in august of 2008, p blessed the vsb pulpit with wlsg, an entry which provided a definition for “light skinned points”
Light-skinned point(s). noun. 1) the additional attention that fairer skinned light skinned women receive over their darker-skinneded sisters whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all. 2) the assumed increase in attractiveness laid before melanin deficient black women…whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all.
***for those still unclear, just think christine beatty.***
yet, although this term gets the most mileage, its far from the only time black people assign “points”, the possession of an attribute or characteristic that makes a person seem much, much more desirable than they really should be.
here’s 10 more.
1. dark-skinned black male points
single-handedly responsible for the popularity of wesley snipes, taye diggs, and at least two of them 112 n*ggas
2. “she looks good for her age” points
a few years ago i had a 40-something colleague who all of the older (and younger) male teachers were sweating, as well as a few of the students, who’d always remark “damn. if she looks like that now, imagine how fine she was at 25″. i agreed, until i saw a 20 year old yearbook picture of her, and was shocked to see that she looked exactly the same. at 25, she looked like a really good looking 47 year old.
basically, just imagine what’s currently happening to jasmine guy, only the exact opposite
3. poet points
i originally was going to just make it “black male poet points” until i remembered that female poets and spoken word performers have their audiences in a certain trance as well. seriously, if you’re a black spoken word artist and you still can’t get any kind of romantic rhythm, maybe sex with live humans just isn’t in the cards for you now, or ever
4. big, ummmm, “ego” points
put it this way, there’s a reason why at least 15 percent of the cats in every hood have never bothered to get drivers licenses
5. “good” hair points
for many black men, the allure of the “good” hair is just as strong if not stronger than the light skinneded points. seriously, i’ve seen n*ggas do back flips for minotaurs in pumas just because they could imagine playing in their hair
6. “thick for a white girl” points
***cutting and pasting the sentences underneath “good hair points”, and, for those who doubt the power of thick for a white girl points, reminding them of the hood popularity of jenny von oy, despite her strong facededness***
7. black male blogger points
***pleading the fif***
8. “shes a well-adjusted freak” points
because of the peculiar mammy/madonna/whore complex that affects how the black community regards our women, orgasmic women who aren’t sluts but actually get great pleasure out of having jungle monkey matrix sex (and aren’t the least bit shy about admitting it) are at a premium, even if lookswise they happen to be more john kerry than kerry washington.
9. black guy who only dates black women points
if “great, foolproof game” were “getting punked out of your own city“, “letting a group of black women know that you only date black women” would be “braylon freakin edwards”
10. foreign accent points
n*ggas love nan’s (non-american nigg*s) with “exotic” accents more than midgets love ikea. seriously, if you’re a black man or woman who’s having trouble dating, just barricade yourself in your apartment with tapes of hugh grant or penelope cruz for a month and practice sounding exactly like them.
thats it for now.
people of vsb.com, did i miss anything?
are there any other “points” out there that you’ve seen successfully affect someone’s desirability? do you personally possess any “points” and, have you ever been “influenced” by an otherwise unattractive point haver?
the carpet is yours.
—the champ
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Ok LMAO @ the “Black male blogger” points. I’ve definitely heard stories of eGroupies sending their nekkid pics to bloggers. One of my friends that blogs got women leaving comments on his page that have nothing to do w/ his post.
Woman: What do you do?
Man: I blog
Woman: *drops trou*
iCan’t.
@Thuggie Luvvie, while i won’t speak on any specifics, there are definitely a lot of points given for the black man who’s blogging. i guess there’s something about a literate black man who can use a CMS that makes chicks
send nudey picsshow up at your front door even though you’ve never given them your address or real nameproposeclaim that you’re engaged when you’ve only met oncekeep reading.@Thuggie Luvvie,
I’ve definitely heard stories of eGroupies sending their nekkid pics to bloggers
i havent. and by “i havent” i mean “no comment”
man you forgot
you got good credit points…that shyt is universal, black, white, albino, fat, skinny, half man/half woman…all can get some play with some good credit!
and good job points
extra points if said job is for the govt and you got a fi health and dental plan…especially in these TET’s… Im trying to get a crown, a root canal and a breast reduction…LOL
@shay_d_lady, I think that good credit is twice the points now with the recession and all.
@SaneN85, Well double me up…Excellent credit around these parts!!!
@shay_d_lady, You ain’t never lied about these points.
@shay_d_lady,
you got good credit points
LOL! I think there is an age requirement for this. Ain’t nobody thinking about credit until you start seeing yourself wanting to buy a house. I’m sure this should be a concern for a 25 year old but for most, it’s not.
@shay_d_lady, no bull on the credit. at one point i thought about walking around with a tshirt that said, “black man with good credit”
but i realized i wasn’t ready for that responsibility…
@shay_d_lady,
man you forgot
you got good credit points…that shyt is universal, black, white, albino, fat, skinny, half man/half woman…all can get some play with some good credit!
good points and sh*t
@The Champ,
Son I can’t tell you how much the good credit thing works. Shit I leave my credit report laying around at home just to get my number to come up in convo. Straight Black man with no kids AND 816 credit rating…..I LOVE LIFE!
Oh and on the topic of “foreign accent” points, I agree. Black men with British accents get automatic points. See: Idris Elba. He’d get it many ways, for many days. Yes he’s fine, but that accent adds this element that just makes me wanna do things that will shame my ancestors.
iScream. uScream. We all scream for HoSh*t for accents!
Giggity giggity. *pelvic thrust*
@Thuggie Luvvie, stop yourself. just. stop.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
co-signing the Idris Elba. he dark skinned AND got the accent. I loooove it
@Thuggie Luvvie, Well i just learned something new…i didn’t know he had an accent.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
I heart your whole comment for the Family Guy Quagmire Reference HEART!
@Thuggie Luvvie,
you know, i was wondering if it worked for black women with british accents (like corrine bailey rae) as well. i cant use her as an example though, because she could sound like al pacino in “scent of a woman” and i’d still think she was hot
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Chicks with foreign accents are cool until the novelty wears off (quickly) and you get tired of asking them to repeat themselves. That is if one wishes to actually converse with her.
Trust, I will watch an ugly a** ninja reading the dictionary, if he had an accent.
As someone who has had men tell me exactly how many points I get simply for being light-skinned and having good hair, I don’t really think it’s a compliment. Why should I be getting points for something I had no control over, and really, what if I was darker and didn’t have “good hair”? It’s coo if you have a point system, just don’t tell me about it. One MoFo actually kept me updated on my getting and losing points. Yeah, he wasn’t around long.
@SaneN85, One MoFo actually kept me updated on my getting and losing points. Yeah, he wasn’t around long.
but in retrospect, you have to see the comedy in that.
@Panama Jackson,
I wouldve liked to date him, just so I could tell the stories later.
@SaneN85,
Trust, I will watch an ugly a** ninja reading the dictionary, if he had an accent.
lol, so you’d watch a channel that featured nothing but 24 hour footage of shabba ranks reading the world book?
@The Champ,
*snorts*
@The Champ, damn, encyclopedia companies must be way out of business now.
@The Champ, you weren’t actually supposed to call me out on that.
HIcotton here.
Wealth points spend like currency. New money!
Ex: ugly dudes like R.Simmons and Jay Z and Letterman
Ex: Oprah
Points for power are not as spendy.
Ex: Barack is just average and will remain so for the duration.
Ex: Michele’s just average. So is Condi. ***shrug***
Black men get more points for being educated than do comparably educated black women.
@inHIcotton,
yaasssssss. money points!
@inHIcotton, Black men get more points for being educated than do comparably educated black women.
this makes sense though…be real, most folks think that Black men can’t read. so when you meet one that can read and who also speaks so well it’s almost like a shock to the system.
not that i think that way, but i went to college with a lot of smart dumb ninjas. i see how it can be a welcome surprise.
@Panama Jackson, not that i think that way, but i went to college with a lot of smart dumb ninjas.
lol..i say that all the time ‘educated people are some of the dumbest i know.’ lol
@Smiley Face,
Or like my Grandma says “They got all them book smarts and no common sense”.
*giggling*
@miss t-lee,
LMAO!! Exactly!
@inHIcotton,
if i had to rank the points for a guy, wealth points would be 1st, power points 2nd, and “sympathy because he has a small wang” points would be 3652nd
@The Champ,
“sympathy because he has a small wang” points would be 3652nd
Well, you would know. Right, Champ?
@Me fail english?,
right deez
@inHIcotton,
Black men get more points for being educated than do comparably educated black women.
Not because we don’t like our sisters educated, but because so many turn up the snotball as they throw their credentials, and especially their sorority, in your face. La Schmoove, booch, you ain’t got nothin’ to prove.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Fu Schnickens references equal extra points. Matter of fact, any rap reference pre-dating ’98 is points.
Ok I’m lying. It’s not points so much as it makes me smile.
@Me fail english?,
Yeah…I wasn’t about to let him slide on that La Schmoove ish…
*daps*
@Me fail english? and miss t-lee, I got a billion of them, all effortlessly part of the daily repertoire….
Stop the internet presses!
You mean I could’ve gotten points for blogging all this time? I’m mad I’m learning about this like four
yearsseconds too late…*dusts off Bolivion.net*
I’ve given women points for great teeth. I think smiles are underrated in this “I have to keep the screwface on so thirsty ninjas don’t run up on me 24-7
even though most of them do anyway” kind of world.@Maximillian,
HMM. I give men points for nice teeth too. Get outta my head!!
@Maximillian,
True true. You have to keep a screwface or else people will take you for a nice pushover fool. esp in Atlanta a big bright smile is an open invitation for constant harassing and panhandling! I would def like to show off my pretty teeth more though, but I would like to be left alone most days with only my ipod to keep me company. lol
@Blue Skyez,
“You have to keep a screwface or else people will take you for a nice pushover fool. ”
Exactly. I live in semi-sketch neighborhood. Can’t have folks thinking I’m nice…lol
@Maximillian,
“I’ve given women points for great teeth. I think smiles are underrated..”
i promise i’ve given soo many points for this right here.
You write the truth.
I agree with the person above, good credit points is coming to be important in my old age.
other ridiculous but important points i am noticing in my old age:
good job points. he got a good job with benefits????? he’s golden.
no baby mama points: nobody wants to deal with the crazy baby mama.
@Liz,
“good job points. he got a good job with benefits????? he’s golden. ”
Yep.
@Liz,
You write the truth.
thanks, liz
@Liz,
no baby mama points: nobody wants to deal with the crazy baby mama.
Mine is “maximum one child which must be under 10″ points. When they’re over 10, they’re obnoxious. And when there’s 2 or more, the mama’s usually in too deep for my tastes. Though I might soon amend that to “maximum two, must be under 10 with the same father” points. I’m not tryna be anyone’s third “baby daddy”…
Accents earn points til you get used to it.I did a short semester in London and the accents were cute at first but I was so over it by the end.
Other points..
- Being a good father
- Men who are over 6’2 – Most women regardless of their height want a tall man
- Being from Brazil or other exotic countries
- Men who are active in the
community.
@Leila, Hey hey…why u got to get points for being tall??? What about us short aka vertically challenged brothers??? Do we get minus points or something…if so, SMH!!!!
@NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox..,
How short is short?
Not minus no..but I’m 5’2′ (on a good day) so ifn i’m looking you in the eye..no bueno
@Smiley Face, Well i am only 5’4…so i guess i am good…u still would have to look up a lil bit to look me “straight” in the eyes…
I’m going to get to the topic at hand: but i need my NYC peep’s help…….
Any suggestion on a really nice restaurant to have dinner in the Harlem or Manhattan?
@JamaicanGirl,
What kinda food do you eat? I just had a really good steak at Primehouse (same people that own Dos Caminos) on 27th & Park.
There’s also Old Homestead down…somewhere downtown, there’s only one in NYC.
City Crab is nice seafood Park & ….somewhere above Union Square.
@JamaicanGirl,
Any suggestion on a really nice restaurant to have dinner in the Harlem or Manhattan?
are there chick fil a’s in harlem?
@The Champ,
Chick-fil-a is repulsive.
Chicken sandwiches wit pickles? Pickles?
Kill urself.
Now u need to get u sum wes indies food.
@The Hallway,
The diabetic coma lemonade goes hard though…lol
@miss t-lee,
I like Chik-fil-A. I dont know if/where they are up here tho.
@The Champ,
There aren’t! The only Chick Fil A in NYC is in a cafeteria @ NYU….trust me I spent a summer searching for that magickal chicken sandwich.
P.S. west indian food is good, but if you hate chick fil a you should seriously seek counseling. You can’t be sane.
HOw about? She Know When to Shut the F^ck Up Points
@The Hallway, lmao.
@The Hallway, ROFL..
@The Hallway, AKA points that are given out very few and far between or “the ever elusive”
@The Hallway,
Oh yessss!!!
@The Hallway,
Mosque. Church. Tabernacle. Synagogue.
@The Hallway,
LOL
I see The Hallway won Comment Of The Day already….
Also…Cut the BullSh!t and let’s get str8 to the sex points. I had on of those girls. She was the greatest.
She has good weave and wears it different all the time points. I thought I had a different lover everynite.
Leave the lights on this time POINTS.
“Baby you need sumthin on that gas?” points
@The Hallway,
lol, are these “points” or just sh*t that you personally like when your chick does?
@The Champ,
POINTS bruh. Love a chick that gets straight to the point.
@The Hallway, the kid is in rare form!
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Gracias.
By the way ghetto people like to seem like they know more than one language or their multicultural, whatever that means. Hence the statement above
i’m sorry, but i have to disagree. i can’t deal with no ugly man with an accent. and the thing about that is, i don’t even have that much of a problem with unattractive men in general, but an unattractive man with an ACCENT!? oh to the h*ll, no. it’s like a tease. or like, where the hell do you get off trying to sound all good?
men get:
chivalry points–he might not be cute, he could be wack. he could even be not that nice of a person in general, but the fact that he walks around to open your car door and pulls your chair out at dinner gives him some leeway.
he always smells so good points–i have seen quite a few face and bodily challenged men be referred to as handsome, and the only logic that i could find is that they always smelled like laundry detergent, crisp cologne and peppermint oil.
women get big booty points. there are so many ugly faced-ded, bad figured women who just happen to be dragging some ol’ sloppy wagon behind them that get their heads blown up because men can be so simple.
women also get points for telling other people just how fly they are. for every woman who gets roasted for thinking she’s cuter than she really is, there has to be like 7 who can make a team of wack guys believe they really are fly. for instance: i’m facebook friends with a girl who tags all her posts with the word “phenomenal,” and calls herself “Queen” something or other, and is always talking about her exquisite body and success. but she has a very average face, a pot gut, and a job at like…the mall. but dudes really eat that sh*t up, apparently….iunno
@charli skipp,
LOL…I guess if you say it enough folk begin to believe it!
@charli skipp,
Hey its proven that if you believe whatever in your mind, truly believe it, other people will believe it, and it will become true. LOL law of attraction.
@Blue Skyez,
ok its not really proven. its claimed.
@charli skipp,
women get big booty points.
I hate to admit it, butthis is very true.@charli skipp, women get big booty points. there are so many ugly faced-ded, bad figured women who just happen to be dragging some ol’ sloppy wagon behind them that get their heads blown up because men can be so simple.
you don’t have a donk do you? that sounds like one of them monique style rants about skinny chicks. except from the commander of the little booty duty patrol. and we’re not simple, we like curves.
@Panama Jackson,
*snickering*
@miss t-lee,
me too! *sniggling*
@Panama Jackson,
Well damn! (c) Gucci
@Me fail english?,
LMAO!!! What’s funny is my brother says that “well damn” just like gucci…
I noticed that ish the other day.
Where da heyll is Cheekie with my Maxwell concert update?
@miss t-lee,
Cheekie is prolly still recovering. SouthernGirl and I went. I think we were both impregnated on one particular high note. Then he took the notes low. Lawdhamercy. Talent, can move, sexy…what more can you ask for?
Common killed, btw. Ripped it.
@V.E.G. ,
I wouldn’t blame her if she was still recovering. I wasn’t right for about a week after, had to hide my phone from myself…lmao Did he slide down on the floor and do the splits? That was my highlight.
Ooooh ya’ll had Common? No fair.
We had Laura Izibor open.
@miss t-lee,
Yeah. He slid on the floor and did the splits. the ladies were on 10 afterward.
Good stuff.
@Panama Jackson,
that sounds like one of them monique style rants about skinny chicks.
bingo! but you’re wrong. i have plenty of donks……if i wear the right jeans….
@Panama Jackson,
I don’t know man…slender women may not have the donk that makes jeans pop…but bukked naked…most of em holdin somethin serious. I’m torn between slender and athletic fine…
@charli skipp, “he always smells so good points–i have seen quite a few face and bodily challenged men be referred to as handsome, and the only logic that i could find is that they always smelled like laundry detergent, crisp cologne and peppermint oil.”
This. Amen!
@charli skipp,
***submitting charli skippers name in next year’s “hater of the year” awards***
@charli skipp,
“i’m facebook friends with a girl who tags all her posts with the word “phenomenal,” and calls herself “Queen” something or other, and is always talking about her exquisite body and success. but she has a very average face, a pot gut, and a job at like…the mall.”
Are we facebook friends?
@charli skipp, chicks with plump, round rumps do tend to be the main ones booed up and/or knocked up….frequently.
oh, and don’t forget the “all the things your regular man/woman won’t do” points–freaks that people never ever would have admitted to playin with will get showcased all up and thru the mall after rackin up these points
@charli skipp, that’s cuz them dudes ain’t up on game. you don’t bring those chicks out in public with you anywhere…
You forgot ‘light eyes’ points. Though, those often go along with ‘light skin’ and ‘good hair’ points.
Points I assign:
‘Different type of brotha’ points – he surfs, is into motorcyles (real bikes, like Harleys or Big Dawgs…and has a COLLECTION)…gets mad points. No fake bikes, i.e. crotch rockets, etc.
International traveler points.
Athletic points. Marathoner, Triathlete, etc.
Pianist/bass player/guitarist points. Musicians can use those fingers in other ways.
@V.E.G.,
Omg light eyes points are the reason for the successes of the Lil Bow Wows and Lil Mamas of the World.
@Blue Skyez, Lil Mama is successful? you know, i suppose she is. i’m still trying to understand how she’s even REMOTELY relevant. she must be a Matthew Knowles jumpoff special or some sh*t and he feels guilty so he keeps finding her gigs…
@Blue Skyez,
Check this lil baby out. He is chocolate with crystal blue eyes. He mesmerizes me. I can already see the pannies being thrown at him
@Thuggie Luvvie, simply creepy…both that baby and the way you put your argument.
@V.E.G.,
You forgot ‘light eyes’ points. Though, those often go along with ‘light skin’ and ‘good hair’ points.
yeah, light eye points are actually kind of dangerous, since people of color with really light eyes scare me
@The Champ,
“yeah, light eye points are actually kind of dangerous, since people of color with really light eyes scare me”
WHY? *makes note not to look Champ in eye during VSB BBQ on 12th of Neveruary.*
@V.E.G.,
is into motorcyles (real bikes, like Harleys or Big Dawgs…and has a COLLECTION)…gets mad points. No fake bikes, i.e. crotch rockets, etc.
I may be a car person, and this is late on a Friday, but how in holy hell is a crotch rocket a “fake bike?”
The accents really don’t do it for me. *shrugs* I understand the appeal but, with a few exceptions, I really appreciate a regular, American black dude.
@V.E.G.,
I agree, while I do like the sound of a Bajan or Trini accent, it’s really not going to earn a guy points. I won’t be running home to tell my girls about his accent. lol
@V.E.G., i can’t lie. i used to have a thing with a nice New Orleans accent. used to drive me nuts.
@Panama Jackson,
You need to listen to Southern Girl talk. My accent is all but gone…hers is style on and poppin.
@V.E.G.,
should read “still” on and poppin
@V.E.G.,
Yeah SouthernGirl’s Nawlins accent is se’ous. I love it! I just tell myself to refrain from asking her to say “Baby Mama” like Toya. “Bebe Muhmuh”
hehehe
@V.E.G.,
Yeah, the only accents I actually like on a man are Southern, Cali and Dominican. But even they dont get extra points for that ish. The others are just tolerable to ughhh…
As a light skinned, well adjusted freak, with good hair, that happens to be a poet…I say…GIMME MY POINTS & SH*T!!!!!
@GOODnSH!T,
LMAO
@GOODnSH!T,
gimme deez
Okay how about..
“oooooh girl he can sing!” Points?
“he don’t have no gold teeth” points? (especially in TX) and
“He got a nice car” points?
None of which can outweigh….
“Ooooooh girl he got dreds” points and “he ride a motorcycle” points (personal faves)
@GOODENESS,
“he don’t have no gold teeth” points? (especially in TX)
You are so right…lol
@GOODENESS, “oooooh girl he can sing!” Points?
ah yes, the JT Matthews from The Five Heartbeats special
@GOODENESS,
““Ooooooh girl he got dreds” points and “he ride a motorcycle” points (personal faves)”
FALL BACK on any of these dudes. lol. I am claimin’ ‘em. Especially if they are also cute, smart and over 5’10″.
If they ride a crotch rocket, you can have ‘em.
@V.E.G.,
Damn. I think my homegirl just dumped your soulmate!
The ‘ohhh they got a good job’ points
Co-sign the international traveler points – let a shorty know you’ve been to France and Brazil and Japan, goes down well.
The ‘they got a fly crib/apartment’ points – the panties drop fast, even for the gameless money makers lol.
Being from New York points – It works in every other state…
@Da Iceman,
“Co-sign the international traveler points – let a shorty know you’ve been to France and Brazil and Japan, goes down well.”
Yes, because I am trying to figure out when I am going to get a chance to go.
Really, it’s good for conversation.
@Da Iceman,
“Being from New York points – It works in every other state…”
I used to hate on dudes for the fact that they could rock a Yanks fitted almost everywhere in the world and girls start acting like they Keith Sweat.
But this actually works (to a lesser extent) for us girls too. I think some guys assume we’re all sophisticated, stuck up, arrogant chicks and its a conquest to snag the haughty broads.
@Me fail english?,
I think some guys assume we’re all sophisticated, stuck up, arrogant chicks
or just easy. and freaks
@The Champ,
Way to kill the dream, Champ. Way to kill the dream.
The Champ apparently watched the New York seasons of Change Of Heart. Versus the L.A. chicks, they seemed to be much readier.
@Da Iceman, Oh snap…I think this guy I’m dating now might have cashed in some International traveler points…he’s been to like 15 countries (and he’s not in the military). Something about a black man who’s been somewhere and has a broader worldview is just so d@mned sexy to me…..okay maybe he’s sexy to me for other reasons to but the fact that he’s well travelled does make we want to do him in at least 4 languages.
I will have to agree with this whole list…but a major co-sign on the “thick for a white gurl” points…i swear that gets triple points for me…when i see a thick white gurl i stop mid-step and pretend im on the discovery channel or some ish!!! lmao
@NiazDad, enjoying the sandbox..,
hahahaha…probably looking around thinking “I’m i the only person whose witnessing thissss..gawd dammnnn”
@sisanda, Very true…it gets so bad i point them out to my wife…SMH
Nice car points (AKA H* pullers)
@FiveFivewithbrowneyes,
***nodding head***
1. He’s in a fraternity- points: Back in my younger day, a steppin’ ugly man could be turned into Boris Kodjoe.
2. He has no kids -points.
Women get:
1. I’ve gotta make sure my man is fed points.
2. College points: A thug loves a girl in college.
@Nicki Sunshine,
hm….a thug DOES love a girl in college. and they can spot your a*s, too. selfish!
@charli skipp, Ain’t that it??? lol. trying to effe up your future and such. Spoken from a college chick who tried. lol
I used to award “Stays Body Tight Without Working Out” points, but then I started checking out some of their eating habits and realized that although there are some fine @ss, non working out men (and women) in this world, their hearts probably look like plaque factories and massive heart attacks ain’t sexy.
(Plus, I have to work out like I’m a muslim praying to the East. Not working out is now a deduct.)
@SexyCool,
lol, i didnt know you could get points for having unusually fast metabolism
@The Champ,
They throwing points out the window for damn near er’thang else today.
But I’m on the deduct tip…
Doesn’t lotion body properly…deduct…
Kisses taste like old cigars…deduct…
Has bear claws for feet…deduct…
Has a wax factory in the ear…deduct…
and I could go on…
@SexyCool, you got me queasy just naming off the last three….
Musician points- What…. you can serenade me with” In a Sentimental Mood” in 3 different keys? Aw sukey now.
Men that can cook points- self explanatory (disclaimer: No Pat Neely..he kinda suspect to me o_O)
Triple Points for smelling good…*drools*- Walking by me and leaving a subtle hint of cologne will instantly get you a smile *ting* (notice i said subtle!!)
Add points for that walk…brothas got it on lock (well some of y’all, lol)
@Smiley Face,
Add points for that walk…brothas got it on lock (well some of y’all, lol)
what about skipping ass n*ggas?
@The Champ,
skip deez
@Smiley Face,
You know I dont think I add points for a good walk. But I sho’nuff deduct them for a weak one. Kinda like I do with good vs. bad voices.
@Me fail english?,
LOL..I add when it’s enough to make my eyes trail you…discreetly of course.
“2. He has no kids -points.”
Dayum Nicki I was just about to type this. LMAO
So I’m going to amend mine…he’s over 30 and has no kids points.
@miss t-lee, LOL. I’m sorry! Great minds think alike, chica
@miss t-lee, at what point does it become odd that he has neither kids nor has been married?
37? 38?
this one has always puzzled me..its like i goes from points to him being suspect at some point…or so i’ve been told.
@Panama Jackson,
Actually, I wouldn’t start looking at a kat suspsect at all. I have a friend that got married 2 years ago at 43, he and his wife just started talking about having kids. So he’ll be like 46 when they have their first…lol I mean, I’ve known him for years and he was picky as heyll, so it’s no suprise it took him that long to get married.
Unless a kat has the entire Judy Garland or Shirley Bassey catalog I wouldn’t side-eye him but then again I know a few ghey kats who have kids.
I had a point…but oh well nevermind.
@miss t-lee,
I get your point. And I agree. It’s only suspect with several co-occurring symptoms such as:
-lots of male single friends who are also childeless
-strong interest in exfoliation
- West Side Story on dvd
@Me fail english?,
how about jesus christ superstar?
@ The Champ,
I’m gonna go with any musical. Especially “Rent”.
@ Me fail english?
Glad you were able to decipher…lol
@Me fail english?,
Anybody who points out the correct spelling of “childless” is gay!
Well Educated Black Man points Xtra Xtra points if you have an Ivy League Degree.
First Black President of the United States of America POINTS MAJOR MAJOR POINTS.
More than half of the black women pining for Pres. Barack and Barack like men now wouldnt even give Barack second glance when he was just a lil’ poor post-grad Ivy League student on the come up with BIG ears, anti-thug nerdiness, speaking perfect english, and overall “nice guy persona” . Young black women between the ages of 18-25 generally hate nerdy, truly nice guys like our President was. I know Michelle is thanking her lucky stars.
@Blue Skyez,
oh not to mention he is a light-skin biracial male which may have given him Al B Sure! points before the Invasion of Wesley Snipes/Micheal Jordan era.
@Blue Skyez, Well Educated Black Man points Xtra Xtra points if you have an Ivy League Degree.
or went to morehouse. though a lot of chicks give morehouse cats the sideeye…
…we’ll usually hit that later.
zing.
@Panama Jackson,
My girlfriend is very open about giving Morehouse points. I made the mistake of taking her with me to an AUC mixer and the thirstiness was off.the.hook.
Never again.
@Blue Skyez,
Co-sign. My ex went to Dartmouth, is dark-skinned, speaks another language, has no children, and is umm..blessed.
DAMN, he must have invented the points system, lmao.
Where’d I put his number….
Looks like I got a lot of points but don’t need them. Here’s one to think about. People have brought to my attention that “natural physical beauty” is a fluke and more like a physical deformity. We all know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but the claim is that the overwheming majority of people in the world are ugly or defenitely less than physically beautiful by standard social definition that most covet. If we should presss your face in a batch of dough and make gorilla cookies then what’s the point? Oh and if you’re a rapper and never fcuked 1 groupie then you’re poet.
@Triple Crown, Oh and if you’re a rapper and never fcuked 1 groupie then you’re poet.
so are poets who stay f*cking groupies rappers then?
@Triple Crown,
I too have heard the saying, “a beautiful young person is a freak of nature and a beautiful old person is a work of art.”
@Triple Crown,
i’ll reply to this comment after i take my vitamins
A black man with a British accent is the best thing ever!!! I seriously have a fetish for the British VSBs.
“Black man with a professional job” points
“VSS or VSB with dreads” points
“Spelman/Morehouse” points
I forgot to add
“Over 6 feet tall” points
“Black fraternity/sorority”points
“She has a beautiful singing voice” points
@Some people don’t like the way N.I.A. walk….,
you know, i dont know if there are sorority points. in fact, i actually think there’s a “black chick from a university and not in a sorority” point movement going on
@The Champ,
Yeah, even my friends in frats usually say this is an automatic deduction. Although I’ve seen them make exceptions, mostly for AKA’s
@The Champ and Me fail english?, sorority chicks are usually douchebags, that’s why.
yeah, forgot to change my name. It’s Friday, baby!! I hope everyone has an absolutely awesome day!!
@Some people don’t like the way N.I.A. walk….,
thanks and sh*t. you too
YES to poet points!!!
Something about a guy that can not only think deeply but can communicate these thoughts, that just gets me going.
There was/is a young black man here in PGH that spoke at the poetry slam my first year in PGH. BY the time he was done speaking, I had planned what we would name our children, where we’d live and how often he’d wake me up to “spoken word.”
SUPER YES to black guy who only dates black women points!
As this is very rare the further up the corporate ladder and the higher the education level. Don’t get me wrong it happens but most brothers aren’t saving black women a seat.
@Ivy St.,
YES! I was derailed off my pimpin by poet points from Aug-earlier this week.
Here’s the downside to poets.
1. Emotional as hell. Like, Carl Thomas and Ralph Tresvant are gladiators compared to this dude.
2. Well really, #1 was enough, right?
@Ivy St.,
Don’t get me wrong it happens but most brothers aren’t saving black women a seat.
most?
Black Male Blogger Points.. so true. I am very good friends with a man who blogs with a pretty decent following, and some women think he is just the ish*, even though he loudly proclaims he is married. The funny part is the blogger and the man he is @ home are two different things and he really needs his a** whooped for being so damn trifiling in “real life”
For me..
“Athlete “points- A man who is a beast on the football field, or baseball diamond even around the way.. ahhh yummy!
“Smart almost nerdy/ geeky” points- Love a smart man, that can fix the computer, paste together an intelligent sentence, has a firm grasp on some important facts.. ahh love you boo!
“A man in a nice suit and shoes” points- Nothing increases a man ‘s swagger like a finely tailored suit- ahh love you too boo
“Chivarly is not dead, always a gentlemen” points- Not as common a thought process as it should be, so when he has it has he can get it.
@PrincessCutc,
“Athlete “points- A man who is a beast on the football field, or baseball diamond even around the way.. ahhh yummy!
lol, so even if a cat is the man in hoodstreet stickball he still gets points?
i guess i get points for 1, 7, 9 and a little bit of 10. yeah i’ll run with that. lol
Oh I forgot:
Real Hair Points aka No Weave Points. Not necessarily the same as “good hair” points. A girl doesn’t have to have what black people consider “good hair” to have good hair. Very Healthy weave-less head of hair, long or short, is beautiful and gets points. I get many points for wearing my natural thick BAA out cause its still a pretty rare occurrence to see completely naturals with long hair.
@Blue Skyez,
Lol. These bout the only points I get on this board
My points for guys:
- Intelligence points – have a weakness for very smart men
- Musically talented – I love music and men with musical talents whether it’s singing, jammin on the guitar get extra points
- Loves basketball and extra points for liking my team or hating the Lakers
- Funny as hell, especially if I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying
- Well traveled or at least open-minded about other cultures and has a desire to travel
Points I see my boys give women
- Thick in the right places
- Logical and not tripping over little things
- Glasses – one of my boys has a huge weakness for women with glasses
- Good cook
- Gets along with their mom
@Leila,
I give major points intelligence, but I always end up competing with the guy for who can give the most insightful display of knowledge. Everytime I talk to a guy who matches or surpasses my intelligence I feel like I’m competing on a debate team.
…there’s a Chris Rock joke somewhere in this statement, LOL.
@AkShone,
joke? sh*t, there’s an entire act here
@The Champ,
LOL. This is a whole damn episode of “How I Met Your Mother”.
@Leila,
“- Glasses – one of my boys has a huge weakness for women with glasses”
this is me as well. i don’t know why.
@Leila, hate all the Lakers you want, just don’t hate the Dodgers.
Just a few points given
1) tall points
If a man is over 6ft most women will give him points.
2)big booty points
An @ss can shoot a woman from a 5 to a 6 or high 7 easily. An @ss can be one of the most powerful things in the world.
3) bachelor’s or master’s degree points
I use to give points for this. I stopped after meeting people that absolutely got nothing out of school but a degree.
4) women into car points
I give points to any women that can appreciate a mustang cobra, amg benz, or corvette.
5)natural hair points
I give points to women that wear their hair naturally. I got a soft spot for that.
@Humble_One aka Recession Fodder,
2)big booty points
An @ss can shoot a woman from a 5 to a 6 or high 7 easily. An @ss can be one of the most powerful things in the world
the ass is definitely intriguing. its really the only thing on the planet that you never get tired of looking at, from every possible angle
I’ve been known to give men the following:
-Funny as h3ll points
-Tall points
-Intelligence/nerd points
-That brotha can dress points
-I love chocolate women points
-I love actively working with kids points
-No matter what he wears, it’s obvious he works out points
Oddly, I’m still picky and I rarely meet men I take interest in. I gotta get over that.
I’ve heard I get “good hair” points. Guys get all excited when they find out I don’t relax my hair and that I don’t use a hot comb to straighten it. I think it’s ridiculous. I’ve also been given “she looks good for a dark-skinned girl” or “she’s a PRETTY dark-skinned girl” points. Those points make me livid and I’ve been known to GO IN on ni99as who think they’re complimenting me by essentially saying that women with dark skin aren’t normally attractive. I get “your body makes no sense” points. I guess women my size aren’t supposed to be so d@mn busty. The only points I get that I appreciate are the “d@mn you’re mad cool!” or “yo! you’re FUNNY” or “you cooked this??? nah, you musta got you’re grandma to make this” points.
Dear Voiceovereason,
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@Dorian G.,
Thanks. Your Prick of the Year award is in the mail. You won by a landslide
@Voiceovereason,
*Cackle*
@Dorian G.,
LMAO! THIS is why I claim u. Sometimes. On Holidays. In leap years.
@Voiceovereason,
I think the only thing u left out is the “I wake up & piss excellence, glitters, rainbow & awesome” points.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
“There’s a got-dayum cougar in the car!!!”
I just felt like shouting that out.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
I think the only thing u left out is the “I wake up & piss excellence, glitters, rainbow & awesome” points.
LOLOLOL
@Thuggie Luvvie,
Hehehe! It’s a Ricky Bobby kinda day. It’s not like I’m the 1st on this site to type foolishness out of bordeom. Surely won’t be the last.
@Voiceovereason,
“I’ve also been given “she looks good for a dark-skinned girl” or “she’s a PRETTY dark-skinned girl” points. ”
” I get “your body makes no sense” points. I guess women my size aren’t supposed to be so d@mn busty. ”
These 2 comments are useless without pics.
@Humble_One aka Recession Fodder, VSB would be bonkers if pics were posted. Maybe they can bring back the Gravatars?
Its not dark skin male points, when you’re just naturally fly.
Thanks,
Dorian G.
President-Elect
F.I.N.E. (Fly Indigo-pigmented Ni99as of Excellence)
@Dorian G.,
“F.I.N.E. (Fly Indigo-pigmented Ni99as of Excellence)”
Hi-larious.
@miss t-lee,
lol@ Ninjas of Excellence. I feel like they rock matching white suits to exhibitions.
@Me fail english?,
With the lapel pins.
@Dorian G.,
As Parliamentarian of the SEGZYS club (Superbly Enticing Gals of Zamunda Ya-Ya Sisterhood), I got authority to tell ya to SADDOWN.
@Dorian G.,
I HATE Indigo-pigmented!
Lord, take me now.
@Dorian G.,
creating an acronym for fine for yourself is 81 percent gay
@The Champ,
LMAO!
“A Black man who respects his mother/his sisters to the fullest and therefore respects women” points.
@SimplyMe,
even if he respects her so much that he lives in her basement?
@The Champ,
LMAO!!! nah not to that extent!! hahahahah.
ROFL @ ‘Thick White Girl”…. that made me think of ole girl Tapanga from Boy Meets World. They get hype off their own thickness but I just roll my eyes at the booty they stole from me #fail….
And YES LAWD!!!!! #9! Let a brotha tell me he ONLY dates black women. White/Other don’t EVEN make his Johnson budge and he’s a WINNER! 10 points out the gate! A black man that 100% appreciates all there is to love about black women and black love is indescribable. Knowing this avoids at least an hour of grilling to ensure your level of consciousness is up to par. Him telling me this automatically lets him get the cookie on day 360 instead of 365… lol. j/k- but not really…..
@Daydreamer,
Let a brotha tell me he ONLY dates black women.
I dont even care about the exclusively dating us part. Just knowing that out of all sistas are your strong preference. SWOON!
I had a couple bad experiences with dudes who said they only date us though.
One guy followed it up with some bitter, cryin asz story about a Filipino chick that refused to intro him to the fam and he got all butthurt and never went interracial again. Oh, so they didnt want you so you’ll fall back on us? FOH!
Another dude rushed to give me the disclaimer after informing me of his exclusive interest in us “but not the dark ones!”. You sorry sack of shti. Maybe you missed the point, but telling me you only date black women who look less black is NOT the way to a black woman’s heart.
Lip points – DSL’s n all its something about lipgloss n nice lips on a woman that just makes me picture her with p-no music playing in the background.
Leg points – especially now that a lot of females are wearing tights n showing off their gams, I have grown a fetish for legs from growning up in schools with uniforms for about 7 years, if she got the legs n she shows it, I heart her
‘Good wit her hands’ points – not necessarily fighting (although a girl wit heavy hands n quick reflexs gets its own rough chex points) but a woman who can smooth away all traces of a long hard day at work with a nice massage that lasts longer than 20 minutes.
There are more but I gotta get back to work.
@rockstar718,
Leg points – especially now that a lot of females are wearing tights n showing off their gams, I have grown a fetish for legs from growning up in schools with uniforms for about 7 years, if she got the legs n she shows it, I heart her
***nodding head, and thinking about amerie***
@rockstar718, yeah, lipgloss instead of lipstick definitely wins.
That’s trumped by the freaks that don’t wear makeup at all.
points not yet mentioned yet
“if you stand under a strobe light and squint, they look like *insert random celeb*” points
Politician/preacher points
Virgin points
works as a bartender points
bowlegged points
btw, is there another person that possesses as many points as erykah badu? think about it: she gets “earthmother/god body” points, big hair points, seems like she’s a freak points, poet points, unproportionately big booty points, she can sing points, and “has a track record for making sane n*ggas nuts” points. seriously, she should just change her name to wilt chamberlan.
@The Champ,
Cosign on Badu. I was feeling her when she first came out. The only drawback was her backside. Now she has much @ss. I don’t know where it came from. Maybe it was the kids because all of that wasn’t back there in 95-96. Her lips are nice too.
@Humble_One aka Recession Fodder,
The only drawback was her backside. Now she has much @ss. I don’t know where it came from. Maybe it was the kids because all of that wasn’t back there in 95-96. Her lips are nice too.
She may have back, but she has no rack. Even after three kids?
Disclaimer: I don’t encourage implants.
@The Champ,
I think you can call them “badu points”, because girls that resemble/are like her (i.e. me) get residuals from guys who dig her. Im just saying
T.
God points
Dudes always assume the chicks they see going to church must be of better quality than the randoms walking the streets. Often, this a damn lie, but that don’t stop us from believing it.
@Big Man,
This works boths ways…lol
@Big Man,
I always wondered why brothas at church were so quick to holla.
@V.E.G., Chicks too though. I remember being Hot horny Haleuiah hollered @ in the church yard once…
@Big Man,
It’s funny you mention that. Last weekend my uncle was telling me stories of how him and his boy would go to different churches every weekend looking for freaks.
@Humble_One aka Recession Fodder,
Lol, back in the day me and the homies used to roll to the campus ministry meetings for the EXACT same reason.
On a sidenote, I used to have to fight off laughter everytime they tried to take the hot songs at the time and give them a gospel twist, talkin bout “Don’t start no sin, won’t be no sin”
@TPeezy,
“Don’t start no sin, won’t be no sin”
No.
_________
@miss t-lee,
That was my same reaction…
@TPeezy,
“Don’t start no sin, won’t be no sin”
NO. Epic fail. Reminds me of a time in college when a youth minister said Jesus was a ‘No Limit Soldier’….(SMH)
Bond.
@BlkBond,
“Jesus was a ‘No Limit Soldier’….”
I quit this piece.
*shuts door on the way out*
@BlkBond,
“Jesus was a ‘No Limit Soldier”
Was this within some sort of context? Right now I”m not sure whether that is funny, sad, or deep in a way I can’t understand.
_Multilingual points
@SnijanaFleur,
these only matter in the sack
@The Champ, lol
I’m afraid to ask what you mean by that
Are their points to be gained for being dark-skinned and bald? I just started rocking the baldy. Do you get Michael Jordan points or Tyler Perry’s Mr. brown points?
2. “she looks good for her age” points
This is true. One thing I realized is that attractive older women are officially attractive. These are creme of the crop. Sometimes an attractive younger is attractive by default because she is young. I don’t think the attractiveness becomes official until your late 20s early 30s.
@Humble_One aka Recession Fodder,
Are their points to be gained for being dark-skinned and bald?
i think so. in fact, i know so, just look at joe’s popularity
@The Champ,
And Alek Wek’s.
Most of the points I give out have been mentioned, but I dont think I saw “He’s a Teacher/School Counselor” Points. The last few guys I’ve talked to have been Black male educators, and while it wasn’t anything I ever paid attention to before, now it will definitely get you the number, as long as you dont look like a Wookie.
@8th Wonder,
*Taping razor to a stick* What about summer program counselors. I was one of them. LOL
@8th Wonder,
Not a wookie! LMAO!!!
I have to give, “she in a dress or skirt” points. It’s who I am. Growing up in a school w/ uniforms, It was usually a girl if they was in a skirt dress or the like. I can’t help it if she in a dress I have to look. It’s like smelling a good meal and getting hungry. It’s a natural reaction.
@WuDaMan,
I also give nice hands points. Something nice about hands and forearms to me.
@WuDaMan,
this is true. unless you’re built like a garbage bag full of dead cats, rocking a plaid skirt adds like 2.5 points to a person’s number
@WuDaMan, co-sign. So many girls seem to wear jeans 90% of the time, the skirt/dress is that rare treat.
Still sad there’s not points for little chocolate women
hahaha
@RunBabyRun,
put her in a dress and it’s on w/ me. There. lol
@RunBabyRun,
Or average-sized brown-skinned chicks with relaxers. Boooooo!
@Me fail english?,
Ooh girl yo chonky! ala Madagascar 2
Nobel Prize Points …
We all know Michelle had no intentions of giving Barack any tonight
@eff yo couch,
lmao
@eff yo couch,
lol
How about points for:
the wall street brother
the brother who own his own business
the brother who invests and has assets
the financial analyst, the entrepreneur, the ceo, the banker (sorry I have a thing…)
the brother in a position of power
the creative brother (music, verse, art, etc.)
the philanthropic brother
the brother who can teach me something I don’t know
not to mention
the brother over 6’2
with sexy lips
and beautiful skin
the brother who loves black women of ALL shades
oh and being a handyman deserves points too…
@Weapon of Mass Distraction,
welcome and sh*t
Ughhhhh. Helloooooooooooooooooo! How about BIG D**K points!
I kid… I kid…….
No! I’m NOT!
Sike!
No, Fa real tho!
@Lanieanna,
You ain’t joking…lmao
@Lanieanna,
I believe that was the “big ego” described up top by Champ.
We all know Beyonce wrote an ode to Jay Z’s schlong.
what about men/women who can actually dance points? i’m not talking about that p*ssy poppin on a hand stand stuff or nun of that souljah boy nonsense either. i love a str8 guy who can dance well and ain’t scared to get on the dance floor
@nikki87,
I love women you know how to make each of their butt cheeks move independently.
Is that wrong?
@Big Man,
lol, to each their own…u’d be surprised at the number of persons ‘gifted’ like that and don’t be sliding down stripper poles. in public. for money.
what about dimples points! i KNOW people fall in a trance when them facial dents show up
@Nicklele,
welcome and sh*t.
@The Champ,
grazie
Another one of them “stick and move” days for me…so lemme get right to it.
1. I’ve heard nuff chicks talk about how they like those “chocolate [guys]” to know that dark, fit cats can and do win in the dating world. Me never having been colorstruck, a chick’s complexion never rated to me.
2. co-sign here too, I live those chicks (had a nice little vegetarian “buddy” back in the days). And yeah, Jasmine Guy is definitely in the Sea Hag club now, right in there with Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. I don’t much care for spoken word, but a lot of those girls are sexy.
5. “Good hair” is some self-hatin’ bullsh*t I’ll never clap to, period. But if a lady’s hair smells good…hoo boy, I tell you…
6. How about “thick for an asian girl” points? I’ve seen plenty of Indians, Japanese, Koreans, and especially Pinays who are winning wars…and plenty more that can start a war or two as well.
9. I haven’t met sisters on the field that really cared what a man dated, as long as he was into her and he was buyin’.
10.Man, I miss my little Brit chick from back in ’01. Met her around the way in Gardena of all places. The accent did add to the proceedings, because if she was just from New York or Cleveland or something, while she was still cool and cute, it wouldn’t have been on that other level.
Lessee, what else we got:
-”cutie pie who likes guyyyy sheeeeeit!” points: sports, performance cars, beer, video games not named The Sims, LOL…I don’t have to be into that particular “guy arena,” but if she is, she’s on the short list.
-”adorable geeky interests” points: If she likes to check for classic commercials on YouTube, we can talk…if she has a prized Beanie Baby collection, not so much.
-”broad sense of humor” points: This means she can appreciate Robin Williams as much as Katt Williams.
-”cleans up reeeeeeeeally nicely” points: When the chick who rocks the spaghetti stained t-shirt is still a sight for sore eyes, game’s over when she throws on that dress and those boots.
-”down for whatever” points: Good soldiers make life easier whether it’s drinking before we go in the club, being open to try the new spot, see a different kind of movie, or just come thru and cozy up with the divver (DVR).
Way more than that, obviously…
i date a black male poet….
*exposed*
also, dead @ a minotaur in pumas…i’ve seen that happen before…all bad.
@ miss t-lee,
Since Champie and Panda decided to go all ghost on us today, I’ll write my Maxwell report here (shoulda been here anyway…lol). My bad for not returning with the report, but it had to do with a little bit of recovering like V.E.G. said and a little bit of having no computer access that day
and a little bit of being drunk off of Dos Lunas tequila.Maxwell Highlights:
- THEE SPLITS. Homie was gettin’ down!!
- Slappin’ the mic, like he was slappin’ a lady’s rump.
- That chick that tried to lift herself up on the runway to touch his pant leg, crushing her bosom. You know that heffa was sore. I woulda did the same thing. lol
- The Pretty Wings feathers falling towards the end.
- Folks leaving after Pretty Wings then Maxwell luring us back crooning, “Don’t go, Chicagooooooo” , chatting us up about politics and Chi ish like running on Lake Shore Drive and why he didn’t see any of us (ya gotta let a sista KNOW Maxwell!!) and then busting into an impromptu (and AWESOME) “Ascension” performance. F folks’ lives who left after Pretty Wings!! I knew that nicca wasn’t done!
- Running into the audience and hugging them. I was jealous I wasn’t that close.
- Lowering under the stage and then appearing outta nowhere on the other side. Folks were tweaking!!
- Looking like he effing did in that dayum suit. *swoon*
Common/Chrisette Highlights:
- Common KILLED.
- So did his DJ. Dayum.
- Chrisette can sing her arse off. I loved the fug faces she was making…that’s how you know a sista can sing. She was making those Anita Baker fug faces. LMFAO. It was fabulous.
Lowlight:
- This one 2520 chick who KEPT SCREAMING behind my sister and I during Common’s set. Like, she WOULDN’Y STOP. Wench, this ain’t no Pearl Jam concert. STFU. And she screamed at the wrong times. Like when he asked us to scream, she’s stay quiet, but then scream during his entire set. WTF. I loved when he said “all my soul sistas make some noise” and both my sis and I looked back at her DARING her to scream. It kinda made up for it all.
Overall, I loved it and I still have some residual swooning left over…*sigh*
@Cheekie,
Awww…you had fun!!!!!
He did the encore show with us too…lol I was laughing that so many people had left. It was good for us ’cause we had much room to dance during “Ascension” and the two other songs he did after that (can’t remember right now). oooooh the splits and that suit…I already know girlfriend!!! Yummy.
Our show didn’t have many 2520′s…hahha
Oooooh sounds like you had quite the time!!
@miss t-lee,
“He did the encore show with us too…lol I was laughing that so many people had left.”
What was so funny is that this group of girls next to us were squeezing by us after the Pretty Wings set was over and one lady was like, “Looks like that’s the end of it!”. I just smiled at her all skeptical like, “yeah sure”…I had a feeling he wasn’t done. I’m glad I trusted my gut!!
Add points for a man who reads something other than the sports section of the paper.
Feel you on the light eyes but how you gonna disrespect us sport riders like that?
I don’t know if this has already been mentioned but…preacher/minister points. Preachers get mad points and
even though some of ‘em be marriedthey use ‘em.