos of Color (SHOC) know how to play their positions. If you gonna be a side ho, be one, and don’t be callin’ press conferences, writing books n sh!t. Also, since when is it hot on the streets to be the side ho. If I was one, I wouldn’t want my mama and my pastor to know about it – all on TV talmbout, “Me and Tiger had sex in a church parking lot.” GTFOH!
@Yonnie3k, thats those none women of color for ya LLS!!!
@Yonnie3k,
“since when is it hot on the streets to be the side ho. ”
For some married, weathly, powerful, famous men…that’ll ALWAYS be hot in the streets.
It’s Tiger right now, soon it’ll be another kat.
…the side ho ain’t going nowhere…ever.
“NOT ONE BLACK CHICK, TIGER????”
In all honesty, they can have him! I mean, like you said, he is a doofball and furthermore the nicca can’t even claim his blackness. Us sistas try to stay away from those mofos. And every sista I know is just like, “*shrug*” or “thats what he gets!”, which is unfortunate for him because if he woulda been ride-or-die with Black folks from the jump, he woulda had a SKRONG support system in us Black ladies. But…d’oh well.
I do love how after that one girl revealed her hodom to the world, err’body and their mama like, “Me three!”. They tryna get them some fame. Yeah, they’re gonna be as famous a balloon boy’s parents in a hot second. Much luck, though!
“I know Oprah was at his wedding, hell that might be the only Black woman he even deals with. But who would hit that?”
I would say Stedman, but actually, I’mma go with Harpo. Miss Sophia, Sophia…that’s such a pretty name.
Anyhow great post, Pan!
Reality show coming out about Tiger’s mistresses in 3, 2, 1…..
@BKSweetheart, Taming Tiger. The show could be after Elin leaves his ass. It could be a dating show.
This shyt is already a reality show without actually being a show.
@Ms. Smart,
“This shyt is already a reality show without actually being a show.”
Sure is. They are already getting too much exposure that I reckon (lol…why did I use that word) no one would wanna watch that mess if there was a show produced.
@Cheekie, hey I like reckon and recollect LMAO
there is one black chick…. Her 2520 roommate PUT her business out in the streets, it was on HLN…. but this *lady* wont return phone calls from radio stations and continues to say no comment. so they wont be officially counting her until she confirms their relationship.
@Ericka,
This right here is why you do dirt 1 deep.
Shooot your own peeps selling you out tryna make a buck.
Yep.
I do my dirt all by my lonely…
(C) Tretch of Naughty by Nature
@AkShone,
Yessir.
Tiger Woo, ah! the Asians can have him now and give us back Wutang.
@Superior motherload,
lol@ the race draft!!
@Me fail english?, I loved that skit!
I am definitely not surprised that he prefers ALL white women, and it doesn’t really bother me much either. As a Black woman, there comes a point where you have to learn to identify who’s for you and who’s not for you and just move on. That doesn’t mean I have no racial angle on this who situation though. My problem it with the fact that pasty broad can go around Chris Brown’ing people without even taking one trip downtown??? Whether or not he is pressing charges is not the point, because ANYTIME a man, ESPECIALLY a Black man is suspected of putting his hands on a woman, he’s taking a trip. I’m not liking the fact that the rules are diffent for pale, stringy haired, blue-eyed white women. Other than that, the only other interest I find in this case is how fascinating Tiger’s level of whoredom is… truly fascinating!
@MochaDreams,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
@MochaDreams,
I agree completely, I don’t care what color he prefers!! When I was younger this would upset me. But like you said now that I’m older and wiser I realized who is for and who isn’t. If you think I’m ugly just cause I’m a black women, then kick rocks!! I’m not getting ready to go all Little Kim with my looks, Black is Beautiful to bad he doesn’t know that!!
I think that most of us recognize that there are numerous privileges to being wealthy. One such perceived privilege is that of being able to assimilate with the majority and not the minorities. As long as you are generally playing the PR game by the rules, it seems that you get a pass (i.e., MJ and OJ).
We all have been afforded certain privileges by our individual wealth. I am wealthy enough that I don’t have to choose from an assortment of tackheads, crackheads, and chickenheads for my dating options. Many of you are wealthy enough to afford the luxury of being selective in what you most desire based on whatever criteria you choose, be it height, weight, shape, confidence level, complexion, or butt/bra size.
We are bombarded by media images everyday of who the media tells us is attractive. If Tiger felt privileged enough that he could choose to be with only those who his colleagues (i.e., those in the majority) would deem as attractive, is it really that much different than what we do just because it falls along racial lines? Afterall, would you date someone your friend circle might regard as a mud-duck or as beneath your class and status level?
@Caballeroso,
This is all true. But it also begs the question do Tiger’s preferences reflect a feeling that his circle would regard non-white women as mudducks below his class and status level.
I’m inclined to think this isnt the case with Tiger in particular (based on what little I know of him…and the fact that his choice in mates would be mudducks in any circle!), but the question doesn’t seem unfair.
Do you think Thai’s are having this same conversation about Tiger not banging a Thai woman considering he is Thai as well? If he were banging all Thai woman would we still be in uproar about all of this? Heck I’m Thai as well, but have no attraction to Thai men. Does that mean I’m rejecting Thai people or have self-hate issues? I’m just saying no matter what he does, we are going to find something wrong about it and criticize him. I don’t care who he is getting served by. He can go eff an animal for all I care, he doesn’t make my world go round.
though the slow jam they turned his voicemail into did have me rollin.
@MzKang,
“Do you think Thai’s are having this same conversation”
Maybe. Especially if Thais exalted him as an exemplary Thai only for him to tell anyone who would listen “I’m NOT Thai”. Especially if there were a dearth of positive examples of Thai men being trumpeted in the media, but mostly negative ones. Especially if there were a history in the Thai community of those who’ve made it downplaying their “thai-ness” once they hit it big. Then makes up some hodgepodge word for what his ethnicity that masks the word “Thai”.
@MzKang
You know d@mn well ain’t no Thai people claiming Tiger (especially when he’s down on his luck). It’s the same with Rashida Jones, we ain’t bringing her name up on our list of beautiful/talented black actresses.
i mentioned this before, but “tiger woods having a black mistress” would have actually been more shocking to me than “tiger woods is skank pimp”. some black guys just give off the “i don’t check for sistas and they don’t check for me” vibe, and he’s one of them.
plus, its not like he married some snizzle from miami or san diego or austin. no, that n*gga went all the way to freakin SWEDEN to find a wife. SWEDEN! you can’t get much whiter than a descendant of leif f*cking ericsson, and it shouldnt be a surprise that someone who intentionally crossed the seas for viking cooch wouldn’t decide to sow his oats with a sista
also, the tiger woods case as well as the whole “american black man with status seeks white wife” thing, brings to mind a theory i’ve been thinking about.
i have no facts to support this statement, but i think that black males who grew up in northern metropolitan areas (take a map, and draw a line from d.c. to chicago. any american city above that line “counts”) are less likely to marry out when successful than cats who grew up in the west, south, or more rural areas. again, i have no real evidence to support this theory, but i’d say i’m at least 70 percent sure its true
@The Champ, Your theory rings true somewhat but there are always busters, I mean exceptions! LLS
@The Champ,
“i have no facts to support this statement, but i think that black males who grew up in northern metropolitan areas (take a map, and draw a line from d.c. to chicago. any american city above that line “counts”) are less likely to marry out when successful than cats who grew up in the west, south, or more rural areas. again, i have no real evidence to support this theory, but i’d say i’m at least 70 percent sure its true”
Eh, I don’t know about this, Champ. What are some examples (evidence) to support your theory? I could maybe see the west, due to it being such a melting pot of ethnicities, but the south and rural areas?
I’m curious.
@AkShone,
What are some examples (evidence) to support your theory?
i was just using the pro athletes (basketball players especially) whose wives/gf i know of, as well as personal experience. (btw, i forgot to include atlanta, miami, and n.o. as one of the metro areas. although they fall below the designated line, they still count)
also, when i say “more likely”, i’m not saying that cats from those areas are all thirsty for white chicks when they get some status, but if the chances that a cat from philly would “step out” are 10%, the chances that a brotha from seattle would do the same would be maybe 15 percent.
is that making any sense?
@The Champ,
Yeah, definitely on a west-coast point of view. Taking into consideration the “hot spots” of the south you mentioned, I see your point more clearly.
@The Champ,
15 percent for a dude from Seattle? Try multiplying that by 5 to 10. I thought my cousin was joking about how the black dudes were out there until I went there. I think there is some validity in your theory. When I think about it a lot of the male family members I have from the west coast are open to that. I would also like to add dudes that prefer light-skinned women tend to be this way too.
@The Champ,
This theory just made me realize that I know almost nobody from the West Coast. But my girlfriend from Seattle would probably agree with you.
@The Champ,
You may be onto something.
Initially, I almost bulked at the assertion involving Southern Black men due to the history of racism, classism, etc. but, once they move away, it before a free for all for alot of southern brothers.
Second, the cultural barrier. Southern Black Men date differently–we would rather pay for all the dates, taking the last name after marriage is understood, etc. These often times conflict with sisters above the ‘line’ (mason-dixie, champ’s…pick one); but that’s a cultural issue not necessarily a race issue, b/c exceptions exist with sisters who have ties to Southern culture.
out west: definitely. I heard a statistic a few years back that noted that over 50% of people in California had a mixed heritage/race. If you grow up in a culture like this, it’s easy to see how a guy could end of with any woman–no prevailing thought to date any particular group exclusively.
Up north of the ‘line’, brothers might ‘fool around’ with the others but there are so many of them and the cultural distinctions are clearly drawn (in contrast to the west) that it’s easier to connect with Black only. Also, you all don’t move (except for college, if that), thus if your ‘zone’ is and always was Black it will continue to be for complacency if not preference alone, in contrast to the other Black dudes (west, South, midwest, rural) who usually must relocate to seize opportunities (social, academic, and professional) all the while forcing him to let go of the culture he knows in order to assimilate and make his transition a little easier.
You’re onto something….kinda, lol
Bond.
B
@BlkBond,
This breakdown makes a whole lot of sense. Especially about the Southern Black men.
@Sula,
*what’s up head nod*
Agreed.
@BlkBond,
“Initially, I almost bulked at the assertion involving Southern Black men due to the history of racism, classism, etc.”
This is the way I was looking at it intially before Champ’s more in depth explanation.
@The Champ, i have no facts to support this statement, but i think that black males who grew up in northern metropolitan areas (take a map, and draw a line from d.c. to chicago. any american city above that line “counts”) are less likely to marry out when successful than cats who grew up in the west, south, or more rural areas. again, i have no real evidence to support this theory, but i’d say i’m at least 70 percent sure its true
I was just thiking about this same thing. Although I only know a limited amount of people from the West Coast, they seem to “marry out” or actively seek to marry out of the race. I’ono-it’s almost like they (blacks) run from their blackness and seem to think that the explosive Asian/Mexican/anything other than Amercian black population is somehow better . But then again, folks from those parts are just so…so…so…different from other blacks I know. Tricky to explain, but I can see your theory being a bit true.
If someone mentioned it before, my apologies but let’s be honest here:
– Tiger looks, talks and acts like he only deals with white women.
- His bank account is about the only thing attractive to black women for him. If he was a regular ole golf playing dude, he’d be a corny mixed breed geek and would date white girls because they would be the only ones showing interest.
– Tiger wouldn’t last in the hood or even fit in…simply put unless he goes down to Benning Road Golf Course, he wouldn’t have anywhere to practice. Like the dude in my cul-de-sac who liked Hockey. The only black dude that played Hockey out of all the black folks I know.
- When you’re mixed like Tiger, you really don’t owe an allegiance to anyone, even if you’re tinted a certain hue. You are a mutt and with being a mutt comes freedom to go whichever way.
– I’ve never heard any black woman refer to Tiger as “Cute, attractive, sexy, handsome or desirable.”
@CPT Callamity, Langston is the name of the golf course and he wouldn’t even last in a 2520 or latino or even an asian hood LLS let alone a black one LMAO
@OrangeStar616,
Thanks, couldn’t remember the name of the place for a moment. I have to commend Tigerboy though, he got in where he fit in and ain’t nuffin wrong with that.
I have Tiger fatigue and that’s from the person who only heard the news here on VSB…
Anyways, I really try to muster an opinion but realized that I don’t care enough to have one.
But I’ll say this though, there could be the (very odd I know) possibility that the “black groupies” he banged are not as fame-thirsty as their 2520 counterparts? I mean it’s an improbable possibility but I had to put it out there…
But yeah, somebody needs to do something quick because the tigergate is really wearing me thin. *sigh*
@Sula,
lol. Except for the girl Ericka brought up, if a black woman came out Ida been like “Now she know her ass is lying! Tiger dont mess with the chocolate.” lol
@Sula, “black groupies” he banged are not as fame-thirsty as their 2520
Or maybe he paid them better…
@pgh muse,
Good angle!! I like it.
I’m not surprised or offended by Tiger’s lack of dating pool color. The only thing I find sad is that yesterday as I was getting ready for work with KDKA on in the background, I heard “breaking news!” and walked to the living room to see what all the hype was about. To my horror, the top of the day “breaking news” was a detailed report of Tiger’s infidelities and the ‘strange woman’ who was seen leaving his house via paramedics. Really, KDKA? Really? Breaking news? YOU FAIL.
@Miss Patterson,
this is pittsburgh though. breaking news could have easily been “strong wind blows christmas banner in front of macy’s away. multiple workers needed to track it down. more details at 6″
@The Champ,
“strong wind blows christmas banner in front of macy’s away. multiple workers needed to track it down. more details at 6″
and with that, iDied.
@The Champ,
lol. This kinda makes me want to move to pgh.
@The Champ,
Slow news year in Pgh huh?
@The Champ, LMAO. hush up. we got news!
So who else thinks that he should no be eligible for his own little VH1 reality show?! I wonder what the title would be? I know the casting call email would be labled calling all Busted A** white girls have we got a show for you!
@Perdita, You are so right! Forget one black woman in the mix, how about one hot woman in the mix? Maybe an heiress or something! Dude was essentially looking for the poor, white and destitute. When you really think about it, which hot woman with social, economic or cultural capital would give T. Woods the time of day? Obviously has an identity crisis, frankly not sexy (no Kanye). All I think of when I see Tiger is calculus or someone troubleshooting my computer at the Mac Store.
@m+-+kmk,
“All I think of when I see Tiger is calculus”
ahahahahah!
@Perdita, You are so right! Forget one black woman in the mix, how about one hot woman in the mix? Maybe an heiress or something! Dude was essentially looking for the poor, white and destitute. When you really think about it, which hot woman with social, economic or cultural capital would give T. Woods the time of day? Obviously has an identity crisis, frankly not sexy (no Kanye). All I think of when I see Tiger is calculus or someone troubleshooting my computer in the Mac Store.
Why do we care? We are sitting here talking about Tiger’s obsession with white women, when the bottom line is that the man is disrespectful. Do we really want to see a black woman in his repertoire? Would that affirm his love for his people? ‘Nuff Black athletes/actors/performers/common folk have had countless affairs with numerous Black women. How does the race of your “main woman” and your paramours prove your love and loyalty to your people? If you’re cheating, you’re inherently disrespecting. I’m glad he ain’t have no Black women. How is it that we don’t question cheatin’ ass Black men’s love and loyalty to their people? How do their indicretions somehow affirm their love for their people? Smh. I just wrote on this. http://www.silenceisloud.com
where is the chapelle show when you need it!
Y’all got it all wrong, here’s the behind the scenes take:
Tiger and Elin met, had mad chemistry and chose the “til death do us part” path. Elin got knocked up then lost all interest in fulfilling her wifely duties in favor of playing mommie with her own kid instead of other folx kids. Dispite his pleas with her to give him some trim, she was on some post-parnum depression route that leads away from s3x. Elin tells him in jest, “get your kicks elsewhere, it ain’t going down over here.”
Tiger protested at first, but then realized she was on to something. But where was he going to find someone who did all the freaky stuff Elin does? After all, she had turned him out and did things he never dreamed of. At this point, the search was on, time to interview candidates to find someone to fill that void.
Being pressed for time considering all his meetings, sponsorships, guest appearances, family time, competitions, and practice, he was forced to meet someone where the opportunity presented itself. Since his goal was activity specific, looks were not a factor as long as she performed well and used that strap-on like Elin used to do. Besides, it’s not like they’d be making public appearances!
After entertaining a few in his search, one got over zealous, slipped up, and wifey found out. His comment of “but baby, you suggested it!” fell on deaf ears. She said, with 7-iron in hand, “yeah, but you were supposed to keep it on the DL, now my momma knows and you have embarrassed me before my family. I can’t even go home now. And what will the ladies at the country club say! Damn you Eldrick!”
@Caballeroso,
Yeah… but one during all these events there had to be one black girl with a faddish for corny dudes with no personality. We all know one.
@xave,
We all know one.
Now that I think of it (or read your description) I might be one… Humm. I like my dudes corny!
@Sula, I knew there were some out there lurking.
@xave,
We are not lurking… At least I am not. I like my men kind, funny and smart. Could the general population see them as corny? They might. Does it matter? Hecky no!
I actually think I dated someone who kinda looks like Tiger… except he was full blown Thai, and not Caublanasian or whatever Tiger is… So yeah, corny (smart and funny) does it.
*side point but related*
Let me just say this, its one thing to want to identify with all your heritage etc..its another thing to go out of your way like some black people do and break sh*t down in fractions,
I’m 1/3 this ,
1/8 that,
1/16 the other …….o_O…… all in efforts to not be called black no you are 100% WACK.
I am, as are ALL black americans who are descendents of slaves, mixed to a varying degree, but most of us identify ourselves as being black period…. ………. one time this older Cambodian man approached me in the street in NW, thought that I was Cambodian and started speaking to me in their language, he put his hand up to mine and dayum if we were not the same exact complexion, they don’t call me Orange for nothing LOL but thats the viciousness of being a black american.
@OrangeStar616,
I agree. And somewhat related, I always saved a healthy dose of side-eye for people who go out of their way to deny being an ethnicity. I’ve been mistaken for non-black/mixed stuff as well. I don’t get offended/adamant about it. I just politely tell people the correct thing. Just dont see what’s to get upset about if there’s nothing wrong with “those people”.
@Me fail english?, exactly..I take it as a compliment even, and rock on, knowing the beauty that is being black!
@OrangeStar616,
Haha. I thought your name was a takeoff of the Erykah Badu song “Orange Moon” (which is my joint, btw!)
@Me fail english?, “Pretty Orange” hood alias given me circa 1993 cause of my complexion, claimed by me in 94..The star I added just recently, by way of Lucky Charms cereal, “orange stars, purple moons, green clovers, blue diamonds etc etc” LLS…. by the time Erykah dropped that track, I was already home, been Orange already!
Monsieur Champ, you answered your own query I’ve yet to meet a Black woman who ever thought Tiger was hot.
It’s not mandatory to ‘collect’ dating points per race just to show your diversity quotient. However, the few Black and/or Puerto Rican metal heads that existed in Brooklyn: I dated. One Japanese skater:check.
Present day: I have a Milky SO.
STILL, Tiger Woods remains a sexless being to me ie: he reminds me of the Speak and Spell Robot. Despite his multiracial background, he apparently never inherited a ‘hotness’ gene from anyone in the fam.
@GeekChicness,
“Tiger Woods remains a sexless being to me ie: he reminds me of the Speak and Spell Robot. Despite his multiracial background, he apparently never inherited a ‘hotness’ gene from anyone in the fam.”
*snickering loudly*
You took me back with the speak and spell. dayum!
@miss t-lee, What is funny is that his golf playing niece that goes to Stanford is a hottie. Terrible!
@xave,
So you’re saying the hotness skipped a generation?
@miss t-lee, that’s exactly what I am saying. What is funny about her is that she identifies herself as a black woman. Seems like a lot skipped a generation.
@ xave,
Hmmm. Good lookin’ out. I’m going to check her out. I’ve been sleepin’…lol
@miss t-lee,
I must’ve LITERALLY thought Tiger was a robot ’cause just hearing about him having a neice has me all shocked like “That’s unpossible!”
@GeekChicness,
I like you.
Tiger may have some issues, true enough, but it also can be who was ’bout to let him get it. Sometimes with some men it ain’t that deep. The jump-offs are the phenotype they are not only because he is attracted to that, but also because that was what was available. For dude to snag a waitress and go behind a porn star signifies to me, that was what was available and he was cool with that. It’s like if you go to the store for mayonnaise and you typically get Hellmans (Best Foods on the West) but all they got is the store brand, you might cop that and be out! Mayonnaise is mayonnaise (I mean no disrespect with my analogy, lol) . I also think the quantity is equivalent of a “high” of being able to juggles these women and not get caught (to the point he got reckless and did dumb sh*t).
Like previously stated, I don’t know of any sisters checkin’ for Tiger or any sisters who even had a dayum Tiger Woods sighting (like, evah!) for the occasion to even throw him the ‘P’. I don’t care all the jump offs are white (I’d be surprised if they weren’t and as a black woman I ain’t checkin’ for Tiger either). I’m glad no person of color got caught up in that because with this country’s history and wifey being white and blond, it could get REAL ugly.
I’m wondering why so many Black women are upset that we weren’t included in that hoe brigade. Really? You WANTED to be associated with that parade of broke-down trash?
We were quick to call him ours, even though he made it painfully clear that he wanted nothing to do with the Black community at large. I for one am tired of this whole charade – every other day 2 more women have to come out and tell their story, show the text messages he sent to them.
Tiger’s problem is he wasn’t messing with professional side chicks – the type my ex used to get with. The ones who were content to play the role, kept their inboxes and outboxes perpetually empty, had only their phone number on their voicemail, and knew that if the wife ever got wind of them, they were to play dumb and change their numbers.
He showed just how much of a lame he really is, and that money doesn’t mean you have common sense. Really – what kind of cheater leaves a voicemail saying “Hi this is , my wife knows about us…” UMMM HELLLLERTTT!!!
@Pinks,
^Agreed! So glad no one of color (Asian, Latino, Native American, etc.) is tangled in
dat dere’that situation. So glad we are not associated in his WORST MOMENT thus far when he didn’t necessarily to revel in us being associated with his BEST MOMENTS (even though I admit I was proud of his achievement and wanted him to dominate and win).Plus, can you really front when your name is Eldrick?
@legitimate_soul,
^Sorry for the typos.
1. I mean the numbers are still rolling in. . . . I mean bets are that he has kept with the white pussycat but I am just saying. . . . LOL
2. I still think that people have preferences. . . I really only date black men- I don’t however hate white men- I am just typically not attracted to them- so what is your comment there????
3. Of the MEN (black, white, etc etc. . . ) that have ever cheated on me. . . OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!! They best be RUNNING and FASTTTTTT. No really it is diary of a mad . . . . . . .
Lol@i blame it on the brandy.
“I’ll throw it to you all, do you think there’s a deeper issue that’s materializing with all the women that are showing up? Does Tiger really just prefer white women?”
Trust, IT’S ALWAYS DEEPER….ALWAYS!
im a black man and i say to hell with tiger and the rest of the black males that make it to the top and feels a white women is what they need……black women raised you and got you to the point of great status and now you want a white women…sick..and out of all the black women in the world…you mean to tell me you actually think a white women looks better…hm hm hm….tiger can kiss my a@@ and call it sweet….cnn just reported tiger just purchased the entire southeast region of walmarts for 225 million ….he heard they had white women on sale 2 for the price of 1…………….and to avoid media coverage he changed his first name to pecker………hey i just went and got me a tiger woods first aid kit..its good for enjuries on the fairway and the driveway……..Dear Tiger Woods, we cant help you like we did MJ, OJ,and Kobe. Remember you dont consider yourself one of us: Sincerly: the ni@@as
@jay tee, FYI Tiger was not raised by a black woman
@Snowbunnyintx, if you can read,and im sure you can , i didnt say he was raised by a black women , i said black men who are raised by black women…and he also was raised by a black male if you havent noticed…now i dont have anything againts white women, i just dont give 15 cents chineese money about black men that think they are better than or suggest they are not black…..and if you have seen the man he is absalutely black…..thats my problem with pecker..i mean tiger woods..but ill assure you this…..if tigers wife was black, it wouldnt even been a problem to white folks…no one would have never known about any of this…because there have been many…i mean many of black SUPER STARS that have cheated on thier wifes that are black and it didnt hit the news stand like this hit……peace and hair grease
lil johnny was sittin in his chair and was ready to go home..the next question she ask im going to answer it so i can leave…….teacher:ok class who said four score and seven years ago..before johnny could open his mouth susie said lincoln…thats right you can leave susie….johnny is mad as hell….teacher: who said i have a dream…before johnny could open his mouth mary said M king….ok mary you can leave…johnny pissed now…teacher:ok who said ask not what your country can do for you…before johnny could answer nancy says kennedy…ok you can leave nancy…..johhny mad as hell….teacher turned her back and johnny said..i wish these bitches would keep thier mouth shut……..teacher turns around and said…..now who said that……johnny said tiger woods bitch now can i go home
You could just as well ask, “Why no Asian women?” Based on the text messages Tiger called himself a Blasian. So he is well aware of both his Black and Asain roots but he chooses exclusively White women. What I find funny is that even White men are asking why just all White women? And my question is, does he have to have any other race of women? Aren’t we in a society that allows us to be free to fixate or fetishize any race of man or woman? I know any normal person would see beauty in all races, as I do. But I have my preference in which I am more sexually drawn. Some people go strickly with what they are drawn toward. Others will continue to date the rainbow.
Yes I do think that Tiger has issues with his Black half. I’m not surprised that Tiger exclusively dates White women because his father rasied him. His father chose to exclusively date women of other races and even has children by other women. The fact that Tiger called himself Cablasian pretty much claimed White when obviously Tiger is not half White. Tigers father is a Black man with distant racial mixture like the rest of Black America with Black parents. That right there told me he was diluting his Blackness and opening himself up to race mixing. It’s the oldest trick in the book that many Black Americans pull. Especially when living in and attending multi-racial schools. Tiger is no exception, he just never grew out of it.